Dear those in denial,
I’m 99.7% certain that Rob and Kristen hooked up while filming, despite the whole Michael Oregano situation.
I recently informed a dear friend of my opinion on the matter and she responded:
Last Tango in Paris
UC: can we talk about the PROOF that we know that rob & kristen hooked up? They watched that MOVIE….
Moon: I’m gonna play devils advocate and say NO. she seems like a total prude who’s WAY too into NReed and her BF
Friend #1: wrong- they’ve done it.
UC: how do you watch (what’s the movie again?) and not have sex after it and JOKE about mirroring your characters after it
Friend #1: LAST TANGO IN PARIS. No-strings attached sex…. they watched that shizzzzz…. and she was 17…. and he hit it. but then they will deny it ’til the death, ’cause she was underage.
UC: and i’m confident Michael knows. she told him. she was so upset at herself. and he forgave her. they worked through it
Moon: they watched last tango in paris?
UC: YES. Omg, Friend #1, she hasn’t seen the interview
Moon: god how old are they?
Friend #1: of course. ’cause he got a freebie out of it, too. GIRL…. ok, you have to watch THE interview that first came out last year….
UC: THAT’s the interview that makes us KNOW they did it
Friend #1: april of last year. it’s the PROOF!
UC: it’s SOOO obvious. MTV. They’re SO flirty
Moon: link please
(literally 3 seconds later b/c Friend #1 is awesome like that)
UC: there it is proof
Friend #2: OK, I missed a lot because of the phone call. BUT, I must say… Rob and Kris most DEF hooked up. I am positive of it
Friend #1: yay Friend #2! she agrees! she has seen the interview, clearly.
Moon: dude is this the one where she scrapes that crap out of his mouth?! sick
Friend #1: yes.
Moon: hey im just being devils advocate
Friend #1: “bonding.” is when they talk about it.
Moon: THATS it?! That’s what you base this off???
Friend #1: have you SEEN last tango in paris, moon? there is no reason those 2 would’ve been watching that if they didn’t have ulterior motives.
Be further convinced after the jump
The Deleted Scenes
Friend #2: You guys haven’t watched the deleted scenes, have you?
Friend #1: NO–no deleted scenes. waiting for the DVD.
UC: no. not the deleted scenes. b/c you say it’s obvious they did it right?
Friend #2: Well, then I can’t make my point
Friend #1: no–make your point. i don’t mind…
Friend #2: No, I can’t spoil the awesome
Friend #1: dude. TELL! or i will kill you.
UC: how much spoiling will it be? i mean.. something we really don’t know?
Friend #2: YEs.
Friend #1: just TELL. TELL. TELL. TELL. please.
Friend #2: only when all three agree
Friend #1: i agree. The others do, too.
UC: i agree. I don’t want to watch, just hear.
Friend #1: say it. SAY IT. OUTLOUD!
Moon: Do they say “we had sex” in the extras?
Friend #2: Ok here I go. Ok, so there is a leg caress that is 100% Rob and zero percent Edward
Friend #1: of course there is. because he’s FAMILIAR with her. in the Biblical sense.
Moon: in the kiss scene on the bed??
Friend #2: YEs And it is beautiful And so not Edward Those two shagged. totally
Friend #1: OF COURSE THEY DID.
UC: oh MAN i wanna watch! for “research”
Friend #1: i’ve been saying it since last year…when i had no one to say it to!
UC: dang. a leg thing
Friend #2: And she liked the leg grab. that’s why they deleted the scene
Friend #1: of course she liked it. hello!
UC: was it a butt grab too? i haven’t seen any of the deleted kissing scenes
Friend #1: me either. i’m a purist.
UC: me too i want my “first” time to be with Moon next Saturday while eating sprinkles cupcakes
Moon: i saw the one Friend #2 is talking about. sorry I’m a slut, UC
UC: MOON. UGH
Moon: it was accidental
UC: do you concur? it’s hot? and they did it?
Moon: YES SO HOT. I watched it like 88 times
Friend #2: You guys…it wasn’t even a scene in the movie. The camera crew just caught them in the act
UC: oh haha joke
Moon: broke into their hotel room
The Penelope DVD Preview
Friend #1: what about that scene in the Penelope preview…where they are leaning into each other…
UC: in the movie about the girl with the pig nose?
Friend #1: they are SO doing it.
Friend #2: Broke into Catherine’s bed
Friend #1: were. are. will do it again, whatever.yes…sending vid now:
Friend #1: at :26.they are doing it. that is NOT a scene in the movie… that is THEM. and this vid is sweet before kstew became a huge sourpuss.
UC: DUDE i’m not done but her on his back? yeah? he was ALLL about that
Friend #1: but did you see :26? that is the PROOF!
Moon: that they’re hugging?
Friend #2: special hugging?
Friend #1: i dunno…what they are doing….but she is majoring pulling him in… leaning into him. having a MOMENT. this must have been the morning after..the afterglow. bet she still smelled.
UC: ohhhhhh the clare de lune part. so happy he’s so hot. i want to make love to him
Friend #1: ew. “make love?”
Moon: he is SOOO Edward here. HAHAH MAKE LOVE
The Nylon Interview
UC: what other “proof” do we have?
Friend #1: my work here is done.
Moon: I’m not convinced
Friend #1: wellllll… that recent interview with her…. where she tried to play it off… “Sometimes we lean into each other…” she is begging off it too much…trying to prove that they aren’t a couple. which they’re not. just friends with benefits.
Moon: i mean i think they’re close, but i act that way with people sometimes. theres totally attraction there and thats obvious
Friend #2: I have proof. I didn’t want to tell you…but… I know that they did it because after Rob and I were together…he said, “Kristen who?”
Moon: HAHAHAH you win
Are you convinced?