Nikki Reed gets some ink and we wonder what it could be…

R-o-s-e... I mean R-o-s-a... dang it I can't even spell it right!

Dear Nikki,

Word on the street (courtesy of your picture or tip to the rags) is that you got matching tattoos with your brother last week. Of course my mind started racing, thinking about what your tattoo could be… a name, a saying, a memorial piece commemorating your fake lesbianship gone wrong with Kristen. So of course I hit the emails to see what my pals thought it could be. Because what else is there to wonder about then your new tattoo and the endless possibilities of laughs there could be? Witness the resulting email train as we try to deduce what the tattoo could be…

@moon – nikki reed got a tattoo… your guesses for what the tattoos says or is… AND GO!

@brookelockart- my gut says it’s the shocker symbol and below it reads “Two in the Pink – One in the Stink.” All in cursive cause that’s classy

@calliopeblabs – it matches her brothers correct? therefore i’m going to guess it says “legalize it… sibling lovin'” OR “its ok in KY” i’ve no idea what sort of relationship nikki reed has with her brother. however… it wouldn’t surprise me. i mean, where exactly do you go after rob?

@pinkfluffgirl – Obviously, a bleeding heart and then  KSTEW 4EVA ….OR F U Rob….
“But I loved her first” is most likely. In Curly Cue font. Because that’s lipstick lesbian-y

@too_far_gone “he was mine, you skanky bitch”

@pinkfluffgirl – maybe “I BLEW HIM FIRST” would be more apropos

@moon – my guess? a withering loquat tree with the phrase “what could have been” underneath it?

RIP KS + NR + RP + MA
2008 – 2009 1/2

@brookelockart – What if they went his and her cholo and chola tatts?? Tattooed tears? She does look like she’d cutabitch.

@UC – “I FKD ROB” but that’s just what i’d get

@veryemerald – I’d go with tick marks like when you are counting by 5’s and the fifth line goes across the first four. Probably be easier to keep track of all the men she has been and will continue to sleep with to try and get that “Rob” feeling back. and when people ask she can make something up like “oh its just the number of time I’ve prayed with Kellan”…

@obird – One of two things: “Get a Bitch or be a Bitch” OR my favorite “Boobs in the Shoes”

@brookelockart – “CONFIRMED WITHOUT WORDS”

@tiffanized – It’s easier to guess what it’s NOT. Like it’s definitely not “Natural Blonde” or “True Love Waits”. My official guess is . . . a portrait of Catherine Hardwicke, since she obviously sold her soul to C-Hard in order to be cast as the most beautiful female vampire in Twilight.

@moon – tested and approved: hepatitis free!

Then the big guns started coming out… and by big guns obviously I mean bored girls with photoshop…

@obird – “I got your loquats right here”…..of course across her chest.

@proselyte3 – Pfft…it obviously states:   ‘I am relevant’
or maybe this…

DING DING DING!!! I think we have a winner! The perfect combination of bitchiness, anger and wistfulness all wrapped up into a little memento you’ll have forever, Nikki. If this is really it, we may never know… or we may just have to wait a few weeks till it heals and can be seen perfectly by the paparazzi lenses.

Call us if you want to reveal it exclusively on LTT!
Themoonisdown

So what’s your guess? What is Nikki Reed’s tattoo? A saying, an image, a dolphin jumping through a rainbow hoop with Rob riding on it’s back? Weigh in on your guess in the comments

BIG THANKS to the funny ladies who made me laugh enough to post this email! I’ve got an appointment to get a tattoo of you guys on my bicep right next to my Stephenie Meyer autograph tattoo! Follow these ladies: @proselyte3, @obird, @tiffanized, @brookelockart, @veryemerald, @too_far_gone, @pinkfluffgirl, @calliopeblabs

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  • JodieO

    Poor Nikki!

    Jeesh, at least she smiles from time to time!

    • TeamSeth

      OOH BURN!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      thank god someone does, right?

  • http://notanaddikt.blogspot.com Bella_NaA

    “Robsten schmobsten. Nikkert 4eva!”

    (Ha, nikkert sounds like some kind of swearword… fortunately, I get to hide behind my foreign ignorance)

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Nickert makes me think of knickers. Which is weird given I don’t use the word knickers. It’s not part of my local vernacular.

      But that makes me wonder, in places that call shorts knickers, would “jickers” be a more appropriate term for them in lieu of “jorts”?

      • TeamSeth

        I always thought knickers were panties? And now I’m thinking of how painful denim underwear would be. ow.

        • TeamJacobEdward

          *shrugs* When BNA said Nickert, I had to look up knickers because that’s what my mind leaped to and my dictionary.com app said;

          knickers [nik-erz] -plural noun loose-fitting short trousers gathered at the knee
          (wow lots of definitions today)
          …And then said something about the phrase of getting ones knickers in a bunch.

          Say, isn’t there a pro basketball team called the knicks? I always thought the knicks were named after the word knickers cause it sounds similar. If they were and knickers actually refers to underwear… That would be a freaking hilarious name for a sports team.

          Sorry for the tangent, my mind wanders a lot.

          And yes, jean underwear does not sound pleasant.

          • TeamSeth

            Huh, this is making sense. Wait, did Edward wear knickers in that Anne of Green Gables flashback?!

            Okay, and I googled why they’re called the Knicks. So much win on LTT today! Here we go:
            The Knicks’ official name back in the day was the New York Knickerbockers.

            The term “Knickerbockers” traces its origin back to the Dutch settlers who came to the New World and especially to what is now New York in the 1600s. Specifically, it refers to the style of pants the settlers wore: pants that rolled up just below the knee, which became known as “Knickerbockers,” or “knickers”.

          • TeamJacobEdward

            @TS: I know I will now forever want to yell “knickers” when watching that Anne of Green Gables scene in NM.
            Thank you for the added entertainment you’ve given me. :D

          • TeamSeth

            hehe

          • TeamSeth

            In the leghitch scene, I may yell “Knickerblocker” (play on words and such)

          • TeamJacobEdward

            @TS:
            ROFLMAO! “Knickerblocker” FTW! That is now officially my new favorite word! <3 it

            Oh Edward, you knickerblocker.

  • toooldforthis

    I guess I’m too old to know what the “shocker symbol” was, so I googled it.

    That was a nice discovery at 8:00 a.m. while drinking my coffee.

    Ahhh, LTT – always informative. :)

    • alisheeba

      Glad I’m not the only one who had NO idea what a shocker symbol was, I did the same thing!

    • Brooke Lockart

      I did say two in the pink, one in the stink. That didn’t help? Heehee

      • toooldforthis

        Not really. My mind is innocent, you know ;)

      • Stacey

        Ha ha! So funny!!!

      • Alice_NaA

        It troubles me that of all thing I have to google around here, that wasn’t one of it.

      • HowToBe

        No. No? No! You’ve corrupted my virtue worse than if Edward’s would have been had he have given in and ran with the leghitch.
        I did NOT know that.

    • Midnight_Cyn

      Please enlighten us…(me)..:)

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        Let this one go, Cyn, trust me.

        • Midnight_Cyn

          Ok…thanks. NCN..will do! :)

          • JodieO

            Yeah, I’m not sure even I’d want to explain this one.. then again, I also had to google it.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      hahahaha im so sorry you looked that up! what an awful surprise!

      • WakeUpDead25

        At first I thought you meant the David Bowie “shock symbol” and that you guys just called “shocker” by mistake. But then I googled it, and now can’t erase the mental image. Eew.

  • Edible Art ?

    Been there done that – GENIUS

  • Stacey

    I just…wow…loved that. Now I am picturing her in her flock o’birds (kind of liked the feathers. Hiding my head under a pillow) premiere dress with a giant Rob on her arm. Nothing says classy like a giant Rob head tattoo.

    I do think that maybe she should have waited for the tattoo, until Breaking Dawn wrapped. Can you imagine the amount of the white spackle they use on the actors needed to cover it? I’m going to be distracted the whole movie playing “spot the tat”. Instead, of enjoying Taylor wack her in the head with a bowl, I’ll be doing that. Oh Miss Reed, why are spoiling all my fun.

    • Stacey

      Yikes a thumbsdown! Was it b/c the dress comment or the white kabuki makeup or could it be getting hit in the head with the dog bowl? Hmm…so many thumbsdowning options.

      Honestly, I like Nikki Reed. Would we be best buddies? Who knows, cause I’ve never met her and probably won’t. Will I good naturely “tease” her like the rest of the cast? Absolutely. If my boy, Rob isn’t off limits, then nobody is! That’s one of the best things about this site is that you can joke around and it isn’t meant to be mean.

      Why is it that everytime I get a thumbsdown, I feel like I need to explain myself? God, I am so sensitive or pregna…oh crap.

      • rpisthenewps

        I thumbs-upped you! I was thinking the same thing ‘Can’t you wait for your tat until AFTER BD films??’ Maybe the people who thumbs-downed you just really love tattoos. I have nothing against tattoos, but have noticed that people who have them defend them really hard!

      • TeamSeth

        :: hugs :: :: hands you a sippy cup of blood :: er, wait…

      • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

        wow this is exactly what i was about to say…

        “Honestly, I like Nikki Reed. Would we be best buddies? Who knows, cause I’ve never met her and probably won’t. Will I good naturely “tease” her like the rest of the cast? Absolutely. If my boy, Rob isn’t off limits, then nobody is! That’s one of the best things about this site is that you can joke around and it isn’t meant to be mean. “

  • TeamJacobEdward

    Maybe
    “RobSten: been there, done both”

    or

    She stole the “Fake Lesbians” design from the LTT/LTR store.

    That’s all I’ve got before my morning coffee.

    • snowwhitedrifted

      oooh, I can sue her for copyright infringement!

      • Stacey

        Go get her!!!

        Oh BTW the 80 year old ADT tech that installed the alarm system on the new house loved my Big Daddy LTT teeshirt. That are he was using it as an excuse to check out my boobs. Eww. So if we take it innocently, that’s the pediatrician and an 80 year old Italian ADT tech that loves your shirt designs! I meant that as a compliment!

        • snowwhitedrifted

          LOL. that’s awesome, but the truth is your first instinct was right. They’re just checking out your boobs.

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  • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

    Ooh, this is all too harsh for me.

    • Stacey

      All this harshness, is strangely making me feel very zen. Ahh…that and laughter is making me relaxed enough when my toddler starts screaming uncontrollably after getting shots, I’ll only be thinking about Nikki’s tattoos. See, zen! Thanks ladies!!!

    • Midnight_Cyn

      ME TOO..especially b4 at least 2 pots of coffee!!

  • SarahG

    THE SHOCKER!!!!! Hahaha that is so win for today. I’m still dying over that, and I read this post an hour ago!
    My vote is for a “tramp stamp” that says “Cougarita-it’s five o’clock somewhere” (since we all know she’s bff with Cathy Hardi and is probably trying to find a way to help her leak the Robsten audition tape). Thanks for the Tuesday funnies ladies! :)

    • Stacey

      Bringing up my favorite cougar, reminded me that when I was watching Eclipse this weekend, that I kept thinking how Cathy would of directed the leg hitch scene. I have a feeling if she did it, the filming would be a bit “uncomfortable”.

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Why do I have this feeling that Cathy would have made Rob do a trial run of leg hitch with her first?
        (cameras rolling of course)

        • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

          she would have cleared the set and shot the whole thing herself on her personal handycam… for later reviewings. a lot of viewings.

    • SarahG

      Is someone just going through all of these comments and thumbs-downing people? I HATE thumbs-downs!

      In the words of Bonquiqui: “Girl, I will CUT you!”

  • rpisthenewps

    Hey Stephanie, just wondering if you’ve noticed that nobody has mentioned that unfinished piece of business for a at least 3 or 4 days now. Pretty soon it will be like it never existed, I promise.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      you’ll be getting posts very soon. as in friday. there is over 4 hours of material to work through, that had to wait on eclipse to come out, then each audio clip has to be approved. trust me it has not been forgotten. it’s being worked on by a ton of worker bees (the site owners) who have full time jobs. we definitely have NOT forgotten!

      be on the look out friday

      • rpisthenewps

        Actually, I was thinking more of Midnight Sun when I said unfinished business, but Yaaaaaay! Stephanie Interview! I’ll take it!

  • obird

    Oh, Nikki Reed we love you…we really do. In the wise words of EastFriend this is us “loving you through it”.

    :)

  • Proselyte3

    Loquats…omg, yes.

    And this…
    “The perfect combination of bitchiness, anger and wistfulness…” can I use this as my new twitter bio???

    • obird

      Yes, DO IT!!! :)

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      please do!

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Off topic (cuz I really don’t care about Nikki’s tat especially while STILL waiting to hear about the SM (bows again) interview and tired of tapping foot with slight aggravation :) )!
    Has anyone noticed that the actress from those horrible Progressive commercials might just be an LTT’er because in the latest one she references Unicorns & Glitter?? Got me thinkin..yes it did…(and I am extremely bored…watching TOO much TV AND still WAITING. FOR. SM. INTERVIEW!!
    (Luvs ya UC/MOON..but I am needy)

    • Stacey

      That or a super cool Marketing firm. Nope, definitely her idea, because she seems pretty cool. I used to work @ a marketing firm and it was a bunch of old guys, who don’t like to listen, but think they know how to bring it to the kids/ladies. I don’t think they would have understood glitter or unicorns, except as the My Little Pony they picked up for the granddaughter. Oh how I miss work! :0)

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      We’ll probably have something from the interview on Friday, Cyn! And if I end up writing what I plan on writing tomorrow, you’ll enjoy that too:)

      And MR. Choice Calls that Progressive girl “moon” – he thinks they look alike!

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        Thanks UC (and Moon)!!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        OHHH Virtually jumping up & down (can’t really jump b/c body parts would fall off) at the anticipation…!!! UC that news warranted a bright pink Post-it on my laptop!!! Yeah it’s THAT important, I don’t want to forget!! Loves you for that!!

      • Luludee

        Haha, yay! I’ve been thinking that “Flo” reminds me of Moon too! It’s the hair, although Moon obviously does NOT wear a bumpit.

      • WakeUpDead25

        My Hubby has a crush on the Progressive girl. He will be heartbroken if she truly is a Twilight fan. Can’t wait to tell him it’s a possibility!!!

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      Yes, SM interview, please.

    • TeamSeth

      I want this interview post even more than I don’t want SM to finish Midnight Sun.

  • Mania

    Why does everyone in Twi fandom hate Nikki so much? I don´t get it? She did date Paris Latsis which is very gross, but she also wrote 13 with c-hardy when she was a teenager which is quite amazing. so what if she hade some sexing with rob or some fake lesbian love with kstew – I would do both, no doubt! and she is def not the worst actor of the lot, I mean REALLY, kellan, ashley and jackson? you like that brain trust better?

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      I know. It’s hardly fair to Nikki, right? It’s crazy how much hate she gets. It’s 100% because of Robsten fans. B/c she supposedly had something to do with drama between Rob & Kristen early on. Sigh. Still, she’s so fun to make fun of. she makes it really easy!

      Want to write a letter in support of Nikki Reed? Maybe then she’d tattoo YOUR name on her arm! PLEASE DO IT!!! :)

      • Obava

        Nope, UC. My hate for Nikki has absolutely *nothing* to do with KStew or even Rob. I hate her (well, maybe “hate” is too strong of a word) purely because of her self- mostly her attitude, the way she acts, and the way she looks. Oh I also hate her because she is Rosalie- the WORST casting decision in all of Twidom!

        xo obava

        • http://twitter.com/shleeeigh Shleeeigh

          That really was an awful bit of casting, physically she’s so wrong for that part (althought I think she went up a notch in Eclipse), and she blatantly only got it because she’s tight with the Cougar. Technically neither of these things are her fault – but it still irks me, ergo, the fun-making.

          PS: Eclipse for the second time tonight! Woohoo!
          PPS: I got a tattoo last week too – NReed & I must be on a level.

          • Mania

            Thanks for all your replies (not the crazy..). I also think Nikki was not a good casting decision for Rosalie, she was obviously chosen because CH wanted her in somehow. There are 200 million pretty blondes in LA. BUT as someone pointed out – Taytay is a joke as Jacob. (Why not choose a tall, handsome native american instead of “Little hercules”.)
            The thing with the Nikki-hate though is I get the high-schoolfeeling that she is the slutty girl that everyone “likes” in the beginning and after a semester everyone is done with and she tries and tries to get back in the circle but now they´re giving her the cold shoulder? don´t think a guy who acted/acts like Nikki would get even half the hate.
            I don´t know. Can´t write her a love letter, but can´t understand the intensity of the hate either.

          • TeamSeth

            Nikki’s tight? *snickers* (sorry couldn’t resist)

      • Pammy

        Nobody thumbs down UC and gets away with it!

        • Midnight_Cyn

          YOU GOT THAT RIGHT…NOT ON MY WATCH~ :) We are all about the love on this site! :)

      • leo

        It’s not fair to hate her i agree. But i don’t see anyone saying a thing on the irrationnal hate kris got here and on LTR.
        I guess to each his thing.

    • KriSTONER Stewart

      It’s because of KRISTONER Stewart and GAYBERT Pattinson fans are delusional twits. I mean really, to obsess like that about people you hardly know… one would have to be seriously deluded.

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        Would that be more or less deluded than someone spending at least a half hour leaving angry comments on a comedic website?

        • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

          Thumbs down for making sense.

          LOVES you

      • TeamSeth

        Yeah!

      • Chelsea

        ..says the person posing as a cast member…a high cast member too.

        Although this shit would probably be even funnier if you were high… *lights up bubbler*

    • obird

      Awww, I definitely don’t hate the Reed…actually, I kind of like her….especially after Eclipse….homegirl nailed it. It’s all in good fun.

      Cholas 4eva,

      Obird

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        homegirl DID nail it

        • Obava

          Bada bing.

      • Freya

        Cholas por vida!

      • Stacey

        She looked pretty in the flashback scenes. Promise that I’m not kissing up to anyone. I’m just a sucker for period costumes and hair. For instance, I thought confederate Jasper looked pretty too!

        • operarose

          I thought the same! She looked way better in her vintage wear than the awkward modern hairstyle/makeup/clothes they put her in Twilight and NM.

      • operarose

        I liked her in Eclipse too. In fact she does fine in all of the Twilight movies. It’s just her horrendous stylist that ruins it. Not at all her fault. She’s 100% prettier as a brunette.

        • lapushbaby

          Brunettes, hollah!

      • TeamSeth

        Serious! The wedding dress burst through the door was so much win imo

    • Jem

      I’m glad you asked this as I was just about to! I like Nikki, I think she comes across ok in her interviews, seems to actually care about her character and I thought she was great in the flashback eclipse scene. I know some people think that she shouldn’t have been cast as Rosalie cos she isn’t “the most beautiful vampire ever” but I thought the casting choice was quite good. She’s how I imagined Rosalie. Even though rosalie’s always described as amazingly beautiful I think her bitterness kind of taints this and Nikki pulls off the bitch face so well :-) I think tbh better than Julia Jones’ Leah (although the jury’s out on that til BD)… Plus if it’s a weird casting issue, as much as I love Taylor he’s not over 6ft and he does not look 25! He’s a great Jacob but physically doesn’t fit how I imagined… so that’s not really a justified basis for hating Nikki

      Give the girl a break, I kind of cringe every time I read all this harsh stuff about her cos I don’t think anyone else in the cast gets it as bad…and a lot of it’s unjustified…

      Ok here ends my rant for the day *hides*

      p.s. should say that I too had to look up the shocker symbol and the dredges of my innocence that were left over after fanfiction have now gone :-(

      • http://twitter.com/shleeeigh Shleeeigh

        “Even though rosalie’s always described as amazingly beautiful I think her bitterness kind of taints this and Nikki pulls off the bitch face so well.”

        That’s a great point. For me NReed isn’t how I imagined Rosalie AT ALL so that’s the reason she bugs me so much – but that’s not to say she doesn’t do a good job because I think she does bring it in Eclipse.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      i dont hate nikki reed at all. thought she’s great. but jokes are fun. and we make A LOT of fun out ashley kellan and jackson. OH jackson. A LOT. probably way more than nikki reed. it’s not a personal attack on any of them. we’re joking about the stuff people think is true but maybe/probably isn’t like nikki tried to break up robsten, or kellan is a man whore, or jackson is a man whore, or ashley and kellan have a secret love affair.

      • tuesdaymidnight

        Nah, I’m pretty sure Jackson really is a man whore. ;)

      • Jem

        haha yeah I get it (I’m British we kind of major in sarcasm) and I understand that it’s all in good fun here on LTT and that it’s with all the cast not just Nikki.

        I was just curious about the origins cos it’s not just here that there seems to be Nikki-hate, it’s everywhere!!
        And i tend to be a bit oblivious unless things are spelt out for me :-)

        …but I now know it’s something to do with Robsten so I’m keeping out of it :-)

        Love you girls, really :-)
        Jem

        p.s.
        Maybe she’s getting a tattoo of a puppy with a hurt paw saying “Love me please”…. does that not make you feel bad….even a little bit ;-)

    • Robjunkie

      You make a valid point. However, I doubt that anyone here on LTT truly hates Nikki Reed, cause hating someone that you don’t know is dumb. I know there are sectors of the fandom who are that insane, but here on LTT we like to humour ourselves by making fun (cause we love) of the whole twi cast. No sacred cows here.

      • Robjunkie

        Oops, that reply was for Mania.

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        here’s the thing- every day we write LETTERS to someone called “Twilight”….. that right there is enough to consider everything written from that point forward absolutely f*cking insane & crazy

        • leo

          The thing is you and your friends at LTR are really transparent.

          Sorry have never seen you diss Rob the way you do to Nikki or Kristen not even when you try to diss Ashley you never come close to the level of nastyness you write here and on your site about Nikki and especially Kristen.

          I like this girls. For me they are the only thing that made me endure twilight.
          I’m all for humour but when everyone get they share of shit.
          I still remeber when kris was promoting her movie at sundance and all the nasty stuff you wrote everyday and then a couple month later when she was inpacable on the red carpet you wrote some shit to say how tired you were that she getting some good press. That was really some great sense of humour.

          Don’t take people for fools. At least own what you write. Stop pretending. Is ok to talk shit about people. But own it.

    • Twi Mom (not like on “O”)

      I just glanced through the comments so this might have already been said. In our defense we don’t just make fun of Nikki. Everything about the series is joked about and brought down to a level that is “Normal”. We just joke about things that might not be true, but are very possible.

      She might think that reverse psychology will work on Rob like SM. Her tat says “Robsten 4eva!!” and it has a portrait similar to one of those awful Isle Esme fan paintings.

  • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

    Love you girls.

    • Libby

      “I promise to love you every moment of forever”

      • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

        AND I promise to HATE UC & Moon forever, high atop my colassal camel, ya’ll

        EAP, Ole

  • blair

    wow, some of these ppl r really bi!tchY! y r u all so mean to nikki, she’s not a whore or hoe and she doesn’t sleep with random men, and someone suggested incest? can’t she just have a tattoo without all these nut jobs assuming something crazy?

    • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

      We don’t assume it’s something crazy. We know it’s probably a dolphin or Mickey Mouse or something normal and regrettable. I doubt any of us actually thing she has a picture of Rob with “Been There Done That” tattooed on her person. It’s sarcasm.

      From the page, “How to Tell if Someone Is Being Sarcastic”: Also try having the sarcastic person give a signal letting you know they are being sarcastic. Example: have them say “Ding!” everytime they make a sarcastic comment.

      Ding.

      • obird

        WINNER!!! This is why I love you.

      • natashadushi

        @Tiff…I cried my eyelashes oud laughing! Spot on! I had to think of the song ” disco inferno” performed by Donkey/Eddy Murphy in Shrek BURN baby BURN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5uTL1O0bDI

    • Alice_NaA

      Aw don’t people always make the most of fun of the people they love most? Because they know they’ll understand and see the humor of it. The people I’m always super super friendly to, are the ones I don’t really care about that much.

      • Stacey

        I agree! I love my husband, but I do not hesitate to make fun of him constantl, on this very site. (which he kind of knows about and is kind of super proud) Honestly, these actors should be honored if I only made fun of them as much as the hubby, cause that’s true love there!

        Let’s also give these actors some credit. I bet they have a healthy self esteem and a good sense of humor! They aren’t delicate flowers that needs to be protected. You have to have a pretty thick skin to be in the acting profession. Says the girl who was just crying into her daughter’s tuna fish, b/c the cat was looking at her the wrong way!

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      <<<– REALLY Bitchy! And Spelled out, correctly,….I think. Freya, did I spell Bitchy right?

      PS Thumbs down to me for stating the obvious

      • Freya

        You spelled “bitchy” just perfectly, my darling. *hugs* and *hate*!

    • Robjunkie

      Y’know, sometimes I just wanna take everybody who can’t take a joke and hug them, pat them on the back and tell them it’s gonna be allright. Or slap them. One of those things.

    • same

      It’s called “sense of humor”. Find a fiver and go buy one. Seriously, life’s better that way.

      • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

        preach same and robjunkie. it’s gonna be alright folks! it’s gonna be aaaalllllrrrriiiight. here’s a cookie. we dont hate anyone.

  • JustGoWithIt

    Making fun is soooooo not the same as hating on. I would love to know the early/late/in-between Robsten details and dramas. Dating boy Paris of Paris & Paris is gross though (not hating on Nikki, I’m sure she had her reasons), although I guess not as gross as dating girl Paris. Dating anyone who was serious with Paris Hilton is gross, or ever touched Paris Hilton really. I remember there was a girl in my high school that was the gross maker like her, and nearly every guy I knew had done something with her. I guess I should be more open-minded/legged? I do really enjoy tales of sluttery.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      “tales of sluttery” after yesterday’s ltr post using “ho baggish” i didnt know i’d have a new favorite word so quickly!!

  • NikkiREEDrocksMySocks

    You’re forgetting one key fact here. Nikki and her brother Nathan got a matching tattoo so the chances of it being twilighted related is highly unlikely. Use your brains you morons!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      I didn’t even think of that…..

      • same

        Hey, maybe you could add a field to the Leave a comment section, like, by clicking here you certify that you have a sense of humor, understand the concept of sarcasm and are mature enough not to take everything at face value. Yeah, that would fit next to a check box.

        • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

          GOOD idea… we actually have been working on a new comment system which will allow me to put a little message warning people about S-A-R-C-A-S-M but we can’t get it to work- I’m LOOKING AT YOU INTENSE DEBATE!

          • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

            someone gave intense debate the thumbs down. obviously. i hope this shows up in their google alerts or whatever social media tool they’re using to find their name. HI INTENSE DEBATE! fix your commenting system! kthxbai

    • Brooke Lockart

      The shocker isn’t the least bit twi-related, so must have been using my brain cells somewhere in my response. Yay me!

    • Freya

      Maybe he’s a unicorn…

    • MeteorMuse

      Damn it how did I miss that it was so obvious! My brain might have been distracted enjoying the sarcasm and hyperbole. Whoops.

      • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

        I wish I could give you a second thumbs up just for using the word “hyperbole”.

    • operarose

      Maybe they got something masculine like the wolfpack tattoo. They tattooed jorts on themselves, perhaps…

    • Midnight_Cyn

      Pardon me? I am the only one on this site that mayhaps qualifies as a moron due to lack of brain power but at least I am still smart enough to know that this blog is NOT about haters AND IS about making fun of ALL things TWI-RELATED…ITS NOT PERSONAL…Its sarcasm….be nice or go away…

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        I love you Cyndi:)

        • Midnight_Cyn

          AWWW UC…feeling the love..can we get matching tats?? Making another post it! XO

      • JodieO

        If you call yourself a moron or half-wit one more time I’m going to have to come over there and give you the what’s what, Missy!

        • Midnight_Cyn

          Gonna give me what’s what??? Ohh sounding kinda kinky there Jodie!!! Dare ya!!! :) xo

          Come on, lets face it..my brain is like a light bulb with the dimmer switch set to low, but hell if I can accept it, laugh at it then why can’t people with full wattage understand that LTT has been, will always be, THE place to come to have fun, laugh, joke and be sarcastic! It continues to amaze me that ppl take this all so seriously!
          IT. ALL . BEGINS . WITH . A . CHOICE:
          Stay and enjoy the fun or leave and take your negativity with you…simple!

          • JodieO

            Because even brain damaged you are smarter and wittier than 3/4 of the population. I’d give you an example, but all you have to do is read some of the comments today! Your accident didn’t even bring you down to average!

            PS: HUGS! I love seeing you here again. =)

          • TeamSeth

            This! (@jodieO’s comment)

          • Stacey

            You are a win! :0)

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      I like you. I also like getting schooled. Let’s HATE UC and MOON together. Those bitches suck balls and your socks that evidentually rock.

    • irishpixie82

      hahahahahahhahashutthefuckup

  • Jamie

    Um, how come no one has suggested the Cullen Crest?!? That’s obv. the correct answer. With the ever stylish rose with thorns spiraling around it.

  • KriSTONER Stewart

    Robsten fans hate on Nikki for a number of reasons:

    1. She doesn’t look like a stoned cheerleader with a loose jaw like Kristen Stewart
    2. She’s very intelligent
    3. She can actually act
    4. She’s not a slut like KriSTONER Stewart who cheated Micheal Arrangio to be with GAYBERT Pattinson
    5. She doesn’t do pot nor smoke like KriSTONER Stewart
    6. Nikki has finesse unlike Kristoner Stewart who has the manners of a chimpanzee
    7. She’s way more beautiful
    and the list goes on and on….

    • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

      Have you been here before? No one escapes the snark–not Kristen, not Rob, not even Stephenie and we actually like her. Why would Nikki be the exception to that rule, Paris?

    • Obava

      Dear KriSTONER-
      You seem to have some self-esteem issues. Where did all this self-hate come from? There are hotline operators waiting now to help you find the help you need.

      xo obava

      PS Who is this “Micheal Arrangio” of which you speak?

    • Alice_NaA

      I can only feel sorry for you for the fact that the people you usually entertain with your insightful comments need caps to understand name contractions.

    • fangbanger

      PEREZ?!?! Go back to drawing white dribbles on people’s faces. It’s your true talent. :)

    • Brooke Lockart

      Oh honey… Come put your head on my shoulder. This is all in fun. I don’t hate nikki reed. In fact I kinda feel bad for her. She got the Rob shaft. I mean got shafted by rob and Kristen. And survey says Nikki was lighting up along side Kristen and Michael. They were fake lesbians, did not separate, did EVERYTHING together. All tokers!

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        Rob shaft then shafted by Rob. Beautiful

        • Proselyte3

          I wish Rob would give me the shaft…perhaps this is where my misguided ‘hate’ stems from???

          That, or it’s …gasp! Humor? Sarcasm? Sigh.

          What is that quote again…’irony is wasted on the stupid….?’ Wait, what?

        • WakeUpDead25

          aaahhh! the SHAFT is back! still hating that word…

    • Libby

      have you ever read any of the letters on this blog before???

      Just in case:

      Main Entry: sar·casm
      Function: noun
      1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
      2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

      love, (that is sarcarsm)
      me.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      Thumbs up for counting correctly and using GAYBert twice. I also so GAYfron, and my BFF’s ex is GAYvid and there is also GAYlor. You should be my new BFF.

      Thumbs down to me for not being able to write GAY Ron in a way that goes along with this joke.

    • Robjunkie

      Oh KriSTONER. No. Just no.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      omg GAYBERT and KRISTONER!!!?? im in love!! but what about the name Robsten?! will be become “GAYSTONER?”

      love this soooo much.

  • Wtf?

    I say something rude about Kristoner Stewart and Gaybert Pattinson and my comment gets deleted? Then why the hell aren’t you deleting all these nasty comments about Nikki huh?

    Yeah real f ucking nice site you got here. Get a f uking life you f uking lowlife. Stop spreading rumours about Nikki Reed if you don’t want to angry comments from her fans. Just go back to your little Robsten bubble and leave Nikki alone you f uking psycho!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      well sweetie no need to get your panties in a jumble…. anytime you comment on a blog for the first time, your comment goes into moderation.

      also: it’s “fucking” not “fuking”

      Running back to my Robsten Bubble

      • http://cantgoogleeverything.blogspot.com Rachel B

        I think her tattoo is a heart with a shield. The shield has 7 sides for all the Cullen’s (Bella doesnt count) and it says “Guard and protect my heart”

        • http://cantgoogleeverything.blogspot.com Rachel B

          oops that comment was supposed to go at the bottom like a normal comment, not a reply! oh well. comment fail.

        • TeamSeth

          Super <3 for "bella doesn't count"

      • Pammy

        U tell her girl!

      • WakeUpDead25

        FYI: It’s hard to bitch and spell at the same time. :)

    • JodieO

      WTF? You must be new. We are equal opportunity maker-funner-ofers.

      Besides, everyone knows that UC is a nonsten devil. It’s been all over the internets.

    • Midnight_Cyn

      WINS the award for using the F word the most in one comment..personally I wouldn’t mind if UC/MOON blocked comments that use the F word (even when you spell it incorrectly)!

      Ding!

    • Stacey

      Let me figure this out, because I’m a little slow today. But it’s okay to say mean things about people you don’t like, but it’s not okay to make jokes about people that you like. Even though it’s good natured joking about ALL of them.

      Alrighty then, note to self, do not make jokes about Michael Welch. Even though it’s not mean spirited. Leave that boy and his special diner dance alone. I feel better now that I have your rules straight.

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        Special diner dance = awesome.

    • TeamSeth

      It’s so much win that replying to you enables us to use “wtf?” as a form of address.

      • Nelle

        LOL Team Seth. “Dear wtf” is such win!!

  • fangbanger

    As the actuallized prezidant of Nicki Reed’s fanclub, I’m a pauled.

    WHO DAIRE EWE?!?!

    • fangbanger

      It hurt me to type that, btw.

      But I do love Nikki. I also love Rob, but I’m still certain he smells… yucky.

      It’s all in good fun! :)

    • Stacey

      You make me smile! Hee hee!

    • Midnight_Cyn

      OHHHHH Fangy…you made me hurt myself laughing so hard… :) <3

    • natashadushi

      Mwahahahahaha ” prezidant of Nicki Reed’s fanclub” Plse UC and Moon I beg you to make a t-shirt of this!!! Can’t stop laughing, my kids are going to wake up bc of my LOLS (it’s almost midnight now in Holland….)

  • Stitchcat

    Poor Nikki does get so much hate. I really liked her in Eclipse, she did well but you have to admit the eyebrows were a little . . distracting? As for her tattoo, I think it was “You are worth it” to remind herself that Jackson was a better lay than Rob.

    • Penguins. Lovely.

      I found her eyebrows and wig to be very distacting in Eclipse. I actually liked her hair the best when it was bleached in Twilight.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      ““You are worth it” to remind herself that Jackson was a better lay than Rob.”

      HHAHAHAHAAH amazing.

      also i really liked her crazyass in eclipse. i need to see that extended royce/crazy bride scene like yesterday. so good.

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  • http://www.mercurialmary.com mercurialmary

    did someone already say the tattoo could have been “bros before hoes” ?

    • TeamSeth

      OMG comment of the day!

  • http://twitter.com/JMaht Jax

    ZOMG TEH DRAMAZ!

    I haven’t commented in a long time but I am so enjoying the Nikki fans that I felt I had to come back out of lurkdom. Have they been here before? Have they enjoyed the occasional Kristen Stewart bashing if they heart Nikki so much?

    I think Nikki Reed is pretty talented. I loved “Thirteen” in all its disturbing glory. I wasn’t crazy about her as Rosalie (then again, how do you cast “the most beautiful woman in the world?”) but thought she was great in Eclipse. She seems to treat the fans well, and I’m 99% sure my husband would bang her if he could, so she has that going for her.

    But yes she is insanely easy to make fun of… as are most of the cast, which is kind of why these sites exist in the first place.

    Lastly, “Gaybert” sounds like Dilbert’s flambouyant club-hopping cousin. Just saying.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      gaybert really loves trance music and tripping out on e in weho! gaybert is probably a twink.

    • Delilah439

      No I think Gaybert is the proper name of Bert, as in the Ernie & Bert sesame street duo. ’cause taking bubble baths together still leaves some sexuality confusion, so they cleared it up by naming him Gaybert.

  • Richia

    Thank God for people finally standing up for Nikki Reed. I mean the hate is just unwarranted. She is a bomb actress,she worked it in Eclipse,and actually has personality,unlike someone who shall not be mentioned.Not to mention she’s hot!I love Nikki Reed even if everybody else doesn’t.

    • Robjunkie

      Um, what’s a bomb actress? Can she, like, only act if a bomb is placed in front of her? Is that how directors coax a performance out of her?

  • Moonbeam

    Wow. I come here every day for laughs but this isn’t funny. This is just mean and disgusting for the sake of being mean and disgusting.

    Did someone different write this? Maybe the site was hacked?

    • JodieO

      Dakota Fanning is the guest author today. The Volturi work in mysterious ways.

      • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

        LIKES

      • TeamSeth

        and they don’t give second chances.

      • Moonbeam

        Dakota knows how to use computers? Who let an educated teenage girl into Twilight anyway? We have standards here.

        • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

          i’m so confused

          • JodieO

            Me too! Who let us in here?

      • Midnight_Cyn

        JodieO…your killing me today…who knew laughter could be so painful… :)

      • natashadushi

        HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…I don’t have any eyelashes left because I laughed/cried so much…… This is EPIC!!!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      it’s amazing how anyone can read LTT regularly and then be SHOCKED if we say some things that are… SHOCKING… We’re not PC- never have been, never will be. We offend people on a daily basis. We offend ourselves some time cause we say things HERE that we’d never say in “real life”

      If you want a vanilla site, there are plenty out there- the only thing we promise is that we’ll never be like that

      • Midnight_Cyn

        AMEN to that!

      • Chelsea

        AMEN!

      • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

        Thumbs down for needing to explain this.

      • obird

        Wow…and I thought this was a pretty tame post. I love you guys. :0)

      • TeamSeth

        It’s normal that when i scanned over this comment of yours I read, “it’s amazing how anyone can read LTT regularly and then not know what SHOCKER is.”, right?

      • snowwhitedrifted

        I’m an old twi-mom, “RPatz” lovin’ sayin’, cougarita drinkin’, fake krisbian and I like it here.
        F Vanilla!

      • Moonbeam

        I’d hardly call it “shocking.” You’ll have to work harder if that’s what you’re going for. ;)

      • LoveSpelledBackwards

        Could this be more fun? Highly doubtful. Cheers!

      • MidnightCougar

        As I read this comment UC, I was thinking the exact same thing! I read LTT & LTR because I love your’s & Moon’s interesting style of writing – if it wasn’t what it is, I probably wouldn’t be such a avid visitor to your sites. If people find LTT or LTR posts offensive then for FUCKS SAKES, don’t read them! DUH! It’s not like we are forced to visit your sites everyday, several times a day, to read the daily posts & follow-up comments! GROW UP PEOPLE! Relax & enjoy life…believe me at 40, life is too short to sweat the Bullshit! Peace LTT & LTR readers! & let Moon & UC continue to do the great job they do everyday because I for one enjoy their sarcastic honesty!

        • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

          I like you Midnight Cougar. Cause you ‘get’ it :)

          • MidnightCougar

            Thanks UC, you gals keep up the great work; & feel free to share my post because some of your readers need a UC & Moon reality check!

    • MrsKowski

      Shocked? really? Are you sure it’s THIS site you read everyday?

  • tuesdaymidnight

    Oooh! The claws are out! *gets popcorn*

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Pass some of that over here please. *grabs handful of popcorn* Thanks. :)

      I am LOVING the fellow LTTers right now more than ever. Their comebacks are sooo WIN. It’s been one laugh rolled into another into another.

      Which is why I have pledged my eternal love to the LTT girls…

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        i love popcorn- send some my way!

      • TeamJacobEdward

        (fake lesbian love of course)

        Here you go UC *passes popcorn* I’ll go make some more…

        • kristen’s bestie

          Can you share that popcorn with me? I’ve got the Milk Duds!

          • TeamJacobEdward

            Of course!!

            Ooo! Milk Duds! Sweet! Yum…

      • Stacey

        That’s a win lady!

        I love you all funny girls and unicorns! Oh great, I’m crying again. At least it’s happy tears.

        • TeamJacobEdward

          Yes! Of course! How could I have forgotten to mention the boys! I love me those unicorn boys!

          :X

    • Twi Mom (not like on “O”)

      The popcorn sounds great but, I might need some of Buttcrack’s little bottles to get though these comments from people that obv. don’t read LTT very much. Anyone who wants one let me know!! (Waving none existent bottle in front of screen to temp you all)

      • TeamJacobEdward

        *raises hands*

        Right here! I’ll have me a couple. They’re not just for the kids, you know. Adults love those little bottles too.

        We need to have a real LTT party, with actual little bottles and everything. (haters not included, but laughing about them is)

        • Twi Mom (not like on “O”)

          Here you go.

          • TeamJacobEdward

            Cheers! Here’s to Buttcrack Santa always a safe subject to crack jokes about.

    • eatmyjorts

      What? I have a busy day at work, read this post with 14 comments, come back & find this chaos? Nooooooooooooooooooo. I should have been here to kindly slap the silly out of all those who have taken this too seriously….Off to read & laugh at the rest now.

      P.S. I think Nikki should have tatt of a heart with an arrow through it, with NR on one side & a space on the other side that she can draw in current initials with Sharpie. Just saying.

      • TeamSeth

        Sharpie? I was thinking more along the lines of Magic Marker.

        • tuesdaymidnight

          Zing!

  • http://tiffanized.wordpress.com tiffanized

    I’m glad I’m not the only person who learned what The Shocker was from LTT, although I learned it last year so this is not the first time we talked about it.

  • Penguins. Lovely.

    Well, this is my first comment after following LTT religiously for several months now. :)

    I think hating on Nikki is pretty hilarious. She is a decent actress on the Twilight spectrum, but I don’t really like her much because I hated Thirteen.

    Getting tattoos last week must have been the thing to do because I got one too. :)

    PS- Am I the only one on the planet who doesn’t have Twitter?

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      the ONLY one! no twitter!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!???

      :) jk. stay away. it’s addicting

      • Penguins. Lovely.

        I think certain people need to lighten up on here. If they’ve even read posts from the last week they’d know without a doubt that the post was all sarcastic. 99% of the posts on here are sarcastic…some in a serious kind of way (if that is possible).

        • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

          some days certain posts offend people who laugh at the sarcasm or questionable making-fun-of-people any other day. it’s been happening since 12/8/08 :) we’re used to it.

          it always seems to come out of nowhere though… like this is the millionth time we’ve talked about Nikki Reed having STDs.. i mean.. come on! she banged Paris Lastis… she knew what she was getting into

    • kristen’s bestie

      Nope, UC, Penguins is not alone. I don’t use Twitter either. I barely have time to work in between reading LTT/LTR, how could I ever fit in Twitter?

      Today is an especially bad day, for example, the letter was great as usual, but the comments have been highly entertaining, therefore little work has been done.

    • TeamJacobEdward

      I still am a Twitter virgin too. See? *hols up official twitter v-card* And this v-card was not mistakenly issued like my fanfic one was.

    • Stacey

      You should sign up. It’s addicting! I was never going to do it, but Snowwhitedrifted told me about it and I have been obsessively using it ever since. Maybe, not so good because for some bizarre reason I decided to “tweet” everything Billy Burke did on that new TNT show. Also, I know now that Peter Facinelli is filming a movie in RI. Now I have to physically restrain myself from packing up the kids and driving 15 minutes to look for him. That’s normal right? Ohh there goes those crickets again.

      Yeah you should definately sign up for Twitter!

      • snowwhitedrifted

        @Penguins. Lovely Do it Do it, Moon and UC got me on twitter and I dragged @Stacey down the dark spiral with me.
        #twitterPusher

        • Stacey

          Definitely, @Penguins! Just do it! I am always on it @staceleo. Probably, cause the kids are napping and I might be bored and or I’m ignoring my husband and his constant talk of loving the Yankees. (Is baseball season OVER yet?)

          • Keisha

            Is your husband sad today with the passing of George?

          • Stacey

            It’s gonna be a sad night in the Leonardo household. First a Yankees game or rerun of one, then moving on to the Seinfeld dvds when George worked for the Yankees. Which we will watch until he falls asleep on the couch. Wait a sec…Wipeout might be on tonight, so he’ll be flipping between several things. I am already sad for me, it’s going to be a LONG night.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      HI ya doin! Love you and Penguins and that line about Penguins.

    • WakeUpDead25

      Penguins:
      Don’t worry I don’t have Twitter either, and I don’t have Facebook.

      *goes to hide in a corner in shame*

  • teamsookie

    I know…sigh…it’s days like these I just stay away from the site. I understand sarcasm fully..but cyber-bullying by any other name still stinks :(

    shame on you

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      oh sigh… no energy to even respond. Moon? Take this one?
      :)

      • Chelsea

        I’ll handle this UC.

        Dear teamsookie or teamSOOKEH! as I will forever refer to you in my head,

        Really? I mean, really? This *points at laptop* is not cyber-bullying. This, is sarcasm.

        “Cyber-bullying is when a child is tormented, threatened, harassed, humiliated, embarrassed or targeted by another child using the Internet, mobile phone, or other type of digital technology…

        If it is an adult, it is not considered cyberbullying and is called cyber-harassment or cyberstalking and is a very serious crime.”

        We’re hardened criminals. Grrr.

        • delilah439

          Nikita can handle it, she’s a big girl. And if it gets serious, she WILL CUTABITCH. believe.

    • JodieO

      Sigh. UC even did a PSA on cyber bullying over on LTR back in March. They should know better. For shame.

    • same

      Your gross abuse of the term not only insults this site, it belittles those who’ve actually suffered it. Go away and stay there.
      Dang it, someone get this tweed off of me! What do I do to lighten up… Oh yeah 10 Things quote…remove head from sphincter, then post!

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        Awww, come on. Just b/c Teamsookie misused the term “cyberbullying” doesn’t mean she should LEAVE. Don’t leave. For real. I’m not being sarcastic here (no ding).
        Seriously, this wasn’t my favorite post and I said so, but I hope that doesn’t mean I’m being shown the door!
        That said, there is a lot of funny going on here in the comments – too much fun to miss!

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          p.s. We had better start being nice to each other! Mom (SM) is watching and if we don’t knock it off she’ll never give us that new toy we’re all dying to have (MS).

          • same

            I hear you, I hear you. Grumble, grumble. What can I say, that comment hit a nerve…some people actually have suffered…
            I’ll recover my sense of humor..I’ll go read some older LTT!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      if we’ve cyber bullied nikki reed than we should probably be hauled in for sexually harassing rob as well… and why not through the whole cast in there and we can go to jail forever.

      but i do have a great case for being twitter bullied so HA!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        As long as we are all in the same jail..can wear LTT approved purple logo jumpsuits (snowwhitedrifted, please get right on that) and movie night is always Twilight related..count me in… :)

  • operarose

    I bet she got her eyebrows from Eclipse permanently tattooed. Would hate to lose those bad boys.

    Or, this (her brother got one on his arm, she got the other on her arm… probably the “stupid lamb” one) http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_M21-q1qmSDo/SlX10bUZqyI/AAAAAAAADqA/wqhpByF9sRU/s400/twilight-15.jpg

    • operarose

      P.S. I believe a re-post of the definition of “sarcasm” may be in order today. Also maybe a definition of “loquats” because I have no idea what that is.

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        I love you. and I know WHY everyone keeps talking about loquats (two words Rob+Sten) but I still haven’t’ cared enough to google WHAT a loquat is

        • operarose

          thank you. Just googled it (I know, soo not a fan for never having heard of this). That is so so so funny. Maybe I will bake one for my fiance. And I’ll set a bearskin rug up in front of a fireplace for afterwards… see how nicely LTT enhances my life?

          P.S. I love you too.

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          I googled it (you’d think I’d have better things to do…). Looks kind of like a kumquat.

          • snowwhitedrifted

            kumquats are the adult version of loquats.

          • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

            is that sentence in Chinese? Cause I didn’t understand any of it

      • Penguins. Lovely.

        Loquat (lo·quat)
        noun

        A small evergreen tree native to China and Japan, having fragrant white flowers and pear-shaped yellow fruit with large seeds.

        • Luludee

          I am still confused as to how loquats relate to Twilight/Rob/Kristen, etc. etc. :-/

          How did I miss this? I read this site every day!!

          • purplescool

            Apparently, Kristen has a loquat tree in her yard and she made some pies or tarts for the press and her co-stars. Rob then commented in an interview that it was one of the best things he’s ever tasted – which is how loquats are now related to Kristen/Rob/Twilight.

          • Luludee

            A-ha. I understand and see the comedic potential now.

            Thanks for ‘splain’n purplescool!

      • Libby

        Main Entry: sar·casm
        Function: noun
        1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
        2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

        p.s. and I have loquats in my backyard. They grow freely here in my country, if you dont cut them, they get a really stinky smell, like something acid-metal. *winks*

  • Moonbeam

    Well looking through the comments I see the site wasn’t hacked. That’s too bad. I know it’s sometimes hard to come up with new things to write about, but you guys are usually more creative than this.

    Reading this post feels like going to see a comedian who, upon running out of material, just desperately resorts to screaming vulgarities at the audience to try to get a laugh.

    I’ll be back tomorrow for more creative twi-obsessed comedy from you two. But count me among your loyal readers who would rather not see this type of thing again.

    • snowwhitedrifted

      Wow, riding the moral high horse is Tweed Serious.

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        • http://twitter.com/Jayde17 Jayde

          A picture is worth a thusand words.
          And you totally just almost made me literally laugh out loud… it’s 4.20am here.

        • Stacey

          So pretty, so dressed like a grandpa. That’s some SERIOUS tweed serious going on!

          • rpisthenewps

            I should be thoroughly repulsed but those grandpa clothes are smoking hot.

    • Robjunkie

      Or maybe just don’t come back tomorrow, Moonbeam. How’s the view from that high horse of yours?

      • Moonbeam

        A lot lower than the one you’re sitting on, apparently. ;)

        I just didn’t like the way it read. At first, it read like hate. (I was being sarcastic with the “hacker” thing… but apparently sarcasm only works on supportive posts.)

        And then, once I realized it was being defended, I went back and read it again and TRIED to get it… but it didn’t make me laugh. So I said so. And I said why.

        Didn’t mean to come across as a hater. I actually love the site AND the daily dose of sarcasm. Just didn’t like this post.

        • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

          we have to approve all uses of sarcasm. Did we not send you the LTT manual?

          omg.. LTT manual.. MOON… BRILLIANT IDEA ALERT!

        • Robjunkie

          Okay, but in saying why you didn’t like it you came across as patronizing. Trying to occupy the moral high ground on a site whose stock-in-trade is being snarky and a little bit risque, is at best pointless, and at worst judgemental. As evidenced by your derogatory comments towards the authors of this site.

  • MrsKowski

    Is this really the first time there has been a questionable letter to Nikki? I don’t think so. How did we attract all the crazyies this time?

    I don’t hate Nikki, I definitely agree with @Obird :homegirl nailed that shizz! but she is also SO VERY easy to make fun of …too bad for her. I need the entertainment.

    I think Nikki’s tattoo is of the Stuart Smalley persuasion “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.”

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      I told Moon in my “wake up biatch you brought out the haters on LTT today” text to her that i think we’ve only hinted on LTT about all the hate Nikki Reed gets from the fandom and we’ve probably never full-blown talked about it/exploited it/gone at it ourselves. and i’ve wanted to for awhile.. b/c the irony is… GUESS where the hate stems from… oh yes- yes that’s right.. from robsteners who freak anytime someone “hates” on their beloved(s).

      I understand their side though- how can someone hate the love making on a bear-skin rug. Really!? It’s magical

      • MrsKowski

        Am I seriously jaded? cuz I don’t even see any real HATE directed at her. So we’re making fun with tattoo suggestions, big deal. It’s funny. It’s not like anyone said her ass was big or that she couldn’t act etc. ok, well maybe that was said in the comments, but you KWIM.

        • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

          i stopped trying to justify things long ago. instead i just make jokes. try it! it’s fun

          • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

            Your jokes are LAME and I Hate you. HATE HATE HATE

            PS I think I need to do a new walk against something to get my HATE out. I may also be VERY bored at work, fake working. Oh and THUMBS down to me for writing all that exple

    • StotheP

      <3 this. Stuart Smalley ftw!

  • PinkFluff

    OMG! This has been such an enlightening day of comments!

    Someone said that the matching tatts probably WEREN’T Twi related. O M G. NO WAY?! Are you JOKING ME? You mean this whole post was SARCASTIC? Damnit, Moon, you didn’t TELL ME what kind of site you ran!

    Most of the time, and I’ll speak for UC and Moon because I can, they are EOH, equal opportunity haters. I am ALWAYS an equal opportunity hater. It’s fair, y’all.
    I will even make fun of MYSELF in pics and do commentary with my friends. THEY can make fun of me, too. It’s called a sense of humor. Learn it. Love it.
    Nikki Reed was COMPLETELY casted wrong for Rose. Her skin tone is too olive to be the champagne colored ice queen Rose is described as. However, I WILL say she did very well in Eclipse. I also enjoyed Thirteen. It is impressive to help write a decent movie while you’re a teen.

    See that? I can be nice. Quit whining. It’s unbecoming.

    Moral of the day? Life sucks. Buy a helmet. And stop drinking the Haterade. It has nasty, nasty side effects. Like LAMENESS.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      But Mama, I like the Haters. The Haters are my people. Can’t I like the Haters?

    • Libby

      <3

  • lapushbaby

    Um, Hi. I like you guys.

    Don’t care so much about NReed or her tat, but if she stole my idea for ‘Clair de Lune is Great’ I WILL CUTABITCH! Promise.

  • Jamie

    Wow, I am actually shocked at how quickly this became a “shame on you” battle….
    LTT/LTR is like a Friars Club Roast. Everyone loves the cast, characters, side characters etc. so much that we pay homage to them by teasing. Its out of love and respect, not jealousy and hate. And no one is safe! Its not just Nikki!
    If you do not understand that this is just in fun and out of admiration, then go somewhere else.

  • Freya

    The general humorlessness and “tsk-tsking” in the comments today makes me think that something is lacking for these folks…

    I think maybe we need SHOCKERS FOR EVERYONE!

    Wheeeee!

    • TeamJacobEdward

      *said in news anchor voice*

      Yelps of “shock” could be heard across the globe today in what appears to be a mass shocker distribution. Witnesses say the intent behind the…

      (ding)

  • Cherez

    I think that this hate stems from the fact that Nikki gets bashed everywhere and Nikki fans are just kinda fed up.Here you do it outta sarcasm and good humor but places such as Twitter,ONTD,and Ted C’s comment board. The stuff they write there is just sick and though i do think no one in the cast is safe,Nikki bears a huge load of the blows.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      that’s why we have to act like we hate, use sarcasm & humor.. cause seriously? people care that much? Nikki can sleep with Paris Lastis, Brody Jenner AND Paris Hilton at the same time and it doesn’t’ make a difference to me. I just hope a sex tape leaks so we can talk about it.

      But that bitch better keep her PAWS OFF OF ROB

      :)

      • roslynselene

        Cause we’ll cutabitch! Have you noticed ‘cutabitch’ is a popular word to use on today’s comments? It brings out the ‘chola’ in all of us.

    • SingleStrand

      *comes out of a few month’s hiding to comment*
      “Nikki bears a huge load of the blows” Ha. Hahahahahahahahaha. I bet she does bear a huge load of the blows. I just bet she does, that Nikki Reed.
      *returns to hiding/lurking/gigglinglikea12yoboy*

      • Robjunkie

        No, come back out of lurkdom you. Comments like that cannot be kept to yourself.

      • delilah439

        Soooooo excellent I can barely contain myself. Bwaaaaahhahhhahhahahah!!

  • PinkFluff

    Well now people have done it! Kristen has been HIGH? SHE SMOKES WEED? I never knew!!!! Well clearly, my sermon for Wednesday Youth Group is shot to HELL now, no pun intended!!!

    Nikki Reed is a bomb actress? Wait, WHAT? Let’s not get TOO carried away. Put down Kristen’s bowl and rethink that.

    And @obird…Nikki DID nail it. Like TomStu nailed Rob last…OH CRAP…that was ‘mean’. I shouldn’t have said that. Like he helped Rob nail up his new prints for the wooded summer bungalow he shares with the shrew, aka Stew. HA! Us Weekly is SO AWESOME!

    • MrsKowski

      bwahahaha “Put down Stews bowl & rethink that” LMAO!!! ily

      btw, where did you pick up the new filter/spell check? I need to write them a letter …

      • PinkFluff

        Did you feel I filtered myself? I was trying to be ‘nice’. I’m sooooorry. Shall I go back to my normal self? ;o)

    • Cherez

      Oh let’s not start with that Kristen “The Future Oscar Winner” Stewart. Oh please the girl…..let’s just not go there!

    • snowwhitedrifted

      Awe, RobStu couplings make my day! :)

      • tuesdaymidnight

        Mine too!!

      • roslynselene

        I’d rather it be RobStu than RobStew
        …NO WAIT! I take that back!…
        (puts on Tweed to ‘seriously’ think about this)
        Nope, I don’t take it back.
        I bet he’s tired of hearing her saying, ‘Suck my dick.’
        Whether she meant literally or figuratively, is beyond me.
        Just in case of Krisbians, Fake Lesbians, Nikkians(?) or Robstens lurking around, that was me being sarcastic.
        =O)

  • AJ

    I think what everyone is forgetting here is that

    SOMEONE IS TRYING TO BLACKMAIL JOHN STAMOS!

    Sorry for the caps girls, but this is Tweed Serious. Let’s hope Rob isn’t somehow involved, as we know that Uncle Jesse thinks Rob is a nice guy…

    Oh, and Nikki Reed is pretty. That is all!

    XO

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice
    • Stacey

      Exactly! Priorities here people! This is John Stamos we’re talking about here. I need him at his best when he faces of with Mr.Shue next season on Glee. That’s gonna be so hot. To quote Uncle Jesse, “Have mercy”!

    • Twi Mom (not like on “O”)

      OME I JUST FIRUGRED IT OUT!! Rob is blackmailing Uncle Jesse so that he can have full access to all the awsomsause is UJ closet. Oh no, I made fun of Rob is that ok?

      • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

        NEVER

        • Twi Mom (not like on “O”)

          1st Squee!! UC responded to my post. Now I am back to normal.

          Sorry it will never happen again. I will just crawl back in my hole. JK. I love this site!!

  • delilah439

    Wow. Just Wow. Some peeps are hella serious about their Nikki love. Or just take everything very seriously. I dont see any of this as bullying, just hilarity. If it was Stew or Patsy getting a tattoo, can you imagine the snark that could be thought up??? I would probably have to crawl under my desk to hide my insane giggling. As it is, those ideas you came up with are EPIC. Can I just point out in defense of the lovely UC & Moon, most of those ideas were submitted by others, not them, sooooo lets not grab the pitchforks and torches to march on the LTT offices mmmmk? In my head there is an actual LTT/LTR office where you sit and come up with this hilarity. And I want to hang out there.
    For the record, I read somewhere that it was a tattoo done in white, so atleast that will be a bit easier to cover up. :)

    • Unlikelyfangirl

      There IS an LTT/LTR office! Didn’t you see the pictures in Rob’s Details magazine photoshoot? Still one of my all time favorite LTR posts.

  • Kendall

    This only confirms what I’ve been saying for a while now, the fandom is filled with whackadoodles who care way too much about people they don’t know, or will ever know, and can’t have fun. News flash: this series is about a teenage vampire WHO SPARKLES, a wolf-boy and freesia-strawberry scented, whiny, teenage girl. This is not a serious matter folks-it’s ridiculous-so we have some fun with it and anyone and everyone involved in it. Heck, I laugh at myself for liking it way more than any normal woman in her 30s should. IT’S FUN, DAMMIT!!! Now, enjoy…

    • TeamSeth

      freesia strawberry reference FTW!

    • operarose

      Insert enthusiastic applause here.

    • http://www.twitter.com/aramisette Marta

      *Enthusiastic slow clap* :)

    • Chelsea

      *Brendan Frasier clap*

    • Brooke Lockart

      Momma, I can’t take your comment seriously because I can hear your way too cute southern accent coming through. You are adorbs!!! Hugs!!!

      • Kendall

        Momma says “have fun and if you can’t get in the back of the Rondo and shut up.”

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      What everybody else said.

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      Thumbs Down because I HATE YOU

      • Kendall

        I hate you too.

        Wanna’ go for a walk?

  • TeamSeth

    Wait, wait, did you say she and her brother are getting matching tattoos? Is he really going to get a Rob face been there done that tatt?!

  • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

    REmember when we ACTUALLY used to write offensive letters? This was nothing. I want to bring that back- tomorrow, I’m going to write 100 reasons why we #HATE @janetrigs

    • MrsKowski

      Exactly my point. this is nothing & very tame compared to some of your earlier letters. I am fairly certain Nikki didn’t even get called by any of her MANY nick names today.

      I am disappointed in the LACK of snark provided …

    • http://isuckatbloggingbuticanbite.blogspot.com/ Janetrigs

      Yeeeahhhh!! WAIT I mean EFF YOU, bitches!

    • Midnight_Cyn

      OH NO YOU DON’T…UC…I have a bright pink post-it in front of me saying your going to write something I am going to like tomorrow so you have to wait until the next day to write your 100 reasons why you #HATE @janetrigs!!

      Hey anyone know if I have a Twitter account?? Its been so long since I been on anything but my email and here, I can’t remember! Damn…Jodie???

      • eatmyjorts

        Yeah Cyn, you do . You’re Stareide!

        • Midnight_Cyn

          Thanks EMJ..<3 I actually just spent an hour looking through all my emails and found one that I must have written to myself with my Twitter info….such a dumbass.. lol…thanks for you help..maybe I will attempt to try to use now that my computer thing works so much better~
          BTW Thank you so much for the email!! I am still in the process of writing back…hopefully will finish tonight!
          xoxo

  • http://www.twitter.com/aramisette Marta

    I think some newbies need to go back to the vrrrry beginning of LTT and read. And make sure they check the definition of sarcasm b/c it’s like gospel around here. I love that the OG’s have come out in the comments for this, hahaha. Loves. :)

  • Jessica

    I think Nikki’s tat should read “I was Taylor’s first”. And I think the people who are getting all in a tizzy about this post clarly need a chill pill.

    • Jessica

      Oops I fuking misspelled that… ‘clearly’

  • TeamSeth

    I’m pretty sure the tattoo is going to say this:

    The Cullens don’t come here.

    • Chelsea

      If she got that tattoo it wouldn’t be on her forearm!

      It would be above her cooter!

      Or maybe above her back door…or across her chest…or around her mouth…

      • snowwhitedrifted

        THIS!

      • delilah439

        I almost just spit water all over my computer with that one. For the MotherFucking WIN!!

      • Penguins. Lovely.

        I love how you said cooter. Made my day.

  • Chelsea

    *clears throat & steps up on soapbox*

    …what? Today isn’t Soapbox grandstanding day? Damn.

    Oh well!

    Really?…Reeeaaallly? If you’ve read LTT before, and I pretty damn sure you have, then you should know by now that WE ARE NOT SERIOUS.

    The fact that ya’ll are getting you’re knickers in a twist over this just makes it even more fun!!!

    Some people like to place celebrities on glittering pedestals of magicness, and worship them for the shining examples of civic role models they truly are!*

    Our job, is to knock them off those pedestals, and then stomp all over your hopes and dreams with our little cloven hoofs.**

    Ever heard the phrase “don’t believe everything you hear” or “take it with a grain of salt?” yeah, you might want to try that.

    As things stand, I’ve already done illegal things with a few members of the cast, and I’ve made it my goal (damnit!) to do something illegal with EVERY member of the cast!!!

    So please, “fuking” chill out.

    *this is Sarcasm
    **UC, Moon, & all affiliates do NOT have cloven hooves. I’ve checked.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      slow clap

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