Mike Newton Appreciation Day
We received another fan letter:
Dear brilliant girls who run LTT, [UC note: okay maybe I took a creative liberty here]
It was brought to my attention that Michael Welch was quoted talking about his fans and saying,
“I get to be a part of the cultural phenomenon, but there are no riots breaking out over me.”
This breaks my heart. Poor Mike Newton doesn’t have a riot of fans after him. Is it because he’s less handsome than Rob? Let’s be frank, Newton is the reason we all love Twilight, right?
What would have been the movie without the “Arizona! How are you liking the rain girl?” or “You’re alive!”. Everyone always talk about Team Edward or Team Jacob, but what about Team Newton?
You’re right. Mike Newton IS the reason we love Twilight. Where would we be without his white boy-dorky goodness? I’ll tell you where- no where. That’s where.
By the power invested in me as the co-owner of a blog where we make fun of Twilight stuff cause we love it so much, I hereby declare today “Mike Newton Appreciation Day.”
Let’s FINALLY give this boy some of the love he deserves. Not many guys would be willing to support a charity for BOOBS. But Mike isn’t afraid to say “I like boobs, so I don’t want anymore women to lose theirs” (okay so that was Michael Welch- who cares? Newton? Welch? Same guy!) Plus being THAT stereotypical guy who never gets the girl he wants is hard (that’s what she said), not to mention losing her to a sparkly vampire (even though, Mike, come on- Jessica is ten times hotter than Bella).
If I’m ever lucky enough to sit by you, I’m gonna talk to you.*
After the jump, Morn shares some Mike Newton love to help us APPRECIATE his white boy, dorky goodness today!
Who said white & nerdy was a bad thing? Mike Newton shows us how it’s DONE:
Mike Newton is a sex GOD:
Note to Michael Welch: no… you and Robward are not “very similar” Mike Newton wouldn’t make that mistake:
*name that quote. If you get it right you get 10 minutes in heaven with Mike Newton for free…