In the mind of UC

Dear LTTers,

Today’s Monday post is quite scattered because that’s how I roll these days. My mind is everywhere. Work is SO busy (for you newbies- blogging about vampires unfortunately does not pay the bills, so I have a full-time job of making people want to buy hot tubs); I’ve been spending what moments I can catching up with friends I have neglected unintentionally over the last 6 months; getting acquainted with the city of Philadelphia into which I recently moved & am falling in love with; helping my husband start a business which so far pays nothing but requires the attention of a high-paying job; figuring out how to pay the bills while one of us has a no-paying job & occasionally trying to sleep. Plus my cats are mad at me at acting out. Seriously- cats act out? Apparently.

Anyway, with all of that on my mind, I feel so out of the Twi-loop. So I hopped over to one of my favorite sites: TwiCrack Addict- to find out what has been going on and… well, I guess there hasn’t been much of a “loop” to be out of. Aren’t all the cast members IN New Orleans? How is there NOTHING going on?

Not to mention I miss my partner. The best part (and what makes the stress worth it part) of blogging for the past (almost) two years is: Moon. You know- this girl:

Whether it’s talking about life outside of Twilight, laughing about things that made us fall in love with the saga in the first place or just chatting about new music, friends in common & people that drive us BOTH nuts, Moon is my Twi-soul mate. And she’s been equally as busy as I have been- plus she’s been away for the past few days with her family- so my Twi-mojo seems to have gone with her. Or it’s locked up in a hotel or conference room or sound stage where the Twilight cast members are! Anyway, what little news I DID find is this:

Reneeessemmeee:

This girl is FREAKIN’ adorable:

Although 8 years older than Renesemee should be, I trust Bill Condon & Stephenie Meyer. I mean, I think. I mean….. damn.. time to start praying & fasting for Breaking Dawn……

Also she’s wayyyy to young to be posing like this:

Ashley Greene- stay away from this child. You are not the influence say, Nikki Reed should be- I mean.. Kristen Stewart.. no wait…. umm…… How about she hangs out with Taylor & Selena Gomez? Boo Boo Stewart? Is there a “I’m keeping it in my pants” Twilight cast members club? She should go there. And to Chuck E. Cheese with Big Daddy. You know he’s been begging Taylor to introduce them so he can ask her if they can go on a “Big Daddy & adopted daughter date.” Ever since last year, Taylor is no longer interested in going…. Also Chris Hansen is bound to be there watching to make sure no funny business goes on- and I miss the guy!

Eclipse DVD:

So the DVD is coming out soon, huh? December 4th to be exact (yep, had to look that one up. My how times have changed! I WENT to a Twilight DVD release party. Not so much this time around…)

It got me thinking about my Twilight DVD & how i have no idea where it is. And- quite possibly going to blow your mind alert- I can’t even remember if I ever bought New Moon on DVD. SHOCK! I probably did, but I honestly have no idea. Is that weird? Am I alone here? I’ve talked about those two movies SO much that it’s just hard for me to want to break them out and pop them in the DVD player. I think it’ll have to be a few years away from all of “This” before I want to watch them again.

Cathy Hardi:

Always the fashion icon:

She writes our jokes FOR us! She’s trying to class it up at this event- this isn’t the time to slam down the Ultimate Cougarita. No- she’s hoping for a Martini to take her name tonight- maybe just something called “The Cathy” or “The Hardi.” Berry-flavored, of course. What else could those tights mean?

Sigh, Dear Twilight saga cast, crew, books, movies, Big Daddy: Give us something good this week, I’m begging you. Get me out of this Twi-slump!

XO,
UnintendedChoice

Do you feel like you’re in a Twi-slump? Do you love Cathy’s combat boots + berry tights combo? How adorable is I-forget-her-real-name Renesmee? Do you miss Big Daddy as much as I do?

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  • kandnandb

    Hi, my name is Kandnandb and I’ve been in a Twi-slump for a month or two. My addiction to fanfic isn’t helping, nor is Cathy’s rad tights. Maybe if she bought the dreads back…? No, not even that.

    Rob, please DO something…go to Starbucks, get a basket for your bike & put Toto (or Tom) in it, get papped reading A**holeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way – And Getting Away With It (what? Oh, Kellan beat you to that? Sorry! http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20435607,00.html#20865764), go buy a pumpkin….ANYTHING!

    Although I do confess, I am looking forward to the Eclipse DVD release. Maybe that will bring me back to life….

    • kandnandb

      (Oops, link didn’t work exactly how I meant it to-you’ll have to click thru, Kellan’s #8)

      • kandnandb

        Haha! I got a thumbs down for my techfail! Sorry, I’ll do better next time:-(

        • drsaka

          and I got one for the pumpkin stencil mention.

    • drsaka

      go buy a pumpkin- hahahahahaha
      maybe he’ll use the Twi-stencils advertised to the right!

      • ChillinWithCullens

        wow, is it wrong that I considered those for a second? :)

        • drsaka

          not at all!

        • Rob’s flaming dashboard

          Twilight pumpkins? That’s #NORMAL.

        • Stacey

          I can’t say anything…I almost bought Twilight Eclipse stickers at the grocery store. I swear somedays I am like a eight year old.

          • MariaCecilia

            My man came home from a trip abroad with a brand of gum called “Eclipse” and smirked: “this made me think of you. Want it?” Oh yes, I took it!! Is that normal?

          • Luludee

            MC, I’ve noticed lately that the Eclipse brand gum has been marketing Eclipse the movie, on websites at least.
            So you’re completely Normal! :D

          • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

            I may have been tempted by New Moon band-aids.

    • The Old One

      Toto (or Tom). Why can I totally picture this?

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        Speaking of TomStu, I stumbled on Pirate Radio on TV last night and man, that kid is cute! (Yes, I said kid…I’m 35.) Quite frankly, he has a jawline to (almost) rival another kid we all know and love.

        • drsaka

          I stumbled on to that too (I’ve seen it before). We’re treated to a brief flash of the profile of his naked tushy, too. I liked the movie.

        • P.S.

          adding Pirate Radio to my Netflix queue, thanks!

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          Probably no one reads comments the next day, but I was thinking last night that it was kind of lame of me to refer to a 24-year-old (or however old he is) as a kid, especially since there are lots of people here on LTT who are younger than that who I don’t think of as kids. The comment was mostly a reflection on how ooooold I feel when I realize that I’m perving on a guy younger than my baby brother…

          Sorry if I came off as an ageist.

          Or maybe no one noticed and no one cares and I’m way too much in my own head…? Very likely.

          • Luludee

            I don’t think anyone cares if you call a 24 year old ‘kid.’ I’m closer in age to him and I might refer to him as a kid too. :)
            And I think I speak for many when I say that I definitely come back the next day and check on any new comments….and make them if I feel so led. Comments are a miny fix until we can get the real thing!

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Thanks, Luludee!

      • TeamSeth

        Because it’s highly coveted to see TomStu ride in Rob’s basket.

  • FacePunch

    Cathy’s hoping for a Dirty Hardtini….

  • chochang

    I seem to remember Mr. Choice bought you the New Moon DVD… I think.

    P.S. What type of hot tub would suit Rob best? Do you think he actually bathes?

    • MariaCecilia

      I love how you keep better track of UC’s life than she does!! :-) Is the position of UC:s PA open? You should go for it!!

  • ChillinWithCullens

    The new Renesmee girl is adorable – and looks a heck of a lot like KStew, which somehow heightens the experience for me. Also, love Cathy Hardi’s tights – needed that laugh on this gray, Forks-like day!

    • TeamSeth

      I swear the whole nation is going through Forks weather right now.

      • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

        yep

      • Stacey

        Same here girls! I was driving through the fog to the dentist. It was a nice distraction from the anticipation of the upcoming pain to think, if only Edward could pop out of the drizzle right now. That would be quite lovely. Then I thought that I’m just plain weird.

      • Bella_NaA

        Even here the weather is Forks-like, and I’m on the other side of the globe.

      • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

        Forks-y here too! Our flip flops are collecting dust and our Uggs are getting worn out.
        (SoCal)

      • TeamSeth

        See! And Ang said in TN too. Craziness.

      • operarose

        Add me to the list. Nonstop rain, very, very dark skies and cold weather for about a week now! Last week I even got lost in the woods and found a meadow.

      • P.S.

        Forkish in the middle of the country too. Not cold, but dreary, dreary, dreary.

        • TeamJacobEdward

          Yesterday was decently warm but gloomy here in MN too. And cold and rainy today ish.

          Middle of the country eh, PS? You saying I have a LTTer closer to me than I realized?!? Yey!!

          Oh I noticed your reply over the weekend about a LTT gathering. I REALLY want to meet you girls, but the truth of the matter is, I suck at planning things like that. Like really suck at it. So even though I really want to, don’t be surprised if I don’t initiate a gathering. But if I do, I’m speer excited to know it won’t be me sitting at MoA all by myself in my LTT shirt.

          I’m still totally and completely conniving a way to make it if an LTT gathering at Isle Esme 2011 premier happens…

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  • Michelle

    So…I have something to admit. It’s painful really. I was craving some Twilight…I NEEDED to watch the movie…really NEEDED to. I needed my Edward fix…my “I just wanna try one thing” fix…swooooooon.

    Anyway, I start watching and realize something. It’s almost more fun to play it in your head. To watch it…seriously watch it…although I love it to bits and pieces, well it’s kind of a mini-let-down. And that makes me sad. So very sad.

    Gonna try busting out the New Moon to see if I get any warm fuzzies…

    Here’s to hoping!

    • MariaCecilia

      I did it recently (watch Twilight and NM) and I can only wish you good luck with that project. While I love Edward in Twilight and hate his brooding tweedy look and the bug eyes in NM, I fear that overall, there is more magic going on in my head than in these movies. But that’s where it all started, right – in our heads? So maybe we should just stop expecting reality to live up to our expectations…?
      (Sorry, did I put a wet blanket on your hopes now? Don’t listen to me!)

      • Michelle

        Naw, I’m with ya. Edward does WAY hotter stuff in my head.

        Muhahahahahaaaaa…

        Nom Nom Nom.

        • TeamSeth

          Sometimes when I watch it now, I only watch the background action instead of the foreground. It’s quite entertaining and there’s so much happening! It’s also good to watch in another language because the dubbing puts in lines that aren’t in the movie, or really audible (like background chatter during lunch room scenes etc.), so even if you don’t understand it, it makes it easier to notice what else is happening besides the death/love stares of Edward. And when in another language you get to focus on the facial acting vs. the voice acting. Some of it is quite impressive and more compelling w/out the words! (and blink mcstutter is only blinky)

          • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

            OMG! I love that you watch it in other languages. I can just see someone asking you, down the road, “How’d you learn to say, ‘purple’s cool’ in Portugese?”

          • TeamSeth

            Very unfortunately, they did a “proper” translation into Spanish. So instead of purple’s cool, it’s something like “Yeah, purple’s fine.” and instead of hovering, Charlie gives her her space. WTF!!! I was so angry.

          • shygirl

            haha! i do this too esp the spanish track on twilight…the voices are so dramactic it hilar! especially as i watch the facial expresssions

          • shygirl

            haha! i do this too esp the spanish track on twilight…the voices are so dramactic its hilar! especially as i watch the facial expresssions

  • Midnight_Cyn

    UC, since I am old enough to be your Mom, I am gonna go all “Esme” on you.. “Snap out of it… now”…. only kidding…(If I were really like Esme, I would tell you “Let’s eat those misbehaving cats and be done with it” ) But here is some advice for what it’s worth…! Its stressful moving, readjusting to a new home/neighborhood and with the hubs starting his own business and money being tight…(trust me I know how this feels) its alot to take in…(twss)..so its only natural that you are feeling out of sorts..so I would suggest you dig out your Twilight DVD..go buy/borrow New Moon and on one of those nights that you should but can’t sleep, grab a bowl of popcorn and watch them! It will remind you of all the reasons you started this blog in the first place! Then I would go back to the beginning and look through the LTT/LTR archives and I guarantee it will rekindle the spark..(wait I am asking you to live my life..forget all that) How about you go on a discovery of Phillie? Run up those steps just like Rocky did? You will feel such a sense of fulfillment (and you’ll be in so much pain, you’ll have a new sales pitch of just WHY people should buy a hot tub) Try to find some new inexpensive take out restraunts (Phillie steaks yumm) so you won’t have to cook, there-for leaving you more time with the hubs.(make a baby). go to Longwood Gardens on a nice day and lay amongst the flowers and “get your Bella on”, ring the Liberty Bell and take a pic standing next to it with an LTT shirt on, of course..and for a splurge (in an effort to get your Twi back) how about a special night out with the hubs, go here: Xochitl, one of Philly’s most authentic Mexican restaurants, they will be offering a special five-course Day of the Dead menu etc., then when Moon comes back you will not only have a renewed sense of the Twiworld, but you can share stories of her vacation and your adventures! Maybe you can even start to plan a trip for the two of you to go to New Orleans so you can get the 1st hand scoop on the cast whilst spending some much needed time together! Anyway just some idea’s to help you through the Twi drought and hopefully put a smile on your face….and since we are now sort-of-not-really related..do I get a “family discount” on a much needed/wanted hot tub…hugs! Hang in there! xoxo

    • Stacey

      I loved all those ideas for UC! I will add that after she runs up those steps like Rocky, she needs to spend a couple of hours in the art museum. (it’s one of my favorites. I miss it!) Big hugs for mentioning Longwood Gardens! My mom just went there and said it was as beautiful as ever! ‘Get your Bella on’, just made me giggle! :0)

      • Midnight_Cyn

        LOL..I WAS going to mention the museum, but to be honest I googled Phille..and don’t know where most of these things are.. :)
        Hope your having a great day Stacey!

    • kitkat

      Two things Cyn-
      1) I laughed at “Esme’s” suggestion to eat the cats and get on with life. Even though I love cats.
      2) You managed to slip in a twss even though this was a pep talk.
      <3 to you!

    • MariaCecilia

      Okaayy, so now I am confused?? Is UC actually a vegetarian vampire too, or why does she eat cats? Have you been holding out on us, UC? Do you have yellow eyes – and Edward’s phone number?!

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

      Ah Cyn, now I miss visiting my BIL and SIL in Philly (they moved). I miss saying Schuylkill (’cause it’s just a weird word) and making up innuendos for “Conshohocken” ’cause it sounds dirty. I want lobster bisque from Devan and chili from Cherry Street Tavern.

      • Stacey

        But now they’re in CT…so that’s a win too. ;0) Ahem..Breaking Dawn..ahem…

    • frightenedflips

      I know I’m late to the party here but
      “Let’s eat those misbehaving cats and be done with it”
      Bwwaaaaaahahahahahhahaha!!!! Brills.
      Kitty Garcia – for the Cullen ben and jerry lovers out there Cummon Summit, get with the program – DO IT!!!!

  • lindsaylee

    this post did not spunk up my monday. However, it is good to know when the DVD comes out, my highschoolers ask me that ALL the time.

  • Rob’s flaming dashboard

    Cathy Cougar cast Rob. **eternal gratitude**

    She’s over 50 years of age and she has this rocking career and life that a minimum-waged, downtrodden drudge of an overworked wife & mother (that would be me, folks!) can only look at with awe and hope. And the first Twilight movie had heart. She got it. And we loved it, biggest opening weekend for a female director!

    So big up Catherine Hardwicke and I love your berry tights. Keep on rocking girl.

    • The Old One

      Yes, eternally grateful, berry colored tights and all. Are those engagement rings she’s wearing around her neck?

      • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

        Doesn’t that one necklace look like a tooth? Perefect!

        • Stacey

          My sister ‘Steve’ would love it. (She likes things with teeth on them. Go figure.)

          • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

            LOL- you need to borrow a Steve shirt, wear it under a Sam shirt and prance around infront of SGjr.

    • MariaCecilia

      And thank you for the visual: now I know I am NOT going to buy those lace-up boots I looked at the other day…they’re not me, they’re YOU Cathy-girrrl!

      • eatmyjorts

        I like those boots.

    • Stacey

      I was watching Twilight at 4:30 am (don’t ask) and I must say, I miss the fog, Edward’s (& Bella’s) wardrobe and the original Jasper and Esme hair. Cath did make a visually appealing movie. (At least to me. :0))

      • TeamSeth

        I feel like you, me and SWD had the same but dif. weekends. Sat. I was drinking scotch (proper scotch, though I do love me some Crown Royal) and watching Dr Who until 4:30am. And rewinding and rewatching the scene where Tennant has the epic kiss with Freema. Just saying.

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          Ok, do I now have to start watching Dr. Who? I already have too many shows on my DVR I don’t get around to watching!!

          • TeamSeth

            Short answer: Yes, obviously.
            Long answer: I feel your pain! Luckily it doesn’t kick start until next year! (well, there’s the Christmas special, which may or may not happen on xmas day in America. They haven’t said yet…sometimes it’s a day or so after. We’re less cool over here. Sloppy seconds and such.) However, you can start watching them on demand or from Netflix. Only 13 episodes per season! Only 5 ‘new’ seasons to watch. Not a hard task to conquer! <3 <3 <3 I'm here for support and questions if needed.

          • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

            Thanks. I think.

            Argh. One more thing I need to get into – like Vampire Diaries. Guess it’s time to reactivate the old Netflix account.

  • Stacey

    It sounds like you miss Moon and add in RL makes it hard to obsess over Twilight, which is completely normal. Also, those silly kids in New Orleans have been a little quiet. Fortunately, I feel inspiration is on it’s way! First, Ashley and her Jonas Brother have been hanging out in the Big Easy. Supposedly, leaks have come out about our favorite feather scene. (I have no idea if they are true, might not be but it is really the only thing I have heard about the script except for random bits from Kristen and Nikki, about it). Don’t forget, Lee Pace has to be there soon for rehearsals! (Woo Hoo! My favorite Pie Man. Maybe, Kristen Chenowith will come visit and bust out some showtunes, that would be magic) Plus, it’s New Orleans…something is BOUND to happen when there’s cajun food, alcohol, beads and Rob.

    Or you can do what I’ve been…obsessing over Vampire Diaries and comparing/contrasting it to Twilight. It makes me all giddy for both of them.

    No matter what, remember Breaking Dawn is on it’s way with the Eclipse DVD release, something is bound to happen. Also, you have a bunch of ladies and unicorns who have become great friends, because of the two of you which is a wonderful gift. I adore you both and appreciate all of the funny obsevations you send my way. Hugs!

    • MariaCecilia

      Thank you for your inspiration! Now I’ve taken some beads and put together my own personal rosary, saying my Twi-prayer fifty times before going to bed: “something is bound to happen, cajun food, alchohol, beads and Rob, something is bound to happen..”

    • TeamSeth

      “obsessing over Vampire Diaries and comparing/contrasting it to Twilight.”

      Mmmm.

      That scotch throwing scene, with the wide shot. OMG. That’s my go to. Better than Steve Jones, which is saying a lot.

      • Stacey

        Oh THAT scene! I love that scene. Somerhalder…sigh…
        (Recap up! BTW)

        • TeamSeth

          (read and commented)

      • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

        Ahh Vampire Diaries. I can’t say that in the past week I didn’t sip scotch (well not Scotch, but Crown Royal… which is the same color and just as potent) by the fireplace and No, when I was in the plant nursery yesterday I did not send Stacey a pic of “vervain”. No, this show hasn’t seeped into my subconscious like Twilight, nope, not at all.

        • Stacey

          We have Mrs. Myer’s Lemon/Verbana Soap. Only I’m calling it Lemon/Vervain. hmm…

      • ChillinWithCullens

        **Gasp** Better than Steve Jones??

  • MariaCecilia

    Nooo, I don’t want to be in a Twi-slump, but I guess I am- for lack of new fuel if nothing else! And you had me in stitches at the idea of a “keeping it in my pants” cast club! Wow, what a bunch of great role models for the girl-whose-character’s-name-I-refuse-to-mention!

    But I seem to keep better track of my possessions than you do: I happen to know that both DVD:s for Twilight and New Moon are exactly where they should be: safely tucked away in my bedroom, where my mother-in-law can’t get to them again. (Yes, she borrowed them without asking. No more.) And I still think that Twilight is the better film and with the gorgouser Edward, cougar or no cougar. Now burn me in effigy if you like. ;-)

  • celestialchic

    It’s is weird to me that you don’t know if you bought the dvd because my New Moon ownership has been full of drama – 1st my dog at my copy, then my mom got me a replacement (yeah, I’m grown – over 30, but still her baby). Then I accidentally sent it back to Netflix instead of “Just Like Heaven”. They returned it to me! Now I’ll never cancel my Netflix subscribtion! I do feel your Twislump, but like Stacey said, something is bound to happen soon! We just have to be patient . . .

    • drsaka

      I like the integrity that Netflix showed.

  • operarose

    I do not blame you at all for (maybe) not having New Moon on DVD. I bought it but I don’t think I ever watched it. I realized part of the problem was that I simply don’t play DVDs anymore… aside from my computer I have no DVD player, so I downloaded it on iTunes, thinking I might be more prone to watching it on a long plane ride on my iPod. No. It did help me fall asleep on said plane, however…

    Eclipse being released December 4 seems a bit odd…after the big Thanksgiving shopping weekend, and basically 6 months after the movie was in theatres? Isn’t that long? Oh well, not that it bothers me too much… I doubt I will watch it on DVD much anyways. As per my New Moon DVD experience. It’s much more fun to watch the movies in the theatres, with shrieking fans and preteens in cutesy “My boyfriend is sparklier than yours” t-shirts, anyways. I imagine blogging about it day and night for years could only diminish the drive to watch it on DVD.

    Good luck with all that is on your plate and thanks for dropping in and posting even during a Twi-dry spell ;)

    • TeamSeth

      I think the DVD is released then as to not interfere with the financial expenditures on HP7 Part I, which comes out Nov 19th and should have decent run through after Thanksgiving.

      All I know is they better release the same effing version at all stores. Bunch of BS that was on NM.

    • Stacey

      It also might be a way to have all the little girls add it to their Christmas lists. And by all the little girls, I mean me. :0)

      Oh and I agree about it being annoying having 15 versions of the movie. It took me a couple of weeks to decide on the Target New Moon. I am still wondering if I made a mistake.

    • operarose

      *Sigh* Major Harry Potter fan-fail for forgetting they would wait for after the HP mania to release Eclipse. It’s crazy for me to forget since I am planning that entire week around the HP release. (True story. And now you know how incredibly nerdy I am.)

      I think I’m going to skip the DVD and go straight to the iTunes digital version. Google video always has the extras within 24 hours, anyways.

  • TeamSeth

    Anti-slump quickie:
    Taylor Swift’s album is out. There’s a song “Back to December”. I think we know what happened now (unstated lyrics are bolded).

    I’m so glad you made time to see me
    How’s life, tell me how’s your family? How’s Big Daddy?
    I haven’t seen them in a while And I miss Olive Garden
    You’ve been good, busier than ever

    I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile Taylor Lautner.
    So good to me, so right
    And how you held me in your arms
    That September night before everyone knew since you had to focus on New Moon promotion back then

    The first time you ever saw me cry
    Baby this is wishful thinking
    Probably mindless dreaming
    If we loved again I swear I’d love you right Since Chris Hansen isn’t following you around anymore

    and “Enchanted” has a few tells as well:

    I wonder till I’m wide awake if you’re still perimeter running
    I know I’m pacing back and forth
    Wishing you were at my door or window
    I’d open up and you would say ‘hey’ like in the scene in Bella’s bedroom in New Moon
    It was enchanting to meet you
    All I know is I was enchanted to meet you

    This night is sparkling like a vampire
    Don’t you let it go
    I’m wonderstruck
    Blushing all the way home like Bella
    I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew, ooh What part of forever, don’t you understand?

    Anyway, I thought “Dear John” might be telling as well, but no. That’s someone else.

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      Wow, I don’t even know those songs and I’m totally laughing here. Nice, TS. :)

      • TeamSeth

        Just keepin’ it real.

    • drsaka

      Excellent job, Team Seth.

    • Stacey

      I just died laughing. I also have an email coming your way.

      • TeamSeth

        YAY! I thought that I may have scared you off with my overexcited ramblings.

    • Luludee

      OMG!! I totes was hatching a plan to write a letter about this very thing. You beat me to it, wonderfully I might add ;)

      I read an article about the album on Yahoo last week. ‘Dear John’ is reportedly about John Douchebag Mayer and ‘Enchanted’ is actually about someone she met in the park or something.

      • TeamSeth

        She dated John Mayer? Isn’t he like 35 or something? (looking it up now) Same age as Steve Jones.

        “Dear John, Don’t you think 19 is too young to be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so? I should’ve known ” yada yada yada… If you were gonna be the 14 year younger hot piece, Taylor, you should’ve tapped Steve Jones. I’d give you all kinds of respectful thumbs ups for that! At least with Jones you KNOW he’s just not that into you except for yacht rides, bikinis, fun noodles, and oh yeah, plain old fashioned Steve Jones sex… none of this “line blurring” and “king of sorries.” Sounds like John Mayer is just like Mike C.

        • TeamSeth

          Uh oh. Just went into my Gossip Girl voice there at the end. (“Sounds like John Mayer is just like Mike C. Careful, Taylor, now you’ve put him in your tunes, there may be a swift reprise on Twitter. XOXO.”) (Hooray for Monday!)

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          Isn’t the reported Taylor Swift/John Mayer hookup kind of horrifying??? I tell you, if that guy came knocking on MY door, looking for MY 19-year-old, you’d better believe the shotgun would be coming out.

          • Luludee

            Totally horrifying and creeptastic! How did sweet, sweet Taylor get caught in his web? Maybe her Douche-radar is broken? I’m not sure when this happened…maybe when they sang a song together he tried to work his magic on her?
            Anyway, hopefully she can spot them more easily now.

          • TeamSeth

            Yeah, worked his frat boy on guitar voice…She is *that* age where you fall for it, so we can’t really fault her. But, if you’re gonna go for an older music man, go for Josh Groban who is a bit more respected. (and much cuter imo)

    • TeamJacobEdward

      I’m listening to Taylor Swift’s album now. “December” is to me, without a doubt about Taylor. It matches up when they were said to be dating too. Oh and it says, “how you held me in your arms that September night, the first time you ever saw me cry” The VMAs where Kanye did that infamous acceptance speech interruption. Taylor (Lautner) was one of the presenters of the award to Taylor (Swift). Makes me go, “awwww Taylor. Sweet boy.”

      Did you see the ‘Prologue’ in the CD case sleeve? She mentions him there briefly too, “To the beautiful boy who’s heart I broke in December.”

      • TeamSeth

        Wow! And I was just joking around after looking up lyrics online after seeing it on display at my morning Starbucks.

        • TeamJacobEdward

          Oh, you may have been joking, but I have a strong feeling you were spot on.

          Look at you! So smart that you think your joking and you (probably) get it dead right.

          • TeamSeth

            That made me imagine steve jones saying “Look at you, you big freaking movie star!” SWOON

      • Luludee

        Yeah, the Yahoo article/interview believes it’s about Taylor (Lautner) as well. Actually, that is the only reason I zeroed in on it at all!

  • Bella_NaA

    We are telepathic, UC. I hopped onto Twicrack Addict today as well, expecting juicy stories and set pics… but no. Nothing. Disappointment!

    Good luck with all the stuff going on all at once, UC! Breathe deep, and go for it!

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      Haven’t seen you for a while – welcome back!

      • TeamSeth

        My thoughts too! But I was worried that maybe I’d just had another brain fart like when TJE made the knickblocker comment and I completely forgot that she was who I initiated the joke with. Sigh. Sorry again, TJE! I do love you!!!!

        • TeamJacobEdward

          *looks up red eyed nursing wounds*

          ‘S okay TS.

          *sniff, sniff*

          I’ll recover some day.

          ;)

          No. It’s really okay. I’m just used to being the one with brain farts. Especially this year since it seems my brain has deleted and been deleting so much since my “Bella Moment” in January. It’s just surprising when I’m the one who remembers over someone else. Oh knickers and jickers, kickers & dickers (that was me pondering those terms… and love that my phone recognized them all as words) I guess it means I love you too you…. Awwww. Feel the love people. Feel the love. :)

          • TeamSeth

            I’m feelin’ it!

  • Bella-Dawn

    Ok guys dont judge me! Its totally cheesy but this is how I get out of my twi-slump. Especially on rainy days (even though here in Texas its more of hot rain, so I pretend I’m in the magical land of Fornix (pheonix-forks, still working on the name open to suggestions) I listen to Twilight on audio book (I know I told you cheesy!!) but it totally helps! It all started when I worked at an office job and I’d left my books at home and needed a fix fast because I could only watch the New Moon trailor for 15 min :( so I googled audio book and got hooked. I hate the way the lady pronounces things but eventually its like reading it for the first time (cus its somebody elses voice)! And that ladies and gentlemen is how I get out of my twi-slump.

    • TeamSeth

      I like it!

      And I like Fornix, it has a sort of… FanFic feel to it, while still being playful. It’s better than Phoeks for certain.

      • Bella-Dawn

        Phoeks, thats interesting! Now I don’t feel so bad about Fornix, Thanks!

  • BayWolf

    Well.. yes.. I too am a twi slump.. Haven’t been paying much attention to the world of Twilight..

    However, my subconscious brain is not letting me of the hook that easily – My dreams are still colored by twilight.

    Even after re-watching the x-men series, my mind still finds a way to mix twilight in between Hugh and Liev <3

    • TeamSeth

      It’s because Daniel Cudmore play Collusus. j/s ;) Love me some silver-lined Cuddley!

      Also, I’m guessing it’s not, but is your name for Dr. Who’s Bad Wolf Bay? (I’m assuming it’s more along the Beowulf lines…my mind is just a constant feed of Doctor Who. It’s hard to… to see anything else, even Twilight).

      • BayWolf

        Oh I love you! So THAT’S why i keep mixing twi and x-men ;-)

        And I wouldn’t mind Daniel in my dreams – but he never really drop by..

        Dr. Who – who? I’ve seen Dr Who mentioned many times – but still don’t know who he is..

        You’re kind of close – since I’m from Denmark – Beowulf is “local” (ok- that sounds weird.. – sorry ;-)) so that was my head when I had to be creative (I am a very anti-creative person :-) ) Ended up with BayWolf – not at all creative but refers to the “fur” color bay (oh and my rl name:-) )

  • P.S.

    For SOME reason, ever since I started reading THIS BLOG (6 or 7 months ago) I haven’t felt the need to watch Twilight or New Moon, even though I was watching them every single day prior to that. Just last week I blew the dust off of them (literally), and remembered why I used to watch them every day: I love them. And people can make fun of that tweed suit as much as they want, but I actually like it. Perfectly tailored to fit that long, lean body. Hmmm, I’m thinking it looks like a good day to watch them both again!

  • http://www.breakindownltt.com PrettySparklies

    OMG! Being in a Twi-Slump must suck! I’m too new to the fandom to slump just yet, but I do feel it’s tug, even for a newb. I must save the rest of my comments for the breakdown. ;)

    If you’re in a Taylor slump you should read today’s letter to Taylor, we have Taylor Tuesdays over on our site: “Letter to Taylor: A Little Perspective…Bacon will always be better” http://www.breakindownltt.com/2010/10/letter-to-taylor-little.html

    Love you guys!

    *hugs*

    PS <3

  • soldiersarah

    isnt anyone else looking forward to the Kstew and Rpatts commentary on the eclipse DVD?
    and for all those in the uk i declare this day of the week (tuesday) from this day forward – damon salvatore day!!!
    enjoy!

    • TeamSeth

      Wait, VampDi is on Tuesdays there?! That’s NOT fair.

      • soldiersarah

        yes but we’re about 4 episodes behind you guys!

    • Bella-Dawn

      ME!! I am so looking forward to the commentaries!

  • notyourbusiness

    Poor Mackenzie, jealous bitches are jealous.

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