Breaking down THE bed picture- you know, the underwhelming one….

Dear Breaking Dawn,

Moon & I started breaking dawn THE BED picture, and then ended up just creeping each other out. Hope you enjoy!

OMG OMG OMG I’M UNDERWHELMED

UC: OMG OMG OMG OMG… did you see it? The most over-hyped underwhelming picture of Edward & Bella in BED of the year!?
Moon: why yes, yes i did- i tweeted it out like an hr later. and then sat around and watched the crazy descend
UC: way to be on TOP of it (ahem) on top like Edward. Missionary style what whatttt!!
Moon: Bella’s first time
UC: Question: when you thought about yourself as Bella, doing it with Edward for the first time, because you know you did, how did you envision it? Missionary? I know you save your doggy style fantasizing for your Jake fantasies..
Moon: doesn’t Stephenie describe it as missionary in the book?? Cause he doesn’t want to crush her?
UC: does she GET that descriptive? Oh yes… the crushing….
Moon: ps the fact we’re breaking down the position is disturbing for any family members or friends reading
UC: sorry to all of them. but it’s SERIOUS, and we discuss SERIOUS things
Moon: and YET you’d think if he didn’t want to crush her it’d be the other way around
UC: also isn’t missionary best for baby-making? ? and since they make a baby (SPOILER ALERT)… or is that a myth
I will google it: Ah- Informative

“You may have heard that positions that deposit the sperm closest to the cervix — such as the missionary position (man on top) — are more promising than other positions. But there are no studies to back this up.”

thank you babycenter.com. but getting back to our fantasies.. I’m trying to think……
Moon: so wrong. isn’t everything about sex made up? it seems….
UC: I think so.
Moon: i mean if urban dictionary hasn’t heard of it than it can’t be true

Less Sex than on CSI

UC: right. So there’s that… Edward’s on top.. Big surprise. Are we jaded & t hat’s why we weren’t overwhelmed like it seemed the entirety of twitter was by this?
Moon: well i mean i guess i was underwhelmed cause its like we already know this happens, right? We’ve all read the books. they do it.
UC: right…. i know… i think we’ve built it up more in our minds… and at the end of the day… it’s just sex. And it’s going to be less sex than we generally see on an episode of CSI (believe me, I watched like 12 in the last few days i’ve been sick)
Moon: Or maybe we’re underwhelmed because it wasn’t on a bear skin rug. And even if its really Edward and Bella, Kristen and Rob should insist on any LOVE MAKING being on an animal hide
UC: I KNOW- it should be in their contracts. It should be wolf skin- just to stick it a little to Jacob
Moon: the fireplace is negotiable. The rug, NOT. It should be on a white wolf skin- the rarest of all! Suck it jacob!!
UC: have fun waiting 18 years for the zygote growing inside of me to grow up so you can get it on with her
Moon: HHAHAHA
UC: I just became Bella there.. in case you couldn’t tell
Moon: poor jacob. his life is the epitome of a “true love waits” campaign
UC: haha So true.. he’ll have to ask Kellan for tips
Moon: maybe kellan has given taylor pointers on how this works best
UC: jinx

The one where Faith Hill did it first

Moon: ALSO maybe it’s not ZOMG for us because it’s something thats pretty straightforward and less something we don’t know how it will turn out- like maybe if it was from the transformation or birth or something with Renesmee it’d be diff
UC: right…. they do it… it’s a glowing sunlit morning…. the sheets are beige….
Moon: I’d even say the feathers were better because it left so much to the imagination
UC: I’m thinking of another sex scene where you see a lot of beige translucent sheets….Wait..i’m pretty sure it’s Faith Hill’s video for “Breathe” but it might be from a movie…
Moon: and PS this is clearly from the same shoot with the feathers. give us something NEW!
UC: that’s how the scene always played out in my mind… and the hand with feathers, and now this, is proving even more to me that it will be that.. we’ll see the back of Edward- with Bella’s hand clasping at his skin…. maybe he’ll turn her on top for a second… a translucent beige sheet (or canopy from the bed) will fall and we’ll just see their outline.. and then up close shots of their mouths… all to a really kick ass song…like how the Sia song fit during the leg hitch scene
Moon: exactly. It will be all very tastefully and not crazy intense
UC: you’re right. no surprise.
Moon: cause this is a family film, and it will NOT be some crazy s&m, fan fic scenario. So everyone should ACCEPT it now
UC: ACCEPT IT NOW!
Moon: save the crazy shiz for after Bella’s is an indestructible vampire. She’d be more down for whips once he can’t kill her accidentally
UC: What this scene WILL be is great fodder for Robsten video makers. So we have that to look forward to!!
Moon: Dude bill condon already turned it sepia for them!! they’re half way there! All they need is an awkward song from celine dion and clips from a soft core porn and its done!

More after the jump!

Edward does The Tuck

UC: Speaking of Bill, what he said about the scene leaves much to the imagination

“It’s one of the most anticipated scenes,” director Bill Condon told the magazine. “I spent a tremendous amount of time thinking about it. The anticipation is part of it and you want to play with what people expect and maybe subvert it a little and surprise them.”

SUBVERT IT? I never thought of that as a positive word. Doesn’t it mean like… ruin.. destroy? change??? here is google’s definition: “Undermine the power and authority of (an established system or institution).”
So… He’s going to undermine the power & authiority of the sex scene nice.
Moon: undermine THE MAGICNESS???!!! Noooo bill noooo!! You better hire bodyguards. I think of subvert like subversive- like kinky or not the normal
UC: you would. But yes- you’re right…. and he’s gonna SURPRISE us….Surprise us!? I mean… with what? Dragon Penis Tattoo? Edward does “The Tuck?” hahahah… Bella has a penis?
Moon: He’ll surprise us with some whips and some role play costumes
UC: Maybe they have a threesome? What’s the housekeepers name?
Moon: Rosa? Consuella?
UC: Yes, both of the. Plus their cousin Pedro.

Edward is NOT Clean & Clear

Moon: So what is she doing with her hands. Popping a zit on his chin? Making it look like a john Travolta chin? Making it talk to her?? Is this morning after play time?
UC: she saw a blackhead, and she is about to nom nom nom it
Moon: EW! I just threw up at your last message.
UC: haha, well, it kinda looks like it!

I dare you not to creep us out

UC: So to recap: Edward & Bella like it missionary. They might possibly have a threesome with a maid
Or perhaps Edward channels Salvador Dali & does “The Tuck.” Bella pops Edward’s black heads & has a low hair line. In otherwords: tell us something we didn’t already know- show us how you’re not planning on creeping us out by having Bella birth a half human child. I DARE YOU
Moon: show us something not rob and kristen- call me crazy- we like those other folks too. Show us taylor and what’s her name running around the forest

UC: YES. dude- that would be something!! Because in my mind I have all those photoshopped images floating around. and i really hope it’s less creepy!!i hope it’s less this

Or this

and more this:

from our very own Emily. So cute!!

I forgot how FUN this is: Here’s more to creep you out

Moon: OMG noooo
UC: I’m not done

Moon: make it stoooopppp
UC: No it’s too much fun! There are SO many new ones!

(Notice who is playing Jake!)

Moon: I hope stephenie meyer does google image searches when she’s having a bad day
UC: me too
Moon: I love that you know they’re new
UC: I hope big Daddy does too

I hope he printed that last one & put it on the fridge. so when Tay was home last and reached in for the olive garden left overs, he saw it and threw up…. therefore not wanting the leftovers. Which means more for big Daddy. SMART MAN HE IS

Wake up Boyfriend!!!

I know.. I know.. it’s NOT SEXUAL… it’s like a big brother, but i’m sorry…I still can’t.. after all this time…… take it seriously
Moon: omg SICK stop. I’m dying- just say no!
UC: Anyway- good luck not creeping us out Bill!

Love
UC & Moon

This is LTT- we KNOW we weren’t the only ones NOT freaking out over this picture. What did you think? And do you hate me for all the pictures to end the letter today!?

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  • toooldforthis

    You guys really didn’t picture their first time being “missionary”? Really? (Not that I thought about it….much. I don’t think about such things.)

    This is Edward we’re talking about. Victorian era, conservative, control-freak Edward. I’m surprised he didn’t make her keep her shirt on while they did it with the lights out so she didn’t see his “most private area”.

    • http://twitter.com/T3tasha Tasha

      Bwahahahahahahaha

      “most private area”

    • Alice_NaA

      Edward must be sad the big poofy dresses are out. Otherwise he could have just lifted the skirt a bit, no extra visual stimulation to undermine his control. And we’d still get to see some ass.

    • JennB33

      She could have used a modesty sheet, didn’t Victorian women have sex covered by a sheet with just a hole cut out for the “man’s throbbing member”?
      Didn’t hurt the Victorians and their procreative efforts….

      • gizmo

        What?! Really?

        • Anonymous

          I remember reading about a special sexytimes nightgown (full-length, long sleeves, high-neck) with a lacy embroidered slit in the front. For real.

          • gizmo

            Oh god. Well, there’s lace. We humans are odd.

        • Anonymous

          I remember reading about a special sexytimes nightgown (full-length, long sleeves, high-neck) with a lacy embroidered slit in the front. For real.

      • Winni4eva

        OMG!!! seriously???? as in seriously???…that must’ve sucked…

    • TeamSeth

      I’ve never heard him described as “control-freak Edward”, but that’s the most precise description of him that I’ve heard to date.

      As for the Victorian era…where’s her corset?! I was hoping they’d channel a little bit Katherine from VampDi, but, well, I guess that’s a little too risque for such characters. Come on, Condon, you did Chicago for cryin’ out loud! Pop, squish, six, uh uh, Cicerone, lipshitz? Really? Nothing? SIGH.

  • toooldforthis

    You guys really didn’t picture their first time being “missionary”? Really? (Not that I thought about it….much. I don’t think about such things.)

    This is Edward we’re talking about. Victorian era, conservative, control-freak Edward. I’m surprised he didn’t make her keep her shirt on while they did it with the lights out so she didn’t see his “most private area”.

  • zzzKATEzzz

    Alright. I’m officially on board here. I saw this pic yesterday and just couldn’t wait for the fallout…. so normal…

    While its nice to see a tidbit and keep the interest peaked (giggle), I would rather have more or less. This pic is just so vanilla. I like vanilla, it happens to be my favorite flavor… of ice cream. Maybe this scene will never live up to our imaginations x years of anticipation, but I really hope its more than a little missionary huff and puff before Edward starts his period and swears off all things fun.

    • http://twitter.com/Obava Obava

      I’m not only laughing my ass off at your post, zzzKATEzzz, but I’m hooting loudly!!!

  • Nelle

    I do like that it’s The Pretty’s right profile. That IS his best side.

  • Robsessedgirl

    I’m sorry….I can’t get over the Renesmee/Jake pictures long enough to form a coherent thought. I saw the picture, I was all ZOMG ROB LOOKS SO HOT BUT IS THAT A SURPRISE NO IT ISN’T. I’m more excited about the new WFE still that came out. When reading the book, I thought they did the deed sitting holding each other…you know what I mean? Because Bella said something about “I only remember wanting him to hold me tighter, and being pleased when he did”. I can’t imagine they did it more than once the first night though…I think about this way too much. I was laughing pretty hard over “it’s not going to be like fanfic” stuff. and I was expecting it to be like MotU! DAMN! just kidding. I thought maybe Condon drunkenly read ff with Rob one night to get ideas for the sex scenes. it could’ve happened…

    • gizmo

      Damn. Imagine if they did the v-card loss recreation from MotU?
      Now that would be subversive, Mr. Bill.

      • Robsessedgirl

        oh my god IN MY DREAMS IT WOULD BE LIKE THAT. I’m obsessed with MotU and unashamed. granted, I do not want to see she who shall not be named naked more than I absolutely have to.

  • Stacey

    Aww…the picture is kind of romantic. But…

    You would think that old Emmett would give him some pointers. Some scandalous pointers that would shock and disturb poor Edward, which would make him stomp off in a hissy fit. That NEEDS to be in the movie. (Even if it wasn’t in the book. You can always use more Emmett) Didn’t someone (Lainey?) leak that they had Carlisle give Edward ‘the birds and the bees’ talk. I hope that’s true, because it would be fabulous!

    Also, if he didn’t want to ‘hurt’ Bella, wouldn’t Edward want her to be on top. You would think that Carlisle would think of that with his medical expertise. I am giving this WAY too much thought.

    Also, those Jacob and the DB (you can guess what that means) pictures creep me out. Except for the on with DB having Jacob on a leash. That is just hilarious! Of course, she’s aging rapidly, so Jacob probably won’t have to wait very long. Wait that’s creepy too! I have a young daughter and I can’t stop being just ugh. I mean I get why Stephenie wrote it, but still ugh.

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      Oh yes, please say that Carlisle will be giving Edward the birds and bees talk, plus some stuff by Emmett to steer him off course. Which reminded me of another little book with unsolicited sex tips for the virgin…
      ( finish Outlander, Stace!!… the birds and bees talk in that is funny and in that case the birds and bees are horses. So of course now I think of it as horsey style instead of doggie…. anyway)

      • Stacey

        I read that part last night! It was awesome! I think Jamie is my new Edward. That character is just sweet and brave. I am officially LOVING Outlander!

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          * Ducks head* I’d step on Edward’s head and knee Northman in the moonstones to get to Jamie.

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          * Ducks head* I’d step on Edward’s head and knee Northman in the moonstones to get to Jamie.

          • Stacey

            Yes! I might also be willing to push Damon into a puddle! *also ducks head*

          • TeamSeth

            I’ll be there to help him up and then let him shower at my place when you do. So, keep that head high.

        • Anonymous

          Ok, someone please tell me about Outlander

          • Anonymous

            Gah! I typed out something and it didn’t post. :( Here we go again:

            It’s only like the greatest book series ever!! It’s got everything in it: action, romance, time travel, other random spookiness, history, brief herbology lessons, torture, revenge. It’s difficult to classify by genre, but I’d say it’s mostly a historical fiction love story (NOT a trashy harlequin romance either) with some sci-fi/fantasy/folk-lore elements.
            It’s about a post-WWII married English nurse named Claire, who “falls” through time and finds herself in the mid-1700’s in Scotland where she is sort of forced, in order to survive, to marry a handsome, young highland warrior/Lord, Jamie. I swear every woman who reads these books falls head-over-heels in love with him. More main characters are added as the books progress and there is even a spin-off series on a supporting character, though I have not read them myself.
            There are currently 7 books, all of them huge and intricate (like all 4 Twilight books and then some in one book) and I think there might be 2 or 3 more books to come before it’s complete. It takes her like 3 years to write one book because she does a TON of research for them, and it shows. The author is Diana Gabaldon and the first book is called Outlander, although in the UK at least, it’s also known as Cross-stitch. #2 is Dragonfly in Amber, #3 Voyager, #4 Drums of Autumn, #5 Fiery Cross, #6 A Breath of Snow and Ashes, and #7 An Echo in the Bone.
            The last book just came out last year, so it will be another 2 at least before we get book #8 :( And she really left us hanging with that one, which she hadn’t really done before, so the wait sucks. But you should definitely read them!

          • Anonymous

            I think I remember reading about it on wiki last time somone brought it up. It’s on my list and I’ll let you know what I think after I read it. Thanks. I’m always looking for a good book to sink into. I haven’t read much before Twilight, but know take the time to so I have a lot of catching up to do.

          • TeamSeth

            As Cross-stitch? How clever!

  • SueG.

    UC: Question: when you thought about yourself as Bella, doing it with Edward for the first time, because you know you did, how did you envision it? Missionary? I know you save your doggy style fantasizing for your Jake fantasies..

    Lost my coffee on doggy style with Jake! I did expect Bella and Edward to be missionary the first time….weren’t we all?

  • Cazza

    Laughing so hard down here in Texas!!!! It’s like explaining the Twilight Saga to somebody who has never read the books. You tell them the main plot lines and then realize how stupid it all sounds…..I mean the imprinting really makes my skin crawl.

    I gotta say, the bedroom picture received approximately 25 comments on my FB page and yes, mostly sexually specific – Edward on top, Edward underneath, Edward from behind…..you get the picture?! I’ll take what I can get these days…….

    X

  • GoodgirlgonePlaid

    How did I miss this???
    You may be jaded ladies, but that’s still one fine breakdown. + 10
    Also those Jacob/Renesemmeme
    images are forever Burned into my retina. So thanks -200

  • Wendy

    Oh my God you are killin me with the pictures. I just made myself nauseous laughing so hard.

    I wasn’t underwhelmed when I saw THE BED pic…I kinda did a little (embarrassing) squee…but now after reading this, I am a little underwhelmed! You guys!! Hmmph.

    And now I will have creepy Jacob/Nessie images flashing through my brain all day.

    Hmmph.

    • Anonymous

      I felt the same way. I like how Bill is such a tease. You know there’s a lot more on film than this little sweet (but hot) picture, but he’s not going to give it to us (TWSS).

      And the Jacob/RenameMe fan art. What can you say about that? Maybe Bill should just give in and go for it and have all this creepy cheese in the movie. Those that like that stuff will love it, and those that don’t will be cringing anyway, so why not go over the top! It CAN’T EVER be tasteful, you know what I mean?

  • Stacey

    Poor Taylor. Do you think he knows that these pictures exist? I mean he already, I am sure, knows that the late night comedians are going to a field day with this when the second BD comes out. I think he prepared for that. But the fact that people took they time to…umm…lovingly… make these pictures of him and a toddler. Well, he’s a young man. I think he might be a bit, well not completely flattered by these.

    • TeamSeth

      At least there’s going to be another topic than his abs.

  • Anonymous

    I understand the underwhelmed feeling… but it’s all sweet and cuddly so I can’t be disappointed. And all the stuff that’ll actually be interesting will have to have the special effects guys deal with it… I don’t want to see any of that stuff until they’re REALLY done dealing with it!

    • Anonymous

      I’m with you. The pic looks sweet, which is what I really would expect, as we are talking cannon E&B here, not FF.

      • TeamSeth

        Canon E&B hehe LOVE IT! It’s like lit class :)

  • gizmo

    Missionary? Yawn. It’s been a long time since I read it, but it kind of stuck with me that they first do it in the water, standing up. Something about Edward doing some kind of research or something and finding that that would be the optimal setting for Bells to give it up. Am I imagining this?

    And really, what IS she doing to his chin? Not your average chin finger placement.

    • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

      I have seen a lot of comments about the zit popping. heh.

      I was pretty “whelmed”, though, because: jawline. Must Chew It. YUM.

      and yeah, I never could figure the Ocean Sex…but then the Pillow…IDK.

      Oh how I wish they would do it on Wolfskin, and then E would take a picture of it on his camera and text it to Jake all “SUCK IT!” eeehehehehe. hee.

    • love high

      You’re thinking fanfiction. Happens to me all the time. I’ve read so much of it that the lines between fanfiction and actual Twilight have blurred. Sometimes. I’m like yeah remember when Edward laid Bella on their science class lab table and… oh yeah, wait, never mind. JK! =)

      • gizmo

        Yea, I get confused all the time. But didn’t it fade to black sometime around the part when he pulled her deeper into the water? Or something like that? So I always figured they did it in the ocean. Something about the water being warm and him being cold so it evens it out bla bla bla… Oh, I don’t know. Could be FF.

        • love high

          It faded to sad, that’s what it did.
          Now that you mention the whole temperature explanation I really think that was Let Your Light Shine… right?

    • TeamSeth

      Wait, they have sex in the water? I really didn’t think they did… Imma have to reread.

      • gizmo

        Now I’m not sure. love high confused me. Get back to us when you reread.

        • TeamSeth

          I think we need to have a Breaking Dawn or FanFiction mythbusters post, specifically and only in regards to the honeymoon scene.

          • http://twitter.com/Obava Obava

            Moon & UC? Can you hear us? Let it be done! Wait, maybe we should get a working committee together made up of LTT fans and do it ourselves…

  • gizmo

    “Wake up Boyfriend!!!” FTW

  • http://www.adventuresintwilighting.com PrettySparklies

    HAHA! Our friday fun post today is a Yahoo Answers screenshot about the Jacob/Renesmee scenario.
    http://www.adventuresintwilighting.com/friday-fun-yahoo-answers-win

    I guess we’ve all got this situation on the brain.

    PS <3

    • Anonymous

      Lolz!! That’s hilarious!!

      Also just read your Twurban Dictionary and laughed and laughed at “Pegasus the Great.” Too funny!

      • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

        Glad you like! :D

        The man who is PTG cracks us up often. :D

        PS <3

  • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

    Am I the only one NOT creeped out by images of Taycob holding or snuggling a baby or him with a toddler? I just don’t see him as a pedobear. He’s protective of her like a big brother or a favorite uncle (not creepy uncle either!).

    Y’all are just twisted! I LOVE these images. Okay, except the weird one with Jacob on a leash.

    And UC…..you’re killin’ me, woman! Seriously?! The dragon penis AND the tuck in the same post? GAH!!!!

    • http://www.adventuresintwilighting.com PrettySparklies

      I don’t think of it as creepy either…but when I try explain it to anyone it just leads to creepy. It’s hard to put into words for someone that sees otherwise, especially if they’re not a parent. Then I just think, because of both of their hybrid-half vampire-half wolf/human it can evolve for them as their bloodline dictates without being creeptastic.

      • TeamSeth

        haha, I think you’d probably turn them from creeped out to thinking you’re insane when you talk about supe bloodlines. Or at least that’s what would happen to me. But I don’t see it as creepy either–i think it’s really well explained in the book what imprinting is, at all stages of life. Anyway, Renesmee doesn’t creep me out at all. I like her.

        • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

          Yeah, that’s why I said I think it ;) :P …really, I just try not to have the conversation at all…but we’re on the LTT comments and I can’t help myself today apparently. I love this place!

  • Anonymous

    There is no way I will ever see the imprinting as anything but hysterically funny and creepy. I’m going to have to leave the theatre at that moment to hide the laughter.

    From those fan pics, it appears many see imprinting as beautiful, holy even. Help us all!

    • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

      LOL…Laters, you must not be a parent. I probably would feel the same way, but I read the books the same month my son was born and I totally get imprinting. You would do anything, be anything for that person. I get it. Totally get it. He has zero romantic feelings for Nessie by the end of the book. Yeah, I do see it as beautiful and even holy. Maybe one day, you’ll be lucky enough to feel that way about a child.

      • Stacey

        I definitely understand why you feel the way you do, if you look at it in a purely zero romantic way. I tried to see it that way, but absolutely couldn’t. I have a little girl and my gut reaction was like Bella’s original thoughts. She was going to kill him. I understood those feeling clearly. If it was my daughter, you better believe I would have a shovel with his name on it. I don’t even want to think of my children EVER dating. I’ll deal with it when the time comes. Just want to keep her little and cute, playing with Barbies.

        Plus imprinting also leads to questions about choice. Which wasn’t that the idea of Eclipse? Bella had a choice. Nessie doesn’t. What if she wants to be with Nahuel? Will Jacob or Bella wag their finger at her and say, “No, No, little lady. You’ve been imprinted on.” Like an arranged marriage. The idea just leaves me a little disturbed.

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          shovel and gardening shears…snip snip (said by other Stacey with same aged daughter).

          I like the Jacob on a leash one, that’s funny.

          I like what you said about choice. It’s not fair that she’s already predestined for Jake. What if Renesmee isn’t into mutts? She may have an acute fondness for Jane.

          • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

            Don’t you two remember what Stephenie said about imprinting? It’s not that Nessie wouldn’t have a choice, but rather, why would she choose someone who isn’t her everything? When a wolf imprints, they become whatever she needs him to be at that point in her life. So, while Nessie’s little, he’ll be like a favorite friend, but when she grows up, he’ll be everything she wants and needs in a boyfriend/partner.

          • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

            Yeah, I guess I just look at it like they are destined to be together and that she won’t want anyone else. I think it’s explained in the book with the whole Leah/Sam situation. He imprinted on Emily and she could feel it. She just knew he was for her and there was no question at that point.

            I guess I don’t see the point in reading into it further. It’s all fantasy. Why screw up the story with real life, right?

          • Stacey

            It’s one of those things where I can see the pure intentions of what Stephenie meant for it, but then the other side of me just feels like no matter how you explain it you are basically putting it out there that some point that these two characters will be in a physical relationship. And one of these characters is an infant at this point and the other is 17, Bella’s natural reaction was completely on point. You don’t ever really want to think of your child as a grown up and there it is thrown in your face that your exboyfriend is going to be your future son-in-law. (Don’t get me started on that one!)

            Plus maybe imprinting is basically fate, but it would be better if Stephenie pushed the imprinting until the ‘girls’ were older. Much older. It wouldn’t be considered as creepy. There wouldn’t be the amount of jokes at it’s expense. I would say the same thing if Leah imprinted on a baby boy. It’s just the idea of babies and toddlers. Also, it seems as this imprinting was a last ditch effort to give Jacob a piece of Bella. I’m not the author, but the idea of Jacob and Leah who were both hurt by love, becoming something more always seemed like a great alternative.

            I love how these discussions get serious, then silly again in a respectful manner. We can have different viewpoints but remain friends. Yay LTT!

          • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

            I totally agree with you on the Bella having hte right to get mad, but of course! :D oh and on how it would have been less creeptastic if Stephenie had them wait to imprint until they were older.

            Not to get in a breakdown of the lore, but I think that Jacob could never be with Leah because she won’t be able to pass on the line. I feel like it’s implied that since only guys can become wolves that she’s probably can’t reproduce or has internal male reproductive organs hence her being a wolf. Too far?

            I’m just having fun with this conversation. I love that we can have different viewpoints too.

            *hugs*

          • TeamSeth

            No, I disagree. I think Leah has this flip out moment that that’s why Sam wouldn’t imprint on her because she had the gene. But I don’t think that means she can’t reproduce. They can stop being wolves if they try (though she’s such an emotional roller coaster it might be a while before she can control it that much), and they’ve all already reached full maturity in becoming a wolf. So, if she goes into human mode, she could easily reproduce. Whether or not she can with a wolf is a different question, and one that’s left open ended by SM. And whether or not she can go from human preggers into wolf mode preggers, I don’t know. Would the baby be a little puppy fetus then? Regardless, it seems like Leah gets the short end of the stick on all accounts. Poor thing.

          • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

            Thanks for overthinking with me. :D Makes me want to re-read them once again, but I just got done reading WFE and now I just started The Hunger Games. :D

          • Anonymous

            Loved the Hunger Game series and plan to read again, but need to read some new books first. Tell me what you think

          • Anonymous

            So I guess I missed something (which happens when you only read the books once), but I have always been under the impression that imprinting was a two-way street. I thought if a wolf imprinted on someone, that person in-turn imprinted on them. But I guess I’m wrong?

          • TeamSeth

            It’s just a one-way street. A benefit (or curse) of the shapeshifter gene is that you imprint. No one’s certain if all of them imprint or not, but it’s definitely only them imprinting. The imprintee is just along for the ride (ahem).

          • Anonymous

            So I guess I missed something (which happens when you only read the books once), but I have always been under the impression that imprinting was a two-way street. I thought if a wolf imprinted on someone, that person in-turn imprinted on them. But I guess I’m wrong?

          • Stacey

            It’s one of those things where I can see the pure intentions of what Stephenie meant for it, but then the other side of me just feels like no matter how you explain it you are basically putting it out there that some point that these two characters will be in a physical relationship. And one of these characters is an infant at this point and the other is 17, Bella’s natural reaction was completely on point. You don’t ever really want to think of your child as a grown up and there it is thrown in your face that your exboyfriend is going to be your future son-in-law. (Don’t get me started on that one!)

            Plus maybe imprinting is basically fate, but it would be better if Stephenie pushed the imprinting until the ‘girls’ were older. Much older. It wouldn’t be considered as creepy. There wouldn’t be the amount of jokes at it’s expense. I would say the same thing if Leah imprinted on a baby boy. It’s just the idea of babies and toddlers. Also, it seems as this imprinting was a last ditch effort to give Jacob a piece of Bella. I’m not the author, but the idea of Jacob and Leah who were both hurt by love, becoming something more always seemed like a great alternative.

            I love how these discussions get serious, then silly again in a respectful manner. We can have different viewpoints but remain friends. Yay LTT!

          • http://twitter.com/Obava Obava

            SWD- there *is* no homosexuality in SMeyer’s Twi-world. Sadly.

        • Anonymous

          I think Nessie has a choice, but like Jacob explained about Emily and Quil’s Claire, they are adored and treated with such adoration, it would be hard to resist. It still sounds like they have no choice though since you never hear of anyone turning away once you are imprinted on. In nature, imprinted is not one sided, right. It’s more like two magnets pulled towards each other.

      • Anonymous

        I’ll try to say this carefully:
        I perceive that you are saying I’m somehow inferior or ignorant because I have not given birth. As a loving aunt who would quickly, gladly lay down my life for those children, I understand familial imprinting. It is that same love for them that would, as Stacey said, lead me to take a shovel to any adult man who tried to ‘imprint.’

        SM tried to make a good argument/explanation for imprinting…but it never worked for me.

        Please forgive me for being sensitive, but I think the Twi fan community does not understand/include adult woman who are childless. That is why I like it here on LTT/LTR–inclusiveness.

        • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

          I apologize. I wasn’t trying to attack you or imply that you’re inferior or ignorant – simply that I think it’s different when it’s your own child. I have a godson who is now 8 and until my own son was born, I couldn’t imagine loving another child as much as I loved my godson. It’s just….different and I can’t figure out a way to explain how it is.

          When I went back and re-read my comment, I could see how you could take it as an insult, but it wasn’t meant that way. Please don’t think that I look down on you because you don’t have kids. Growing up, some of my mentors were women who purposely chose to not have kids. I love them like they’re my aunts. I was simply trying to say that I remember feeling blissed out of my mind from my love for my newborn child and that love extended to anyone else who loved him too. By saying, “Maybe one day, you’ll be lucky enough to feel that way about a child,” I was extending a heartfelt wish that you could know what I was talking about.

          Maybe, as Stacey suggested, if I had a girl, I’d feel differently, but I doubt it.

          I also love that we can have civil discussions here on LTT/LTR. I’m sorry my reply to you didn’t come across that way.

          • JennB33

            VERY NICE civility, ladies!! :)

          • Anonymous

            No hard feelings? I hope not. Civility is good, very good.

          • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

            None at all. I tend to say things in a way that rubs people wrong. I’m used to apologizing for my gaffes.

            *spits out shoe leather*

            Thank you for accepting my apology :)

          • TeamSeth

            This whole thread makes me think of the Brendan Fraizer clap responding…like when JennB33 said her bit, I imagine her being a VO over the clap. I get giggle shakes every time I get back down to this part of the comments. <3 <3 <3

          • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

            LOL. I really wish I had *some* idea what the heck you’re talking about. I’m gonna have to google it.

          • Anonymous

            Ditto. I will look up those references tomorrow :)

          • TeamSeth
          • TeamSeth

            (and this is still making me laugh a day later — brendan frazier clap, you kill me! I love you so!)

  • http://twitter.com/chyygirl2000 sandra

    I haven’t read this whole post yet or the comments so this may be a repeat but….the fact that this picture is in EW and people are going gaga out about it is kinda creepy. Imma a bit 2nd hand embarrassed for R&K and the fandom in general

  • GeminiGypsy

    Haha, oh dear. This letter made me crack up! I think we’re going to be disappointed with the bed scene between Edward and Bella, because I actually imagined it in my head, whereas in the movie it’ll probably be more of a fade to black situation… Which is probably best in the end, because lots of young twi-hards will be watching it :P

  • Rob’s slow mo’ strut

    Oh my God! Why is JAcob naked in tat cartoonn pic while the baby is on his lap?

    *grabs brain bleach*

    • Rob’s slow mo’ strut

      *that cartoon pic WITH the baby on his lap. Ugh the manips messed up my grammar.

    • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

      LOL….Look closer….he’s wearing jorts.

      • Stacey

        Those are seriously like short, short jorts. Like those 80’s men running shorts. hee hee.

        • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

          Oh! Don’t get me started on creepy short short OP shorts and what can fall out of them! :O

          • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

            Oh dear God please don’t go there ;)

        • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

          All I can think of when you say that is when I was 19 and worked at a law firm and one of our more *ahem* eccentric clients was an overweight man in his 70’s who exuded creepy old man vibes. He came into our office on a Saturday wearing nothing but a pair of Speedo swim trunks.

          *shudder*

          • TeamSeth

            Oh, why’d you have to remind me of my days lifeguarding at Disney!

  • http://twitter.com/KatieShh Katie

    EW!!!! Hate you now.

    I wasn’t UNhappy with the photo. Granted, I still have to put a picture of my face over hers to enjoy it. #Normal.

    So, anyone else wondering why he wasn’t sparkling with all that majestic sunlight pouring through the room? Would it be too unintentionally funny? Anyone read filmdrunks’ take on it? HILARIOUS!
    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/pictures-of-edward-bella-having-sex

    • gizmo

      You’re right! Where are the sparkles?! Bill Condon fail.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, that WAS hilarious!

    • Anonymous

      Haha, I wondered the same thing! Where are the sparklies?

    • TeamSeth

      My guess is the sparkles are in CGI.

  • Michelle

    Okay, so honestly the pic made me fan-girl out. SOOOO romantic to me and completely “Edward”…I swooned hardcore…and then…got a bit creeped out seeing Rob and Kristen nekkid on top of each other. ACK. Ruined my Edward moment dang it. As for the Jacob pics…most are gross but I think the one of him sleeping is quite cute. ;) Yes, call me weird…
    This got me excited again for BD. I was kinda feeling “eehhhh” about it for a few weeks. YAY for “bringing back that lovin’ feeling”

  • shinegirl

    The main question I have about the lovin’ pic….why does Bella’s neck look like Zoe’s mangled, messed up neck from Pet Sematary? “NEVER GET OUT OF BED AGAIN!!!”

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      Aghhhhh!!! Curse you for bringing up Pet Semetary’s freak o-tha-freakiest Zelda. I still have nightmares, 20 years later.

      • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

        Every time I hear the name, Gabe, I think of that kid.

  • adrienne

    “Anyway- good luck not creeping us out Bill!” – word

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  • JennB33

    This is awesomesauce with a side of hilarious. The Renesmee & Jake fan art is killing me. I still hate the name Renesmee.
    As for me, any way with Robward is just fine with me. I imagine doggy style would be some nice freaky fun with him… :)

  • luvedwardlongtime

    Somehow I managed to be the only person in the fandom who didn’t hear about this photo before it came out. I must admit that I had a gasp when I saw it! Come on ladies, have positive thoughts, maybe this scene will be screamtastic!

  • TwilightCat

    Does anyone else think that Kristen looks asleep/bored in this photo? That’s frankly what has left me feeling underwhelmed. I understand that everyone has their own way of expressing pleasure; I was just hoping that, for once, Kristen would be more, well, expressive.

    • JennB33

      That would imply, though, that she can act. Perhaps the still is just catching her mid-eye flutter, that’s her version, right?

    • gizmo

      Hahahaha My mind went straight to the gutter when I read this. As in, Edward’s creepy stalker tendencies naturally progressed once they got married. From watching her sleep…

      • Stacey

        Of course, when she becomes a vampire he can watch her, watch him, watch her not sleep. It will ruin his stalker pasttime. It also is kind of a tongue twister. Say that 10 times fast!

      • TwilightCat

        That’s too funny/creepy! I hadn’t thought of the picture that way. Maybe this is what Bill Condon means by “subverting it a little and surprising” us. Maybe in BD the movie, Bella passes out after hours of dancing in the streets of Rio. Maybe she’s drank a little too much wine. Then, while she’s unconscious, maybe Edward, er, slips it in. Maybe Kristen is actually displaying exactly the right amount of emotion and energy (for once) in this scene — that of a passed-out drunk girl. Or maybe it’s just a shot of the same old KStew school of acting — gasp, blink, bite lip, play with hair.

        • Stacey

          When I read your comment all I could think was Bella passed out and Edward, being Edward just lays there and sniffs her hair. You know how much he loves the strawberry shampoo. It’s better than…well you know.

          • TwilightCat

            Hee hee! You’re probably right. Edward would never be forward enough to lose his v-card with Bella while she was passed out, even on their honeymoon. I must have fanfic on the brain. ;)

          • gizmo

            Which one to be specific?

          • TwilightCat

            I guess the one in my imagination. ;) I haven’t read one exactly like that, where Edward ravishes Bella after she’s fallen asleep (pleasures himself on her while she’s unconscious, yes), but I’m sure that they’re out there.

          • Anonymous

            Grasping Darkness

    • TeamSeth

      I felt that she was in post-orgasm bliss and into sleepy mode…

      • TwilightCat

        Maybe that’s it. … Though shouldn’t she be covered in feathers if this is a post-orgasm picture? I thought Edward bit the pillow while they were doing it. Or maybe it’s a post-orgasm picture from round 2, and we just can’t see the broken headboard. :)

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/CoraleComics?feature=mhum#p/f/5/rPmW58Bv7kg LegHitchThis

          Shiz. Idk what this picture is. Is it the morning after or before?! All I know is that they’re in bed. They most likely did it, so mission accomplished!
          I just need to see it in action to see how this whole thing plays out.

  • cosi bella

    Personally I find this scene in the book more disturbing than the imprinting. cos Bella gets all bruised up and hurt I think that’s horrible and spoils for me any romantic side to it. Bella really irritates me that she couldn’t wait. and I feel sorry for edward that he was manipulated/pressured by bella into doing this before she was a vampire when he KNEW it wasn’t a good idea.

    I thought I read at Lainey Gossip that there’s some hot high speed vamp on vamp sex between them too?

    The imprinting I ‘get’. I think it’s sweet. (But In order to to feel that way you have to totally ‘believe’ that Jacob’s feelings are 100% Non-romantic. And I do.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve avoided all the stuff related to TwiSaga because normally have no nice comment to writing down.

    But the pictures of Jacob / Nessy, as deplorable as possible, only lead me thinking of one expression – TWITRASH.

  • cosi bella

    And another thing about the human/vamp coupling…

    After seeing what the vampires looked like inside when they got their heads snapped off (i saw concrete) and then on a sunny day I noticed the sidewalk sparkling in the sun and I thought: twilight vampires made from sparkly concrete.

    so now all I can picture is soft human flesh meets concrete penis. no no no. prefer hot vamp on vamp sex any day.

    Some definite Fnart in the Jacob/Renesme pics. But dear lord Taylor is so damn perfect physically (my type) so I’m finding it difficult to get beyond that.

    for me Robs personality + Taylor’s looks = perfect man. *sigh*

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      But then if you’re going there…. you have to think cement junk and stone lady bits… the sound of that! Jackhammering the sidewalk.

      • cosi bella

        haha! s’ok at least in vamp on vamp mode they’re on equal terms. But love the jackhammer visual. sound effects too?

      • Anonymous

        Have you ever used a mortar and pestle to grind spices?

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          LOL!!!!!!!!!!Oh good hell. #taintedkitchenutencils.
          http://www.cheftools.com/images/06-1003.jpg

          • Anonymous

            Thanks for the visual.

          • gizmo

            I’ll never look at a mortar and pestle the same again.

        • cosi bella

          lol. So I’m getting real strong audio effects here of Jackhammer sound alternatinbg with pestle grinding (yes I have one for grinding curry spices so I can totally ‘hear’ the sound)

          I somehow don’t think Condon will consider audio dubbing the vamp on vamp sex scenes with
          ****
          rapid-fire*hammer, hammer, hammer x 100)
          pestle grind, pestle grind
          Hammer, hammer hammer
          …..pestle, hammer,pestle
          *****
          ….oh but it would be so hilarious if he did.

      • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

        ^^ That is EXACTLY what I think every single time.

  • Reeceev13

    You all kill me!!

    Now that I have no choice but to think about where else and how are they going to do it ? The water? Ever tried it ? Experience and practice is required plus I can’t imagine salt water being fun for the 1st time !! The beach? HELLS to the NO sand is EVIL it gets EVERYWHERE. With Eddy’s super Vampy pushing power poor Bells would have an instant IUD if not a total sand-pon. Even Vampy super sperm ain’t getting past that !! Rennsawhatever wouldn’t stand a chance and you didn’t read anywhere that part of ol Ed’s “keep Bella busy plan” involved picking sand out of her
    cootch nope in fact she was begging for more ( which don’t know about you all but after my first time I wasn’t the one begging for it more like get that monster away from me!!) I digress Bella’s ” Most special and sacred parts” clearly show no signs of a beach balling burn sand sex i’s out! I think given Ed being all “old school” and the backseat of the Volvo isnt handy logically we’re left with good old bedroom missionary position. Like someone said earlier he’s a control freak. Horny Bella just might loose it the minute she sees his super sized sparkly seman slinger do a half gainer vag first and kill herself. Oh the guilt!! He couldn’t let that happen now could he ?

    Suck on that Jacob LOVE IT!!

    The whole imprinting thing just EW !! Although would LURV to be a little fly on the wall the day they shoot that!! Let the teasing begin!! Poor Tay Tay !! Bet one or all cast members are dry humping something if not each other off camera (I know I would be !) Try acting around THAT Wolfie boy !!

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      YOU killed me with sand-pon!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/UnashamdTwiWife Unashamed Twi-Wife

      OMG! You’re killing me between the sand-pon and Rennsawhatever. Can’t. Breathe.

    • zzzKATEzzz

      I hate sand! Nothing sexy about something gritty in every crack and crevice. Sandpon! Hilarious!

  • Anonymous

    “Wake up Boyfriend.”

  • Anonymous

    I pictured their first time missionary. He’s all freaked out about hurting her and keeping control. She won’t know if/when it’s too much for him and they both know he is better with exercising control over themselves… I’ve thought about this far too much, haven’t I?

    Ps; (OT) Minnesotan fish out of her 10,000 lake water. Texans, I am heeeerrree.

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      Wow, missionary is really getting a bad wrap. Poor little position, where’s the love for a classic?

      And did you guys really mention Kellen giving Jaccob “his tip”?
      ;)

      • Anonymous

        Oh no! I’m not dissing missionary. Not one bit. I’m just saying that’s the position I figured transpired that first night is all.

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          I’m sorry TJE, my comment was meant to go in the general section rather than as a reply. I know you weren’t dissing missionary.
          I pictured it too. I mean, who is doing reverse cowgirl their first time at the rodeo?? Definitely not Bella.

          • TeamSeth

            Alice didn’t pack a bolo tie for her?

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      Wow, missionary is really getting a bad wrap. Poor little position, where’s the love for a classic?

      And did you guys really mention Kellen giving Jaccob “his tip”?
      ;)

  • Sakes

    I’m sorry but i nvr thought of bella’s first time(by the way is it edward’s first time too?? the book never really explained it) in a missionary position. An i dont think edward is all tradition, and control freak. i think he completely lost control and ravished her, hence all the bruise on EVERY part of her body, that can’t happen in missionary, pillow biting, headboard breaking, lingerie ripping, rushing into bedrooms at in human velocity etc No i dont think edward was conservative at all. I too, imagined them doing it in the water first too. Werent they already naked in this scene i couldnt picture them walking back to the house naked then getting into the bed. Maybe the second rounds was in the bed. IDK. And please Bill, put the bear skin rug in the scene where bella said they just werent gonna make it to the bed, at their cottage, swoon, hot.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, it’s Edward’s first time, too. He’s all moral and such, even back in the day.

      • TeamSeth

        Speaking of, I couldn’t read about Lord Masen last night because my mother called about the wedding for 1hr and 49min. Don’t these people understand I need my 1800s!!!!!

  • niahid

    OMG. Jacob and what’s her name pics crack me up. You guys are precious. really. Ed/Bel pic on the other hand, just ~meh~.Their expression’s nothing special.Eclipse Meadow scene was way hotter. Hope it’ll look better on big screen though.

  • niahid

    OMG. Jacob and what’s her name pics crack me up. You guys are precious. really. Ed/Bel pic on the other hand, just ~meh~.Their expression’s nothing special.Eclipse Meadow scene was way hotter. Hope it’ll look better on big screen though.

  • http://twitter.com/dweezymike Stefanie M

    Ever get the feeling we’re being watched? Like Summit’s own personal test group. “Do you like Pringles or Ruffles better?” “More Feathers, they say, MOOOORE FEATHERS!!!”

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/CoraleComics?feature=mhum#p/f/5/rPmW58Bv7kg LegHitchThis

      I agree. :9

  • Anonymous

    uh-oh.. i’m feeling the need to go down the ‘tweed serious’ path. there’s been so little leaks for BD and yet i still find myself ‘concerned’. the bed snapshot feels more like Rob and Kristen than Edward and Bella. i dunno.. it seems the more serious Rob and Kristen get in RL.. the less they seem comfortable with portraying the intimate emotions (depth of love, desire and passion) that Edward and Bella feel and express. clearly i don’t live the life of over-exposed celebrities trying to keep some sense of privacy.. but they are also professional actors.. and i might add ‘highly paid’ actors. so i’m really really really hoping Bill can help Rob and Kristen let their guard down and step (back) into the lives of Edward and Bella.. especially since that intimacy and deep connection are such an integral part of BD. they had it in TW (but that was ‘before’). and the story-lines for NM and E were able to absorb what felt like diluted or maybe suppressed on-screen chemistry. (here’s hoping Bill is a fellow LTT lurker.) okay taking tweed off now. cheers!

  • Reeceev13

    I know why the pic bugs me. It looks like a manip !! She looked like she’s been photoshopped into a WFE pick. Their hair does not help either his too short and not nearly messed up enough hers too perfectly messed almost airbrushed If that makes sense…

    The finger/chin thing Eh seems normal. Hubs has a butt-chin. Finger on jaw thumb on cleft shrug at times it’s been squeezed together and taken on it’s own persona even made funny voices/sang Not necessarily “those” times unless I was really really drunk and even then I won’t admit it !

    Maybe they caught her in a bored moment and she had his chin singing sex on fire or aya arreiba rrreiba Rico Suave I think we found the real reason for the beard !! Two birds one stone !!

    • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

      HAHAHA! @ the chin talk!

    • Anonymous

      Please, please, put the singing chin in the movie!

    • gizmo

      Hahahahaha Wow.. Live and learn, folks…

  • Stacey

    I just found out that Rob is presenting at the Golden Globes. This makes me wonder if, since it’s not Queen Latifah, if Ricky Gervais is going to make fun of imprinting or feathers? It would most definitely be hysterical.

    I do hope he wears a tux or suit this time!

    • Anonymous

      Did you see the interview where Rob said he’d would kiss Ricky Gervais under the mistletoe if he had a chance? I hope Ricky saw that and has some mistletoe handy at the GGs!

      • Stacey

        That would be the best thing ever! I have my DVR set for multiple viewings if that was to occur! I cannot wait for Sunday!

    • TeamSeth

      I read this as Rob was hosting the GGs and I was a little concerned for, uh, heh, (brushes hand through hair), well, (stratches hair and blushes), everyone.

  • Anonymous

    Loved that Bill said he “spent a tremendous amount of time thinking about it.” HE’S ONE OF US!

    • Anonymous

      I bet Bill reads LTT.

  • Anonymous

    So after reading this hilarious post with all the ultra disturbing pics of Baby Freak Show & her Lovah, I fast-forwarded myself to midnight + 1 November 18th, and thought of how unbelievably awkward that whole deal’s gonna be. Kazillions of tweens, twimoms, boyfriends that were promised they’re gonna get some right after the credits roll, and us, the *normal* ones. I remember how awkward it was for me with the opening kiss scene of Eclipse sitting right in front of my 16 yo babysitter. Will I be able to handle the missionary bedroom scene, pillow biting, teeth ripping abdomens, BFS’s love connection?

    Yes, yes I will.

    • Anonymous

      Don’t think I’m gonna bring the hubby to this one- everytime I say “I’m cold” he gives me a stupid look and says. “Its a 108 degrees over here”

      Girls trip

      • cosi bella

        That’s so cute! (but if he really wants to get into it – shouldn’t he be saying “It’s a TOASTY 108 degrees over here” ??)

  • Anonymous

    So after reading this hilarious post with all the ultra disturbing pics of Baby Freak Show & her Lovah, I fast-forwarded myself to midnight + 1 November 18th, and thought of how unbelievably awkward that whole deal’s gonna be. Kazillions of tweens, twimoms, boyfriends that were promised they’re gonna get some right after the credits roll, and us, the *normal* ones. I remember how awkward it was for me with the opening kiss scene of Eclipse sitting right in front of my 16 yo babysitter. Will I be able to handle the missionary bedroom scene, pillow biting, teeth ripping abdomens, BFS’s love connection?

    Yes, yes I will.

  • kandnandb

    “and since they make a baby (SPOILER ALERT)…”
    LMAO! They made a baby? *gasp* NO WAY. I thought it was all a bad dream from eating a bag of Doritos before bed.

    “also isn’t missionary best for baby-making?”
    The best position for baby-making is any position you lie in while drunk off your ass & hoping the room stops spinning very very soon. I speak from experience.

    • Stacey

      OMG! You are hilarious, lady! That is all.

    • TwilightCat

      LMFAO! I think my lungs just had a seizure from laughing so hard!

    • TwilightCat

      LMFAO! I think my lungs just had a seizure from laughing so hard!

  • kandnandb

    “and since they make a baby (SPOILER ALERT)…”
    LMAO! They made a baby? *gasp* NO WAY. I thought it was all a bad dream from eating a bag of Doritos before bed.

    “also isn’t missionary best for baby-making?”
    The best position for baby-making is any position you lie in while drunk off your ass & hoping the room stops spinning very very soon. I speak from experience.

  • Reeceev13

    The singing butt-chin
    It sings !! It dances !! It even Necromances!!! And THAT is why I should been asleep 4 hours ago !!

  • natalie_MKH

    That last picture with that caption made me lol out loud. Great job (again) girls!!

  • http://twitter.com/Vanessamdn Vanessa Nobre be

    Have you seen the GIF??

  • MeMeMe

    Did no one notice the flesh-colored bodysuit on her? No? yeah, so much for hot and heavy scene filming…unless you count sweaty as ‘hot’ because of the full bodysuit.

    • Anonymous

      It looks like the leotard I had to wear underneath all my dance costumes

    • TeamSeth

      That explains the pet semetary neck people were mentioning before in the comments. (I think, because I actually had to stop watching that movie fairly soon into it because it scared the crap outta me)

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