New Moon T-shirts worth wearing

Dear New Moon t-shirt competition at CafePress,

Please accept the following t-shirt designs as entries into your contest to design the perfect New Moon T-shirt for Twi-hards to wear (or as I like to call us: ‘New Mooners”) I plan to spend my $250 Am/ex gift card at Hot Topic buying Robward v-neck T-shirts for all my guy friends in Jonas Brothers cover bands and the $100 CafePress gift card on Jacob Black thongs. I will give them out at women’s shelters in Georgia.

If that doesn’t prove I’m the biggest “New Mooner” around, I don’t know what does. I didn’t follow your instructions as I felt it limited my creativity, but I know you’ll be happy with what I’ve produced:

1. Wolfpack Pride


2. Never Forget


3. Something for everyone:






6. Made in the U.S.A.


7. What number are you?


8. Hot


9. Delusion on a t-shirt


Tell all those other suckers designers I’m sorry I’m so much better!


Yes. I am seriously going to enter this contest. Even though I didn’t follow the directions & I totally broke all their rules.Β  But which shirt should I enter? I can’t decide. They’re all so amazing cuz I’m so amazing at t-shirt design (ahem) How about YOU all decide:

Moon embarrasses herself AGAIN in the name of the blog on LTR (I think she’s gonna expect the same from me soon enough…. yikes… how will I embarrass myself in front of you all…..)

Discuss which t-shirt YOU would buy on The Forum

Don’t forget about the contest WE’RE having! *hint* We are getting a TON Of entries via email, but few via Twitter- we’re picking a winner from email AND twitter, so for a better chance, enter on the tweets!

  • MidnightSin

    I am sorry to go off topic again…but I need some advice….keep getting emails from this person that seems to know me by name…but I have no clue who it is?? Have just ignored the others cause they were just saying Hi etc., But I just got one now telling that there is bad news about a relative…again…don’t know the name of this relative…talks about the last time they visited etc.. and they would be visiting again soon.
    I don’t know what to do?? Could really use some thoughts from my friends….

    • Katie S

      Is it possible that it’s spam?

      • MidnightSin

        No at first I thought it might be…but this one is like she KNOWS me…and its a really long email about relatives and she says to call her for the not so good news about this one particular relatvie…but I don’t know any of these people she is talking about…but the phone number is from a town I lived in about 20 yrs ago….I just don’t know how to respond….and no one is here to ask…I’m kinda freakin out ….

        • JodieO

          That’s weird! It could still be spam.. my coworker used to get emails like that at work and it freaked her out, too. Asking her to meet at some place she used to hang out, getting mad when she didn’t show up.. it was definately creepy, but as far as she could tell it wasn’t anyone she knew.
          I’d suggest waiting until the fam gets home and having them see if they recognize any of the names. If they don’t know who it is, delete it and forget it.

          • MidnightSin

            Thanks JO…and Katie….sorry stuff like that really makes me nervous..she just seemed to know so much about me…

            ANYWAY…another tee shirt idea for us Twi-elders..

            “I may be OLD but I’m still YOUNGER than Alice, Rosalie and Esme!!”

  • Bex

    Please make the robsten one into an actual shirt. I would totally pay up to $15 for it including shipping an handling

  • OMG… I’m laughing my ass off here!!!!! bahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

    BRILL.I.ANT. πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

  • FullyAlive

    I love them all! I think I NEEEDD the Georgia shirt. It would literally make my husband die laughing! (He has a pretty big life ins. policy….) He was teasing me about wanting to see underage werewolves on the bigscreen, and I got embarrassed and frustrated and screamed out “ITSLEAGALINGEORGIA!” He laughed at me even harder. You guys are rubbing off on me (That’s what she said) too much! I can’t win.

    Copyright that shizz quick!

  • SarahG

    Hi everyone! I read this blog daily (especially when Lauren’s Bite went away for a bit), but I don’t comment because I’m just not as whitty/clever as y’all (yep, I’m from the south).
    However, I felt a pressing need to bring to your attention that Tay-tay is also legal in my lovely home state of Alabama. Share the love ladies! πŸ™‚

    • Legal in ALABAMA!!!!!!! Thank you… this is VERY important information:)

  • lapushbaby

    I have a jorts question. Jorts is my new favorite hilarious word, but I thought that they referred to jeanshorts that were hemmed, and you bought them that way. Can you use the word jorts to describe old pants that you cut off into shorts, that in the 70s we would call cut-offs? I just want to make sure I have my ‘fashion’ semantics correct, if anyone can give me a schoolin’. (Sorry if this has already been answered and I missed it)

    • sassysmart

      Yes, ANYTHING that is a jean material and a short is a jort. There are various types of them (Daisy Dukes, etc) but at the end of the day, they are all jorts.

      And you are only allowed to wear them if:

      1) You are a young native american who is going through some changes

      2) you live with your uncle and two hot cousins that you swear you NEVER made out with in the barn and you drive a jeep with a big eagle on the hood

      3) you are a Florida Gator fan

      • TeamSeth

        You are so mean.


        • sassysmart

          But I β™₯ you!

          • lapushbaby

            Thank you for that. You seem to have earned a degree in jortsology, so I consider my Jorts education complete…..

  • MidnightSin

    FYI: For all you dedicated JACOB fans:

    Legal Age of Consent 16/17 in all states … EXCEPT for the following:
    Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, GA (listed only because they are under Challenge, yup), Idaho, MA, Montana, N.Dakota, Oregon, S. Carolina, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin,Wyoming…
    IF in the US military 16 …

    I personally was shocked/sad to see that most states have a legal age of consent at age 16!!

    • Tasha

      Drat. Im in Florida!


    • TeamSeth

      Technically, as a former Floridian I’m in the know, if you are 18-24 it’s okay to engage in sex (see legal definition) with a 16 or 17 y.o. if you have parental consent. Whether all parties have to be Florida residents, unknown.

      Tasha, you may be in luck…

      • MidnightSin are so correct…I didn’t bother to put in the states that required Parental Consent assuming most parents would have a problem with their 16 yr old have ummm… adult fun… πŸ™‚

      • MidnightSin

        BTW…I used to be a Floridian too!!! What part were you living in? I lived in Port Charlotte for years…would go back in a heart beat….I HATE the cold weather….what part of the US do you call home now?

        • TeamSeth

          I was in Orlando. Now I’m in Portland, the other Portland from you πŸ˜‰

    • southernbelle

      What? No Kentucky? Darn!

      Just kidding…I am team Edward, always πŸ™‚


    • Caitlin

      In BC, the age of consent used to be 14 up until a year or so ago. Now its 16.

    • Ang

      Wow Midnight Sin – I’m in Tennessee and didn’t realize TaylorTot was legal for me (though I still might be considered a cougar) in my state! Now, how aboout 17 going on 120 year old vampires?

      • MidnightSin

        LOL…that is why I posted it….everyone thought it was just GA…which by the way they are trying to challenge that law…so the now GA may change their laws and it will no longer be Taylor Tot safe!!

  • bwahahahahahahahahah…. I can’t believe you just called the nonstens out like that.

    I <3 UC

    • I did.. TammyO style

      • MidnightSin

        What are you doing up this late??? You should be well into your Robward dreams by now!!!

  • MidnightSin

    Forgot to wish everyone a good weekend!

  • I think you’ve outdone yourself, UC. This whole thing is epically funny! Thanks.

  • Hairproductjunkie

    Best. Post. EVAH!

    Would you and Moon still love me if I make the jorts t-shirts and wear it to the New Moon premiere? I am seriously tempted.

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