Dares for Stephenie Meyer

I’m too busy, LTT

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

In keeping with our refusal to admit you’re too busy being a producer on the set of a hit film for the next 6 months to read LTT every day like you used to, we’d like to continue to pretend we have any influence over your life at all. Cool? Cool.

We just want you to pretend like we don’t know you once admitted to reading LTT and we’ll all act normal. We’ll just continue making you laugh, making fun of something you poured your heart into (that we love almost as much as you do) and we won’t try to influence you at all to get the Breaking Dawn we want. (PUT RAY-BANS ON ROB) It’s more important for you to stay focused on Isle Esme right now so that we all get the most perfect Honeymoon possible (MAKE THE SEX SCENE LIKE THE NOTEBOOK). And then once you’re back in Louisiana on set, focusing on how not to creep the audience out with a half-vampire baby chewing its way out of Kristen’s tummy (PUT EDWARD BACK IN THE CAFETERIA) There are no subliminal messages here. There’s nothing were trying to say in between the lines. We’re offering nothing more than encouragement from the LTT family. (MAKE THE WOLFPACK CALL THEM ‘JORTS’)

But just in case you are bored on set or looking for something to do with your assistant with the cool sweater, Meghan, we’ve come up with a list of activities to pass the time- or maybe we can call them dares. You MADE these actors’ careers- the least you can do is have a little fun with them!

We dare you one day to wear a knot in your tee-shirt for a full day of shooting. Never even look twice when Kristen glares at you for stealing her style. Around lunchtime, on the day he’s visiting the set, ask Big Daddy if the local Olive Garden offers take out & if he knows their number by heart.

We dare you to call Rob, Ron at least 3 times one day. And don’t even be afraid to use the LTT water bottle we gave you back in June. How about next week you work “Tweed serious” into a conversation with Bill Condon. And sigh & shake your head every time you see the girl playing Renesemee, while muttering “Not a newborn child. How hard is it to get a newborn around here?”

We dare you to bring out the Mormon Bible & try to convert Kellan. Or ask him to be accountability partners. Try to see if he wants to start a Wednesday AM Bible Study by the breakfast trailer. I’m sure there’s another gaffer on set who reads the Good Word. Or if you’re really feeling daring, tell Jackson you really dig the 100 Monkeys. Ask about their upcoming album. And try to keep a straight face. Or ask Jackson if he’s heard that catering is serving catfish on Thursday night for dinner.

We dare you to say to Ashley Greene, “You’re dating Joe Jonas, right? But he has a purity ring…*blank stare.* And one day when you’re around Taylor Lautner, we dare you to put on headphones and sing outlaid to “Back to December” by Taylor Swift off key & really loudly.

And on the day the wolfpack is due to shoot their first scene, show up wearing jorts & name one of the pups “The Situation.” Give no explanation. Just start calling him “Sitch” and ask him if he’s found out if any of the new girl hires are DTF.

And while you’re shooting Isle Esme, how about for one day, we dare you to refer to Rob & Kristen as one person: Robsten. For example: “What time is Robsten due to set?” or “Robsten- they’re ready for you!” or “Robsten, I really feel like you need a little more passion in this scene” and “Robsten, you should shake the bed more.”

And while you’re way too busy to be reading LTT patiently waiting for the next LTT to be posted, try not to laugh when you see the wolfpack run around in their shorts, think of a fish with whiskers when you see Jackson on set, get at least one Taylor Swift song stuck in your head every time you’re around Taylor Lautner or crave endless breadsticks when Taylor’s family is around. We dare you.

Love,
UnintendedChoice (and Brookelockart who helped out tremendously with the dares!)

6 months filming is a LONG time! What other stuff should we dare Stephenie Meyer to do while on set!?

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  • GoodgirlgonePlaid

    Morning. The subliminal messages have me honking with laughter.
    That is all.x.

  • Bea

    Man you guys are in top form lately! What a fun way to start my morning.

  • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

    While Peter Facinelli is within earshot, make sure to mention how distasteful you find it when people say “f*ck” in public. And also how five years ago Crocs are.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      nice!!!

  • unlikelyfangirl

    YES! SM in a knotted tee, scheduling Bible study with Kellan, sharing breadsticks with Big Daddy, belting TSwift to Taylor, while advising Robsten on PDA… MAKE THIS HAPPEN! (And then see that it finds its way to some behind the scenes footage)

  • superhumanmoron

    I dare Stephenie to present Bill with the musical numbers she wrote for the movie.

    • TeamJacobEdward

      While keeping a totally straight face.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      YEs…. we can provide the script, to make it easier for her!

    • Brooke Lockart

      WIN. Every song will have Edward singing in falsetto!

      • Michelle

        Edward in falsetto?!?!?! Nooooooo…that may be a dealbreaker. I can deal with a sweet tenor…but I reserve my falsetto love solely for Jordan Knight.

  • Rachel B

    These are all excellent ideas! I esp love the one about calling a member of the jorts pack “The Sitch!” And starting a Bible study with Kellen is a must-do!

    And Stephenie- if you don’t do these dares, you have to answer some “truths” ;-)

    • TeamSeth

      I agree on the bible study. “Christ by Kraft Services” they can call it.

  • Stacey

    I just ‘died’ over this post! Thank you for completely making my morning a lot brighter! It’s going to be a long day.

    If Stephenie does any of those things and then reports back to you. I will be amazingly happy!

    I will also suggest that there should be a Sharks vs. Jets musical number (Just like Superhumanmoron, mentioned above) between the Cullens/Nomads and the Volturi. I can see Aro being a musical theater guy. Maybe Stephen Sondheim can do the lyrics and score. Plus, that scene can use, if not drama, then a Fosse inspired dance number. Don’t forget Casius can do fabulous ‘jazz hands’.

    • alice_av06

      i love you idea.. I can wait for a dance number… fantastic!!
      “fabulos jazz hands” lol

    • kitkat

      Yes, a dance number would really “jazz” up the confrontation. (sorry for the pun, I couldn’t resist!)

  • kandnandb

    Steph, I dare you to finish Midnight Sun.

    • Obava

      No way- she couldn’t possibly do that. She doesn’t have it in her. Then again, Steph, you could prove how wrong I am…

      xo obava

      • kandnandb

        I’m hoping the steaminess of Brazil & the babymaking (oh god…hold on, I must go vomit now after writing that)………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
        Ok, I’m back. Where was I? Oh, yeah, I’m hoping the steaminess of Brazil will get her creative juices (hehe I wrote juices) flowing and she’ll get back in to Midnight Sun but make Edward’s thoughts more, well..steamy.

        • MidnightCougar

          Nice comment, I concur! :)

    • MidnightCougar

      NO NO NO we don’t want her to EVER finish that piece of literary trash! ;) *reverse psychology at work here people*

  • Stacey

    Wait a sec…knotted tees are ‘in’ again? The last time I sported that style was in elementary school in the 80’s. If Kristen starts sporting neon, big bangs and jelly sandals, I have no idea what I am going to do. (Alice is so needed to curb this fashion emergency. She could (if she was, you know, real) be the Stacy and Clinton (What Not To Wear) of the Breaking Dawn set.

    • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

      Sadly, Stacey, my cool seventh grade niece and her friends proudly sport clothes with neon paint splatters and the like. Not quite sure what to make of it.

    • JustGoWithIt

      In the times that I have gone back to visit relatives in the East, I have noticed that shirts tucked in in front, but not in the back are still going on there, maybe a permanent trend. It is not a far reach to shirts knotted in the front, or using those large plastic circles with a divider to pull your shirt through. I would love to see Kristen try to bring those back!

      • TeamSeth

        My great aunt used to wear those plastic things! hehe

        What I’ve always wanted to come back is a little more Edward Masen era (or specifically Samantha the American Girl doll/story): hand muffs! I want hand muffs! They’re so much better than gloves and mittens. So many options for fabrics now too! I really want hand muffs to come back into style. I wonder if anyone on etsy makes them… I would do, if I could sew. Alas…

        • Bea

          I desperately wanted a white fur muff as a kid. Defintely finding one of those for my kiddo in a year or two…

          • TeamJacobEdward

            I had those when I was a kid! My sisters and I each had a pair. Mine were grey or black but one of my sisters had white ones! They were awesome. I loved those things.

          • P.S.

            We had those too! My mom made them for us to match our white fur coats! I could totally make those, hmmm maybe I need to get on etsy……Anyway, I heard at one time that they don’t make those anymore because they’re a strangulation hazard (string around the neck) and tripping hazard (when you have your hands in a muffler, you can’t catch yourself if you fall). Now are people who are looking for hand muffs going to find LTT instead? Heehee.

          • TeamSeth

            Yes, because having your hands shoved deep in your pockets isn’t a tripping hazard too. What a load of bologna!

        • operarose

          I love this tangent on Samantha’s hand muff.

        • TeamSeth

          Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!! There’s even beaver muffs, teehee.

    • operarose

      I honestly haven’t seen the shirt-knot thing trending anywhere except on Kristen (I think that pic was from 2 summers ago? Not sure… and scary that I might know that.) I think that it is meant to be an ironic throwback to the past (in true hipster style) rather than an actual trend at the moment.

      But I think Stacy and Clinton would definitely have a field day on the BD set… that would make one heck of a WNTW episode!

    • TeamJacobEdward

      IKR? Like didn’t we learn the first time around?

      When I was at MoA (Mall of America) the other week, I saw a couple places with a whole slug of legwarmers. No lie. Lots of legwarmers.

      • P.S.

        Ok, this is embarrassing, but I just bought my 6 yr old daughter a pair of legwarmers. They’re silver and cute, cute, cute. She actually wore them to school on a cold morning last week to keep her legs warm with her skirt and tights. I thought she looked adorable, but then again I grew up in the 80’s……….

        • http://mainericefamily.blogspot.com no cool name

          Does sound seriously cute.

        • kandnandb

          Kids can get away with that stuff….Crocs, leg warmers, tutus, overalls, *cough*knottedshirts*cough*….everything looks cute on them. @P.S.-I bet your daughter rocks her leg warmers!!

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedriftd

          Ahhh, legwarmers. If only I’d saved my lavender (hey, (light) purple’s cool) I’d totally give them to Snow Jr.! I rocked those MoFo’s in 6 th grade. Hot, ya’ll HOT!

        • TeamJacobEdward

          No shame P.S. No shame at all (besides that does sound adorable).

          I’ve actually been kicking myself for not buying a few pairs that day.

          My youngest hates cloths (she’s very sensitive to textures). I cannot get my spirited child to wear socks (99% of the time) or pants (properly anyway and jeans are completely out of the question).

          So what does a mother do to cover up the legs of a child in cold weather who only will wear dresses or skirts, who won’t pull her pants (I make her wear under her skirt) up over her hind end, won’t wear tights and won’t wear socks? (I mean, we live in Minnesota not Arizona. It’s an issue.) Legwarmers! Oh my spirited child. :)

          I believe the return of legwarmers may very well be the answer to my prayers… Now to make sure they’re not itchy….. *sigh*

          • Late convert

            You should read Mary Sheedy Kurcinka’s book, Raising Your Spirited Child. It’s brilliant.

          • TeamJacobEdward

            I had my coworker friend loan that to me a year or so ago (she had a spirited child too). But time and my accident erased most of it. Besides that its a book that really needs to have a permanent residence on the nightstand for continual referral.

            But yes it is a great book. My friend swears by it. Thank you! I NEED to purchase it or at least borrow her copy again.

            Fun fact: the author is a Minnesotan (like me). :)

          • P.S.

            I feel for your daughter! I have serious issues with clothing, always have. Luckily my daughters will wear pretty much anything I put on them. The silver legwarmers……..gotta be itchier than heck!

        • MidnightCougar

          I am right there with ya P.S. My daughter is 10, she’s wearing the knotted tees, leg warmers, skinny jeans, black flats, leggings with long t-shirts & big, ugly black stretch belts. Pretty much exactly what we wore in the 80’s. If only I would have kept my 80’s wardrobe. *shakes my head*

          • P.S.

            Yep, my 11 yr old daughter would have loved my 5th/6th grade wardrobe. Is the tight roll on the pantleg going to come back next? I sure do hope big bangs don’t come back, a bottle of hairspray a week could get expensive!

      • Bea

        I never saw the point of legwarmers until I had a baby. Now I buy them for every shower I go to. Easiest diaper changes possible while still keeping their little legs warm.

        • P.S.

          Yes! Babylegs! They have the cutest baby legwarmers at http://www.pinkhippobows.com/

          • TeamJacobEdward

            Oh P.S.! I wish I could reach through my phone and give you a HUGE hug! Thank you for that link! Guess I just assumed such a thing didn’t exist. *shakes head at myself*

            I bought two pairs. If those little legging things do the trick for my little sensitive kidlet I won’t be able to thank you enough (and neither will the site because I’ll be buying more for my sanity). :)

            Thank you!
            *crossing my fingers*

          • P.S.

            So glad you liked it! I hope they work out for your daughter. Not being able to put jeans on your child in Minnesota would be a problem! We’re in Northwest IL, and we live in jeans 9 months of the year! Good luck!

    • TeamSeth

      I’m just imagining Stacy and Clinton in the ‘room’ where all the culprit’s clothes are hung up and they go through them… except in this episode it’d be all manican heads with wigs on them. Cut to Jean Ann Black all pissed off and muttering, “Seriously, people, I’ve won an Emmy and a BAFTA for my work!” and Clinton’s all, “Sweetie, you chose the wig for Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men, and that’s just… Well, let’s just say even though you’re not responsible for the previous wigsasters that were NM and Eclipse, we’re not trusting you.”

  • Michelle

    Loved it! :) :) :)

    Off topic but on topic I guess…you all been to Robsessed today?!?! GAAAHHHHH! BD set pics! Edward! EDWARRRRDDD! Oh sweet baby Jesus thank you.

    LOL.

    • JustGoWithIt

      Yes, totally, but I think I might try to not look too much (like that is possible). By the time I saw Eclipse, I felt like I’d seen half the movie already, and that isn’t really a good thing. I already know what is going to happen in the movie, I don’t want to see half the movie in clips too. *closes eyes, puts hand over face, peeks*

      • Michelle

        How funny…as soon as I posted that I thought…gosh, I need to pace myself! We have a YEAR plus before we see this movie!

        On the other hand…

        (Races back to Robsessed to drool over my fictional dream man who’s showing some serious neck/chest)…swoooooooon. Nom nom nom.

    • operarose

      I seriously wasn’t going to, I don’t like to see so much of a movie in just low-quality clips and photos recorded on someone’s phone, and we do have a long time to wait, but I am SO. SO. so. starved for anything Twilight lately that I had to look.

      And… *melts*

      • operarose

        (Don’t mind me, just gushing some more…)

        So in all seriousness sometimes Rob looks like Edward to me, but most of the time he doesn’t. (Which doesn’t say anything about his good looks… just he’s usually not what I imagined Edward looking like when I first read the books is all.)

        But… in those Brazil pics? He totally, totally looks like Edward… the eyes, the shirt, the happy kisses…

        As for Kristen, she looks ok, but I am pretty sure Bella looked more like me in BD. :P

        • TeamJacobEdward

          Holy crow operarose! We must look like twins! ;)

          • kitkat

            Truth! Given how much we all look alike, we’re most defs going to need name tags for the eventual mass LTT gathering.

    • Stacey

      I just saw the pictures! I just…I am…so excited now! I got that way when I saw the Edward and Bella meadow pictures for Eclipse.

      Also, I liked the Bella dress. Plus, Pattinson as Edward. *smiling*

    • Luludee

      Ahhhh, I didn’t want to look, but I just couldn’t help myself!! I needed something to make my heart skip a beat today.
      Robward looks sexy and Kristebells looks beautiful and they look so sweet and happy together, just as I pictured in my mind. Hurray for Alicewardrobe for (finally) picking out a very pretty dress!!

      • Bea

        Yes, seeing them looking all happy and newlywed-ish made me happy this morning. And made me call and beg the unicorn to bring that darn book home from his office because I want to read that part.

      • operarose

        “I needed something to make my heart skip a beat today.”
        So well said! It’s true…

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Aaannnnddd my excitement is back!

      Wholly eff! I’m bouncing around squealing! I’m glad I looked at these sitting in my car! (though people are looking at me weird again…

      Thank you sweety baby Jesus!

      I like Bella’s dress and shoes. Alice got one right. Thank God no smock. lol

      Holy I’m giddy. YEY BD!

    • Michelle

      Okay, so like the Twi-whore I am, I can’t stop checking Robsessed. So I’m watching one of the newer vids put up and I’m all confused why Steve/Dean-O has to be up Rob’s butt WHILE FILMING…then I see it. OMG. The nutjob who grabs onto him while they’re shooting and Dean pulling her off. SIGH. Really, people? LOL! Thankfully you see Rob kinda laugh it off…but dang…

      I’m seriously secondhand embarrassed for the girl. Steve/Dean works hard for his money…

      I’m also jealous of the scary fan…and well, that’s just wrong, isn’t it? ;)

  • sariedee

    Lmao this is brilliant! Especially singing Taylor Swift to taycob!

  • operarose

    In my mind, the BD set is already exactly like this! Love all of the mayhem that Stephenie could be causing. She has the right to, after all – she created IT ALL. I also love the thought of “Rob” and “Kristen” simply being referred to as “Robsten.” Too funny.

    Also in my mind, Stephenie, all of the producers and the actors have already taken the 2nd paragraph of this post and printed it out in poster format and taped it up in their sets, offices, houses, bedrooms, trailers, sets, etc.

  • chochang

    this. is. genious. that is all.

    • chochang

      #spellingfail oops.

      • JustGoWithIt

        I am truly awful at spelling. When I sit and go over things I can usually make corrections, but when I just write a quick note, and then look at a later…oh the spelling. Never apologize for you baking or your spelling.

  • Janetrigs

    I hope someone looking for “The Situation” fansites, come across this site. Awesomeness. Also I love subliminal things.

    • JustGoWithIt

      Oh my, I just got The Situation reference. And then I immediately thought of the wolf pack dance parody.

  • soldiersarah

    soooo funny. i really want to know if stephenie pulls even 1 of these off.
    i can just imagin a youtube film already, stephenie in between shooting working tweed serious, ron and jorts into normal convasation and no-one notices, expect the proud LTTs all wetting themselfs on the floor!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Robsessed_girl Robsessedgirl

    OH you know TayTay would break into song along with you first off, Rob doesn’t give a hoot if you call him Ron(such a gentleman), and big daddy would be happy to accompany SM to a friendly jaunt to Olive Garden. I was lol’ing over the Jackson and Kellan bits. JUST DO IT SM.

  • Bea

    Stephenie should dare the other producers to let Rob drive a speed boat. Because he’s such a good driver, and vehicles react so well to his TLC. Summit would definately have to make sure their insurance is nicely up to date.
    Wait, they already did that?! They’re livin’ on the edge this time along!

  • JellyBeanRainbow

    I spent hours on twitter and robsessed / bd-sessed sites all day and missed THIS? How did I not know that every single letter here is gazillion times more epic than anything that can happen on set. I promise, UC & Moon, I will never take you for granted. ILY.

    Ron, Robsten, knots, jorts, everything ……. Epic!
    I’m actually ROFL for reals!

  • Danielle

    I personally think she should call Rob “Cedric” for a full day.

    • kristen’s bestie

      I Really Really like this idea but I think she should call him BIJ or something along those lines.

      • TeamSeth

        This has a lot of potential. “Hey, Big In Japan, come here for a few secs. We need to discuss the fade to sad part of the second fade to sad scene…”

        This reminds me, there better be all the sex scenes in there, not just the ‘one’. Otherwise, I’m suing Summit for emotional and psychological damage.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com unintendedchoice

      LOVE IT!

  • TeamJacobEdward

    omg! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and can’t breath!

    People are staring like I’ve gone nutty.

    Oh this is prime example why pledged my eternal love to LTT

    • Stacey

      I need to email you later! I have some ideas to run by you!

      Plus…did you see the pictures?!? I keep jumping up nd down like a three-year old.

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Yey! Yes, email me! I’ll do my best to help.

        lol – Did you see my reply above to Michelle? Sounds like your and my reactions were very similar… but then again, Edward does have that effect on people. ;)

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  • eclipse22

    i just suffered sensory overload at robsessed.com, i tried i watch a few pics, didnt check videos as this is spoilers enough, saw the kiss, the laughing, the crowd, love her dress, bella swan in heels thank u alice! but then his hands on her hips arggh kill me already! that movie is sure to kill me!
    its going to be a frigging long time to wait until next november for crying out loud, can’t we campaign for the release to be moved up at least BD2 pleaseee….
    i think i’m going to stear clear of anything to do with BD, after all i was successful remaining pic-spoiler free from eclipse, it was tots worth it, but that was hardly 6months wait, a yr A YR shoot me already, i’m going to have devise even smarter ways of staying spoiler-free!

  • TeamSeth

    Slight OT, but I’m confused. Are they shooting the whole film other than Brazil in Louisiana? I thought that they were shooting the Isle Esme scenes in Louisiana and that was it. I realize that most of the film happens inside the Cullen house so it wouldn’t matter if most of it was shot in Louisiana, but isn’t the house already a built set in Vancouver that they’ve used in the past 2 films?

    Are they filming in Vancouver at all? It will be weird if they don’t have the proper flora!

    • The Old One

      Thank you TeamSeth for saying “proper flora”.

      Are there palm trees in Louisiana? Not sure why they chose Louisiana for filming other than tax credits? I know there is some filming supposed to happen in Vancouver, maybe just the real outdoors shots that absolutely need, as you say, “proper flora”!

      • TeamSeth

        So they are filming everything in Louisiana other than “outdoor” shots (aka perimeter running w/out any actors and the big ‘show down’ in the clearing). That’s… lame. Good thing I didn’t audition for the role of Kate after all, I have no desire to go back to Louisiana, I hate Cajun food!

        Anyway, I’m blaming Condon for having a lover in Nola and of course Summit for being themselves. Come back up here, Twilight, where you belong!!!

        • MidnightCougar

          btw TS, up where? Are you Canadian?
          & are you on the LTT Forum? I am now b/c of TeamJacobEdward, she’s feeding me more FanFic trash! :)

          • TeamSeth

            I attempted the forum, but I’m a forum fail. I’m in PacNW, but not a Canadien, eh. It’s all very sad. Go Canucks! (except I like the Penguins, so, whatever.)

          • TeamJacobEdward

            I would do no such thing! …oh wait I did do that didn’t I? Well 1/2 of those were fed to me by SnowWhiteDrifted so I can’t claim full credit. :)
            (thank you SWD!)

          • MidnightCougar

            I’m reading yours now! DId you read my ch.1 review yet? :) xo

          • TeamJacobEdward

            Yes! I saw your comment. :D I’m so glad that you’re enjoying the fic!!!! I plan on replying to you in the forum.

            I hope you continue to like it!!!

    • operarose

      Wait, I’m completely lost because what are they filming in Brazil if not Isle Esme? In the book, Bella and Edward were only in the airport and in a speedboat. Why did they have to go to Brazil to film that? I just assumed they were doing Isle Esme there (there are some gorgeous beaches near Rio, after all…)

      Why/how would Louisiana stand in for Brazil/Isle Esme? (Sorry, I don’t really know much about the geography of that area…)

      • TeamSeth

        Three words:

        I know right!

      • operarose

        *semi-spoiler based on assumptions based on the videos posted yesterday – if you are a BD “virgin” do not read*

        So after watching some of the vids, it appears they have Bella and Edward wandering through some carnival-type festival in Brazil. Do the producers for BD *ahem* realize that Brazilians do not spend all day and night dancing in the streets unless it is February, during the actual Carnival-time? Is this why they went to Brazil, to perpetuate some kind of Brazilian stereotype?

        Don’t mind me, just the resident culture snob here.

        Speaking of cultural stereotypes, are they going to continue the Carnival/Mardi Gras action in LA? Is BD turning into one big carnival? Will there be musical numbers in the streets, dancing, impromptu singing and dancing numbers throughout the streets of Brazil/LA? Does Bill Condon think that if the characters throw enough mardi gras beads around and dance with some Brazilian flags, that will distract us from the horrifying birth of Renesmee? Inquiring minds…

        • Michelle

          I’m all for the Mardi Gras themed BD if it means topless Edward!

          Off to buy stock in plastic beads…

        • MidnightCougar

          @ operarose I’m not sure if you’ve read any of Bill Condon’s Press Conference statements but here is a link to BDM.org where they have translated some of it. He does mention the cultural aspects of Rio.

          http://www.breakingdawnmovie.org/breaking-dawn-filming-news-press-conference-with-director-bill-condon-in-rio/

          & I did read somewhere about them (Rio Filme) wanting to promote the real authentic cultural importance of Brazil by simulating a festival, but I read a lot of stuff in the run of a day I forget where I read it. ;)

          Hope some of this helps you: MC

          • operarose

            Yeah, no, definitely had not read that. I only pretend to take Twilight “tweed-seriously.”

            I stand by the whole Rio-Carnival thing seeming a bit silly (It’s like saying all Americans are cowboys), but then again I guess I just saw a different side of the country when I visited. My Brazilian friends must be the cynical ones vs. the fun-loving Bassa-Nova dancing ones. I also find it kind of weird they’re using BD as a means to promote the Brazilian film industry. Extraordinarily smart of Brazil to do, but strange of BD to go along with. The bottom line is (I know I’m getting off topic) if they’re making such a weird (to me) change to the script what else will they do?!

          • TeamSeth

            Excuse you! We ARE all cowboys.

          • operarose

            Pardon, my bad. Since I’m Canadian I’ll go back into my “igloo” now and feed my polar bear.

          • TeamSeth

            That’s right, you better had! ‘Cuz Quebec is super close to Churchill! That’s all I’m saying.

        • TeamSeth

          Oh horrors! I just had this image of Rob trying to samba.

          • Sj

            Can’t wait to see Rob get his maracas out!

  • The Old One

    By the way, Stephenie, you look totally hot in that first picture! Just sayin. You rock.

  • MidnightCougar

    I think we should DARE Stephanie to continue reading LTT everyday, regardless of her busy BD Production schedule. She shouldn’t miss all the REALLY important advice posted by UC, Moon & all the informative commentors.

    • MidnightCougar

      Whoops, typo on Stephenie’s name. My apologies SM.

  • Brooke Lockart

    The dares could be endless! My head is a scary place.

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Which is why we love your mind SO very much :)

  • TeamSeth

    I dare Stephenie to write Riley into this screenplay. For a really lengthy scene… maybe a dream sequence in which he does a prolonged undressing scene causing Bella to wake up confused about why she’s in a broken bed, covered in feathers, and not giving Xavier heeey Riley a venom hickey.

    What color is the venom? I always think it’s green, but I’m guessing it’s just clear. Thoughts?

    • Stacey

      Nice! Xavier should randomly show up in EVERY scene. Maybe in conversation with Lee Pace. Maybe a three-way with Rob and Lee Pace. I mean conversation, people. Images that I like in my head. :0)

      • theseviolentdelights

        “Maybe a three-way with Rob and Lee Pace.”

        You give me THAT mental image and then take it away with something more sensible?! How dare you?! ;) lol

        • TeamSeth

          My reaction was more, “Thanks a lot Stace, I’m still at work!”

    • Stacey

      Green Venom gets over everything! Stains the couches, designer Alice chosen clothing. immaculate Volvo seats…even Martha Stewart can’t get that stuff out!

      • TeamSeth

        In prison she could!

        But your comment also triggered this thought:
        What happens when a vampire has one of those classic LTT morning laugh, snort, shoot coffee out of your nose kind of moments– Do they snort out venom?!

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Green?!? That would definitely change things. I think people would notice the whites of their eyes tinted green… Yellow eyes from being good vampires may have thwarted humans, but if a green glow surrounded it… little (a lot) bit creepy

      Ha! Vampires would look like they’re leaking radiator fluid from their mouths. And Bella would look like she always just got done sucking on one of those Carmel Apple suckers after making out with Edward. She’d have to claim & new found love for the suckers and carry one with her at all times.

      Ha! Ha ha ha ha!

  • P.S.

    This isn’t a dare, more of a wishlist, but since BD has already started filming, thought I better get it out there so Stephanie has time to consider it :)

    1. Alice convinces Charlie to shave his ‘stache for the wedding makeover.
    2. One of the Volturi witnesses shows up in an LTT t-shirt. (Or maybe Renee, if that’s not too obvious)
    3. Soundtrack includes more of Rob’s music.
    4. Jacob shows Charlie his wolf-phasing routine. (I just really want to see Charlie’s reaction when Jacob drops his pants.)
    5. Pillowbiting. Not just feathers in the morning!

    • Bea

      1: Sacriledge. You can’t have Charlie with no copstache!
      2: Renee needs a “That’s Normal” shirt, no question.
      4: Charlie’s reaction to this would be fantastic. Any scene where Charlie is thrust into intense awkwardness is a win.

    • Luludee

      #2 – Brilliant!!!

      To expound somewhat, I dare Steph to try to sneak some LTT swag in a (or multiple) scenes as props. Think of the possibilities!!

      • Edible Art ?

        Ohhhh Product placement imagine that.

        Edward cooking eggs “the morning after” in an LTT Fade to Sad apron !!!!! classic

        • The Old One

          Yes, yes, yes!! Stephenie, are you reading this? Make it happen!!

        • TeamJacobEdward

          I busted out a HUGE laugh at this!! I mean HUGE laugh!

          My daughters are asking me what is so funny. I’m trying to tell them “nothing” through my laughter.

          WIN!

      • Sj

        SnowWhiteDrifted needs to design a onsie for baby Renes to wear with ‘Fade to Sad’ on it.

        • P.S.

          That will have to be a big onesie to fit the Renameme we’re getting! Are they going to superimpose that girl’s face on a baby body when she’s born, or will we get an actual infant to begin with? Scary.

        • TeamSeth

          I really want her to wear a buttcrack santa bib. Kids love those little bottles!

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Wait a second. For #2, if it’s one of the vampire witnesses, wouldn’t that mean that one of us was a vampire snack?

        • P.S.

          Why yes, yes it does!

    • TeamSeth

      1. Yes! Swoon!
      2. This one really expresses what anyone would show up to actually witness…
      4. Yes! And he responds, “And at some point you thought she’d go for you? Good luck with that.”
      5. I really want to see the headboard splinter… #normal

    • TeamJacobEdward

      “5. Pillowbiting. Not just feathers in the morning”

      Oh dear God please let there be pillow biting… Lots and lots of pillow biting. And headboard breaking action. Not just, “oh, it was so awesomely, scarily intense, look what happened!” Boo to that! Nuh-uh.

      Biting and breaking footage! We demand it! (please)

      • MidnightCougar

        YAY, ME TOO, ME TOO, pretty please?

  • frightenedflips

    Or ask Jackson if he’s heard that catering is serving catfish on Thursday night for dinner

    Bwaaahhahahahhahahhahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • TeamSeth

      Hey lady! How you doing? :) Miss you!

      • frightenedflips

        Heeyyyyyy!!! All fine here, Summer taking its good old time to settle in. Been thinking of you. Even checked your site the other day and saw your swapover day with sister site. Tres cute. Miss you guys!
        xxxx

  • Chrisa

    Ladies ventured over to LTT from LTR, brilliant style as usual!! Hilarious post. Way to go guys

  • Janetrigs

    Forgot to say earlier:

    RON!!

  • Sj

    I double dare Stephenie to bust out her jazz hands, excitedly announce that Renesmee was a huge mistake and then start rewriting the script right there on set.

    PS Is there a prize for whoever comes across pic of Big Daddy on set first?

    • theseviolentdelights

      AND for her to annouce that there will no longer be any ‘fade to sad’. In fact, all the movie will consist of will be sex scenes. Nothing else.

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Breaking Dawn the porno… Hmmmmm “Bending Down until the Breaking Dawn” or “Keeping it up until the Breaking Dawn” ???
        (You know the sad thing is that there will very likely be a porn or two stemmed from this movie. I shutter to think.)

        No. No, no, no. We don’t want an actual porno. We want hot,quality Edward/Bella sex and LOTS of it.

        So maybe, “Breaking Dawn: Uncensored”

        Yes!! That one! Sign me up for “Breaking Dawn: Uncensored”! In fact I’m claiming the line starts right here.

        Okay so go get on that Robsten! (pun intended)

        • MidnightCougar

          Ahh yes, I’m definitely in line behind you for “Breaking Dawn: Uncensored”. Although, your first two titles are pretty catchy too. ;)

        • operarose

          There will be. There’s a sex shop downtown (I live in Quebec, people. “Conservative” doesn’t happen here.) and for the past year they’ve had a massive poster for “Eclipse: The Porn”. No, no cutesy name. Just Eclipse. And something about how Bella, Jacob, and Edward are all in on the action…

          I shudder to think of Breaking Dawn: The Porn and what that will entail.

  • Sj

    I am so glad I am not a Rob obsessed fan today cause I’m pretty sure that if I was I’d be on the floor dying in bliss!

    • Sj

      Actually, that doesn’t sound half bad.

      • TeamSeth

        Oh whatever, you know you’d prefer seeing Taylor take a train across Brazil to ride an alpaca in Peru.

      • TeamSeth

        ps- where’s my email? (also, I was able to tell the ‘pot of gold’ bit 3 times as a party story this weekend!!! I was a social success due to your awesomeness)

        • Sj

          HAhha. It seems to be lost somewhere out there. Boss gone for the rest of day, writing now.

  • Late convert

    Extra dares:

    Stephenie to CGI people: When I said he sparkled, I meant he sparkled “everywhere”!

    Stephenie right before they start shooting bedroom scenes: Ok I’m off to get a frozen popsicle, anyone want one? Kristen?

    I’d also like to see a chicken wandering in the background every so often – after all where else are the eggs and feathers going to come from?

    Just wondering – if Edward ate shark on Isle Esme, would his eyes turn blue?

    • Sj

      YES! They could keep it totes underage friendly by having Edward fully naked but with a CGI blast of Sparkle-rays over appropriate areas.

      Am I getting my hopes too high for a movie by Summit again?

      • Sj

        Gross thought of the day: Does the wolfpack get brazilians to reduce shagginess ‘down there’ when they fursplode?

        • TeamSeth

          hahahaha! Why not? They have a high pain tolerance!

  • LatersBaby

    Dear Stephenie,

    When you are in important production meetings, perhaps the one where you squeeze in “Tweed Serious,” can you casually concur or disagree with an idea using the LTT /LTR method?
    “Awesome Blossom / Rob Would Marry This”
    “Um, that’s Lame / Rob hates this”

    • MidnightCougar

      I love your comments LatersBaby! :) btw, are you having as much fun as me at the Copacabana? lol

      • LatersBaby

        I promised myself I would stay away from LTR/LTT for a few days and get some work done. Well, I almost made it.

  • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

    Okay Steph, let’s see what you are made of . . . sneak in approval through wardrobe without ANYONE knowing until they call ACTION that the baby has a onesie which says “I Got Mama’s Not Too Sloppy 2nds”. And when Renesmee grows into regular T’s her shirt just happens to be sporting a shirt saying “Sorry T-Swift, It’s Not My Fault He Goes for Younger Women” (of course this needs to have a mini K-Stew knot on the side).

    Sorry, I truly can’t control the things that pop into my head. I think it is your Renesmee post from way back “just ask your Daddy” that planted this seed to grow to full maturity. The truly sad part is my first thought after typing this was “No, that 2nd one is never going to fit on a onsie . . . BUT WAIT! It will when she gets into a T size!” Totally NORMAL, totally . . .

  • TeamJacobEdward

    Stephenie, I dare you to ask Nikki, “so were and Kristen really only FAKE lesbians?” *eye-lock stare*

    While wearing some sort of LTT “Fake Lesbian” paraphernalia.

    • MidnightCougar

      ROFLMFAO! Great dare, maybe it should even be a “double dare”? lol

      Did you see above that I’m reading your FanFic & that I gave you a review for Ch.1? I should finish your story today. (It’s very good btw)!

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Yep! Just replied to it. I’m going to PM you on the forum a little later. I really hope you continue to like my fic!! :)

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/d638e0d6b86e5d01ee06134a91414173?s=80 VoteMeIn

    Oh Stephenie, Imma have a slight breach of etiquette and go straight for the throat with the triple-dog-dare. I triple-dog-dare you to do at least 1 or 2 of these things. Represent, for crying out loud!

    • Sj

      Whoa, triple-dog-dare, the stakes have raised people.

  • MidnightCougar

    Dear LTT Ladies: So, I checked in on Midnight_Cyn today, I wanted to make sure she was doing alright, & this is some of what she had to say in her reply e-mail:

    “So good to hear from you! I am bored beyond words! I miss LTT so very much and all the wonderful people there! Hope everyone is well! I can’t tell you how badly I am suffering from lack of laughter. Please give everyone my love and I can’t even tell you how much I miss all my friends. Hugs to everyone!”

    Just thought you gals might like at update. MC :)

    • eatmyjorts

      Thanks MC. Millions of love to Cyn. XXX

    • operarose

      Thanks for the update MC!

  • soldiersarah

    totally off topic.
    thanx to who ever posted the link to LTT LTR store! i feel like iv just uncovered hidden treasure!!

  • Tanya White

    Stephenie totally needs to use the word ‘Sparklepeen’ while they’re shooting honeymoon scenes. Like “Rob stand this way and Kristen just turn that way and now put your hand where the ‘sparklepeen’ would be…”

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