Tuesday Twilosophy: My confession

twilosophygreenDear Twilosophy 101 Classmates,

Sometimes we like to put aside the funny & have real talk about the deep, meaningful issues of Twilight- because there are so many. Twilight is serious. Just like Tweed. So Twilosophy must be taken seriously. In fact I made an image to accurately reflect the seriousness of Twilosophy.

Moving on, I was recently chatting with The Quad:

EastFriend: You know what I think, “Don’t have sex till you’re married, kids!” But… I wanted Edward and Bella to do it. I was literally breathless during those parts of the book…dying…

And then I threw my copy of Eclipse across the beach when she kissed Jacob. And admitted to Edward that she loved Jacob–”but I know whom I love more.” I kid you not, like a 3 year old having a tantrum, I flung that book across the sand, in disgust…going, “STUPID BEOTCH!” I then sat there for a good minute before picking it up and beginning to read again. Love me through it. (And yes, that copy of Eclipse–I have 3–still has sand in it. No lie.)

UC:  I wanted her to get it on with Jacob for a quick second.

WestFriend: UC……I could kick you for that remark.
I am with EastFriend…I literally threw my book across the floor too. I did. I yelled in agony too. I said, “Oh no she did NOT!” and then told my family I wasn’t crazy. And then kept reading.

EastFriend: Ewwwww. You did not! I  mean, yeah he’s cute and warm and cuddly and semi-sexy. But not for one minute did I want her to even put her lips near his. Nope. Not at all.

UC: I didn’t want it. until he DID it. until he kissed her. Then i wanted it. Then i was mad. And felt ashamed. Just like Bella. I AM Bella, clearly. Minus the bad cover-up mullet-wig.

I’ll confess, and this is hard for me knowing the ridicule and scorn I’ll receive from my beloved readers (it’ll be like any time KStew makes a fashion decision without the help of a stylist or how TammyO is treated in her real life that causes her to be so cruel on LTT), but I wanted Bella to kiss Jacob back!

My kind of shirt

My kind of shirt

I did. I wanted the kiss to happen. I wanted it to be hot. I wanted there to be tongue. I wanted there to be grinding up against each other (Clearly I needed to get laid that day) And I wasn’t disappointed. Until I remembered Edward. And how I had been thinking about how I wanted HIM to grind up against me Bella a chapter earlier. And I felt torn. And confused. And unsure of what to do. So I re-read the kiss part and tried to ignore those feelings for a few more seconds.

I’m not alone right!? There are other Team Edward members who think it would be fun to dabble in a little Team Jacob action from time to time, right? RIGHT!?I mean, I know Bella agrees. She liked that kiss- she CRIED over that kiss. And she’s the biggest Team Edward fan around!

Well, I did a little asking around in hopes that I would find an underground community of avid Team Edward members who occasionally had a little daytime fantasy about Jacob:

TooFarGone: I didn’t want Bella to kiss Jacob, in fact it kind of makes me sick when I think back to that part of the book. Mostly I just was super annoyed with Bella for being such a hussy, leg-hitching with Edward in one scene and then making out with Jacob in another… MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND WOMAN. I’ll probably love the kiss in Eclipse for just what it is – someone making out with super-smoking-hot-and-finally-legal-in-all-states-including-Georgia Taylor Lautner.

Forget TooFarGone! Who needs her?

Brooke: Perfect timing since I just reread Eclipse. I HATE BELLA in this book. I really felt for her in New Moon, and I understood the friendship with Jake. HOWEVER, once she accepted Edward back into her life, she needed to see let go of Jake. He had stronger feelings for her than she him. It wasn’t right for her to lead him on.

When Bella kisses Jake in the woods, she is cheating on Edward. She committed her life to Edward and accepted his proposal. She CHEATED on her fiance. She is a selfish bitch in this story and I wished that Edward would have been more upset. What made me feel even more sick was Bella being hysterical with Edward after she sees Jake to tell him she’s made her choice. How could she make Edward doubt that she made the right choice? I do not accept that she was in love with Jake. When you are going to spend FOREVER with a person and you are willing to give up everything for that person (or in normal people terms, get married) you shouldn’t be feeling those types of strong feelings for another person. If you are, you shouldn’t be getting married or becoming an immortal. Her feelings of hating herself are completely justified at the end of the book, but yet she brought that totally on herself. Edward shouldn’t have been so accommodating to her.

Can you tell that I’m a scorn woman? I need a hug.

Remind me to stay out of Brookie’s way. NEXT

Moon: No way in HALE do I want Bella to kiss Jacob in Eclipse (the book) cause she has the face Edward in the tent after and that pretty much breaks both of their hearts! AND MINE!! I want to slap some sense into her stupid head in that book because she acts like a lunatic without a brain. She’s made a decision to be committed to Edward but then “all of a sudden” is kissing Jacob. She makes it seem as if it was unavoidable and she had no choice but to kiss him. Yes you have a choice Bella and you chose wrong!

(the end)

DOIT

DO IT!

NOW if we’re talking the movie version of Eclipse…. HALE YES there better be a kiss in the movie version of Eclipse if not that will be the biggest box tease in the history of film. If I’m being honest I want them to kiss in New Moon but will settle if we get a hot one in eclipse. I mean hello you can’t not have them kiss in the movie.

Don’t you love double standards!?

Sigh….am I really alone? Kristin? Please!?

Kristin: Oh yes, I wanted them to kiss.

YAY! I KNEW I could find someone!

Kristin: (Not done yet) because I wanted her to completely feel icky about it afterward and them not feel the spark…sigh. I was pissed however that Edward was all but saying that Bella should just go with him because he didn’t deserve her…whatever. EDWARD, you are..uh..EDWARD, stop with all the insecurities. I digress. I will say that something wasn’t right, and I called it during New Moon when they told about imprinting (Or was that in Eclipse? they all run together sometimes) and I noticed that even though he loved her, wanted to be with her, they never said that he imprinted. I was all: something is fishy here….

Something IS fishy here!! I am …. ALONE!? I don’t do well alone guys… First of all I sing to myself. Secondly I’m a little paranoid. Picture this: Buttcrack Santa in a boat at a fishing wharf singing to himself. Now replace Buttcrack Santa with a slightly more attractive female (only slightly more attractive though- he’s a pretty good looking guy, you gotta admit) Now picture that girl singing “Mama said you gonna have to make a kitty meowww” alone. Paranoid. That’s how I feel right now.

Please tell me I’m not alone! PLEASE!

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  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com BrookeLockart

    I still need a hug.

    I think that I pretty much said it all above, but I really wish there were more consequences to Bella’s actions.

    Sigh. Stupid Bella.

    • Katie S

      All I have to say about your commentary is AMEN! This book killed me. And I wanted to smack the hell out of Bella.

      I still do.

      • Faith

        I TOTALLY AGREE! and the more i read eclipse (Which is my fave book, so its hard not to) the more and more mad i get that edward doesnt freak out on her and get all mad. she DESERVES IT. she totally cheated on him! and with a DOG, no less!! and later she even says that she wished edward had been mad…ugh. SM. you get me so worked up sometimes (DAMN U JACOB! (and bella for kissing him!))

    • StotheP

      I am SO right there with you, Brooke! When Bella asked Jacob to kiss her, and then realized she really DID love him? In the words of Sue Sylvester, ” ‘I was AROUSED . . . and then FURIOUS.’ ” Except, minus the aroused part. Continuing with the wit and wisdom of Sue, what did I want to do to Jacob/Bella/Stephenie Meyer at that point? ” ‘YES, WE CANE!’ ”

      I just think that if Bella had loved Edward ENOUGH, there would have been NO ROOM in her heart left for Jacob. And that shiz about her heart splitting in two and never being totally whole again? So lamespice.

      Wow, I think I’m starting to hyperventilate, and that will NOT be conducive to finishing these TPS reports. Must . . stop . . . the . . . hate . . .

      • StotheP

        I just can’t leave it alone.

        Addendum: For me, whatever (lesser) attraction I felt for Jacob completely disappeared when he manipulated Bella by threatening to commit suicide/not try to not die. I mean, c’mon, how is that not childish and stupid? Pissypants Jacob is total buzzkill.

        • Rubytuesday

          Just a comment not a criticism…. it was childish and stupid cause both Jacob and Bella are young, 17 and 18 respectively.
          Edward acted differently cause he has more perspective and was playing the long game, by not acting all pissy and jealous he got what he wanted……

          • Ang

            I agree. I always think of Edward as more mature because he has so much more life experience – or in his case, post-life experience!

          • StotheP

            True, true. I guess I always expect more than teenage reactions because the characters are dealing with much more mature issues, and have been for awhile. Accelerated maturity, no?

          • Ang

            I have to stop myself sometimes when I’m reading and remember that they are teenagers. I get annoyed because I think how I would react to the things that are happening…but then I have to remind myself how different my thoughts where when I was 17!

          • StotheP

            Ahhh. I was 17 when I met Mr. P. And I don’t know how I would have reacted to having a vamphot and a wolfhot, but I have to say I would NOT have let Mr. P/vamphot stop after the leg hitch!

            Does that make me sound slutty? ‘Cause I wasn’t, but c’mon . . .

          • Ang

            If not wanting to stop at the leg hitch makes you slutty, then I am right there with ya!

          • aerie67

            I totes agree with Rubytuesday. That being said, it still pissed me offfff! I hate Eclipse for that kiss and what sometimes feels like the character assassination of all three of them. I found it hard to believe that Bella wouldn’t know better than to play along with Jacob, knowing full well that what she was doing was really just hurting him more & Jacob knowing that the imprint didn’t require a kiss to happen, so why waste anymore time on Bella? The description of E & B’s love for each other in the prior 2 books didn’t lend itself well to that kiss! I really hated that kiss!!!

          • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

            I hear your point about them being teenagers, but if your love is all consuming and you are willing to give your entire life to that person, how in the world can you be in love with someone else?

            SM also made it seem like Bella had no choice in her love for Edward it was more Cosmic and maybe something she wouldn’t want. I understand that you can’t help who you love, but in rereading Eclipse, it made it seem like the love was forced beyond her control.

            PS I love this discussion topic. I’d love to have a sit down with SM to hear her thoughts…

          • Ang

            Brooke – I just went back and reread your thoughts from the original post. I agree…even though I realize my thoughts/actions might have been different as a teenager than now, Bella’s actions were flat out wrong. She did CHEAT! I’m re-reading Eclipse now and am so angry with her all the time. It’s painful to me the way she treats Edward as a result of her actions with Jacob. Edward seems at times like the combination of a saint and doormat in Eclipse!
            But I always think my opinion is coming from my deep Edward love. But really, Bella’s Edward love should be deeper than mine! Don’t ya think?

            Geez – I could so get fired for all the time I’m spending on LTT today!

          • ambushed by twilight

            no, not that love was forced ON her, beyond control, but that love is a FORCE beyond control. she was compelled, torn and drawn between to guys that, by anyone estimation, she had major connections with.

            plus there’s a scripture in the Bible that says ” the heart is treacherous, who can know it”, so there you go.

          • TeamSeth

            ambushed: I love that you closed the argument by quoting the Bible. That was so hilarious. (Not in an anti-religious way, but in a contextual way, and how you were all “So there ya go!” So friggin’ cute)

          • ambushed by twilight

            thank you Team Seth! that was sweet! yeah… i am quite a religous gal… it’s focal point in my life. but that just popped into my head and i thought it really applied!

            Steph is a Mormon, i am not, but there is a theme of definite morality in her books that i understand…

        • http://abtwilightes.blogspot.com Pattilicious

          totally agree!!!! I hate him for the rest of the story…until Edward said: “Goodbye my brother, goodbye my son”…then I realized I’d forgiven him and that I loved him again as a friend…

          • southernbelle

            That’s sweet :-).

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha.. Sue Sylvester.

        I WAS aroused.. but I already confessed that..

      • allryans

        Sue Sylvester … FTMFW! Cuz that’s how Sue C’s it.

      • Bellasnemisis

        I love you for bringing Glee into this conversation.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I love your rants!

    • themoonisdown

      i think the same thing brooke. even at 17 i think i would have known “stick with edward” you are not in LOVE with jacob, he is your VERY close friend. ugh.

      • themoonisdown

        oh i also meant to say i agree there should have been more consequences, edward lets her off WAY too easliy

        • ambushed by twilight

          themoonisdown! there you are! i was wondering where you were… must’ve had a busy day! (i inquired as to your where-abouts on the other page of posts…)

          type on…

        • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com/ BrookeLockart

          I may have discovered a Fan Fic where there are some consequences to her actions, going to check out the first chapter tonight!
          …will keep you posted, as in when I harass you over chat at all hours.

          • Katie S

            There is a one-shot on twilighted.net involving a very angry (and sexy) Edward after the kiss in the woods. I’m looking for it.

    • http://iheartrobward.blogspot.com jtwilightaddict

      Amen Brooke! *hugs*

    • Ems

      I hated Bella for kissing Jacob in Eclipse. But, after the initial distress, I realized that it means more for her to have chosen Edward knowing what she was giving up. She could have been reasonably happy with Jacob and their two kids. The sacrifice of her human life is more significant because of that kiss. Also, Bella used Jacob in New Moon. Not intentionally. But, she let him make her feel better knowing that he loved her and that she didn’t feel the same way in return. Kissing Jacob and recognizing that she’s hurt him helps Bella grow up enough to make the important decisions she has to in order to join Edward’s world.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • Leila

    OMG ! I just wanted to say somemthing ..yesterday my teacher was wearing a jacket and the fabric (I’m not a fabrics expert) but it seemed tweed to me and I almost fell off my chair .. seriously I had a “Tweed is serious”flash back .. which could have been the end of me .because this teacher ..much like her jacket .. is very ..VERY serious .. she doesn’t take crap from anyone …LOL

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I might have a tweed pencil skirt in earthy tones.

      • TheColdWoman

        Seriously??

        heehee :)

        • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

          SERIOUSly!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I have a tweed miniskirt in in purple plaid. Srsly.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            You win. Because of the purple.

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            Because purple’s cool, of course.

    • JGroIsMyEdward

      i had tweed slip-on shoes…pink

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      you know what? i have a black & white tweed (which is probably fake tweed, i dunno) skirt that I wear on serious days with a serious pair of tights, a serious white shirt and my glasses.

      • HeyyyBrother

        that sounds seriously hot.

        • http://myria101.wordpress.com myria101

          I heard Goo Goo Dolls the other day and thought of you. =]

          M

          Oh, and UC… that seriously does sound hot.

          • HeyyyBrother

            HAHAHA YESS!! That’s awesome. I don’t know why I love that so much, but I do <3 Funny thing is I can't even remember the last time I listened to them. Should totally rock out to "Dizzy Up The Girl" when driving home today. Yessss.

      • StotheP

        I’m thinking the Lindsay Price character on Eastwick. I’m very much hoping you let your hair down and try some witchy/Jedi eye tricks on D. Choice. Maybe get him to do a follow-up interview with Paddleston? A “Never Think” polka?

        • TeamSeth

          I’m diggin’ the Star Wars shout-outs today! last night in bed, while UC was twilosophizing, I was thinking about what George Lucas would’ve made his sets look like in episodes 4-6 if he’d had access to CGI then. That’s normal.

          And ps-your paddleston comment was super amazing.

          • StotheP

            Ahhhh. 4-6 would have been uhmazing if made w/today’s tech. Although, I believe quite a bit o’ that tech is responsible for the Binks fail. Boo.

            Everytime I watch the forest scenes in Twilight, I wish some Ewoks would pop up.

          • TeamSeth

            Nah, I think that George is responsible for that fail. The techs were just doin’ their jobs ;)

            Anyway, I just moved up here to PacNW and every time I walk around I’m waiting for ewoks to pop out. They’re so friggin’ cute. I keep looking for Endor, ‘cuz I know I’m on the Endor Moon!

          • StotheP

            LUCKY! I feel like I was born to live in the Pacific NW! Except for my prone-to-frizziness hair . . . and the driver’s license that reads “Texas.”

            Please, next time you’re on one of those mossy, misty walks, think of me. Hugging an Ewok. Making out with Edward. In the forest.

            And to think that R2 and 3PO came AFTER Binks? Guess Lucas perfected his sidekick formula! Let the Wookie win!

          • TeamSeth

            Actually R2 was there on Naboo with Anakin in episode 1 and Anakin created 3PO to help out his mom on Tatooine. So, I’m not sure how the timeline is decided since they exist, but aren’t really playing roles as minor characters yet. (If you think I know too much about Twilight, omg, you have no idea how into Star Wars I am).
            ps-StotheP, up until like 4 response comments ago I thought your avatar was SlotheP. ‘Cuz I’m soooo stupid ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Also, there’s not really a lot of humidity here. Not like in Texas.

          • StotheP

            Mmmhmm, the Force is strong with you. I was just referring to when R2 and 3PO really became integral to the storyline.

            Don’t be ruining my PacNW fantasies. Texas is HOT, alternately muggy and marrow-sucking dry, HOT, HOT, and ohdidimention HOT? To me, the grass will always be greener in your neck of the woods. Probably because it actually IS greener.

            So maybe you should check again. It’s MISTY and MOSSY and ALWAYS COMFORTABLY COOL and there are HIDDEN EWOKS and ANGSTY VAMPIRES and shouldn’t these all be worked into the state flag or something?

          • TeamSeth

            Well yesterday it was gorgeous blue cloudless sky, 60 degrees, and I went to the really nice park on the hill. I thought of you actually, and ewoks, and of course Twilight (but when am I not thinking about that?)

            I used to live in FL, so I know heat and muggy all too well. I knew I was made for the PacNW too, that’s why I moved out here w/out a job in a recession. Yeah, stupid, stupid, stupid.

            But in 3 months when it’s still grey, 35 degrees, with 6 hrs of daytime a day, you should ask me, “How you likin’ the rain, girl?”

          • Ang

            StotheP and TeamSeth – don’t mean to highjack your conversation, but I had to jump in on the PacNW/Texas weather thoughts! I’m in the South with heat and humidity – the worst of both your worlds! I’m with StotheP and the PacNW fantasies! About a year ago, before I got engrossed in the Twilight world, I read a bood called Good Grief (which I loved, btw) and the main character moved from California to Oregon. The descriptions of the climate (and her new life) in that book started my PacNW fantasies…but Forks solidified them!

          • Ang

            Oops – I can’t type. I meant I read a “book” not a “bood” called Good Grief!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious, like James Spader Secretary serious? Um, because, that’s smoking hot in a sadomasochistic kind of way.

        • themoonisdown

          in “THE OFFICE” kind of way!!! whoohoooo!

          • TeamSeth

            I’m so fighting the urge to start reading The Office. I mean soooooo hard. Esp. after the author made her comments today and I know that it’s gonna be that good.

            Oh man. Oh man.

          • marie

            Talking of THE OFFICE and all things twilight related, My local tabloid reported a doctor who tried to poison his pregnant mistress to cause her to miscarry after a month long affair. She was his secretary. Guess their names? Dr Edward Erin and Bella Prowse!! thats just THE OFFICE gone wrong – Twilight inspiration….

          • lovemesomecullens

            Oh TeamSeth, go there. Go there, to The Office. Smut in every chapter, sometimes more than once, but a good story. Or maybe that’s why it’s good.

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • ambushed by twilight

    oh no, my passionate friend. you are NOT alone. i was comPLETEly torn… i could completely see why she was willing to kiss Jacob that 2nd time… and then to cry over it… feeling all torn. after all, she does love him, too… just not the same way… and she thought he was, like, suicidal! i’d’ve had to’ve kissed him too (sorry hubby). i mean i LOVE the tee you pictured above. that’s the one i want. i mean don’t get me wrong! I LOVE EDWARD! but sheesh… that’s what makes it all angsty… which, com’on ladies, you know that “drama-trama” is what we love!

    • ambushed by twilight

      oh by-the-way, my hubby just started BD, but when Jacob (as my husband put it) “wouldn’t step off”, he was SO mad. “she should’ve kicked him in the ‘nads the 1st time”… i was laughing so hard at how angry he was. he was all “God, she is so stupid! if i wa Edward i’d’ve had to kill him right there.” my hubby is an endless source of delight for me these days! the Twilight Saga is what we discuss over dinner every night…

      • ambushed by twilight

        now i absolutely do NOT approve of the 1st “rape-kiss” from Jacob. “No” means no. he was just being a horney bugger, but, after all he is only 16-17… he still has a lot of growing up to do for his brain/”member”/hormones to catch up to his hot grown bod. but the 2nd kiss was not about lust. at least not at 1st. ok… she got a bit too “into it” but she does love him and feels an established connection to him. hence the BD imprinting on her offspring. they had already admitted that they belonged in each other’s lives.

      • egregiousgirl

        you are so lucky! i’ve been trying to get my husband to read them for a while, but to no avail. i have however, gotten him hooked on anne rice, and i’m hoping she will act as a gateway drug….

        uc you are so not alone. maybe my opinion doesn’t count because i’m on the other team, but hey, i love edward too! the kiss was hot though. and i wanted it. i totally empathized with bella in eclipse -
        she thought she knew what she wanted, but she wasn’t very self-aware. i think sometimes we forget how young she is. not arguing, she def made mistakes, but i know i did at that age too….i probably would have done the same. *pleasedonothateonmetoohard*

        • ambushed by twilight

          ha-ha-HA! “*pleasedonothateonmetoohard*”
          cute. no, it’s understandable. you’re right, and we must remember that this written for… uhh… “teens”… they(we all did) do stupid things. she’s being rushed into permanent life choices! Yikes! she has hormones too!

          and seeing my hubby reading these books in bed til the wee hrs of the night, well as i told him yesterday, “that is so hott”. i love it. he said he can see why i was all caught up in it when i read it for the 1st time b/c he’s exactly the same way. he takes the book to work w/ him! he got throught the 1st and 2nd parts of BD in one day! heh-heh-heh… tell your hubby that even from a guys point of view, he’ll be enthrawled…

          • TeamSeth

            “he needs to step off!”

            LOVE IT!!!!!!!

          • Krystle

            LMAO!! @ “that is so hot”!!!! It is!!! :) I’m still working to get my bf to read them…..

          • ambushed by twilight

            thanks Krystle! (‘cus it SO is…)

      • kathleen02

        That’s so funny because my husband is reading BD too and he’s finding Edward really obnoxious at this point (Bella’s PG back in Forks). He’s on the side that Edward is the master manipulator.

        • ambushed by twilight

          hmmm… your hubby must need “more time”… hee-hee… Edward will grow on him… my hubby stared REALLY liking Jake, then when he got to BD he was like “WHAT AN A**HOLE! HE’S ACTING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ IDIOT!”

          When that comes out of his mouth i ROFL!!!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • JodieO

    It’s been a while since I read Eclipse, but I always thought the book should have been named “I Need to be Smacked” because Bella, Edward, and Jacob all needed a good smacking, though all for different reasons. Most of them revolving around that kissing scene. Which makes me roll my eyes when I read it, but which I’m dying to see in the movie.

    • Shleeeigh

      Haha – Twilight, New Moon, I Need to be Smacked, Breaking Dawn. Works for me!! ;)

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        They wouldn’t even need to change the name of the third one when they made its porn spoof.

        • JodieO

          HAHHAHA!

        • Katie S

          Gives a whole new meaning to “the tent scene”!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

            Oh my…

          • JodieO

            *snicker!*

        • Shleeeigh

          MAHAHA!!!

        • TeamSeth

          FTW!

  • KP

    He had been there for her when Edward wasn’t (regardless of what E’s motives had been), he was safe, he was a genuine friend, obviously hot… I mean, how could you not be at least a little turned on by someone fighting THAT hard for you?

    I’m Team Edward and I was so glad when he finally grew a pair and decided to not fight fair. :) But I didn’t hate Bella for testing the waters.

    • Charlotte

      Amen Sista! SING IT!
      I sang the praises of Jacob Black when I was WAY more turned on by the kiss between the two of them than I was between any shared by Edward and Bella. I’m team Edward- but it was a different type of passion. Not a slow burning out of complete adoration one like the Eddy ones- but a desperate, life or death, knowing-it’s-wrong-but-not-being-able-to-stop-yourself, intense type of passion. And I was thankful once it happened because she got it out of the way. It would have always been just sitting there between them if they didn’t experience it at least once.

  • KP

    He had been there for her when Edward wasn’t (regardless of what E’s motives had been), he was safe, he was a genuine friend, obviously hot… I mean, how could you not be at least a little turned on by someone fighting THAT hard for you?

    I’m Team Edward and I was so glad when he finally grew a pair and decided to not fight fair. :) But I didn’t hate Bella for testing the waters.

    • Charlotte

      Amen Sista! SING IT!
      I sang the praises of Jacob Black when I was WAY more turned on by the kiss between the two of them than I was between any shared by Edward and Bella. I’m team Edward- but it was a different type of passion. Not a slow burning out of complete adoration one like the Eddy ones- but a desperate, life or death, knowing-it’s-wrong-but-not-being-able-to-stop-yourself, intense type of passion. And I was thankful once it happened because she got it out of the way. It would have always been just sitting there between them if they didn’t experience it at least once.

  • KP

    He had been there for her when Edward wasn’t (regardless of what E’s motives had been), he was safe, he was a genuine friend, obviously hot… I mean, how could you not be at least a little turned on by someone fighting THAT hard for you?

    I’m Team Edward and I was so glad when he finally grew a pair and decided to not fight fair. :) But I didn’t hate Bella for testing the waters.

    • Charlotte

      Amen Sista! SING IT!
      I sang the praises of Jacob Black when I was WAY more turned on by the kiss between the two of them than I was between any shared by Edward and Bella. I’m team Edward- but it was a different type of passion. Not a slow burning out of complete adoration one like the Eddy ones- but a desperate, life or death, knowing-it’s-wrong-but-not-being-able-to-stop-yourself, intense type of passion. And I was thankful once it happened because she got it out of the way. It would have always been just sitting there between them if they didn’t experience it at least once.

  • KP

    He had been there for her when Edward wasn’t (regardless of what E’s motives had been), he was safe, he was a genuine friend, obviously hot… I mean, how could you not be at least a little turned on by someone fighting THAT hard for you?

    I’m Team Edward and I was so glad when he finally grew a pair and decided to not fight fair. :) But I didn’t hate Bella for testing the waters.

    • Charlotte

      Amen Sista! SING IT!
      I sang the praises of Jacob Black when I was WAY more turned on by the kiss between the two of them than I was between any shared by Edward and Bella. I’m team Edward- but it was a different type of passion. Not a slow burning out of complete adoration one like the Eddy ones- but a desperate, life or death, knowing-it’s-wrong-but-not-being-able-to-stop-yourself, intense type of passion. And I was thankful once it happened because she got it out of the way. It would have always been just sitting there between them if they didn’t experience it at least once.

  • KP

    He had been there for her when Edward wasn’t (regardless of what E’s motives had been), he was safe, he was a genuine friend, obviously hot… I mean, how could you not be at least a little turned on by someone fighting THAT hard for you?

    I’m Team Edward and I was so glad when he finally grew a pair and decided to not fight fair. :) But I didn’t hate Bella for testing the waters.

    • Charlotte

      Amen Sista! SING IT!
      I sang the praises of Jacob Black when I was WAY more turned on by the kiss between the two of them than I was between any shared by Edward and Bella. I’m team Edward- but it was a different type of passion. Not a slow burning out of complete adoration one like the Eddy ones- but a desperate, life or death, knowing-it’s-wrong-but-not-being-able-to-stop-yourself, intense type of passion. And I was thankful once it happened because she got it out of the way. It would have always been just sitting there between them if they didn’t experience it at least once.

  • KP

    He had been there for her when Edward wasn’t (regardless of what E’s motives had been), he was safe, he was a genuine friend, obviously hot… I mean, how could you not be at least a little turned on by someone fighting THAT hard for you?

    I’m Team Edward and I was so glad when he finally grew a pair and decided to not fight fair. :) But I didn’t hate Bella for testing the waters.

    • Charlotte

      Amen Sista! SING IT!
      I sang the praises of Jacob Black when I was WAY more turned on by the kiss between the two of them than I was between any shared by Edward and Bella. I’m team Edward- but it was a different type of passion. Not a slow burning out of complete adoration one like the Eddy ones- but a desperate, life or death, knowing-it’s-wrong-but-not-being-able-to-stop-yourself, intense type of passion. And I was thankful once it happened because she got it out of the way. It would have always been just sitting there between them if they didn’t experience it at least once.

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