Monday Funnies & a Twilight Meme

Dear New Moon,

I’m excited for you to be released for many reasons, including the influx of 2nd-hand embarrassing t-shirts, necklaces & wolf costumes we’ll have at our disposal, not to mention the bet I have with Moon about how many guys we think will moon us anytime we mention the movie in a 1 week period, but mostly because of the blog content that will come as a result of the movie being a smash hit.

For now, on Mondays, we can still laugh at Twilight stuff:

2009-08-13_fangirls

2009-01-07_edward-cullen

Unless you have vampire-ish eyes, click to make bigger

The website where these comics were posted had the following disclaimer:

I’ve never read the books or watched the movie, and — as I’m sure most of my fellow Y-chromosome compatriots would agree — am convinced and afraid that the worldwide “craze” over this Edward character is the first sign of a coming apocalypse.

Thanks to Jacob’s girl Anja for sending us these comics!
After the jump, enjoy something really random:

The girls over at Twitarded tagged us in what they’re calling a Twitarded Meme. I’m a sucker for random quizzes, so I decided to participate. This is somewhat about Twilight, somewhat not! ENJOY

1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
I’m about to tell you the best story you’ve ever heard. Get ready. Things you need to know: I’m a lightweight. The summer after I graduated my cousin got married in Cancun. The day of the wedding I had Cuban food which upset my belly. That night they were serving the most delicious white wine ever! And I have never done what I’m about to confess before or since:

That night was like Jesus & the bread and fishes. Miraculously, my wine glass was always full. I blame it on my cousin, Sam, but he never confessed to aiding me in my drunkenness. All I know is that in the middle of my killer dance moves for the song “Shout” (which I’m pretty sure the band WAS NOT playing…), I had a major urge to pee. I yelled to everyone where I was going and disappeared. It was 1/2 hour before anyone remembered I had left. This is what happened after I left the dance floor:

As I sat down to pee, I had the sudden urge to throw up. But I was sitting on the toilet. And what’s a girl to do? I know- throw up IN BETWEEN my legs as I’m peeing. Yep. That’s what I did. And then passed out on the side of the bathroom stall. When my family realized I was missing, they found me locked in the stall, passed out. Someone climbed under the stall (where they were greeted with chunks of Cuban food from my lunch around my feet and in my shoes) and unlocked the door. They didn’t know what to do. Cuz I was passed out. Sitting on the toilet. Someone thought I should eat something. So they ran to the kitchen & got me bread. A huge baguette of bread. They cleaned off my feet by splashing them with water from the tealight candle holder and gave me the bread. Which I hugged. That’s right. I hugged the bread. They got my uncle who carried me to the car. Where I, of course, threw up again. When we got to the hotel, they got me a wheelchair and wheeled me to my room. And all the while I continued to hug my bread.

After my brilliant decision of how to throw up while peeing, I have no recollection of this night. I didn’t remember what happened in the morning; I didn’t remember when they told me what happened; I didn’t remember when my sister yelled at me about how irresponsible I was. All I know is that I didn’t touch white wine until a few months ago (4 years later!) and have never been and never WILL be that drunk again. I will also never eat Cuban food again. And will never admit to my best friend that I threw up chunks of shrimp in her shoes & just washed them off with water before I returned them.

2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.
F*ck- Um, duh, I’d do Edward. For eternity. Lucky stupid little whiny biatch. Marry- Hmmm, assuming I can’t also choose Edward, I think Carlisle.. I mean, he is my age…. Kill- Kristen Stewart Hmm….Iriana. That girl almost ruined it ALL! I’m still not over it…

3) What is your favorite band/type of music? This is an impossible question for me to answer, but I’ll do it. I love indie rock & folk rock. And my 2008 favs were Fleet Foxes & Bon Iver. This year I’ve been obsessed with Metric, Laura Marling & Regina Spektor. Of all time: Patty Griffin, Radiohead & Ryan Adams. Look at me! I did it! Also Moon, JAG & I got an email from a reader who called us all music snobs. To which I replied “Thank You” (seriously if you’re not familiar with those artists, go now. Start with Patty Griffin)

4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight? Hmm. I can never answer just one: Phantom of the Opera (yes, I said that), The Waitress, Revolutionary Road (I saw it once and never will again but it makes the list) and of 2009, Whatever Works

5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
Most people know I like Twilight. Do they know how much? No. Most people do not know I run a Twilight blog. Those that do are sworn to secrecy. Seriously if my grandmother read the stuff I say about that boy on LTR I’d be grounded. And I’m 26, married, don’t live with her and have never been grounded in my life. (Except once when I got in trouble for kissing that boy in 8th grade which I lied about and said I didn’t actually do, but SURPRISE mom & dad..I kissed him)

6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
I don’t want to answer. But I will. Um at least 2 hours to write a day. Plus constant checking of things throughout my 8 hour work day. You do the math. How much is it on my mind? All the time. Not like “Wow, I wonder on a scale of 1-10 how bad Jake’s wig will look in the beginning of New Moon,” but like blogging stuff, “I wonder on a scale of 1-10 how much I’ll miss TammyO today.”

7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.
Once I fought with my friend Annie over a boy named Omar. He was Mexican. We were in Mexico and I never saw him again after that fateful summer. She did- that little bitch lucky girl. Thankfully Annie & I have remained close. We just swear to never mention Omar. I just found him on facebook. He has a fat face now. I sent her a picture of him & his wife from their wedding and said, “This could’ve been you.” Just to rub it in that she never got him. We may no longer be friends.

Enjoy your random, funny Monday!
Love,
UnintendedChoice

Oh- we’re supposed to tag FOUR blogs to continue this Twitarded Meme:

Robsessed
Lauren’s Bite (she can choose to do it on a different blog if she’d like)
Not an Addikt
Touched by Twilight

I love quizzes- answer the questions yourself in the comments!
Or on The Forum
and tell Moon I miss her over on LTR (I haven’t talked to her all weekend!)

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
  • http://myuberfablife.blogspot.com Jayde

    ROFL at the comic strips! Hilar.
    And OMG your drunkeness would have to be the funniest effing thing I have EVER READ!!!!!

    xox

  • dude, i fursploded

    Wow. That was a lot of information about you, UC. Thanks for sharing…although, I probably would have kept the Cancun story to myself. I kid, I kid. I have a very similar story from Cancun that I will NOT be sharing.

    And if poor Omar could see you now, he’d be all over that shiz. He missed out.

  • totallyrandomess

    if you don’t remember, didn’t happen.
    that’s all i’m saying. LOL

  • fangbanger06

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    No idea. I don’t drink, do drugs and hate embarrassing situations. I have never hugged a loaf of bread while drunk (That is hilarious!). So really, nothing.

    2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.

    I’d f*ck Jasper, Marry Edward, and kill Aro. He is just creeeepy.

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    Pop and rap. I am not a music snob unless it is country. I like what’s popular which isn’t cool but I really don’t care. :)

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    Rocky Horror Picture Show and Lady and the Tramp. Both ends of the spectrum. Btw, I definitely think Rob should star in a remake of RHPS as Dr. Frankenfurter. #RobforRHPS

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

    Ehh. A few. They don’t know to what extent… Not a blogger unless you count my fb and twitter ramblings.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

    Umm…. EMBARRASSING! Probably two reading fanfic and four just reading this site. I don’t check any other Twi sites unless they post something that interests me on Twitter.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.

    I just want to thank you for the hilarious bread hugging story this morning. It made me laugh (out loud). Last night, my house was broken into and I still cannot stop shaking. I am just SO glad that me and my daughter had went to my mom’s house. And that when we came home, those fuckers were already gone. But anyway, thanks for distracting me this morning.

    • egregiousgirl

      oh i’m sorry! that’s scary, but at least you guys are safe. time for new locks!

      • fangbanger06

        They just busted through the door frame. Idiots! I am thinking about investing in one of those crazy cardboard cutouts of Edward. That probably would have scared the piss of out of them. I smile at the thought…

        • dazzledtodeath

          haha-I just walked in to find a cardboard Edward in my bedroom-my husband bought it as a surprise-and almost screamed. That might just do the trick.

        • lovemesomecullens

          If you buy the cardboard Edward, they may think they have broken into the home of a crazy person!! And who knows what crazy people may do… Lie in wait for stealin’ bastards to come around and then jack their shit!!

          Check the pawn shops for your stuff. It should be listed under the name of whom ever brought it in. Hope it helps

    • tuesdaymidnight

      That is so scary, but luckily you weren’t home! Glad to know you’re okay!

      P.S.- LOVE RHPS. Rob could definitely pull off Dr. Frank-n-furter… he has tuck experience. ;)

      • ambushed by twilight

        “tuck” – rofl…

      • fangbanger06

        I just want to see Rob in fishnets! :D

    • southernbelle

      Fang I’m glad you’re okay!!! That’s scary! When I was 12 our house was broken into. My parents had a housekeeper and she was raped! Thankfully I wasn’t home, I barely just missed those robbers. I got home from school just after they left.

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      oh no! did they take a lot of stuff :( i’m so glad you’re safe

      • fangbanger06

        Thanks!

        They took my fav (very expensive) camera, my ipod, both of our class rings, some of my other jewelry, and my boyfriends gun. They suck. They did leave my laptop and computer though. They tore my entire house apart looking for stuff.

        My daughter thinks a bear came and stole stuff. She came up with that all on her own. :D

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

      That must’ve been awful! I hope your home feels like home again soon… invest in some new locks, get a big dog (a fluffy one) and a cardboard Edward, and hopefully this will never, never happen again!

      • fangbanger06

        I definitely will! I will have to get a cat-friendly doggy though. The poor cats were so terrified. I couldn’t find them and starting freaking out because I thought they got out. :(

        • lapushbaby

          Glad you are ok, FB, that is really scary.

        • MidnightSin

          I am sooo sorry this happened to you…big hugs and hearts your way! Been there and I know how your feeling it really sucks…THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOUR ALL ALRIGHT….BTW get the Edward cutout and A real WOLF…that way your covered if one doesn’t scare the shit outta them the other definately will… ANYTHING I CAN DO…PLZ TELL ME! xoxox
          Will write more when I feel better..or the drugs kick in..lol….hugs!

        • Proselyte3

          Hope they catch the buggers!

      • southernbelle

        I agree on getting a dog. Also you can put a sign in your yard that you have a dog. You can also buy decals to put on your doors and windows saying you can a security system, eventhough you don’t. That should help too!

        Big hugs!!! That’s odd they left your laptop. I would’ve thought they would take that.

    • fangbanger06

      The really scary thing is two days ago someone broke into the girls house two doors down and she walked in on them going through her underwear drawer. He beat her up and left.

      & I live in a pretty nice neighborhood. Sucks.

      • Pinky

        That’s terrible. I’m glad that you and your daughter weren’t home at the time. My friggin’ car was broken into and my crappy stereo was stolen. I was messed up for weeks. I can’t imagine if someone had been in my house. You guys are in my prayers.

    • Sharpie

      Aww fangbanger :( I’m so sorry to hear about last night! I’m glad that you and your kiddo are okay though!

  • totallyramdomness

    btw, is it just here or there’s a smiley face next to the Bella Bejeweled advertising?

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      haha yes! no one has ever noticed it. it’s in the programming for this theme.. I don’t know how to remove it!

    • dude, i fursploded

      I have always wanted to comment on this. I have been wondering this for months. This really is ‘totallyrandomness.’

      • ambushed by twilight

        (i love-love-LOVE your “name”… WIN!)

        • dude, i fursploded

          Thanks! I decided it’s time to not use my real name anymore since I have told too many RL people about LTT…..and I don’t have anywhere in my RL to use the term “fursploded” and that’s just a shame.

          • fangbanger06

            Use it when someone sneezes. I did the other day and the reaction was priceless!

  • egregiousgirl

    okay here goes:
    1. stupid things: this is impossible to answer because i do things this stupid kinda frequently, but i to have hugged bread so we’re gonna go with that. while hugging the bread i fell asleep (passed out) on my friends’ front steps. in the rain. in a tweed suit. (see? it’s not just for serious times!)
    2. FMK: i love this game. marry – if it has to be cast and i can’t have CW, then i will marry PFach AND BB. (we’ll move to utah). kill – oh, i don’t know, this game is too hard with this many options. mostly i just want to use the first option. on half of the cast.
    3. uc, i love that you love regina! that’s my girl! i love all kinds of stuff, but right now i’m obsessed with Passion Pit, St. Vincent, and of course, Muse’s new album. i’m gonna check out this Patty Griffin, because i do not know her.
    4. movie – too hard to choose, i’m a big movie buff. but Hedwig and The Angry Inch is always near the top…and shoutouts to Legends of the Fall and the Lion King, because in junior high i watched them as frequently as i do twilight now!
    5. only one really knows the extent of it. bless her, she’s discreet.
    6.i spend an hour or three a day checking the interwebs for news, etc. but i don’t blog or do ff. at all. except for that one time.
    7. random fact – i went vegan a week ago. so far, it’s going well, but as ed sez, tofu never fully satisfies.

    fun post – it’s always nice to find out more about you guys, and i love quizzes too!

    • tuesdaymidnight

      Kudos on going vegan! I was vegan for about three years (still vegetarian and mostly vegan). Go to PETA’s website and find their recipe for vegan spinach lasagna… it’s AMAZING. :)

      • Proselyte3

        I’m vegan! You’ll get better at it…LOTS of recipes out there. Keep it simple, and try to make a new recipe each week. Good luck!

        • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

          really!????? I’m a veggie… we never discussed this!

          • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

            I’m a veggie too!

            What other vegetarians out there laughed out loud when Edward said “we think of ourselves as vegetarians, because we only survive on the blood of animals”?

          • Proselyte3

            IKR! I still love sushi on occasion though…it’s my one vice.

          • JellybeanRainbow

            I’m not a strict veggie ( my favourite meal is potato chips from a bag, so basically I am ;) ) but I think this is the most ridiculous sentence in the book/movie.
            And the cute deers and little furry forrest animals being slaughtered in the BD…. so sad!

          • Lindelle

            Me tooo! I don’t know any other vegetarian’s in RL so this is fun

          • lovemesomecullens

            I’m a junior. He’s a junior.
            I’m a pepper. He’s a pepper.

            sorry, made me think riff trax

    • southernbelle

      Congrats on going vegan!!!! I tried, I couldn’t. It’s hard for me because I’m already gluten and dairy-free!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      i’m a vegetarian… that is a fun fact i forgot to share… and i need help with easy lunch ideas for work- i eat like 4 things and get really bored!

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        ps.. YES…. Patty is a must- 1000 kisses is a great place to start!

        • Yellow911T

          They play Patty quite a bit on WXPN and I’ve seen her at Philly Folk fest before (even though that place terrifies me and I can’t stand hippies).

  • http://www.lulaville.com Leigh Anne

    I’m a bigger music snob than y’all (for the millionth time–The Twilight soundtrack sucked limp peen, end of story! Thank God NM’s music is beyond better!)…so your response of “thank you” was both classy and appropriate.

    And I’d do the rest…but I have to take my child to the library, so that I can play Yahtzee & discuss Alexander Skarsgard with the grandmothers up in there. Good times.

    • Shleeeigh

      Eric sucks at Yahtzee. ;)

      I’m not a musical snob – BUT I agree that the Twilight soundtracked was LAME and the New Moon soundtrack is unconditionally and irrevocably better than that one.

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        oh yes you did say that! love it

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      love that the g-mas love him!

    • dude, i fursploded

      “play Yahtzee & discuss Alexander Skarsgard with the grandmothers up in there.”

      Never do I feel younger and hipper than I actually am than when I take my kids to story time at the library.

      • lapushbaby

        “Never do I feel younger and hipper than I actually am than when I take my kids to story time at the library.”

        So true!

  • http://adriennetrafford.blogspot.com adrienne

    that’s the best drunken spew story i’ve ever heard – you win! in a wheelchair, hugging bread – best ever!!!

    you are not snobs in a bad way about music at all – the Patty Griffin mention alone makes me sob for joy…

    oh and please keep spending an inordinate amount of time doing what you’re doing because it makes us so happy…

  • Cazza

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    Have u got all day?!!!

    2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.

    I’d f*ck Edward, Marry Edward, and kill Bella

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    Love all types of music. Love Dance music to make me run faster. I’m an 80’s gal so anything around that time usually brings a smile to my face with the memories of my mispent youth.

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    Moulin Rouge, Pride & Prejudice (Colin Firth & Matthew Mc remake)

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

    My family not really but most of my friends do due to FB. However, if they REALLY new how much time I spent reading/surfing/tweeting they would probably be shocked.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

    Every day is all I am saying. I don’t want to count up the hours.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.

    I foster stray dogs until they find their forever homes!

    • fangbanger06

      “I foster stray dogs until they find their forever homes!”

      I <3 you for this. :D

  • JodieO

    HAHAHA! Your bread story is hilarious. At my first 29th birthday party we went to this place in NYC called The Trailer Park where they served pitchers of margarita’s. Except their margaritas were essentially a pitcher of tequilla and ice with a squeeze of lime. After my first few sips I’d decided as soon as I was done with my tiny little shot glass of ‘margarita’ I was going to order something else or I was going to be in major trouble. After six hours of drinking the same drink we got up to leave and I tried to get two different groups of people to brawl over my barstool ‘for my birthday’. Turns out my friends, in an attempt to be polite, kept topping off my drink. Oops.

    • 3hboyshouse

      “At my first 29th birthday party”

      Yeah, I am not the only one to do this!

  • bobbygee

    When I used to drink I broke out in spots. Los Angeles, Patris, London, New York. Many times I broke out in jail. Those days were nuts. Yep I blamed it on chips. The Phillies Yankees world series. i can’t wait. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/
    check out this music site.
    http://www.bolaradio.com.br/

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      thanks for the music site, BobbyGee! worship music, eh? Looks like your drinking days/nights in jail changed you a bit!

      Go Phils!

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

      I always wanted to go Patris!
      (I know, I’m the pot calling the kettle black)

  • Sparklecakes

    When I was in NYC last month, my friends and I ate at Rosa’s and I proceeded to get trashed on pomegranate margaritas. There is now a video of me prancing around Manhattan giving an impromptu concert of mister mister’s “broken wings.”. At the top of my lungs. There might also be some gyrating with a foreign man. Yay alcohol…..

    • sassysmart

      That’s Normal in NYC…

      • Sparklecakes

        Here I am thinking I was a special brand of obnoxious that night….

        • jodieo

          “Broken Wings” seems to be a popular selection for impromptu concerts.

  • tuesdaymidnight

    Your drunk story was hilarious!! I can’t drink red wine because many years ago I thought it would be a good idea to use it in a drinking game….

    1) Stupidest tihing?: I briefly went to law school. That was $20,000 stupid.

    2) FMK: Of the characters? Fuck Jasper (What? Edward’s a virgin… like he’d know what he was doing), Marry Edward, Kill Renesmee.

    Of the cast? Fuck Billy (duh), Marry PFach (because I’m totally a fake lesbian for Kelly- Er, Jenny Garth), Kill… well, I wouldn’t kill anyone, but I’d totally fire the wig department.

    3) Music: I’m a vinyl-collecting, multi-genre-loving, class-A music snob. All time favorite will always be Bob Dylan.

    4) Movie: I couldn’t choose just one… maybe The Royal Tennenbaums or Fight Club or The Princess Bride…

    5) Do people *know*?: Most know I liked the books. Some know I read fanfiction. None know just how MUCH.

    6) How many hours?: I don’t even want to think about it.

    7) Random fact: I’m going to be late for work. :)

    • dazzledtodeath

      Thanks for killing Renesmee. I didn’t think of that.

  • Sparklecakes

    And for the record, you are totally not a music snob. Everyone calls me a music snob based on the fact that I don’t listen to mainstream. I’m big into the fruit bats and Man Man right now. Phoenix, Bon Iver, Metric, and Elbow are also at the top of my list but I think those guys are a bit more well known. I’m glad you have discerning taste!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      oohh Man-Man is philly-based (or they were.. probably in Brooklyn now.. where they all go!) and played a new years party i went to a few years ago. it was good times. and also provided the backdrop for a few stories i could confess at another time… nothing as epic as the bread story though!

      • Sparklecakes

        I miss Philly. I used to go there every weekend. Now I’m stuck with Cleveland.

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com/search/label/TwilightRehab Alice – Not an Addikt

    WHAHAHAA ROTFLOL-ing over your drunk-pee-ing-throwing-up-bread story! Thanks for the tag! We have two now, which means Bella and I both get one post answering questions. We’re lazy bloggers, we confess.
    My craziest/most stupid thing won’t be nearly as good as yours, maybe it is, but no way I’m sharing that. :p

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      can’t wait to see what you come up with! make sure to link to it in the comments so everyone can read!

    • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

      I’m going to turture your crazy most stupid thing outta you. Cuz we’re sistahz now. Hahaha!

  • southernbelle

    The comic strips are so hilarious!!! How come Edward doesn’t have a nose? LOL

    Your drunk story is so funny! Glad you were okay. I actually love Cuban food :-). I even cook some at home.

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      Since then I’ve actually had one Cuban meal I’ve enjoyed…. I think it was more that it was strip mall cuban food.. and REALLY gross…

      • southernbelle

        UC – I’m glad you like Cuban food again. They’re just so good to pass up. My favorite is Vaca Frita! Yum!

  • PinkDolphin

    UC! We have a similar drunk story! Only I was in a club and threw up in the toilet before I sat down to pee and then passed out. To the hardcore bass thumping. Evidently it was peaceful.

    And if I didn’t heart you before I definitely do now. The Phantom of the Opera! Be still my heart. I love that play/movie beyond reason. And yesterday I found out the Andrew Lloyd Webber has written a sequel that will be on Broadway next November. I have a trip to plan.

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      nooo way! best news ever.

      I just loved emmy rossum in that movie. and the phantom was soo sexy. i need to watch that again!

      • sassysmart

        Wasn’t that Gerard Butler?

        • ambushed by twilight

          yes.

        • PinkDolphin

          Hale yes it was. He’s effing yummy.

        • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

          yes! yum

    • ambushed by twilight

      WH-H-H-HAT! A SEQUAL?!!!! ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME! I LOVE POTO! i going to see it for the 3rd time in november… where did you find that out? i need details!

      • PinkDolphin

        I think I found it on yahoo. After I found out that ALW has prostate cancer and I nearly started bawling all over my computer. It’s called “Love Never Dies” and it’s opening in London in March.

        • ambushed by twilight

          there is all KINDS of info on it in Wiki…. i am thrilled… thank you SOmuch for the tip-off!!! MUAH!

    • sassysmart

      “To the hardcore bass thumping”

      It was like those teddy bears that new mothers put in their newborn baby cribs that simulate the mothers heartbeat. It was cozy and made you feel safe.

  • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com brookelockart

    UC – Hmm, I think our worst drunk stories could compete, but I think you may win on this one, purely for the fact of you hugging the bread.

    1) Craziest thing for me was probably hitch hiking twice in one night to get home from the bar or just dating my ex, but that probably just falls under the most stupid thing that I’ve ever done.
    2)This does say Twilight cast, not characters soooo: Kill: Nikki, Fuck: Rob and Marry PFach <– he's such a good daddy.
    3)Music: Hmm I'm all over the place there – my music tastes have really changed over the past year, but I'd say that I've probably listened to Muse the most.
    4) Love Actually, Moulin Rouge, and I'm drawing blanks.. there are others, but lets move on.
    5) Only 2 RL friends know the general extent of my obsession. Others know of my fondness for the books and characters.
    6) if tweeting hours count, then probably 4 hours a day? I'm addicted to my online friends and fan fic.
    7) I once danced in the Spectro Magic parade in Walt Disney World. (pretty random, right?)

    • superhumanmoron

      Spectro Magic? Were you a cast member or did you just randomly run out there to dance with Peter Pan??

      • http://ichooseme.wordpress.com brookelockart

        My High school’s marching unit opened the parade. I was a dancer with pompoms.

        • superhumanmoron

          Ahhhh. I was picturing you getting tackled by security running into the parade!

  • Shleeeigh

    It’s when I read stuff like that drunk story that I KNOW this is the Twilight blog for me!!

  • Sharpie

    Okay-First of all I busted out laughing when I read (and pictured) you hugging a loaf of bread. I srsly needed that…especially on a Monday morning. :) Don’t feel too bad UC. I think we’ve all had our “bread hugging moments” :)

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    Okay…I don’t think this compares to even being close to funny about hugging a baget, but it does involve booze, making “bad choices”, and feeling stupid about it later. A couple of years ago I went out with a group of friends and got a little, shall I say, sloshed. As we were driving home, I suddenly had to pee like no one’s business. *This is not a rare occasion because I am the type that has to pee every five minutes after I’ve “broken the seal”. Anywhoozle, as we were driving home I started shouting that I couldn’t hold it any longer. So my friend, being an awesome friend, pulls off of the thruway, and starts driving through the ghetto, pulls over in front of someone’s house so I can pee. On a curb. So, being the drunken idiot that I am, lunge out of the car, yank down my pants, and pee away (while trying not to tip over). About 3/4 way through peeing I notice that there is a crowd of people sitting on a porch watching me pee. Because I am a classy drunk, I decide to wave at the group of peeps, finish doing my business, and then proceed to yank up my pants.
    *Please don’t judge. I was young and stupid, and I have since learned that it is inappropriate to pee in front of strangers on the sidewalk. *hangs head in shame*
    2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.
    I’d f*ck Edward, Marry Edward, and kill Leah (She drove me insane in Breaking Dawn. I wanted to smack her.)
    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
    I love most types. It really depends on my mood. I heart Bon Iver, Imogean Heap, and Red Hot Chili Peppers. I also love composers Yiruma and Jonathon Elias. And I also like some dance music (Basement Jaxx, Miguel Miggs, Plummet…)
    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    My Own Private Idaho, Stand By Me, Garden State, and Brick. And I also love the Father of the Bride movies and Fried Green Tomatoes. :)
    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
    Nope. I know for a fact that they don’t know the extent of how much I like Twilight. And that’s fine by me.
    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things?
    ?? Not sure…I visit LTT and LTR on a daily basis, and I read up to date on some things Twi through Twitter.
    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.
    I love animals, and every year I send out petitions to help stop the clubbing of seals in Canada. Some people think I’m silly, but it’s something that I’m passionate about.

    • Shleeeigh

      I love you for waving whilst peeing and saving the seals.

      • Sharpie

        I always try to be nice…even if I am disrespectfully peeing on someone’s lawn. :D

    • dude, i fursploded

      That’s the funniest drunk peeing story EVER. lmao!

      • Sharpie

        It happened years ago, but it’s something that I don’t think I will ever forget. :) I can close my eyes and see the large group of people watching me pee. I blush just thinking about it. ;) But at the time I though, “Eh….whatever.”

    • sassysmart

      I live about 20 minutes from the Whistle Stop Cafe. They lit’rally have the BEST fried chicken I have ever eaten in my life.

      • Sharpie

        Sassy, you have no idea how jealous I am!! I’m coming to visit! :) And do they serve fried green tomatoes too??

        • sassysmart

          Yes they do and they are AMAZING!!! Only bad part about the place is that the air conditioning unit tends to go out in the summer but it lends to the feel. But oddly their BBQ isn’t that popular.

          • Sharpie

            Meh-be people are scarred from the BBQ scene in Fried Green Tomatoes…’member when they BBQ up the mean guy?? Just a thought. :)
            And if a stranger knocks on your door asking if you’d like to go get some fried green tomatoes, don’t be afraid, it’s only me, Sharpie. :D

      • lovemesomecullens

        I LOVE Fried Green Tomatoes!! I just watched it this weekend!! Tawanda!!!!

  • lapushbaby

    1. Stupidest thing? Hitch-hiked.
    2. F, M or K? F-Edward, M-Jasper, Kill? I’m so non-violent, this is hard….gotta go with Laurent, he was OK, then he was mean. boo.
    3. Love all kinds, but VAN MORRISON is my fave, no lie, I have been collecting his stuff since I had to buy it on VINYL, and not by choice!
    4. Fave movie: Manchurian Candidate, the original with Frank Sinatra and Angela Lansbury. SO good, rent it, trust.
    5. They know I read it and ‘enjoyed’ the movie several times, do they know the extent? No effing way.
    6. Don’t know exactly how many hours, since it has all spun off into other things….5-10?
    7. Random fact: Green is my favorite color. Because why? Green is WHAT? Good.
    :-)

    • Shleeeigh

      Yeah but purple’s cool!

      • lapushbaby

        You make a really good point.

    • Proselyte3

      Green lovers unite!

    • tuesdaymidnight

      Love Van Morrison! There’s nothing better than Astral Weeks on vinyl… except maybe Tupelo Honey…

      • lapushbaby

        AW is my desert island disc. I could live for the rest of time with only that to listen to. Really. I listen to it every single sunday AM. Really.(Tupelo Honey is another fave, and I really really really love St Dominics Preview)

      • cedvanhalen

        ohhhhhh Tupelo Honey is my all time favorite song of his. LOVE IT!

  • superhumanmoron

    Nashville can make a music snob of you. No shame!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      this is true. also my husband saved me from music lameness. when i met him i had a shania twain CD

      (which i still listen to when i work out- shhh)

      • tuesdaymidnight

        Haha, I STILL know all the words to That Don’t Impress Me Much… mostly because where I worked in HS we had to listen to the local country radio station, so I know the lyrics to every pop country song recorded in the late nineties… mostly… ;)

      • sassysmart

        In a pageant once the opening number was to “Man, I Feel Like a Woman”…I can still to the dance.

        • superhumanmoron

          I’ve seen that song in many a drag show….

          • tuesdaymidnight

            Hahahaha! Me too! That and “Oops, I Did It Again”…

  • MidnightSin

    OME!!! THUD….will comment later!!!

    • MidnightSin

      P.S. ALL OF YOU THAT SAID I WOULD BE MUCH BETTER OFF AFTER GOING TO THE OS TODAY…LIED….WHERE IS ROBWARD WHEN I NEED HIM….OR EVEN DR. CULLEN…THUD… :(

      • jodieo

        Ugh. I’m sorry they had to pop your jaw open. That seriously sucks. =( As for the infection, I’m sure it sucks to have all that going on, but it must be better to be getting it out then letting it continue to attack your system. =( Curl up with blankie Robward and Twilight on tv and your awesome painkillers and antibiotics. And no, don’t use a straw. It’ll make your little tooth hole bleed and take longer in healing. I’m glad the surgery is over at least. Take care of yourself!

    • ambushed by twilight

      AHH! MS! how’d it go? how’s the mouth? numb? DON’T USE A STRAW!

      • MidnightSin

        OME…seriously I hope the drugs he prescriped work or I am going to die…Just as I thought he couldn’t get my jaw open enough even with the childrens thingy so he ended up popping it out of the joints on each side and then when he got the tooth out finally, the infection stuff came pouring out…he couldn’t get it totally numb even tho he gave me a ton of whatever its called..and kept giving me more but said that because the infection was so bad it stops the stuff from working and it wasn’t like he could stop mid way…anyway its out..and now I wish I was..lol..hubs gone to get the medicine..so will comment on todays post later…love you guys..feel so bad for fangbanger…
        Don’ t use a straw?? I only remember him saying not to smoke…ahhh that ain’t gonna happen…lol :)

        • southernbelle

          Hope you feel better Midnight sin….Hugs to you!

          Time to cuddle with your Rob blankie!

        • ambushed by twilight

          yikes… but def no straw. it creates pressure and can cause dry-socket… very horrible. i will sugest getting your hubby to buy you a couple of small bags of frozen peas. (yes i said peas) to use as an ice pack b/c it’s flexible, not hard, and it’s reuseable… but not to eat. i had all 4 wisdom teeth cut out at once and froz peas was a life saver. and i personally recommend maintaining a steady use of the meds… don’t try to make them last, take it as often as you can b/c the throbing can take a while to go away if it comes back in between doses.

          • MidnightSin

            Ambushed…thanks for help…I remember using veggies for the kids when they were illtle and bumps themsevles…pain meds not working and all thiss stuff keeps oozing out…its gross..shooting pain in jaw to the back of my ear? Hubs says something is wrong and wants to call the dr. but I think I should wait till tom.?
            Sorry my twi-friends to be talking about this heere but I can’t actually talk so have no one to ask…

          • jodieo

            Let him call the doctor. Could be nothing, could be something. You don’t want to survive cancer and your accident to be killed by a tooth. Better to play it safe in this case, I think.

        • egregiousgirl

          feel better? what was it, an abcessed tooth? i had one once and i wouldn’t wish that on anyone. ;(

          • MidnightSin

            Yes it was very abcessed but they had to take it out anyway because the antibiottics werent working and the swelling was so bad…but its out now..

          • lovemesomecullens

            OOOHHHH!! I feel so bad for you. It makes me cringe to think about dental work. So sorry you had to endure. I say curl up with good drugs and some twi time. Maybe watch the dvd with the commentary on and listen to Rob giggle. That should bring a smile to your face!!

  • southernbelle

    1. stupid things: Oh my, it could be very long. I have one in mind. I went to Portugal years ago(I was still single that time). I got into this train and then realized it was the wrong one. Well I barely spoke Portuguese and I didn’t have my passport w. me. I realized I had to get out but the train already started moving(fast). Anyway, there was this British guy I just met, practically a stranger(very cute though). He was there too on the wrong train so he said we should jump. I was like are you crazy? Anyway, he was so strong, he opened the door(what can I say, it was an old train). He held me and we jumped off the train! It just happened so fast. We fell and it hurt but then we started laughing so hard! It was the most random and most romantic thing I’ve ever done. We spent that whole day together after that, just talking and laughing. I had a lot of bruises from that jump. We ended up dating for over a year though.

    2. FMK: Game…hmm, I’m not really into games.

    3. depends on my mood. Anywyay I like Beatles, Roberta Flack, Kelly Clarkson, Celine Dion, Ella Fitzgerald, Nora Jones….I have so many!

    4. movie – too many to mention. I like anything w. Leonardo di Caprio. I like sci-fi stuff too. I also like romantic movies such as Pride and Prejudice.

    5. No one knows, it’s my secret life. Not even DH knows the extent of it.

    6. I think I spend too much…I used to spend more but I cut down drastically. I have way too much going on in RL lately.

    7. random fact – I already mentioned it earlier. I’m gluten and dairy-free so I guess that doesn’t count. I sing, I’ve sang at weddings and such(not for free).

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      NOOOOOOO people write movies based on your #1 answer ! I LOVE ThAT!

      • southernbelle

        Well I’m writing a fanfic right now and I think I will incorporate my own personal story in it :-). That British guy and I have so many fond memories such as this. Gah I wish that was Rob who held me and jumped off the train with me!

        • Shleeeigh

          Maybe if they make a movie of your story Rob can play that part?!!

          • southernbelle

            Shleeeigh – oh my goodness, sure thing! Rob would be perfect! He didn’t look like the British guy in my RL story but that’s fine, even better!

    • dude, i fursploded

      I was thinking the same thing as UC. Sounds like a movie. AWESOME!

  • http://www.twitter.com/_dharv HeyyyBrother

    Um, I want to be your bff in RL because HELLO, your drunken debacle is hilarious. I want to go to there.

    I wasn’t going to answer these myself but everyone else is and I’m not in the mood to work, soooo…

    1. There are a lot of drunken disasters, but the stupidest thing would have to be walking around a deserted area of the Parisian suburbs at midnight trusting people I didn’t know to not murder me and show me to my hotel. I was semi-convinced I was going to die that night. I didn’t. Yay!

    2. Fuck Rob, Marry Peter, Kill… err… Nikki?

    3. Impossible to really answer this since I have such a wide range of tastes. Generally “alternative”/indie rock. All-time favorites include Death Cab, Lucero, KOL, etc, but I’ve been really into Florence + The Machine this year.

    4. First of all, Twilight is by no means my favorite movie. Just wanted to clear that up. I love me some stupid comedies (Anchorman), but really love the quirky ones like Little Miss Sunshine. I could never pick a favorite movie though. Ever.

    5. They know I enjoyed the series. They don’t know I did so much that I read/comment on a Twi blog religiously…

    6. I don’t go out searching for Twi stuff. If it’s not on LTT/LTR or Twitter, I don’t know about it. 1hr/day tops.

    7. I’m 5’10” and have a twin brother. Yay random!

    • sassysmart

      #6…that’s me too! I feel like if it isn’t here, it probably isn’t worth reporting.

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        haha…. oh boy! it’s kinda true…. actually…. hmmm i just got a post idea.. yay for inspiration!

      • http://www.twitter.com/_dharv HeyyyBrother

        Not only not worth reporting, but it’s reported in a boring way. Without the snark, I’m far less interested.

        Example? Last night I saw a tweet about “gorgeous Edward and Jacob portraits” made by some artist on DevientArt. Now I may be a bitch, but regardless of how beautiful your Twi artwork may be, I still think it’s completely ridiculous that you’re making Twilight artwork. So I’d much rather see it on here than elsewhere.

        Ok, “may be a bitch” is being too nice to myself. I’m most definitely a bitch. Go ahead, thumbs down me. I know you want to.

        • Sharpie

          I would give you a million thumbs up if it was at all possible. That is the funniest fucking thing ever. Whenever I see Twilight artwork, I think to myself, this has to be a thirteen year old girl. If it isn’t, my other thought is “prrooobbbllleemmmss”

          And you are not a bitch. Just awesome.

    • dude, i fursploded

      “I want to go to there.” WIN

      I want to be fake lesbians with Tina Fey. I use this quote. A. LOT.

      • tuesdaymidnight

        Haha, I say that all the time too! And, sadly, hardly anyone ever knows what I’m talking about…

        • http://www.twitter.com/_dharv HeyyyBrother

          Love 30 Rock and namely Tina Fey. I saw her on Jimmy Fallon a few months ago. Apparently her toddler daughter actually said “I want to go to there” and she worked it into a script. So awesome. I say it all the time (when not quoting AD, ha!).

          • dude, i fursploded

            ya, it was when her daughter saw a commercial for Disney World. Funny kid.

          • tuesdaymidnight

            Haha, that makes me like the phrase that much more! No one ever gets my AD references, but it doesn’t stop me. I say “Come on!” Gob-style all the time.

  • sassysmart

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    In college there was this really smartass boy that thought he was the shizz…well, for whatever reason we made a drinking bet. Apparently at that time I had a wooden leg cause I drank that fool under the table. We got one of those BIG bottles of Goldschlager (yeah, the crap with the ‘gold’ in it) and started doing double shots. With about 1/2 an inch of alcohol left in the bottom of the bottle I looked at him and said “I’m four (double) shots up on you, BITCH!” He then passed out. I played darts and then had to be carried back to my dorm. The only body function I had once I got there was to fly the bird. The next morning, I had to army crawl to the bathroom. I didn’t drink for almost two years after that.

    2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.

    I’d f*ck Billy. Marry Peter. Kill Bella.

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    I like anything that moves your soul. I don’t have a favorite genre but my favorite songs are: Otis Redding “Dock of the Bay”, Peter Gabriel “In Your Eyes”, Black Crowes “Hard to Handle” and 50 Cent “Disco Inferno”

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?

    Color Purple, Forest Gump, The Holiday, All Harry Potter’s (well, maybe not the second one)

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?

    Yeah, but they don’t care.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.

    I’d say 15 maybe. I limit myself to Twilight for when I’m at work. That’s why they pay me the BIG bucks!!

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.

    I have a size 6 foot. Have rear-ended a Nun and backed into a school bus. I saw neither. And I can make a grown man scream like a little girl by driving him around a race track at 160 mph all while wearing stilettos.

    • ambushed by twilight

      LOVE your #7! MUAH!

    • fangbanger06

      7 is awesome. I have a foot double the size of yours. (size 12) ARGH! I hate it.

      • fangbanger06

        Ok. That sounds like I have one exceptionally long foot. That is not the case. I have two exceptionally long feet. ;)

      • Jena

        “SEVEN!” is hilarious! I’m LMAO silently at my desk.

    • tuesdaymidnight

      Haha, love your drunk story!! Especially because you proceeded to play darts after consuming more than half a bottle of Goldschlager. I probably would have lost an eye.

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com notanaddiktbella

    The image of the loaf of bread will stay with me for many, many years… I used to work in a bakery. If you hadn’t been drunk, that might have made a nice promotional image. Ok, maybe you would also have to be a cute 6-year old with blond curls or something. Accompanied by a golden retriever. But anyways, I digress.

    I’m so honored we got tagged! I’ll make sure to think hard about the craziest/stupidest thing I ever did by tonight, and then link back here!

  • Proselyte3

    UC:

    All I know is that in the middle of my killer dance moves for the song “Shout” (which I’m pretty sure the band WAS NOT playing…)

    That! Is pretty amazing.

    K, I’ve been MIA round these parts so much lately with RL. So, I will recompense in kind with our topic today.

    1. Crazy/Stupidest Thing…. How long do we have? Seriously, none of you have met me yet…but here’s an important life lesson for you. It’s ALWAYS the good, quiet, church girls you have to watch. Just sayin. Um, ok…asking me to narrow this down, is like my own personal Sophie’s Choice. I’ll just pick a few random…

    Made out with the lead singer of an 80’s indie band when I was seventeen after their show. No I’m not proud of it, yes…I enjoyed every minute. My friends found us, and dragged me home. Did I mention my best friend’s boyfriend and his friend (my ‘date’) had taken us/ bought out tickets? Yeah. I’m classy like that.

    Trip with my other close friend’s FAMILY to Mexico. Stayed in a beautiful beach house. I was maybe eighteen. She and I drove to a scary bar (the only one in the area as I recall) one night. I drank several shots of tequila (I prob weighed about 100 lbs at the time.) Evidently, I felt this called for struggling on top of a table, and dancing while lifting my skirt up. Ahem. A few years go by…my younger brother went on a trip to Mexico, by complete coincidence went to this bar. I got a phone call at college from him a few days later. Telling me my photo was on the wall, I’m on a table. Dancing. Skirt up. It’s still hanging on the wall. Yeah. I’m not an attn. seeker at all. Obviously. I haven’t had a drink since.

    2. Ef Edward, Marry Edward, Kill Bella (nothing personal)….btw is there a make out with category? That would be with Ashley Greene. Cuz…damn!

    3. Music…I couldn’t live in a world without music. I won’t narrow that down. I’m both a supreme music snob, and an extreme advocate of variety. Define that.

    4. Movie? The Elephant Man. Broke my heart, I was ten.

    5. Do your RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
    I’m so deep in the closet, I can hold a conversation with Mr. Tumnus.

    6. How many hours? Including ff? Not as many as I’d like.

    7. Random fact? Sick of me yet? My maternal Grandfather’s name was Jasper. My paternal Grandfather’s name was Robert.

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      i.love.you

      and you’re right- quiet church girls get in ALLLL the trouble!

      • Proselyte3

        Should I have divulged that? Is there a code? Like Fight Club style? Ah well.

      • superhumanmoron

        So true. Not that this church girl would know anything about that. *ahem* Nope.

    • ambushed by twilight

      MR. TUMNUS! i wish i could hug you for that reference… consider youself seriously hugged. seriously.

      • Proselyte3

        (((Hugs!)))

        • StotheP

          Group hug!

        • ambushed by twilight

          aww…

    • dude, i fursploded

      I’m going to have to know what band the guy was in. Kthxbai.

      • Proselyte3

        Kiss and tell??????!!!!!!! Dude, I cant. Let’s just say popular around 1985-87ish. Only a couple songs made radio. Skinny, big hair…yeah, I realize I have a type.
        Ah…and no shame.
        ;)

        • dude, i fursploded

          TEASE! :)

  • Janetrigs

    Omar! Ha!

  • leahcyr

    There was so much funny here I don’t even know where to start. It was all extremely entertaining :)

    Love the comics, LOVEEE your stories, hilarr lol

  • http://www.crazddreamer.blogspot.com,www.shannonscave.blogspot.com crazddreamer

    Um, yeah, so I totes was peering at the little comic strip on my screen until I realized there was a caption under it reading, “Unless you have vampire-ish eyes, click to make bigger.” Well don’t I feel stupid? Yes I do, thanks.

  • Marz

    Maybe you thought the loaf of bread was a puppy or teddy bear? Or maybe you were ridiculously hungry and the thought of the bread overwhelmed you with emotion and… love?

    :P

    P.S. Metric?!?! I didn’t think it would be possible to heart you more, UC, but anyone who loves Metric is loved by me! Emily and the boys play an amazing show.

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      i want to be a real lesbian with emily. not a fake one. I real lesbian

  • dazzledtodeath

    UC, that wedding story is priceless. I too am a total lightweight with alcohol. Thanks for sharing.

    1. Craziest thing-I have nothing to match yours UC. hmmm-ok. When I was seventeen my boyfriend (now husband) used to ride his bike over to my house late at night, climb up on milkcrates (provided by me) and climb through my window, then leave before my dad got up for work. When I read Twilight for the first time I laughed at Edward coming in Bella’s window. To this day my parents don’t know about this.

    2. F/M/K-fuck Jasper, marry Edward (assuming I could then fuck him whenever I wanted), kill Jane.

    3. Fave band/ music. This is tough-I love music and my taste is all over the place. I love older REM and the Smiths and Morrissey. My fave music-indie/folk/alt country. Conor Oberst, Old 97s, Neko Case, Green Day, Elvis Costello…too many to mention.

    4. movieo other than Twi-this is hard too. Harold & Maude, Shawshank Redemption, The Shining. Right now fave is probably The Royal Tenenbaums. I love all Wes Anderson’s movies. Oh Donnie Darko too.

    5. Do my friends knowI like Twi-No, not really.

    6. How many hours-too many. Really. A lot.

    7. Random fact-I have a long-haired dachshund named Heidi that I love like a child.

    This was fun!

    • dude, i fursploded

      The Shawshank Redemption is my fave movie of all time….OF ALL TIME! (it felt wrong not to say it twice like Kanye)

      And I love that your husband used to trespass “Edward style.” So romantic.

    • tuesdaymidnight

      Love Wes Anderson’s movies, too! I already quoted Rushmore once today. I saw someone wearing green o.r. scrubs and couldn’t help myself.

      I also saw a license plate this morning with MOZ on it, and I got excited for a second that I could potentially be driving behind Morrissey… or at least a Morrissey fan.

    • fangbanger06

      Love #1!

      I had a bf who was 18 when I was 14. I now know this is weird.

      But after he was discovered to be a pot smoker my parents banned him. Him and a friend tried to sneak in my window and I wouldn’t wake up even after they pounded. My parents did. They chased him and the friend through the woods in the middle of the night. The friend who was with my bf lost his shoe in mud and had to run 2 miles w/o it.

      That is hilarious now. It wasn’t so much back then. ;)

  • http://twitarded.blogspot.com Snarkier Than You

    Ah, drinking in Cancun – been there! Didn’t quite end the night in a wheelchair with a baguette, though – lol! I actually have a nice baguette sitting on my kitchen counter and I know I won’t be able to look at it without thinking of this story. Thanks for sharing with us – everyone’s got a drinky story (ok, a lot of people do) – the ones I hear most involve bourbon {{{shudder}}} – I still can’t stand the smell of it. Blech!

    : )

    Thanks for playing!!

    • lapushbaby

      Most of my drunken debauchery stories go something like this…”Then we thought tequila shots would be a good idea…” Surprisingly, I still really like it!!

      • http://www.twitter.com/Moonjenn Moonjenn

        Yeah. My drunk story starts like that. Will never EVER touch the stuff again. ‘Nuf said.

    • StotheP

      Hrm. Your avatar gives me the creeps. Like Church is watching me, and there’s a little boy under my bed with a knife.

      • Ang

        LOL My sister had a cat that looked like Church. It always gave me the creeps too.

  • allryans

    Music snobs UNITE! The only thing better than being a music snob is being a mac snob.

    (Although I do love me some Showtunes and Kelly Clarkson, which just about revokes my music snob card. I would however, rather move back in with my crazy ass mother than operate a Windows OS ever again.)

    • http://www.twitter.com/_dharv HeyyyBrother

      I gave you a thumbs up because I’m a fellow mac snob. Between our music, tv show and computer snobbery, we’re some pretty exclusive biatches. I don’t care, though – may as well enjoy myself. Haters gon’ hate anyway.

      (I’m not entirely sure why I just said that…)

      • allryans

        Vista might be the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Hate on, nerds. Hate on.

        I don’t even have any friends left because I’m so picky about what I watch on tv, listen to and surf the internet on.

        However, I am a total slut when it comes to board games. I will play ANYTHING!

      • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

        mac snob right here!

  • Tracyface

    UC,
    I loved your embarrassing story and you tell it so well. I have many of those stories, but when if I ever were to tell them to anyone they would not laugh like i do in my head. It’s important to make yourself laugh at shit. Anyway, Loved your story it’s very funny and I really appreciate that you had a party in your head and were dancing it out to Shout! by yourself. I too get parties in my head that no one else is privy to. Sometimes it’s best that way.

  • iwillnevertell

    lmao…ur story bout the bread was hilar…but i got one even better..not as great as yours but this happnd without ALCOHOL!!! Craziest thing-when i was in high school i was caught snoozing the shit out on my desk..and my teacher…treacherous man gave me this punishment to stand on the sides of the class wall…the ENTIRE CLASS…and i let out the mother of all gases or farts…it wasn’t those silent little sqeakers but like the huge i-ate-too-much-spicy food-farts…and…well i can’t really finish it cos even i dnt remember wat happnd next…all i remember was laughter…..still can’t mention it to anyone…except on ltt to be shared with millionsof other twilighters

    • Jena

      ROTFLMAO! WIN!!!!!!

    • ambushed by twilight

      i have a feeling that was “someone’s” annon tid-bit of the day… did you want to floor to open up and swallow you?!

  • operarose

    Thanks for the morning LOL… great to start the week off. Although I suddenly have no interest in Cuban food (not that I did before. A lot of my coworkers go to Cuba on vacation and say the food is terrible?)

    I want to play too!

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    Moved to Canada (from the U.S.). I was 17 and wanted to go to university there. Still here.

    2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.
    Oooh fun. And easy… F=Jacob (in Georgia), M=Edward, K= no one. I wouldn’t be able to hurt anyone. Maybe Jane if I could though. Creepy woman.

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
    Celine Dion. Yes embarassing to admit but true. I love her. I also like a little variety of anything and everything… from Muse, Kings of Leon, to Lucky Boys Confusion (anyone heard of them?) to Shania Twain to classical, jazz, Loreena McKennitt Canadian folk stuff, French and French Canadian music like Les Cowboys Fringants, etc. The only thing I really can’t stand is dance music, 80s music, and current pop music.

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    Titanic (my first fangirl experience, when I was 13)… Sound of Music, I Capture the Castle, and generally little artsy films about…art.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight? A blogger?
    They know I read and liked the books…but the full extent? No. Fiance is starting to get a little suspicious though.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things? You know, blogging, looking at pictures of the cast, reading fan fiction, etc.
    Not sure… I tend to spread it out throughout the day.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.
    I am obsessed with the English language and can’t stand improper use of English grammar, bad spelling including netspeak, etc. I also speak French fluently.

    • Jena

      I love Celine….she makes me cry…..absolutely love her! No woman can sing like her. Nope!

    • southernbelle

      Hey don’t be embarrassed by liking Celine! Celine is the queen!!! I love her too. I listen to her music all the time. I was just listening to “Have you ever been in love?”

      • operarose

        So glad there are other Celine fans here! :)

  • Jena

    Patty Griffin – “Heavenly Day” LOVE THAT SONG!

  • Jena

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?

    In high school and college I worked at a grocery store with about 3/4 of my friends. It was this family owned grocery store and on a good night we had an awesome manager that scheduled us all together and let us do whatever the hell we wanted….most of the time. I got dared, late one evening before closing, to fart in the intercom system and I did it.
    Aren’t you all proud? Especially that I was of college student age and old enough to know better. BAHAHAHA! I would do it again at 30, I don’t really care. LOL!

    2) One my personal favorite games:

    Mad Gab and Guitar Hero…..I rock Guitar Hero like nobody’s bidness!

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?

    I like it all except for country and screaming heavy metal. But I rock it all. And going to concerts is my most favorite thing to do. I even like Britney Spears’s music. Right now I’m into Ingrid Michaelson and One Rebublic and I ♥ Rob Thomas like crazy (interesting how I admire Rob Thomas the singer and Rob Thomas (middle name) the actor)

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    The Money Pit. That Thing You Do. The Matrix movies. I love Sandra Bullock so anything she’s in. I thouroughly enjoyed The Hangover. I’m a movie buff so it’s hard for me to chose just one and it constantly changes.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight?

    Yep, I’m out and I’m proud. I love it when my dad says “I saw that trailer with that one vampire you like” after he saw Couple’s Retreat.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things?

    It may be the reason I’m 5 months behind at work. No, it is the reason. True story. But I check my Twiness sites throughout my work day. It’s the first thing I do when I get to work in the morning. At night I’m more of a tv whore so I don’t get online much from home but I do from my iPhone all time now. However, I record all the media shows and FFW them looking for Rob/Twilight coverage so that’s about 2 hours at night.
    Yep, I’ve got it bad!

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.

    I just realized I probably shouldn’t have shared my answer to #1. ;-)

    • Jena

      BAHAHAHAHAH! I just realized that I screwed up the question to #2. I thought it said “fave game”. A DIR DOH DIR!

      I’d fuck Edward….then Carlisle….then marry Edward.
      Then I’d kill Alec.

      Sorry for my stupidity…..total dir moment there.

    • allryans

      NO fair! I saw that load of crap that was Couples’ Retreat (which should have been awesome considering the cast … Jason Bateman …. COME ON! … but instead made me want to go to sleep) and I didn’t get to see no kind of New Moon trailer. Dammit!

  • Jena

    “As I sat down to pee, I had the sudden urge to throw up. But I was sitting on the toilet. And what’s a girl to do? I know- throw up IN BETWEEN my legs as I’m peeing.”

    Can I just say that I’m actually impressed with this! LMAO! I couldn’t do that if I tried!

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      oh wait… didn’t I clarify? It didn’t work! PEOPLE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.. THROWING UP BETWEEN YOUR LEGS WHILE PEEING DOESN’T WORK!

      • southernbelle

        Hahaha, I didn’t think so!!!! Pick one!

  • Jena

    I ♥ U you bread hugger!

  • Jena

    Also, answer to #7, everytime I hear a Kings of Leon song I think of all you people. Because I didn’t know who they were until I came across you people. Most Twilight fans are fans of Kings of Leon and Rob’s a fan so until I researched Rob I had never heard of them. Strange eh….now they are one of the most popular bands around.

    Good grief, I’ve got comment tourettes today!

    • cedvanhalen

      I LOVE Kings of Leon. I’m fairly new here and didn’t realize so many people around here were fans.

      • Shleeeigh

        Hells yeah – I got so much love for those Followill boys, and the fact they are all gorgeous doesn’t hurt either. ;)

    • JellybeanRainbow

      They’ve been the biggest (apart from dinosaurs like U2 or Rolling Stones) rock band in Europe and especially UK for the past 2 years or so. I think Rob is a fan because he’s from London and he noticed them there first.
      They were kind of popular and respected here since the time Caleb was sporting the 60’s style hairbangs and mustache.

      • southernbelle

        Are you talking about Kings of Leon? I’m pretty sure they’re from Nashville, TN….that makes them southern! C’mon y’all southern gals, back me up here :-).

        • dude, i fursploded

          yep, from Nashvegas.

        • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

          i worked for their label when i was in college and they were no body in the US- and just huge in Europe.. in teh Uk specifically! random!

  • http://www.twitter.com/Moonjenn Moonjenn

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    Ha. Veto.

    2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.
    As a total Team Jacob fan, I say: Fuck Jacob (oh the heat!), Marry Carlisle (cause we can play doctor forever), Kill Edward – cause he’s stealing Jake’s and Carlisle’s thunder!!!

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
    I L-O-V-E James Morrison. Not Jim, James. He’s British. His new album is ‘Songs for You, Truths for Me’. Check it. I like just about all types of music. And honestly, Twilight has unleashed the alternative/indie enthusiast in me.

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    300, You’ve Got Mail, Shall We Dance.

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight?
    As others have said: Yes, but not the extent. It would scare them and I’d be in a straightjacket.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things?
    How many hours in a work week? Yeah, that.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share. Big or small, it doesn’t matter.
    First thing that pops into my head: I am on the verge of a divorce. Not of my choosing.
    Second: It freaks me out that I want to do such bad things to Taylor Lautner. YUM.

    • StotheP

      Hugs for #7. I’m playing Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive” in my head for you right now. And don’t worry about the second part – Chris Hansen will understand you are emotionally vulnerable right now.

      • http://www.twitter.com/Moonjenn Moonjenn

        Aw, thanks. I’ll get through it. I can always fantasize about HOT underage wolves. ….gotta go find some fanfic now. ;)

    • JellybeanRainbow

      I love you:
      “I say: Fuck Jacob (oh the heat!)”

      Oh the heat, exactly!

      And James Morrison, swooon. more heat!!!!

      • http://www.twitter.com/Moonjenn Moonjenn

        Ahh… a kindred spirit. :)

  • cedvanhalen

    Patty Griffin!! I still thank you for mentioning her on an earlier post. And getting me hooked on her loveliness. And Laura Marling and Regina Spektor are equally awesome. I’m going to see Regina Spektor in November. Super stoked.

    I love musics of all kinds. I’m not all that particular. Well, except for a couple things. I love to find new things to listen to.

    • http://letterstotwilight.wordpress.com unintendedchoice

      i saw regina a few weeks ago- AMAAAZING> i hope the same band opens for her as when I saw it- Jupiter One. they were awesome!
      just saw Laura Marling this week. And you must see Patty whenever she tours again… I cry just thinking about all the times shes’ made me cry in person!

      • cedvanhalen

        I just checked and Jupiter One is opening for her. Sweet.

  • http://www.twitarded.blogspot.com Jenny Jerkface

    I LOVE the bread story. Am absolutely dying. And in front of the fam, no less!

    And trust me, I have similar stories (minus the family part. Well, actually, never mind).

    Thanks for doing this!! :)

  • http://twitter.com/MsYuppieScum DontQuestionMe

    1) What is the craziest/most stupid thing you’ve ever done (that you would be willing to share!)?
    It would take TOO long to go into all the details, but let’s just say it involved food and revenge on a large group of unknowing people (who were not harmed).

    2) One my personal favorite games: F*ck, Marry, Kill. With the Twilight cast.
    F: Charlie
    M: Edward (and F forevers)
    K: The nudger

    3) What is your favorite band/type of music?
    I love everything except the Christian and Country genres. Indie artists are as likely to appear on my playlist as pop icons.

    4) What is your favorite movie besides Twilight?
    The Wizard of Oz

    5) Do you RL life family/friends know you’re addicted to Twilight?
    A few. But none know the FULL extent.

    6) How many hours a week do you spend doing Twi related things?
    Too many to count. You are extra cool if you read that and have FotC running through your brain now.

    7) Any random fact you might want to share.
    At the end of a biz trip, my friend and I went to The Cutting Room in NYC to stalk Chris Noth (he’s the owner). Long story short, we are drunk, he shows up, I burn myself with a clove and then my friend throws her head back in hysterical laughter. Right into the asscheeks of Mr. Big.

    • http://twitter.com/MsYuppieScum DontQuestionMe

      P.S. UC yours is one of the most epic drunk stories of all time. OF ALL TIME! The bread-hugging was over the top.

    • cedvanhalen

      The Wizard of Oz!! I’ve loved that movie since I was about 3.

      Awesome.

  • bobbygee

    When I used to drink I broke out in spots-LA, Boston, New York, Paris, Dallas. Other times I would break out in jail. Love it. Blow chunks are cool. Go Phillies. Mu favorite music Motorhead. Actually T-Bone and Jars of Clay When prospects are exported, they are downloaded or added to Contact Manager.

    Salesgenie.com/Lite databases are continuously updated. You are allowed to export updates for previously exported prospects for one year, free of charge and without using additional credits.

  • bobbygee

    I blew that one didn’t I I am crazy and I do have the papers to prove I’m nuts. or Better yet just ask my wife
    This happens when you do ten things at once. http://bobbygee.wordpress.com/

  • StotheP

    Excerpt from People.com article RE the Rob, Kristen, & Taylor interviews:

    “Pattinson heads in fangs-first . . . , Stewart comes between the two men . . . , and werewolf Lautner brings up the tail. ”

    Suggestive, no? Or do I just have my mind in the gutter on a boring Monday?

    Anyone else wonder if Moon & UC are maybe moonlighting on People.com?

    • TeamSeth

      Suggestive? Irrevocably so.
      Hot? Unconditionally so.

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