Remember last weekend when I brought you my newest favorite fan video creator? Well she’s at it again and we’ve decided to give her a nickname because she’s too amazing NOT to have one. This lovely gal shall now be called AmandDAH the Twimom Video Vixen, cause yes, this woman is a mom! And she’s not only creating vids of her version of the New Moon trailer with her special hubster but is writing, singing and recording her own songs inspired by Twilight! Oh yes, hang on to your butts cause this is gonna blow that trailer out of the water!
Let’s start out with her upbeat diddy titled “My Vampire”
I keep worrying that her shirt may fall off through this whole video… makes it hard to concentrate on the amazing lyrics…
in a new school forks high
eyes on me
dont like the attention
then i spot him out
staring me down
looking pale and handsome
hes not a man hes a vampire
Alrighty now let’s slow it down with her next smash hit titled “Beautiful Vampire”
Now if I was the director of a Twilight porno spoof: Bella Does Forks, this is the song I would pick for the soundtrack…
pale white skin
ice cold chill
sheild of mine
blink of an eye
thirst of my wine
Seriously guys, I really can’t wait to see what AmanDAH comes up with next cause I couldn’t write this stuff… she’s the biggest Twilight fan who’s never read Twilight!
Follow the cut for a very special announcement about the Porn-off between us and the Twi Sisterhood
Dear Twilight Sisterhood,
Us here at LTT and LTR would like to congratulate you on thoroughly beating our fake sorority in the Porn-Off. You took what we’re known for and beat us at our own game. You played dirty and we’d be lying if we didn’t say we LOVED it hardcore. Your “fingers” entry was sheer genius and I gotta give you props. Though in our defense I will say Wanna Tappa Vampa was really too busy getting trashed at the frat/sorority mixer doing keg stands and making out with “frat brother” Kellan to remember to vote. So it’s with a glad heart, a pounding head, and a serious hangover we call you the winners!
We’ll see you at the next Greek Row block party!
Your Sisters from Wanna Tappa Vampa