Hey Twilight Saga Unknowns, who ARE you?

Wait, you don't know who I am? I was in the made-for-tv movie "The Linda McCartney Story"

*Recently I received this email from our good friend Lula…*

Moon,

Today, while reading Sci-Fi magazine (don’t judge, you know my love of the Science Fiction), I discover an enormous, really languorous interview with Kristen Prout.

KRISTEN PROUT?

And then I see all these pics from Eclipse.  WTF?  Oh, OK…she’s playing Lucy. Wait?  Which backstory vampire is Lucy? Then she mentions Jackson (a-ha!  She’s part of Jasper’s past!) and how he’s amazing and super professional and how she loved working with him and that’s when I realized… I have no idea whom this girl is.  Until the article, I’d never heard her name.  She is adorable, but she looks like every Hollywood wannabe, even though she’s Canadian. BUT…
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Why did this magazine devote an entire 3 page interview with this girl, who basically said nothing of interest in it?  I’d have rather read about Julia Jones…or freaking Xavier!
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and
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Would it be ridiculous to take bets on whether we think Jackson bedded her? OK, yes.  It would.  He loves him some blonde-headed Lucy.  Numerous times.
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Hello…
first Boo-Boo and now Kristen Prout?  Please write a letter…”Dear Unknowns in Eclipse…WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?”
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xoxo,
Me

Alright, Lula… why not?

Who's that girl pushing Ashley out of picture? Why it's majorly important character HEIDI!

Dear Twilight Saga Unknowns (let’s widen the net shall we),

Who the hale are you people? My friend Lula brings up a great point. It’s like you’re the person at the High School reunion that’s talking to everyone yet no one actually knows or remembers you or can even find a picture of you in their old yearbook when they go home that night. Where did this person come from and why are they the life of the party now? This is you guys and we don’t understand.

Remember last summer when the casting of Heidi was made into a HUGE deal?! Yes, who would play the human “fisher” for the Volturi Vampires?” THIS IS not A BIG DEAL! (HIT IT!!) Would it be AnnaLynn McCord, would it be a Canadian unknown cast from Vancouver? Nope, it was a model name Noot Seer who ended up getting the part and then consequently appeared in a Glamour spread with actual above the line actors from the saga. Why? You had ONE LINE in New Moon!

BooBoo and his sister who's apparently attached to his hip at some Cupcake event

Then of course there’s poor BooBoo Stewart who seems to be caught in some sort of weird showbiz mom slash brother and sister “any publicity is good publicity” situation. Anytime I see a tweet from “mamarazzi” I imagine BooBoo’s mom as one of those moms from Toddlers and Tiaras who stands in the back and mouths the words and mimic the choreography their kid is supposed to be doing on stage. Poor, poor BooBoo. This kid’s been peddling his schtick harder than a whore at the end of the mouth trying to make rent. All those events and he didn’t even make it onto the Wolfpack version of the Eclipse movie poster. BURN. But still everywhere I look I see this kid, Bop Magazine’s up-and-coming teen stars, a TwiCon in Fargo, North Dakota, an autograph session in Vancouver (what DID he autograph I ask you!), and he’ll probably cut the ribbon at the grand opening of a Mimi’s Cafe in El Paso, Texas next week. Why not?

Then there’s the lady who will play Sue Clearwater, Jack Hudson as Royce King, a lady named Catalina Sandino Moreno who’s playing Maria, and about a billion others  and of course how can we forget Solomon Trimble? The original “Why the hell are you?” cast member.

NEVER FORGET. Hold on, what is GOldie Hawn doing with Sol Trimble? Was this an "Overboard" fan event?

Now I understand that being cast in a Twilight movie is sorta a big deal, but do you really need to hit the Twicon tours before the movie you’re in is actually out? Or do we need to hear your take on David Slade’s directing style or that 5 seconds you saw Rob in the catering tent and your resulting miscalculations of his personality as he made a PB&J sammy? No. As Peter Fachinelli wanted to tell the nomad vamps in Twilight: “slow your roll.” For serious.  However, if the Amazon Coven shows up at the opening of my mall’s Yankee Candle store, I’m gonna have more than words with someone and definitely a bunch of delicious candles.

Off to read that interview with the dude who is yet to be cast as Nahuel,
Themoonisdown

PS Ridiculous, Lula? Never. They defs got it on at least once, after a 100 Monkeys show when her ears were bleeding so bad she couldn’t understand whether he was asking her to go home with him or to the hospital. Needless to say Jackson’s hotel room does NOT have emergency medical equipment in it.

What do you think of all these random’s jumping on the bandwagon? Do you really want to read something about Jack Hudson or watch a video with Solomon Trimble? Ok, bad example I want to see EVERYTHING Solomon is in.

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  • ambushed by twilight

    i do agree… a lot of “unknowns” hogging the lime-light for… what reason? if we haven’t seen the movie yet, do we really care all that much? nahh.
    BUT i do really like Kristen Prout. i was a fan of Kyle XY (on ABC Family) and she was Klye’s love intrest/girl friend. i thought she was adorable then and i hope her part in Eclipse gets her some deserved lime-light.

    ps- love the look of the new site!

    • tuesdaymidnight

      Yes! That’s where I know her from… er, not that I ever watched Kyle XY…

    • DJTanner&theFullHouse

      Wasn’t that the show about the alien boy with no belly button?!?!?!?

    • TeamSeth

      Wow! I loved that show. And I loved her on it. Thanks for that trip down memory lane.

  • natashadushi

    HAHAHAAHAAHAHHA. This post made my day! “opening of a Mimi’s Cafe in El Paso, Texas next week” LMAO. I think all the crazy teens will follow everything that’s Twirelated. I am just waiting when Zac Afferon (with his nasty earwax) is going to audition for the role of Renesmee………

  • Kaet

    Ahhh Solomon Trimble, my all-time favourite Twilight never-was… I remember reading on some site ages ago about him and his “pivotal” line “The Cullen’s don’t come here” (erm, pivotal? I thought “only” was a better description personally…) and how without that the whole vampire situation would have never come to light. Oh Solomon how much we owe you… it would have been the shortest film franchise in history if it weren’t for you and you pivotal line!

    • natashadushi

      “The Cullen’s don’t come here” LOL!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      HAHAHAHA im glad solomon was delivered the pivotal line because NO ONE else could have and we wouldnt have a saga. THANK GOD for solomon.

  • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

    I recognized Kristen Prout from the tv show Kyle XY that used to air a couple of years ago here in BD. She played the lead character, Kyle’s girlfriend.

    But yes, I too agree with you Moon. I know Boo Boo is totes adorable but he shows up EVERYWHERE! Like at every mall opening and parties and what not! ANd like you said, he wasn’t even included in the wolf pack poster. Edward Cullen’s BFF gets this treatment? *shakes fist* Not fair!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      you KNOW there were some HOT dm’s between mamarazzi and @twilight after those came out. he was pimped beyond belief and didnt even make the poster? WTF is this???? he is SETH! hahaa

    • http://www.twitter.com/KatOfDiamonds KatOfDiamonds

      YES! I am happy someone else knew her from Kyle XY!
      R.I.P. Kyle XY

      Proudly sporting Kyle XY seasons in my Amazon wishlist,
      KatOfDiamonds

  • http://cantgoogleeverything.blogspot.com Rachel B

    I love this: “I imagine BooBoo’s mom as one of those moms from Toddlers and Tiaras who stands in the back and mouths the words and mimic the choreography their kid is supposed to be doing on stage.”

    LMAO!!!! Can you see it? His mom at the set mouthing his lines while she tries not to stare at Rob? hehe

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      give this kid a spray tan and tease his hair and he’s ready for the stage

  • Midnight_Cyn

    GOOD MORNING ALL!
    “HEY TWILIGHT SAGA UNKNOWNS, WHO ARE YOU?” WHY RIGHT HERE….YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T SEE ME STUMBLING OUT OF ONE EYED PETE’S?? SURE I WASN’T IN THE CREDITS OF NEW MOON, BUT THAT’S OKAY! I GOT TO RIDE ON ONE OF THOSE COOL MOTORCYLCLES (UNTIL WE HIT A DITCH AND LAY THERE FOR 2 DAYS AND MISSED THE RETAKES) OHH THAT IS PROBABLY WHY YOU DIDN’T SEE ME? PROBABLY DIDN’T MAKE THE FINAL CUT! WELL WATCH FOR ME IN ECLIPSE..I AM THE PERSON WAY IN THE BACKROUND SWIMMING ONE HANDED IN CIRCLES TRYING TO FIND THE SHORE…KINDA LOOK LIKE A FISH BUT PAY NO MIND..IT IS ME! TRUST!
    OH AND WHEN THEY MAKE THE MOVIE MIDNIGHT SUN..AND THEY WILL..LOOK FOR ME IN THAT TOO..AFTER ALL..JUST CHECK OUT MY PIC (AVATAR) AND YOU WILL SEE WHY I AM ALREADY LOCKED IN FOR THE ROLE… :)

    HUGS!

    • Sj

      DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR BREAKING DAWN? MAYBE THE ANGSTY GOTH GIRL I’VE BEEN LOOKING OUT FOR AT FORKS HIGH?

      • Midnight_Cyn

        OHH BREAKING DAWN…UMMM WELL I HATE TO LET OUT THE SECRET, BUT SINCE YOU ASKED…I WON’T BE ACTUALLY IN THE MOVIE..HOWEVER, JEFF PROBST HAS ASKED ME JOIN IN HIM IN SCOUTING OUT ISLE ESME FOR AN UPCOMING SEASON OF SURVIVOR! SHHHHH!! WE JUST MIGHT HAPPEN TO BE THERE AT THE SAME TIME AS FILMING…I WILL TAKE PICS…:)

    • SarahG

      LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, CYN FTW!!! YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!

  • SarahG

    Is it sad that the only person I know up there is BooBoo Stewart? Who did these other people play? Not like it matters, but still…
    Should we be expecting a book about these characters? I mean, after all, we did get a Bree Tanner book.

    • natashadushi

      “Should we be expecting a book about these characters? ” HALE nooooooooooooooooooo! After SM publish Midnight Sun she can write a novela from every character in Forks and La push. You read this Stephenie? AFTER midnight sun!!!!! I am not ready yet to read a novela about Eliazar, Charlie or Phil.

      • DJTanner&theFullHouse

        Oh my gosh! “Catch This: The ShortStop Life of Phil Dwyer” That would be amazing!

      • Kaet

        On the other hand a novella about Buttcrack Santa would be fantastic – “Kittens And Why I Never Learned How To Make Them Miaow”!

        • natashadushi

          I can just imagine the bookcover of Butcrack santa *shudders*

  • fangbanger

    Ahhh, I haven’t seen any articles on any of these people (except Booboo, who I unfollowed on Twitter because… we don’t speak the same language or somefing).

    They haven’t been to a local mall. (I live in Podunk. There’s a song dedicated to my town named this. I’m not proud.) I haven’t seen them in magazines. I didn’t even know they existed.

    So if you don’t want to know who the hell anyone is that isn’t a big name, or so ridiculously hawt that you search it out yourself, do what I do:

    1) Don’t read strange magazines. By strange magazines, I mean anything that isn’t Parents or People. That’s all I read. Cat Fancy is probably okay but I’ve never read it.

    2) Don’t visit strange gossip websites. The only gossip websites I read are tmz and toofab. Toofab is a recent development. When I saw a link to Mr. Schue’s beautifully airbrushed abs, I knew that me and this website should be besties. Don’t read any Twilight websites other than LTT and Forks Y’all (No, really. Don’t.) Unless it is an emergency and you can’t find the new screenshots. That’s the exception.

    3) And last but not least, live in a ridiculously small town. Everyone knows your name. That’s not really that great of a thing (trust me) BUT if something bad happens some of them will help you before you even know what happened. While the others make snide remarks. The others don’t count. But ANYWAY, these strange newborn (HAHHAH! I’m an idiot) Twi actor people, will never ever visit.

    PS “Slow your roll”??? My mom says that all the time. LOVE IT!

    • Sj

      “Slow your roll” could have/should have been the best line in the whole movie. CathyCougar let everyone else’s lame improvisations in, why not this one?

      • http://www.twitter.com/antisocialangel fangbanger

        It’s my favorite line in Biker Boys.

        That and “Burn rubber not your soul”.

        I can’t think of an appropriate place for that in a Twi movie though…

        • DJTanner&theFullHouse

          Pretty sure Jacob could say it to Bella – trying to convince her to ride off with him on his motorcycle into the sunset instead of becoming a vamp…

          • eatmyjorts

            *tears up* that’s so beautiful DJ, like poetry….

    • http://www.lulaville.com Lula

      I read strange magazines and gossip sites. And I live in the smallest, most redneck town in the world. I’m clearly a lost cause.

      • http://www.twitter.com/antisocialangel fangbanger

        Sounds like it.

        Poor girl. ;)

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      YEEEAHHHH TMZ!!!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      but then you’re missing out on all the fun!

  • gizmo

    Heh. Solomon. Thank you for reminding me of him. I’m so mad at myself for forgetting about him. I hope he’ll crash the Eclipse premiere in a wolf suit.
    I’ve actually seen Kristen Sprout in Elektra (I’m one of the 14 people that had seen that movie). She’s weird.
    But I am unusually giddy when I read something about or see an interview with our Julia Jones. I’m girlcrushing.
    And that Catalina chick is actually really good. I was surprised to see her cast as such an off the radar character.

    • Sj

      I’m crushing on Julia big time. She is hawt.

    • Stacey

      I saw Catalina’s movie Mary Full of Grace (I think that was the title). She was great in it. I thought it was pretty cool that she was cast in the role of Maria.

      But then again, I might have a “little” bit of a girl crush on her. :0)

      • gizmo

        Yes, she was great there. And earned herself an Oscar nomination for that role, as well as winning tons of other awards. I loved her in Paris, je t’aime.

        • Stacey

          I should check out that movie next! Thank goodness for netflix.

          • Luludee

            You should, it’s really good. It’s a compilation of several vignettes about Love in the different neighborhoods/areas of Paris.
            The one Catalina was in was particularly heart breaking and one of my favs.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      srsly, julia jones!!! loving. cant wait to see her in the movie… and hopefully she’s not a total let down in interviews. FINGERS CROSSED.

  • TheColdWoman

    Preach it Lulu and Moon! I mean, good for you that you were cast in the Twilight Saga, but seriously? I’m so over this self-aggrandizing. Hand model from the Twilight cover – I’m sure you’re a nice person but WE DON’T CARE.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      OMG! i seriously ALMOST talked about the twilight hand model. ALMOST!! the apple hand lotion? COME ON!

  • Sj

    And what about Krys Hyatt???? Sure, everyone is all over Solomon but it was Krys that made that scene dammit, Ok!

    Just had to get that off my chest, now I’m off to google some Taycob pics as SOMEONE has neglected to include SOMEONE in their fancypants new banner.

    *sniff* Still love you, smooches.

    • eatmyjorts

      It’s time for a petition Sj…not the same without some wolf!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      OMG taylor IS missing!~!!!! how did we miss that?! hahaha

      this was made when he was still illegal, maybe we purposely did it so we wouldnt lust.

      now i want to photoshop him behind kristen like a photo bomber.

      • eatmyjorts

        I wrote you a letter on this subject tonight! I hope you got it.

        • Sj

          Ohh, is it a petition? Sign me up, cause he’s legal & all that now.

          Although it will be confusing and conflicting watching eclipse filmed when still illegal. Well at least it’s one reason to look forward to BD, there’ll be no conflict then.

      • Sj

        Photo bomb yes! Double dare you.

  • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

    i love you Moon. This post is why

    • SarahG

      Dude, who just thumbs downed you? Lame!

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Probably one of those haters. (Read “press” if you haven’t yet, the hate mail/feedback is absolutely hilarious!! And even better because UC and Moon posted it.) They say we’re all dumb and crazy but we know we’re normal and they just have no sense of humor and don’t know awesomeness when they see it.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      i thumbs down a comment about me.

      i kid i kid… someone from the noot seer fan club hate me i guess.

      ps i LOVE the press section w/ the hate mail. cracks me up.

  • Brooke Lockart

    This means I’ll be doing a ton of press when my campaigning to become witness #12 in breaking dawn comes true. No worries, I won’t forget the little people.

    • natashadushi

      Are you going to sell t-shirts and jorts with “witness nr 12″ on it?

  • Midnight_Cyn

    FEELING THE NEED TO FLEE THE STATE…ANYONE ABLE TO DRIVE THAT IS IN NEED OF A ROAD TRIP.. :) JUST CURIOUS?

    • The Old One

      MIDNIGHT CYN, I WISH I COULD TAKE YOU UP ON THAT! WE COULD DO A ROAD TRIP LIKE KSTEW AND HER BFFS, AND LISTEN TO MILEY CYRUS ON FULL BLAST AS WE TEAR DOWN THE HIGHWAY, WAVING BLANKET EDDIE OUT THE WINDOW! OR MAYBE NOT.
      UNFORTUNATELY I THINK WE LIVE ON OPPOSITE COASTS, AND I HAVEN’T QUITE MANAGED TO SHAKE OFF REAL LIFE COMPLETELY YET. JUST AS SOON AS I LOSE THE JOB AND THE FAMILY DUE TO EXCESSIVE TWILIGHT OBSESSING (ANY DAY NOW) IMMA GONNA GIVE YOU A CALL!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        YOUR ON, ANYTIME/ANYPLACE! WE WOULD HAVE A BLAST! COURSE WE WOULD HAVE TO VISIT FORKS SOMETIME ON THE JOURNEY AND THEN WE COULD STALK EDWARD, CAUSE THEY WOULD NEVER SUSPECT LIL OLE US!!! LOVE THE BLANKET OUT THE WINDOW IDEA..LONG AS HE WAS TUCKED SOMEWHERE SAFE (TWSS) SO HE WOULDN’T BLOW AWAY….NEED SOME REALLY GOOD TWI STUFF TO DECORATE THE CAR TOO…I’LL HAVE SOME DOWN TIME TO PUT IN SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT TO THAT! HUGS!!

        • The Old One

          I’M ENVISIONING THE CAR DECORATIONS.

          THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A “BURNING MAN” KIND OF EVENT. WE MAY HAVE TO GET AN RV AND STOP AND VISIT ALL OUR LTT FRIENDS ALONG THE WAY. HUGS BACK!

  • Midnight_Cyn

    ALSO, CONTIPLATING PULLING “A JACKSON” IF DIRECT TV HAS SCREWED UP MY SAVED LIST AND TWILIGHT/NEWMOON HAVE BEEN LOST ALONG WITH ALL MY SAVED SHOWS!! WTF!!! :(

    • kitkat

      SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY CYN. I HOPE IT GETS BETTER!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        THANKS KITKAT! REALLY NOT SO BAD..THEY FINALLY FIXED THE TV ABOUT AN HOUR AGO AND TWILIGHT/NEWMOON ARE STILL THERE…ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD AGAIN!!

  • FacePunch

    Yeah, why didn’t BStew make it into more of the promotional pix? Did he mistake David Slade for an ottoman or something?

    “This kid’s been peddling his schtick harder than a whore at the end of the mouth trying to make rent.”

    OMG, LMAO

    • DJTanner&theFullHouse

      HAHAHA!!!!!!! An ottoman! Awesome. He was totally bending over to tie his shoes and Boo Boo just propped up his feet.

    • Beth

      I noticed that, too…it slayed me. I was expecting one of Michael K’s notes after it (typo, but it stays).

    • Luludee

      Haha, I noticed that Freaudian slip as well!

    • TeamSeth

      Aw, DSlade as an ottoman… I still love that he has a little dachshund. It’s just so fitting.

      And yes, best typo line of the letter, imo.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      TYPO BUT IT STAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha i was a little delirious at this point. ive been late night blogging for the last week or so.

  • FacePunch

    And WOW, I had no idea Ivanka Trump is going to play Lucy!

  • toooldforthis

    Why didn’t the actress who played Mrs. Cope get a 3 page spread in Vanity Fair?

    • natashadushi

      Because Mr Molina will be in Sci-Fi magazine explaining about the golden onion in twilight and why green is good.

  • Jessica

    Many people know of Kristin Prout, thats why when it was annouced she was going to be in the movie many bloggers posted about it. She was a lead in the most amazing show ever, Kyle XY. I’m more exicted about seeing her than any other person.

  • whyamidoingthis

    Ned Bellamy was never given the limelight he deserved. Where’s the love?

    • Keisha

      Butt Crack Santa 4-EVER!

    • TeamSeth

      Here here! (or hear hear? Did we ever decide which one it is?)

      BS RIP!

      • TeamSeth

        So, i definitely didn’t realize that I was writing BS right then. oops. I just thought Buttcrack Santa in my mind and shortened it. :( I love you Ned!!!!

  • http://att.net Darkbook108

    Amanda I mean Kristen Prout!!! She was my favorite character in Kyle XY besides Josh. Sorry, but I’m glad she got a role in this movie. It only makes me want to see Eclipse more. :)

  • Stitchcat

    I’m starting to wonder if the real question should be Is there anyone Jackson HASN’T bedded?

    • DJTanner&theFullHouse

      Uh – me, and I would be happy to remedy that situation any time!

    • Luludee

      Manwhore Jackson makes me sad :(

      But DJ, you are hilarious and I can’t help but feel the same way, just a bit!

    • TeamSeth

      OOH BURN!

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com Bella_NaA

    You know who I never see in the press? Gregory Tyree Boyce. He had more lines than Solomon in Twilight, yet was completely ignored by everyone and their cat. Too bad. I loved his rendition of “I’m so sorry Bella, I panicked!”

    • The Old One

      When you say “everyone and his cat” you made me think of the “cat” guy from Bella Italia, when Edward is explaining how he can read everyone’s minds. Where is he now? Why don’t we see him in People, hanging out with Paris Hilton?

  • eloise

    Wasn’t Noot (or what ever her name is) in the movie for like 3.5 seconds? Now I feel bad for the neighbor in the deleted scenes that had an entire conversation about the motorcycles. Where is his magazine article?

    • eloise

      And my bat sh!t crazy on rollerskates avi is back! :)

      • same

        OMG!!! “Bat shit crazy on rollerskates” I’m laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face. A mood elevator and stomach workout all in 1 comment! I can’t thank you enough!

  • http://www.lulaville.com Lula

    All this has served to prove is that I want Les Grossman to play J Jenks in Breaking Dawn. Let’s see Tom Cruise in a 3-page spread in Sci-Fi magazine. WE IN THE RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      YES!!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      *doing the weird crotch thrusting dance*

      i came, i saw, i hit em right there in the jaaaawwww!

  • lapushbaby

    Holy Heck, I can barely keep track of the castmembers who aren’t Cullens, Swans, or 3-line-having high school classmates. or Jacob. I am a pretty bad fan, and I’m old and my brain is small. Details such as these fall right out. Though if I were an actress and I got cast in a Twilight movies as “last of the vampire army to exit the lake’ I would probably be twittering about it until my fingers bled. Just sayin’….

  • TeamJacobEdward

    *sorry if anyone has brought up any or all of these already, I haven’t gone though the comments yet*

    What about poor Mr Molina! He was the epicenter of Edward and Bella’s inception. It was in his classroom where Edward first gets a whiff of Bella making him want her BAD in the worst way. He sat Bella next to Edward. It was during his in-class assignment E & B started to speak and become intrigued. His field trip that Edward found out Bella turns down Mike and he gives us the unforgettable line, “green is what? GOOD!”

    He should have gotten a lot more love than that waitress at the diner whom while never had a 3 page magazine spread, she did get to work with and serve food to Stephenie on set.

    And don’t get me started about poor Tyler and Lauren who no longer existed in NM.

    • DJTanner&theFullHouse

      And Ben freaking Cheney – where is he?!?!?!?!? I still want to know….

      • lindsaylee

        Me too, this drives me crazy!!! Eric is creepy, Ben seemed like such a normal nice guy that was actually into females. If the twilight people are casting EVERYONE else, why not seemingly important characters?

        • DJTanner&theFullHouse

          EGGGGG-zactly! (that is the way I spell it when I really agree with something.)

        • TeamJacobEdward

          IKR? Good point guys!!

          Where the hale is Angela’s true love, Ben? That was one of the first things out of my mouth after first seeing Twilight. If there is Angela, there HAS to be a Ben, but no. He got no love and was completely wiped from existence by Melissa Rosenburg. Eric sucks. Give us Ben! X(

  • operarose

    Is it bad that I still don’t know what role Booboo plays in the saga?

    Other than “kid who looks like a young version of my youngest cousin and creepily has his shirt off”

    At least I do know who Solomon Trimble is, not that that does me any good anymore. (“Boo” to whomever didn’t cast him again.)

    In a moment of seriousness though, we all know that Twilight insanity has struck every corner of the world and has permeated every aspect of our lives, from snack foods to birth control. So it’s not shocking if a 2nd unit gaffer intern gets a 5-page interview in Newsweek. If people are going to read the articles, the magazines are going to keep printing them. Can’t blame them. Looking forward to reading the pre-Breaking Dawn release interview with Vladmir and Stefan in The Economist… which should be a difficult read, as they will be unknown Canadian actors who only speak Romanian.

    • Luludee

      BooBoo plays Seth Clearwater, the youngest wolf and Leah’s lil’ bro.
      Which reminds me, I’d like to take a short poll:

      Are we reading Leah’s name as “Lay-ah” or “Lee-ah”?

      I read it as Lay-ah and I’m curious to see which way it goes in the movie.

      • http://www.twitter.com/_lindelle Lindelle

        I read it as Lee-uh actually cause I’m used to that pronunciation ;)
        Lay-uh is sometimes spelled Leia, as in Princess.

        But I guess we’ll see how DSlade (or Steph?) has them say it in the movies. Personally, my fingers are crossed for Edward yelling it several times.

      • kitkat

        I’m pretty sure it is Lee-uh. I have a friend with that name and spelling and that her pronunciation.

  • SparkleCakes

    These interviews with the extras and bit part players don’t bother me. I don’t pay any attention. You know what does weird me out? When people start interviewing their spouses. How big is this Twi net? Will we be getting exclusives from PFach’s dentist? Nikki Reed’s ob/gyn? The gas station attendant that sold Rob a hot pocket?
    In funnier news, I have a doctor appointment today. With Dr. Culan. Yes. Not joking. I figured if anyone can appreciate that, it would be you chicks.

    • DJTanner&theFullHouse

      You do realize that now that you mentioned this, you will have to make at LEAST 1 Twi-related comment (it can be in code, so that if he doesn’t “get it” you won’t be embarrassed) to him and report back to us….You could tell him his hands are cold as ice, or that he seems especially caring for one of his type…type meaning doctors, of course…

  • hepburn

    Do you think all of these unknowns will attend The Twilight Saga Mtv Movie Awards 2011 to? Cause I think Trimble was robbed of an invite last year.

  • Melissa

    Love the new site!!!!

    My friend, who is not a Twilight person although has read all the books, suggested that Tom Cruise should play a part in the last movie!!!!! I think I spewed my coffee at my computer screen when I read her e-mail with that nugget of a suggestion!!! Holy God what the hale is she thinking? Thank God she is not a casting agent!!!

    AND someone please tell Sol Trimble to cut that shite off his head!!! It looks like he is trying to play Cousin It!!!

    • natashadushi

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Cousin it! Thanks for the laugh O M G you are so right, now everytime I see his name or see his pc I have to think of cousin it thnx to you……LMAO

  • Nicole

    They all need to wait until after Eclipse is out..because we don’t care until after June 30th. Moon/UC and Tech Guy, I need a LTT button to move back and forth from LTR to LTT. Please?!

    Thanks!
    Nicole

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      you can just hit the rob button up there in the header…

    • same

      I think that’s the problem though. Thay have to hit us with these random profiles now because once we see the movie and realize these people show up for 30 seconds and/or one line, we’re not gonna shell out $5-$10 bucks for the mag. Right now, a lot of us are so interested in spoilers and bts tidnits that we’ll buy it.

  • Stacey

    Do you think Boo Boo’s been in Teen Beat yet? I’m sure he is. That boy is going to be chased down by 9 and 10 year old girls on his mall tour. Poor lil Boo Boo. I’m scared for him. Those preteen girls are going to eat him alive.

    I miss Tyler and his stylin’ dance moves at the prom.

    • lilmisscan’tbewrong

      Oh yes, he’s been in it! I’ve seen it. Interestingly enough, those teenybopper mags have him and Taylor on the cover WAY more than Rob. Must be because their sweet faces are more non-threatening to the young ones. Rob’s too much of a man (with too weird of a sense of humor!) for them to handle.

    • kitkat

      Yeah, my ten year old sis “helpfully” saves any twi stuff she comes across in her tween mags.

    • Stacey

      Now I feel bad about making fun of rabid 9 and 10 year olds and their love of the Boo Boo.

      I mean I had a full length poster of Doogie Howser (how I still love Neil Patrick Harris) from Tiger Beat on my door when I was around 10. sigh.

  • DJTanner&theFullHouse

    Boo Boo totally showed up at my surprise birthday party and I was all “No way! It’s Seth!” And everyone was like “We know! Let’s see how many hot dogs he can eat like at the Quiluete bbq!” And I was all “Yeah! Hey Seth I mean Boo boo – tell us about the Utlapa (??) and Cold woman!” And he got as far as describing the Spirit Warriors and then his mom had to pick him up to go to his next scheduled event…it was either a sale at Kohl’s or a graduation party.

    • eatmyjorts

      I’m sure sure this happened…in your dreams…who has Chris Hanson on speed dial?

      • DJTanner&theFullHouse

        Haha! Even I wouldn’t sink that low!!!!!!! (and tell people about it) But seriously, there is only one wolf for me. Oh, wait…what am I saying – hello Chaske and hot Alex!!!!!!!! Man, haven’t thought about them in a while…wonder what they are doing this weekend…

        PS check your email!!!!!!!!!!

    • Luludee

      DJ,
      I want to be your friend. You crack me up!

      • DJTanner&theFullHouse

        I would be happy to be your friend! I need more “normal” friends in my life!

        • Luludee

          Me too!!

    • natashadushi

      LOL what’s the name of this fanfic of Booboo eating hotdogs?

      • eatmyjorts

        The location? That’d be: filth@thesteamedupimaginationofdjtanner&thefullhouse.nasty

        • DJTanner&theFullHouse

          Ha! Oh man, I forgot I already told you my other email address!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      am died djtanner. thank you.

  • Twistedlarissa

    If I was ever in a Twi-movie..even if I played the “third student to the left in cafeteria”…I would scream it from the rooftops and do interviews about the food on set and all sorts of nonsense.

  • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

    I <3 Solomon….always and forever.

    • TeamSeth

      Donna Lewis, ftw.

      • DJTanner&theFullHouse

        Oh my gosh – can that be the song for the closing credits of Breaking Dawn???? It totally fits!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        I love you, always forever, near or far, close or together! Everything, I want to give you, something and something I will be with you! Yeah! DJTanner Sings/Types the Hits – coming to a Target near you (in the candle aisle).

        • TeamSeth

          In one of the lyrics websites it listed the “something and something” part of your rendition as this (which is hilariously perfect):

          Everywhere, I will be with you
          Everyday, I will devour you

  • Midnight_Cyn

    TOTALLY OFF TOPIC BUT CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHEN UC/MOON HAVE THEIR BIG DAY WITH MS. STEPH? I DON’T WANT TO MISS IT AND WANT TO WISH THEM GOOD LUCK….OR BRIBE THEM TO TUCK ME IN INTO THEIR PURSE…. :)

    • lindsaylee

      pretty sure its june 18th

    • TeamJacobEdward

      YEP, 99% SURE LINDSAY IS RIGHT. JUNE 18

      :)

      PS- HI CYN!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        hEY TEAMJACOBEDWARD…SO LOVE YOUR NAME!! THANKS FOR THE INFO…:) I PROBABLY WON’T BE ABLE TO BE ONLINE AFTER THURS. SO COULD YOU AND ALL MY FRIENDS HERE MAKE SURE TO WISH THEM LUCK FOR ME ON THAT VERY SPECIAL DAY? XOXO

        • TeamJacobEdward

          HEY CYN, ITS ME, JACOBEDWARDSWIFE (YOU KNOW, CHICK WHO BROKE HER NECK AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE). I WAS INSPIRED BY MOON AND UC WHEN THEY MOVED LTT/LTR TO TWEEK MY NAME A BIT TOO TO “TEAMJACOBEDWARD” (AKA TEAM HIM) BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I’VE TOLD MY HUSBAND TO GET OUT OF ADMITTING I’M AN EDWARD GIRL. ;)

          BUT MOSTLY I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE UC AND MOON LIKE ALL OF US HERE. LOL

          AND SURE WE WILL MAKE SURE TO TELL THEM FOR YOU! GOOD LUCK!!! I HOPE YOU CAN COME BACK SOON.

          • Midnight_Cyn

            HUGS YOU BIG TIME…BTW I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE RECOVERING SO WELL..YOUR IN MY PRAYERS! XO

  • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

    DAMMIT YOU WHORES. I HATE You and said something about Solomon in my other comment that is in moderation. Now I am testing your comment moderation swiftness.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      Maybe I forgot to hit submit on my other comment….I am lost.

    • Midnight_Cyn

      “DAMMIT YOU WHORES. I HATE” ….. ARE WE STARTING A NEW TOPIC??? :)

  • lindsaylee

    This was a bold topic that very much needed to be discussed. The magazine shoot with Heidi? please, and I remember the big deal to get her cast. Her one shot in any of the four movies. I could ramble on about how many things are wrong with so many of this… but just like everyone else, I find myself saying “who the hell is that?”

  • lilmisscan’tbewrong

    Let’s face it, people, and by people I mean teenagers and Twi-moms, will buy anything with a Twilight “star” in it. They will attend any event, buy any magazine, use any lipgloss that involves the saga. So if said event, publication, or beauty product cannot get access to the holy trinity or the other main cast members, they’ll take what they can get. It’s all about the money my friends!

    I just think it’s curious how some of these newcomers allow themselves to be overexposed and others don’t. That’s why BooBoo makes me a little sad. It seems like his mama is willing to pimp him out for anything. What is he, like 12? Hasn’t she ever heard of that “won’t buy the cow if the milk is free” thing? I’m pretty sure that applies somehow!

    And yes, Solomon Trimble needs to go away now.

    • Stacey

      Ohh nooo! I am becoming a dreaded “Twimom”. I bought that damn Eclipse soundtrack at Target today. I ran in there with baby in tow, like an over eager puppy. Wait sec, no, I bought it for the music. Definitely, not the picture of Rob on the front. Yes, the music. As I still hang my head in shame.

      • DJTanner&theFullHouse

        At least you had the guts to buy it – I saw a magazine with Taylor, Rob, and Kristen on it the other day in line at the grocery store and I sooooooooooo wanted it but I chickened out at the last minute. What have we become?!?!?!?!?!! Ah screw it – I love this stuff!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      the soundtrack does NOT make you a twimom cause i will be buying that too. it just makes you someone with discerning twi merch taste!

      • Stacey

        Thank you! I do feel better now.

        The CD is pretty great by the way. I’m still warming up to the Muse song. It’s still a little too Queen for me. (I have no idea why it sounds like that to me, but it does) My three year old likes it , though. She was trying to sing along with it on the way home from preschool. The rest of the CD, however, is terrific.

      • lilmisscan’tbewrong

        Oh, absolutely! Have no doubt that the soundtrack was downloaded and on my ipod shortly after midnight last night! I’m sure all of us here value quality over quantity when it comes to merchandise. Well, at least some of the time. I may or may not have Bella and Edward Barbies on my bookshelf, but that’s another story!

  • solitagirl

    Well, Hell.
    (no,not Hale).

    I don’t know whether to be happy that my town is mentioned on my fave site or to be embarrassed because it’s attached to an unknown.

    “opening of a Mimi’s Cafe in El Paso, Texas next week”

    WTF is a Mimi’s? Who the Hale is Boo-Boo? The only BooBoo I know of is from a cartoon and he’s a bear (cue “THEY’RE NOT BEARS!” line).

    I don’t know who/what Mimi’s is since we don’t have one here and I actually had to google everyone of those unknowns because they are -you guessed it – UNKNOWN!

    This may be because all of my TwiLove is actually spent on Kellan and Jackson, and every once in awhile (mainly while I am dreaming), on some totally random guy named Rob.

    Is it safe to assume that these unknowns are now going to be on Celeb Rehab or some other bullsh*t “reality” show? Grasping, clinging, struggling to maintain their last seconds of fame?

    I’d rather watch a continous loop of KStew’s best suttering moments on film.

    • natashadushi

      ” Is it safe to assume that these unknowns are now going to be on Celeb Rehab or some other bullsh*t “reality” show? ”
      LMAO
      Yep I can imagine Mr Molina, Mrs Cope, Phil, grandma Swan, Boo boo and Heidi all together in a celeb rehab show or dancing with the stars kind of thing.

  • Owning It

    Oh what fun autumn will be this year, when the 568 one-line-or-less extras start being cast for Breaking Dawn. I think by this time next year, during the longest hiatus of TwiPorn ever, we will all be more than happy to read an interview with Wedding Guest #74, just to get our little fix. Personally- I’m holding out for the interview with whoever’s cast as Maid #1/ Fluffer from the Honeymoon scene.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      you said “fluffer” ;)

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Hahaha! My mom taught my sisters and I to say “fluffer” in lieu of urm… pass gas, because it sounded much nicer.

    • The Old One

      We can only hope that the services of a fluffer will be required on the Breaking Dawn set, because, you know, they have to get the “action” as realistic as possible for us!

  • http://www.twitter.com/moonjenn Moonjenn

    Dude. The only one I’m even remotely interested in in Jack Huston. And only because his mom was freaking MORTICIA!

  • http://www.twitter.com/moonjenn Moonjenn

    (Grr… IE cut me off.)
    Am I the only one who didn’t even SEE Heidi in New Moon? I heard Demetri talking to her, but never even saw the chick!

    I don’t really care about these unknowns either, but it IS nice to get a break from Rob, Taylor, Kristen and Ashley’s faces EVERYWHERE. ALL THE TIME. I love them truly, but I need breathing room.

  • aleisha

    I’m still waiting on an E! Hollywood Story on that extra who shows up in every high school scene of Twilight… the girl with the really long curly brown hair. Anyone know who I mean — it’s like she’s the only freakin kid at FHS.

    • Ezzie

      Oh, I know exactly who you’re talking about, she’s everywhere! I think CH even mentioned her by name once in the commentary for Twilight. I always thought she must be someone important’s daughter or something like that, someone that got her onset for no apparent reason.

    • natashadushi

      plse printscreen the face, I don’t know who that is

    • TeamSeth

      Yes! The one who’s sitting with Tyler and laughs when he says, “Nice ride” (or “nice truck” ?). And I love that one dude who sits behind them in biology and then comes up to the lockers and high fives the other guys. He’s got longish brown hair and glasses. He so looks like a high schooler!

  • Cam

    So, speaking of cast members with too much press, too many pictures, too many magazine spreads…anyone see the picture of Charlie Bewley (Brewley)? Whatever his last name is — plays either Felix or Demetri (I get bad Twi fan of the day award). You know, the Volturi vamp with the overly stylized, swept forward hair?

    Anyway, there’s a pic of him in Glamour magazine (maybe the UK version?) coming out of a swimming pool sans bathing suit. And um, it’s just too much information. Don’t get me wrong, he’s attractive, but just too much! I mean, all that for a Volturi guard guy whose name I can’t remember!

    Loving the new layout, btw. And poor Nikki Reed in the banner picture. Does she have a black button up Mom vest on?

    • aleisha

      THANK YOU. Thought it was just me.

      Usually I like when they show the muscles on the sides of the promised land, but that was just too much. Leave a little to the imagination.

    • TeamSeth

      Um, WHAT?! ::trying to breathe:: Okay, this better not just be UK because my one friend who I’d actually trust to ship me it from there is male. And he won’t ever stop making fun of me for this. Heart palpitations. You realize that this is the best news all month, right?! And last month too, cuz it’s not very far into this month yet.

      (Okay, sorry, I just really love Charlie Bewley, he’s such a cheeky one.)

      • Luludee

        TS, I’m right there with you trying not to have heart palpatations!!

        I was just about to reply to Cam and be like Team Seth, where are you?!? But then my page refreshed and there you were. :)

        Um, one of our UK friends here needs to buy this and share electronically!

    • Luludee

      Wait, is this new or old?

      • aleisha

        I found it for those of you who dare… just copy and paste

        http://www.eclipsemovie.org/charlie-brewley-topless-in-cosmo-uk/

        You have been warned.

        • natashadushi

          WTH????????? O M G h00r so much? I am sorry but I am going to search for some clorox to clean my eyeballs. *raises both hands in the air and cries WHY WHY *???

          • aleisha

            I tried to tell you. There’s a such thing as too much.

        • TeamSeth

          Who is Charlie Brewley? I can’t click the link at work (obv), but I’m worried to click it later! Is this not Demetri?!

        • TeamSeth

          Okay, so I gave in and clicked. Um, basically, I.am.died. But how did they spell his name wrong? It’s written in GIANT letters on the magazine page! I don’t understand. Regardless, I must find this and own this.

          • Luludee

            If I had a Men-of-Twilight-Porn collection on my desktop, like most everyone else here, this would defs be in it! ;)

        • Luludee

          Haha, I DARED! And he’s a little scrawnier than I would have thought, but not bad at all. Also, this picture makes him look younger…but then, I have no idea how old he is anyway.

          I don’t know why you guys are so shocked. Kellan has more riske photos out there! ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Okay, so his age is listed on the magazine article as 29. Which I’d estimated through…well, first hand embarrassing amounts of research and other, um, things. Anyway, he’s like 5’11” I hear, and his build is sort of awkward. He’s really compact but has pretty meaty biceps. He’s big into marathons, so he has some amazing quads (google charlie bewley + nike… or um, I can email you my desktop collection “blog” folder later–if you want–it’s totally saved on my boyfriend’s computer too, which is so hilarious.) He used to play rugby while at university and he was an avid snowboarder and instructor at Whistler for a bit before he went back to Engerland and opened a nightclub with his friend up in Bristol. Um. Okay. I’m blushing so bright red right now. I don’t know all of this! I promise! I don’t.

          • TeamSeth

            Holy crap. I didn’t realize how tiny that column would be! SORRY!

          • aleisha

            TeamSeth: WOW! You could totally write this guy’s biography. Maybe if you did, you could get some bed sheets with his pic on it or something. :) Tried to respond under your long post, but it wouldn’t let me.

  • LegHitch

    Always wondered who that random Quiluete boy was…and why Bella didn’t offer him a twizzler.

  • TeamSeth

    Aw, BooBoo Radley! Yay! He sort of has the young Joseph Gordon Leavitt thing going on…

    Um, also, I can’t help but feel that Solomon is always wearing a Twi-dept wig. Yet he’s not…

  • Midnight_Cyn

    RANDOM THOUGHT: HOW ABOUT WE ALL SEND IN PICS OF OURSELVES (YEAH.. MINE WILL DEFINATELY BE PHOTOSHOPPED) TO UC/MOON (CAUSE THEY DON’T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TO DO :) ) AND HAVE THEM OR FANTASMICGOURIC SNOWWHITEDRIFTED CREATE OUR OWN MAG “WOMEN OF LTT” WE CAN MAYBE ADD LIL TIDBITS OF INFO AND SELL AT LTT STORE! LIKE OUR OWN PERSONAL YEARBOOK SORTA THING??? WHATCHA THINK?

    • Luludee

      OR USE OUR AVI’S PERHAPS??

    • DJTanner&theFullHouse

      IT COULD BE LIKE A BABES OF LTT CALENDAR AND WE COULD MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS I AM SURE!!!!!!!!!

  • Ezzie

    This letter made me laugh so much, especially loved
    ‘Now I understand that being cast in a Twilight movie is sorta a big deal, but do you really need to hit the Twicon tours before the movie you’re in is actually out? Or do we need to hear your take on David Slade’s directing style or that 5 seconds you saw Rob in the catering tent and your resulting miscalculations of his personality as he made a PB&J sammy? No. As Peter Fachinelli wanted to tell the nomad vamps in Twilight: “slow your roll.” ‘

    I remember early last year when they were casting for NM, and I was telling my friend all the names of the actors for the wolfpack or the volturi, and her response to each and every one of them was, “who? never heard of ‘em.” Such a big deal was made each time someone new was announced, but none of these people are known very well. I get that it’s a big deal for the actors themselves, but not so much for us, especially if their part in the movie is a fairly small one.

    I guess they need all these extras to go around promoting the series and doing all the conventions cuz the main actors, especially the big three, don’t.

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