New Level of dedication: Twilight Flow Chart

Dear Twilight,

Yesterday, UC and I were having a discussion about the Wolfpack ladies. UC kept confusing Tinsel Korey with Julia Jones and I was kept confusing Julia Jones with January Jones who she most certainly isn’t and it became clear: We needed a flow cart to remember all these new folks and how they’re all connected in the Twilight world. So I set out to create a master flow chart and as the day wore on (and on) and I remembered more and more connections and it become more of a circle flow chart, cause just like Rafiki tells us: it’s the circle of life and it moves us all.

And what came out looks a lot like a grade school project… next up book reports and a diorama of Bella’s room in a shoe box.

Yea, this is what you do with your spare time when you’re a Twilight blogger.

Twilight Dork of the Day Award Recipient/Life Time Achievement Nominee,
Themoonisdown

Enjoy this cause it took for darn near ever. Oh and click on it to open in a new window, cause it’s HUGE!

Clicky to enlarge and be amazed at my time wasting!

Clicky to enlarge and be amazed at my time wasting!

Um yea! If I missed anything TOO BAD! hahaha

Go enjoy a letter to Rob that rules!
Talk about this level or nerdiness in the forum!

Take the cut to see a special treat

Some twiboy eyecandy!!

Apparently there was some huge hush hush party over the weekend for the Eclipse filming midway point and some hot boys showed up… See some more pics at PopSugar and enjoy a killer post at Lainey and see the invite from lovely Jackson

  • BB

    Holy Crap. That is one awesome flowchart. Having a twilight blog really is a job. When will you hold your presentation? And can we see it on youtube?

  • BB

    Holy Crap. That is one awesome flowchart. Having a twilight blog really is a job. When will you hold your presentation? And can we see it on youtube?

    • themoonisdown

      yes i have a 60 slide power point deck in the works. it will be epic

  • Shleeeigh

    Count VonCount, ElvenVamp, Gayvamp, Vampfron. WIN.

  • Shleeeigh

    Count VonCount, ElvenVamp, Gayvamp, Vampfron. WIN.

    • cledbo

      That was my favourite too. I nearly lost the toast I was chewing when I read “Count VonCount”!

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

    Epic, just epic. This must have taken ages! You should send this to Twilight Lexicon, to be put next to the timeline.

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

    Epic, just epic. This must have taken ages! You should send this to Twilight Lexicon, to be put next to the timeline.

    • themoonisdown

      HAHAHAH thats like being put in the twi hall of fame!! oh to be added to the hallowed halls of the lexicon!

  • PinkDolphin

    I thought I was the only one who did this sort of thing?!?!?!?

    Flowcharts are cool.

    oink

  • PinkDolphin

    I thought I was the only one who did this sort of thing?!?!?!?

    Flowcharts are cool.

    oink

  • Shleeeigh

    Count VonCount, ElvenVamp, GayVamp, Vampfron = WIN!

  • Shleeeigh

    Count VonCount, ElvenVamp, GayVamp, Vampfron = WIN!

    • Shleeeigh

      I didn’t realise I posted this twice. My bad!

  • FullyAlive

    I am so glad you found a way to included Chris Hansen in the flowchart! He is a rather important part of the Twilight saga for a while…until little Tay-tay’s birthday.

    Hasn’t he been seventeen for like 16 months now?

  • FullyAlive

    I am so glad you found a way to included Chris Hansen in the flowchart! He is a rather important part of the Twilight saga for a while…until little Tay-tay’s birthday.

    Hasn’t he been seventeen for like 16 months now?

    • sassysmart

      He will still be part because little Boo Boo will age slow too I think, kid’s only 15 but he’ll be like TaytorTot and get hot.

      • Ang

        The name TaytorTot cracks me up. I used to have a cat named Taylor and that was one of my nicknames for her!

    • Krystle

      lmao – my favorite components of the flow chart: Chris Hansen, State of Georgia & McDonald’s. :-)

    • themoonisdown

      he HAS to be included until february but you all bring up a good point, booboo may need the protection… chris might have to stay on after feb.

  • toooldforthis

    I’m torn between thinking this is awesome and being second-hand embarassed for you! :) (Just kidding, you’re awesom!)

  • toooldforthis

    I’m torn between thinking this is awesome and being second-hand embarassed for you! :) (Just kidding, you’re awesom!)

    • themoonisdown

      i am for myself

  • fangbanger06

    Wow! That must have taken ages! I need to print that off and give it to my boss. She vowed to study Twilight bc she is now going to see New Moon w/ me!

    Maybe I can get her to read the books…

    : )

  • fangbanger06

    Wow! That must have taken ages! I need to print that off and give it to my boss. She vowed to study Twilight bc she is now going to see New Moon w/ me!

    Maybe I can get her to read the books…

    : )

  • robsten4life

    Oh thank god… this is MUCH needed, I totes get confused ANY member of the wolfpack is named.

    You guys rock :)

  • TheColdWoman

    That flowchart is all kinds of awesomeness. Best use of time EVER!

    And @fangbanger06 – great idea. I’m totally printing this out for my Twi-hold-out friend. She will succumb to the power of Twilight eventually!!

  • tuesdaymidnight

    Dear Moon & UC,

    I love you.

    That’s all.

    -tm

    p.s.- “Man bangs” for the win. I get all those British boys confused.

  • natasha

    HAHAHAAHAH Loved it!

  • JodieO

    I love that you guys put yourselves between Taycob and Chris Hansen.

    Has anyone ever met a Bobby Long concert they didn’t like? Such a thing couldn’t be possible!

    • JodieO

      Also, I wish you’d included January Jones because I have no idea who she is.

      • MidnightSin

        sounds like a stripper name…??? Geez JodieO your rubbing off on me big time! <3

        • fangbanger06

          I kinda think it is a stripper or playboy bunny or something along those lines…

      • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

        What happened to google that makes us start wondering or thinking?

  • MidnightSin

    Moon, UC…WOW..You definately win the prize today!! NO DOUBT this is definately a full time job and as they say EPIC…with that said…WHAT THE HELL!!!????
    For a TWI-CHALLENGED one….(that would me be)….I got dizzy just looking at it…then I clicked on it and my computer exploded…(ok tho..cause Robward ended up on my lap) But will definately need a break down that even I can understand……….plz!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      print it out!

      • MidnightSin

        I have been looking at that chart all day and it just now occurred to me that it could be a diagram (hope that is the right word and not the female thing) anyway…I was thinking that its like a map of my brain. I am in the middle constantly trying to connect all the dots…THANKS MOON….I AM going to print it out and whenever I go to the doctors I am going to whip it out and say here this is how it is…….I feel so empowered….. :)

        • TeamSeth

          Man, diaphragm adds a whole new meaning to flow chart.

          And yes, diagram is correct ;)

          Hopefully the doctor’s will not think you are delusional and think that you are Bella… Of course, leaving Rob on there would be appropriate :)

          • MidnightSin

            TS..after all I have learned here..especially most of the words…that I just know are going to come out at the wrong time and place….I figured the chart could only help….but its all good..cause JodieO has promised to explain it all to them if the lock me up…feel free to come too..have a feeling I am going to need all the help I can get!! And yes leaving Rob there is very appropriate as he is always somewhere in my brain…

  • achc

    Fucking BRILLIANT flow chart!

    A+

    • achc

      Why did I get a thumbs down? :(

      • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

        maybe because of the F-word? :p

    • fangbanger06

      FUCKING BRILLIANT COMMENT!! Just say no to down thumbs unless someone is commenting on their love of child abuse, human trafficking, etc.

      Spread the love people!

      • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

        I started spreading the love by giving us both thumbs down in solidarity.

  • http://www.twicrackaddict.blogspot.com lorabell

    Major kudos on the chart… but you missed Jodelle?

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      who!?
      clearly we need to add her. I have no idea who that is!

      • PinkDolphin

        She’s playing Bree in Eclipse.

        • fangbanger06

          I cannot figure out what is so important about Bree.

          They try to save her, she wants to eat Bella, she dies. The end.

          What is the big deal?

          • TeamSeth

            When it was all “Holy shit Jodelle is casted as Bree” on E!’s breakdown, I was like, “Who the hell is Bree?” of course I was also thinking, “Who the hell is Royce King II?” Yeah, let’s just say Eclipse is my least fave book.

            And agreed Mrs. Fang, what’s the deal with Bree even being in the movie?

          • TeamSeth

            If the leg hitch gets cut ‘cuz Bree is in the movie for 37 seconds I’m going to be soooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed.

          • fangbanger06

            Eclipse is my favorite (except for Slutty Bella) but I don’t give a damn about Bree.

            If the leg hitch dies, so will I!!!

          • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

            Haha. Bree will always be the suburban mother with an obsessive–compulsive disorder to me. Name-fail Stephenie.

        • MidnightSin

          Don’t feel bad I don’t know who 90% of these people are! I am just along for the ride… :) plus I love to read what all of you write….I am a such a joiner!!! ( Hope thats a real word)… :)

    • themoonisdown

      i figured she wasnt an integral part at this point in the game. otherwise i would have had to add people like mr molina or mrs newton and i would have been up forever

  • bobbygee

    Yeah this baby looks really wild. Kinda like a treasure hunt. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      Getting better all the time!

      • TeamSeth

        Thanks for that…now I have Modern English in my head.

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          Hehe, it was based on The Beatles though.

          • TeamSeth

            Isn’t everything based on the Beatles? I bet we could flowchart Twilight back to the Beatles…

  • http://oprimisticandindenial.blogspot.com Meg O

    I’m dying!!! this is effing hilarious! it’s probably not good that I read this before class started and there were people in the room while I was laughing but I don’t care. Genius! my favorite part is the taylor- georgia-uc& moon- chris hansen branch. A+ indeed

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

    Dear Moon,
    Will you marry me? Can I have like 10,000 of your babies? I had to wait to see the the flowchart until I got into work, and then I nearly lost it. You had relationships to McDonalds and Chris Hansen. I nearly peed my pants trying to hold in my laughter. Then the Vampy names you came the Volturi?!? No words, just no words.

    So will you Moon, be my new life partner? (sorry Pros3, this was just all win, you can be my side dish if Moonie says yes)
    xo,
    Brooke

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      Remember that question I asked you when we were chatting a few minutes ago? Yeah, I thought I could use the answer here.. but “I’m strong enough to kill you” doesn’t exactly work.

      although I am… so stay away from Moonpie. she’s mine

      • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

        Three things:
        First, how pissed would i have been if you asked me to confirm a quote from Twilight and then you used it against me!

        Secondly, I apologize that some of my original comment makes no sense. I claim being flustered by the epic chart.

        Lastly, I say, let Moon decide. We’re both unmarried. You’ve got a man.

        • TeamSeth

          We know that Moon will go with her first choice. Of course, sunny LA, that’s the last place they’d go.

    • themoonisdown

      LADIES LADIES!! fighting over MOI?! there’s enough moon PIE for all of you!

      ok, ok that sounds gross.

      like beyonce said “if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!”

  • quitesimplyepic

    Great job on the flow chart. Must have taken you ages.
    Especially loved the descriptions of the Brit-Pack ;)

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

    Hahaha LOVE IT! The Brown-something-book people should include it in the movie-edition book (like they did with the LoTR-map).

    It all was funny as hell, but these were the most challenging for my office-pokerface:
    “Phil’s alright”, “weird name haver”, “owner of a flatscreen”, “down with the kids”, “man bangs”, “Dead fish fry maker”
    “sang some RPattz tunes in La Push” -> I have no idea what this is about, but I still had to laugh, because I am pathetic like that.
    “RONALD MC DONALD”!!! -> as if we needed more reasons to love him.

    I’m gonna print this poster size!!!

    (and than fold it and put in my box of shame :( )

    • TeamSeth

      (No! Hang it up next to the Rob poster at WalMart! Or in your case ASDA, er, wait, where are you from again?)

      I do wish that Phil got this tidbit added:
      A little young for Renee.

    • themoonisdown

      SO glad you got those refrences. i was sitting there thinking “no ones gonna get this” but i should know YOU ALL WOULD!! cause thats normal

  • e

    I’m so normal, cause I totally just printed this and plan on studying it through my a.m coffee. Totally normal, just like my PFach iphone app. Totally normal!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      i need to print it too. show my dedication to Moon

      • themoonisdown

        yea i better see this frames when i visit your house

  • pange

    That.is.brilliant.

    <3 your faces for that.

  • HeyyyBrother

    It’s official: I worship your genius.

    • themoonisdown

      it is official i call you soulmate in emails. member that?!

  • sassysmart

    My boss just came in to ask me what the hell was so funny. I just said it was a silly email. I don’t think he believed me.

    This destroyed me!!!

    “Count VonCount, ElvenVamp, GayVamp, Vampfron”

    For the love of Kenny Rogers…I simply love you!!!

    ps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY J to the Rigs!!!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      um.. WHAT did you say ?
      ‘For the love of Kenny Rogers…I simply love you!!!”

      My new favorite phrase

    • JodieO

      “For the love of Kenny Rogers”

      I love you Southern folk and your colorful language. I’m going to have to add that to my Yankee vernacular. Ayuh!

      • PinkDolphin

        I say ayuh all the time! No one in TN knows what it means and they look at me like I’M the dumb one!

        • JodieO

          Ha ha! You’re from away! =)

          When you get turned around do you say “Well ain’t that a pissah!”?

          • PinkDolphin

            Actually I say “ain’t that about a bitch?’

            But when I pull a Bella and fall I say I took a diggah.

      • MidnightSin

        JO…vernacular?? What the hell?? If your going to use dirty words..plz explain…lmao

    • themoonisdown

      FOR THE LOVE OF KENNY ROGERS?!!

      i love you

  • Jena

    “cause just like Rafiki tells us: it’s the circle of life and it moves us all.”

    ROTFLMAO! I am crying! LOL LOL LOL LOL!

  • Jena

    That is one awesome chart! In fact, it should be a Constillation!

    • Jena

      ahem…constellation…I can’t spell

      • http://www.notanaddikt.blogspot.com/ Alice

        Twinners!

  • Katie S

    I thought you all were brilliant before… Now? I am astounded.

    If SMeyer doesn’t print this out for reference as she completes MS (ahem), then she’s just crazy!

    I think I will print it out… Maybe a copy for each room in my house…

  • NotWutheringHeights

    Impressive!

    Flashbacks to Alice’s convoluted lesbian chart in the L Word (but much, much better with all that Twi-ManCandy!).

    • babiesbrown

      If there’s anything anywhere with Ashley or Alice and lesbian in the same sentence, I need to see it. Pls link now.

  • Jena

    Here I go commenting as I read again…

    “DILF” for Charlie, TOTALLY!

    “dated Nikki’s dad”

    “Vampron” LMAO! WIN!

    “Ronald McDonald” ROTFLMAO1

    I ♥ you all like crazy!

  • expat

    the count & the vamps also have my vote—:-)

  • Pinky

    This is fantastic!

    Busted Pervs—Hahahahaha!

  • Christa64c

    One question. Where’s Kevin Bacon? Surely you could’ve six degreed his ass on there somewhere.

    Seriously, that was GREAT!! Nearly had an asthma attack at the “Brit Pack” description, and Jackson, “receiver of bad wigs”. Too funny.
    As always, you guys ROCK!

    • babiesbrown

      Ooh! Alec the evil twinner = vampfron is connected to Gayfron (Zac Efron) who was almost the lead in the remake of Footloose, which originally starred …. Kevin Bacon!

      • TeamSeth

        Oh em gee. I’m an idiot. I can’t believe your comment made me realise finally just now that Alec is played by the High School musical kid! Wow.

        • fangbanger06

          He’s not though. They just have the same hair…

          I think.

    • themoonisdown

      i ALMOST put kevin bacon in there. for serious!

  • southernbelle

    Wow! This very impressive! Well done! This will be a great handout to those new Twi-converts! :-)

    • lovemesomecullens

      I can see it now! “OK, class, today we begin reading the Twilight Saga. We have put together a brief over view of the characters. Please study them, and know them for a quiz on Friday”

      • southernbelle

        Hahaha, of which you and I and a bunch of us from here will probably ace that quiz!!!! LMAO.

        • lovemesomecullens

          So true. So sad, and so true!

        • MidnightSin

          Well……….not all of us…. :(

          • lovemesomecullens

            MidnightSin,

            By the time we are done with you, suffering brain damage will be the least of your worries, we will have you utterly BrainWashed!! Your husband will be coming for us, wanting to know what we did with his wife!

            xoxo

          • MidnightSin

            @lovemesomecullens, Hell he’ll probably say KEEP HER….I don’t think he has recovered from me yelling out that I knew what Cockblock meant…lmao…I mean really what are the odds that I have never heard that word before, never watched that show (can’t remember the name now) and they actually said that word….IF you could have only seen his face…when I blurted out…HEY I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS….BTW was gonna through out the new list with these words on it…decided not too..lol!!

  • GayAnn

    This very extensive flowchart really show remarkable dedication and your witty brilliance! After I played around with my print options, I finally got it all printed on one page. Laughing almost uncontrollably while I studied, I realized that I will have to show this to my husband – I talk about your blog all the time to him and this may cause him to actually start reading you not because he is a big Twilight fan but just because he enjoys a good laugh :-D

  • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

    This flow chart is total gold, that’s a step beyond WIN!

  • perfectdate

    Warning: do not read this flowchart while eating your breakfast (in my case, cereal) as you will guffaw and said breakfast will wind up splattered on your computer screen. Why? Well, because “Chris Hanson, journalist/busts pervs” made it onto the flow chart and “Michael/Aro: elvenvamp” for the win!
    Thanks for the laughs this morning and every morning!

  • Beth

    Printed out the flow chart and hung it on my bulletin board at work.

    • themoonisdown

      HAHAHA poor coworkers!

  • confessor

    hahahaha… AWESOME flow chart!!

    OT but… I got rejected this morning. I got rejected as a possible FRIEND…. by a GIRL… because I am a Twilight fan.

    wtf… really?!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      um.. not worth it.. forget her & move on!

    • cledbo

      nuts to her, only cool chicks like unicorns!

    • themoonisdown

      LAME. let her live in a land of mediocrity. cause youre way above that

  • Lynda from philly

    Are those suspender pants that Xavier is wearing? First Rob, then Kellan sports them a few times, and now Xavier’s wearing them? I wonder if Kellan and Xavier got wind of all of us talking about how sexy Rob looks in them and now they’re jumping on the SexpendersPants Train?
    -OR-
    Rob told Xavier about the note he received with his NewStoliShirt and how we wanted to see him wear that outfit and now Xavier wants to be just like the SexySparklyOne. Kellan was already on the train earlier.

    Hhmmmmm,I wonder??????

  • Kristen

    LOVE IT! I just spent a portion of my workday morning dissecting and studying your flow chart. Moon, you are full of WIN and Awesome!!!

  • Melymori

    The only conection I couldn’t understand was Chris Hansen and Taylor/Jacob :/

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      WHAT!????? TRAGEDY
      http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com/2009/01/12/my-names-chris-hanson-and-youre-on-dateline-nbc/

      That was the first mention.. and after that… well, we haven’t stopped mentioning him!

      • Melymori

        OMG thank u! I’m from El Salvador so I had no idea who this Chris Hanson was.
        btw I love your blogs is the first thing I do when I come to work, I tried to register to the forum but didn’t get the activation code in my email…anyway than u again XD

        • lovemesomecullens

          Check in your junk mail in your email. That’s where mine came to. I know, it is so NOT JUNK, but that’s where it was!

    • themoonisdown

      sad day when el salvador doesnt get to see chris hansen on their tv screen!

      and im so glad you start your day with us!!

      xo

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