Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Remember that time you invited us and some other folks to come meet you, hang out for 4 hours, eat bacon, and talk about Twilight? Yea, well we were beginning to think it was all a crazy dream we had after eating some bad mushroom ravioli from the Olive Garden (Big Daddy’s birthday celebration!), kinda like when you had the dream about Bella and Edward in the meadow that spawned Twilight. Only as it turns out after opening our inbox and finding the following pictures it really DID happen after all!
Looking back at these pictures we can finally remembered what really happened…
Witness our last moment of dignity before I would tard/Brenden Fraser clap and UC would talk about her life being complete after a Wolfpack member mentioned “jorts” in an interview. Because, well our life would be complete if that happened. Oh and eating at the Olive Garden with Big Daddy. This isn’t too much to ask, is it?
UC: What do you think she’s thinking here?
Moon: She’s totes thinking if she cuts this interview 15 minutes early she still has time to run to the Water for Elephants set and beat traffic, dontcha think?
UC: Wait, I think she heard us…
Moon: but can we talk about how much the waiter looks like Mr. Molina? I bet the omlette bar has “the golden onion” as an ingredient!
UC: No, seriously she heard us. She just kicked me under the table with her cowboy boot.
Moon: that’s one long leg…
Caught in the act! Too busy breaking the Stephenie Meyer interview down Vanity Fair style WHILE in the interview to listen to whatever mind blowing Twilosophical thing you’re explaining about Edward at this exact moment.
Follow the cut to see the most epicness of all time. Trust me.
Dear Letters to Twilight, You’ve convinced me. I will finally finish Midnight Sun just because you guys hate it so much. Spoiler Alert: It ends exactly the same as Twilight did. Love and Kisses, Stephenie
(Why yes folks, THE Stephenie Meyer gave us the thrill of a lifetime by leg hitching us! We have the photographic evidence that will be framed and cherished and talked about for all time. Leg Hitch 2010!)
Wait a second Stephenie… maybe this was all a dream, you leg hitched us after all. We talked about Midnight Sun! We talked face to face with the woman who wrote something we talk about everyday. I SAT NEXT TO YOU. THIS HAPPENED. Woah. I think my mind is blown again. I may start Brenden Fraser clapping again.
I’m stopping while I’m ahead!
PS LTT-ers, we promise to stop boxblocking you and bring you more of the Stephenie interview. Now that Eclipse is out it’s open season on the interview. We’re working with the other sites to roll out interview clips at a much quicker pace! Thanks for your patience! And get ready for the awesome!
PPS There’s about 8 billion more where these came from so we’ll be rolling these pictures out as well!
All photographs are owned by Stephenie Meyer and there may be no copying or other exploitation of such photographs without the express prior written permission of Stephenie Meyer, c/o Jodi Reamer email@example.com
All Photos: Julie Adamson
Hey all my AZ peeps listen up! Wednesday, July 14th there will be a private screening of Eclipse at the Harkins Scottsdale 101 benefiting the Phoenix Children’s Hospital and my favorite cousin and LTT commenter LilCrazyCow is helping throw the bash and you’re all invited! For the great price of 20 bucks for kiddos and 25 for adults you get to see the movie, get a drink and popcorn AND help out Phoenix Children’s Hospital in the process. And who knows, maybe it was Phoenix Children’s Hospital that Bella ended up at after she “crashed through the window” AHEM.
Get your tickets NOW! www.pchevents.com