All the Twilight news that’s fit to print – Unicorns and lots of BooBoo’s

Dear LTT-ers,

There comes a time every few weeks or so that we have to do a news dump because there’s simply too much news and not enough letters in the day. So here’s all the news we think you should know about but couldn’t cover.

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  • Our BFF Ashley Greene gets a Twitter and proceeds to lull us to sleep with tweets of her sleeping habits and stories of buying dog food. There’s something to be said about keeping the mystery, isn’t there? Love you BFF!
  • Dude, Xavier did you forget what I told you to say if Jackson invited you to a 100 Monkeys show!? Did he not think you were deaf or sick with food poisoning? In other news, HIGH FIVE for going with Ashley, maybe you’ll be the lucky SOB to finally figure out she’s a hot piece, while the rest of that numbnuts cast wonders why they don’t have a girlfriend, or why theirs smells of grease.
  • Both Melissa Rosenberg and Justin Chon dish that Eclipse will be a much “darker” film. No really? This is the book in that saga that contains the story of Jasper’s shady past, killing innumerable people, the turning and training of a newborn vampire army, the rape of Rosalie at the hands of her fiance, and fight training all culminating in arguably the saga’s most satisfying moment of conflict: the battle. So “dark,” you say? NO DUH!
Jacob hungry! Me want filet-o-fish!

Jacob hungry! Me want filet-o-fish!

  • New Moon Action figures go on sale at Hot Topic. Is it just us or does Jacob look a little “special” in the face?
  • Little Jacky is photographed with a boo-boo (not the kid playing Seth) Tuesday. No one knows whether it was his hand, his head or that terrible wig that was injured. I’m hoping he broke his hand after punching out the wig department after he saw his reflection in the mirror. Jackson Rathbone-r: kicking ass and NOT taking names!
  • Little BooBoo Stewart gets his first tattoo! Awww, they grow up so fast, don’t they? How friggin cute is this kid?!

Follow the cut for more news, shirtless Kellan and Jackson the Unicorn!

  • Some dude with a unpronounceable name and arguably a mental disorder interviews Jackson and those other guys. He makes Jackson’s day by getting some dude Daniel Johnston (don’t worry I had to google too) to record a message for him. Listen for Jackson saying “I was born a Unicorn.” It’s a magical moment! He also talks wigs. Action packed!
Ya like whatcha see?

Ya like whatcha see?

  • Micheal K at Dlisted explains these HOT Kellan pics better than I ever could! If it’s ain’t broke don’t fix it yall!
  • Edward Cullen meet your new BFF: Seth Clearwater… you might wanna get Mr. Jenks on that fake ID thing he does so well ASAP!
  • Carlisle Cullen’s KILLER Day Spa. Get the deep tissue massage at your own risk
  • And just as quickly as it appeared news of a Harpers Bazaar Robsten REVEAL quickly fizzles out. I love Robsten rumor shooting stars.

So that’s it for this news round up, did we miss anything? What should we have written a letter about?

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  • Shleeeigh

    CATFISH!!

  • Shleeeigh

    CATFISH!!

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I think we need a ‘respect the catfish’ button.
      And I am no longer eating catfish, new sacred animal as of today. All out of respect for Jackson.

    • http://neozubair.wordpress.com Zubair

      Therz no news on New Moon though….! :-(
      Dint u guys found something relating to tht?? Heared Rob n Kstew out doin promotions, tryinna be some crowd pullers.. Is it true??

  • http://myuberfablife.blogspot.com Jaydey17

    Loves it :)

    xox

  • http://myuberfablife.blogspot.com Jaydey17

    Loves it :)

    xox

  • http://www.lulaville.com Leigh Anne

    Didn’t we already discuss Ashley’s Twitter, which tacky Perez Hilton rudely displayed on his site, for all the world to see? Bless her heart, I felt so badly for her.

    Oh…right…TWITTER…social networking! GOTCHA!

    So glad y’all are keepig things classy…and by classy, I mean thanks for the hot muscle pic of Kellan.

  • http://www.lulaville.com Leigh Anne

    Didn’t we already discuss Ashley’s Twitter, which tacky Perez Hilton rudely displayed on his site, for all the world to see? Bless her heart, I felt so badly for her.

    Oh…right…TWITTER…social networking! GOTCHA!

    So glad y’all are keepig things classy…and by classy, I mean thanks for the hot muscle pic of Kellan.

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

    The fact that Jackson looks like the descendant of a catfish is precisely one of the reason why I don’t think he’s hot. Funny, maybe, but hot? Not.

    Conversely, that Killers t-shirt is precisely why I think Carlisle rocks. Too bad that’s not his actual wardrobe. Say, Eclipse is darker, hmmm?

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

    The fact that Jackson looks like the descendant of a catfish is precisely one of the reason why I don’t think he’s hot. Funny, maybe, but hot? Not.

    Conversely, that Killers t-shirt is precisely why I think Carlisle rocks. Too bad that’s not his actual wardrobe. Say, Eclipse is darker, hmmm?

  • PinkDolphin

    Dear Jackson,

    You are not Billy Burke. Please don’t ever grow a mustache again.

    Smooches,

    oink

    PS. I’ll kiss your boo-boo if you heed my advice.

    • trixi

      or wear you big glasses!

  • PinkDolphin

    Dear Jackson,

    You are not Billy Burke. Please don’t ever grow a mustache again.

    Smooches,

    oink

    PS. I’ll kiss your boo-boo if you heed my advice.

    • trixi

      or wear you big glasses!

      • Pinky

        I kind of like his Sally Jesse Raphael glasses. Damn…my old is showing.

        • sassysmart

          Blue Blockers

          • xylem44

            size 0 vests.

  • robsten4life

    mmmm Kellan

    That is all

  • robsten4life

    mmmm Kellan

    That is all

  • Elizabeth

    i sincerely hoped that Xavier tapped that if not ummm why?!
    Kellan’s body creeps me out so badly, his shoulders are so massive that it makes his head look tiny.

    • dazzledtodeath

      Not as tiny as the Jacob action figure’s head.

      • Elizabeth

        LOL! yeah thats true. Is there a Emmett one? I’d hate to think how out of proportion his body would be as an action figure.

  • Elizabeth

    i sincerely hoped that Xavier tapped that if not ummm why?!
    Kellan’s body creeps me out so badly, his shoulders are so massive that it makes his head look tiny.

    • dazzledtodeath

      Not as tiny as the Jacob action figure’s head.

      • Elizabeth

        LOL! yeah thats true. Is there a Emmett one? I’d hate to think how out of proportion his body would be as an action figure.

  • fangbanger06

    Xavier is possibly the hottest thing since… well Rob.

    Rob is still hotter, that’s a given. But Xavier is SMOKIN!

  • fangbanger06

    Xavier is possibly the hottest thing since… well Rob.

    Rob is still hotter, that’s a given. But Xavier is SMOKIN!

  • bobbygee

    the action figure looks like combination of arnold and sly stallone. Bulked to the max. Maybe he should cut back on the fish filet. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • fangbanger06

      WHOA! Bobbygee is paying attention!

      Except for I think Taycob’s daddy is the one eating the Fillet o’ Fish. . .

      Is that right?

      I can barely remember my own eating habits let alone people that I only stalk online. : )

      • sassysmart

        Big Daddy has him eat Filet O Fish…Omega 3’s…good for you.

        BOBBYGEE for the WIN!!!!

  • bobbygee

    the action figure looks like combination of arnold and sly stallone. Bulked to the max. Maybe he should cut back on the fish filet. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • fangbanger06

      WHOA! Bobbygee is paying attention!

      Except for I think Taycob’s daddy is the one eating the Fillet o’ Fish. . .

      Is that right?

      I can barely remember my own eating habits let alone people that I only stalk online. : )

      • sassysmart

        Big Daddy has him eat Filet O Fish…Omega 3’s…good for you.

        BOBBYGEE for the WIN!!!!

    • Beth

      I was thinking Lou Ferrigno circa 1978 (only with a greenish hue).

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

    You know how Stephenie glosses over the Rosalie part with Royce? Was she actually gang raped and beaten? Left for dead? Wonder what they’ll show there..

    Ashley needs to take tweeting lessons from Billy Burke. She needs to learn the art of a drunk tweet!

    • sassysmart

      That’s what I gathered from that story but what I don’t understand is why…just didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

    You know how Stephenie glosses over the Rosalie part with Royce? Was she actually gang raped and beaten? Left for dead? Wonder what they’ll show there..

    Ashley needs to take tweeting lessons from Billy Burke. She needs to learn the art of a drunk tweet!

    • sassysmart

      That’s what I gathered from that story but what I don’t understand is why…just didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me.

      • fangbanger06

        Gang raping and beating your future wife never makes sense. At least to me.

        I kinda think that is the point.

        I do hate Ms. Meyers’ love of glossing over EVERYTHING!

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          Queen of the Fade To Black.

          M

  • Pinky

    “maybe you’ll be the lucky SOB to finally figure out she’s a hot piece, while the rest of that numbnuts cast wonders why they don’t have a girlfriend, or why theirs smells of grease. ”

    You know you are sooo wrong for this, right? LOL.

    Maybe it smells of bacon grease, no man can resist bacon :-)

  • Pinky

    “maybe you’ll be the lucky SOB to finally figure out she’s a hot piece, while the rest of that numbnuts cast wonders why they don’t have a girlfriend, or why theirs smells of grease. ”

    You know you are sooo wrong for this, right? LOL.

    Maybe it smells of bacon grease, no man can resist bacon :-)

  • paceysgirl-PG11

    That Taycob action figure is scary looking.

    Rather have Taylor in person……..legal in the UK

    :)

  • paceysgirl-PG11

    That Taycob action figure is scary looking.

    Rather have Taylor in person……..legal in the UK

    :)

  • Shleeeigh

    Ladies, I have a feeling this is going to be right up your/our alley!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Nightlight-Parody-Vintage-Harvard-Lampoon/dp/0307476103

  • Shleeeigh

    Ladies, I have a feeling this is going to be right up your/our alley!!

    http://www.amazon.com/Nightlight-Parody-Vintage-Harvard-Lampoon/dp/0307476103

    • TeamSeth

      I went to the link…”About the Author (Harvard Lampoon)…United States President Ulysses S. Grant was advised not to read the magazine, as he would be too much “in stitches” to run the government.” Amazing.

  • AnnaBanana

    Another Jackson post! I just joined the forum out of sheer delight. Jackson Rathbone is THE HOTNESS…and I like Catfish : ) Kellan is pretty to look at but his head does seem kind of small for his body.

  • AnnaBanana

    Another Jackson post! I just joined the forum out of sheer delight. Jackson Rathbone is THE HOTNESS…and I like Catfish : ) Kellan is pretty to look at but his head does seem kind of small for his body.

    • xylem44

      You are right about Kellan, but I think Jackson has the opposite problem. His head is too big for his body. RPatz is JUST right.

  • ItsLauraHoney

    Is it just me or does Jackson look like a Drag King in those Elvis/Catfish pictures??? What kind of spirit gum F***ery does he have going on his lip?

  • ItsLauraHoney

    Is it just me or does Jackson look like a Drag King in those Elvis/Catfish pictures??? What kind of spirit gum F***ery does he have going on his lip?

  • MidnightSin

    IS IT ME….I KNOW IT IS….BUT…..

    What the hell are you talking about this morning????
    :) :) :)

  • MidnightSin

    IS IT ME….I KNOW IT IS….BUT…..

    What the hell are you talking about this morning????
    :) :) :)

  • trixi

    great friday post you guys are making me not do the work i need to get done. ahh must get work done so i can leave work early!

  • trixi

    great friday post you guys are making me not do the work i need to get done. ahh must get work done so i can leave work early!

  • MidnightSin

    The only things that I DID get is: Jacob’s toy thing is scary as hell and Kellan is one gorgeous guy….how did I do??

    • Elizabeth

      @ MidnightSin: you did pretty well!
      Just that and Ashley got a Twitter account and her and Xavier (who plays Riley in Eclipse) went to see Jacksons band 100 Monkey’s play.

      • MidnightSin

        I actually like Ashley’s twitters? (is that what they are called)? They make mine seem not so bad…

        • Elizabeth

          twitter, tweets its all the same :)

  • MidnightSin

    The only things that I DID get is: Jacob’s toy thing is scary as hell and Kellan is one gorgeous guy….how did I do??

    • Elizabeth

      @ MidnightSin: you did pretty well!
      Just that and Ashley got a Twitter account and her and Xavier (who plays Riley in Eclipse) went to see Jacksons band 100 Monkey’s play.

      • MidnightSin

        I actually like Ashley’s twitters? (is that what they are called)? They make mine seem not so bad…

        • Elizabeth

          twitter, tweets its all the same :)

          • MidnightSin

            See I am so twitless…

        • Beth

          “I actually like Ashley’s twitters” (that’s what she said)

          • MidnightSin

            what did I say??? what am I missing here??? Someone help the twi-less one plz…..

          • JodieO

            @MidSin: People say ‘that’s what she said’ after an innocent enough statement to make it sound dirty. I think it came from a tv show (The Office, maybe?), but it’s become an LTT favorite.

            Example:
            You say: I ate a cheeseburger yesterday. It was so big I could barely get my mouth around it.

            LTT says: That’s what she said!

          • MidnightSin

            JODIE O…..OMG..ok….got it…Ashleys twitters…taken completely differently………lmao….

  • HeyyyBrother

    Uh… Jacob’s “action figure” looks like Lou Ferrigno. If that’s not a hosedown for all the “Legal in Georgia” ladies around these parts, I’m not sure what would be…

    • sassysmart

      What? You don’t like David Banner?

  • HeyyyBrother

    Uh… Jacob’s “action figure” looks like Lou Ferrigno. If that’s not a hosedown for all the “Legal in Georgia” ladies around these parts, I’m not sure what would be…

    • sassysmart

      What? You don’t like David Banner?

    • Beth

      I actually wrote the same thing before seeing your post. Now I don’t feel so bad!

  • lapushbaby

    I think I would like to make an appointment at Carlisle’s Day Spa.

  • lapushbaby

    I think I would like to make an appointment at Carlisle’s Day Spa.

  • sassysmart

    As much as I want to lick Kellan from head to toe…those pictures freak me out. It’s like that episode of Seinfeld when his girl walked around naked all the time…it was really hot until she tried to open a jar of pickles, naked.

    • fangbanger06

      Naked pickle jar opening is wrong.

      Keep the mystery, people!

      • MidnightSin

        “Naked pickle jar opening is wrong”….

        Making note for future reference…thanks.. :)

  • sassysmart

    As much as I want to lick Kellan from head to toe…those pictures freak me out. It’s like that episode of Seinfeld when his girl walked around naked all the time…it was really hot until she tried to open a jar of pickles, naked.

    • fangbanger06

      Naked pickle jar opening is wrong.

      Keep the mystery, people!

      • MidnightSin

        “Naked pickle jar opening is wrong”….

        Making note for future reference…thanks.. :)

    • lapushbaby

      And then Jerry did naked belt-sanding….

      AHhahahaha!

      • MidnightSin

        Not gonna touch that one!

        • Ang

          “Not gonna touch that one!” – That’s what she said. Sorry, MidnightSin, I couldn’t resist.

    • JodieO

      I love that episode so much.

      “A woman’s body is beautiful, like a work of art. A man’s body is like a Jeep. It’s for getting around in.”

  • Bellasnemisis

    Poor Jackson looks like Carrot Top wearing that stupid wig. It’s just not right.

    • expat

      with the hat & longish hair Jackson reminds me more of the bandleader whose name i can’t think of (Tom/Dick/Harry Petty & the Heartbreakers/burners/bummers?) who also sang with the Traveling Wilburys—it was a nice interview, all 10 min. of it in 20 sec. bites—

      Kellan simply turns me off, whether clothed or half-naked—

      will definitely order Nightlight as soon as it’s available on this side of the big pond—<3

      • TeamSeth

        Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

        And he really reminds you of him? I would’ve never ever come up with that comparison. Interesting.

  • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

    I think I may love JRath even more now with those pics! He cracks me up that he’s not scared to just make fun of himself. Perfect.

    M

    • AnnaBanana

      I saw some interview he did where he talked about meeting the crew of NM while wearing a mohawk. He said he never takes himself seriously : ) Gotta love that. He seems very well bred and humble.

  • ecrow

    jacob’s action figure? scary, yes.

    but what’s more disheartening for future pocket-play is that edward’s doll appears to be suffering from Drag-face. i love me a good drag show, but he looks like he’s mentally preparing to step out with Cats’ “Memories.” no, edward, NO. overplucked/painted on lady-eyebrows and Revlon Super Lustrous Dune Rose lipstick? NO.

    • ecrow

      (they should’ve gone all the way with positionable jazz-hands. :| )

      • Pinky

        LMAO :-)

  • Kendall

    I seriously must have a problem. Y’all are all talking about the hotness of Taylor, Jackson and Kellan and I just don’t see it, they are all “eh” to me. I guess I just like scrawny and pale.

    • jazzled

      LMAO

      “I guess I just like scrawny and pale.”

      I’m the biggest I-wanna-tap-that Jackson fan out there, but srsly, have you ever actually looked at him?? He defines scrawny and pale. Ok, maybe not next to Rob. But I think most ppl would agree that he’s no Taylor or Kellan : D

      • Kendall

        @jazzled pale as in milky white glow…better clarification now?! ;)

        • jazzled

          LOL!

          Whatever, I’ll take him any way I can get him (Jackson, I mean). The mustache doesn’t intimidate me. That’s why God created razors :D

  • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

    Moon “If Elvis and a Catfish had a child his name would be Jackson Rathbone”

    I love you

    Also.. are you freaking kidding me? You don’t know Daniel Johnston? what kind of LA hipster are you? Moon Music Fail

    • MidnightSin

      UC how do send a msg to LTT on Twitter?

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        reply to @letter2twilight

        i’ll try to see it! sometimes we miss some b/c i’m not on all day and we get a lot sometimes

        • MidnightSin

          thanks..still learning how to use the Twitter thing…and I getting the following thing but I didn’t know If I had to send a request or something for you to recieve them from me…hope I am saying that right….

          • MidnightSin

            Also…if anyone from here is asking to “follow me”

            (personally I don’t see why you want to…a blade of grass under Rob’s sneaker is more interesting than me)

            but if you have or are going to request…can you plz let me know that your from LTT…cause I am getting requests from ppl that I have no idea who they are so I don’t respond and I heart you all here…and don’t want to seem rude. Thanks

  • jazzled

    Love. It. (The post for today, not the trash-stache) :D

    <3 you guys so much.

  • KG

    I love that interview with 100 monkeys. Love JRath even more now. I love the little wink he gives the camera right at the very end. Good stuff.

    • jazzled

      Oh man, that whole interview was Hi-Lar. Even if that Nerdwack guy was trying to channel Weird Al. Love the Monkeys- they’re all so fun. Although Jackson the Unicorn was definitely pretty epic ;)

    • TeamSeth

      That interview was amazing. Highlight of the entire post for sure. I don’t really think anyone in the cast is especially hot (okay, maybe Ashley), but Jackson is great. The monkeys reminded me of all the guys who didn’t like me in college though :(

      How come they didn’t interview the two guys on the far left? They were so shunned! And the #1 hands thing? Who the hell is Willow Rain? And the dude from the Islands who was like, “Oh damn, I owe Nardwar one. Guess I’ll make this video for 100 Monkeys but not bother to go any further than my bed in order to do it.”

      And to Moon: uh yeah, arguably has a mental disorder. ;) Though that Daniel Johnston sundance film looked sad. I emailed my friend to ask him is he knew who Daniel Johnston was and he replied, “Ew.” ::falls over:: awesome.

  • ChinNubbin

    Ok I have to ask, although I think I get it, but I probably don’t, so I better confirm.

    Can someone puhlease explain the reference to Unicorns????

    Thank you!

    • sassysmart

      There are two…

      1) Unicorns are mythical creatures. Here, men who are into Twilight are considered unicorns…they are mythical and don’t exist.

      2) FanFiction “Wide Awake” orgasms are called Unicorns. (again for the considered mythical idea)

      • TeamSeth

        In addition to definition 1 (and sort of 2):
        The horn of unicorn could be considered representative of what the females who are into Twilight don’t have.

    • MidnightSin

      So glad I am not the ONLY one that has to ask these things!!! :)

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