Bill Condon is a tease

Pillow fight!!!!

Dear Bill Condon,

You know that sound you heard on Thanksgiving Day when you tweeted this still from the Breaking Dawn set? That wasn’t the sound of oven timers going off or your mom basting the turkey or even the air escaping a balloon at the Macy’s Day Parade. It was the sound of a gabillion girl boners happening at the same time all over the world. And now news of the stone cottage scenes filming this next week so fresh on the heels of the Isle Esme scenes has everyone clawing at their computers like feral cats. I’m surprised you haven’t had any crazy fangirls crashing the set or kidnapping you till they were allowed to watch from a darkened corner which Rob and Kristen… I mean Edward and Bella got it on.

But if you film all the ‘hot and heavy’ stuff up front what are the crazy fans going to pant about in January? It’s like an intense relationship that moves too fast, all the good stuff at the beginning and then all the boring crap like “running patrols in the woods” till you break up cause someone got bored (aka met someone at the Thriftway). Who wants that? Unless of course it’s Taylor running around the backwoods of Louisiana with his shirt off for no reason other than you want to test his commitment to the role. And Lord knows he’s committed. Meat patties, anyone?

All I’m saying is a slow burn is hot. Kinda like tweeting ONLY this picture. Next you should just tweet ONLY Rob below the belt with a bloody mouth or ONLY the high neck line of Bella’s wedding dress or ONLY Jackson’s catfish facial hair before you make him shave it off. THAT should get everyone’s blood boiling.

ONLY 354 days till Breaking Dawn Part 1 *resigned sigh*
Themoonisdown

PS Bill, I hope you keep this tweeting thing up like David Slade before you. Seeing pics of Taylor lit up like a sweet sweet angel or a super close up on a blade of grass really made Eclipse filming… ok maybe not the blade of grass but the sweet sweet angel thing, definitely.

Thoughts? If you could only see a still from ONE scene in BD, just to know it was filmed, which would it be?

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  • little dark dynamite

    A STILL OF SEXY MCSEX SEX nekked (or edward you can call him whatever you like)

    …ok ok im serious .. maybe a still of renezme or whatever the hell its spelled (dont judge me i read the book in my language) and her devil/angel face…

    • little dark dynamite

      forgot to add and i know it’s really childish but

      FIRST

    • Rob’s Flaming Dashboard

      Did they change ReNameMe’s name for the foreign language editions? What was she called in the version of Breaking Dawn you read, Little Dark Dynamite? Did they change the other character’s names too? Inquiring minds want to know!

      • Rob’s Flaming Dashboard

        ” characters’ ”
        Darn it. Need coffee ASAP.

      • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

        “Little Dark Dynamite”
        Bahahhaa..WIN!
        I call her the demon baby spawn. Nessie STILL creeps me out. I can only get over her creepiness once I see her bonding with Daddyward. *sigh*

    • TeamSeth

      I’m pretty sure no one knows how it’s spelled. Even SM told UC/Moon that she forgot and her editor had to really work on continuity spelling…

    • MidnightCougar

      I also want to see some good-ass lovin’ in this movie! Also, for BD purposes I like to call him Robward – this rolls him all into one to simplify my fantasies! ;)

  • Libby

    Mmmmm
    For like, Breaking Dawn Breaking Dawn… I think I would love to see Bella kicking Jacob’s ass after he imprinted on the baby…

    As far for what *I* would Love to see for *my* dreams… it would be Rob holding a baby in a very fatherly way.

  • LatersBaby

    Blood through a straw.

    • Stacey

      A giant YES to this one! Cannot wait…plus wouldn’t it be funny if they made Rosalie go through the drive through at McDonald’s to get a cup and straw for Bella. You know, pour out the Coke on the side of the road and replace it with vodka…no that was college, not Breaking Dawn…blood. (just kidding)

      • LatersBaby

        Awesome! Blood through a straw is the overriding image in my head for BD–oh, and did we go to college together?

        • LatersBaby

          Thumb down? Someone isn’t happy about blood through a straw…

          • MidnightCougar

            I was surprised at the thumbs-down too, I think that will be a great scene- Blood, blood & more bloody gore! lol
            But, then I saw this comment below: “JellyBeanRainbow says: Sorry LatersBaby thumbs down was a mistake.” :)

      • TeamSeth

        Is burger king not the sponsor again like in the really obvious placement in NM? Maybe they’ll cast The King as JJenks?

        • The Old One

          Reading too quickly, I thought you were suggesting Burger King come out with a product tie-in: Blood Through A Straw. Yum!

          • TeamJacobEdward

            They should red straws when they do their Breaking Dawn promo stuff.

            All the kiddos can pretend they’re gulping blood instead of their Coca-colas while they wear their Breaking Dawn crowns.

    • frightenedflips

      me me me!!! that’s what I was gonna say!
      Bella’s sippy cup!!!!

  • GeminiGypsy

    Seth and Edward having some buddy moments would be a nice picture!

    • TeamSeth

      Squee! My little Seth! Awww. Though on the Renesme shooting note, they should get Seth’s scenes out of the way before HE hits puberty…

  • natashadushi

    The naked back of Leah Clearwater before she phases. I am so a fakelesbian……

  • superhumanmoron

    Arm wrestling with Emmett, of course!

    • MidnightCougar

      Yes, me too, I think it could be a great comedy-relief scene, esp. when Bella kicks the shit out that boulder after winning the arm wrestle!

      • TeamSeth

        This reminds me, Renesme girl better be a darn good giggler since that’s her main course of action in the book!

    • LaLurker

      Yes! It would be nice if they showed some of the scenes of Bella actually enjoying being a vampire. Bella being happy. No angst for about 30 seconds!

  • TeamJacobEdward

    Oh dear Good in heaven, I am died. Gazillion lady boners is right. Hot tease!

    Wait! Hold the freaking phone! Stone cottage scene?!?! The stone cottage reveal is AFTER Bella wakes up a vamp and hunts for the first time. Are you telling me that all the schmexy times are going to be in Breaking Dawn: Part I?? Sooo what ford that leave to get all joy and bothered (Bothered!) about for Breaking Dawn: Part II?? A big collecting of random vampires, a huge battle that doesn’t happen and like ZERO bedroom time with Edward because everyone is too worried about preparing to be massacred.

    Noooooooo! Say it ain’t so!

    • Stacey

      You mean the massacre that NEVER happens? (Except for Irina. A massacre of one. Poor Irina.)

      • TeamJacobEdward

        Hahaha! Yes that very one. :)

    • TeamJacobEdward

      *sigh* stupid phone

      “Sooo what ford that leave to get all joy and bothered…”
      I meant:
      “Sooo what does that leave me to get all hot and bothered…”

    • Bea

      Hopefully we need not fear. They’re filming both movies concurrently… so I’m guessing they’re just knocking out all the scenes with just R & K before they bring in 9000 other vampires and werewolves and wedding guests.

      • Nelle

        They’d better knock out the scenes with the girl who is playing Renesmee before she hits puberty. Don’t want to think about Robward holding THAT in a fatherly way!

        • TeamSeth

          #truth

      • TeamJacobEdward

        :) That does help me some. But I’m still concerned… BD II is two whole years out. If they’re filming it all together now I wonder what we’ll have to look at to get us excited not just for the entire next year, but for the entire year AFTER that between BD I and BD II. There won’t be anything new to tease. All photos leaked. All scenes done… They’ll have to do re-shoots, and Rob and Kristen will have to announce their relationship (real or not) between BD I and BD II. Just to stir up interest and chatter to bring people back to thinking about BD. They’ll have to “get caught” kissing between takes of the re-shoot they had to do to send Twitter into a flutter. Or maybe Ashley or Jackson will have to stay dating one of the gazillion vampires say February 2012. Some sort of publicity stunt will need to happen to keep the interest…

        Ooooo idea. Emailing Moon and UC.

  • Stacey

    I have a sneaky feeling, it’s our buddy Cathy…not the fans sneaking on the set for those scenes with her handy dandy camcorder. Oh that Cathy…I miss her.

    I want to see when Rosalie makes a dog food bowl for Jacob and he whacks her in the head with it. Good times!

  • MidnightCougar

    I do love the teasing, when it comes to the scenes that will be in the movie, b/c it keeps me hopeful that the BD movie will be better than the book. BUT, I really do think he “should just tweet ONLY Rob below the belt” with NO swimming trunks. Forget the c*ckteasing, Condon, & just gives us the goods – NOW! ;)

    • TeamJacobEdward

      This would fall under the “Braking Dawn Raw and Uncensored” we discussed. ;)

  • efam

    Hmm…this is hard. I guess I want to see the “burning man” that Jacob keeps seeing in Edward…and then pretend it’s me that he’s soooo worried about.

    • TeamSeth

      hard? burning man? inside? twss.

      • MidnightCougar

        *fans self* I love the way you mince words. ;)

  • JellyBeanRainbow

    Sorry LatersBaby thumbs down was a mistake.

    • LatersBaby

      Thanks! :)

  • FacePunch

    I will now predict that the next still will be a plate of scrambled eggs. :D

    • MidnightCougar

      I just hope we don’t see her throwing them up in the Isle Esme kitchen sink.

      • http://woventale.wordpress.com operarose

        Thumbs down not to you personally but to the mere thought of that! Grosssssssss! Pleaaase NO!

  • http://woventale.wordpress.com operarose

    I’d like a picture of Bella’s wardrobe from the costume department just to make sure that hideous Anne of Green Gables romper from New Moon didn’t make the cut.

    • Stacey

      You don’t want the Anne of Green Gables romper? But…it’s so stylish. Well stylish, in that, not at all Alice approved way. Plus…will Edward get to wear that very special New Moon vest? Those outfits are a matching set.

      • http://woventale.wordpress.com operarose

        Only if we get bored of the “patrol the woods parts” of Breaking Dawn. Then I’ll be ok with a break to check in at the cottage, at which point Bella might be fantasizing about a skip through the forest with Edward in those outfits… anything will be a welcome break from Leah’s whining and Jacob’s sadness and them pulling apart deer and other random woodland animals in frustration.

        • Nelle

          OMG. I do so hope they skip most of that patrolling and whining.

        • TeamSeth

          Perhaps they’ll cut between the special outfits slo-mo running scene and the patrol running? Or maybe, if we’re lucky, they’ll CGI wolf Jacob in a little vest! Along with the Clearwater wolves! Team Vest!

        • Sj

          Am I the only one looking forward to patrol time with sadness and whining??

  • JellyBeanRainbow

    I guess I should start reading BD again. I had no idea what still I want to see. Maybe Bella as a vampire. Edward’s face on his weddind day. Lame. straw/blood, Leah’s back, dogdish… that’s more interestng.

    • TeamSeth

      Aw! Chapter 1: I wanna see Charlie in a suit!!!!

  • http://www.twitter.com/txlili LiLi

    um. jackson’s catfish facial hair.

    ::pop::

    there went my girl boner.

    yeah. i went there. on a monday am. and over that creeptastic look of his. love me through it.

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  • Midnight_Cyn

    :)

    • TeamJacobEdward

      Cyn!!!

      ((((hugs))))

      • Midnight_Cyn

        Huge hugs back!

    • The Old One

      Cyn! Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving!

      • Midnight_Cyn

        Mine got cancelled, but hope yours was the BEST! xo

        • The Old One

          Oh no, so sorry to hear that!

        • TeamSeth

          Aw! Oh no! :( If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t quite lose my turkey, but it certainly didn’t work out as hoped. Not saying you lost your turkey of course, just recalling the chicken incident from last year (last year wow! So long ago!)

          Anyway, I’m SO GLAD you’re back! Well, hopefully you are back and you’re not just teasing us!!!

          • Midnight_Cyn

            Missed you all very much! I’ll be popping in & out (twss..sorry couldn’t stop myself)..but since I haven’t read Breaking Dawn can’t really comment much & not sure how long this new lense will last..but I love you all xoxo
            Oh and I didn’t lose the turkey!

          • TeamSeth

            :D

            Well, I think we all forget EXACTLY what went down in BD–so you probably have the gist: feathers, sexy times, demon baby, big anticlimatic fight. Oh, and the wolves running border patrol for an entire 200 pages of the book. See! you’ve missed nothing :)

          • Midnight_Cyn

            Loves you!

    • Sj

      :) :) :)

      • Midnight_Cyn

        :) :) :) :)

  • http://www.twitter.com/ScienceGeek91 Rob’s slow mo’ strut

    Nikki Reed carving ‘Fido’ on that metal dish for Taylor or Jacob, whatever. The Rosalie/Jacob banter was the only fascinating part from BD.

    Oh and call me shallow if you want, but I do wanna see Rob showing some skin ;)

    • theseviolentdelights

      Pff, I doubt that is shallow. I just would like to know if the makeup people put any sparkles in any *ahem* special places or if it is all CGI…just the logistics. You know, all in the name of science…

  • kitkat

    I would love to see the extravagant decorations from the wedding- flowers everywhere, and ribbons and who knows what else. Just to see how over the top “Alice” went…
    But I’d settle for more of the aforementioned pics of Jacob. :)

  • Nelle

    I want to see Bella and Edwards first kiss after she wakes up as a vampire. No more of this silly pecking and arms close to sides and hands folded under. I want to see a real full body contact kiss.

    • Nelle

      PS. You know you know how to do it, Robsten!

    • TeamSeth

      Aw! Yeah! And I wanna see her look at herself in the mirror for the first time! And another scene like in Twi’s hospital scene but without a giant Renee face, rather an extra, unnamed color and really loud wind, animal noises, and trucks from the highway that’s over a mile away!!! OMG I’m getting so excited!!!!

      • Bea

        Also fascinated by the extra color… can’t figure out how they’d invent a new color for this movie, but it sure would make me happy! There’s one for the special effects guys: add a new color to the spectrum.

        • MidnightCougar

          I think we’re gonna be experiencing a lot more CGI, I just hope that it’s not so fantastical that it takes a lot away from the original story.plot-lines.

  • The Old One

    One scene we’d like to see? Well, that was it. We know Pillowbite 2011 is in the can. Bill has already given us the goods, so whatever else he teases us with is just icing on the cake… Thank you, Bill.

    • The Old One

      On second thought, maybe I’d like to see a close-up of Rob’s face actually BITING the pillow. HARD.

  • Janetrigs

    Sigghhhhh

  • TeamSeth

    Luckily the ‘running patrol’ scenes are going to be a second unit because there’s no actual people in the scenes–just CGI wolves, I mean HUGE wolves. So, I think secondary producer, 3 camera men, and perhaps a crane will do the trick. Who really needs a DP for such a low key shoot? Not cheap wig dept production company Summit!

    Also, Vancouver, Seattle, Portland and the in betweeners–I am considering radioactive spiders or krytonite efforting the “let’s be extras as vampire witnesses” initiative. Assuming they’re shooting in Vancouver that is. Who knows, if we do it 1) we’ll get paid 2) it’ll be freezing and miserable (er, scratch that) 2) we’ll see Rob in person (and Charlie Bewley) 3) We’ll get to hear Condon say “That’s a wrap.” :D

    Thoughts?

    • Bea

      TS, do you have a Bewley t-shirt? Twilight Lexicon posted a link to one this weekend and it made me think of you.

      • TeamSeth

        Really?! Awww! No, I do not. I guess I should make one. I have a Charlie one from my NM premiere day… but I wore Tweed Serious to Eclipse premiere. I’m gonna go seek out this shirt now…

    • Nelle

      Go for it.

      Aikins / Cossey Casting
      #403 1755 West Broadway
      Vancouver, BC V6J 4S5
      E-mail: BreakingDawnCasting@canadafilm.com

      • TeamSeth

        REWIND! Is this a serious/for real/the actual casting agency for the extras?!!! ‘cuz there’s tons of fake ones out there… and I don’t want to get all duped and such things…

        • Nelle

          I think it is. I got it from a reputable source awhile ago. I think it was on something like Twilight Tracker.

          • TeamSeth

            Um… Twilight Tracker?

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    I’d like a still of the gaudy necklace that Aro gives Bella as a wedding present.

    Maybe with the caption, “*Ugh*, why couldn’t he just send us a Pottery Barn gift card?”

    • TeamSeth

      I always thought that the diamond/gem he gives her is like that lost jade stone in The Phantom.

      DAMN YOU CATHY FOR TAKING MY SIXTH GRADE CRUSH! ::pouts::

  • Luludee

    Hmm, maybe just a glimpse or close-up of Bells with her new red eyes. Or to compliment the feathers in hand, a pic of the broken head-board.

    OT – So this person just came into my office and was talking to us for a while and mentioned that he works at Big Daddy’s Diner. I was like, “Wait, what? There’s a place called Big Daddy’s here?! Where is it? No, where is it exactly?”
    Needless to say, I am planning an excursion at the first opportunity.

    • Sj

      Must post photos!

      • Luludee

        But of course!

        Little does this little place know how a website about Twilight is impacting it’s revenue.

  • celestialchic

    There are many pictures I’d love to see, but I can think of one major one I do NOT want to see: Oral c-section.

    • TeamSeth

      Wow. Until your phrasing I’ve been okay with this scene… but when you put it like that “oral c-section” combining foreplay and demon birth into one thing– Shudders.

  • Sj

    Edward convincing Jacob to go to Bella and suggest they make babies together! Please see the humour Bill, please.

  • LatersBaby

    When Fifty shows Bella The Red Room of Pain!

    What? Wrong story…? MotU? ….damn…

    • frightenedflips

      hahahahahaha!!!!!!! Fanfic has ruined us for all!!!!
      I feel your pain baby!

  • frightenedflips

    “It was the sound of a gabillion girl boners happening at the same time all over the world”
    let it be know that this here phrase was coined on LTT!
    Too brilliant.

    • TeamSeth

      I can hear the BD commentary now…

      Wyck: Now this scene, um, it’s really for the Twi fans.
      Meyer: I’m glad you did a fade to feathers rather than a fade to black like I did.
      Wyck: Well, I believe you did a fade to sad, no?
      Meyer: Oh, right.
      Wyck: You built it up to what, a gabillion girl boners and then BAM fade to sad.
      Meyer: Yeah, I’m pretty sure that LTT coined that phrase.
      Wyck: I love LTT! Ever since jorts…
      Meyer: I know, Godfrey, I know.

  • MichaelSheenisaDILF

    I’d love to see a pic of Aro doing…um, anything.

    • theseviolentdelights

      Hmm…the possibilities…
      A pic of him in the midst of one of his classic laughs?
      Him and Cauis in a lovers embrace?
      Making a Volturi gang signal? (Wonder what that would be…)
      All the Volturi playing twister as they wait for the damn battle to happen?

  • TeamSeth

    Making a Volturi gang signal? (Wonder what that would be…) V for Volturi!

    • theseviolentdelights

      And maybe they could bring out that purple suit for BD to mix it up – imagine all the creeptasticness that would bring. (we need someone to bring the pimp-suited love!)

  • http://letterstotwilight.com UnintendedChoice

    NEW COMMENT SYSTEM! YAY!

    • Team Seth

      It’s sooo different! I can’t tell where each conversation group starts and ends… were those divided before by a line or something?

      • http://letterstotwilight.com UnintendedChoice

        i think all the way to the left is where it starts…. is that what you mean?

        • Team Seth

          It will just take adjusting to.

    • Sj

      Awesome Blossom

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