Storytime with Moon: People’s Choice Awards 2011

R: OMG we're at a People's Choice Awards... K: just smile.... T: HAHAHAOMGHA

Dear LTT-ers,

Wednesday night I hoofed it all the way from West Hollywood to Downtown LA to attend the People’s Choice Awards with @bitemebaker and the lovely gals from Twilightish. Sadly, the drivers of LA did NOT know where I was headed and decided to hold up traffic like it was Sunday driving time with their grandma’s. Didn’t they know I had to see whether the trinity would  take pity on us poor poor sad bored fans and give us a little tiny clip of something from Breaking Dawn, ANYTHING? Well spoiler alert: They didn’t! And didn’t the drivers of LA know I needed to get to the Nokia Theater to see whether Kid Rock would wear leather or fur? Spoiler Alert: he wore BOTH (swoon/vom.). No, they didn’t but maybe the driver’s of LA knew I didn’t need to see Selena Gomez “perform” whatever her song is and didn’t need to see Johnny Depp not show up to accept an award that Rob didn’t win. So as it turns out the drivers of LA know me pretty well and getting to the awards almost an hour late was perfect because I sat down right as AnnaLynn McCord was coming out to present! Oh memories…. I was hoping she’d get an award for People’s Choice for best deep throating of a fruit or vegetable but sadly she lost. I mean she presented something else.

Never thought I'd say Ashley Tisdale was the luckiest girl on the stroll last night

So it must be known that the trinity wasn’t ushered in till right before Kristen’s award where they shuffled in whoever was going to win next to sit in the front row with the only semi celeb they could get to show up and stay in the audience: Ashley Tisdale. So either the Summit private jet was late in arriving or Rob, Kristen and Taylor had WAY more fun getting plastered (on virgin cocktails of course) at the open bar backstage with Jenny Anisten. Easy choice.

How did we spot them you ask? Well I noticed good ol Dean standing down in the front row and I was like wow that big dude looks like Dean and maybe that guy sitting down kinda has Taylor’s complexion… and wow, is that Kristen’s hair and ok that must be Rob in that weird tan colored jacket. Wait, doesn’t he know it’s January, aren’t there some kind of fashion rule about that? Then I stopped talking to myself and we all stood up to get a better look and twwwwweeeet.

Move bitch, get out the way!

They sat down on the front row and any time a commercial break happened Dean would stand up and then like 10 dudes would rush in from stage right and surround them. It became clear why this was necessary when some girl made an ill prepared attempt at trying to meet the trinity and instead got one-hand-Heismen-trophy-posed out of the way by Dean. It was amazing. And then sad because the trinity has to be protected like the latest shipment of Air Jordans to your local Foot Locker. Then I remembered they make a billion gajillion dollars and a felt less sad for them.

This is what it looked like when I took a covert cell phone shot. MOooohahahaha
(Please love the care and precision with which this image was made)

So then finally Kristen won the award for best actress or whatever and Taylor became my favorite by helping Kristen up the stairs by taking her hand. Start some conspiracies yall, just cause I love them so much! It’s a PR ploy you guys! It’s really Taysten! Krislor lives! Ok, whatever Kristen goes up there and thanks everyone blah blah blah.

Another commercial break and Queen Latifah breaks through Dean and the defensive line down front to say hi to the Trinity.

and then we were witness to one of the more embarrassing moments of the twidom.

I know it’s all in good fun and it’s Queen Latifah trying to be cute and MAN are those guys good sports (give the trinity snaps) but seriously? Cause I was 2nd hand embarrassed and I was like hundreds feet away from them and I was shrinking in my seat. It was embarrassing as a Twifan. ugh. We are not all lunatics (says the twiblogger).

Is this really happening to us??

Mercifully some producer saves us all and wrestles the mic away from Queen Latifah so someone could give out an award. At this point the trinity was not being ushered out so I knew we had to be at the end of the show and it was pretty clear Twilight “won” for best movie. I mean it’s the People’s Choice awards they give the award to whoever shows up.

Ashton Kutcher took a night off filming Canon Camera commercials to come give away an award with Princess Amidala and SHOCKER Twilight WON!!!! ZOMG!!! I had no idea it would!!!!!

The trinity ascended to the stage and thankfully Rob recognized his and Kristen’s lack of public speaking prowess and pushed Taylor up to accept the award. Taylor recited his lines correctly but BONUS he made an awkward refrence to Katy Perry’s joke/euphamism about the awards being heavy like her boobs. UMMMM awkward turtle!!! Either Taylor got the joke or he made it even funnier by NOT getting the boob reference. Either way WIN. Then I crossed my fingers Taylor would surprise us with a teeeny tiny clip, a flash, a picture ANYTHING from Breaking Dawn but alas. NOTHING. Help us out Summit!! The natives are getting restless! I’m scared!

I'd like to thank John Stamos without whom this outfit would NOT be possible!

Next, Kristen said some stuff and her dress strap fell while talking and Taylor, being the gentleman he is, rushed to push it up. CONSPIRACY!!! PLOYS!!!! (anyone, anyone?!). Then Rob said some stuff and thanked John Stamos for letting him raid the “Jesse Catsopulous Closet” while he was at the party last summer.  Then they all got on a private jet parked on the roof of the Nokia and flew back to the town with no cameras, paparazzi or internet access, better known as Baton Rouge.

The end.

Congrats to Twilight for winning some People’s Choice Awards! Now give me a set picture and no one get’s hurt.
Themoonisdown

Did you watch? Were you in ANYWAY surprised they won? Were you making hoping JUST A LITTLE that there would be something special? Did you feel box blocked? Also share your conspiracy theories!

Thanks Eclipsemovie.org, Robsessed, whoever tagged some of these photos, Twilightish

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  • GoodgirlgonePlaid

    Thanks Moon, for going above and beyond. Your commitment to the cause is unsurpassed! I’ve not seen any footage of the PCA’s so far but Queen Latifah, oh my!

    Happy 2011 guise!
    Even you Janetrigs :)

  • GeminiGypsy

    Hmm… Rob’s not being very possessive of Kristen…is that because he knows she has less than a year before she turns into a vampire and is finally disgusted with Taylor?!? Awesome commentating Moon- I missed it last night, so I’m glad you got footage of the awards!

  • Nelle1949

    Great breakdown. So glad you were there. I’ve seen plenty of talk out there about why Kristen was so cold to Rob and was all over Taylor! What IS going on there? Was Taylor just being a spontaneous sweet little gentleman helping Kristen up the stairs? Is this something they 3 of them dreamt up while on the private jet to screw with us? If so that was mean because imagine the magicness if Rob had helped her up the steps. My dreary little life yesterday (and maybe even into today) would have been a lot less dreary.

    • Anonymous

      Yes! You have a great conspiracy there, that they dreamt up the idea to mess with the fandom. If I were famous for playing a character in a franchise, I would totes mess with the fandom and the paps. ;)

    • MariaCecilia

      Lol, if Rob had helped her up the stairs, who know what would have happened? In spite of his long fingers he is surprisingly un-coordinated sometimes, so they might have ended up tumbling down the stairs tangled in each other’s arms…

      And actually, she has been touchy-feely with Taylor in a demonstrative way in interviews before, and cold towards Rob. Maybe she was just temporarily pissed at Rob, (he drank all the beer in the private jet?) or maybe it is all part of a big PLAN?? Stay tuned for the next episode of Taystenrob.

      • Anonymous

        And who knows what would have happened if he had helped her with her dress strap.

  • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

    Craziness at LTT today, double post. Just read yours, Moon and I got to say you’re in great shape!
    Read on Robsessed the J Stamos jacket is a Dries Van Notten.

    Dear Rob,
    Just before Christmas as I was trying a new gym, somebody left with my Dries trousers. I then had to cross a filled up mall in my gym thighs, I was a charm. I’m convinced this is a sign. Are we meant to be together or what! Unless you and TomStu were on a romantic gettaway in Paris…and were really cold. Anyways, I’ll be watching!
    xx,
    me

  • Mania Page

    So with you about Queen Latifah. O m g the embarrassment, I haven´t been able to even see the full clip.
    About the holy threesome, I think they alla acted sweet and a bit corny as usual. Of course rob and kristen wasn´t going to go all brazil on stage.

    • pukesten

      i know i acutally turned it off after 15 seconds
      haven’t felt that second hand embarassed in ages

      • Anonymous

        where had my VQ rob gone how do you get a disqis avatar

      • Anonymous

        where’s my VF rob gone?!

      • Anonymous

        where did VF rob go?!

  • Rob’s slow mo’ strut

    “People’s Choice for best deep throating of a fruit or vegetable” <—Bwahahah laughing so hard at this!

    Oh I was cringing throughout that QUeen Latifah part. I remember Taylor having THE most awkward smile plastered on his face.

    And Rob, oh what can I say? That ridic jacket, which I just found out and as minuit passe pointed out, happens to be designer, but in spite of that, he was adorable. Too cute!

  • http://www.whimsicalficery.blogspot.com Stacie@WhimFic

    I was ridiculously embarrassed for Queen Latifah. That whole thing was just… wrong. Wrong like Rob’s jacket wrong. But, I still had permagrin the whole time they were accepting their awards. (That’s probably just wrong too.)

  • superhumanmoron

    I don’t understand the “finger squeeze” everyone was freaking ove?. I saw Rob try to grab her hand, and her totally blow him off by tugging her dress down.

    • love high

      I know. It was sad how she blew off his attempt at handholding. Poor Rob. =(

    • Randomhand

      If you watch the video, she was concentrating on pulling down her dress and standing up. It is obvious she didn’t see his hand.

  • tina

    kstew always act akward in public wth rob. grabbing taylor and taylor touchy feeling wth KS (seems TL has a crush here)…….Rob get a girl who is normal…..

    • gizmo

      you mean get a girl who scores 900 on the LTT quiz?

      • tina

        a girl that has 3 B ( Beauty, Brain, Behaviour) aka has the approval of LTR not 4 Bs (boobless, bitter, brainless , bitch) aka the stew

        • laurenc

          bwahahah, who sounds bitter? And I love the boobless disses, the girl has legs a mile long and teeny tiny frame, you want her filling her bra with dumb cutlets or better yet cutting herself up and pushing plastic sacs in there to satiate your boob issues? I love the fact that most of the women who have dissed her for her boobs have pictures of themselves online showing that their boobs didn’t come from mother nature so much as too many trips to mcdonalds.

    • Belcul

      He has to be normal first to do that..so they match..deal with it!

  • drsaka

    Oh, that show and I’m not even referring to the portion with the Trinity.

    MP- thanks for pointing out that the jacket is from a designer, but its still not good, BUT does add to Rob’s collection of bad and too tiny jackets, so I’m all for it.

    • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

      Did you save a certain small jacket Tokyo picture ? NO, NOT THAT ONE! I said SMALL.

      Actually all the Dries Van Notten I have is large over size stuff, but never paid attention to the men, full of gay collection. Somebody photoshop Rob’s head on the model’s look with the jacket & pale rose trousers.

      • drsaka

        MP- yes, I’ve got it. I’ll send it to you- its the Hi, its my firsr day of school jacket pic.
        and btw- naughty minded, MP!!!!!

        • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

          like it didn’t cross your mind! BIJ forever!
          xxx
          the fact that you actually have the pic is hilarious in itself.

  • dazzledtodeath

    I spent 3 1/2 hours (yes, I suffered thru the Red (Blue) Carpet, even though I was fairly certain Rob wouldn’t show) on this nonsense and Rob didn’t even put on a suit. I know you didn’t want to be there Rob, and were rushed onto a plane and barely made it, but c’mon-it feels like ages since I’ve seen a hot pic of you in a suit (the burgundy bellboy suit doesn’t count). Also, I hate Queen Latifah for being so embarrassing that I had to look away, thus shortening what little time I had to gawk over Rob.

    Re: conspiracy theories-is these two are really involved in any way, it must be the most awkward and f*cked up relationship ever. C’mon epic lovers, touch one another for god’s sake! Or at least act like you know each other. Yes, I know-they want to keep something for themselves.

    On to the Golden Globes (and hopefully the Oscars)..

    • kandnandb

      I went to bed that night hoping it (Queen Latifah, the Kardashians, Rob’s jacket, ALL OF IT) was just a bad dream. Nope.

    • katie

      meh, I don’t think how they act at awards shows can indicate much about their actual relationship.I actually think they both get off on doing things undercover, it’s like role playing. lol

  • Cookie

    I have to say, I think the carefully crafted privacy bubble they have around each other is slowly popping. They are so in love! I’ve seen a lot of pics of the event and they were making goo-goo eyes at each other the whole night. Which I think is really, really sweet. The look good together. And damn, is our Rob hot!!! He is absolutely gorgeous!!!

  • Cazza

    The whole show was awful. I think the ads in-between were more entertaining and that is saying something.

    Taylor walking Kristen up the steps?! Yep, I would choose him over wonky Ron legs in a heart beat. Ron would catch the back of her foot with his large floppy feet and they would have gone a flying. Dean would have had to have come flying in from stage right to protect them both…..oh, maybe that would have made the whole show so much better.

    And don’t get me started on what he was wearing…….

    And has Dean been on the sun beds again?

  • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

    Oh my goodness . . . the AnnaLynn McCord comment . . . I kept thinking I’m turning into a mean person since all I kept thinking (and her picture from the blue carpet was EVERYWHERE since everyone was stuck on that picture because you couldn’t STOP STARING AT HER HEAD). . . that hairdo made her look like a praying mantis . . . oh, now I know why Kellan . . . subliminal messages . . . okay, he must of been twinging when it dawned (no pun intended) on him that they also . . . after . . . RUN KELLAN RUN . . . . but then he stops . . . ok, won’t go there but I think I already did and the answer to why he showed up at that seedy hotel despite his inner Midwest Christian boy turmoil. Yikes!!!! I’ve been watching too much Fashion Police and reading LTT before I go to sleep. Thank God a call from his agent about underwear sales going up stopped the traumatic CSI worthy event from unfolding . . . And I’m not only mean, I’m turning into a perv.

    I think there was a/an universal AAAWWWWW when Taylor helped Kristen up the stage but a Hey now when he helped her with her strap. We’re not filming dude. Cut it out with the Jacob hands, he can read your mind, oh wait . . .then the tabloid headline . . . Taylor tries to make Swifty jealous by flirting with Kristen at People’s Choice Awards. Can I make up the headlines? Because I think I could get really good at it and they might even pay you for that stuff . . .

    Once again, pre caffeine, LTT has put a smile on my face as my little mind goes rampant . . . Thank you girls. You’re the bestest as my niece would say and you’re a very bad influence which is why I love you more. Keep up the good work and sorry that I always write wayyyyy too much.

  • Anonymous

    Ooooo! I love story time with Moon.

    *grabs blanket and curls up to a pillow*

  • Anonymous

    I was gonna tell Moon that I was all jealous that she was at another event with thePretty. Then I remembered the debacle that was the PCA’s. But next time Moon, call me! I’m willing to take an afternoon off work for some face time with thePretty!

    • Anonymous

      or even some back of the head time!!

  • efam

    “Jesse Catsopulous Closet” – love this!

    I did love Taylor walking Kristen up the steps, but if you replay it, you can tell it was completely planned. I guess they didn’t want the fandom discussing the Robsten-ness the next day.

    This may have been their first appearance to the People’s Choice awards, but I think it may be their last. The whole show was embarrassing.

    Haha…I’m pre-caffiene too, MyNiece.

    • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

      If I get to read in the morning, I get a case of perma grin that is totally worth it!

  • Anonymous

    Love hearing about these things from people who where there, especially from Moon and UC. I am glad you didn’t miss all of the show.
    I DVRed the PCA’s so I could just watched the good parts so I missed Katy Perry’s comment about the award being boob heavy. That is funny.
    I did catch how Taylor was all touchy with Kristen and seemed to be going out of his way for her. Perhaps it has something to do with imprinting on her daughter. LOL! Trying to stay on her good side.
    I did see Queen Latifah bit where she talked to them and it was definately 2nd hand embarrassing. I was sitting on my couch shaking my head.
    Thanks for the break down and the photo Moon.

  • blackgirltwihard

    OMG so glad you went!!!!Queen Latifah creeps me out these day anyway cause of the whole “I’m gay/I’m not gay/I’m glamorous with covergirl commercials, but still gay”…dayum …pick a team!!!!…Her Improv was soooo lame. I mean this is Twilight– the height of Pop culture right now!!!!! she could have done better…#killingme.

  • Evilaimes

    I think this is my first comment here, long time reader, never posted. Just popped the cherry there, eh? Anyways, enough with the stalker creepy. Onto the actual email I sent to my friend (another Twihard woman) about this exact topic: The Queen of All Disrespect. “And I wanted to SLAP Latifah thrice (one of each of them) for making them so uncomfortable for a good five minutes. Who in production HELL thought THAT was a good idea? Knowing that the three of them are uncomfortable at best in these situations, then stretching it out so long I thought the audience was going to start start begging for Latifah to start singing another knockoff with cheap production value, oh and FLAT. I’d take her huffing and puffing (cardio much there, Queenie?) over her half-arsed disrespectful homage to the Trinity’s following. NPH was right: B+. Actually not even….can someone sick the Volturi on her?

    • Anonymous

      B+ was too generous. The Queen dethroned herself in a way I never thought possible. But I think the whole production was doomed from the get-go. I did love Conan doing his crouching tiger pose during his entire acceptance speech. Wish the other celebs would have gone with the downhill low-rent flow (as he did) rather than trying to work around it.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t believe I managed to sit through the whole Queen Latifah clip. So embarrassing.
    Why do the sparkles on Kristen’s dress stop at the side seam??? Did her stylist decide to go cheap instead of designer? It looks awesome from the front, but when she turns around it looks like she’s naked. Unadorned nude fabric is almost never a good idea.
    I’m not even going to start on Rob’s jacket, except to say it looks like someone was trying to make him match Kristen. I will ask why the top button of your shirt is done but you’re not wearing a tie. Last person I saw do that was my 10 year old cousin in 1991, about the same time he discovered hair gel and spent 40 minutes every morning spiking his hair.
    Taylor fixing K’s strap killed me. Either he’s desperately in love with her or really is like her little brother and is a bit OCD.

    • Anonymous

      I do kind of get a OCD little brother vibe from Taylor!

  • Anonymous

    I can’t believe I managed to sit through the whole Queen Latifah clip. So embarrassing.
    Why do the sparkles on Kristen’s dress stop at the side seam??? Did her stylist decide to go cheap instead of designer? It looks awesome from the front, but when she turns around it looks like she’s naked. Unadorned nude fabric is almost never a good idea.
    I’m not even going to start on Rob’s jacket, except to say it looks like someone was trying to make him match Kristen. I will ask why the top button of your shirt is done but you’re not wearing a tie. Last person I saw do that was my 10 year old cousin in 1991, about the same time he discovered hair gel and spent 40 minutes every morning spiking his hair.
    Taylor fixing K’s strap killed me. Either he’s desperately in love with her or really is like her little brother and is a bit OCD.

  • natteringyeahrobber

    See, I have this theory where Rob was sick and barfed on himself on the plane ride over. Which would explain the poor jacket choice (which might have worked well if he wore matching gold pants and a mesh t-shirt, maybe gold Converse as well). Clearly he had to borrow the jacket from someone else, or maybe it was left in the emergency overhead compartment, along with the voice box recorder. If the plane went down and they couldn’t recover the voice box, at least they’d find the jacket and assume Duckie was on the plane. So he barfed in an epic way, probably ruining everything he had on. This would also explain why Kristen kept her distance. Bad hair due to trying to wash his hair in the plane bathroom. Giggling behavior due to the anti-nausea pills he had to cram down. Hopefully he woke up on Thursday and couldn’t remember anything.

    • JustGoWithIt

      Funny thing is, the jacket was weird, but so Rob.

    • Anonymous

      Bwahahaha! Great (and plausible) theory.

    • Anonymous

      Gold pants, mesh T-shirt, gold Converse FTW!

  • JustGoWithIt

    What is with the whole “woof” thing? I thought that was just from the awards until I watched the Eclipse dvd commentary last night, and Rob and Kristen joked about the “woofs” continually. Am I missing something? I MUST be. Was there someone on set that also pronounced it that way and they just forgot to explain that part, or does everyone get else here get the joke?

    • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

      From the David Letterman interview with KStew . . . also at times painful I thought.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Ah, okay then. I think I actually do remember seeing that now. I thought the R & K commentary was cute. Rob was funny. Kristen sounded like a 16 year old valley girl with all her mid thought “like”s and telling Rob to shut up, trying to make a not joking point about the characters/story and not making much sense or loosing her train of though (hitting the bowl again K?). You could tell she was used to laughing and joking and playing off of him. I thought it was funny how much she re-said what he just said and got a kick out of his accent (aren’t you used to it by now!?). Cute though.

  • Nelle

    OK. I have to say it even if I’m the only one. I actually liked what Rob was wearing- including the jacket. I would have rather he put a tie on- but I did like the way he looked. BUT- as adorable as they all are- why oh why didn’t they take the time they had in the jet to compose a short little acceptance speech and memorize it (hello- you’re actors!) so that they don’t spit and sputter so much. There is little Taylor- in a nice suit and speaking (for the most part) coherently, and Robsten- eh. But maybe they think why bother because there will be so much screaming no one will hear them anyway.

  • Robsessedgirl

    unpopular opinion time: I liked the jacket. then again, that man could wear anything and look good in my opinion. it does look quite like something my dad wears….but nonetheless YUM Rob seriously. and during the queen latifah part I couldn’t even watch. to call him Edward is one thing, but to insult his accent is another entirely. bitch, I will cut you. kidding(kind of). don’t even get me started on the spew….

  • Alice_NaA

    Us Europeans always miss out on all the fun!

    Kudos to them for getting the trinity there. And my girl-crush Natalie Portman. And is that Taylor Momson in between Ashley and Rob or my mum’s middle-aged hairdresser? In this sad country they get one international C-lister, who will then win all categories they can somehow justify nominating them for. I should refer them to Ashley Tisdale’s publicist.

    • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

      But the jacket comes from your country. Straight to the TCAs.

      • Alice_NaA

        I know! It’s practically me that is wrapped around Rob. Now THAT would look so much better *cough*

    • tigerkitten36

      The girl next to Ashley is Aly Michalka of Aly&Aj

      she sang with her sister and had a sucessful music career a few years ago and acted in several Disney productions)– she is on the Hellcats with Ashley.

      • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

        It took me a bit, but she is also the bitchy best friend from Easy A (she had curly hair in the movie).

        Great movie by the way but was floored that it was PG13 w/subject matter. That all has a new meaning when you have a 13 yr old sitting next to you watching (though they always have to clue me in on half the jokes, hmmmm). Brought back the memories of Jake Ryan and 16 Candles – when I was at least “in the zone” age wise w/the actors that adorned the screen. Those were the days . . . but like I say when I find out an actor is gay, my chances didn’t get any better either way.

        • Alice_NaA

          Next movie I’m gonna watch!

          (online of course).

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            Ok Alice_, we need to send some smiles your way (and you too MariaC, nothing is harder then what you are going through :0( ) – so as I hop, skip, & jump across the pond on my keyboard, remember to hit link below for a clip from Easy A – Pocket Full of Sunshine.

            Not that I could relate at all – singing at the top of my lungs to a song that I have declared terrible while no one was watching except the dog . . . ok, maybe once . . . or twice . . .so glad dogs can not talk since they see way too much and can be paid off easily with a scratch behind the ears and promises of belly rubs. I’m also glad that Bill Condon is NOT turning Breaking Dawn into a musical (or Queen Latifah for that matter) because there is nothing worse then a closet singer with a stuck song in their head (and I ask, why does it always happen while in the grocery line?).

            My nephew in college even sent me a thank you email when I sent his way.

      • Alice_NaA

        Never heard of her. I have a lot of catching up to do when it comes to gossip columns and media. Obviously I hate my life right now.

    • Anonymous

      Missed seeing you here, Alice NaA.

      • Alice_NaA

        Aw thanks, I miss my twilight escapism too :(. But the real world is catching up on me sadly. Hope it gets better in a few months!

  • MariaCecilia

    I just came back from the funeral of a loved one (my father’s younger sister) and felt low, so I logged on here and found some welcome distraction.

    Thank you for being there for me! (meaning I could never cross the ocean and actually BE at the PCA, so I’m glad you’re giving me all the info.) – and for sharing my emotions on everything. Those were looong 2nd hand embarrassing minutes with Queen Latifah. And I totally think you’re on to something with that bold move on Taylor’s part, that intimate touching of KStew’s shoulder MUST mean something! I guess I’ll just have to suck on this dry bone until Summit relents and gives us something chewy…

    • LatersBaby

      I’m glad you could come here on a difficult day. This place really does help.

  • Anonymous

    OK, whoa, what?!
    All I know is that I suddenly feel very team Taysten.

    • Anonymous

      There must be an official sarcasm font, sure would come in handy.

      • http://twitter.com/T3tasha Tasha

        Couldn’t “Comic sans” be the sarcasm font? I read somewhere that its not a liked font and you shouldn’t use it in any professional capacity

        • Anonymous

          Yes! I was just thinking the same thing. Comic Sans is a horrible, awful joke of a font. But perfect for sarcasm. It should also be the colour purple.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            One of us should create a TweedSerious font. Sort of a patchy dark broody gray, and every time you type a vowel, you get a breve symbol over it.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            One of us should create a TweedSerious font. Sort of a patchy dark broody gray, and every time you type a vowel, you get a breve symbol over it.

    • Anonymous

      To further the Taylor-Kristen conspiracy, they must have been spending lots of time together, because Taylor has perfected his own version of the bitch-face, which he broke out during the Queen’s speech. It was an F-you smile, and I kinda loved it.

  • Stacey

    I am so glad I DVR’d it. I barely made it through all of the commercials, you know the ones in the actual show. (I did enjoy Rob breaking the phone, I bet the cell phone executives were like, “Nooooo!!!”)

    And that jacket…I bet my dad had that jacket. Oh my, it was unattractive. Even Uncle Jesse would say, “Have mercy!” Wait… Maybe that would be a compliment. Here’s an idea, don’t put pretty things in ugly jackets.

    Also, what the heck happened to Queen Latifah?!? I was uncomfortable for everybody involved in that thing!! I hope there was an open bar.

    • Anonymous

      Maybe the open bar is what the heck happened to Queen Latifah!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t even know the last time I watched the PCA’s, if ever. So I’m thankful that you took a bullet for us Moon, to give us an excellent story time! I’m going to have to check out those clips later today so that I can fully appreciate the sweetness and the awkwardness.
    Is it wrong or Normal that I am totally loving this conspiracy theory idea? We must stir the pot, if for no other reason than to amuse ourselves!

    • Anonymous

      I finally watched the clips a day later, and I gots ta say that I am loving KStew right at this moment. Her afterthought of thanks to Summit and the fans was hilar! She’s all, “Thank you Wyck! I heart your face!……wait, who else was I supposed to thank? ummmmm, oh yeah, and thanks Summit….oh and the fans too, yeah.”

      Her handlers totes told her to thank them both, and I love that she did it begrudgingly. Too funny.

  • Anonymous

    Moon I want your life!! That is all… xo

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  • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

    Why am I the only one thinking it’s major lameness to be hold/accompanied by a guy. What is this, Edward’s birth year? Own your heels or downgrade (do you actually say “downgrade”?).

    • Anonymous

      Yah, guess Kristen has been drinking too much ice tea on the front porch. Then again, it was almost like all three of them needed a chaperoned stroll up to the stage.

      • Anonymous

        Not to mess up all the sarcasm here…but I think I remember hearing last year worries about the steep steps and women in heels. (not sure if it was this award show or not) K wasn’t the only one to be escorted up there. I’m pretty sure I saw others but since I’m trying to block the whole thing out of my memory, I couldn’t tell you who.

        • natteringyeahrobber

          hmmm…good point. lisa edelstein walked up by herself but i cannot remember anything else (wish i could block the lisa edelstein speech out of my memory, but it was so bad it’s stuck in there, help!)

          • Anonymous

            I want to say that Taylor Swift went up there with her…brother(?).

          • lolli

            Katy Perry had her number one gay help her up stairs.

        • natteringyeahrobber

          hmmm…good point. lisa edelstein walked up by herself but i cannot remember anything else (wish i could block the lisa edelstein speech out of my memory, but it was so bad it’s stuck in there, help!)

    • Anonymous

      No, of course it’s not lame. It’s chivalrous. They’re becoming their alter egos… Edw-I mean, Rob, and Ja-I mean, Taylor, feel they need to protect Beller by practically carrying her her on stage.

      Also, K has become so thin for her BD role that she can’t really walk unassisted.

      Wow I’m on quite the #sarcasm streak. Thank the holy crow that there are no more downthumbs!

    • lolli

      Kristen already has a grand tradition of eating it on national tv during award shows, ala award drops – and she was wearing sneakers when that happened. So I say there’s no inherently political statement with having a brother help you up the stage when you’re not the most graceful of creatures. Better she owns her reality and take precautions than breaking her back falling down stairs.

  • TwilightCat

    Where the hell is Jane when you need her? I would not have minded at all if Summit had changed around the plot of Eclipse and offered up Queen Latifah in place of poor Bree Tanner.

    I was 2nd hand embarrassed for Latifah for making such a damn fool of herself, as well as for the Twi-fecta, who looked like they wanted to climb under their seats and hide. By comparison, Latifah makes the woman with the full-back Twi-tattoo seem moderate and sane.

    • Sharon

      I am so with you Twicat! Where the hell is that Vampire Bitch when we need her? She could have soooo put the hurt on Queen Latifah…..and then turned to Taylor and say something like, sit the f down glowing boy teeth. My teeth are the only teeth at are supposed to glow….see? And then, she smiles and one of those diamonds in her teeth sparkles….how about that? And why the hell wasn’t Bree nominated for like, the best Vampire to die in a movie after begging for he existance? Yeah, what about that? But, I really think they should give shiney Zac a part. He tried his best ot sparkle in that suit……..

  • Sharon

    There was so much wrong w/the show, I don’t know where to start, but I’ll try.
    1. Somebody tell Rob he wasn’t going to the circus.
    2. Somebody tell Rob not to help Zac pick out his shiney suit.
    3. Somebody should’ve shut Queen up, or at least laughed with her. It was just sad. To be fair, she try and pull it out when she grabbed the poor guy from the audience, but still no response from the kids. Rob did try and help her out, by saying the private jet was posh, but she killed that too.
    4. Kristen, wear a longer skirt next time, you won’t miss your man trying to hold your hand. I know struggling with a short skirt is a major pain, but the heals were over the top for you. If you can’t cook get out of the kitchen.
    5. Somebody tell Taylor to stop bleaching his teeth. They’re white enough when they glow in the dark. And stop sucking up so hard, Kristens but is already sore from yanking on her skirt.

    • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

      KStew’s dresses are initially longer but she chooses to shorten them and it’s not home made, chances they are wrong on the client’s decided length are quite small. Basically she has a very lame granny-minded stylist who told her she should look taller with the exact kind of outfit & heels ALL THE TIME, basically she’s doomed for bimboesque apparitions.

      • drsaka

        Not to mention that you could see up her dress- its too short you stylists.

        • LatersBaby

          Quite simply, if one feels naked in public, it would help not to be so naked in public. A little more clothing might go a long way in helping her nerves.

      • tara

        she didn’t look bimbo to me. She had the sex heels and the short skirt, but the top was conservative, her hair and makeup were girl next door, so it toned down the lower half I think. Some of her getups have been trashy, but what she wore the night before was pretty stunning, she looked very put together and fresh.

    • TeamSeth

      Wait, you mentioned Zac, which was the only part I saw (QL pointing him out and the AD cutting to Camera 3’s zoom on the Zefron a little slowly…maybe Camera 3’s fault, obv there was a stellar open bar?)

      Anyway, OMG Zac isn’t a little boy anymore! When did that happen?

    • TeamSeth

      Wait, you mentioned Zac, which was the only part I saw (QL pointing him out and the AD cutting to Camera 3’s zoom on the Zefron a little slowly…maybe Camera 3’s fault, obv there was a stellar open bar?)

      Anyway, OMG Zac isn’t a little boy anymore! When did that happen?

  • Carmelitagabriel71

    i had flashbacks to the 80s and my nerdy brother and all of his friends. then i remembered that someone got paid lots of money to dress The Rob in that jacket and i could have that person just go look in the boxes in the shed labelled Jav’s Crap. Poor The Rob.

  • Sharon

    Oh and I forgot,
    7. Somebody tell Dean to watch for Moon, she would have made this show had he brought her up front. Moon would have saved Queen’s ass and she would have pulled on Kristen’s skirt so Kristen could hold Rob’s hand, and she would have told Glow boy to sit the F down, and she would have shoved Rob out of his seat so he could have escorted Kristen to the podium. Maybe Moon should organize next years show, taking Queen L’s place as mediator. Nobody wants to see that train wreck again. Atleast Moon would know all the Vampire/Weer facts. Moon, if you need help w/planning next years show, call me. As a matter of fact, LTR/LTW should have their own show on the web. We could give out our own awards, little Rob dolls and vote for most likely to screw Rob categories. Think about it Moon and UC, we would have a much better show than that lame shit we had to endure, just to catch a glimpse of our obsession. You could team up with some other sites and really do it right. Have the Red Carpet and invite impersonators to host, and show up as Cher and Dolly…..we’re onto something now!

  • Anonymous

    Hi Guys! I watched, cringed at Queen Latifa, & thought a) they’re all REALLY tired after working/flying etc, & b) the dynamic of who helped Kristen do what was obviously pre-planned to give the public & press nothing.

    @ TOO & Luludee: unfortunately beloved Mama Jorts finally succumbed to lung cancer. I never knew that losing your Mum broke not only your heart, but your brain too…

    • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

      :-( {HUGS}

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      I’m so sorry for your loss. Virtual hugs.

    • Anonymous

      EMJ I am SO sorry for your loss! My thoughts and prayers are with you and trust me I KNOW how hard it is! If there is ANYTHING I can do to help, please let me know! You have my email right? If not, it is stareidefiftyseven@gmail.com. Virtual hugs and again I am so sorry. xo

    • Anonymous

      Oh hon. :( I’m so sorry. (((hug)))

    • Anonymous

      Oh hon. :( I’m so sorry. (((hug)))

    • Anonymous

      I’m very sad to hear of your loss. My thoughts go out to you.

    • Anonymous

      I’m very sad to hear of your loss. My thoughts go out to you.

    • Anonymous

      :( Take care of yourself, sending virtual hugs.

    • Anonymous

      So, so sorry to hear. Virtual hugs and shoulder to cry on.

    • Anonymous

      I’m so sorry to hear that, EMJ. I’ve been there, and my heart goes out to you. One never quite recovers.

    • Anonymous

      Wow, I’m so sorry. My thoughts and prayers are with you. ::hugs::

  • Anonymous

    Off topic: Did anyone catch the “Twihard” on ABC’s Wipeout last night??? I loved all the mention of everything Twilight whenever she was on camera! It amazes me how much this Saga has sneaked into every aspect of society! Makes me feel so much more normal! :)

  • http://twitter.com/daniellacs Daniela Cisneros

    Ok. Here is my conspiracy theory. Kristen being touchy to Taylor and cold to Rob, I think it is just for publicity reasons. Summit is trying to hide Robsten as much as then can, in case they need more promotion, you know incentives to get more people to go and see the movies. Obviously, they’ve not needed any help (twifans are crazy enough about the saga, I guess), however they are still willing to use Robsten as a resource…they are not taking chances, and so in case BD does not get the same response once in theatres, they ARE going to drop the bomb to the media.
    And here is what happens to sell tickets.

    Non-twifan person 1:OMYGOSH! DID you hear about this dude who is dating his costar from this twithingy movie!?
    Non-twifan person 2: Oh yes! I heard they are having sex or something on this movie!
    Non-twifan person 1: That’s gotta be hot, I mean, they are actually effing. I think we should go see the movie.
    Non-twifan person 2: Totally!

    And there you go, another Twilight installment being a successful money maker.

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    Rob mentions his phone. Could this be THE phone from the phone pants pic? In that case, what broke the phone? Hmmm, or Is it a shoutout to LTR?

    • TeamSeth

      is phone pants pic same as BIJ?

    • TeamSeth

      is phone pants pic same as BIJ?

  • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

    I sort of can’t breathe that was so awkward. I have a stomach ache.

    Robsten are just the most breathtakingly awkward people in the world. I sort of love it, esp. in contrast to TayLau who is all Movie Stahhh! about it.

    • Anonymous

      It’s clearly a conspiracy that they’re so awkward. In reality, they’re two sophisticated, poised people. And Taylor is a robot. I blame Summit.

  • Anonymous

    Wow the queen latifah thing was really 2nd hand embarrassing :-S

    Also I think now that although Rob and Kristen are so awkward at these things they’re getting a little better at handling that, making light of it and handing to Taylor…and although I like taylor i find his soundbites a tad boring (I know, sacrilege), i’d take awkward ramblings of the other 2 anyday.

    Loved Taylor helping her up the stairs though, to avoid another tripping incident :-) Stop with the conspiracy theories though, no way rob could have done it, it would have been splashed all over the gossip mags and he’s not that graceful himself…

    either that or TayTay’s just trying to make Taylor2 jealous, there’s hope for Swiftner yet :-)

  • http://twitter.com/cathypodd Cathy Podd

    I had a feeling I wasn’t the only twi-hard embarrassed! I think I sunk so low down into my couch, I was almost stuck. major facepalm Latifah!
    Anyways, they were all adorable and still lovable as always.

  • Anonymous

    You know. I don’t think that there was any ulterior motive with the way Taylor was with Kristen. I think that’s just the way Taylor is. I mean, what awards show was it, where he and Kristen walked up on stage together and she had to maneuver stairs and a long flowing dress and high heels. He offered his hand to make sure she got to the top of the steps okay.

    Plus I remember hearing something about the re-filming of the tent scene how Kristen was sick, and that Taylor was super sweet and attentive to her, getting her a garbage can close by if she needed to throw up and stuff.

    The dress strap at PCA? I vote innocent gesture.

    I don’t think it was to make Swifty jealous or any of that. I think he was just being Taylor. He seems to always act that way.

    Wow, my theory is no fun!!! How about Kristen is side actioning with Taylor. Taylor doesn’t hide it from Rob or the whole world well and soon there is going to be a fall-out of EPIC proportions. I’m thinking catastrophy. All out war.

    Better?

    • Anonymous

      This is a fantastic comment. You start out all Normal and rational. And then you get to the good stuff… yes, yes, that’s it. Kristen is “side actioning” with Taylor and he just loves to egg Rob on by rubbing it in his face. Then a jealous Rob, to get back at K, turns around and runs off with TomStu for a week in Argentina…

      Because there’s no room for rational or reasonable in the Twi-fan world. Everything MUST be an elaborate love triangle conspiracy about to erupt in a global war of epic proportions…

      • Anonymous

        “side actioning” my new favourite term, esp. if it requires one to run off to exotic locations.

    • Anonymous

      I really do think Taylor is genuinely sweet and gentlemanly, so he was totally just being himself. And I love him for it. But conspiracy theories are just more fun ;)

  • Anonymous

    Fan Fail – Who is Dean?

    So glad you set me straight on TouchyTay fixing KlumsyKris’ strap cause I thought he was pulling her away from the mic..’Kristen I am designated spokesperson, you are shortdress candy, and Rob may throw up again any time so shut up and lets get out of this hell.’ My PerfectTaylor bubble was in danger (lucky it’s reinforced with double strength delusions).

    • Anonymous

      I am led to believe that Dean is Ron’s hot pocket buddy bodyguard.

      • Anonymous

        Ohhh, that explains why I didn’t know. Did he help Rob up the stairs? ;)

  • Anonymous

    Quick Question:
    1-Am I the only one who thought Queen–as horrible as she was–knew she was bombing and doing everything in her power to get the crowd going?

  • tara

    What a horrible show, I was so embarrassed for them. At least they acted like good sports though. Kristen needs to get some sort of intensive public speaking coach, it’s hard to watch her struggle through speeches every time. I think they acted fine all together, I like when it’s all three of them, because they act like brothers and sisters, teasing eachother.

  • Anonymous

    OK, here goes…
    Queen I’m-not-even-going-to-type-her-name was baaaad, and yes I think she knew she was in a hole but she just kept digging! I was totally 2nd hand embarassed, in fact I couldn’t even watch the whole clip, I was cringing right down to my innermost insides.
    I loved the Trinity, they were perfect, as in they acted how they always do – K & T bounce off each other like sibs and Rob just hangs out and watches jealously even thought he knows why they’re doing it (side note, Rob’s heart totally on sleeve and he would do a PDA in a heartbeat if K would). And I love how TL is the ‘spokesperson’ for the group, like they know he’s so much more coherent than they are LOL.
    K’s dress was lovely, the girl can do short – if I had her bod I’d work it…
    And now for the deal breaker, I liked Rob’s jacket, it was just so…Rob.
    Finally, K did not ignore Rob’s hand! She was looking straight ahead and straightening her dress at the same time – she didn’t even see it. Also Rob should know better – she’s never going to hold his hand in that situation…

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