Lustin’ for the Ladies….
On Saturdays over on LTR, we have something called Saturday Morning Delight where we lust over vids of Rob. Well, introducing our LTT equivilent but for the girls (or, I guess you could argue this is for the men): Lustin’ for the Ladies!
I was pretty sure you weren’t going to get any hotter for me. I was pretty sure you hit your height of hottness with that photo-shoot I saw you in a week or so ago (I forget what it was now- you’ll see why). I was pretty sure my jealousness of your gorgeous body couldn’t grow and my lusting over your perfect features had peaked.
I was wrong….
Are those abs? And they’re not airbrushed?
Like a perfect mermaid….
So if I drink Sobe…. I’ll look like this?
I’ll be honest…. me and a bunch of gals looked closely… and we’re not sure where your nipple went..
Lustin’ for life,
After the jump, read a letter to Ash by long-time-LTT reader and friend Too_Far_Gone
I just came across this picture of you on GoFugYourself and I have to say that I just LOVE your outfit. At first I thought my eyes had deceived me – surely this could not be the Ashley Greene who rocked the doe-eyed, open-mouthed, suggestive poses on Maxim covers not so long ago? I was so happy to see that you’ve gone back to your roots here. And by your roots, I mean your grandmother’s closet, because here you look more like Betty White in one of her old-school pastel suits, complete with shoulder pads. Shoulder pads are back in style… right? Perhaps I’ll get some, too. I love the linebacker look!
I love the black and white striped shirt by the way. It’s so Jailhouse-Chic. It says to me “Chris Hansen just caught me making out with Taylor so I’ll see you in 15 years.” Since we’re all Cougars now, we should probably all get matching shirts so that we can be an insta-gang when we all wind up in prison.
And what’s with the rolled-up pant legs, lady? Are you being styled by LL Cool J circa 1991? Or are you rolling them up so that your hem won’t get wet with the Twi-hards’ tears when they see Alice’s New Moon clothes? Because I must admit, I shed a few tears myself every time I think of those finger warmer/glove monstrosities that the Costume Department made you wear.
But honestly… this is not really your normal choice of getup for your Twi-appearances. Normally you go for something much less Charlie-Chaplin-on-hallucinigens. So was this part of some dress-up challenge between you and Kellan? You dared him to dress up like a hobo for ComicCon and he dared you to dress up as a secretary from 1985? I get it… I like to play dress up with my husband, too… whatever keeps the spice, I can’t hate on you for that.
Thanks to this outfit, you’re still my Number 1 Fake-Lesbian partner.
I’ll take the femme role,