It’s a Twilight Christmas!

Dear LTTers,

I don’t have too much to say, it IS Christmas Eve afterall & that means I have way too many presents left still to wrap, snacks to make for a party this evening, and a champagne bottle to stare at longingly in excitement for Christmas morning mimosas! (I love that suddenly since all but 1 of my sisters are of age, this has become a new tradition. In fact, it’s the one thing I’m looking forward to MOST this holiday!)

But I wanted to drop a quick note because it wouldn’t be a LTT holiday without creeping you out with a few things Twilight & holiday-esque!

So while you put your presents under your Christmas tree topped with a Burger King Crown:

and hang your Edward Cullen doll hagning from its branches

and also your Jumping Rob ornament that turns into a magnet after the holiday (I actually own this – THANKS Texas Lili!)

Jumping Rob ornament

and after you hang your tinsel on Cardboard cut-out tweed serious Edward:

please gaze at the beautiful Twilight-themed Christmas cards I have come across this season


Those are just a little Christmas gift from me to you. You’re welcome.

May all your Christmas dreams come true- like Robsten getting engaged

And whatever other dreams you have. World Peace & stuff. And while I’m too hungover from the 3 beers I drank last night (seriously) to create new Christmas cards (and we know I can’t top these from last year) Here are a few that we & friends have made over the years and whose messages remain the same:

We love you & hope your holiday is magical, no matter what you do or wish for!

Love,

UC & Moon

Things might be a little quiet around here since lots of people are celebrating the holiday! But  comment when you can, share the crap-tastic holiday Twilight stuff that you’ve seen circulating around! We’ll be back next week sometime!

Most of the decoration pictures came from The Twilight Examiner. Check out the gallery for mostly 2nd hand embarassing but some cute Twilight-integrated holiday decor! The rest of the pictures found by googling “twilight Christmas” then deleting my browsing history at work

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
  • BayWolf

    Hey – just want to wish you all a very merry Christmas here from a snowy Denmark :-)

  • Anonymous

    Beautiful…brings a tear to my eye. The BK crown on the top of the tree is brilliant. And I can’t believe there was a couple decorating a Rob cutout for Christmas. There are no words. I think i will need a few mimosas just to erase some of those images from my mind.

    Merry Christmas! Or as we say in bitterly cold Quebec, Joyeux fêtes.

  • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

    OMG! That wolf pack card has me howling (pun intended)! Merry Christmas UC & Moon! *hugs*

  • yertlesmom

    Oh no–I forgot to decorate my Edward cutout for Christmas–what was I thinking?!?!? Merry Christmas Moon and UC-Hope you have a great one. Thanks for helping us all celebrate in Twistyle.

    • TeamSeth

      There’s still time to decorate him!

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never post comments before ever since I started following your blog, but this has been an epic year in RL and in my Twilife and I have the feeling that 2011 will be the same or hopefully so much more. So Merry Xmas!!! Good health and fortunes to you and your family :)

  • SueG.

    Merry Christmas Everyone! Enjoy your holiday and here’s to a great 2011.

  • Anonymous

    Merry Christmas everyone!

    May your Christmas be filled with things that make you think of Twilight and LTT to make you smile while you are reminded just how crazy your families really are once again.

    May you look at the lutefisk and wonder how it would taste with Harry’s fish fry. (Yes lutefisk, I’m nearly full Norwegian.) May santa make a quick visit to talk to the kids in the family and you are grateful he’s not passing out little bottles that those kids love so much. And may someone make a Twilight or LTT/LTR reference unknowingly that brings a smile to your face.

  • http://twitter.com/J9_NYC J-9

    How can we forget it’s also the Queen Bee – Stephenie Meyer’s birthday today?! Happy Birthday Stephenie! And Merry Christmas to all of you!

    • Anonymous

      (Is it?! You’re an awesome fan for knowing this!)
      Happy Birthday Stephenie!

    • TeamSeth

      Wait, is this Stephenie posting?

  • Anonymous

    Saw the decorations on Examiner yesterday (via the Lexicon) and knew y’all would have to comment on them :)

  • http://twitter.com/KatieShh Katie

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, ladies! I <3 you for real.

  • Anonymous

    I like the garbage can liner dress much better in red!
    Thanks for doing what you do, UC and Moon, and have the best Christmas ever!
    Happy Birthday to Stephenie, and a beautiful holiday to all the friends and lurkers here!

  • Anonymous

    Someone made little olive things that look like penguins for our Christmas Eve party and I am barely resisting writing “Penguins. Lovely.” in the dip that comes with it on the plate. Just barely.
    Anywhoo,
    Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or Happy Festivus!

    • TeamSeth

      That’s a really cute idea! Olive me some penguins!

  • GeminiGypsy

    Aw, the Edward and Nessie picture is so cute! Happy Holidays everybody! After december is over we are so much closer to BD- only 11 months to go! :D

    • TeamSeth

      Less than a year already! Wow, good news… I think obsessing is completely acceptable when it’s under a year away! Sort of like planning a wedding, right? In fact, they are sort of planning a wedding… sort of. Hm. I need a mimosa.

  • http://twitter.com/Shahyra Natasha

    Fijne kerstdagen! merry xmas!

  • TwilightCat

    Merry Christmas UC and Moon! Thank you for bringing us all loads of hilarious Twi-cheer! The funny / cute / 2nd hand embarrassing Twi-cards just made my Christmakwannukahdon brighter. Hurray for the Magicness, Chipendales Reindeer, and Buttcrack Santa!

  • http://sweetinator88.wordpress.com/ sweetinator88

    “we’re here to pull your sleigh” hahahahahahahahaha!! definitely the laugh i needed for Christmas morning- on the first year all my siblings are gone and only got to open 2 presents cuz i picked out the rest lol

  • Anonymous

    MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE BESTEST FRIENDS I KNOW!! VIRTUAL HUGS TO ALL!!
    BTW..WOKE UP THIS BEAUTIFUL XMAS MORNING ONLY TO HAVE THE SHITZ SCARED OUT OF ME…TRULY…AS OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SEE SOMEONE STANDING IN FRONT OF MY TREE..HEART STOPS AND ALMOST FALL OFF MY COUCH/BED AS EDWARD IS STANDING THERE IN ALL HIS GLORY WITH A SCARF OF SILVER GARLAND WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK…THE DARN THING LOOKED SO REAL I ALMOST DIED…GUESS I HAVEN’T KEPT “MY SECRET” AS WELL AS I THOUGHT..LOL..OR RATHER SANTA IS REAL AND HE GOT MY LETTER……??? EITHER WAY IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY!!!!! HOPING ALL YOUR CHRISTMAS WISHES COME TRUE!!LOVE YOU ALL!! <3 <3!!

    • Anonymous

      Hey Cyn, guess your secret is out! Hope you have a great Christmas & New Year. XXX

    • TeamSeth

      Santa got you a cut out Eddie?! :) That’s awesome! Miss you lots. Do you think you’ll be able to come back from your commenting hiatus soon? It’d be nice to have you! Oh, Mr. Seth bought me season one of Vampire Diaries!!!! So, now I have Damon any time I want :D

      • Anonymous

        Oh so jealous..Damon anytime you want..TWYS!!!! LOL..Yes “my Edward” Is so life-like I finally had to have him moved from where he was b/c I kept catching him out of the corner of my good eye and he would scare me! Hoping to be return to LTT full time as soon as I can, but unfortunately I ruputured a disc in my back and so have very limited mobility and typing is hard b/c of the position I am forced to stay in, but I WILL be back!! I miss you all so much!!! Hoping you had a wonderful holiday! Wishing EVERYONE the very best and health, happiness in the coming New Year!!! Hugs to all!!! xoxo

  • ChillinWithCullens

    Merry Christmas ladies (and unicorns)!! Thinking of you guys today and wearing my Tweed Serious shirt!! LOVE the wolf reindeer pack – i want that blown up and on my wall!! :-P

  • Anonymous

    Happy Christmas from the UK :-)

    Twilight themed inventory = Edward eclipse mug and chocolate (which I hope is mountain lion flavoured, though I don’t know how i’d tell) Melting marshmallows, Edward Eclipse pencil case with alphabet stickers (so you can spell out Team Edward presumably) and marshmallows with red (blood) centre which my brother stole…

    I also got a Kindle, for all that fanfiction, with a password so my parents can’t see that I’m reading what is essentially porn…

    So… onto the 50’s first christmas outtake…

  • Anonymous

    Just have to share…my husband got me some redonkulous Robert Pattinson 2010 “yearbook” weirdness obviously intended for thirteen-year-old girls, complete with a quiz to decide which Cullen you are best matched with, an “exclusive!” bedroom calendar poster and a few pages at the end so I can put together my very own Rob scrapbook with my fave pics from magazines!! Oh, yay!!!

    I mean, holy crap. I literally threw it across the room when I peeled back enough of the wrapping paper to see what it was. Everyone in the family got a good laugh at my expense, echoing the hilarity of last year when my sister got me an Edward fleece blanket for Christmas, just to mock me.

    The thing is completely ridiculous. Anyone want it? I’ll send it C.O.D.!

    And yes, my husband is just joking. He would also never spend good money on this sort of thing, so he left the $2.99 price tag on to make sure I knew it was el cheapo. (I’m sure they still have them at Ocean State Job Lot, for those of you on the east coast…apparently not a big seller, or maybe they just have to make room for the 2011 yearbooks already…)

  • Stacey

    Merry Christmas UC, Moon and all my LTT friends! I hope you had a WONDERFUL day!

    I got Eclipse!!!! yay!! Now I can finally talk to all of you about the commentary! Yay my fantastic husband!

    • TeamSeth

      yay!!!!!

  • cosi bella

    Thanks for the laugh.

    My favorite is the Daddy Lautner’s ‘Kwop Kilawtley’ card with the red nose! Hysterical!!

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