Kristen Stewart’s “Brother” speaks out about the Krisbians

*please read the entire post and the note at the end before you wild out in the comments*

Dear Kristen,

I just watched this video where you discuss the term “Krisbian”

Really, Kristen? Your “brother” doesn’t like the term? In fact it “pisses him off” you say… why is that do you think? Why would your “brother” hate that girls would go gay for you or at least have a torrid make out session at The Truck Stop in West Hollywood with you for one night? What else pisses your “brother” off so much?

How about when he turns the tv on and it’s always on the Logo channel? That you just bought stock in the Croc’s shoe company? Your roadtrips with Taylor Scout Compton? That your favorite show is “Thintervention with Jackie Warner?” That your idea of a romantic date is going to Home Depot for a new tool belt and a hot dog from the vendor in the parking lot? That your favorite actresses are Cynthia Nixon (and Rojo Caliente!), Meredith Baxter Berney and that girl from Top Gun?

Man your “brother” is judgmental! Can’t he just accept you and your fans and who you choose to love?  Does your “brother” get to choose who you love? And really, doesn’t your “brother” have stuff he should be doing? Like going out with his bromantical friends? Buying more smokes from the bodega across from the the hotel? Isn’t there an In-n-Out run he should be making? And I’m pretty sure there’s a ton  of push ups your “brother” needs to be doing right now for something important that’s coming up. Right? Your “brother” should probably be in the middle of his 5th rep of 100 crunches right now instead of trolling the internets for Krisbians to cyber bully. Jerk.

Really, if it weren’t for your “brother” you’d probably call yourself a Krisbian, right? You’d start a convention for all the Krisbians to meet up and wear Krisbian shirts. You’d tie a knot in yours, of course. And then lead a break out session on proper knot tying so that all the Krisbians were doing it the correct “Kristen Approved” way.

Ok, ok maybe you wouldn’t do any of that because well we heard months ago that you and I guess your “brother” now didn’t really care for the term Krisbian. And we agonized for months over who would have to write the letter letting everyone down gently. But with this video I guess we’re off the hook now and we can meet up and have girl talk over Margs!!! Virgin for you, of course. But it’s funny, Kristen, I really feel like we’re on the same page now. Like we have something in common after all this time. Wow, this might be a new chapter in our relationship.

But now that your “brother” has to come in and rained all over everyone’s parade and said the term pisses him off, what can we do about it Kristen? What about the Krisbians? Are they at home crying into their Krisbian for life pillows? Marked out with sharpie now, natch. You just can’t change how you feel, we know that! It’s like they’re the Kurt Hummel in this Glee world and we feel for them.

We love YOU just the way you are

Maybe we should start a support group for the Krisbians to vent their feelings and provide a safe place for them to discuss what they’ll do to your “brother.” I mean… umm…. how they’ll ‘take care of’ your “brother” welllll…. ok. Maybe we should hire bodyguards for your “brother” instead.

Loving everyone just the way they are,
Themoonisdown

A special note to Krisbians: we love and accept you just the way you are! No matter who you choose to love. We’re not like Kristen’s “brother,” you’re safe here! And to show our support we’ve even thinking of turning our avatar purple on twitter… if we could figure out how to do that.

*No we don’t think Kristen’s “brother” is really her BROTHER, nor do we think any of them are cyber bullies or gay bashers, nor do we hate Kristen. There! Saved you from your dumb comments, people who can’t have a good time on the internet.*

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  • MarieCurie

    Gay.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      ?????

    • eatmyjorts

      Your point is? Gay or not gay, whose business is it, really?

  • natashadushi

    HAHAHAHAAHAHA…. I am slooooow today! I didn’t “get” the brother quotes at first! After I read about the In-n-Out I “got” it. LOLZ

  • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit_passe

    Did you just say in the same phrase the “brother” RAINED over the fandom because they PISS him off? Ooohhh…

    And KStew just grow a pair for your interviews, yes, even when talking Krisbians, you’re not 12. Well, at least you didn’t giggle.

    • robgirl86

      totally, Totally, TOTALLY!!!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      golden showers? her “brother” is gross.

      • JodieO

        You just made me choke laugh.

      • http://www.twitter.com/halfsh0t Jamie

        That may be my deal breaker.

  • Brooke Lockart

    Golly, Kristen needs to take a step back and realize she’s dating someone exactly like her brother. Clearly, I did not miss the joke.

    Lol. Love it moonie.

    BTW, any comment that I start with “golly” is automatic win!

    • Janetrigs

      PLEASE NOTE: I did not Thumbs down here as I too enjoy a goo comment that starts off with a “Golly.”

  • robgirl86

    Oh, she KNOWS what “Krisbians” are? Wow! Tell us the truth Kristen, how much time you spent on the net in your freetime? Perhaps you should spent some more time with your BROTHER ? Dunno, I’m almost willing to start a “Respect the Krisbians Campaign”, nahhhhh, not really…I think I couldn’t care less!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      the krisbians are a hardcore bunch, im pretty sure they can take care of themselves. me, on the other hand?

      • robgirl86

        lol, come on, Moon, you wrote such a hilarious letter today, you don’t need a campaign at all!
        I love strong woman much more than the “faker-shy-ones”, who call their BF “brother”, how ridiculous is that? She should be proud to be with such a precious guy!
        It’s exactly THIS behaviour what makes “them” looking ridiculous and teeny-like, my 2 cent!

        • LTavares2010

          ITA. Rob looses credibility every time his “SISTER” opens her mouth at these “interviews” and says things like that.
          Dear KSTew, remember you are a grown up woman now, you are not Bella Swan, wake up! this is real life. Krisbian? Robsten? For heavens sake! You do not have anything intelligent to say?

        • Mania

          eh .. why? it´s a joke? she even says “that was stupid” right afterwards. the BAD thing is that josh-the-interviewer doesn´t follow up with “what do you mean, why does your “brother” get pissed off? now the q/a doesn´t make any sense.

        • elle

          Get outta my head!

          I think I might love you, robgirl86 :D

      • Bea

        On days when you write a post like this are you a little nervous about the fact that you’ve stopped using the Eclipse ribbons on pictures and people now know what you look like?

      • TeamSeth

        You are a strong, independent woman.

      • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

        Just how embarassed would you be by a Save The Moon campaign?

  • PinkFluff

    I, for one, need a class on the knot tying. And can I come along to marg night?? Please say we can go to Cabo Cantina and stare at the air brush art. Also I feel that our waitress Boobs-alot is a total Krisbian. Bet she would have made her “brother” very uncomfortable.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      “boobs in the shoes” is actually kristens motto

      • eatmyjorts

        And my reality, sigh :(

        • MidnightCougar

          Yep, unfortunately, after two HUNGRY kids, my reality too. :(

          • Midnight_Cyn

            I am right there with you ladies! After 4 very hungry children and BC, the “girls” aren’t nearly what they used to be..thus the store bought ones I got for the wedding..gave a whole new meaning to an uplifting day! :)

  • kandnandb

    Soooooooo……….if the “brother” is pissed off by the existence of Krisbians, does that mean they’ll disband bc they don’t have his approval?? And why isn’t the “brother” unbelievably turned on by the thought of all the potential girl-on-girl action he could be witnessing? Does. Not. Compute.

    Did someone mention margaritas?

    • Michelle

      LMBO…he should TOTALLY be turned on by it! Hmm…and…we’re back to “the BROTHER is gay!”

      LOL

      • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

        im glad when other people connect the dots for me.

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Geez, I thought I was getting better until today…throughout that whole post “my” brain read Krispies and suddenly I found myself in the pantry hunting down the box and now I am enjoying a huge bowl of yummy cereal! Thanks Moon, I loved the post and am really enjoying my treat as I usually forget to eat breakfast..tomorrow can you “roast” one of the cast! hugs and morning ladies!

    • MidnightCougar

      *HUGS* to you Cyn, for giving me my first good laugh of the day! Mornin’ darlin’! xo MC

      • TeamSeth

        Ditto. The “roast” was brilliant.

        • Midnight_Cyn

          HUGS you TS…

    • The Old One

      Best response EVER to the silliness.

    • operarose

      This is hands down the best comment!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      you are most welcome cyndi! rice krispies = krisbians!

      • JodieO

        Except Krispians don’t say ‘snap! crackle! pop!’ they say ‘hater! denial! shoes!’?

        • D_E

          don’t forget ‘fuck’

        • http://www.twitter.com/halfsh0t Jamie

          Maybe they’d be better off sticking with “Snap, Crackle, Pop”

  • Michelle

    I must be completely dense. I watched this yesterday and thought “why the heck would her brother get pissed about that?” and “why didn’t she just say brother in the first place instead of ‘this one person'”

    Wow. I’m slow.

    “BROTHER”

    I get it now. Did I mention I also wanna well YOUKNOW with her “brother”? I mean, as long as the Hubs doesn’t mind of course.

    **Ducking the hate** but dang it she always reels me in with being sweet acting during interviews…I kinda like her…but mostly still just jealous and want to live vicariously through her…**Please stop throwing stuff at me!**

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      I find that something about Akward Kristin brings out the Mama Bear in me. It makes me want to march over and turn off the cameras and tell her to go spend the afternoon at the beach, paparazzi -free.

      • Michelle

        Ohhh you helped me pinpoint it! I’m a mothering type to a fault! Thank you for helping me feel normal about my liking of well…her. Or maybe I can identify w/ “awkward” LOL. Who knows.

        Although, I must say…she is perfectly awkward for being cast as Bella…yet, have you noticed when she IS Bella, she’s not as awkward? I imagined Bella as strange as K is in real life. She’s def more “together” than I imagined her to be in the books…

        • TeamSeth

          She totally did the “Is that, is that Carlisle?” point! I was wondering where her Bella ring was!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        NCN I too feel the “Mom” in me come out whenever I see KS so miserable and nervous during these interviews! I want so badly to yell “cut” run onto the stage and ask her for Eddie’s number…no wait..that is the naughty in me…I really want to take her hand and sneak her out the back door! Obviously, for whatever reason, she still is not comfortable being interviewed and I think its unfair that the powers that be force her too. If her manager/publicist etc., don’t care enough to figure out a way to help make her more at ease then they should at least keep the interviews to a bare miniumun (sp?). Better yet, allow the LTT ladies to take Kristen under their glittered wings and I guarentee in short order will have her comfortable in ANY situation! :)

        • The Old One

          Oh, you’ve given me an idea! The Krispies could volunteer to do her interviews and red carpet appearances FOR her, since they know her so well, right?
          They could take off their tool belts and crocs and throw on a mini-dress and 5-inch heels. They know what she would say about her roles, and if they punched a few papparazzi and broke their cameras, it wouldn’t matter! Kristen coulld go spend time with her brother and let them take care of everything!

          • TeamSeth

            This is why I love LTT. On the same day that many of us learned what Krisbian actually meant (and its history–thanks Bex!), an entirely new term became invented!

            SWD–whip out your HP Touchsmart and get get crackin’ on the new design… something like a plate of Rice Krispies with the fake lesbian hand reaching in to grab one. a Krispie bar for each real and rumored male lover KStew’s ever had! Symbolism! Saying “LTT Loves Krispies!” or “Krispie Love”.

      • JodieO

        I’m not a mom. I’m the bitchy aunt that’s always telling my nephews to grow the fuck up. “You thought it would be fun to be an adult and you were in such a hurry to grow up, but it sucks, doesn’t it!? Too fucking late! Suck it up and act like an adult!” Not that KStew is in any way a deadbeat or an irresponsible like my nephews, but her expressions and mannerisms often remind me of them and she brings out my finger wagging tendancies. “You wanted to be an actress?! Stop flipping your damn hair and give the interview!”
        (no, my nephews do not flip their hair…)

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        I can totally handle the thumbsdowns (for real – I’m a big girl) but I don’t get WHY? Do you just hate Kristin so much that the thought of anyone feeling kindly towards her fills you with rage?

        • TeamSeth

          NCN! I totally bought you day-of-the-week undies today… now you’re saying you need big girl panties? Glad I kept the receipt.

          • Midnight_Cyn

            OMELE..so totally spit out my coffee with that one & then ran to the bathroom to make sure I was wearing the right day..I get confused easily! ;)

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Yep, take ‘em back and get me the right kind. Thanks bunches.

        • Midnight_Cyn

          NCN..When I first saw the thumbsdown I was about to get all over who might have done it, b/c it was a nice comment..but then I realized that you probably did not get genuine thumbsdown(s) as the thumbsdown/up has been off all day…one time it gave me like 10 at first post…so me thinks its broken… :)

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Hmm. Good point. Alright then, all is well with the world.

          • Midnight_Cyn

            @NCN..Don’t you think for one moment that if someone was downthumbing you (with no explanation) for a perfectly appropriate comment that I (we) would be all over their a$$!! We take care of our family here! So I am sure it was a glitch in the system. I don’t know about anyone else but the LTT site has been acting really weird all day, slow loading, freezing, etc., wait that sounds like me…I digress..its just the site, not you..and btw..we all loves you! xox

    • MidnightCougar

      I get very distracted when I watch her interviews b/c of all the flipping-of-the-hair, etc. That’s my excuse b/c I didn’t get the “brother” thing, at first, either Michelle, when I saw the interview yesterday. So, we’ll be “slow” together! :)

      • Michelle

        Agreed, the figiting, flipping, leg bouncing, crossing, recrossing does make it hard to follow the actual dialogue.

        Someone let her smoke during interviews…maybe that would help. LOL.

        • Keisha

          What like dialogue?

      • TeamSeth

        (I thought the brother thing was Big Brother.)

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      oh sweet lord, can you imagine us mentoring kristen? id love it and hate it. id like like STOP WITH THE HAIR THING ALL THE TIME. now let’s talk about your “brother”

      • MidnightCougar

        She has SO much potential, just let me give her a short PR lesson – PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

        • Midnight_Cyn

          MC: DO IT!!! PLEASE!! :) Hugs!

        • TeamSeth

          hehehe I read this as “short PR person” I thought “Tall person haters don’t sparkle!”

          • MidnightCougar

            :) You are too funny TeamSeth! I’m no expert, but I do think I could give her some sound advice, to improve on her issues with interviews!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        I vote we start with the most obvious annoying things first. Tie her wrists to each arm of the chair, then cross her feet (like a proper young lady) and tie them together, attach to the leg of the chair. Okay moving on..botox her eyebrows and then superglue her mouth into a smile…obviously I have spent way to much time thinking about this and am having a much worse day than I thought I was….

        • TeamSeth

          HUGS!

  • TeamJacobEdward

    You think maybe her “brother” is “pissed off” by the term, “Krisbian” because her “brother” feels like the term is calling Kristen a lesbian? And that makes her “brother” uncomfortable like her “brother” thinks they’re in effect calling her butch?

    Or maybe it reminds her “brother” too much about her faker lesbian relationship with Nikki that ended on a sour note and it just hurts too much.

    (ps, bummed I can’t see the vid on my phone…)

    • TeamJacobEdward

      I’m slow. I took it as Kristen was saying her brother instead of admitting it bothered her.

      But if it’s HIM…. Maybe he’s insecure and worries Kristen would take a Krisbian up on their offer and ditch him for a chick. Maybe the worry is purely from her fake lesbian relationship with Nikki. Maybe it wasn’t so fake.

    • Janetrigs

      OKay that is how I thought it was too. In fact, I had to go post a question on Twitter (that is how I get all my answers to deep questions) to ask what a Krisbian meant, because I thought that maybe it meant people thought she was gay. ANyhow, glad I wasn’t the only one, and THUMBS DOWN to me, for being som confused about Krisbians.

      • MidnightCougar

        Thumbs-up from me Janetrigs! Look at my post below, I was confused too! It’s all good! :)

      • Midnight_Cyn

        At least you didn’t read the whole post “seeing” Krispies instead of Krisbian…ditz award of the day goes to moi!

      • Janetrigs

        Also, I do not or ever thought that the Stew was gay, but even if she was, I’d love her anyway.

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Oh, look at the bright bunch we are on LTT today…. Our bulbs aren’t shining brilliantly today. At least not alone. Thx janetrigs :)

        Any visitors today: I swear we’re a bunch of fun, smart and hilarious girls and unicorns.

        • Midnight_Cyn

          Just for the record, not only is my light bulb out but I think I blew the circuit breaker more than once!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      ohhh good call on the fact that maybe it reminds him of the fake nikki reed love affair her and kristen had before it went WAY SOUTH.

      and dude people dont know about krisbians? why do i feel like this is in the lexicon of the fandom like hot pockets or big daddy is…. wow. i hope im not crazier than i thought.

      • TeamSeth

        Moon, does this mean you’re recalling the Fake Lesbians shirts?

        • Midnight_Cyn

          BLASPHEMY!

  • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

    Wait – all this time I thought “Krisbian” was a unique LTT term. I guess that’s what happens when LTT is your sole source of Twilight news.

    • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit_passe

      Me too. ANd I didn’t even think of “lesbian” I just thought it was like a KStew army (true term seen somewhere, twitter maybe)

      • Mania

        me to, also thought it only meant hardcore kstew-fans. but URBAN DICTIONAIRY helped me out there! *granny shuffles back to sofa”

    • Midnight_Cyn

      “Wait – all this time I thought “Krisbian” was a unique LTT term. I guess that’s what happens when LTT is your sole source of Twilight news” TRUTH..LTT IS THE ONLY SOURCE! :)

    • The Old One

      UC and Moon, please confirm, did you or did you not invent this term?

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      we did NOT make up the krisbian term. that special bragging right goes to someone else.

      we coined fake lesbian among other things but not krisbian!

      • roslynselene

        I heard ‘fake lesbian’ on TV last night (“Melissa & Joey”…meh! There was nothing on TV) and I giggled. :)

  • Dutchie

    I especially loved it when she says: “But uhmm…” She sounds exactly like her “brother”.

    • P.S.

      I think she picked up ‘yeah yeah’ from her “brother” too.

      • blackgirltwihard

        WEEELLLLL she needs to give that shit back. Hate when she says it…Her little antics are not “cute” anymore and I probably have the most compassion for her out of everybody! but Gah, she is BLOWING ME!!!! Kristen, I like you and all but you need to “woman up” in the interviews, babe!

        If I literally had 1 million heffas trying to take my man, I would be “on it”

        Stop giving the haters sooooooo much material DAMN!

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          If I literally had 1 million heffas trying to take my man, I would be “on it” – HILARIOUS.

  • libby

    LMAO!!!

  • MidnightCougar

    I was never really clear on the full definition/meaning of the term “Krisbian”, but thanks to LTT & Moon, I’m “down with the kids” now! Man, am I showing my age here! :(
    Also, b/c I focus solely on Rob, that probably contributes, in part, to my KStew terminology ignorance.

  • allryans

    We weren’t allowed to tie knots in our shirts at church camp because it showed our mid-drift and everyone knows that’s a gateway to making the purple*.

    *Purple – not a gay thing in this instance. Well, I guess it could be.

    • Rachel B

      awesome. In middle school (private church school) we went to a water park as a reward for getting enough reading points and we were only allowed to wear a ONE piece bathing suit.

      • Michelle

        Oh girls, I feel your pain. At our church camp, the ONE time we were allowed to put on suits and swim they HAD to be one-piece AND covered by a t-shirt. LOL.

        Yet the boys were all showing skin.

        Fair? I think not.

      • TeamSeth

        Oh, Water Mania! Remember when you took us there as a gift when you were like 8? That was so cute!

    • TeamSeth

      Gay or not gay — Purple’s cool.

  • busyx2hsmom

    WOW!!!

    FYI:

    Anybody else notice that at mark 0:24 that she starts to say “Rob”, but catches herself and says “somebody”?

    OME! That is funny!

    • busyx2hsmom

      *correction…she says “one person”

    • MidnightCougar

      So, I had to go back up & listen again, after I read your post, & I listened 4 more times & I think you’re right, it does sound like she started to say “rrr” & then stopped. hmm, good ear Busyx2hsmom.

  • Sharon B.

    This is funny….I seriously didn’t think twice about it when I saw the vid the first time….now that I have re-watched, yea Stewie…it was so not your bro and the way she said “ya know…my brother” gives much away. She’s a riot…

    So u gals don’t think he’s a cyberbully nor do u hate Kris….what about Rob? Does this mean he’s no longer loved? Do u really feel like he’s an as$hole and jerk now bc of this?

    is it bad bc he really doesn’t like the term, which is his honest preference? Is he not entitled to it w/out being seen as a ass? We all have some sort of hang-ups or pet-peeve, no?

    AND HEY!! Honest! I am just wanting to gain some perspective. I am thoroughly having fun here, so don’t start getting negatively emotional over my questions please….I’m trying to have fun!

    • Janetrigs

      To answer your question, yes it is bad and yes, Ron is an a-hole. I no longer like Ron….until the DTR movie comes out with the elephant, than I may care for him slightly, but I won’t like myself for it.

      Thumbs down to me for using acronyms.

      • JodieO

        What’s the DTR movie? Doin’ Trigs?

        • Janetrigs

          DTR = Dirty Train Ron, duh

          • JodieO

            Oh how foolish of me…

    • Midnight_Cyn

      “So u gals don’t think he’s a cyberbully nor do u hate Kris….what about Rob? Does this mean he’s no longer loved? Do u really feel like he’s an as$hole and jerk now bc of this?
      is it bad bc he really doesn’t like the term, which is his honest preference? Is he not entitled to it w/out being seen as a ass? We all have some sort of hang-ups or pet-peeve, no?”

      Ok so if I was not confused before, I am now for sure..what the hale are you talking about?

      • Janetrigs

        I have no idea, what she’s talking about either, but I gave my honest opinion on Ron. We all know how my hatred of both Ron, Moon & UC waivers despite their cleverness.

        • Keisha

          “both Ron, Moon & UC”
          I like that Moon & UC are one entity here!

      • TeamSeth

        I’m confused too. I thought that it was clear the cyberbully was “brother” who is clearly referenced as being Rob. Who is the third person she’s talking about?! Is it really Big Brother as I suspected?! And why does she think anyone would ever hate Rob? Or is this Janetrigs just trying to throw everyone off posting under a false name?! And are these ‘new’ people commenting actually lurkers or do they google search “krisbian” everyday and today it landed them here? Or – ZOMG – is Krisbian twitter trending right now?! Or better yet, and yummier (that’s subjective I guess), is Krispies trending?!

        • cledbo

          OK ok ok I can’t hold it in any more.

          You are on FIRE today TS – I’ve spontaneously combusted with laughter at your zingers.

          And now I have to go to lunch a charred, smouldering wreck. Thx. :)

          • TeamSeth

            Your diction here feels so good to say. A charred, smoldering wreck. (Smolderholder tonight! VampDi woot). So dramatic and sexy.

            Le sigh.

            Okay, this is my third time to ask… who is the pic of in your avi?

          • Luludee

            TS, Cledbo will have to give us the final say, but I’m pretty sure that it’s David Tenant in her Avi.
            If I am correct, I can’t believe I figured it out before you!! :)

          • TeamSeth

            lulu, I know! I’ve guessed that before… like the first time I asked I think… 10 years ago! (well, okay, prob like 3 months or so… but still! 3 months is epically long in LTT time!) But she’s never confirmed nor denied nor responded to my askings. :'( So, I do not know still if it’s the beloved.

        • Rob’s flaming dashboard

          If there’s a third person it HAS to be TomStu. Plus we haven’t mentioned him in a little while so – Hey TomStu, Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge, Hi Tom!

          • TeamSeth

            Wow! Snatch that up, RFD!

          • eatmyjorts

            We drove past a guy who looked just like him tonight, with beanie & looking very handsome. I’m only 50 miles outside of London, it could be him. I thought of you all, well more the girls at LTR.

    • Kat

      Huh?

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      sharon we joke around. a lot. we dont hate anyone here or any twi cast member. regardless of what tammy o says.

      • Janetrigs

        CORRECTION – I DO HATE, but it’s mostly for meaningless purposes and often explicitly means the opposite of what I am saying.

        Now who’s confused?

    • Edible Art ?

      Yeah I’d love to have a go at you – If only I knew what you were trying to convey ??

  • Janetrigs

    READY TO GO WILD OUT!

    • Midnight_Cyn

      Trying to envision Janetrigs going WILD OUT!! Take me…take me…. :)

      • Janetrigs

        You are TAKEN!

  • http://rosearcadia.blogspot.com Rose Arcadia

    I f*ckin’ loved this post…that is all!!!!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      you are f*cking welcome!

  • Rachel B

    I got confused. Does KStew really have a brother? Feeling so lost…

    I pretend you mean her boyfriend when you say brother, is that right? :-/

    • JellyBeanRainbow

      That’s a trick question, right?

    • http://twitter.com/pumagirlsf pumagirlsf

      lulz

      • robgirl86

        oh, Puma, how I love your avi! Kstew’s brother sucking from a bottle, now I just wanna beep* him….sigh*

    • Keisha

      To answer your question: Yes, there really is a BrotherStew.

      • Rachel B

        thanks.

        I really was confused. I dont know that much about her other than she is in movies and sometimes has cute dresses at awards shows. :-(

        • Rachel B

          cool. I posted this comment and not even two seconds later I got 8 thumbs up and 1 thumbs down… as the tech guys at my work would say- I think my computer is spewing demons!

          • The Old One

            Glad the demon has a positive outlook, and doesn’t automatically give 20 thumbs downs. That would be depressing.

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Same thing happened to me two days ago.

    • TeamSeth

      I googled it. She has 3! One blood, Cameron, and two adopted, Dana and Taylor.

  • theseviolentdelights

    Why would the term Krisbian piss her “brother” off? Frankly, it just reminds me of a rice krispies treat, and I thought that basically any guy would be down (twss) with the idea of something that sounds like food.

    Also, don’t knock the Home Depot! I hear making out amidst all the wood (twss) in the lumber department is a very sensual experience.

    • Janetrigs

      Ohh I like you as I to enjoy the Home Depot and Rice Krispy treats. Thumbs UP!

      • Stacey

        Accidental thumbsdown, so I added a thumbsup! Silly phone!

    • Midnight_Cyn

      Damn NOW I want to eat Krispie Treats but I already ate all the rice krispies in the house :(

      • theseviolentdelights

        I’m tempted to be slightly cruel in teasing you by saying I have a WHOLE BOX in my cabinet – but I’ll be nice and say that I send you some virtual ones. ;)

  • unlikelyfangirl

    Kristen’s acknowledgement of terms that could only be known via twitter/blog stalking is so very funny to me.

    I wonder when the cast will all finally admit that they read you guys daily? Will they conveniently arrange for you to attend a special press junket–just like SM did?

    • The Old One

      If there is a press conference with the cast, a la SMeyer, I’m afraid they are going to have to issue an invitation to everyone who has ever commented on LTT, just to be fair!

      • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit_passe

        THIS!
        We have to know whether a certain brother has heard about BIJ.

        • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit_passe

          I got 10 thumbs up the VERY MOMENT I posted it. Telepathy? UNless the server really loves BIJ.

          • robgirl86

            ME ..is the server! other 10 thumbs up for the BIJ mentioning!

        • natashadushi

          BIJ is my daily mantra…..

        • TeamSeth

          What is BIJ?

          • robgirl86

            I don’t think you’ll care, but when Rob arrived in Japan, he had some major not-resolved-problem in his pants! :-)

          • Midnight_Cyn

            Bless you TS…I sooo wanted to ask but I think I have used up all my stupid cards for the day…

        • LattersBaby

          Could someone please link me to the BIJ pic? I hate to beg, but I’ve spent hours trying to find that special picture.

          • The Old One

            I’m having a hard time with replying for some technical reason! This is my 4th try! Here’s your picture. I never quite believed in this picture, (1) maybe a manip, and (2) something too “rectangular” about it. A girl can dream, though, a girl can certainly dream:
            http://yfrog.com/f5bijvj

          • Midnight_Cyn

            @TOO: Oh Lawd..I didn’t want to look, I fought it..I failed..so I looked….I am still laying on the floor…(good thing I was only sitting on the couch and not standing…lol)

          • LattersBaby

            Thank you! I will have sweet dreams tonight.

          • The Old One

            So sorry about that! Now you know.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      i crap my pants even THINKING about that. stephenie was enough but being faced with ron, stew, taylor, nikki, jackson, ashley, kellen (oh sweet kellan) and all the shiz we’ve said over the years. man.

      • JodieO

        I would pay $5 to watch that.

        • Edible Art ?

          I’d pay ten british pounds – worth every penny !!!

          • tigerkitten36

            I will throw in $5.00 too.

          • Midnight_Cyn

            I would pay $100 to see that..actually not to see Moon crap her pants..I have seen too many crappy pants in my lifetime..I am paying to be there for the CAUSE of her crapping her pants….(in other words cause she was in the same room with the whole cast) picture it.. as they all slowly turn and face her/UC (and me) in unison “SO YOU are UC/Moon..u got some ‘splain to do”….. :)

          • TeamSeth

            @MidCyn, I totally love you today. More than normal! You’re rockin’ the sass.

      • Sj

        This is my new fantasy.

  • Stacey

    I just…well…umm…sometimes I just should…well… Isn’t that Lee Pace just the cutest? Boy oh boy, can’t wait to see him as Garrett. Sure do miss Pushing Daisies… Yep, I am avoiding any thumbsdowns at all costs. :0)

    • Janetrigs

      Thumbs down for trying to avoid thumbs down.

      • Stacey

        Now that’s a thumbsdown that I’ll treasure!

        Today Kristen and I have a special bond, thanks to the pimply faced kid who called me an “old Kristen Stewart”. It was the “old” that is keeping me up at night. Thanks a bunch little, pimply buddy. Argh.

        • Janetrigs

          Thumbs Down to the LAME kid!

      • lapushbaby

        Thumbs down for thumbs downing a thumbs down avoider

        Wait, what?

        • Janetrigs

          THUMBS UP!

          • Midnight_Cyn

            OMELE..I am SO confused now, thumbsup/down shitz my head is spinning…oh never mind that is normal…love you guys for making me smile so much today..really needed it, more than you know…Virtual hugs to all of you!!! XO

    • theseviolentdelights

      Thumbs up for mentioning Lee Pace (mmmmmm) – although I was tempted to thumbsdown you because now I will have pervy thoughts in my head all day and will be unable to focus on other things. ;)

  • Bex

    I know this post is sarcastic and all but I’d like to throw out there what I believe the term Krisbian now means.

    It started out as girls that would go les for Kristen however it has since turned into a term describing girls that would not only go les for Kristen but who also bash any and every guy shes with or rumored to be with because they “arent good enough for her”. This includes Rob as he is the number 1 target these days. Hence why he, “her brother”, doesnt like the term.

    Browsing through the comments it looks like a lot of you only use LTT as your sole news source so I felt the need to possibly enlighten you with another more up-to-date definition of the term Krisbian.

    Have a nice day!

    • Janetrigs

      Thumbs UP for politness. YOU, have a nice day too!

      • Bex

        Thank you very much :-)

    • MidnightCougar

      Ahhhh, thank-you for that more explicit explanation, ’cause honestly I’m entering a whole new world here. :)

      • operarose

        Same here. This Kstew fandom takes too much energy and time to figure out. I have more important things to think about…like watering my plants.

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      Thanks for the info. I’m honestly not sure if I’ve ever typed “Twilight” into a web browser when it was not preceded by “Letters to.” I have a feeling there is a whole world out there that I am oblivious to.

      • The Old One

        DO NOT GO THERE, NCN, DO NOT!

        • Midnight_Cyn

          TOO..you speak the truth! (plus I just wanted to say Hi and send you a virtual hug) xo

          • The Old One

            We have to look out for each other! Hugs back, Cyn!

      • Bex

        you do not want to get sucked into the fandom. there are more accurate “news” sights out there however if you’re just in it for laughs and take everything said with a grain of salt then stick with this one.

        • tigerkitten36

          ……Slice of lime and a shot of Tequila!

          Holla!

          • TeamSeth

            Forget these rice krispies treats. I know what I’m craving after work!

    • Rob’s flaming dashboard

      UC & Moon are my only news source. So how are those miners in Chile doing?

      • TeamSeth

        Following current trends– they’re waiting to give interviews until they get a book deal.

  • dazzledtodeath

    Her “brother”, hmm? Well, I guess she couldn’t come right out and say PR buddy. The mullet needs to learn the art of subtlety-all this *wink*wink* nudge*nudge* is laughable. Next up-the mullet shows up in a Conart T, sockless, showing anyone who’ll look pics on her Ipod of “a certain handsome young man” sharing a Hot Pocket with Jella.

    • robgirl86

      Kudos, and you/me have really high expectation of a girl who is not even able to talk in a …let’s say..semi-professional-way…about her “work” and…..don’t forget , she is sooooo “SHY”!

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      Since we are all admitting our cluelessness today…what’s a PR buddy?

      • The Old One

        Some people believe any relationship between Kristen and Rob is only for Public Relations (PR) to whip up interest in the Twilight movies, which no one would watch otherwise.

      • robgirl86

        a “PR Buddy” might be the guy you call your “brother” on national TV when it’s actually your co-star or in other words the guy you share chopsticks (and surely/maybe more) in asian-paps-loves-them-LA-restaurants…

        • MidnightCougar

          “…in asian-paps-loves-them-LA-restaurants…” lmao RG, you have the best statements. :)
          p.s.: I’m still on the biker-in-spandex hunt!

          • robgirl86

            :-) :-) :-) We (!!!) will find it, I am SURE!

    • kandnandb

      Yeah, this is exactly like the iPod thing. She’s like a fisherman-she dangles worms out there, just waiting for the interviewers to bite, then she gets to act all coy. He didn’t ask what anyone else thought of it…he asked if she was aware of the term, which she then answered with some version of “uh, um, yes, um.” You know, her typical wordspew.

      Damnit I was trying to be nice today. Maybe I should just give up on that…….

      • TeamSeth

        But but, doesn’t she answer his question at the end? She agrees with his prompt “So, you don’t care.”

        • kandnandb

          Oops! You caught me…I couldn’t watch it all! :-)

          • TeamSeth

            She did beat around the bush a bit…

  • operarose

    Dear Kirsten,
    I like your hair.
    That is all.
    Say “hi” to your brother for us.
    <3,
    O.R.

    • operarose

      Gah! Why is it that I always spell her name like the American Girl doll?! Sorry Kristen. At least I am not calling you “Dear Krisbian”.

    • Michelle

      Agree! Like the hair.

    • TeamSeth

      1) I like her hair too. How does one get that look?
      2) How does one get that smokey eye look? I’m an epic fail at smokey eye. I always look like I have a black eye and promptly remove all eyeshadow and start over with my normal simple minimal amount.
      3) Did you “say hi to your brother for me” mean to sound like the Marky Mark “Say hi to your mother for me”? ‘cuz I heard it in his voice hehe

      • Michelle

        Agree with the “i’m clueless about smokey eyes” I, too look like I’ve been beaten when I try. Booo me!

        Say Hello to your mother for me! LMBO. I love that SNL skit where they made fun of Mark! Mmmmm…Wahlbergs. Yes, I said Wahlbergs. Mark? Swoon! Donnie? Double Swoooooooon! (Showing my age…)

  • Luludee

    I know this is a funny and sarcastic post, but I don’t understand the big deal about if her “brother” hates the term or not.
    Besides, everyone has clearly overlooked the real news/issue here…. Kristen actually SMILED!!! :D

  • Midnight_Cyn

    So to blur the lines alittle more, just saw a clip on some entertainment show and Kristen was being complimented on her outfit at the opening of her new movie Welcome to the Rileys and instead of just smiling, thank you etc., she says “If I don’t like what I am wearing, I like literally want to kill myself” and puts two fingers to her forehead like shooting herself….so as protective and defensive I tend to be because I do like her..I shook my head in disbelief b/c this is one time where she DIDN’T have to say anything but does and it just sounded..well..awful…so confusing indeed..

    • eatmyjorts

      Hey Cyn, I didn’t see this , but she does rely a lot on hyperbole. Mind you, if I was criticised the way she is for my clothing choices I’d feel like breaking out the exaggeration. I understand your concern though, & read your comment the other day. I think a lot of teenagers will just take it in the way it’s meant, as overblown, but not literal.

      • Midnight_Cyn

        EMJ: You bring up two really good points. I wonder what Kristen’s family life has been like? Often these young actors reflect how they were brought up, like Dakota Fanning, she has always had a strong family relationship and lots of support and I think she is reflective of that in her confidence/poise. So perhaps that is lacking in Kristen’s life? Which is why most of the “Moms” here are so eager to defend her actions b/c we recognise the signs of insecurity and lack confidence in her?
        With respect to the critisizing of her clothing choices..having raised 3 daughters, I found that they often chose their outfits (sometimes horrendous) as their 1st attempt to express themselves as indiviuals and to rebel. That said, they are not in the spotlight, as is Kristen. Here again, I think alot of young “stars” use their clothing/behavior to also make a statement of where they are in their lives at that particular time. I think they often wear outfits that are bound to be critisized purposely to define themselves from the characters they play and to prove that they have a life/mind of their own. Some also want the additional publicity though I don’t see that in Kristen. I think she may be just the opposite.

        • The Old One

          Actually, her home life seems pretty solid: parents never divorced; of three brothers, I think one was adopted and another was a cousin who her mom took in and raised. They seem to have a quirky, arty, kind of home life, with lots of pets and friendly atmosphere. Just my impression and reading things here and there.

          • eatmyjorts

            I agree. All 3 main actors seem to have very tight family lives, which is massively to their benefit. K Stew’s Mum is Australian though, I love Australians, but they can be a bit caustic & blunt. And she does only have brothers, that can make you a bit tomboyish & defiant. KStew psychology 101. I really like her, always have.

    • kandnandb

      My fingers were just itching to reply even though I know I shouldn’t, I really don’t mean to start in on bashing. I’ll try to phrase it nicely:

      “If I don’t like what I am wearing, I like literally want to kill myself”??? I know she’s only 20 but my 8 yr old knows there are kids who are less fortunate than he, kids who get free lunches & hand-me-down clothes from church drives. Yeah, if I got a free $5000 dress and I didn’t really like it, I’d, like, totally kill myself too.

      I weep for this world.

      • Midnight_Cyn

        VERY WELL SAID! :)

    • MidnightCougar

      Wow, that was quite a statement for her to make; I have a feeling Kristen will be seeing some serious backlash directed towards her about that; especially with all the media attention regarding teen-suicide in the US.

    • operarose

      I agree that was a totally inappropriate thing for her to say.

      On the other hand, and not to defend her or anything, but she’s an actor and I have a serious problem with our society in general expecting working actors to be brilliant people on their own and always say the right thing when they’re not reading a script.

      Not to insult her intelligence, either, but in general I think we hold actors, including her, to an inappropriately high standard.

      Let’s just let her say what she says and not take it as gospel. (Not that that’s what you’re doing either. I’m just saying we should ignore most, if not all, of what she and other actors say, because it doesn’t mean anything in the grand scheme of things.) Now politicians and public figures in the corporate and political world, on the other hand… we should hold to a much higher standard than we do! But that’s another story.

      • kandnandb

        Very good point, @operarose! I certainly don’t take her words as gospel-I could be her mom (if I’d had her as a teen, that is) but I do worry about her being a role model. It’s rough enough being a teenager w/o having someone you idolize make such materialistic statements like that. Even her workout clothes would make my Target & Old Navy clothes look like rags but I’m old enough to not care-my kids having nice clothes & healthy teeth are more important. But to an impressionable 15 y/o-she’s going to take that as gospel.

        I try to teach my kids that every action, every word has consquences and hurtful actions/words cannot be taken back. Kristen said it, she has to deal with it. I know she’s not the only one who has ever made an inflammatory statement before (*cough*Miley*cough*) so I’m not pointing the finger at just her but let’s face it-a teen is going to listen to the Kristens and the Mileys of the world over any politician. Sad but true. They have more power than parents would like to admit and while that’s a heady responsibility, I wish they’d use their powers for good.

        WOW-you got me all Tweedy, @operarose!! ;-)

        • operarose

          I’m here to bring the tweed. Always.

          I think at least KStew is a good talking point, as you mentioned, hopefully there are a lot of good moms out there who can use her as a talking point with influential young girls vs. just letting their daughters idolize her. On the other hand, a small, rabid group of fans online aside, I’m not sure how many girls in “real life” really would emulate her. We should give kids the benefit of the doubt, too :)

          Also, what I meant about politicians – I meant we should hold them to higher standards because a lot of what they say is #$%& and we shouldn’t accept that from elected officials/influential people in society. They need to go when their BS goes overboard. Sorry, I think that was kind of a confusing point the way I wrote it. And totes off topic. But the point was to contrast celebrities/actors, who I don’t think we should get all up in arms over when they say something stupid.

        • operarose

          P.S. you sound like a very good mom, I bet there would be fewer Krisbians in the world if they all had a mom like you ;)
          And by Krisbian, I mean teenagers who spend all their time home alone on the computer defending a girl they’ve never met instead of doing their homework.

          • TeamSeth

            This reminds me. I was reading ch 1 of BD last night and I kept wondering why she wasn’t doing her homework. And then I remembered she’d graduated already and I was so glad that we didn’t have to deal with homework any longer.

  • eatmyjorts

    Do you know I watched this interview & never gave the identity of the ‘Brother’ a second thought? So dim. But now that floodgate is open doesn’t it make you think about what other things her ‘Brother’ knows about & doesn’t like?
    And I agree with you Cyn, she makes me come over a bit maternal when she’s not so good in interviews. I wonder what Mama Stew tells her?

    • The Old One

      Other things he might know about… like, gulp … us?

      • LattersBaby

        I get maternal too–I teach a special Public Speaking course for people with high CA (communication apprehension). For some, it is a truly debilitating problem.

        Kristen, call me.

        • blackgirltwihard

          Thumbs up was not good enough!! Can you send her your number or post it here just in case she reads this. *Don’t worry about us LTTers stalking you; we only stalk Twilight shit!*

          I’m calling an intervention. I love Kstew and all and I’m all about the “save our smart girls” FB post (you can google it) that was done on her, but she is killing me!!!!

          She was getting better but now its worse…She falls to pieces when he comes up and she is off her guard…

          • LattersBaby

            Oh, I’ve called her several times blackgirlwihard, but she never returns my messages.

            Someone must be giving her some advice, though. She tried the old, “if you’re really stuck in an interview, turn the question around on the interviewer trick.” Doesn’t really work this this particular topic:

            ‘Um…what would people do with…um…your name…how would they call you…um a …les…be…um, you know.”
            Sorry, you FAIL my dear. But, C+ for effort!

      • Rob’s flaming dashboard

        Tweed serious, he knows.

  • CaptainObviouslyHetero

    Hmm I wonder if the Krisbians, the biggest bullies on the interwebs, have changed their avis to purple for anti-bullying day. It’d sure be funny to me to see these “ladies” pretend to be anti-bullying, when they are the 1st to engage in flame wars when someone even farts in the vicinity of their Krisbian Kween Stew. Speakin of, I feel a fart a-stewin’ in my bowels! pffft on them!

    PS: Don’t you know LTT was hacked by the Krisbians? (jk but they probably did it!)

  • roslynselene

    Ooooh so *this* is the post UC was talking about yesterday on Twitter. I read LTR this morning and thought, “Hmmm why would Moon get murdered for this?”

    Dear Kristen (my first letter to you I believe),

    Oh brother…

    That is all,
    Roslyn

    • MrsRobPattinson

      Oh “brother”, indeed!

  • Tex Bottle Blonde

    Rob may not like Krisbians but he’s always had a soft spot in his heart for Kris. I just saw this old Twilight interview where he says, “Kristin is def marrying material” or something like that. (5:00) IMO He’s just really wanting her all to himself.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHmK9LdNHq4&feature=player_embedded

    BB

    • roslynselene

      Holy shit, Robsten, I’m not wife material. :( Can’t cook, no patience for BS, don’t like kids, no motherly emotions. Yup, my heart is black, cold, and made of stone. Which means I’m fuck buddy material. ;) Word to your “brother”, Kristen.

      • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

        I don’t have a cold heart but am def not marriage material either, no motherly symptoms or cooking skills, I guess that leaves me with fuck buddy material. Can I join?

        • roslynselene

          Lol I was being sarcastic about my cold stone heart. I assumed people would think that since I don’t like kids. But yes, you may join! :)

      • robgirl86

        I love this guy , BUT on this he would have a hard (twss) time with me, ….CHAUVINIST!

    • operarose

      Or else he’s just a method actor…being all possessive to really get into the character of Edward.

      • http://www.twitter.com/halfsh0t Jamie

        Mmmyes, method acting. There was a script change in Breaking Dawn. The real compitition in the Twilight series for Edward was never Jacob, it was Leah all along….

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/petitbiel Biel

    I must be dense tonight, but the more I watch this interview, the more I think there’s no “brother” at all. I mean, I just think SHE and only she doesn’t like the term “Krisbian” but doesn’t have “ovaries” to piss her fans off.

    • kandnandb

      You could say balls if you really wanna. I’m fairly certain she has a bigger set than some guys I know. And that’s not necessarily an insult. (It is but sshhh…..don’t tell.)

    • robgirl86

      ohh, how much I like YOU and your theory on this!
      100bazillion thumbs up !

      • robgirl86

        oh.,,….the server loves your theory as well, 10 thumbs up just by posting….lol

  • JodieO

    Dear Moon,
    I’m not convinced that the awkward way Kristen says ‘brother’ is code for anything or anyone else unless I’m willing to believe that 3/4 of what she says is code for something else.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      wait you’re saying you dont believe actors LIE?!!

      NOOOOooo!!

      • JodieO

        NO!

        I’m saying that KStew is too awkward to pick hidden meaning out of every awkward thing she says!

    • Nelle

      When the interviewer says “Who’s that” and she says in a really low sarcastic tone of voice “Oh yeah, brother,” I think she is being facetious. She knows we know she means Rrron.

      • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

        for sure! hence the entire post. WE ALL KNOW rob and kristen. it’s alright. we’re not dumb.

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Damn..I may have just outed myself :( A friend just wrote me and said that Lyle Lovett was on her plane (she is a flight attendant) and she asked me if he was ever married to Julie Roberts? I quickly wrote back “Yes, he was for about a minute, btw if Eddie is ever on your plane, ummm I will be picking you up at the airport..” To which she responded, “Who the hell is Eddie?” Without thinking (of course) I answered “You know Edward from Twilight” ….she hasn’t written me back..,…

    • JodieO

      Bahaha! I love you. =)

    • MidnightCougar

      No worries Cyn, we’ll protect you! lol You might as well come out, it’s a lot easier out of the closet than in, believe me; & you’re so loveable that everyone will still love you just the same anyways. :)

    • TeamSeth

      She probably hasn’t replied because she had to turn off her phone for the duration of the flight.

  • http://twitter.com/MsYuppieScum DontQuestionMe

    This post and many of the comments have me giggling. I like Stew but my true mission in life is to disrespect her “BROTHER” nice and slow.

    • Michelle

      And I love you for that.

      Ditto!

    • http://letterstotwilight.com themoonisdown

      LIKE!!! forever and ever

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d638e0d6b86e5d01ee06134a91414173?s=80 VoteMeIn

    *giggling* feels like old times… Loved the post & all the comments today!

  • TeamSeth

    I’m so late to the game today. i will be reading comments ALL afternoon (thank god, work is super boring today).

    All that really stuck out to me in this post was that Kristen’s drink would be virgin. I completely forgot she’s not 21 yet!

    I also hope that the Krisbians start a roller derby team if they haven’t already! Krisibians vs. the “Brothers” Ultimate show down!!!! Sans Drew Barrymore.

    • http://www.twitter.com/halfsh0t Jamie

      Ooh, I love roller derby! My friends on a team and she wants me to join. They are always look for big curvy girls who can knock bitches on their asses.

  • operarose

    Let it be known that after reading today’s comments I went to the grocery store, bought Rice Krispies and marshmallows, and made “Rice Krsibian Treats” in honor of all LTT women, Kristen, and her “brother.” I wish I could share them with you all. Alas, I cannot.

    • operarose

      *all LTT women and unicorns

      • Midnight_Cyn

        Ok that was just plain cruel..its not like I can just go to the store and get some .I HAVE NEVER CRAVED A RICE KRISPIE TREAT THIS BAD IN MY LIFE….I hope you at least added purple food coloring to the marshmallow mix..

        I also want to add that today feels like the good ole days..with all our friends gathered together, laughing,commenting, and of course SOME of us eating RICE KRISPIE TREATS… what do you say TS.,Opera,TOO, JT etc.wanna shoot for the 300 comments goal?? Who else is in??? OK I HAVE NO LIFE don’t judge..besides I have a post it that I have left on my computer forever that says “We made it, 300 comments today” so I will never forget..(its in pretty rough shape so I would like to replace it with a new one…hint hint..)

        • TeamSeth

          I’m in. I’ve put some efforts in already ;) And you’re on fire today!

        • operarose

          Cyn, I didn’t want you to feel bad :( I greatly appreciate you, as my snacking inspiration today, and every other day for your lovely comments.

          I am sending you virtual Rice Krisbians right now over cyberspace. Not that that helps any, I know. Maybe someone in your family can buy you one? Or how about the flight attendant friend who keeps bugging you? Tell her you’ll answer her questions if she brings you a Rice “Krisbian” Treat from the airport Starbucks.

          • Midnight_Cyn

            opera…I think it would be extremely stale if my friend brought it to me..one, I never let anyone visit me and two she is in LA…but I appreciate you trying to get me a Krispie… xo

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Cyn, you never let anyone visit you? Is THAT why you won’t let me bring you brownies? I’m close enough to and I could change the order to Rice Krispie treats…

          • operarose

            I would mail some, but they would get stale, thrown out, and/or possibly eaten in customs when crossing the border from Canada to the U.S. :(

          • MidnightCougar

            I’m in Canada too operarose, we should plan a trip to the US – a meet & visit Cyn trip with LOTS brownies, rice Crispie treats, etc! :) Wow, we could even make it an LTT/LTR meet our on-screen friends party!

          • TeamSeth

            opera, I always thought you lived in Maine! But now it’s Canada? Major fail on my part.

  • Janetrigs

    I have nothing more to say, cept perhaps that I now want a Rice Krisbian Treat, too.

    • The Old One

      Me, too, as well, would like a Rice Krisbian treat.

  • TeamSeth

    Oh yeah! There’s a shirt for it! :)

    • TeamSeth

      fail. That was in response to robgirl86’s BIJ explanation.

  • http://www.twitter.com/halfsh0t Jamie

    Announcement! The company One Condoms just linked to Twi-fiction on their Twitter. This makes me giggle :)

  • JustGoWithIt

    Kristin, darling, do some role playing exercises with Rob (ahem, not that kind of role playing). Rob you be the interviewer, Kristen you be yourself but with enough do-overs to come up with some less awkward answers. Rob has gotten really good at on the spot clever/funny answers to silly questions. Nobody expects you to give a heart felt straight answer to a questions like “Do you know what a Krisbian is?”, so you can have fun there. Try something like “Well I’ll go gay for you too”.
    When you give a snippit of real information, but won’t explain any further and mumble stuff like we’re not going to notice you really said it, well….it doesn’t really come off that well.
    p.s. since I brought up role playing – can you imagine doing sexy time role playing as Bella and Edward when you actually are Rob and Kristen? How good would that be?

  • Robjunkie

    LMAO at the comments today. Total Win, and surprisingly no drama given the topic. It’s nice that we can all stand united in our defense of the Krisbians. Brings a tear to the eye.

    • TeamSeth

      your avi even looks like he’s holding up his arm and shouting, “We stand united!” hehe

    • JustGoWithIt

      I would have stopped reading the comments section of LTT long ago if there were the usual weird internet fights (and comments that make no sense) that occur in most comment sections of pop culture sites. No offense to men (kind of), but I think it helps that the majority of LTT reader that comment are adult females. Yes, let’s get teary eyed and feel a kinship!

    • Michelle

      Ohhh a partner theme song to compliment “We are the Rob” coming soon…to a blog near you!

      Hmmm…come on creative ones…the Krisbians need an anthem!

      • MrsRobPattinson

        And that anthem would be – “I kissed a girl and I liked it…”

  • Midnight_Cyn

    OH I SO JUST GOT BUSTED!!! Hubs and eldest daughter just came in and it goes kinda like this:
    “Hi Mom, whatcha doin?”
    “I don’t know what she’s been doing but she has been at that computer all day”
    “Ummmm oh I ummm beeen looking for a good receipe for Rice Krispie Treats, I haven’t made them in forever”
    Silence…
    “Mom, the receipe is on the box”
    Silence…
    “OH.ummm. really?? I never thought of that? Do we even have any in the pantry?”
    Hubs shakes his head “So you spent all day looking for a receipe that we may or may not even have the ingredients for?”
    Silence….
    Daughter laughs”Okay Mom, even I am not falling for that..”
    Sheepishly I mutter “Christmas shopping????” ;)

    • MrsRobPattinson

      In honor of today’s Kstew theme, just tell them you were looking for a recipe for loquat pie…that stumps them every time! :-)

      • Midnight_Cyn

        That is a great idea except: 1. I have no idea what that is? 2. I could never even attempt to prounounce it, 3. They know I have a hard enough time speaking simple English words correctly (or read them correctly as proven by my mind reading “krispies instead of krisbians”) but thanks for the idea…xo..btw you stumped me, so in therory it works! :)

    • The Old One

      Remember the on-line book club! We’re here to discuss BOOKS, Midnight Cyn!

      If that fails, well, have them email me and I’ll set them straight! We need you here!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        Damn I completely forgot about the “book club”..major fail..thanks for reminding me! xo

  • Midnight_Cyn

    This day is headed downhill for sure..friend from the plane just wrote me again with lots of questions I don’t want to answer…worst one: “You do know that Edward is just a character in a movie right?” OH LAWD….

    • TeamSeth

      Did you reply, “Of course I know that. My kung fu is strong.”?

      • Midnight_Cyn

        Geez TS..don’t put that in my head..I am trying to come up with plausable answers to her questions!! :) There is NO way she would understand this…We were elementary/high school friends and she is always teasing me about me being such a book nerd and how she used to cheat off my papers..lol..I haven’t seen her in years and she has had a hard enough time adjusting to the post accident me…I would probably give her a heart attack if she knew my “secret”….lol…or she would send me a sympathy card!

        • TeamSeth

          hehe sorry. Hmm… I like JodieO’s suggestion. Something ambivalent that will potentially stop her from asking further questions about Twi.

      • Michelle

        OMG TeamSeth. Best response ever. I think I may start answering every “no” question with “no…but my kung fu is strong.”

        Classic.

    • JodieO

      I think you should just answer her with a “HOW DARE YOU?!” and see what she says.

      • LattersBaby

        JodieO,
        There have been so many funny posts today, but your post just sent me over the edge! Hysterical.

        • JodieO

          I aim to please.

  • Sj

    Krisbians, BIJ, bitchy aunts, and Cyn firing her six shooter!

    Epic.

  • Midnight_Cyn

    On a closing note to such a perfect day..I wish to sum it up:
    I have learned many things today!
    I now know the difference between a Krispie & Krisbian..
    We can talk about Kristen w/o drama…
    This is the coolest place on the planet to come to everyday..(whoops I already knew that one)
    I should NEVER EVER EVER go to any link posted here…but since I did:
    For the 1st time in my life I looked at a picture of umm the anatomy of a man (solely for the purpose of judging whether or not the picture had been tampered with)
    There are way more words in the English language than I could ever imagine…
    That I am better off NOT knowing what LTT abbreviations stand for….
    That I can crave a treat that I previously would never have wanted to eat…
    It is a proven fact that we all miss daily posts like this from UC/Moon as evident by the amount of comments today..
    Even though I already knew this, I am continually amazed by the wonderfully funny, creative, caring family here…
    Yes, it has been a great day indeed… :)

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      Love it.

      • Midnight_Cyn

        NCN: Had to respond here b/c I couldn’t where your other comment regarding visitors was. No, I haven’t let anyone, family, friends visit since the accident. In the beginning it was too hard (twss) b/c I had to relearn everything including how to speak and I didn’t want ANYONE to see me like that, then when I started to do better and began talking with them on the phone/online etc, I could tell it was very difficult for people to adjust to the “new” me and they slowly they drifted away. I don’t blame them, as I have said before, most of the time I am lost in my own head, so I can totally understand how difficult it was/is for others to accept me being so different. The other thng is that I can’t keep up with the house the way I used to and believe me when I say I was a neat freak also, I don’t want people to see what should be a living room that is fact my bedroom..so it is just easier for everyone to keep communication limited to email/phone. Lastly, I never know what kind of day I am going to have..so its hard to plan anything..but I bet you make AWESOME brownies…. ;) Hugs!

        @Opera: Thanks for the offer! (I would settle for stale lol)…BTW I love Canada and my bucket list includes a trip to PEI…hope your having a great day! xo

        • MidnightCougar

          Cyn, if you EVER come to PEI, you’d better tell me b/c I live driving distance from that sweet little Province & I would be honored to meet you, just the way you are now! Beautiful to the core! :) xoxo MC

          • Midnight_Cyn

            MC..You are so very sweet! I would be thrilled to meet you! You have to tell me if PEI is as beautiful as I have seen on TV? To me it looks like a peice of heaven on Earth. Now I have even more incentive to go cause your near there! (I hate that you now have to have a passport to go into Canada, I will never get that done! )
            BTW if you want to see the wedding pics email me at: stareidefiftyseven@gmail.com and I will send some to you!
            Hugs!

          • MidnightCougar

            Yes Cyn, PEI is as amazing as it looks in pictures. I lived there for 5 yrs when I was 5 till I was 9. There is a lot of beautiful countryside & history. We took our children there 3 yrs ago for vacation, I showed them where I lived, where Lucy Maud Montgomery lived, where the “Anne of Green Gables” story was based on, where the movies were madde, where Anne’s original home is; the grave-sites, etc. There is so much to see in such a small Province, you really should try to see it sometime.

            Anyways, I’ll e-mail now, damn right I wanna see those wedding pics; I was so pissed when those hackers ruined everything before I got to see them. I’ll put my screen name in the subject spot so you know it’s me. I’ll even give you my REAL name…..shhhhh….don’t tell anyone else! ;) xo

        • operarose

          You should add Montreal to your list! Visit this city and I’ll show you around! And you wouldn’t have to worry about what you are on the “outside” with me, because I already know you’re awesome on the inside. (<— Mr. Rogers moment of the day. And Moon thought this post would generate hate…we're showing her! It's love all around, people. Cue sappy music.) But seriously, I mean it.

          • Midnight_Cyn

            Opera, I have been to the incredibly beautiful Montreal as a child, such wonderful memories I have of a family trip we took (so glad I have not lost pre accident memories) and I would very much like to go back there even more so now that I know you live there! Seriously, we have even talked about the fact that the hubs and I would love to live somewhere in Canada..
            Regarding this post and feeling the love..I just have to get sappy here for a moment and say that the last two weeks have been very difficult for me which is why I stayed away for a bit..I only intended to comment once yesterday b/c I found myself at first really angry that I had misread Krispbian, thinking all along it was Krispies..but as it turned out I started to smile at the posted comments and said WTH and joined in again…for the whole day, I had a smile , was happy and able to put my issues aside…I cannot tell you what that meant to me, So from the bottom of my heart, thank you all for being my friends and for giving me such a wonderful day in spite of things..I love you all so much! xo

          • MidnightCougar

            LOVE coming right back at ya babe! Now, where’s those Wedding pics, I’m waiting! lol :)

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          Ok, I get it. I won’t be offended that you won’t let me come visit you. :) HOWEVER, I would like to make several points in favor of me visiting you:

          1. I didn’t know you pre-accident, so I wouldn’t be comparing you to the “old” Cyn.
          2. Like operarose said, I already know your inside, so don’t worry so much about the outside (only operarose said it better – hi, operarose!)
          3. I have four kids ages five and under – I’m PRETTY SURE your house has nothing on me (and I used to be a bit of a neat freak myself…sigh).
          4. I know and UNDERSTAND your secret obsession – wouldn’t it be nice to be “out” for once? Just tell your husband I’m a friend you met on that “online book club.”
          5. How much conversation could we possibly need with a plate of Rice Krispie treats, the Twilight and New Moon DVDs, and our blanket Eddies? Yes, I would bring mine and we could have a movie night!!

          Seriously, though, I respect your need to have boundaries but if those boundaries EVER change, I’m the closest LTTer to you (I think) – let me come over!!

          • Midnight_Cyn

            NCN: I wish I could give you a huge hug! I especially love #5..I have always dreamed of having a Twilight movie night with fellow LTTer’s who “get it” and could laugh at all the LTT stuff while watching the movies etc., how much fun would that be! Usually I am hiding the fact that I am watching them on my computer w/headphones on…lol..
            I just wish I had the courage..but I so appreciate the fact that you would even offer to take time out of your hectic life to visit, truly means the world to me! Plus the mental picture of you curled up on one couch and me on mine in our Eddie blankets had me laughing out loud!! XOXO

        • http://www.twitter.com/halfsh0t Jamie

          Cyn,
          My situation is nowhere like yours. I do not want you to think I’m at all compairing. But I can sympathize with the feeling of not wanting anyone to see your house.

          My son was born with special needs. After 5 months (and some major surgeries) we came home from the hospital and between handling oxygen tanks, feedings, being a constant mess from baby puke etc. having to constantly hold my son on his stomach so he wouldn’t stop breathing, specialists and nurses stopping by every other day and then having to explain all this to guests, plus how I was feeling emotionally, and the house that was atrocious constantly, I just wouldn’t let anyone in to my home. I didn’t want to be criticized or judged because I just couldn’t function, or find time to clean my house, let alone myself. It took a while, but I realized that my real friends didn’t care. They didn’t judge. They’d come hang out on days my son and I basically couldn’t leave the couch. I also had quite a few friends who just took off because they couldn’t handle my situation anymore.

          My parents were horribly judging, wondering why there were always dirty (Sometimes going moldy ooops! :P) dishes in the sink or why my clothes were on the floor or in baskets instead of put away.
          There are people out there who care about you enough to put all of this aside and just hang out and have fun with you. Let them support you. Hell, maybe you’ll luck out and get a friend (Like me!) who will do your dishes once in a while! :)
          Its obviously going to take time, but eventually you’ll feel better about people entering your space.
          I hope that helps a bit!

          • Midnight_Cyn

            Hi Jamie, its nice to “meet” you. I am so sorry that you have had such a tough time. I too know what it is like to come home with a special needs baby and the equipment etc., it is terrifying to say the least. I really hope that all is well now for you and your child, that you have plenty of help and support and love in your life. Know that you always have people here that will be there for you when you need them, especially to make you laugh on days that you feel that it is impossible to do so.
            I freely admit that I am my own worst enemy! I know what I was like before and I miss the person I was. I am also a realist, I have tried to maintain friendships and family connections but they slowly dwindled. It is partially my own fault b/c I was embarrassed by the mistakes I would make or forget to call someone back etc.,
            Plus it is so hard to explain to ppl how my brain works or(doesn’t work) now. The physical parts they can see and understand the limitations but they don’t get the rest and I can’t tell them b/c I am still learning and adjusting to the changes myself. Who knows what time will bring, but I just wanted to say thank you for sharing your story with me and for all your kind words. I think I speak for everyone here when I say how happy we are to have you as a friend!Hugs..

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Oh Cyn!

      I always love your comments but today (well yesterday) you had me rolling over and over. I wanted to reply to so many things. The airline friend, getting caught on LTT… & so much more. You rock my dear.

      • Midnight_Cyn

        The same goes for you TJE!!! You never stop me from laughing out loud! Yesterday/today was such fun!! BTW..The only response I gave my airline friend was “Um excuse me, at least I READ Twilight! Did you just cheat and watch the movie?” I haven’t heard another word from her…. :) Luvs you!

        • TeamSeth

          Ooh Burn! :D

    • TeamSeth

      Slow clap! It is the lowest amount of thumbs down to happen ever on a KStew day. An LTT first! Also, I’m still pushing for that magic 300… and we’re doing it w/out Ang and Ambushed. Whatever happened to Ambushed by Twilight anyway? I miss her.

      • Midnight_Cyn

        OH TS…THANK YOU..I can’t explain why..Just trust that you filled in a major blank for me…HUGS FOR THAT!!
        BTW we WILL make the 300 mark!! xoxo

        • operarose

          Thumbs up, Cyn! I love days like this on LTT. And just posting again to get us a bit closer to 300…

          • TeamSeth

            We hit it!

      • MidnightCougar

        I laughed TS b/c I was just thinking the same thing, as I was reading your comment! I expected a lot more thumbs-down & A LOT MORE bullshit to fly around LTT with this particular topic. Hmmmm……so quiet…..??

    • The Old One

      Just have to say I love your breakdown of a truly epic day! And maybe it’s a sign that people are getting a little more distance or maturity or acceptance or something, and can have a discussion without being nasty and vicious about the Stew. I’m glad.

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Oops forgot one…
    That you can fall in love with someone’s “brother” w/o ever meeting them…. :)

    • robgirl86

      INDEED! hahahaha, love your sum up of the day!

  • Midnight_Cyn

    Okay everyone..we are ALMOST there…lets show UC/Moon how much we love them and will be here til they throw us out…lets hit that 300 MARK ASAP! We can do it for them, for us, for the whole LTT family!!

    • P.S.

      Wow, that took awhile to read all those comments, but it was totally worth it! Too funny! I hate to admit it, but I think the not-posting-every-single-day thing is working, these last few posts have been great! Love LTT!

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