Dear New Moon Hair/Wig people-
I’ve never been more sad in my life.
This is just NOT alright. I am seriously sad and may think of boycotting you for making Jacksper look this ridiculous. His hair is poofy and NOT CUTE. What did you do wash and set it with sponge curlers ala 5th grade? I mean it must take a lot of work to take a normally great looking guy and make him look like a poodle at the Westminster Dog Show. In fact I think that’s where you must be going to get all the wigs that were in Twilight and now New Moon. Jacob’s half up, half down wig makes him look like a Native American My Little Pony. All he’s missing are the bejeweled eyes.
If this is the hair Jasper has when he kicks butt and draws blood at Bella’s birthday party someone will have to hold me in my seat because I may not be able to help myself. I need a bad ass Jasper taking a swipe at Bella and not some fancy boy with Shirley Temple hair.
I have no more to say about this. I’m going to act as if this never happened. I have my eye on you Wig wranglers!
PS girls in this picture: please do not frame this or make it your profile pic on Facebook. We need to forget this ever happened.
PPS UC, i <3 you and would never give you poodle hair if I was a hair stylist