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Dear Twilighters, Twihards & LTTers,

Have you felt out of the loop? Summer has been busy, Eclipse left the theater long ago (did it? I have no idea) and Robsten drama is sooooo yesterday’s news no one even cares to talk about them anymore. Well, to my surprise, when I did a little research for today’s letter, I found that, in fact, there is stuff still going on in the fandom. And some of it isn’t boring! Let’s jump right to it:

Ashley Greene films movie called L.O.L. in Paris with Miley Cyrus

I guess this film is about 2 girls who start a sexy girl “Happy Hands” club. I mean what else could it mean when Ashley Greene makes jazz hands while showing off the top of her bra? In other news, Ashley Greene is making awesome career choices. L.O.L.? Miley Cyrus? Seriously? Maybe she just signed on because it’s in Paris & she really wanted an almond croissant. I could understand that.

Rami Malek is cast as Benjamin in Breaking Dawn

And we all scramble to dust off our Breaking Dawn books to remember who in the H Benjamin is so we could sound intelligent when discussing the latest Twi-news around the dinner table. Can’t remember who borrowed your BD book (seriously. who has mine?) I’ll help you out: Benjamin is from the Egyptian coven & is the vampire with the ability to influence the elements: fire, water, earth & air. Oh yeah… him! That’s what I said when I first found out who he was. I was in a sarcastic tone because seriously. I barely remember him. I guess it’s time to re-read Breaking Dawn (seriously!? WHO HAS MY BOOK!?)

Upon further research from the Twilight Saga Wiki, it looks like Ben was created by Amun who is extremely overprotective of him and terrified of the idea of him joining another coven. Sounds like Amun wants Ben for a lover if you ask me. But it turns out Ben already has a lover: Tia. Tia, of course, means “Aunt” in Spanish. So Ben’s lover is his aunt, and Amun, his creator wants him in the Biblical sense. Things get freaky over there across the Nile!

And a BONUS: If you look past the fact that he kinda resembles a younger Brendan Fraser, Rami he is pretty cute too! Whoo hoo! More man meat to drool over in this fandom!

The Twidom tries to kill me

Be still my British flag waving heart

PopSugar: Gossip Girl’s hot! We all love it.

Ed Westwick: Maybe if I had vampire teeth.

PopSugar: Maybe you need to play a vampire with that other hot Brit.

Ed Westwick: We should play brothers. Me and Rob Pattinson should play brothers.

PopSugar: In Breaking Dawn?

Ed Westwick: Is that the next one? I’ll put the call in. Let’s do it.

And I start begging Stephenie Meyer to “suddenly” remember that Edward Cullen had a brother who was “saved” from Spanish influenza by another vampire family so Ed Westwick could be in this role & my British fantasies could come true. Well, I guess I need to also have her introduce me to the two Brits and leave me alone with them in a hotel room for a couple hours. Fingers crossed.

An adorable little girl is rumored to be up for the role of Renesemee

Question on Renesmee application this parent got right: “Does your child have an inappropriate relationship with a boy” Check.

And then we start praying even HARDER. The demon-baby spawn of Bella & Edward not only chews her way out of Bella’s womb, is imprinted on by a grown man, but is a child old enough to attend Kindergarten!? HOW DO THEY THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK? RENESEMEE WILL NOT MAKE ANY FRIENDS IN SCHOOL. SHE WILL BE THE WEIRD LITTLE GIRL WHO TOUCHES THE OTHER KIDS FACES & HAS NO DESIRE TO PLAY WITH DOLLS BUT REALLY REALLY LIKES JOHNNY JR.S DOG THAT HE BRINGS FOR SHOW-AND-TELL. LIKE CREEPILY LOVES IT. SHE ACTUALLY LETS HIM OFF HIS LEASH DURING RECESS & RIDES HIM AROUND THE PLAYGROUND. THEN ANOTHER DOG- OR SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG- SHOWS UP AND GETS UPSET. A DOG FIGHT ENSUES. THE WEIRD KINDERGARTNER CHEERS ON THE SECOND DOG. HE WINS. JOHNNY JUNIOR WATCHES HIS BELOVED COCKER-SPANIEL, POOCHIE, GET EATEN ALIVE BY A BIGGER DOG. AND RENESMEE IS THE YOUNGEST GIRL TO BE THROWN INTO JUVENILE DETENTION. THIS IS A PROBLEM. I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M SCREAMING. BUT IT FEELS APPROPRIATE.

That’s all your Twilight news, brought to you by LTT, always a reliable source!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Thanks to Breaking Dawn Movie for always having the best news (and lots of good pictures too!)

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  • Alice_NaA

    Hellooooo??? Where is everyone…. *echo* *echo*

    *tumbleweed*

    Oh Ashley….
    Bella_NaA and I were just talking about her the other day (read bitching over her matchy matchy oufit and dinner with new bff Miley). But we know we missed something. We really needed you UC, to point out the croissant. And now the world all makes sense again.

    • Rob’s flaming dashboard

      Alice NaA said: “Where is everyone?”

      I’m pretty sure they are converging on the interstate between TX and NOLA looking for scruffy unshaven unwashed Brits packed into a car stacked with guitars, drive thru leftovers and awesome music blaring on the stereo as empty cans roll around their feet!

      Rami Malek – in my head Rami rhymes with yummy. But Ed Westwick does nothing for me.

      If Taylor Lautner can play a 6’8″ werewolf then that little girl is all set to portray a baby. She definitely looks right for RenamesMe who would of course be homeschooled like all the best people *sucks up to UC* so no need to panic although I did LOL at your projection!

      • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

        “looking for scruffy unshaven unwashed Brits packed into a car stacked with guitars, drive thru leftovers and awesome music blaring on the stereo as empty cans roll around their feet!”

        RFD, thanks for making me choke on my evening tea. That scenario is so accurate!

        The fact that Rami sounds like ‘yummy’ to you reminded me of a guy I knew who was actually called Yummy! Now before you start laughing at his unfortunate name, I have to add that he pretty much lived up to his name.

        Okay that sounds really disgusting. What I meant is that he looked delicious!

        • Rob’s flaming dashboard

          I wouldn’t laugh! I’m glad you shared your experience though.

          I know Yumi is a Japanese girls’ name but Rami = yummy and he totally made Night at the Museum Part Whatever a delight for me. Same thing happened with Jackbone in Last Airbender. *this poor old dashboard only gets to see movies in the company of her offspring*

          • alice_av

            Well about names, we actually have a guy call Batman in the company, I swear God!

          • Rob’s flaming dashboard

            Oh dear, I would have a very hard time addressing someone older than 6 as “Batman.”

      • kitkat

        Thanks for being brave enough to admit that Ed Westwick does nothing for you. Personally, I think he somewhat resembles a snake, but that usually sparks cries of outrage from devoted female fans…

        • alice_av

          I had not idea who is that Ed… sorry =S

      • TeamSeth

        “RenamesMe”

        Did this just happen today? Because it’s so so so incredibly funny and I super <3 it. I want it on a shirt.

        Also, I read comments bottom to top, and Imma let you finish, but I just have to say, you're so ON today. So funny and wonderful and fresh. Sigh. Love it. Love you. That is all.

        • eatmyjorts

          Hey TS! Rename-Me has been around for a couple of weeks now (don’t know which genius coined it) & never a truer word was spoken. I laugh every time I even think of it.

  • Stacey

    Rob and Ed. Ed and Rob. I…well…I was planning on mentioning how that poor little girl is going to be teased unmercifully in middle school after being called “demon baby”, have to move out town, of course legally change her name. Unfortunately, I can’t stop looking at Rob and Ed. I want them…umm…yeah, to be vampire brothers. Yeah, that’s it. Just give me a minute to compose myself. Okay more than a minute.

    • TeamSeth

      I just noticed that Ed’s name is Ed, which is like Edward (well, is Edward), which is Rob’s character. How did I just notice this?

  • TeamJacobEdward

    You know, I love my husband and think he’s all sorts of hot, but my girlie parts sure do love those British boys… holy freaking yum.

    • Stacey

      I am going to email you on the forum later. I wanted to yesterday, but my computer was acting up! By the way, British boys = Yum Always!

      • lindsaylee

        killer slogan, you should crochet that on a pillow

      • TeamJacobEdward

        :) np – I know how that goes.

  • Bea

    Ashley, it looks like you let Miley have final say over your wardrobe! Why??? Every girl knows that’s just gonna result in you looking a) trashy and b) not as good as her. Which is stupid, because you’re generally way cuter than her. Is the croissant really worth it?

    • Rob’s flaming dashboard

      Dear Ashley Greene,

      Don’t let them make you pose sitting on the pineapple.
      Don’t let them dress you in the Smiley Virus Goes to WalMart range. Those pants/leggings are not your friend. Make them give you new, non salt stained boots or at least a suede brush.
      And just because a shirt has French writing on it doesn’t make it cool. Modele 42 is either size 42 (big) or age 42 (old). Although 42 is The Answer: what is the question? (Edward would know.)
      Your hair and makeup look good.
      Because I care, <3 Dashboard.

      • eatmyjorts

        Age 42 old? Snort! Older than her maybe, but actually old? Throws down gauntlet….

        • Rob’s flaming dashboard

          Hollywood old – not reality old. *back pedals mightily*

          I’d love to be able to wear French fashions in a size 42 even though that’s Hollywood fat. 10 years stateside has left me with an arse the size of Texas. *tries distraction*

          So how’s the weather today? My parents are having a little holiday in Cornwall, that’s nearish to you? *tries to create common bonds*

          *Desperation* so I see it only costs 301 quid to fly London to Philadelphia and you could stay with UC and be an extra in Taylor’s movie…

          • eatmyjorts

            Nice try RFD! I was only playing with you, bwahahaha. But if I came over to be an extra in Tay’s movie that’s when I really would start to feel old…

            Hope the parentals have a good time in Corwall, it’s very nice there. *holds out olive branch* Where are you from originally?

          • Rob’s flaming dashboard

            I grew up near London.

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          Uh, yeah…anyone older than 35 is old (and, come January, anyone older than 36, and the January after that, anyone older than 37…)

          • Midnight_Cyn

            LMAO….Then I must be dead…..

          • TeamJacobEdward

            YES! Thank you! I feel way better about turning 30 next month now. :)

          • robsfuturemate

            @no cool name- It’s late and I don’t know if you’ll see this but… I too have a birthday in January! I’m turning (what I deduced from your convo) the same age as well, 36. Too cool!!

          • P.S.

            Me too! 36 on Jan. 10th! I’m so glad I will never get old! Thanks no cool name!

          • robsfuturemate

            Mine is the 8th!! We should have a party!!!

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            1975 was a banner year!

            Mine is the 25th. Um YEAH we should have party – even if it is just a virtual one.

      • TeamSeth

        “Although 42 is The Answer”

        No words. This made smile so big I teared up a little. You are so cool.

        • Rob’s flaming dashboard

          Can’t resist sneaking a little Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy in here. I know Rob would like that!

          • TeamSeth

            Everyone loves large, friendly letters.

  • TeamJacobEdward

    At first glance, I thought the pic of Ashley was Nikki. Must have been the hair color and cloths…?

    Oh and: “Question on Renesmee application this parent got right: “Does your child have an inappropriate relationship with a boy” Check” <— LOVE THIS! WIN!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

    Completely off-topic, but that little boy the might be-Renesmee is photographed with is her brother who had had acting gigs previously. Apparently he is also hoping to be cast in BD, along with his sister.

    Speaking of Benjamin and Tia, remember the girl Maggie? That girl pictured above could totally play Maggie’s character. Although I don’t remember Maggie’s age but that girl is clearly way too old to play little Nessie.

    Rob+Ed= Every girl’s Brit fantasy.

    • http://adriennetrafford.blogspot.com adrienne

      i’m glad you mentioned that about the photo – that he’s her brother – because i thought it looked pretty creepy. well, i actually still think it’s creepy.

      she’s cute though – she could definitely be reneseawhatever

    • operarose

      This may be a stupid question (or a good one) but what part is that little boy looking to land in Breaking Dawn? Are Bella and Edward going to give birth to twins?

      Can someone say, “Stage mom/parent”?!

      • Stacey

        Definitely, a stage mom! Wait a second…I have two redheaded moppets, you know like Edward there. The baby boy looks exactly like his sister, so let’s scar him for life and make him into baby girl Rene…whatever. Then my dear daughter can also be scarred for life and play big Re…never mind. (You see I don’t play favorites. I will scar both of them for life.)

        I am so just joking, because I really don’t want my kids in therapy, SG jr. to divorce me and to become like Booboo’s mommy. I like my children way too much.

        • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

          Stacey, I can’t even quote your comment ’cause I’m laughing so hard and hitting my desk with my palms along with my laughing fits, like a maniac. And trust me that sight isn’t pretty.

          You win comment of the day award. No questions asked.

          • TeamSeth

            agreed. She had me at ‘moppets’

      • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

        That’s a good question! It crossed my mind too though I ignored it cause let’s be honest here: who WOULDN’T want to be cast in these movies? Maybe the boy’s mother is a fan and is looking for an excuse to stalk Rob.

        However someone in the comments section either here or at Eclipsemovie.org gave a more logical answer. The little boy could be the one preggo-Bella dreams of.

    • TeamSeth

      I always imagined Maggie as teens

      • JenlovesRob

        He could play the baby boy in Bella’s nightmares about immortal children if they include those details…

  • fangbanger

    That Ed Westwick guy looks like Jimmy Fallon after his face was ran over by a steamroller….

    Is that mean? Oops.

    • Sj

      Fang, you’re back! And yes, his face is ….interesting.

      • fangbanger

        Hi, SJ!

        His face is very flat. He HAS to have an awesome character to be loved so much… But I’ve heard many a person say Rob looks like a foot. It’s all in the personality, I guess.

        • Jamie

          Huh, never heard the Rob looks like a foot thing, although I did see someone compare the shape of his head to Naan Bread. For about a week there, every time I looked at Rob I got hungry for indian food.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      watch gossip girl. you’ll change your mind. trust me:)

      • Stacey

        I’ll have to agree! I was kind of “not really” into him. Then I really started watching Gossip Girl and he grew on me. Now I can add him to the group of CW/WB boys I enjoy looking at.

        • operarose

          Agreed. I’m usually not into the bad boys or even the britboys (I know, I know, the horror, but I say it’s because I’m too Englishy myself to really be into them), anyways, if you watch Gossip Girl, however, particularly the past 2 seasons…you’ll understand ;)

          • Rob’s flaming dashboard

            @operarose – please define too Englishy?

          • operarose

            LOL
            You got me there.

        • kitkat

          My roomie is addicted to Gossip Girl, and that has actually made me like him less… and I didn’t like him much to begin with (see above comment). Fang, no surprise that you’re brave enough to go against the general female consensus. <3

          • fangbanger

            Teehee, kitkat.

            The things that girls like… astounds me sometimes.

            But I am in lurve with Russell Brand so I shouldn’t judge. ;)

      • fangbanger

        Gossip Girl? I’ve heard of this but didn’t know it was good. I’ll try it. I usually fail miserably at watching tv shows. : )

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Morning everyone..haven’t read the post yet but was wondering, what is the new blue “rate this” thingy?

    • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

      Thanks for asking this Cyn! I too was wondering about this new blue button thing.

      • Rob’s flaming dashboard

        Oooh another time suck! Must click and investigate!

        • Sj

          Come back from your button pressing and explain! UC really should know better than to spring something like this without warning. Techtards like me get scared.

    • Sj

      HI! No idea. Sorry.

    • TeamJacobEdward

      I wondered that this morning too. I was like, “ooo! Yey! New toy!” But now it’s gone (from my screen anyway). :(

      When I clicked on it, it popped up a bubble/screen that listed most popular comments, what they were and how many “likes” they had. *shrugs*

  • Dreamingofforks

    I would have to agree with Fang. Sorry ladies.

  • blackgirltwihard

    So I guess the little boy will play the little boy she dreams about and they will CGI-Photoshop the girl’s face on to baby Nessie’s face until she becomes “of age”??? I don’t know… Summit makes me nervous sometimes with their effects. That time in Eclipse when Leah phased, I thought it was 1986 and I was actually really watching Clash of the Titans with my dad…Special effects intern had to be high that day. *Zoe Saldana for Zafrina* or myself, jus’ sayn’

    • Rob’s flaming dashboard

      Frankly, I don’t care how high Scummit gets. I’m in this Twithing for the long haul. The more ludicrous & cheezy the better. Did you hear that it all leads up to a werewolf falling in love with a baby!?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SeomiKF7bQ&feature=player_embedded
      (If you didn’t watch the video featured in LTT 9/6/10.)

      Best of all, we have Water for Elephants to look forward to as an antidote!

      • blackgirltwihard

        Oh yeah that vid was funny as hell. BD has soooo much criticism…the video says it all. LOL! But I think that there are good parts to the book… it’s just that the freaky/weird stuff is gong to get so much more attention. I LOVE watching all the crazy videos, just don’t want the haters to slaughter it too bad..

        • Rob’s flaming dashboard

          Ah me, I love to hate. So stoked I have the morning off work. (So I can work at home #sonothappening)

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Phew..thought it was just me and that I had “lost” info again…so I am going to press it and see what happens. :)

    • Rob’s flaming dashboard

      Yes do it Cyn! I think you will enjoy where it takes you. It’s like a jukebox for the LTT LTR archives!

    • Midnight_Cyn

      OKAY…step away from the blue button…LOL…it took me to never never land…I am not sure why..I clicked a phrase and it took me to a July page??? Like I am not confused ENOUGH ALREADY…. Damn, I was hoping that button was gonna pop Eddie into my living room or something.. :(

      • Rob’s flaming dashboard

        Yay Cyn! We all want THAT button.

      • P.S.

        Haha! I like you, Midnight Cyn. I’m not going anywhere near that blue button!

        • robsfuturemate

          The blue button does nothing for me…lit’rally!

  • Pammy

    Mmmm… you had me at Rob and Ed alone with me in a hotel room!! Yum!!

  • LetsBeSimple

    Westwick. Pattinson. Same pic. TOO much. I can’t even handle all that hot sexy Brit in one place. However, I wouldn’t be opposed to trying.

  • Stacey

    I just saw this little interesting tidbit online. Some guy named Drew Roy is rumoured to be playing, Nahuel. Isn’t he the grown up “demon baby”? It’s on IMDb. He’s like 24. So he’s even less age appropriate than Taylor. That means two, over 20 guys will be making googly eyes at a baby. This is just going to be… I have no words.

    Also, in my random casting news some guy just got cast as Stefen. Which character is that? I need to dig out my copy of Breaking Dawn.

    • operarose

      ewww!

      I pictured him as at least being a little younger, like 10 or 12…

      ewewewew.

      So how are we going to handle this, ladies? We need a game plan for Breaking Dawn: opening day. I assume it will involve special drinks, a list of reminders WHY we’re going to see that movie and like Twilight in the first place (something to do with the books…or Stephenie Meyer…or musicals, or something), a pack of ear plugs (just in case), a blindfold, and an emergency IV full of sedative (again, just in case).

      • Bea

        He can’t be 10-12 because he’s been that age for decades and we don’t want Jacob to NEVER get to live happily ever after with Rename-Me without calling down the wrath of Chris Hanson as well as Edward.

        • operarose

          You’re right… I forgot that part. Oops.

          I still don’t get how that works though. They grow and grow and…stop at a perfect age? hmm.

          • TeamSeth

            Right! Very SM style–everything is perfect in the end. Except for Midnight Sun. That’s just a load of crap that should never ever be finished.

    • TeamSeth

      Stefan? That makes me think of Ian SmoulderHolder, which reminds me that VampDi premieres TOMORROW. Must.Remember.To.Breathe.

      (ok, seriously I keep typing ‘breather’ each time I want to type ‘breather’. It’s like Michael Sheen is whispering in my ear. Oh shit. Why did I send myself into that thought spiral? I know this makes zero sense, but somehow every Welsh triggers my thoughts to David Tennant. That’s sort of unfair, isn’t it?)

      Yeah, 24 for Nehual (sp) is a bit OLD. But let’s recall that he wasn’t making googly eyes, he was just surprised that another of his kind existed and was loved by her parents. At least that’s what Edward tells Bella and I’m sticking to it. And I’m going to only imagine wolf form Jake with Nessie. Their russet hair/fur matching as she has her little circa 1995 backpack ready to go.

      So, who is Stefan?

      • TeamSeth

        OMG! Do you see how I mistyped breathe when discussing that! How fitting.

      • Stacey

        You had me at Ian (Cannot wait for tomorrow!) and David Tennent!

        • TeamSeth

          I know your weaknesses! Muahaha! Which consequently are mine too…

    • TeamSeth

      Ok, I twi-pediaed it. Stefan is one of the Romanians (the other is Vladimir). Which means he is friggin’ AWESOME!!!! I so much love the Romanians. They are so funny and spectacular and jaded to the ways of the Volturi (ain’t that the truth!)

      • kitkat

        Yay! Love to the super creepy Romanians! I think they’re among my favorite additions in BD: some old school vamps.

  • Janetrigs

    I LIKE IT WHEN YOU GET ANGRY AND YELL! I HATE YOU and THANKS FOR SCHOOLING ME ABOUT TWI-NEWS

  • Rob’s flaming dashboard

    OMG!!! Calling UC -they need extras for the Taylor Lautner movie in Pittsburgh! Fake a headache, skip out of the office and get down there so we can live vicariously!

  • Jamie

    Sooo…. are we not talking about Jackson joining that TV show about superheroes or whatnot? Or was that already covered and I missed it while I was away at the hospital….

    • Stacey

      OMG! I forgot about that!!!How is he going to fit it in with Breaking Dawn and 100 Monkey Shows? That boy is going to be burnt out! Poor little Jackson! I want to bake him cookies. (Since I decided to unofficially become his big sister.)

      Hospital? Everything okay?

      • Jamie

        Yeah, I’m ok. I had to have my gallbladder removed. I ended up getting some gallstones during my pregnancy, which suddenly started to act up. And then I was one of the lucky 1 out of 1000 who had a complication and had to stay for a bit to heal.
        I’m better now, and happy to have some internet access again! Missed keeping up w/ LTR/LTT!

        • TeamJacobEdward

          Seriously HOW in the world did I miss your post all day? I’m going to blame it on the brain injury even though it probably was just my natural flaky-ness. (One day my husband is going to tell me I can’t use that as an excuse any more and expect my scatter brain-ness to subside… you think he’d realize it’s mostly just a personality trait I’ve always had. Maybe he’s just good at blocking unpleasant memories like Bella… -ahem- Tangent. Sorry, I do that a lot.)

          Anyway, I just wanted to say I’m glad you’re ok and home. :)

          And no that wasn’t covered….was it? Crap! I really hope I didn’t just flake on that too. No. I’m like 90% sure.

          • Jamie

            Awe, well thank you! I’m home, safe and sound. Starting to get a lil stir crazy bc I’m still supposed to be couch bound. The pain meds are awesome though! Jk :)

    • Rob’s flaming dashboard

      Tell me more, I need help keeping up with all my fantasy boyfriends.

      (Hospital? Be safe.)

  • operarose

    kflewjdskmc,xmz,;aadszz…

    (as you can see, I lost the ability to speak/type competently the moment I saw the pic of Rob and Ed.)

    (If in theory I was still able to type, here’s what else I’d comment on:

    – who can blame Ashley, it’s PARIS. In the summer. I’d be seen in public with Miley, too, if it meant I could go to PARIS.
    – The Rami/Benjamin dude (still have no idea who you are talking about, wow I am a failure of a fan) reminds me way too much of this guy who was a major you-know-what to me my senior year of college. So, cringe. No. He looks like a jerk.
    – But even worse are the creepy children hugging each other. The girl has a bitchface and she’s only like 5! No no no. Suddenly the dancing baby from Ally McBeal is looking ok. )

    • LoveHigh

      Hate to say this about a kid but she does kinda have a bitchface. Yikes!

      • Rob’s flaming dashboard

        It’s OK – she’s acting!

      • TeamSeth

        She so does! I immediately thought “Be Fierce” tyra style when I saw that pic.

    • Bea

      - I think she and Miley are trading JoBro stories. Don’t you want to be a fly on the wall for that conversation?
      – They have to choose a girl with good bitchface for anybody to believe she’s Kristen’s offspring.

      • LoveHigh

        Totally! Ha ha!

      • operarose

        FTW!

      • P.S.

        what kind of wig will they have to choose for us to believe she’s kristen’s offspring? Isn’t Rename-me supposed to have bronze ringlets?

    • operarose

      I always get thumbed down these days when commenting. But I stand by my comments nonetheless. I don’t care if I say a little girl has a bitchface (sorry, she does…would it be better if I said she had a spoiledbratface? If I was her mom…no. Not allowed.) And the guy playing whatshisname…I’m sure he’s a super nice guy, the comment wasn’t pointed at him, I was just referring to the fact he looked like some other guy I used to despise. And if you thumbed down the Ally McBeal baby, well, I can’t blame you. That is all. *end disclaimer*

      Also, I didn’t really say any of that, that was just my evil twin posting after I was rendered senseless by Rob and Chuck Bass.

  • lindsaylee

    wow, looks like i was a little late to the party. I really am not a fan of westwick, i get shizzle from my friends all the time for it. but i just dont get it, i can pretend so i dont face the wrath of you all…

    am i alone?

    • chochang

      no you’re not.

  • Midnight_Cyn

    May I yell for a moment? I really am very stressed and could use a good loud vent…. WHY THE HELL DOES ROB LOOK LIKE HE IS USING HIS BEDROOM EYES WHILST HE HAS HIS ARM AROUND THAT GUY.. (whispers now..who btw kinda looks gay to me)…???

    • The Old One

      Midnight Cyn, is it the post, the wedding, or life in general that’s stressing you? Hope everything’s OK! Oh, that’s not Rob’s bedroom eyes, those are his “I’ve had a few cocktails at the party” eyes. It’s easy to confuse the two!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        Hi Sweetie! Well its pretty much all the above..except for the post..I am always thrilled when there is a new one, except that I really don’t know anything about BD except what I see here and it scares the shitz out of me, luckily I forget most of it until details come up again…
        I have so much to get done for the wedding and very worried about all the details, especially if I miss something! My lil pup is very sick and after getting the bill for the vet yesterday, I almost had a heart attack..I am also missing my Mom & Sister so much right now with the wedding coming up..its just everything.. :( But I am SO greatful to be able to come here and be distracted for even a little bit..say Hi to my BFF’s and anytime I can talk about Edward..my day is better :)

        • The Old One

          Cyber-hugging you now!

          • Midnight_Cyn

            ((Hugging you back..big time)) Loves you!
            After this is all over I am hoping to figure out how to post pics, cause my “fun part” in this whole wedding thing is that the rehearsal dinner really is starting to take on a Twilight theme….PURELY BY ACCIDENT of course…..That night you know I WILL be thinking of all of you…it will be like are there with me….. xo

    • TeamSeth

      “.who btw kinda looks gay to me”

      OMG I love you more every day, Cyn! :)

      Big hugs for the wedding. It’ll all work out, not to worry. Do you have your quiet space all picked out? I’m very excited for you to go! Just remember to keep breathing whenever you’re feeling stressed. Just like how Edward has to remind Bella to breathe, imagine him saying that to you… that should calm you right down ;)

      • Midnight_Cyn

        TS!!!!! I miss you so~~~
        “Just like how Edward has to remind Bella to breathe, imagine him saying that to you… that should calm you right down”….are you kidding me…I would freakin pass out at the mere thought of Edward saying anything to me!!! OMELE….I am making a post it for that one…ummm never mind that might look a little odd if I was walking down the aisle with post-its with everyone’s helpful hints plastered all over me…I will write them all on my hand(s), legs etc… (I truly wish I could take you all with me, the strength of LTT UNITED would get me through anything!!!)
        Loves you TS!!

        • TeamSeth

          OMG. Project Runway should have a challenge where they have to make a dress for you out of post-its only.

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Brilliant.

          • Midnight_Cyn

            TS…seriously ROFWEMO…Project Runway for the WIN!

  • chochang

    1. i think ashley felt left out. i mean.. has she ever really called anyone on the twi cast her bestie? she pro’ly got sick of all the negative energy surrounding her. what with all those cigarettes, beer and weed from the cast. hipsters might be cool but hipsters are sad. so she decided a disney kid might do the trick. first a jonas brother and then miley. win.

    2. i don’t care who benjamin is. his “powers” sound a lot like aang’s from the last airbender. copycat. (yes, i am 9)

    3. i’m sorry but i really don’t understand why girls love ed westwick. i mean seriously? i find his face laughable.

    4. demon spawn kid looks cute actually. but what about that campaign to bring shiloh jolie pitt into the cast? bah who really cares anyway.. bill condon might just as well replace all jake/nessie scenes with this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhA_TTKetyM

    5. i miss LTT. i miss the people here. that is all.

    • Midnight_Cyn

      I miss everyone too.. :(
      17 Days til wedding…stress is now my first name…BTW..gave my new “sparkle spray” a test run and the hubs came in and said “What the hell is that smell??” ( Yeah for a moment I thought OMG he remembers New Moon..not).. So I guess the SO SEXY smell is not so sexy…Then he saw me and with a grimace said “The blanket is bad enough, now YOUR trying to sparkle too? I am getting a little concerned”… If he ONLY knew..lol

      • Rob’s flaming dashboard

        @ Cyn
        Do Not Tell Him.
        Although this is the cheapest therapy ever!

      • chochang

        sparkle spray and husband in one sentence. you’re giving me nasty ideas.. hmm.. lol!

        good luck with the wedding!!

        p.s. who’s getting married?

        • Midnight_Cyn

          My son….oh God …there go the waterworks again..
          @Rob’s Flaming Dashboard..BTW LOVE that name….I would never attempt to explain it to him..but on the other hand it was kinda fun waking up the next morning all wrapped up in my Blankt Eddie and we were BOTH sparkling… :) I LOVE THAT SPRAY…. :)

          • Rob’s flaming dashboard

            Oooh Cyn, that sounds like fan fiction!

      • TeamJacobEdward

        “Then he saw me and with a grimace said “The blanket is bad enough, now YOUR trying to sparkle too? I am getting a little concerned”… If he ONLY knew…”

        OMG Cyn you crack me up! You are sooo right with the, “if he only knew” If my husband only knew even the half of it…. RFD is right, don’t tell him, it’s best they just not know. And this truly is like therapy to me. :)

    • Rob’s flaming dashboard

      @ chochang: Your video in #4 is just wow. I once had a German Shepherd (dog) who was very protective & gentle, put up with all kinds of toddler hi-jinks. He would howl just like that – but only when the phone rang – and wake my baby.

      • chochang

        a german shepherd protective and gentle? now that, i gotta see.. my neighbors own german shepherds and they scare the living sh*t out of me. lol..

        the first time i saw that vid on youtube, i immediately thought “now that. that’s jake and nessie right there.”

    • TeamSeth

      1. “Hipsters are cool, but hipsters are sad” This made me giggle.

      3. Thank you! My sister loves him, but I think he looks a little bit like how I imagine the amphibian-humanoid alien creatures in the Doctor Who episode I’m writing (yeah, I’m a major loser. It’s purple)

      5. Me too.

    • Luludee

      I like you.

      1. Lolz

      2. For realz. He’s a vampire Avatar! (P.S. there is going to be another Avatar cartoon that comes out in the spring and I am so excited and 9+19 years old. No shame!)

      3. I’m Team Switzerland here.

      4. Will watch later.

      5. ME TOO!!!! I feel so disconnected from LTT/LTR now :*(

      • chochang

        awww… that’s so sweet! i like u too ♥

        yep i’m waiting for that new avatar season actually.. apparently, the new avatar is aang’s granddaughter or something..

      • kitkat

        New Avatar?! Like Aang avatar? Not those weird blue people avatar? Looking this up now. So excited!

  • DanySpike

    So the new cast is starting to appear!!

    In that case, this is the perfect moment to remind all you that almost a year ago (when we weren’t fancy enough to have a .com website) we chose twilight husbands…because that’s normal.

    Some lucky girl got Edward, another got Jasper, and I got GARRETT. So, if you start drooling over whoever gets picked to play Garrett, please do so with due respect because his wife (me) will be reading.

    I’m glad we cleared that up! :)

    • LattersBaby

      Would you be open to Jude Law as Garrett? He is my pick.

      • DanySpike

        I was thinking more of Josh Holloway (“Sawyer” in Lost), but hey, I wouldn’t mind having Jude Law there! lol

        Let’s see…
        http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-TmWcCkYErY/TAW5Li4VX5I/AAAAAAAAH40/i6IL7MdEh5Q/s400/Josh+Holloway.jpg

        http://lifestyle.iloveindia.com/lounge/images/jude-law-biography.jpg

        Yeah…I wouldn’t mind either way LOL

      • TeamSeth

        I am always open to Jude Law.

        Was that too forward?

        • TeamJacobEdward

          Nope, not too forward at all. I loved it! Probably because I’m always open to Jude Law too. Did I just say that? Yes, I did.

          • TeamSeth

            I only think he’s not so hot when he cries. BUT that’s great because most people are not so hot when they cry, which makes his acting all that more awesome/real.

          • eatmyjorts

            Jude Law’s kids go to school about half a mile away from my house & he’s been spotted in the vicinity regularly. Sadly, he doesn’t do a thing for me. Not a thing. Nada. Could it be that I’m just not interested in British men any more, husband excluded? They’re just so common & all I see everywhere is pasty lanky geezers wearing plaid (checked) shirts & beanies. For real.

          • TeamSeth

            @EMJ It has nothing to do with his Britishness, I just find him generally sexy but completely real. I suppose it has entirely to do with his acting because I never watch red carpet type things or look at pappz photos (or any photos now that I’m really thinking about it) of Jude.
            That said funny story: my friend went to uni in Hull and when I went to visit I was privvy to the Hot Pants Guy who went for morning runs in the alley behind their row homes. I love Engerland, but hot pants on a 60 y/o man… not so much. ;)

      • Jamie

        Hmm, for some reason I always pictured Garrett as James Franco. Because he can get all scraggley, and still be really attractive, like the vampires are supposed to be. Most likely would never happen, but that’s who always popped into my head.

  • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

    I totally misread the post at first and thought Ashley was in a movie with both Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton. Whoah. That would have been…quite a movie.

    • DanySpike

      I read the same thing! That would have been a real L.O.L!

      • TeamSeth

        I just realized how extremely clever your comment is! hehehe Love it! :)

    • TeamSeth

      Me Too! Then I got to almond croissants and was like What the Forks is going on? mmm… I could really do with a chocolate pastry from Paris right about now.

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        “What the Forks” – hahahahahaha

  • http://ltt drawing a blank

    I think the litte girl look good for renesmee. it says she looks like she is three or four years old but taller and more lean than the average child. plus makeup and camera tricks can hide a lot.

  • Incognito burrito

    Ohhh man. That thing about me had me laughing so hard I was crying. Now I have to explain to my 3 year old why Mommy’s almost wee’d herself.

  • Incognito burrito

    Er, comment FAIL. Thing about the dog, I meant to say.

  • TeamSeth

    <3 UC! Glad I could help remind you of who Ben is last weekend when we met (squee!) (sorry, I'm still super excited)

    Anyhow, I hadn't seen who they'd cast until today in this post. He's EXACTLY like the Ben I imagined! I mean so amazingly spot on, it's creepy. As for Garrett, I'm still pulling for Kyle Urban. I think Garrett is supposed to have a ponytail though, and if Summit decides to follow through with that, but not with putting some temporary blonde dye in Nikki's eyebrows, I'm going to cry. Longer hair is fine, but none of this James ponytail crap they did in Twilight: The Original.

    Is the Ashley Greene movie a joke?

    • TeamSeth

      Karl* (Kyle sounded wrong, but I knew it wasn’t Keith. Oh well.)

    • Midnight_Cyn

      Ohhhh SOOOOO Jealous!! YOU met THE UC????? You were that close to Maine and didn’t tell me??? I have GOT to find a way to plan a LTT East Coast get together..I figure IF and that’s a BIG IF I survive this wedding, I can take on ANYTHING…so be prepared…or afraid…. :)

      • TeamSeth

        If you make the LTT EC Get Together happen, I will go. I will make the flight across the land!

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          Ok ladies. It is freakin’ on. Let’s do this.

          Do I need to be the driving force? Because I will be! I will get all organize-y, watch out…

          • TeamSeth

            All organize-y. HAHA! I’m gonna blow both your freakin heads off!

          • Rob’s flaming dashboard

            I am not a million miles away from Maine.
            Can people get to Portland ME? Or Boston, or …?
            Hey, I know, let’s go to UC’s new place!

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            I’m up for anywhere from here (Maine) to Boston (or even beyond if need be).

            Road trip, Cyn? Or is it really out of the question? I’ll bet we could rope JodieO into it, too and figure out all the details…we could take it slow and make any special arrangements. Just think how great it would be to spend a weekend with people who really GET you and around whom you would not have to worry about taking a nap with Eddie. We might even join in… :)

            Of course, if people want to make the trek up to the great Maine woods I’m SO in – and could even host a bunch of people (we live in a big four-story house and I could send the hubs and kids away for the weekend).

            What think you, ladies? Hotel in Boston? Portland? Newport, RI? The gorgeous Maine woods?

            Also, is there a better place to discuss all of this? The Forum or something? (I’m sort of unfamiliar with the Forum.)

          • TeamJacobEdward

            Ten shades of jade I’m not a cool coastal chick. Maybe I’ll throw a LTT party for MN LTTers…

            *picture: me all alone in vast wasteland (read: hills and cornfields/snow depending on time of year) of MN singing, “all by myself… Don’t wanna be, all by myself” Bridget Jones’ Diary style*

            Because I’m the only MN LTTer. No wait! One of my best friends lurks LTT, but we see/talk to each other all the time so that would be like most any day.

            Oh well. You’ll all just have to remain people of my imagination. Cyn looks like a picture of a Midnight Sun. NCN is a funky pink triangle (omg I have to think of a new description for NCN because writing that down I realized that description is also a term used for a va-jay-jay). TS looks like… well, Daniel Cudmore/David Slade/Billy Burke/combo of guys. Etc, etc, etc with all LTTers. (I know, I’m being VERY imaginative.) ha! Wait.Crap! That means I look like a rat/bug! Hmmm…

          • TeamSeth

            @TEJ Yeah… I’m offering to fly from Oregon to Maine–MN is such a shorter flight!

        • Midnight_Cyn

          Good Morning Everyone!..Hey TS..Imma gonna hold you to that!!! We can have it here…I have a huge place and No Cool Name is right nearby so we can really do it big (twss)!! Stealing a line from Jaws..”My hubby..he’s gonna have a heart attack when he see’s what I brought him” lots of crazy Ltter’s (since he has no idea you all even exist! Just thinking about this has made me smile and less stressed about the wedding..LTT really IS therapy!!! UC..you up for a trip to Maine??? Moon..need some peace & quiet among the mountains and moose (no there not bears!!))???
          Let’s do this…:)

          • southernbelle

            Hey! What happened to you on Twitter?

            I thought I’d come and visit here, it’s been so long since I was here.

            Anyway, I’m enjoying all the Rob sightings in Texas and so jealous of the girls that met him!

          • operarose

            Cyn, I’m just waving hello. Hi!!!

            I am also glad to see I’m not the only one who comes back and posts in the comments on day 2! I have to keep up my LTT routine, after all…new post or no new post!

          • TeamSeth

            @MidCyn: Hold me to it! Just don’t plan it during expensive flying times (Jan-Apr is best). I will bring Mr. Seth who has fam in NH.
            @southernbelle: Holy crap! I haven’t seen you in sooo long. How are you?
            @operarose: Sort of weird, but I dreamed I met you! We were at the airport somewhere and you had an LTT shirt on and I went up as inconspicuously as possible and said, “Hi, I’m TeamSeth” and you were like, “Operarose!” and then I woke up.

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Team Seth, are you for real? Because I will do this, I am not kidding.

            Should I set up something on the forum? What’s the best way to do this? Maybe I’ll make a comment about it on the next regular post, early in the day, and see who else might be in. I’ll put my email address in and start working it from there.

            Getting psyched…

            operarose…any way I could send you an email? I have something I want to ask you. (No, I’m not a psycho stalker.)

            My email is abbey_rice@hotmail.com or you can click on no cool name and go to my blog and leave me a comment there (if you don’t mind…)

          • operarose

            @TeamSeth so funny! Could happen… though I would need to get a LTT shirt and fly to Seattle first!

          • southernbelle

            @TeamSeth

            Hi, yeah I know it’s been ages, RL is busy. But I kept going to LTR because as you know I’m obsessed with Rob :). How are you?

      • Stacey

        Can a girl from Connecticut come? Of course, I need to find a way for SGjr to let me come. Oh and I’ll have to strap the baby onto my chest with the Baby Bjorn. It should be easy. :0)

        • http://www.twitter.com/Halfsh0t Jamie

          I up for a LTT meet-up! I’m a Vermonter. Anyone else in this area?

  • Midnight_Cyn

    @TS..will work on the timing so you are able to attend for sure..that is IF I survive the wedding!
    @Southernbelle..HEY..HEY I have MISSED YOU SO.. <3.
    I am (facepalm) afraid to say I forgot about my Twitter account, not sure of my login name & password. I have also had a ton of trouble with my new email so I am going back to my yahoo account…drop me an email so we can catch up okay! xoxo
    @Operarose..hey there! I am thrilled that you are here everyday! I too HAVE to stick to my routine, my post-its insists on it! LOL..I do miss the daily posts and I was "gone" for so long (even though I monitored LTT I couldn't comment..still one handed lol) but I was always here…loves you!

    • operarose

      Hope the wedding prep is going well, Cyn!

    • southernbelle

      Hey Cyndi! I’ll have to look for your email, it’s been so long! RL has been so busy but I still go to LTR regularly because well you know, I absolutely love Rob!

  • http://sweetinator88.wordpress.com sweetinator88

    hahah this site: http://team-twilight.com/20100909/more-potential-breaking-dawn-casting-news/
    told me that the little boy with the girl that might be renesmee is her brother.
    theres other people on there thatre supposed to be in breaking dawn or something too

  • Midnight_Cyn

    I know that everyone is probably sound asleep..long gone are the days of our “marathon” 300 plus comments into the wee hours of the night..so sad.. :( but I am exhausted from a day of rehearsal dinner decoration/favor prep(covered in red/silver glitter I might add) and am now too overtired..in too much pain to sleep..so I am venting to “noone” cause LTT is and always will be for me, “my comfort zone”! Blanket Eddie is great..but not so much in the conversation dept.! :)

    • operarose

      Funny I just left you a little message saying I hoped the prep was going well!

      The red and silver glitter sounds awesome! It’s hard to sleep around the time of a wedding. Sorry you are in pain. It might be some of the wedding excitement keeping you up too. Mine was last month and my mom and I didn’t sleep for weeks, preparing and thinking about everything!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        Hey Opera!! How weird we were both writing at the same time….I am SO SORRY I forgot about your wedding!! How did it got? Do you have pics?? Are you enjoying married life??
        As for me, if I NEVER see Red glitter again it will be too soon..lol..now sparkly silver that is a different story altogether tee hee…
        You should see my dining room table, all brides and grooms..votive candles that I spent the day covering in red glitter..candle holders that I put red/sliver “tiny jewels” on and mirrors that I edged in silver glitter for the centerpeices..tomorrow I have to color the roses for the cake..can’t wait..(right)…tricky stuff when your doing it one handed and half witted…lol..
        So if you have pics and want to share, I would LOVE to see them…send them to my email address..the yahoo one..HUGS and belated CONGRATULATIONS!! xo

        • Rob’s flaming dashboard

          Congrats to operarose and hugs to Midnight_Cyn!

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