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Welcome back to our weekly video installment we like to call “2nd Hand Embarrassment” in which we feature a Twilight themed fanmade video that makes us cringe, blush or rethink our fandom.

This week we bring you “Edward is a Virgin – Avril Style” in honor of one of my favorite posts on here.

Oh.my.god. I have a hard time making it through these they’re SO over the top. I think the thing that blows my mind the most about these videos is how COMMITTED they are in them… facial expressions, lyrics, acting it out… if this was me I couldn’t have even made it past the word “bonk.”

A sample of the lyrics… now sing along everyone!

“Hey you guess what Edward is a virgin
no way he’s not I think he needs to get some
Hey you guess what I could be his first time
He protects his virtue
He’s not easy I think that is so cute
Hey hey Edward Cullen get your pants off…”

YOU ARE like 15!!! OMG.

I had to stop trying to type the lyrics, I couldn’t do it anymore. That’s all I could do for you guys, my roommates probably thinks I’m insane now.

Going to my happy place,
Me (themoonisdown)

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  • Mrs. P.

    I’ve seen this girls videos….and quite frankly she scares me!– especially when she sings to the little mermaid soundtrack, about getting busy “under the sheets” –truly frightening

  • Mrs. P.

    OME** Ladies we need to protect Rob from teen fangirls like this! Cougars UNITE!!

  • Amber

    Can’t these girls make some songs up about Jacob?!? We’ve pretty much given him up for them.

    If I were Rob, I’d go ahead and get a restraining order against this one…just in case.

  • @amber – i know! we’ve given them jacob, isn’t that enough?! 😀 can they leave our robby alone? i dont need to think about 12 yr old girls fantasies in song form

    everyone – please notice the 2nd ‘possibly related post’ up there! HAHAHA!

  • Mrs. P.

    LOL!!! 😀 is this what you saw? Breaking My Hymen…LOOOOOOOOL

  • YES! maybe thats the next video! bella sings that to the tune of ‘losing my religion’

  • Mrs. P.

    That’s Ed in the bed….That’s Ed in the wa / ter… breaking through my Hymen…LOL

  • christapie

    Hell yes Cougars Unite! I actually wrote a post about admitting I’m a Cougar. LOL!

    Anyway, I think this chick rhymed every AY sounding word at the end except Olay/Olé. I can’t believe I watched the whole thing.

  • Mrs. P.

    me either…I could have used those 3 1/2 minutes to “REVIEW” certain parts of the Vanity Fair shoot outtakes…Again…

  • @mrs p – OH MY GOD. i’m crying laughing. seriously.

    thx to everyone who watched the whole thing! we have to share these!

  • Out of curiosity, have you seen the two fans rapping in “Vampzilla Ice”? I can’t remember where I saw it, but I felt my own face start to burn. And I was only watching!

  • @Christapie….me, too. Where did you blog about cougarhood? I haven’t done that yet, but I guess my cougarness is pretty obvious.

  • Cammie

    I got chills ALL over my body while I watched this! (and not the good kind of chills) How will I ever get the images and lyrics out of my head? HOW!? I ask you.

    Still love you though, thank you for making my day 🙂
    It’s always funny digging into your archives :p

    Sorry for my terrible english, I’m from Norway :p

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