Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez come out. Officially.

Picture Source: Lainey Gossip

Dear Taylor-

Looks like someone had the DTR* talk recently!! I can’t say how excited I am for you two… you’re so cute I just want to squeeze you like a couple of cabbage patch kids!

As a girl with an ass ton of guy friends I can say with some authority that I believe a DTR talk has occurred because unless you two are underage drunk in broad daylight on the sidewalk in front of the paps, no one goes for the under the boob side grab. Not even good friends.

Have your fun and kick out the jams with Selena now because puppy love is fleeting but Wolfgirl love is forever.

Your older wiser faux sister something
Themoonisdown

*for the uninitiated or those no longer in High School, DTR= “define the relationship”

 

  • Charlee

    haha, the “under the boob side grab.”

    • maygirl

      LMAO.

    • http://twicrackaddict.blogspot.com TwiCrack Addict

      HAAAAAA^2

  • ANDREA

    Dear fellow LLT-ers:

    I love Taylor in a very big-sister way. I think he and Selena look adorable together and I want them to be happy forever and ever (which at 17 means for the next six months).

    I also think she is very pretty but after taking a good look at her I realized she looks suspiciously like a certain half-human/ half-vampire that, you know, pops-up in BD. So now I’m afraid that her motives to hang out with TayTay are less than pure… what if she is using him to get a bite of the Twilight saga? (because there’s no way they are going to left that relationship like it’s in the book) What if after getting (or not) what she wants she leaves him with a broken heart?? Will Taylor be a victim of the Jacob curse????

    Swine-flu-free hugs to everyone!!

    ANDREA

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you are a sleuth. and i bet you’re right..

    • themoonisdown

      CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!

      • ANDREA

        I’m so glad that you two agree.
        Great minds think alike ;)

        ANDREA

      • http://in sumit

        hello my name is sumit i am from india now i am live in spain and about you are girl or boy where are you from

  • http://thebrowniequeen.blogspot.com/ Marta

    Awwwwwwww. That is SO cute! I watched Miss Selena on her show last night for a bit, haha. She’s too cute!

    This post made me happy! Luv the pic! Thanks girls!!

    :-D

    P.S. Does her show film in Vancouver? Or is she there just to see TayTay?

    • ANDREA

      She was filming a movie in VanCity :)

    • themoonisdown

      romana and beezus which sounds an awful lot like a book i read in grade school.

      • http://www.twitter.com/carosparroww carosparrow

        cause its based on the ramona series or something like that (:
        never read the books but there you go

        Selena and Taylor. <3 Better than Selena and Nick, I have to say!

        Love the pic!

    • http://in sumit

      hi how r u

      • http://in sumit

        you are so sexy

  • http://alyssabender1.blogspot.com Alyssa

    Wow. Almost so cute it makes me gag.
    When will he turn 18, so I can comment on his freakin awesome arms without feeling guilty?

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      haha.. i think you have another year to wait!

      • ANDREA

        Yeah! His birthday is in February :(

        • http://sumitpaul@yahoo.in sumit

          i know that

    • amyandwalt

      ok…so im not the only one…tried really hard not to stare but the bulging bicep caught my naughty eyes…down girl, one more year

  • http://www.lulaville.com Leigh Anne

    1. I did not know what DTR meant. Thanks for defining it for me.

    2. You said “kick out the jams.” You win. You know why.

    3. That you referenced Donny Osmond in that picture caption has brought sunlight into a very foggy morning. Please marry me and be my lesbian life partner. In Vermont.

    4. I hadn’t realized he was grabbing her boob until you pointed it out here.
    …and now the Disney peeps are losing their shiz.

    I love it.

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      haha.. in vermont. can i come? (that’s what she said. literally)

      • http://www.twitter.com/midnightsunco Li Li

        @Leigh Anne
        LMAO….your whole comment….AWESOME.

        • http://in sumit

          i love you

    • themoonisdown

      we’ll have our committment ceremony under a maple tree and then eat waffles and PURE maple syrup.

      and where are the crazy disney pr folks?!

  • http://robmyworld.com Amber

    Hmmm… the underside boob grab. Classy! What a great way to say I love you in front of the paps.

    Oh TayTay, we really do <3 you like a little brother!

  • krazykidd

    I see you TayTay trying to be sneaky with the i-just-wanna-hug-you-and-graze-your-lower-boob-while-doing-it hug…good try my friend…LOL ;) Just remember that your ‘special hugs’ should be reserved for wolfgirl and no one else! K? Thanks! So when I first started seeing these pics on the net my first thought went to wolfgirl…seriously…anyway so I figure you better work out the kinks with selena and perfect the game before you can step up to wolfgirl… :)

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      awww Wolfgirl will feel loved!

      • krazykidd

        She is UC…she is…wolfgirl’s so wholesome!

  • BRUMMIELOVER

    AWWWWWWWWWWW!

  • Janetrigs

    I do feel bad for Wolfgirl. Oh well. They are adorable.

  • Pamela

    As cute as that picture is, that looks like the most awkward hug. How are they even walking? Oh I know… because of Taylor’s super cut, super strong, super crazy biceps. Yeah, I commented, but I mean it in a “Way to go, son” kind of way! I swear!

  • trixi

    aww they are cute! i still have no idea who she is.

  • superhumanmoron

    Smooth moves, Tater. The under boob side grab ranks up there with the “stop-short” in the car.

    • themoonisdown

      HAHAHAHA MOM BAR aka touch the boobs

  • http://www.twitter.com/midnightsunco Li Li

    Shut up– I love that you brought out the DTR! Haven’t heard that one in years! hahaha

    • themoonisdown

      cause you KNOW thats what happened. totally late one night after a texting fiasco they meet up and hash it out!

  • LaPush Baby

    OK, I am old, I will divulge here. I didn’t know DTR, AND I have a daughter who LOVES Selena Gomez–well, mostly her show, but she does think that she is ‘very cool’. When we were in the grocery store together, we went and checked out the teeny-bopper mags (which may or may not contain pics of Rob, I wouldn’t know…:-) ) and Selena is in ALL of them.

    I also loved the Donny Osmond ref. You rule.

    LPB

    • themoonisdown

      thats what i need to do… find a preteen girl i can take to the mag racks so i can scam on all the hot rob pics in bop and laugh at the ‘hand written’ surveys they make those kids do!

  • Rachel L

    I was looking her up on IMDB and she was in an episode of barney called “puppy love” and i laughed my ass off.

    • themoonisdown

      classically trained actress, obviously!

  • vickyb

    @LaPushBaby LOL! I only renewed my daughter’s subscription to Bop magazine so I could look @the Rob pics ;)

    DTR? Never heard of it…does that mean I am old or that I should have had more than one boyfriend in high school?

    @superhumanmoron Now I’m gonna laugh every time my hub “stops short” while driving!

    • LaPush Baby

      ooo, DTR, I just assumed it meant I was old! Maybe I should have had A boyfriend at all in HS to have heard of it…..

      hahahaha, vickyb, you are cunning….maybe I should offer her a subscription to one of them, her b-day is coming up, she’ll be 10, she needs to know what the kids are doing, right? (and I need 100 photos of Rob to look at) (Those mags are also dominated by the JoBros, which I am happy to say my girl is not impressed with them at all)

    • themoonisdown

      dude this is the best idea ever!! now what teeny girl do i know who i can give a subscription too….

      • Freya

        Just buy it at the grocery store. And when you go up to the checker, roll your eyes and sigh loudly, then say “I can’t BELIEVE my daughter/niece/neighbor’s girl likes this magazine!” Then laugh in camaraderie with the checker, while you furtively caress Rob’s face on the cover with gentle fingertips…

        No? Just me?

  • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

    I’m sorry, but if I were getting the under the boob side grab from Taylor I’m-Underage-But-I-Got-All-The-Bitches-Swooning Lautner I think that I’d have a much bigger cheesehead grin than what Selena’s got goin’ on. Still, they’re adorable and I love them.

    M

    • http://www.twitter.com/midnightsunco Li Li

      uh, totally agree!

      she looks like, “meh. another day, another boob grab. just another disney day.”

      whatev.

  • peculiar1

    They do look so cute. Taylor looks so hot with short hair.

    • themoonisdown

      agreed!

  • malia

    man i bet summit is eating up all the publicity taylor is getting!

  • Taylor

    This picture makes me one of two things, I can’t decide.
    Option #1: Insanely, madly consumed with jealousy (I’m talking about Taylor’s muscles…… Duh… I mean, why would I be jealous of Selena?! I don’t know what you’re talking about….)
    Option #2: Happy, because, is it just me, or does Selena look a liiiiitle uncomfortable?
    It’s okay, Taylor, when she leaves you for a JoBro after she scores her part in Twilight, I’ll be here waiting (I am allowed to say that and not go to jail!).

    • themoonisdown

      and she will. inevitably she will dump him. and we will be here. what a cruel cruel world.

  • Bellasnemisis

    It’s all fun and games until the ‘roid rage kicks in.

    • themoonisdown

      BEST! you win

  • brittany

    i love how he’s looking RIGHT AT the camera. hahaha. i still think they’re cute.

  • Megan

    i hate this pic,only cuz Selena Gomez is in it!!!I hate Selena Gomez so much i wish she would die!!!Selena and Taylor she not be goin out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • jessica

      i feel the same i hate selena i wish taylor dump her i like him he is so hot but she is so ugly and i hate her so so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SRTA LAUTNER

    STUPID SELENA

  • Dulce Maria

    not so beautiful, I hate Selena

  • Maria Jose Àlvarez Lòpez

    Hello Taylor I love for ever and ever its bearofer Selena uuuuu

  • elisa gana

    no me gusto para nada

  • Paulaa

    Odio a La Selengaaa :@ La Odioo Media Suerteee

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  • mafer

    ELLOS DOS NO SE VEN BIEN Y NO ME GUSTO PERO PARA ND

  • nda

    a mi se m ase

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