Open Weekend Post: Hosted by Ashley and Kellan… let’s not make this awkward

Oh hey Jackson, we're just going to play board games...

Dear Ashley and Kellan,

I was just perusing the pictures of you two in Women’s Health Magazine. Besides the fact that I love how much you love women Kellan: the Twicons, the Mammogram videos, shoots for WOMEN’S Health Magazine, it just seems like Ashley called you up and asked you to come “help out” and hang with her for the afternoon because someone else wasn’t available or she was bored. I do just love you and Ashley together but I have one question… does it ever get awkward? I mean between you two… you both say you’re such great friends and you hang out and have board game nights (people after my own heart!) and whatever but what happens when you’re on these shoots and your hand’s like right near the “kill zone” and what do you say when you know Ashley tells people if she was stranded on a deserted island with only one cast member she’d choose JACKSON. The catfish, Jackson and not super hot, Jesus lovin’ Kellan? And Ashley why are you waiting around for super whore Jackson? He’s too busy touring in a band with a dude in a banana costume to come to game night! Stop waiting by the phone!

So are you guys friends… friends with benefits… beards (ahem)… or maybe it’s just you’re both who you call when the one you really want isn’t available. AnnaLynn’s sluttin’ it up around town doing whatever she does and Jackson sluttin’ it up around the US “on tour” with the 100 Monkeys or pushing Airbender and trying not to get killed in a protest about how it’s racist. I know UC and I almost were outside the Arclight last week.

I mean look at these…

Wait, we’re just friends right?


“I love Jesus and Ashley… I mean AnnaLynn… and Jesus”


Hey Kellan, can you wheel that thing over here faster I gotta meet up with Jackson in like an hour.


You wanna be on a deserted island with WHO?

Now I definitely know you can just be friends with someone but if either of you ever suggests spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven or hid the salami at the next friendly board game night it might be time to DTR. Just Sayin’.

Your friend with no benefits,
Themoonisdown

So what IS with these two? Sure they say they’re friends but I don’t know if that’s the vibe I get. And HOT DAMN Kellan! Whew. Happy weekend to us all!

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

  • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

    Not sure what’s going on between these two..but I remember reading in an interview where Ashley said “let’s see where this goes” when asked about her ‘friendship’ with Kellan.
    But these two look forkin’ amazing in these pictures. Ugghh Ashley, could that girl be any hotter? Was Rob blind when he chose the mulletphant over Ashley?

    It’s hard to understand boys.

    • http://twitter.com/BorgenHi Borgen

      I would pick Kristen over Ashley without any doubt.

      • rpisthenewps

        Publicly admitting that I love Kristen too. She and Rob are both “special”. That’s why they’re so good together!

        • Its no irritable grizzly…

          fo sure Rob and Kristen both seem like annalytical intellectual people. They go deeper. Ashley seems great but seems just a tad too shallow for Rob. Rob and Kstew seem to make a good match.

    • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

      haha I know that. I have nothing against Kristen. I love that girl. It’s just that Ashley is trying harder to bring attention towards herself *cough*Maximphotoshoot*cough* and I’m surprised AND pleased Rob didn’t fall for that. I was pissed enough with him when all that Nikki rumours came up.

    • ForEveralurker

      I think Ashley is too thread bare to keep up with “are they are they not” Thats why Rob chose kristen to help maintain the allure..

    • Owning It

      Sometimes, the avatar just says it all :)

      (I read your follow up comment, so I know that you hold no KStew grudge. Please know that I am no Ashley-hater either; it’s just that sometimes, my avatar has a mind, and bitchface, of it’s own. )

  • superhumanmoron

    Kellen has totally “accidently” copped a feel playing marco polo in the pool.

  • MyNieceIsaFanRIGHT

    What are you talking about ? He’s just trying to get her to read The Purpose Driven Life and join the youth group. It’s how they draw you in . . . wait or is that Vampires?

    I’m going to hell aren’t I?

    • Stacey

      Yep, probably! But don’t worry, because I have a feeling that I’ll be joining you. Thanks a bunch hot Kellan pictures.

      • MyNieceIsaFanRIGHT

        We can take turns driving the bus!

  • Irrevocably

    When I saw that last one, a little bit of drool actually came out of my mouth. What has happened to me?! Is it not enough that I’m ignoring my hubby for the sake of skinny, smoking Rob? Is it not enough of an insult that I’m perving over barely legal Taylor? Now I have to fall for the purpose-driven vampire, just cuz he flashed his enormous pecs and washboard tummy? Literally, right now, my husband is trying to get me to go have breakfast with him, but I’m too busy wiping the drool away so I don’t fry the laptop.

    Put a shirt on, Kellan. You’re wrecking my marriage! LOL!

  • TeamJorts

    When I got my Women’s Health in the mail I was confused about this combination….how did they choose these two? I guess I didn’t realize Ashley was a work out a phobe, you can sorta tell Kellan is. Getting women to choose Jesus over their hot co-stars is hard work and Kellan clearly knows he’ll have to sacrafice things (like his shirt) to convert them.

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Was just popping in to say HI and hope everyone is having a great weekend…then saw the Kelabs pic and decided it was off to a great start….

  • JustGoWithIt

    She seems comfortable with being a flirt, and public crush declarations. She has hinted many times that she is attracted to him, and when she talks about their friendship there is for sure a hint at a hint. Which on one hand seems inappropriate since he has been dating someone else steadily for like what over a year (and she has a boyfriend), and on the other hand they are young hot stars of a young hot movie, so if she is playing the game and letting us in on some tension that probably does really exist, why not?

  • Midnight_Cyn

    WELCOME BACK THUMBSDOWNER!! We soooo missed you! BTW..have you given any thought to therapy?? Come on now, seriously, lighten up..join in the fun and post..or at least have the guts to explain why you feel the need to waste your time with such childish behavior….

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Yes! Welcome! Have a seat. Join us. Stay awhile. We don’t bite. And I find you quite entertaining.

      Wait, Nacho?!? Is that you? Are you ticked at Stephenie for spending all her free time at her favorite site and ignoring you and the boys?

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  • blackgirltwihard

    yeah I have peeped this….all the “who’s together, who’s not” racks my nerves though…just come out with it…can I get a E! THS…dayum!!!!

  • http://www.trixieandtess.blogspot.com Tess

    Ok, seriously. Someone just goes through all the comments and puts a “thumbs down” on each one?! WTH? Somebody needs a life.

    Back to bizness, Kellan and Ashley look smokin’ hott! I’ve often questioned their “friends” status. They would be adorable together. LOVE those pics!

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Well Ltt’ers may I suggest we HELP out our thumbsdowner (and perhaps steal her/his thunder)…from now on after you comment just downthumb yourself… :)

    • http://www.twitter.com/antisocialangel fangbanger

      CYN! I’ve been megabusy lately but HIIIIII! I hope you’re feeling much better.

      Don’t let randodownthumber ruin the fun. They just need attention. ;)

      • Midnight_Cyn

        HI THERE! MISSED YOU! :)
        Its all thanks to JodieO that I am back…she hooked me up with umm access to a certain movie and the hubs knowing how miserable I’ve been since the surgery made a special table that fits over me on the couch, far enough away from this huge slingy thing but close enough I can use the narrator and mouse, so now I can use my computer without much movement..only problem is that I am sorta stuck here (which I think was part of his plan lol) until someone comes in and removes the table..good thing I have a strong bladder! Now I can visit here and watch my 3 fav movies over and over!!
        BTW the thumbsdowner doesn’t bother me, I actually kinda feel bad for someone that hasn’t anything better to do with their time… :(
        Hope all is well in your world and aren’t working TOO hard… :) <3

        • http://www.twitter.com/antisocialangel fangbanger

          Wow. Uhmazing setup! What a sweet husband you’ve got (and a sweet friend too).

          I know you’re lovin’ Eclipse. Robert is a hawty in it (even with his yellow eyes).

          Methinks the randodownthumber didn’t get hugged enough as a child. Poor thing.

          Hope y’all have a fab day! :)

    • http://www.trixieandtess.blogspot.com Tess

      I think that’s a fab idea! We’ll take this thumbsdowner’s glory and thumbsdown ourselves!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/antisocialangel fangbanger

    So… I just woke up from the BEST dream ever starring a one Mr. Alexander Skarsgard to find these beautiful pictures.

    Oh, you beautiful, gorgeous people, I’ll never meet you but you give me nice dreams. Thanks for that. : )

    But, I don’t know if they are knocking boots or not. I don’t really care either. *shrugs*

  • Stacey

    Hi there, Kellan. Just wow. Now I like my boy crushes skinny and preferably British, but those pictures. I think I might want to go back to Bible School with you. And you being shirtless!

    Finally, seeing Eclipse tonight! Yay! What should I be looking for?

    Good morning, thumbsdowner! I hope you are having a lovely day! No? Too busy thumbsdowning happy people? I’m so sad for you!

    • dionrenee

      Tent Scene—nuff said!!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        TENT SCENE FOR THE SILVER…..AND DEFINATELY LEGHITCH FOR THE GOLD!!

    • Owning It

      So glad that you’re finally able to see Eclipse!! I just saw it 2 nights ago as well —- loved it!!! My favs were the leg hitch/ proposal scene, the Jasper backstory, and the Cullens fighting the newborns. And soooooo much more… I want to see it again, but lord knows how hard it was to find a babysitter for the first time!! Enjoy the show!

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Just enjoy! And tell us what you thought. Yey for you!

    • Dawn

      A couple of my favorites were the leg hitch/proposal scene and the fight training/Jasper’s back story scene. There were so many great parts! I hope you have a great time!!

  • lovethesefries

    *Sigh* Kellan, WHY can’t you look like this in the movies? It would make converting my non-Twi friends soooo much easier (sorry for the adulterous thoughts, Rob, you know you’re still the only one for me). And I am girl-crushing on Ashley hard in these pics. Think I’ll print them out and hang them all over my room for my thinsperation!

    • http://heychrismarie@twitter.com C4EverDazzled

      I agree… love these pics, I for one have always been, dare I say it, Team Emmett on the movie side, just because Kellan plays him, but of course people who have only seen him in Twi clothing look at me weird cause they give him that stupid haircut in the movie, although I think the hair was a little better in Eclipse. But it would be so much easier to get some twi hater girls to see the movie if you had more of his abs in there. I mean the wolf pack gets to run around shirtless all the time, are they afraid of competition?? LOL
      Oh I watched Chelsea Lately with Ashley on the other day and Chelsea asked her what was up with her and Kellan, her reply was something like she tried already but there’s always definitely some flirting. I don’t know I just like the fact that they both seem so comfortable around each other and always seem to be having fun. Loved this photoshoot & it was a definite great start to the weekend!!
      Happy Weekend Everyone- going to see Eclipse for the 2nd time around this weekend :D , as I wasn’t able to last weekend do to stomach flu :(

      • ChillinWithCullens

        Thank you! I’ve always thought the Emmett haircut was a tad off, especially New Moon Emmett. Kellan offscreen, however, is some serious man-candy.

        • ladyofthemeadow

          Word!

          and I was hoping for more Kellan in Eclipse… Sadly disappointed there wasn’t a backstory or something on Emmett.

    • lovethesefries

      Oh yay, my first downthumb ever! *does a celebratory dance*

  • The Old One

    Ashley and Kellan are perfect for each other: they’re both exhibitionists–remember the painted-on bikini photos and the underwear ads? They love struttin’ their stuff, and why shouldn’t they, if they’ve got the stuff to strut? This Women’s Health mag just doesn’t go far enough–they need to be demonstrating self-exam techniques on each other. Using their hotness for the benefit of the public, of course!

    • The Old One

      I’ve downthumbed myself to save our little friend the trouble.

  • dionrenee

    I seriously think they had to ugly down Kellan and Jackson because really….the first movie would have produced too many teams for us to deal with..Moon and UC would have more work to do with LTK and LTJ also…but Kellan is so hot and Jackson is too….

    Ashley is really pretty..Jacksonville should be very proud!!

    Off to buy Womens Health and GQ (Taylor) for my husband!! lol..yeah right

  • PinkDolphin

    I’m gonna need to lick him.

    A lot.

  • rpisthenewps

    Is he drawing…..on a stick?? Using a pen with a koala bear on the top of it??

    • Sj

      Yes he is. It’s his new PSA to koalas urging them to go get tested for syphilis and then pass the message stick on and save another koalas life.

      He also uses the moment to explain that ‘they’re not bears’.

      Kellan CARES.

      • rpisthenewps

        Lovely!

      • whyamidoingthis

        Well done!
        This is quite possibly the most apt use of the “they’re NOT bears” phrase I’ve ever heard.

        • TeamSeth

          It definitely is the best one I’ve ever heard without a doubt. I giggled out loud at it.

  • whyamidoingthis

    Ya know I’m a Rob-lover. But I hafta say that Kellan looks fiiiiine in these shots. Folks focus so much on Taylor’s abs, but I think Kellan has the better body. Plus he’s way tall. And he cares about our breasts. No offense to Taylor fans–he’s totes adorable and sweet.
    Ahem–but I reiterate, I am a steadfast Rob fan! Sometimes a little distractable…….

  • O.M.E.

    When I left the theater after watching Eclipse, I proclaimed, “I think I’m a little bit Team Emmett”. After these pics, I’m a lot a bit. (I still love you Rob)

  • BigDaddyNacho

    BUAHAHAHA!
    I’m the crazy thumbsdowner!!!!
    Honestly, I love this site, it is amazing, I read it everyday.
    I have read it for a long time and I just wanted to see how the people would react if someone just randomly thumbsdown every comment. Sorry for that.

    I’ll be backk
    BUAHAHAHAH

  • Nadia737

    Definately time to sit down and have a DTR, Kellen and Ashley. (I loved that book too!) I mean, Ashley, you gotta stop stringing Kellen along!

  • beeboo

    They’ve probably got some weird menage thing going or she’s like the clique-ho and makes the rounds in the group, but with a group like that that wouldn’t be a bad position to be in :D

    • TeamSeth

      position *snickers*

  • I

    THEY HAVE THE SAME MANAGER ; )

  • algie

    Something tells me these sets have been like a giant swingers party for near-teens. I imagine it being a bit like my college experience; everyone just yells SWAP and gets to bone someone else.

    • Von

      Where did you go to college?!?!?!?!?!

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Happy Sunday everyone…just thought I would pass this on for all Billy Burke fans ..he is starring in a new series on TNT..Rizzoli & Isles, starting Monday night..and he plays a cop, looking very goood :) (You probably all already know this but just in case..)

    • ladyofthemeadow

      wow, didn ‘t know! can we have a team Charlie too?

    • TeamSeth

      Thank you! Finally something to replace Dancing with the Stars for my Mondays.

      (ps- miss you! I hope you got my email. I’m back in the States now and I loved Eclipse and I’m sooooo glad that 1. You can apparently see again and 2. You were able to see the movie right away)

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