Working out with a Filet o Fish and Taylor Lautner

(TGIF LTT-ers!! I can’t tell you how happy I am we’ve made it to another Friday, so in honor of a great week of posts and a crappy week of work I’m bringing you one of the most ridiculous videos EVER!)

Dear Daddy Lautner –

What the heck is going on in this video? Was it time for Taylor to work out and that’s why you pulled over the SUV for a little impromptu weight training session?

“Hey Taylor and Trainer guy, pop the hatch you’ve got some reps to do kid, these filet o fishes ain’t buying themselves!”

And what’s the loud popping noise in the background? If I didn’t know better about the premise of New Moon I’d say you were on the set of “Saving Private Rob” and those are fake gun rounds going off… instead of what we all know that sound really is! It’s you crushing beer cans on your forehead while Taylor works the Delts out.

What we really need is a Daddy Lautner work out video… it’s pretty much like those old people chair work outs only yours involved a lawn chair and lifting 40’s instead of soup cans. Then to really get the muscles warmed up there’s a relay between you and that blond chick to see who can eat a McRib the fastest. You win of course! And the cover is the best… I picture Taylor standing over your shoulder spotting you as you benchpress a platter of McGriddles. GOLD, I tell you! You’re rich all thanks to me! Where’s the Amazon preorder?

Nice form Taylor!
Themoonisdown

Oh and get Taylor another Crest White Strip, I couldn’t see his gleaming chompers from space!

PS TGIF!!!!!!!!!! Time to hit that forum and get to chatting after commenting!

  • newtonandyorkiehavethebestlinesEVER

    hahahahahahaahahaaa

  • krazykidd

    ‘Then to really get the muscles warmed up there’s a relay between you and that blond chick to see who can eat a McRib the fastest. You win of course!’…again you have outdone yourself Moon LOL :) Nice!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/midnightsunco Li Li

    “Oh and get Taylor another Crest White Strip, I couldn’t see his gleaming chompers from space!”

    LOL….seriously though….his teeth are creep white sometimes.

    • maygirlg

      Yea, Do you think he goes for a dentist visit every two weeks. Sorry Taylor, just curious.

    • themoonisdown

      seriously when he flashes a smile half way through this vid, he almost blinds the camera dude

  • Steph

    Ahahahahaha! “Hey Taylor and Trainer guy, pop the hatch you’ve got some reps to do kid, these filet o fishes ain’t buying themselves!” I know he’s probably NOT from New York, but I can’t help but hear this in my brain being said in a New York accent.

    Moon, you rule.

    • themoonisdown

      fugetaboutit!

  • http://www.lulaville.com Leigh Anne

    I love Taylor.

    He is adorable. He is talented. (Seriously–he IS Jacob–was so pleased with his performance in Twilight.) He is totally hard-working. I dig him.

    That is all.

  • Melissa

    “Hey Taylor and Trainer guy, pop the hatch you’ve got some reps to do kid, these filet o fishes ain’t buying themselves!”

    I just blew coffee out of my nose I was laughing so hard!!!! this video freaks me out a little….eek!

  • http://www.joebendesigns.wordpress.com Amber

    Seriously, who is that blonde chick? What is she doing? And how do I get her job? (What? I have no problem using Tay Tay to get to Rob!)

  • LaPush Baby

    That might be the weirdest 1:22 of video I have ever watched. Seriously. That was all I could watch, let me know if I missed the good part.

    Why are they touching him so much? Where the hell are they? A firing range? “crushing beer cans on your forehead”, hahahahaha, you are probably right, there….

    His teeth probably glow in the dark like Ross on Friends when he did the whitener.

    McRibs… *snorting coffee* ….can you still get those?

    Moon, I love how you make something hilarious out of something so almost-creepy weird!

    TGIF!!

    • http://www.twitter.com/midnightsunco Li Li

      “His teeth probably glow in the dark like Ross on Friends when he did the whitener.”

      LMAO….i love that episode!

      • Tiffany

        HAHAHA I love that episode too!

    • http://spreadhopelikefire.wordpress.com Jordan

      Make it four, because I totally remember that episode too!

      Also, yeah, there’s just a LOT going on in that video. Even sitting here trying to comment on it, I feel like I’m on an episode of Fear Factor or something.

    • themoonisdown

      what else can i do with this stuff? funny or run hiding in the closet!

  • Janetrigs

    Bwahhhhhh haaaaa!!! Snarky, much?

  • http://www.twi-lovemythicalcreatures.blogspot.com kdgrimmer

    is it bad that I wish I was the chick in the pink coat? yes I think it is. sad, very sad.

    ps….i feel like sucha creepster watching this video!

    • themoonisdown

      me too! what’s her job besides watching him work out, touching his back and shooting the shiz with daddy?

  • thenewlywed

    Several things…

    I agree. Taylor did a great job as Jacob. My favorite, least cheesy part is at the end when he glares at Edward and Edward glares at him. Not only is that good acting on Taylor’s part but his wig looks the least greasiest in this scene.

    I would definitely use any of the cast members to make my way to Edward.

    I would claw my way through a crowd to get to him. Which — BRAINSTORM — that would make a totally sweet video game. Being in a packed bar of crazy Twi-fans freaking out. And the object is to get to Rob. To beat it, you have to get through Nikki and Kristin. Whoa.

    I’m such a dork.

    • themoonisdown

      your weapons of choice of bong, guitar, picture of Smeyer and whiskey bottle. to beat the twi hards and nreed over the head with of course

  • Tiffany

    WOW! Three GLORIOUS minutes of Taylor Lautner pulling on resistance bands… what more could a Twilight fan ask for?
    What the heck is with those pants he is wearing? Now them look like some dad slacks… but obviously not his dad’s slacks… His dad’s actual slacks no doubt have an elastic waist band, to hold all those filet o fishes in his tummy.
    Oh poor daddy Lautner, if only you knew people online are harassing your weight… he should call Jessica Simpson for some advice about coping with the media’s (us) obsession with his filet o belly….

    • themoonisdown

      I LOVE daddy lautner!!!!!!! i want to hug him!

      ps all i ask for in a good twi video is a couple bicep curls

  • myria101

    Gunshot sound effects because we’re at the Taylor Lautner Gunshow??? wth??

    M

    • LaPush Baby

      TL Gun Show!! hahaha!

      Good one.

      :-)

  • themoonisdown

    guess what time it is???!! friday night crunk thread time:

    http://tinyurl.com/chq5m5

    get on over to the forum!

  • trixi

    wtf! haha. i didn’t turn the sound on because i am looking at this covertly because the hubby in in the room and he would make fun of me. i had to laugh silently. who is the fat dude?

  • howulikintheraingirl

    I have been on hiatus from your site due to studying for AP exams…and I just stopped in and read this post and laughed hysterically for about 5 minutes.

    Some highlights…
    “What the heck is going on in this video? Was it time for Taylor to work out and that’s why you pulled over the SUV for a little impromptu weight training session?”

    “And what’s the loud popping noise in the background? If I didn’t know better about the premise of New Moon I’d say you were on the set of “Saving Private Rob”

    You are an artistic genius I tell you! G-E-N-I-U-S!

  • Sherin

    I just laughed out loud( and im not supposed to) at work.I’m soo gonna get fired moon and UC. Saving private rob?! Where is that movie showing at??!!! LOL

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