LTT history: Part 1

Dear fine LTT readers,

A few weeks ago we received this email in our LTT inbox:

Hi,
Love the site but am relatively new to it, so I’ve got to ask; What’s the deal with the Olive Garden? I tried searching the site but… FAIL. I give, what’s it about?
Best,
Laurel

Olive Garden Taylor Lautner LTT Twilight Big DaddyAh- I LOVE newbies! Because it reminds me #1 that not everyone has been around for 2 years so it’s good to stop and explain and #2 reminds me of why we started jokes in the first place. Because when I thought about it, I couldn’t even remember why the Olive Garden joke got started. Was it that we assumed that the Lautner family would frequent the walls of Tuscan deliciousness before family game night every Friday when Taylor was in town? It’s not a hard guess- I mean, who doesn’t love their unlimited breadsticks & choice of salad or minestrone soup? Or did we run with that joke after Taylor admitted to falling prey to the suburban chain of deliciousness? Perhaps we’ll never know. Most likely we ran with it after Taylor mentioned loving the chain in like 2-3 interviews, but I like to think that a love for overly-buttered, 2000-calorie pasta meals is just something we share with the entire Lautner family.

Then just a few days ago, we got another request for clarification:

Dear LTTers,

I was just reading your FAQ, and I wanted to ask you something: why do you refer to Big Daddy Lautner’s obsession as with the Fish-o-Filet? As someone who’s mom works at McD’s, I know it’s Filet-o-Fish.  Is this some inside joke that I don’t get?

Best,
Tammy (not TammyO)

Big Daddy Fish-o-FiletWell, Tammy who isn’t TammyO (more on her later!), I have no idea. I don’t know what I call it. Somedays I think I write that Big Daddy likes a Big Mac. Is that not the same thing? I have no idea. I avoid McDonald‘s at all costs except on road trips. Cuz sometimes at 6 am you just really need a egg & biscuit sammy so that 30 minutes down the interstate you have to pull over in a panic, grab a roll of toilet paper & find some bushes to go do your business. It’s just clear to everyone who knows him who gazes at pictures of Taylor in hopes to see glimpses of him that Big Daddy loves him some McDs. Apologize to your mom & Ronald McDonald for my mistake. And for using the egg & biscuit sammy as a colon cleanser.

Speaking of TammyO- we might as well fill in you newbies (and remember those infamous days together) on who SHE was. Or is. She very well could be trying to comment on this post. We’ll never know because she was the only commenter ever blacklisted. Yes- that’s right- it’s impossible for TammyO to ever make contact with LTT again. It’s kinda sad. I mean, what if after all this time she is a believer in Swiftner & wants to join the campaign on reaching out to Taylor Lautner to let him know that Tay Swift is DTF? I forget the details, but TammyO came out as one of the biggest Robstener-Krisbians of all time. Like if Robsten had a mother, it would be TammyO. And we’re all for people who bring varied conversation & differing opinions, but TammyO went one step further & started attacking our beloved commenters.  We’ll allow (and dish out) celeb attacks. We’ll take personal attacks, but we won’t let you attack each other (well, we try not to!) Unless you’re JanetRigs, of course.

JanetrigsWell, look at that! A transition into Janetrigs & all the HATE we have for her here at LTT. That’s just perfect. Jane is an LTT original who lives in DC & does not shy away from controversy. She is prone to late night drunken tweets to the LOD (more on them later), @Twilight and D list celebrities like Brody Jenner. She often takes a theme or title from an LTT post and creates a whole other persona based on it. She copied entire LTR letters and posted them on her “Letters 2 Alex” blog about Alex Skarsgard under the pen-name “VeryMuchIntendedChoice.” And just the other week when Moon talked about Wyck Godfrey (Twilight producer), Jane started the twitter account Letters2Wyck. The thing is….. we don’t actually hate Janetrigs. In fact, we love her and consider her a dear friend. One time I went to DC for work & she picked me up in her old car & took me to get drunker than I already was from my work dinner. And I talked about gentrification- something she will remind me of for the rest of my life. It’s okay though. I found out about her immense fear for Historical re-enactors and promised to make Benjamin Franklin pop up in odd places for the rest of her life. This will be the last time you hear me mention how we actually like Janetrigs. That’s too weird. We hate her. (Oh, why do we hate her? I can’t remember- perhaps Letters2Wyck will explain it in the comments today. She started hating us, therefore we starting hating her, and the rest is history)

That’s Normal: I remember the first time Moon said it like it was yesterday. I don’t remember the story exactly, but I do know that I was sitting on her bed, explaining a story a reader had sent to us about when she met Rob. It had something to do with Rob’s reaction to our reader that was not normal. But Moon heard the story, misunderstood me, got mad or jealous of this reader and said sarcastically, “What? That’s Normal” And once she finally understood what I was saying, we died of laughter- because it wasn’t normal. And the rest is history. “That’s Normal” became the mantra of all LTTers. When something isn’t normal but is done enough by us to become normal, well, then That’s Normal. It’s a lifestyle- do you live it?

The MagicnessMagic by the fireplace- Ah- one of my favorite things to talk about. It’s so warm & fuzzy & cuddly- especially if you’re sitting on a bear skin rug. But honestly, I can’t remember where it came from. I know that “magicness” was a term used to describe Robsten by someone who desperately needs a boyfriend. And we just thought it was such a beautiful & perfect description of a relationship that absolutely no one but the couple has any insight into, that we decided to run with it. We added the fireplace where they make love, the bearskin rug upon which the love is made, and the rest is history. I hope & pray that things will continue to be added. For example, let’s come up with something right now- I bet after all the sweet, sweaty love making in front of the burning embers, Robsten is quite thirsty. I’m sure they keep a few bottles of Don Pérignon on hand for such an occasion, don’t you? Or maybe to get in the holiday spirit they actually just warm a kettle of spiked cider over the fire. Burning sparks, bear skin, sex, champy & cider- you see the magicness too now, don’t you?!

Kellan True Love WaitsSomeone who shouldn’t be participating in any sort of magic by the fireplace until there’s a wedding band on his finger is Kellan Lutz. Early on in our LTT career (like the day before we started) we noticed through interviews & videos that Kellan, despite his good looks, chiseled body & hairless frame, seemed less like the frat boy one would assume & more like that hot guy in youth group who was nice to even the slow girls. This was further proven when he mentioned his favorite book was “The Purpose Driven Life”- #1 Best selling book by Christian powerhouse author Rick Warren. We just knew we were right about Kellan’s past- he was a good ol’ Christian boy, lost in the big, wide world of “sinful” Los Angeles. Since we first hypothesized of Kellan’s past & the #1 item on his prayer list (Stay pure today (aka Stay away from Anna-Lynn McCord)), Kellan has delighted us by talking about missions trips, signing on to speak at Christian conferences (that were sadly canceled. Probably after co-speaker Ashley Greene’s naked photo-shoot came out) and giving us just enough information to google-stalk his family & find out which church his parents attend (oh, did we never mention that part?)

Well, newbies- THAT should get you started! There’s plenty more that we talk about here on LTT that would make no sense to someone new, but we’ll play this game again. Oh, and our FAQs are always a nice place to find out our history too!

Love,
UnintenedChoice

Have any LTT questions? What’s a joke that was started & you’ve been too embarrassed to admit you don’t get? It’s LTT History day today in the comments!

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  • http://twitter.com/Shahyra Natasha

    Aaahhhh to be new LOL. You forgot to mention BIJ (big in Japan) And I was ashamed that I dind’t knew what a shocker symbol was here http://letterstotwilight.com/2010/07/13/nikki-reed-gets-some-ink-and-we-wonder-what-it-could-be/ I had to google it….

    • drsaka

      Thanks for mentioning BIJ

    • Anonymous

      I’m ashamed to admit I still don’t quite understand BIJ.
      (Is it because I’m originally from the Midwest/Bible Belt and thus sometimes dirty jokes go above my head?!)

      • drsaka

        It started quite a while ago with a pic of Rob going through a Japanese airport and, though some claim it was a manip, he appeared to be a bit ‘excited in the trouser area’. So when we saw a similar pic, we called it being ‘Big in Japan’.

        • Anonymous

          Very classy.

          • drsaka

            That’s us, very classy.

        • Blabla

          all you need is a BIJ mention and draska comes to rescue right away.

          I’m posting anonymous, guess who?

          • drsaka

            hmmmm, there could be several culprits-
            Cath? MP?

          • Blabla

            You’re über cool!

          • drsaka

            That has to be MP. She’s just über.

    • Anonymous

      That’s really more of an LTR thing. Yeah, there are LTR in-jokes that are different from LTT in-jokes. Oh, you have so much studying to do before the quiz!

    • Anonymous

      Ha!

      I thought of BIJ this morning on the way to work. Someone’s license plate was “BTJ….” I had to look twice and laughed thinking of “BIJ”

  • GeminiGypsy

    What about explaining 100 monkeys and the connection to Jackson Rathbone? Heh, it’s good that you explained Big Daddy, because for a while I’ve been confused if it’s Daddy Lautner or Charlie the Copstache… And what’s Robsten (is that Rob and Kristen?) and Kstew? I know that these are blasphemous questions, but I haven’t been brave enough to ask before now :P

    • Anonymous

      Yes, Robsten = Rob+Kristen as a couple. Like Brangelina for Brad and Angelina. And KStew is short for Kristen Stewart like JLo is for Jennifer Lopez.

    • JodieO

      Jackson is in a band called 100 Monkeys.

  • Laureldroz

    I’m glad that some good came from my hour long google session of the words “olive garden” and “funny” by way of this post. Remember the role my email played in this site next time you see your bff Stephenie Meyer, and tell her your most clueless fan has completely forgotten midnight sun and could care less if she ever finishes it or if the dedication reads: “To Laurel (of LTT fame), May your salads be plentiful and your breadsticks indeed be endless.” ;)

  • Anonymous

    Your stalking of Kellan’s family killed me. Choked on my pregnant lady morning glass of milk. (Someday there will be coffee again! And gin and tonics. But not for breakfast.) Somebody needs to find out what Kellan’s favorite worship song is. I’m hoping for “As the Deer”. This is a way more interesting question for some interviewer to ask than who on set has the best abs.

  • http://adriennetrafford.blogspot.com adrienne

    Dear Newbies: sometimes I envy your newbie-ness but only some times.

    was “magicness” from a “real” letter to Rob or Twilight? The kind you get from someone who desperately wants to meet Rob for real and thinks LTR is a direct link to him (well, duh)? I sort of remember it that way but could be wrong…

    • http://adriennetrafford.blogspot.com adrienne

      and I know there’s a long list but don’t forget the Cullen Smile

  • drsaka

    Ah, its good to review the history. And thanks to LTT, I smile every time I pass the Olive Garden or see a commercial for them………………..

    • adrienne

      I can’t walk past Hot Pockets in the freezer section without smiling too

      • drsaka

        Me too! I even grin at the carrots…..

      • http://twitter.com/SilentLeone Leone

        Nachos. *snort*

      • TeamSeth

        My coworker brought in all her extra halloween candy from some party she threw, and all that’s left in the jar is Werther’s Originals. I giggle every time.

    • Anonymous

      Truth!
      Even seeing dumpsters in alleys brings a smile to my face! And anything purple, green, or plaid has a whole new appeal.

      • Anonymous

        ha ha, this thread is so true for me too

  • Anonymous

    Funny that this is today’s topic; I was just discussing the Moantreal joke with someone (who will remain nameless, to protect the identity of the innocent…) and was trying to think back to how you gals began it. Didn’t it start with a Tweet that one of you made in August? I think? Not that it matters how it began. “Montreal” is *actually* French for “Moaning Royally” … thus, perhaps the most relevant place for Robsten to have visited. Ever.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com UnintendedChoice

      oh no we cannot take credit for that brilliance. That was started by an actual Robstener who thought it was “cute” and not “absolutely effing creepy”

      • Anonymous

        ewwwwwww.

        Well, I will wear my t-shirt proudly and feel like an important part of Robsten history.

        • Midnight Cougar (MC)

          Being a Canadian too, I just enjoy the perverted representation of beautiful Montreal being associated with the word “Moan”. Makes me want to come visit “MOANtreal” again! :-)

      • Midnight Cougar (MC)

        You gals aren’t seriously thinking about getting rid of Disquis, are you? :-( I was wondering why we weren’t using it on LTR. I like Diquis b/c you sign in & go, plus you can edit & manage your own comments & the reading thread is much earlier to view. There are my arguments to keep it. <3 you gals. MC

  • Anonymous

    A trip down memory lane, how fun! This makes me think about some old school commenters who have moved on or just don’t comment as often. Anyone know what’s up with EatMyJorts? Is she still burned out on Twi because of her youthgroup kids? And what about DJTanner? They are funny and I miss them :(

    UC and Moon, I’m proclaiming myself TeamSwitzerland for Disqus. I kinda like how it keeps track of everything I say and how much love I get, lol. But I do miss my little drunken bush avi from the ol’ days.
    Anyways, you can apply my vote whichever way you please.

    • Anonymous

      I miss IllegalWolfLover. I guess she became all legal, flipped Chris Hansen the bird and moved on.

      • Anonymous

        Yeah I miss her too! I think she moved back to Sri Lanka and then never came back here :(

      • Anonymous

        Fangbanger
        StotheP
        Tiffanized
        Lapushbaby
        I guess they all grew up and got a life. Sniff.

        • Anonymous

          I knew there were more people I was forgetting. But actually Fang and Lapush commented not too long ago. I think they just aren’t around as often.

        • Anonymous

          I knew there were more people I was forgetting. But actually Fang and Lapush commented not too long ago. I think they just aren’t around as often.

        • http://www.twitter.com/antisocialangel fangbanger

          A little birdie dm’d me to say that my name was mentioned on ltt today. Thought I’d drop by to say hiiii and I miss you all!

          I’m always on the twitter, it’s just I really have little to say about Twilight these days. Boooooo to me.

          PS. It’s all DIFFERENT over here. Woah. Almost like a double rainbow. ;)

          • Anonymous

            Hiiii. Must go to twitter and try figure out what you’re all talking about.

        • http://www.twitter.com/antisocialangel fangbanger

          A little birdie dm’d me to say that my name was mentioned on ltt today. Thought I’d drop by to say hiiii and I miss you all!

          I’m always on the twitter, it’s just I really have little to say about Twilight these days. Boooooo to me.

          PS. It’s all DIFFERENT over here. Woah. Almost like a double rainbow. ;)

        • Blabla

          :-(

    • Anonymous

      i miss my spider crab heart creature too

    • ChillinWithCullens

      Don’t hate me, but I cannot stand the new “disqus” system. It’s hard to keep track of everyone’s responses, and takes much longer to read. That said, no one can thumbsdown me for this post!!! Ha!

  • Anonymous

    As much as I try can´t get “They are not bears”. Related to Kristen or Bella? Quite embarrassing.

    • roslynselene

      I think Bella says that in NM? She says that the werewolves are not bears…right?

      • drsaka

        and in a kinda weird voice

      • Anonymous

        Hi Roslyn, Yes, Bella replied to Charles “they are not bears, they are wolves, huge. ” (our portuguese version).

        I thought this phrase was kind a joke that I just don´t understant.

      • TeamSeth

        I think there’s an audio clip UC or Moon has somewhere… But yeah, it’s the scene after Laurent finds her in the meadow and then the wolves go to attack him and she runs away. Cut to her bursting into the kitchen when Charlie and Harry (RIP!) are chillin’ out and says, “I saw them, in the woods. They’re NOT bears. They’re wolves. They’re like… HUGE wolves!” and Charlie, true to form, puts down his Vitamin R and replies, “Bella, what were you doing in the woods?!”

      • Dameironfury

        I saw your name and immediately thought of my daughter because that’s her name and she loves all things Twi-related. But then I remembered that she’s only 6 and most likely not on LTT. Am I a bad mom for getting my 6 year old loving on Edward?

        • roslynselene

          Haha no, I’m not six. And I hope there aren’t any 6 y/olds reading things about TSwift DTF, Rob being BIJ, and Robsten “magicness” on the magic bearskin rug/carpet ride.
          LTR/LTT: “Traumatizing innocent minds one post at a time.”
          ;)

          • TeamSeth

            I read this as “the magic mustache ride” Sigh. Billy Burke, look what you’ve done to me!!!

    • Anonymous

      Yes, Bella says “They’re NOT Bears” to Charlie and Harry in New Moon. It became a joke/funny line in the movie because of the way that she says it. It’s kind of jerky and awkward… just like Bella!
      I know I thought it was funny how she said it when I first saw the movie and then came here afterwards and saw that UC and others appreciated it too, which made it all the more amusing.

      Was your Portuguese version dubbed? I bet the delivery of the line was lost in translation.

  • Anonymous

    I realize how little I know about LTT with only commenting for about 10 months…. I have so much to learn still.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t believe you. You are my LTT fav

      • Anonymous

        :D

        You just made my day.

  • Midnight Cougar (MC)

    I am not a newbie, but still I have so much to learn. I “Hate” those letters by Janetrigs! *thumbs down* LMAO

  • Midnight Cougar (MC)

    She needs a picture drsaka to get the full aprreciation. Do you have one? I know I do somewhere in my “small” Robporn collection.

    • Midnight Cougar (MC)

      delete.

  • Midnight Cougar (MC)

    She needs a picture drsaka to get the full aprreciation. Do you have one? I know I do somewhere in my “small” Robporn collection.

    • Midnight Cougar (MC)

      Okay this was supposed to be a reply to drsaka above. Hmm…

  • JodieO

    Actually the discus works for me fine, but I know it doesn’t work for Cyndi and she’s sad. And she’s here a lot more than me so her vote counts more.

    She might not be around for a couple of days, though. Everyone send her good thoughts!

    • Anonymous

      You can throw my vote in for MC too.

    • Midnight Cougar (MC)

      I think Cyn’s problem could be that she’s using IE, it doesn’t like Disquis very much. Oh no, poor Cyn, thanks for the heads up I’m off to e-mail her now to give her my hugs & love.

      • Anonymous

        IE definitely doesn’t like Disquis… it plus months of my husband’s attempts to convert me have finally driven me to Chrome… which has its good and bad points too.

        • Midnight Cougar (MC)

          Yep, I’m using Chrome too, but my hubby says it’s not as secure as IE. So , he insists I still do some things (banking, online orders) through IE.

      • JodieO

        Hey MC, Cyndi wanted me to let you know that she got your email, but she’s not able to respond just now and she didn’t want you to worry or think that she’s rude. She was very glad to hear from you, though!

        • Midnight Cougar (MC)

          Thanks JodieO.

  • TeamSeth

    Since I can’t use TeamSeth as my name on Disqus, all of the cool features of disqus, like editing, are lost on my s/n. It’s very disheartening.

    The thread is somewhat easier to read since you get more space horizontally per comment and it doesn’t force justify it causing awkward spacing, however it doesn’t reload on its own (on my computer anyway), so to see any updates you have to constantly reload the comments.

    I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, UC & Moon. And I’m really grateful you were brave enough to go and try out a new system. But this isn’t the comment system I would’ve chosen for myself. And I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. So, no.

    • JodieO

      And there’s no THUMBSDOWN!

    • Midnight Cougar (MC)

      You crack me up! Is it “Normal” to “get” all the Twilight references in your comment TS? lol

      • TeamSeth

        I sure hope so, otherwise we’re all a bunch a whackadoos!

      • efam

        Absolutely!! Caught it on the first read…

    • Anonymous

      How you manage to work in quotes from the movies all the time, I will never know, but I love it!! It always takes me a second to realize what you are doing, but then I laugh a lot.

    • Anonymous

      How you manage to work in quotes from the movies all the time, I will never know, but I love it!! It always takes me a second to realize what you are doing, but then I laugh a lot.

    • ChillinWithCullens

      TS, you crack me up. You’re so right! I love LTT and almost nothing could keep me from my daily dose of “normal”, but to be 100% honest, I have stayed away lately because of this dreadful system. I have a feeling others have too. If Cyn can’t post here, and we all hate it, and there’s no goshdarn “thumbdown” option for us all to fear, then tell me, ladies, what is the point?!?

  • Anonymous

    I do miss the downsthumbing, oh the controversy. It feels like a whole lot of Krisbians are being shut out of expressing their feelings the best way they know how.

  • superhumanmoron

    Ah, Janetrigs. She is the one who encouraged me to come over to Twitter, and one of the few in the stand against evil (FF) with me. HATE!!!

    • JodieO

      Horray for FF hate!

  • Bikechick3

    Sorry if this is already posted, but wasn’t a bear-skin rug a prominent feature in a fanfic by LolaShoes? BxE got naughty on the rug during the honeymoon in “A Life Extraordinary” … or was that the sequel? Anyway, Edward brought the rug back to their bedroom in Forks so the magicness could continue. Perhaps you subliminally worked this into LTT posts?
    Just a thought.

  • Bikechick3

    Sorry if this is already posted, but wasn’t a bear-skin rug a prominent feature in a fanfic by LolaShoes? BxE got naughty on the rug during the honeymoon in “A Life Extraordinary” … or was that the sequel? Anyway, Edward brought the rug back to their bedroom in Forks so the magicness could continue. Perhaps you subliminally worked this into LTT posts?
    Just a thought.

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    Ohhhhh, thank you for clearing up why, when I drive past the local museum’s “upcoming events” promo banners featuring Benjamin Franklin, I always think of LTT. I had no idea why but subconsciously connected it with the hating of @janetrigs.

    Also, @ Janetrigs= Letters to Alex, awesome. I think I could be your thestarisup when it comes to the bluesweatersuede.

    OK- I don’t know where, “LET’S DO THIS” comes from or where the hot pockets started.

    • TeamSeth

      Let’s do this? It’s from the movie scene in NM w/ newton and jake. The movie dialogue goes something like:
      “Put your gun down or I’m gonna blow your freakin’ head off!”
      “You put your gun down or I’m gonna blow your freakin’ head off!”
      “Both of you put your guns down, or I’m gonna blow both your freakin’ heads off!”
      “Let’s Do This!”
      Insert lots of gun noises and Mike Newton bolting to go throw up.

      If you’re really nerdy (and have seen NM as many times as me), you can see that the tagline on the Facepunch movie poster in the theater is “Let’s do this!”

      Hot pockets is some rob thing.

      • Anonymous

        Further nerdiness: one of the voices from the fake Face Punch movie is Chris Weitz. I don’t know if he’s the one saying “let’s do this!” but I like to think he is.

        • Anonymous

          I really do need to rewatch these movies without looking cringingly through my fingers as my hands do their best to cover my eyes, apparently I’m missing some detail.

          • TeamSeth

            Whatever, Jake looks good in that scene, don’t pretend you covered your eyes during it.

          • Anonymous

            don’t know what you’re talking about….*cue casual whistling*

          • TeamSeth

            Whatever, Jake looks good in that scene, don’t pretend you covered your eyes during it.

        • TeamSeth

          I was never certain of that! I knew we’d made the joke/comment here that it was him, but I waited with bated breath during his commentary to no avail. But, yeah, OBVIOUSLY it’s him saying Let’s Do This. ;)

        • TeamSeth

          I was never certain of that! I knew we’d made the joke/comment here that it was him, but I waited with bated breath during his commentary to no avail. But, yeah, OBVIOUSLY it’s him saying Let’s Do This. ;)

          • Anonymous

            OK, nerd girl extraordinaire: What was the name of the second movie choice, mentioned in the cafeteria, and also a poster in the theater, the romance that Bella didn’t want to see? I used to know it, but my brain is a sieve and it’s driving me crazy.

          • TeamSeth

            Love Spelled Backwards is Love! Dumb title, but you know, it’s a romantic comedy. Whatever happened to the commenter here with that EVOL name? :'( Such a clever girl!

          • Anonymous

            Thank you! Wow.
            It’s dumb because actually, love spelled backward is “evol” which sounds like “evil”. Haha! But EVOL as a commenter name is very very clever, not dumb.

          • TeamSeth

            I want to point out that I saw NM 6 times in theaters, once when my sister visited in April on DVD, then bought it and have since watched it 4-10 times. Plus commentary, plus the documentary, plus pausing it to relish the obvious Burger King ad placement. Though, is it positive placement if it’s on a trash can? Can Burger King patrons not even bother to throw their bag away? And why isn’t it compostable?! They should’ve gotten Burgerville onboard!

  • Anonymous

    par example… when somebody mentioned something about bears hibernating at work today (in response to the snow here in the UK) I said “they’re NOT bears”, blushed, muttered something about other animals hibernating and walked away…

    That’s Normal, That’s Normal, That’s Normal

  • Anonymous

    ok, this is about the poll at the end of the post… I can use this disgus business at home, but not at work – that wasnt an option.

    Great topic today, I laughed all over again. I have been a “member” for 1.5 years and I enjoyed the refresher. Welcome all new ones, always ask questions in the comments us veterans will be happy to answer!!

  • isirrelevant

    Didn’t Kellan’s mother kick him out of the house when he declared he was going to become an actor? What’s up with that?

  • isirrelevant

    Didn’t Kellan’s mother kick him out of the house when he declared he was going to become an actor? What’s up with that?

  • Brookelockart

    Lol just texted Janet to see why she hasn’t commented and she can’t comment from DISQUS (from work). This is reason enough to take out this system. Plus the fact that I cant comment on my bberry either. Sometimes I have brilliant things to share!!!

  • Anonymous

    Woo-hoo! I’m not a newbie anymore, I got all the jokes! AND I don’t come to LTT that religously, I’m usually at some other Letters To site. ;) So that’s double win! I love this post and would love to have an LTR edition soon. And it’s amazing to me how much “They’re not bears” has come into convos.

    Oh, and I finally figured out this whole disqus thing and didn’t sign in as a guest.

    • TeamSeth

      They’re not bears does come up in my RL conversations a lot. It’s weird. Why would it come up so naturally? But it just does. Bears must be the most popular animal in the world or something because people LOVE to mention them.

      • Anonymous

        Whilst making ornaments with the preschoolers, one of them said to me, “I like the bears.” “They’re not bears,” I reply giggling, “they’re reindeer!” (I then look to my left and remember that we are making polar bears too!) Ahh, good times!!

        • TeamSeth

          No son osos! Son osos polar!

          Like HUGE reindeer!

  • http://sweetinator88.wordpress.com/ sweetinator88

    since it’s Christmas time, i vote to add ‘chestnuts roasting over the open fire’ to the ‘bearskin rug, fireplace’ scenario lol
    yes? no?

    • roslynselene

      Bhahaha I LOVE! See, the inner teenage boy came out and giggles at the “nuts roasting over the open fire” part. Tee-hee.
      *clears throat* But I’m an adult. Must.Act.Like.A.Lady.

      • TeamSeth

        LTT keeps it classy, as mentioned in the first comment thread of the day ;)

  • Anonymous

    Oh, Bunny and Noreen….

    ;D

    • Anonymous

      Win!

  • ChillinWithCullens

    What?!? Wow, I’ve been an LTT addict for a year, and I swear, I always thought JanetRigs was actually JaneTrigs (it’s always been lowercase!). Crazy.

    • Anonymous

      I’m in JanetRigs denial. It will always be JaneTrigs to me.

      • Anonymous

        She’s always Jane Trigs in my head, too.

    • Anonymous

      Janet lets people think her name is Jane….we’ll actually call her that a lot. It’s a mistake that has affectionately become her nickname!

  • LatersBaby

    Please forgive this digression, but it is an urgent message to Twilight.

    Dear Twilight,

    Take a minute today to watch the WFE trailer. Notice something about Robert Pattinson? Look at his face…his eye brows, more specifically. Why can’t you achieve that arch for Edward? How about Jane? Thinking about breaking out the hot wax for BD? I hope so. When I read the books, I got the impression these vampires are supposed to be attractive.

    • TeamSeth

      OOH BURN!

  • chochang

    Where in the world is Bobbygee???!

    #imisshim
    #nonotreally
    #okmaybealittle

    • TeamSeth

      WOW! I’d forgotten about that crazy Brazilian fan. I guess he couldn’t handle the devastation of the quarterfinals this July… Or rather his ‘super hot’ wife couldn’t. Very sad.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CoraleComics?feature=mhum#p/f/5/rPmW58Bv7kg LegHitchThis

    So awesome that this site has Disqus now. I’ve been what you call a silent stalker for some time now. So hi. :)

    Love LTT & LTR btw.

    • Anonymous

      And I LOVE your name. :D

      • TeamSeth

        You know, every time I read your name, I finish the quote in my head in Bella’s voice. Every time. I <3 New Moon.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/CoraleComics?feature=mhum#p/f/5/rPmW58Bv7kg LegHitchThis

          I agree! I when I saw her name, I read the line in my head with Bella’s voice. Rofl♥

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/CoraleComics?feature=mhum#p/f/5/rPmW58Bv7kg LegHitchThis

        Aw thank you! I love your name also.
        One of my favorite lines in New Moon. :)

  • http://sweetinator88.wordpress.com/ sweetinator88

    i say screw disqus, it wont let me ‘like’ junk! it worked for a while and now its just being a stupid baby.

  • MrsKowski

    Sorry, Didn’t comment 2 days ago when this posted. I was sick. #BadFan

    Anyhow, I wanted to add that I *think* the bear skin rug & fireplace came from Lola’s ever famous rewrite of how Esme Island really went (minus the demon spawn) in Let Your Light Shine. At least that’s where I always thought it came from :)

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  • TwilightedForever

    Umm…I do believe I’m a Google-stalker. Just didn’t know there was an actual term for it. I’ve been known to stay up thru wee morning hours just to Google Taylor’s name, Taylor’s sister’s name, possible sightings of Taylor at the NFL Saints’ games, etc, etc. I’m Google-stalking Taylor Lautner!!! XD But…(say it with me) That’s Normal!!

    You guys are a laugh and a half.
    Now that you know I’m a Google-stalker, will you still be my fwend?

  • TwilightedForever

    Umm…I do believe I’m a Google-stalker. Just didn’t know there was an actual term for it. I’ve been known to stay up thru wee morning hours just to Google Taylor’s name, Taylor’s sister’s name, possible sightings of Taylor at the NFL Saints’ games, etc, etc. I’m Google-stalking Taylor Lautner!!! XD But…(say it with me) That’s Normal!!

    You guys are a laugh and a half.
    Now that you know I’m a Google-stalker, will you still be my fwend?

  • TwilightedForever

    Umm…I do believe I’m a Google-stalker. Just didn’t know there was an actual term for it. I’ve been known to stay up thru wee morning hours just to Google Taylor’s name, Taylor’s sister’s name, possible sightings of Taylor at the NFL Saints’ games, etc, etc. I’m Google-stalking Taylor Lautner!!! XD But…(say it with me) That’s Normal!!

    You guys are a laugh and a half.
    Now that you know I’m a Google-stalker, will you still be my fwend?

  • TwilightedForever

    Umm…I do believe I’m a Google-stalker. Just didn’t know there was an actual term for it. I’ve been known to stay up thru wee morning hours just to Google Taylor’s name, Taylor’s sister’s name, possible sightings of Taylor at the NFL Saints’ games, etc, etc. I’m Google-stalking Taylor Lautner!!! XD But…(say it with me) That’s Normal!!

    You guys are a laugh and a half.
    Now that you know I’m a Google-stalker, will you still be my fwend?

  • TwilightedForever

    Umm…I do believe I’m a Google-stalker. Just didn’t know there was an actual term for it. I’ve been known to stay up thru wee morning hours just to Google Taylor’s name, Taylor’s sister’s name, possible sightings of Taylor at the NFL Saints’ games, etc, etc. I’m Google-stalking Taylor Lautner!!! XD But…(say it with me) That’s Normal!!

    You guys are a laugh and a half.
    Now that you know I’m a Google-stalker, will you still be my fwend?

  • TwilightedForever

    Umm…I do believe I’m a Google-stalker. Just didn’t know there was an actual term for it. I’ve been known to stay up thru wee morning hours just to Google Taylor’s name, Taylor’s sister’s name, possible sightings of Taylor at the NFL Saints’ games, etc, etc. I’m Google-stalking Taylor Lautner!!! XD But…(say it with me) That’s Normal!!

    You guys are a laugh and a half.
    Now that you know I’m a Google-stalker, will you still be my fwend?

  • TwilightedForever

    Umm…I do believe I’m a Google-stalker. Just didn’t know there was an actual term for it. I’ve been known to stay up thru wee morning hours just to Google Taylor’s name, Taylor’s sister’s name, possible sightings of Taylor at the NFL Saints’ games, etc, etc. I’m Google-stalking Taylor Lautner!!! XD But…(say it with me) That’s Normal!!

    You guys are a laugh and a half.
    Now that you know I’m a Google-stalker, will you still be my fwend?

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