IllegalWolfLover has never hid the fact that she’s a MAJOR, MAJOR Taylor Lautner fan! She does it again with a great letter for Taylor Lautner Appreciation Sunday!
Dear Taylor Lautner,
It’s me again. Surprised? (No, please take your finger off the speed dial to Dateline, it’s not that kind of letter…it will be after February, but that’s another story altogether)
I read on Ace Showbiz that you wanted to be considered a serious actor rather than a piece of meat and that you don’t want to take your shirt off ever again. I totally agree. We should look at you the same way we do Rob, as a well-rounded actor, singer and athlete (ok so maybe Rob doesn’t do that…). So in order to respect your wishes, I will hereby only look at you with your clothes on (this also may change in February). In keeping with my oath and also to spread the love of Taylor Re-clothed, I decided to share from my personal stash of Taycob Porn random pics I found on the internet of you in all your clothed glory.
We appreciate you trying hard to be hobo-Tay and failing…miserably
We appreciate you being part of the holy threesome…
(Now if only Rob would return the favour )
We appreciate you making the sour-puss smile….(urgh..snake skin)
We appreciate how you can make us believe we’re right there with you… even though it’s wrong and we’re all going to hell….
We appreciate that you clean up nice…REEEAAL NIICE!!!
We appreciate you for giving us the wonder that is Big Daddy…(or vice versa…)
I think I defeated my purpose of appreciating you in the right way, but at least we didn’t ask you take your shirt off….
p.s. stop talking about your body altogether…every time a reporter asks you about it…whistle, walk away, say “have mercy”, do the “cut-it-out” sign or make Rob take his shirt off…instant dodge! And never under any circumstance say things like “I did it for the fans”, “it’s cold in Vancouver when you’ve got no clothes on” or “I hope you guys like it”.
What? You already said that? Well then….good luck keeping your shirt buddy…
Wondering why there are cops at my door,
Look at us! We can appreciate Taylor even when he has his shirt ON!