2nd-hand Embarassing Friday

Dear people who often get 2nd-hand embarrassed,

You know, we’ve taught you well. When Moon & I first started blogging, the criticisms of 2nd-hand embarrassing fans & stuff that is just weird in the fandom were few & far between. While no doubt Moon & I weren’t the only ones thinking the “Holy Shit that fan is effed up” thoughts we were (or actively criticizing the cast/books/movies etc.) we do think we were a few of the first to vocalize it- the media definitely was critical long before we were, but I think we may have been one of the few firsts to say, “This is messed up (but we love it anyway)” And thankfully we did because that gave all of YOU the freedom to disagree with the masses & think that most Twilight fans are pretty darn weird.

That being said, after we received 10,000 emails, tweets & IM chats about the story of the “Lady who lost a lot of weight and then ruined her body by putting a Twilight tattoo all over it” we think what YOU all have said is exactly what we were thinking. So we’re going to let YOU say it for us.

No idea what I’m talking about? Where have you been!?

Cathy, a 49 year old Twilight fan from England, lost 14 dress sizes in 6 months and to celebrate, got a Twilight tattoo. No, It wasn’t the apple. No, it wasn’t the Cullen Crest. Yes, it was the twifecta in multiple scenes from the promo pics from the movie: (Good Guess)

We first heard of this story from LTT reader Claire, who I can only assume is THE Claire Pattinson horrified that her son is inked permanently onto the back of a woman who could be her bff & shopping pal. Claire said,

Oh dear God, this is quite literally the most horrific thing I have ever seen. Also embarrassing is that fact that I may have been reading the Daily Mail where I came across this terrible tale.

A nice comment I read on the article

here is a typo in the title. It should read:

“Worlds Biggest Dumbass has a Twilight Back Tattoo.”

I do have to say- what Cathy did is incredible. That is a LOT of weight to lose in a VERY short amount of time. She SHOULD celebrate. She should buy a convertible. Or bid on Twilight memorabilia in an online auction. Or hey- use that £2,000 the tattoo cost (approximate $3,094.20) to FLY to the US and camp out for Breaking Dawn! Perhaps even treat herself to a steak dinner! A few highlights from the article I’d like to point out:

“I love Robert Pattinson. I want to tone up so I can get his character Edward Cullen on my stomach.”

Cuz, you know, being known to Rob as the #1 Fan on “The List” (you know the one) is exactly the way to worm your way into his heart.

“Despite her obsession with heart-throb Robert Pattinson childless Mrs Ward has not got it in the neck from husband Francis, 52.”

Maybe “getting it in the neck” means something different over in Reading, England, but here in Reading, PA (currently I’m approximately 58.6 miles away) it means your hubby “gives it to you in the neck” as in.. Humps your neck…. Thrusts his thing at your neck… which isn’t as sexy as you’d think I have no idea what that would be like. But it seems bothersome.

Another LTT reader sent us an email with a copy of the picture:

Hi UC & Moon,

A disturbing thing happened today, I saw this picture of a woman with a massive Twi tat and I automatically thought of you guys. That’s normal, right? Well, I just had to share. It would be a tragedy to keep this beauty to myself. The thing I love most about this picture is the fact that this is no spring chick. Hell, it isn’t even a hot cougar. It is an official middle-aged lady with a massive mistake, er tattoo on her back. Not just a tattoo, a Twilight tattoo. I love Twilight just as much as the next fangirl, but I am not spending truckloads of money and time to get this monstrosity on my back. I wonder what the hubs, or grandkids for that fact, think about it. Also, I think she has been going to Kate Gossellin’s old hair dresser. Then throw in the hint of buttcrack and this is all kinds of wrong. So, there you have it. Your lives will never be the same.

A fellow follower of all things Twi,
K

Oh FYI: Quick reminder about what Stephenie Meyer thinks about Twilight tattoos:

SM Tattoos by letterstotwilight

Then again, she didn’t tattoo Stephenie on her back. So maybe Rob, Taylor & Kristen would think that’s cool. … Maybe…..

I think my favorite comment of them all was the one left on another article that posted about it:

“The tattoos actually look like the real life idiots…that doesn’t make it any better”

Aww BURRRNNNNN!!!!!

And THAT is your 2nd-hand embarrassment for this Friday!
Love,
Twilight-tattoo Free (But currently saving for my Big Daddy tat)
UnintendedChoice

What do you think? Do you like it? Did I seriously just ask that? Where do I think I am, nicetwilightfans.com?  Of course you don’t like it! It’s more fun to talk about what Rob, Kristen & Edward (omg! OMG I just wrote that) I mean Taylor’s response was when someone sent it to them on their plane ride back to Lousiana last night!? Think Taylor laughed so hard he fell out of his chair? Think Rob let a “little bit slip out” because of intense laughter? Do you think Kristen was able to vocalize her feelings of creeped-out-ness? Think Dean made them all feel bad when he joked it was his sister?

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  • http://twitter.com/WriteOnMySoul Ann

    I can’t really look past the butt crack creeping its way into Bella’s hair….

  • gizmo

    What really bothers me is that it doesn’t have the trees creeping up her neck and into her hair. It just cuts off in a straight line. I think that’s what makes it look weird. Or maybe that’s all you get for £ 2,000. That tattoo artist is such a tease. Now she has to go back for more.

    • MariaCecilia

      Personally I think there are a lot of other things besides the details in the artwork that makes this look really weird…let’s start with: (deep breath) WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU WANT TO COVER YOUR BODY WITH THIS CRAP???

      • gizmo

        I’m sorry. I forgot the *insert sarcasm* part.

  • Edible art ?

    One of the misconceptions us Brits have about you Americans is that you always think you do stuff bigger and better than us !
    Well take that U S of A are Twihards are way harder that yours !!! Love me
    *curently redfaced and ashamed by fellow countrymen*

    • TeamSeth

      Going Big? Go Britain! (keep on boasting edible art) hehehe

  • superhumanmoron

    My reward for losing weight is more along the lines of a pair of designer jeans or new boots. But nothing can beat etching Edward on some ripped abs.

    • alice_av

      yeah my reward will be something like that too… new clothes not ahem a tattoo

  • drsaka

    ‘I want to tone up so I can get his character Edward Cullen on my stomach’
    Yikes! I just had the unfortunate image pop into my head of seeing a woman in a bikini with an Edward tat on her stomach.

    • MariaCecilia

      Personally I want to tone my stomach so that I may one day have the actor playing Edward Cullen crashing on it (hopefully).. :-)

      • Anonymous

        I was really confused when I read the post, because I thought that’s what she actually meant for like 2 seconds…and I was very scared.

  • efam

    I love it and hate it at the same time. I love how ridiculous this is…but she makes all Twihards look like freaks.

  • Anonymous

    Is it Normal that a co-worker (knowing I’m a SORT OF twi-fan) sent this link to ME yesterday. Is it Normal that the first thing I wanted to do after reading is write to Moon and UC and make sure they knew about it? Is it normal that I noticed the buttcrack too? And I wondered what in the hell “get it in the neck” meant?

    • MariaCecilia

      “Executed by a shot to the neck” is more likely than any amorous activity…and she must have a very tolerant husband, lucky woman.

    • Anonymous

      Haha I’m English and ‘Get it in the neck’ means being moaned at or told off about something :)

  • Zees84

    That bitch stole my design! But the joke’s on her, because mine SPARKLES!!

    Curlz Sarcasm Font.

    P.S. Once upon a time, there was a twitter poll from LTT about what’s a deal-breaker in men (which resulted in a fab post that you should all search the archives for), and my response tweet of “His Twi tattoo is bigger than mine” got RTed and I was so happy and thrilled that the ladies of LTT thought I was kinda funny. So discussions of Twi tatts (I am, and forever will be completely tatt free) make me relive that giddy feeling.

  • blackgirltwihard

    That tat is a hot ass mess!!!…she’d better go lezzy… nobody BUT a female, a crazy twihard female, would wanna look at ALL THAT!!!

    • MariaCecilia

      Hm, so you think maybe she has got a shot at KStew if she can’t get Rob then? Or were you contemplating any other particular (fake) lesbians? LOL

      • blackgirltwihard

        i think even Kstew would get tired of looking this tattoo train wreck…LOL!

  • MrsKowski

    The buttcrack almost had me throwing up in my mouth! Not pleasent for an unsuspecting reader early on a Friday morning!

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been waiting for this post since the Lexicon linked to this last week. Didn’t even bother sending it to you as I knew everybody would… this just screams “UC! Moon! Write about me, please!”
    Nobody’s abs are tight enough for a permanent enough period of time to justify an Edward tattoo on them. Not even Taylor’s. Now there’s a fun mental image!

  • kandnandb

    Good for her, losing all that weight. I would have celebrated w/ a cheesecake but that’s just me. ;-)
    Does anyone else think the Bella in the middle of her back (I find it weird I have to specify which Bella I’m referring to-I mean, 1 Bella tattooed for eternity is bad enough but TWO? Whereas three Edward Cullens is totally normal of course) looks like Nikki Reed instead?
    Coincidence? I think not. bahahaha

  • natteringyeahrobber

    Well, at least she got the character ratio right (3 Robs, 1 Jacob, 2 Bellas). If I were her, I would have omitted Jacob and Bella altogether, and just had Rob everywhere – and added a “Where is Waldo” type Spider Monkey. Rob in trees, Rob embracing himself, Rob looking angrily on as Rob embraces himself. If I lost weight, I’d go full-on Rob. Oh well, At least her back will provide much-needed conversation material at summer wedding events – weddings are so bloody boring when no one shows up with full-body Twilight tattoos, you know?

    • Anonymous

      Don’t forget a jumping Rob!

      • natteringyeahrobber

        Oh good catch – a whole series of Jumping Robs could go on her belly. That, or fetal Renesmee — that would be more Twi-freak.

        • TeamSeth

          Oh my! If she could do belly rolls and got the jumping robs, it’d be like a flip book!!!!

  • alice_av

    the real reason for this tattoo is that she want badly to be on LTT that’s it

    • Kek665

      This explains everything.

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  • drsaka

    in reply to kristensbestie

    best new tat idea! Jumping Rob!!!!!

  • MariaCecilia

    Hm, I always used to think that the road to ruin would be tread when I actually started wearing t-shirts with Edward’s face on to work, or when I got myself an Edward Cullen action figure and started having breakfast with him. But I realize now that the notion of getting a Twilight-related tattoo is probably a graver warning that I am losing touch with the limits of “normal”.

    So I guess now I won’t be getting that sneaky BOR-tatoo on the backside of my right knee after all…
    (You know, BOR as in Rob spelt backwards, and knee as in knee-hitch?)

    • natteringyeahrobber

      I’d go for BOR knuckle tattoos, personally. You can always hide knee and back tattoos, but not knuckle tattoos. Show your true loyalty to BOR, plus you’ll be super intimidating in a fisticuff. And dining with Edward doll is normal (especially if you’ve had a hard day); trying to create an Edward golem..maybe not so normal.

    • TeamSeth

      I read this quickly the first time and saw “tread” and “shirts with Edward’s face on them” and immediately the funny idea of only going to the gym in Edward Cullen and Jacob Black faced tshirts popped into my head (no need to make enemies at the gym). As a good idea, too. One that I may consider doing as part of my resolve to gym it up 3 times a week as to quit wasting my $35 dues each month.

      The looks of pity and intervention alone would push me to work harder so I could look sexier and prove to everyone that twihards are sexy and not–how did TammyO describe it?–something like “fat, awful, pathetic people who never get laid.” Not in my gym, TammyO!!!!

  • Anonymous

    So wait, there’s no quote, like, “You are my life now?” How boring.
    Other quote suggestions that would have clearly made this tattoo better:
    “So the lion fell in love with the lamb”
    “I prefer brunettes”
    Or – and I find this to be particularly appropriate – “Edward, if I try to do too much, things are going to start slipping through the cracks.” – Alice Cullen in Eclipse (thank you twilight-quotes.com)

    • kandnandb

      HAHAHA! I like how you tied that in there-“things are going to start slipping thru the BUTTCRACK.”

      • natteringyeahrobber

        Where is Buttcrack Santa when we need him? His image on her back (in just the right place) would have made this whole tattoo genius.

    • JustGoWithIt

      “I prefer brunettes” that would be a great twilight tattoo! Or “I’m on a special diet”. How about some insecure Bella quotes instead! Screw Edward, let Bella or Taylor get some skin time. “You don’t want me…like that?” or “Until your heart stops beating” (of course tattooed over your heart). I think I could have too much fun going through the books and picking super dumb quotes to get tattoos of. That would be a fun party theme. You could make up really funny Twi tats and use face paint to put them on everyone.

      • natteringyeahrobber

        Yes, a big ass LTT slumber party where everyone gets corny Twi-quote tattoos (My choice would be either “How you likin’ the rain, girl” with a giant raindrops on my face OR “Anaphase…Like I Said” with a tattoo diagram of cell mitosis). But don’t stop there. Definitely needs to be a post-tattoo flash mob scene somewhere (and why not outside the Golden Globes??).

        • TeamSeth

          Flash mob with a coordinated dance, right? Right?! :D :D :D I may even get a “They do look rather juicy.” across my itty bitty titties just so I can participate.

        • JustGoWithIt

          I wonder if any of you people live near me. I really don’t know anyone as bat shit crazy for Twilight as I am. People who like it a lot, yes. But people who have re-read all the books, doesn’t forget facts and Googles Robsten almost daily, sadly no.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I think my SIL might post on the LTR site (can’t be certain, but a certain voice is so familiar) but if so, she’s as in the closet about it as I am. No one I know would peg me for Twilight expert much less Rob addict (I’m admittedly less expert and more addict), and I’m pretty good at concealing my web browsing history from DH, coworkers and friends. You just never know who might be as “bat shit crazy” as you LOL – who knows. I do know that when someone I know mentions Twilight I have to try to remain calm and collected. I could easily be broken though, if only people knew that all they had to do is flash the photo of Rob on a rug…I’d unravel.

      • TeamSeth

        I just read this “I’m on a special diet”. Wouldn’t that be the appropriate celebratory tattoo for this woman given what she’s celebrating?!

        • JustGoWithIt

          And why always Edward alone or the three of them. Why has nobody gotten one of THEMSELVES and Edward. That is what they truly want, no? Edward to be their boyfriend. So go there! You know how people get pin-up versions or Fairy versions of themselves, same thing – me making out with my boyfriend Edward Cullen.

          • TeamSeth

            Now I want to see Fairyward… FairyWard + Sookeh

          • JustGoWithIt

            I like! See if I was getting a Twi Tattoo I would go funny for sure. Edward with fairy wings proposing to me smoking a dube on a surf board. I once saw a tattoo (real one) of scooby-doo smoking a joint with a half fish body. Boy did that person have a really good sense of humor, or boy was that person high as a kite when they got that tattoo.

        • JustGoWithIt

          “it’s like a human living on tofu”?

          • TeamSeth

            Slimey, yet satisfying.

            Wait, that’s the Lion King.

        • Anonymous

          PERFECT!

    • TeamSeth

      On one bicep “You know anabolic steroids are really bad for you.” and on the other “You’re like buff, I don’t get it.”

    • Anonymous

      I love you all.

      Here are a few more ideas (since we’re including movie quotes):
      “La Push, baby. It’s La Push.” – I don’t want to know where she puts that
      and
      “I’m down with the kids” – because, you know. she got a tattoo. of something that is cool with the 13 year old kids.
      and
      “Beautiful? This is the skin of a killer, Bella… I’m a killer. ” – because…it’s about skin?

      P.S. 2 LTT letters in one day is exhausting!

  • http://twitter.com/KatieShh Katie

    “Think Taylor laughed so hard he fell out of his chair? Think Rob let a ‘little bit slip out’ because of intense laughter? Do you think Kristen was able to vocalize her feelings of creeped-out-ness? Think Dean made them all feel bad when he joked it was his sister?”

    Ha! You’re so Normal. <3 you.

  • Stacey

    Hey ladies and unicorns…I just lost all the baby weight. What Twi tattoo should I get?

    Scratch that…I really don’t love anything that much to put it on me forever. I mean I love Glee, but I don’t need a giant Puck tramp stamp. (cause that’s all sorts of classy. Gag)

    I just don’t understand people sometimes. * shaking head sadly *

    • JustGoWithIt

      Well, you could go the classy route and get an apple or a chess piece, but for WHY? If you’re going to go there, you should go giant book quote or realistic Rob portrait. For Rob portraits, I would go out on the town drunk Rob. Why not?

    • TeamSeth

      You don’t want fingers in the shape of an “L” permanently on your forehead? does not compute.

    • TeamSeth

      oops, also, congrats on losing all the weight! :)

  • TeamSeth

    Wow. That’s a bit creepy.


    Moon, UC? My comment text box autofilled with the text “Wow. That’s a bit creepy.” Was this on purpose or am I developing some sort of special mental powers that transfer my thoughts into text without having to type it?

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  • Katelin

    i seriously can’t get over this. and if she gets rob on her stomach?? oh good god.

  • JustGoWithIt

    I have a slightly different attitude about tattoos than most. I think worrying about what a tattoo looks like when you are an old person is kind of silly. And so what if things don’t make sense in your life anymore. Big deal. I have tattoos that I could now live without (especially the one on my arm that shows pretty easily depending on sleeve length), but I’m not too concerned about it. If I didn’t have any I would probably be enjoying planning to get some. Am glad I didn’t get any that I had planned when I was a teenager though. Also glad I didn’t get any home-made ones like many of my friends had done with a hot pin and pen ink. Yeesh.
    I used to know a girl that had a home-made tattoo that she got when she was like 11, and her 11 year old friend helped her do it. It was a extremely bad line drawing of a cat. Like a cat a 1st grader might draw. And it was on the top of her hand! It covered the whole top of her hand and part of her wrist. But the thing is I still have a good old fashioned laugh attack when I picture it. So it was worth it right?

    • Anonymous

      I’m old enough to remember when only sailors and carnival freaks had tattoos. And when I saw those tattoos as a young thing, they were on people who were really old. Tattoo ink migrates and blurs over time, turning the images into indistinct blobs. A full-body tat like this won’t only be embarrassing, it will be just a big black mess.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Not nearly as much with newly done (and nicely done) tattoos. Old sailor and jail tats yes, green blob in 20 years. But the tattooing methods have improved greatly since then. Plus she isn’t exactly a spring chicken, so shouldn’t be that bad as she ages. If someone is willing to get touch ups they can be kept up nicely. Although the thought of touch ups isn’t very appealing. Blasted things hurt like hell.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Not nearly as much with newly done (and nicely done) tattoos. Old sailor and jail tats yes, green blob in 20 years. But the tattooing methods have improved greatly since then. Plus she isn’t exactly a spring chicken, so shouldn’t be that bad as she ages. If someone is willing to get touch ups they can be kept up nicely. Although the thought of touch ups isn’t very appealing. Blasted things hurt like hell.

        • Anonymous

          I hope you’re right. I would hate to see an entire generation hobbling around the retirement home, comparing their wierd blobby markings: “Oh, sweetie, this used to Edward Cullen’s face, remember him? Look, I think you can see his jawline there. Oh heck, maybe not…”

          • TeamSeth

            that jawline will live on forever!

  • http://twitter.com/daniellacs Daniela Cisneros

    I do not particularly like tattoos, and I’d never get one myself… but I just think, we should let this lady express her devotion to the saga the way she wants, we all do different things that are not so normal, and people still consider us crazy and stupid, we expect respect from others but why cannot we respect what other Twilight fans do? I mean, some have blogs and devote hours of their lives to blog about Twilight, some others prefer to wander around all over the internet in search for all the latest Twilight news, some camp out days and spend ridiculous amounts of money on the trip to be at the Red Carpet premiere thingy, some others have their rooms covered with all Twilight posters, some just like ink on their bodies and tattoo themselves. So what?
    People is never the same, we don’t like everything,
    but we should at least have a little respect on what other do, or not respect… but tolerance.

    I don’t approve tattoos, since they are, to me, a bit drastic and permanent…
    But I also do not approve the way this lady is being catalogued as THE dumbass who got a massive tattoo.

    Just let her do what she wants with her body,
    it is not like she’s got a tattoo that says TWILIGHT SUCKS, and she is not harming anyone by having her back inked.
    So, just… let her decide… it is her body, her money…. her decision.

    • TeamSeth

      Preach sister!

    • Anonymous

      While I fully agree that it is her right to do as she sees fit with her body and her obsession, I reserve the right to think it is completely nuts-o. And hey, she put herself out there in the news. If someone had snapped an intrusive photo of her on a private beach and then everyone in the fandom was commenting on it, that would be one thing. She is putting it out there for the world to see.

  • TwilightCat

    *begin sarcasm* At least Rob looks better in her tattoo than he does in these ones. *end sarcasm*

    http://stylefrizz.com/img/twilight-tattoo-edward-cullen.jpg

    Then again, if this were some middle-aged guy who got tattoos of Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox on his back, the media wouldn’t bat an eyelash. I’m not saying that celebrating your WeightWatchers by getting Rob permanently inked all over your skin isn’t bizarre, but it might just be a bit of a double standard to single this gal out — there are definitely some weirder tattoos out there.

    • TeamSeth

      Wait, why did you put the sarcasm code on there? He does look better in the giant back tattoo. Well, angry Rob looks weird always in tatt form, something about the dramatic cheekbones and the fact that the lighting you have to go with is entirely blue and ‘night’. But, I totally think this tatt artist should be commended on his/her skills. NM Inkward is identical to my soundtrack cover!

      • TwilightCat

        I do agree that the artwork on NM lady’s tattoo is better than Angryward or Constipatedward. ;)

        I was just commenting that all three tattoos are a bit over the top — not because they’re Twi-tats, but because it’s a little bizarre (in this culture, anyway) to get large portions of your anatomy permanently inked, regardless of your age, gender, or favorite movie. :)

        • TeamSeth

          Weird? Not in my world Portland.

          • TeamSeth

            strike through doesn’t work now? :(

          • TeamSeth

            yay! figured it out! :D

          • TwilightCat

            He he! Touché!

  • Anonymous

    So she’s gonna get Rob on her tummy too? Man, it’s bad enough her hubby can’t do her from behind, but now she’s eliminating the front option as well. Damn. They are gonna have to get creative.

    • TeamSeth

      Are blindfolds still considered creative?

  • TeamSeth

    oh my gosh. I just REALLY looked at that tattoo. Underneath NM bella is a hand. Is that … could it be… THE CLAW?! (squee!) Okay, which one of you from Engerland is this woman, because clearly she reads LTT! But really, what IS that hand? And furthermore, did she run out of money for the lower right corner of tattooing? That’s a bit confusing because it looks like more stuff is sketched on lightly. Anyone who has a tattoo or is a tattoo artist have a suggestion/answer?

    • JustGoWithIt

      You are right. That lady needs to stop lurking, and fess up. Give us an explanation for the hand!
      Tattoos often have lines that go past the drawing and aren’t totally filled in, to make the tattoo mingle with the skin and not look like a giant sticker that tops abruptly. That I get. Angry Eddie in the corner I don’t get. I like the trees up above. I think Twilight trees would be a nice subtle Twilight tattoo.

      • TeamSeth

        I thought that too about the trees!!!

        And speaking of (not at all really), I was in Florida last week with the sunshine at a closer distance and all of that, and I had a moment where I was like “These trees are so so so short. It’s so so so bright. I miss the tall trees and the filtered sunlight…” and then there was that realization that I, like Bella, had found my home in the PacNW. You couldn’t have been more right, SMeyer!

      • cosi bella

        That’s what I thought! If she’s a huge twilight fan “SURELY she reads LTT! lol.

        also – cos I’m still new – could someone explain exactly what “2nd hand embarrasing” means.

        • Anonymous

          She, along with us, is a Twilight fan. But she did something crazy – get this full body tattoo, which other people outside the fandom will hear about and associate with all fans. So we are embarrassed by default because when we admit to being a fan of Twilight, this is what non-fans picture. Make sense?

          • cosi bella

            Oh I see. But wasn’t the Q latifah cringefest called second hand embarassing…and she’s not a Twi-fan…so I’m confoooosed.

          • TeamSeth

            For me, second hand embarrassing is when someone does or says something that’s embarrassing to themselves but they don’t really realize it (or they do but are drunk/trying really hard to ignore it i.e. queen latifah), and you watching on feel the embarrassment they’re enduring and not even realizing that they are and you feel so embarrassed for them. But then you also add in the element of you having the same interest as the person being embarassing, as luludee said. Like we’re all twifans but we’re not twihards… so when someone who likes twilight does or says something, er, twihard-like (as in getting a full back tatt or creating a playlist of songs to send RPattz to show him that you two belong together) it goes from “twilight fan” to “crazy person” in a blink of an eye (or download of an mp3), and then the whole situation is second hand embarrassing for the onlookers.

            (ps-I am drunk, so I hope all of this made sense. If not, no worries and carry on!)

          • cosi bella

            ah ha. got it.

            and PS TeamSeth – the drunken reasoning is working form me -you’re Kung Fu is strong.

          • Anonymous

            Hahahaha!

  • Anonymous

    For Earth Day, I’m going to get a tattoo that says “Green is What? Good!”

    She seriously missed out on a Buttcrack Santa shout out. #tattooFAIL

    Ok, so I just have to say it. Crazy buttcrack tattoo lady, You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.

    • JustGoWithIt

      Awe, that’s not nice. Or funny. If you are going to be mean, you should be funny too.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Flash in the pan, you can’t really see her face all that well. If she was walking down the street fully clothed doubtful people would recognize her. Although she does have a distinctive haircut.
        God help me I did the same thing when I got my back (hate calling it a tramp stamp) tattoo. I agreed to be featured in an article for my tattoo artist, and ended up with a nearly page sized picture of my ass in a major newspaper. Can’t remember if I showed a little crack or not.

    • JustGoWithIt

      Well I guess getting a “Green is What? Good!” tattoo would be funny, as would getting a Buttcrack Santa tattoo.
      But really I think crazy buttcrack tattoo lady is smart. Get a tattoo that she can enjoy privately, and her lover can enjoy privately “aim for Bella!”, but she can also just put a shirt on and have nobody be the wiser. Smart.

      • TeamSeth

        Aim for Bella hahahaha

        But the point can be made that she didn’t enjoy it privately, because all of us know about it.

      • Anonymous

        That was an Antoine Dodson quote, in honor of the LTT ladies, who did the same earlier in the week.

        • JustGoWithIt

          Sorry! My bad, I never watched that Antoine Dodson video.

      • natteringyeahrobber

        i’d give double bonus points (or the golden onion) for hitting the claw-hand. i think that is why it is there.

        • TeamSeth

          heh heh heh
          Like pin ball!

  • Anonymous

    My husband, who puts up with Twilight because of me, came in just now and when I showed this to him HE WAS 2ND HAND EMBARASSED!
    I then got a look and had to swear that I would never do anything like this. EVER!!!

  • cosi bella

    I have such mixed feelings about that tattoo. My first reaction was how gross and she’s too old for that but part of me thinks hehehehehe – you go girl!

  • twilightfan

    odd. i like LOVE twilight, like, seriously, im obsessed. but, i would never in a million years (or forever in edward’s case!) get a tatoo. stephanie is right, what if you do find yourself living with regrets about it in the next ten years? too bad for you, its perminate.

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