Letters to Twilight in 10 words or less

Dear LTT-ers,

Just the other day I was talking to UC about how I wished I could just post two word letters or even three (go for the gold Moon!) because sometimes less is more especially when you see shiz like this:

Rob and Kristen spotted shopping in VINTAGE store

Rob and Kristen spotted shopping in VINTAGE store

Dear Rob and Kristen,

Be less predictable.

Love your pal,
moon

So I decided to summarize the following Twi-news, pictures and what have you in 10 words of less… can I do it and still be semi funny? Will you love me when I fail miserably?

Let’s see shall we?

Your faithful servant,
Moon

Take the cut to see if I can do it!

Rob and Taylor face off at the boxoffice on the same day

Rob and Taylor face off at the boxoffice on the same day

Dear News Outlets in desperate need of a story that pits Team Edward and Team Jacob against each other,

No deciding needed: double feature!

Duh,
Mooniepie

[ News: Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner’s cinematic showdown, where will you be? ]

Music to wear your banana suit to

Music to wear your banana suit to

Dear 100 Monkeys who are giving away 2 free tickets to their next show,

Do not want to sweat or listen to your music.

Seriously,
100 Moon-keys (see what I did there?)

[ News ]

Dear Ben,

You sound like John Denver.

<3’s
Moon

[ News: 30 second clip of Meet Me on the Equinox leaks ]

cover art @ newmoonthesoundtrack.com

cover art @ newmoonthesoundtrack.com

Dear whoever runs the New Moon soundtrack website,

You should probs run the official site too! Listening Summit?

A billion smooches,
Moonster

deathcabteamjacob

Death Cab for Jacob

Dear Chris Walla of Death Cab,

I think I’m in love, you called Edward an “A-hole.”

I will follow you into the dark,
Moon

[News]

Whatdaya think? Did it work? What news did we miss? I also just figured out that 10 words or less thing would have fit into our week of 10’s also but it is now the week of 9’s. Oh well.

Rob and long hair? Over to LTR you go!
Can you speak in 10 word sentences in the forum today?

Sources: The interwebs, our trusty readers, Robsessed, Twicrack, New Moon Movie. Where else do you go for news? DUH!

  • http://stareidefiftyseven@yahoo.com MidnightSin

    Dear Moon:
    What the hell are you talking about this a.m?

    (I did it in only 9!)

    <3

    • themoonisdown

      dear midnight sin

      i ask myself this all the time!

      (i did it in 7!)

      • MidnightSin

        Dear Moon,
        Welcome to my world!

        (only 4..tag your it)

        • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

          Loves
          (1)

          • MidnightSin

            “u”

            (1/3)

  • http://stareidefiftyseven@yahoo.com MidnightSin

    Dear Moon:
    What the hell are you talking about this a.m?

    (I did it in only 9!)

    <3

    • themoonisdown

      dear midnight sin

      i ask myself this all the time!

      (i did it in 7!)

      • MidnightSin

        Dear Moon,
        Welcome to my world!

        (only 4..tag your it)

        • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

          Loves
          (1)

          • MidnightSin

            “u”

            (1/3)

  • http://stareidefiftyseven@yahoo.com MidnightSin

    Dear Moon:
    What the hell are you talking about this a.m?

    (I did it in only 9!)

    <3

    • themoonisdown

      dear midnight sin

      i ask myself this all the time!

      (i did it in 7!)

      • MidnightSin

        Dear Moon,
        Welcome to my world!

        (only 4..tag your it)

        • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

          Loves
          (1)

          • MidnightSin

            “u”

            (1/3)

  • http://stareidefiftyseven@yahoo.com MidnightSin

    Dear Moon:
    What the hell are you talking about this a.m?

    (I did it in only 9!)

    <3

    • themoonisdown

      dear midnight sin

      i ask myself this all the time!

      (i did it in 7!)

      • MidnightSin

        Dear Moon,
        Welcome to my world!

        (only 4..tag your it)

        • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

          Loves
          (1)

          • MidnightSin

            “u”

            (1/3)

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

    “Music to wear your banana suit to” LMAO

    Argh when I saw the new Rob picture the first thing that crossed my mind was:

    If I would have seen that picture one year ago, I would have thought it more likely to be sitting here, raising my own 5-year-old sextuplets, than to be swooning over that man. Oh and that includes the odds of getting pregnant, giving birth and babies turning into toddlers, within one year.

    But unfortunately I saw it yesterday and I still think he’s hot.

    • themoonisdown

      its cause we know what he CAN look like when he tries

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • bobbygee

    I love the banana. It reminds me of Donovan and his electiric banana. Great pics http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • Pinky

      Hahahahaha! It’s too damned early to read the words electric banana!

    • obird

      again bobbygee for president or resident hero.

      • Katie S

        Who gave thumbs down for that?? Out with it!

    • themoonisdown

      hahaha oh bobby!

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • sassysmart

    Shouldn’t KStews color be growing out by now? And be getting longer? Not still looking like hot trannytrailermess. She should just shave it all off and start over…wear wigs for awhile I hear that Kim Z from Real Housewives of Atlanta has a new wig line.

    I don’t mind her at all…just wish, gah, I don’t know what I wish but it sure isn’t what she’s doing now.

    And Rob needs to get some burgers in his system STAT!!!

    • dazzledtodeath

      I think she like the mullet. She hasn’t done anything to change (fix) it and didn’t want extensions, so I’m guessing she wants to keep it.

      Maybe in her next movie she plays a harsh-looking homeless tranny?

      • sassysmart

        You know…I thought that. Her next movie is the one that her mom wrote or is directing or something nepotistic. Didn’t I read she and NReed play girls trying to look like boys? Or did I make that up?

        • dazzledtodeath

          It’s called K11,I think, and she and NR actually play male characters.

          Maybe that’s why she spends so much time with Rob-she’s learning to be a boy.

        • English Girl

          I am concerned for Nikki Reed that she is going to have to look like a boy for K11. Where oh where is she going to put her boobies and womanly curves (love her figure). The big handbags will def. come in handy.

          That must be why Kristen never carries a handbag – she’ll not be needing one. Seriously girl you are missing out on one of the great joys of being a woman by never using a handbag (purse I should say in US-speak I realise). Just because you already HAVE the other great joy in the world currently known to womankind (*sigh – teeth nash*) doesn’t mean you have to miss out on handbags dear …

          • sassysmart

            Did you ever see…Hillary Swank in that one movie? She took medical wrap and strapped those bad boys down…It can be done. I would also hate to see NReed cut her actual hair to be a boy in a movie.

          • southernbelle

            You’re right I’ve never seen her carry a purse. Hmmm. And she’s not into high heels either. She sure likes those tennis shoes. She’s got them in every color.

  • Katie S

    “Dear Rob and Kristen,

    Be less predictable.

    Love your pal,
    moon”

    Love you for making me giggle, moon.

    • themoonisdown

      it’s just all so obvious at this point. i want to send them a copy of that pic and letter just so they can see

  • Katie S

    “Dear Rob and Kristen,

    Be less predictable.

    Love your pal,
    moon”

    Love you for making me giggle, moon.

    • themoonisdown

      it’s just all so obvious at this point. i want to send them a copy of that pic and letter just so they can see

  • Katie S

    “Dear Rob and Kristen,

    Be less predictable.

    Love your pal,
    moon”

    Love you for making me giggle, moon.

    • themoonisdown

      it’s just all so obvious at this point. i want to send them a copy of that pic and letter just so they can see

  • Katie S

    “Dear Rob and Kristen,

    Be less predictable.

    Love your pal,
    moon”

    Love you for making me giggle, moon.

    • themoonisdown

      it’s just all so obvious at this point. i want to send them a copy of that pic and letter just so they can see

  • Katie S

    “Dear Rob and Kristen,

    Be less predictable.

    Love your pal,
    moon”

    Love you for making me giggle, moon.

    • themoonisdown

      it’s just all so obvious at this point. i want to send them a copy of that pic and letter just so they can see

  • Katie S

    “Dear Rob and Kristen,

    Be less predictable.

    Love your pal,
    moon”

    Love you for making me giggle, moon.

    • themoonisdown

      it’s just all so obvious at this point. i want to send them a copy of that pic and letter just so they can see

  • Katie S

    “Dear Rob and Kristen,

    Be less predictable.

    Love your pal,
    moon”

    Love you for making me giggle, moon.

    • themoonisdown

      it’s just all so obvious at this point. i want to send them a copy of that pic and letter just so they can see

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