Breaking it Down: Meeting the Meyer, special hugs and SLOW CLAPS!

Dear LTT-ers,

Up until now it’s all seemed like a a dream. We really didn’t meet Stephenie and she really didn’t answer our questions, and we’ve just imagined all of this… but I think it’s now finally starting to sink in. At least now we’re starting to remember more and more of what happened. We even started breaking down some of the questions we asked Stephenie last Thursday and her answers (FINALLY!)…

Pretty much exactly what I looked like

Slow Clap or The Fraser Clap?
: I keep thinking of things that happened on Friday and then wondering if I’m making them up because or if it was for real. Like… when she told us she reads LTT every day- was that in a hushed tone like she was telling us a secret (or she was embarrassed) or does everything sound hushed when you’re so beet red after a Best-selling author tells you SHE reads what YOU write?
Moon: i dont know, i couldnt hear anything after i totally embarrassed myself with my semi-tard/brenden fraser clap (REMIX!) when she said she read us every day. i was 2nd embarrassed for myself
UC: you clapped? did you give us a slow clap & I missed it?
Moon: i did some sort of weird hand clap, grab i remember
UC: haha… i’m picturing you like Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast, how he shakes hands from side to side.
Moon: yea maybe i stood up (higher) and gave us a slow clap… then slowly everyone else got up and clapped because if we learned anything from the 80s, you cant resist a slow clap!
UC: right- no one knew what happened. It didn’t matter. When a slow clap starts, you don’t question- you just join in
Moon: you slowly stand and stop eating your muffin (twss) and you clap

*Begins Slow Clap*

UC: OR maybe it was  like Michael sheen when he claps his hands together when he says “Ah Beller is alive and well”
Moon: i defs quoted that when we talked about what a rockstar micheal sheen was
UC: haha… Beller is alive & well, Stephenie Meyer reads LTT *Slow Clap*
Moon: and then someone got their head and arms ripped off but i blocked that out. i went and got a slice of melon and a piece of bacon instead.
UC: there was BACON? were we at the same event?
Moon: you have to bring a sacrifice to lay at her feet when you meet. it’s just the rules
UC: i have no recollection of you sitting next to me eating a disgusting pig
Moon: yes there was bacon!!
a YUMMY pig
UC: oh dang- I vaguely remember an omelet bar too
Moon: bacon is a “gift from the gods” like jacob in new moon! TWI NERD QUOTE OF THE DAY! WINNER!
: but my 1/2 a strawberry seemed much more appetizing. Dude I’m a VEGETARIAN like the Cullens. That’s nasty
Moon: if thats the case im hanging out with the bad vamps!
UC: You get Bree & Fred.
Moon: ef that vegetarian nonsense. BACON is where it’s at
UC: I’ll take Edward
Moon: AND they have riley aka xaiver

Yea, we want to special hug him too

The one where Stephenie might want to special hug Xavier
: oh yes- let’s discuss that… how Stephenie is a major fan of Xavier and his hotness
Moon: duuuuude arent we all?! but she seemed like a special fan… who wants to give him special hugs… get in line BIOTCH!
UC: right- I’d say there was a special place in her heart for Xavier
Moon: she talked about his casting tape right?? and how she gave killing off riley a 2nd thought after seeing xavier
UC: I saw it in her eyes- I mean. I saw it bounced off your hair, which was in my view of her eyes MAD FACE yes- I think so. I have no idea. Did we make that up? Did this interview actually happen?
Moon: hey we’re besties, we gotta sit next to each other. I can’t help it if Stephenie Meyer wants to sit next to me at brunch!
UC: she said he sent in an audition tape to the casting lady and she nEVER looks at videos through the way Xavier sent it through- but she did… ? Therefore, I’m pretty sure Stephenie was hinting that everyone who is anyone should bombard the casting agent with videos- guaranteed placement

Forgive us Stephenie, we have sinned... impure thoughts... about Edward Cullen (your new wallpaper!)

The one where we get all Biblical
Moon: so anyhoo because we were fashionably (read: frantically trying to find the room) late there were only 2 seats left and where were those?!
UC: and I, being the lovelier of the two, let you sit next to Stephenie. I took one for the team (mostly I’m just gonna use this for when we meet Rob. I’m on his lap, bitch)
Moon: please bitch i raced around to get that one
UC: i know.. you shoved me pretty hard. i have a big bruise
Moon: the elbow to your throat knocked you out for a few minutes but you came back around when i pulled out the Rob smelling salts (GQ pictures I keep handy just got moments like this) BUT can we just talk about how we sat at the RIGHT hand of stephenie. it’s biblical
UC: SO Biblical!
Moon: the right hand of the father or mother superior as it were we’re freaking John!
Moon: i wont guess which one of the fansites was judas 😉

Follow the cut for our EPIC first question!

This interview begins with a choice...

If Eclipse begins with a choice, then this interview definitely does!
: THEN she finally addressed the elephant in the room…. why UC and I had left our Pattinson Pants at home, obviously. OK ok no she talked about that unfinished AWFUL story that shall NOT be named. But I’m glad she started with that cause i think it helped break the ice
UC: but who needs to mention that old piece of crap cause no one cares about Midnight Sun!! it sucks more than missing the sale at Newton’s Outfitters
: But what doesnt suck was our first question. At least we thought it didn’tthough we debated using it at all
: White Yorkie threatened to de-firend us if we didn’t use it
: and then we’d be out of the know about new action figure releases so we HAD to use it cause we GOTTA know when that new Harry Potter figure comes out

UC: it would be tragic if we were to miss that news
besides how could we start an interview with Stephenie Meyer other than by asking her to play a simple game of “FUCK, MARRY, KILL? or in our case the Eclipse version of “Leghitch, Imprint, Hunt!”
: Best Game ever! Let’s play right now: Since Stephenie said she COULDN’T choose between these three (Seriously? SO EASY) You do it: Edward, Jacob, Bella
: So I would… leghitch jacob – if he’s anything like Taylor that’d be interesting at least once (HAHA suck it chris hanson!!) and well i cant be having annoying teenagers around for longer than that… Imprint Edward – DUH. if anyone says otherwise they’re cray cray in the head!
UC: Dang… Can I F*ck Edward after I imprint though?
UC: Hunt Bella- duh
Moon:  HUNT bella. gotta get rid of the competition in Forks… do the job, james didnt finish nor victoria. OR riley. or those usless volturi!
: what is wrong with them?
Moon: srsly. does it take a human to finish the job? just cut the brakes on tyler crowleys van again HELLO! Do it on a day Edward is out hunting
UC: Done: How to Kill Bella
Moon: whats about you?
UC: Oh I agree– but on the condition I can Eff Edward after imprinting
Moon: well thats apart of marrying, right?! or imprinting as it were
UC: yes then dude… best answer done. That wasn’t so hard. We need to get Stephenie drunk on Sparkling water next time and make her choose at Jorts-point

Nothing gets between me and my korts!

The one about Korts and HP
: dude remember when she asked about jorts!! that was right around my tard clap moment and i explained jorts/korts and sworts
UC: NO remind me… seriously.. i forget EVERYTHING… ohhh yes
UC: when we first met she told us she wears them in khaki right? And if they count? and we said – oh no.. those are korts? i feel like we’re making this up. But no.. we’re not.. this happened…
Moon: i want to just imagine for a second stephenie running around phx in korts
UC: hahhahahaha
Moon: making a target run
perhaps wearing her shirt from twifans holding our sigg water bottle… it IS phx, you gottta stay hydrated
UC: Didn’t I then word vomit that our biggest hope in life is for one of the wolves to say “jorts” in an interview… and that we feel like they’re getting close? or did I imagine that?
Moon: yea you DEFS said that! i wish i had turned on the recorder in my purse so that we could have these embarrassing moments recorded for all time
UC: i know!!!
UC: your slow clap forever embedded in the account of history. UGH. we suck! well, at least we turned it on during eating time
Moon: right might as well get the sounds of us chewing a piece of pineapple while we small talk about butter beer and the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Where we might add stephenie would much rather be than anywhere in the world
UC: Yes- that’s true… Someone get Stephenie Meyer to Harry Potters’ Wonderful Wizarding world.
UC: I feel like I showed a lot of enthusiasm when I asked what Butterbeer tastes like. i’m not sure I care I mean.. I sorta care, but I pretty much don’t actually care
Moon: i did. i wanted to imagine getting drunk of liquid butter

When Rowling and Meyer meet...

UC: I also think she needs to meet Rowling… how have they not met?
Moon: who knows. if that happened the world might implode or maybe spontaneous world peace would happen… extinct animals would flourish, the oil spill would stop, rainbows would happen every day
UC: If Meyer and Rowling met…
Moon: that needs to be a internet meme! like the “when Obama wins” one

The one where we pass notes
: so what the crap happened after that? After we asked her to fuck marry and kill someone, we kinda zoned out. how do you top that, anyway? so instead we focused on what she was wearing
UC: right- In my memory she’s wearing gray pants and a blue peasant top
Moon: they were denim
UC: but.. I feel like shes’ a Nordstrom gal… or Bloomies?
Moon: i know because i was staring at her leg as we passed notes back and forth under the table…
“does edwards curtain match the drapes, check yes or no”
“was bella that much of a horn ball in phoenix? check yes or no”
“do you want to go doorbell ditch rob’s place after the inteerview? check yes or no”
UC: “Did you really randomly pick us out of a hat b/c that’s a coincidence & everyone thinks you didn’t”
“Robsten or Nonsten- circle one”


Moon: and of course she wrote in “dont give a crapsten”… cause stephenie is NORMAL. that was a trick note we passed
UC: she passed the test- PHEW
Moon: THANK GOD… i was worried we’d have to leave on principle if she checked robsten and drew a picture of a fireplace and a bearskin rug next to it… or picked nonsten and drew a picture of emily de ravene and rob in bed
UC: i bet it’d be pretty accurate though- since she knows them and has talked to Kristen first hand about the love making they do in front of a fire- we could’ve used her drawing to create our tshirts

The one where we learn about her ex boyfriends
: finally it was back around to us…
UC: And we asked the question everyone was DYING TO KNOW… WTF is up with naming vampires Diego & Fred!??? “Were they old boyfriends!??”
Moon: byu mixer days!
UC: she laughed and said she tried not to include anyone she dated- and if she did, they’d all be “Daves.” She seemed to only date Daves… It sounds like there were a LOT of Daves too…
Moon: A LOT… in fact lauren Mallory’s character may have been fashioned after stephenie’s freshman year self
UC: I think she basically implied that
Moon: Well at least you know you can never say the wrong name
UC: Right- makes it easy to remember… I bet “Pancho” was a change..
Moon: Wait, was lauren mallory a slut or am i making that up??!!
UC: i think she was just a bitch and therefore we assume she was a slut

Diego, Raul, Cristiano, Pancho, Richardo... ya know...

Moon: from dave to pancho! AYE AYE Papi! she was probably bored of white bread utah and wanted some south of the border flavor. She is from AZ, after all! Shes like the female Utah version of boys who move to LA, only they’re boys and they like Asian girls
UC: Is Pancho even Mexican? Cuz I don’t know that he is… She only likes the ethnic boys- see ya Daves, Hello Panchos, DIEGOs & Rauls
Moon: EDWARD… oh wait
UC: googling pancho…
Moon: it didnt matter if he wasnt latino, pancho was enough flava for her

You may be Italian FACINELLI, but I am ambiguously Latin! I am Pancho!

UC: Pancho is in heaven here (to the right)

Moon: look at that smile!
UC: she’s got a great smile too- i noticed that when we were taking pics- she has a closed lip smile…i always wish i could rock that  b/c i have big buck teeth
Moon: i cant do the closed mouth smile either
UC: And googling tells me… his name is Christian…
Moon: Oh Well, anyone who goes by the name “Pancho” is south of the border in their hearts and that’s good enough for us!

Someday we’ll finally get all of the Stephenie Q&A’s out there for you but hope you’re enjoying the roll out as we reflect back on the big day…


So spill, who would YOU Ef/Marry/Kill or Leghitch/Imprint/Hunt?! Answer in the comments. What’s the best threesome you can come up with? Also complete the phrase “When Rowling and Meyer meet…”

  • PourLAmourDeCanard

    When Rowling and Meyer meet… Rowling will b;itchslap Meyer for naming the baby Renessme. And then follow that with a good backhand for even writing the baby in at all.

    Although… what other kind of happy ending could Jacob have had that also tied up all those loose strings? Not sure… But F@ck it! Rowling should smack her anyway. And then maybe give her a hug. Tough love.

    OR…. being electrocuted. No…

    Or, when Rowling and Meyer meet, Esme discover that her true gift is tht she speaks Parseltongue ( screw that loving unconditionally BS), decides that Carlisle is a pussy, and realizes that Voldemort is the only man for her. Move over Bellatrix! Mama Death Eater is on the move!

  • Batty_old_pug_lady

    Ooooh im just lovin this!
    Leghitch: Carlisle (I know weird right?)
    Imprint: Edward
    Hunt: Bella

  • misty

    So MANY wins, where shall I begin:

    1. BRILLZ:: “Leghitch, Imprint, Hunt!” Next drinking game. done.

    2. OMFG moment:: “dude remember when she (SM) asked about jorts!! ” I would have shit my jorts right there

    3. Is this for REALZ:: “The one where we pass notes”, if so you are soo new besties with SM and I hate you both
    BTW the questions you asked her were hiar and true LTT style!

  • This is what I would do.

    Ef-Charlie and his mustache

    Hunt-Mr Banner

    • TeamSeth

      Mr. Banner!!!!!!!!! (that was an exclamation of both shock/appall/sadness and a sense of wholeness that I finally know his name again, because it is not Mr. Molina)

    • snmlamb

      I found it!!!!!!! We shall kill her together.

  • Stupid_Lamb

    Hi *awkward pause* I’ve never posted on here before, I just wake up every morning die laughing at the posts then die again at everyone’s comments. Just thought I would share that I imagined “Pancho” to look like Guillermo (from Jimmy Kimmel), but that is obviously NOT that case. He’s adorable!

    I also thought I would point out the fact that in the “tags” section these phrases were formed:
    1. Eclipse Edward (my fave)
    2. Ex-Boyfriends Exclusive (new fanfic feat. Steph and Pancho)
    3. Facinelli Fuck (sounds better when read the opposite way)
    4. Jorts Kill Korts (obviously, they’re denim)
    5. Marry Michael Sheen (not unless he stops saying beller)
    6. Slow Clap Stephenie Meyer (what she deserves every time she walks into a room)
    7. Xavier Samuel (just because he’s delicious)

    • I hope & Pray Stephenie reads today & sees that you imagined her husband to look like Guillermo….. I LOVE THAT!!!!

  • Jess

    Leghitch – Carlisle

    Marry – Edward

    Kill – Renessme

    • snmlamb

      Seems we have 3 in our group now!

      Reenneessmmee shall die!

  • aleisha

    Leghitch: Carlisle
    Imprint: Edward — though I’d prefer he imprint on me, so I could pretend to not be into him and have him chase me around and woo me, only to have me finally give in as we’re in the woods one night and it’s raining and Sting is playing in the background and he’s in a black t-shirt that’s soaked and I’m wearing a… oh, sorry, got carried away
    Hunt: shirtless Sam bringing Bella out of the woods (creepster!)

    Great post!

    That Last Supper photoshop is one for the history books… SATAN’S HISTORY BOOKS.

  • Cam

    Leghitch – Charlie
    Imprint – Edward
    Kill – Rosalie

    When JK and SMeyer meet, they will both decide to run for political office and take over the world. JK as Prime Minister and SMeyer as President — Butterbeer and Leghitches for All!

    So excited for y’all, UC & Moon! Loving every detail.

    • TheColdWoman

      “Butterbeer and Leghitches for All!”

      LOVE IT!!!

  • Thank you. Thank you. *slow clap, obvi*

    If I had to start my day only looking forward to “What is the timeline of Bree’s conversion?” I might put my head in the oven. Instead I get the brilliance of FMK/LIH and an 8 am call to the bestie so we can laugh about it! I wish I could see the looks of the others when you dropped an F bomb!

    Leghitch – Jacob
    Imprint – Edward
    Kill – Bella with Rosalie in the way so she gets waxed too. Sorry, Rosalie annoys me throughout. I just want to slap that smirk off her face!

  • So because Steph reads this daily,
    I would just like to thank you for the genius that is the leghitch. We all know that when you wrote that part, you replaced Bella with yourself 😉 who wouldn’t.

  • Aro

    just cut the brakes on tyler crowleys van again HELLO! Do it on a day Edward is out hunting
    UC: Done: How to Kill Bella

    Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    You girls are effing funny. This breaking it down is love. Can’t wait for the coming episodes :-).

    • Aro

      Oh and forgot:

      Leghitch: Edward’s bouffant (heh heh, do the perverted math)

      Imprint: Duh, Edward. What am I stupid out here?

      Hunt: Buh bye absurdly-named, hybrid, teeth-having, rib-cracking, spine-snapping, wolf-snaring spawn! (I’m normally a baby-lover :-(, but sorry, she gots ta go. I mean really, she cut into all the Edward/Beller lovin that should have gone on and on for days on Isle Esme. Even if it faded to black for 8 more chapters).

  • Steph2k10

    well let me say this,

    I would DEF

    Leghitch: The entire wolfpack- including the bitchy wolf-chick- cuz thats NORMAL.

    Imprint/marry: Edward…AND Carlisle. Ill be sure to go somewhere where reverse polygamy is legal. yea.

    HUNT- The fake Lesbians. Life would be better without them.

  • TeamSeth

    Maybe it’s been said, but I love Lisa Frank.

  • TeamSeth

    Since everyone’s doing it:

    Leghitch: Demetri
    Imprint: Charlie
    Kill: Rosalie. Ugh. I do hate her.

    • Cam

      Team Charlie! Although I prefer movie Charlie to book Charlie. There’s something about that smirk and the shotgun cleaning.

      • TeamSeth

        I think it’s the way he says “yahoo” and “good luck with that” and then keeps the “always am” line from one movie to the other. I hope they put that in Eclipse and it become the Star Wars “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” line (except I guess it’d be less epic than that)

        • Cam

          totes agree about the “always am” line…LOVE it. He has such a great raspy quality to his voice. Sigh. 🙂

      • Love it when Charlie does the shotgun hitch-up thingy (no idea how to explain that, but you guys know).

        Also, when he draws the little halo on himself…

        • Aro

          Yup, good times, both of those are faves. Movie Charlie is full of win. And I like your username lol.

          • Thanks! I’ve gotten a few compliments on the name which is so funny because I truly couldn’t come up with a cool name…and I tried.

        • TeamSeth

          Squee! I always laugh at the fact that he’s cleaning his gun and his daughter is bringing him another beer and taking away his empty can.

  • Moonbeam

    OK, folks …. F, M, K the directors?

    I think it’s
    F- Slade (bet it would be freaky)
    M- Weitz (yes, I know he’s a MILF, but he’s more of a MILM than Slade)
    K- I think we know the answer to this one, even if she does have a place of honor for casting The Haired One.

  • Jamie

    When JKR and SM meet, the badly named offspring of main characters from both series will collide causing a black hole and rip in space, erasing Renesme and Albus-Severius from existance.

    • Twi-Mom (not like on “O”)

      IKR. I <3 JKR but that has got to be the worst name ever!!! If they had kids what would their names be Guinervella? (Ginny's real name is Guinerva right?) OR Harward?

  • Robjunkie

    Leghitch: Rob, shit, I mean Edward
    Imprint: Rob, oops, Edward
    Hunt: Rob, dammit!, Edward
    (hunting him for all the vamp sexin imma be layin on him)

    Sigh, no-one else exists for me. Edward you are my life now.

  • Stacey

    Wow. I go to the beach for a couple of hours and come back to a vampire/wolves turf war.

    Leg Hitch: Dr. Coop…Mike Dexter…I mean Carlisle or Paul, cause that’s all kind of angry hitching

    Imprint: Edward. If Bella doesn’t want the bling he gives her, I’ll happily take it.

    Hunt: let’s put all the wolves names and vampire names in Stephenie’s hat and pull out two. Then we can have a wolf/vampire ultimate fight club

    Adopt: Jacob, like he’s a new puppy from the pound

    • Aro

      Snort, angry hitch. Is there also make-up hitching, revenge-hitching, and drunken oh no what have I done I don’t even remember I asked you to keep an eye on me last night so I wouldn’t do something stupid hitching?

      • TheColdWoman

        Why do I immediately think of Jackson when I think of “drunken oh no what have I done I don’t even remember I asked you to keep an eye on me last night so I wouldn’t do something stupid hitching”?

        • MyNieceIsaFanRIGHT

          We use to call it a SLIP AND FALL . . . when your room mate comes home and reveals who they went home with and everyone over coffee and stale danishes goes “Eeeehhhhhh. How could you !?!” as the unwanted mental image is forever burned in your brain . . . and their only reply with their face in their hands is a weak whispered “It was an ACCIDENT.” Yep, the old slip and fell on a dick . . . hate when that happens!

          Was going to save it for that movie I was going to write one day . . . but I just had to share!

          • Aro

            Thumbs up for the Slip ‘N Hitch 😉

      • MyNieceIsaFanRIGHT

        You had me laughing with your post that I just had to share the slip and fall . . . I just should not type when I’m tired and in need of Starbucks so think I lost my Disney rating with the full explanation . . . should of went with your slip and fall leghitch. Couldn’t reply to your reply so added it here (if you can follow that one . . . )

        • MyNieceIsaFanRIGHT

          I meant slip n hitch . . . I really need sleep but can’t stop reading. You guys are Killing me with these posts!

        • Aro

          No, your explanation was epic! And together we have coined a totes awesome new phrase. Our work here is done :-).

          *dusts off hands*

  • Lovespelledbackwards

    Why I EVOL this post:
    Brenden Fraser clap — UC: White Yorkie threatened to de-friend us if we didn’t use it M: and then we’d be out of the know about new action figure releases. — “Leghitch, Imprint, Hunt!”–“do you want to go doorbell ditch rob’s place after the interview? check yes or no” — She seemed to only date Daves… It sounds like there were a LOT of Daves to — Oh Well, anyone who goes by the name “Pancho” is south of the border in their hearts and that’s good enough for us!

    I don’t laugh out loud often, but you two make me laugh audibly everyday. “Hear! Hear!” (with a hat off and a bow)

  • magsterrr

    haha good stuff. and that picture of cristianno and kaká made it all the better _<

  • j9necessary

    OMG…..only had enough time to read the post quickly and a few comments…..LOVE IT…need more time in my life…

    This comment is for “snowwhitedrifted” please, please, please design a shirt with Leghitch/Imprint/Hunt on it…how much fun that would be to wear….PLEASE!!!!!

    Moon and UC….I saw someone else let you know one of the other sites involved with the SM interview revealed your real names…..nice names…do they really fit your personalities?….but you will always be UC and Moon to us

  • MichaelSheenisaDILF

    Leghitch: Alex Meraz
    Imprint: Michael Sheen
    Hunt: Melissa Rosenberg

    • Aro

      Dude, we could be buds. Michael Sheen is the bomb and I love him with all my soul. Aro are only my initials and username everywhere long before Twilight, but I like to think it was meant to be.

      • MichaelSheenisaDILF

        Yes! You’re initial soul mates!

  • Twi-Mom (not like on “O”)

    I forgot to comment on LH/I/H

    Leg Hitch= Paul, He’s too volatile (SP?) better as a hump and dump
    Imprint= Jasper Lord knows I need my moods controled sometimes
    Hunt= Newton, he has some of the worst lines ever. “Your Alive!!” and what ever the Ef he mumbles when he grabs her in the lunchroom during the whole “Face Punch” part

  • L.A.M.B.

    A+ for having a picture of Kaka in the post!!!!

  • Leghitch: Robward (cus more would just be creepy since i’m old)
    Imprint: Michael Sheen (cus i’m old)
    Hunt: Kristen (i need to go get my armor on now)

  • MyNieceIsaFanRIGHT

    Pre – Leghitch (Twilight/New Moon style so no actual, you know): Quil . . . because he would totally pee in his jorts which is not overly attractive, but the face he would make freaking out would make me pee in mine. Also not attractive, but they’re jorts so I’ll just cut up a new pair! Can never have too many jorts I say.) He will never say I’m Quil Ateara to another girl again. I was so 2nd-hand embarrassed for him on that one.

    Imprint: Wow, I guess I have to fess up and reveal Team Jacob (ducks since Team Edward does rule here I know) but not until you go on youtube and watch Jessi Cruickshank’s interview w/Taylor so you don’t feel overwhelmingly 2nd hand embarrassed for me . . . well, at least you will be laughing while you are embarrassed for me . . .

    Hunt: Whoever told Catherine Hardwicke “Well, you are the director” on the final say of crack butt santa line about little bottles . . . WTF!

    “When Rowling and Meyer meet…” uggghhhhh Real Life alarm going off, will have to think about that one . . .

  • twiprof

    By far the funniest yet…..

    leghitch: Charlie (love the mustache)
    imprint: Robward–is there a difference anymore?
    hunt: Tanya–dont like her history with Edward, imagined or not

    thank you for making me laugh

  • AK

    So Stephenie reads LTT, wonder if she comments??? What would she call herself?

  • Charmogold

    When Stephenie met JK they came up with a duo book deal about Harry Potter and the groups offspring running into Reneseme and Jacob and the evil volturi invaded hogwarts only to be saved by the cullens and the heros of HP in the future….too much?
    Well really cannot wait to hear the rest!

  • Charmogold

    When Stephenie met JK they came up with a duo book deal about Harry Potter and the groups offspring running into Reneseme and Jacob and the evil volturi invaded hogwarts only to be saved by the cullens and the heros of HP in the future….too much?
    Well really cannot wait to hear the rest!

  • delilah439

    If JKR and La Meyer meet, Rowling will tell Steph what a piece of crap Midnight Sun is and that its time to hang up her writing cap asap. Am I right?

    Fuck: Domward (did I mention earlier that I am recently OBSESSED with fanfic?)
    Marry: Charlie. But only the Billy Burke version, not the book version.
    Kill: Renee. She annoys me for some reason.

    • TheColdWoman

      Definitely the Billy Burke version of Charlie. <3

  • sonata

    Imprint- Edward (actually, I want HIM to imprint on ME)
    Hunt- Rosalie- seriously? IDK how SOMEONE hadn’t torn her up by now.

    If SM and JKR were to meet up, they’d end up making the best list of WORST BABY NAMES EVER!!!

  • teamboth

    I just found this site today and I am in love!!! You girls are amazing and I am laughing my ass off reading all your stuff! Thanks so much for giving me something fun to look at and read everyday to keep my love (well lets be honest) obbcession for the saga alive!!!

    • awww WELCOME!! we’re glad you found us! make sure you check our archives out at when we moved here we had some troubles migrating everything so check there! and welcome again!

  • kitkat

    leghitch- Paul (Alex Meraz, anyone?)
    imprint- Taycob
    hunt- guess I’ll have to get rid of Renesmee so that she doesn’t interrupt our *ahem* imprinting…

  • purplescool

    Leghitch: Jacob (because that body; wooof)
    Imprint: Robward (Duh)
    Hunt: Aro (simply because he calls her “Beller”)

  • Cat

    leghitch Jasper
    Imprint Edward
    Hunt Lauren

    And when Meyer and Rawling meet, their secret decoder rings will activate a lens flare so bright we’ll all have to wear our shades.

  • Ef Jacob, gotta try the 108 degrees just ONCE before.. marrying Edward.. and of course kill Mike Newton.

    Leghitch Emmett just to piss off Rosalie, Imprint on Jasper cause he can make you feel good NO matter what and hunt down Jane because I don’t like all.

    And when Rawling and Meyer met, the world exploded!

  • Owning It

    L/I/H — The Twilight-Backstage-Musical Edition:

    ‘Leghitch’: Billy Burke- I haven’t listened to his new album, but I’m definitely willing to give him, errr… the music, a go-around.
    ‘Imprint’: Rob- because the idea of listening to Rob singing and playing guitar, watching those fingers on the piano, anytime, anywhere…. just yum~
    ‘Hunt’: 100 Monkeys- the banana!

    • Owning It

      Ha- my second failed comment of the week… and it’s only Tuesday! That’s supposed to say “Squash the Banana!” Though, just ‘the banana!’ is fairly funny on it’s own, no explaination needed!

  • Melissa

    So this is like info overload and can’t wait for more!!!!
    Leghitch-Jacob….Cuz I love the warmth and Id have to try at least once!!
    Imprint-Emmet cuz Kellan has made him so perfect!!
    Hunt-Rose cuz she’ll never step outta my way willingly!!

    If Steph and Rowling were in the same room then Rowling would be bowing and Steph would be telling her to get up!! 🙂

  • lysin

    leghitch – Caius (JCB is totes hot!)
    imprint – Emmett (twice the abs, half the drama)
    hunt – Irina (save everyone a whole lot of trouble in BD)

    When Rowling and Meyer meet…
    …their fans unite and form a godzilla like creature that attacks Tokyo.
    …Rob celebrates by posing nude.
    …they collaborate on a LOST style tv show featuring alternate realities of their novels.

  • purplescool

    When JK and SM meet…an era of global peace ensues, world hunger is ended, the Gulf oil spill magically dissapates and the paparrazi all vanish in a puff of smoke; then Robsten walk the red carpet all smiles/kisses and holding hands (but no one photographs it b/c the previously mentioned paparazzi have all been vaporized).

  • This is when I Laughed Out Loud while in my room by myself:
    “srsly. does it take a human to finish the job? just cut the brakes on tyler crowleys van again HELLO! Do it on a day Edward is out hunting”

  • twiprof

    okay…..I am adjusting a bit. After watching hours on end of The Office on my dvr, I now have to say this:

    leghitch: Dwight
    imprint: Jim
    hunt: Angela

    thank you…just applying your game to every aspect of my existence.

  • ??? Pancho??? I thought it was NATT-CHO!

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  • Rina

    The best threesome would probably be emmett, jasper, and riley.

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