75 (give or take) Reasons I may or may not be a Twihard

You might be a Twilight fan if... you've taken a photo like this

Dear LTT-ers,

We get the best emails from you guys, funny, cute, sad, sweet, touching, weird, head scratchers and down right, WTF’s in our inbox all the time and though we can’t always respond to every one we love them just the same, so when this email containing reasons you might be a Twilight addict came through our inbox courtesy of Em of M I thought I’d give it a whirl and see if I was truly a Twihard or just normal (aka the same). AAANNNDDD I just saw Blue Valentine and I’m still trying to process what the HALE I just saw so a list it is……………

A bunch of Reasons You Might Be a Twilight/Rob/Edward Addict: (edited for size)

1. You dream about Edward regularly. – Actually I don’t think I’ve EVER had an Edward or Twilight related dream which is weird considering how I talk about this stuff every day. Or maybe this IS all a dream! Ohhh Inception moment yall!

2. You dream about Rob regularly. – I can honestly say I think I’ve only ever had ONE dream with Rob in it and TomStu was there too. I’ll let you take that however you want to.

3. You always order mushroom ravioli every time you go to Olive Garden. – The “Tour of Italy” and the unlimited Soup, Salad and Breaksticks just like Big Daddy would, aka the 15.95 colonic.

4. You wear t-shirts with Edward’s face on it. - As the blog Gods and you all are my witnesses I have and will NEVER wear Edward’d face across my boobs. Now Jasper and/or Jacob on a motorcycle, as a joke……. MAYBE.

You might be a Twilight fan if... you own any of this shiz (all of it!)

5. All your usernames and passwords are Twilight-related. – That might explained why we were hacked a few months back. The bored hackers in Eastern Europe knew our love of Edward and obviously guessed our passwords were cu11enluvr108 and 3dwardanth0nymasenb3s4f3.

6. You regularly quote the books and movies. – If “Be Safe,” “They’re not bears,” “Let’s do this,” and “Purple’s cool” is quoting the movies then YES, a big yes.

7. You are used to the strange looks you get when you quote the books and movies in public. - I write a blog about Twilight if someone thinks me saying “Be Safe” is weird, they are in for a BIG surprise.

8. You draw pictures of Edward when you should be paying attention in class. – Well seeing as I’m an adult I draw them on my grocery shopping list and in the margins of the internet bill.

9. You start using words like chagrin, murmur, and dazzle all the time. – You forget my favorites: glower, irrevocably, and Renesmee.

You might be a Twilight fan if... you know who these guys are

10. You visit your favorite bookmarked Twi-sites at least once a day, but you’re usually online all day, waiting for updates. - I should probably erase my browsing history on my work computer if I want to keep my job… but maybe it’s my silent plea for help or maybe I just want to be fired for “Twilight related offenses.” Let’s see which one the unemployment secretary believes.

12. You’ve named pets or inanimate objects after Edward, Rob or other characters from the series. – Our beta fish is named Napoleon and we tell him to “come get some ham” when we throw the pellets in his bowl. I have boundaries people!

13. You’ve named your children after Edward, Rob or one of the other characters from the series. - No but it’s one of the stipulations I put on  my match.com profile. And yet I haven’t gotten any responses…. curious.

14. Whenever you meet someone from Arizona, you ask them, “How you likin’ da rain, girl?” – No but my MOM said that to me one time when I went home (to AZ) for a visit. TRUE STORY!

15. You think ‘Spider-monkey’ is a great pet-name for your significant other. – I could punch whoever wrote that line.

16. You bought a bracelet or a ring just like Bella’s (and not the fugly engagement ring, the other one she wears on her index finger) and wear them proudly. – Do they sell this at Hot Topic or should I wait till the next TwiCon rolls through town?

17. You carry a copy of one of the books wherever you go, and you bring the whole set with you when you go on vacation. – I’d like to get laid in the next decade, thanks.

18. You’ve made a personalized license plate out of Rob’s or Edward’s names. – Yup: AKL-3295 is totally code for something Rob/Edward related.

20. You wrote a serious paper for class about the series. – I write a blog called Letters to Twilight EVERY DAY (sorta) does that count?

You might be a Twilight fan if... you're in this picture

21. You fantasize that Rob and/or Edward is in love with you. - Wait, is this is a bad thing?

22. You practice your ‘dazzling’ look in the mirror. – I’m doing it right now, can you see?

23. You’ve spent long hours wondering about what Jacob and Renes-whatever’s children are going to look like. -I spent hours trying to figure out how to spell her name.

25. You’ve made jorts from a pair of jeans. - I do live in Hipsterville area of Los Angeles, DUH. This is a requirement upon moving into this neighborhood: jorts, weird facial hair, no bra, smokes a pack a day, rides a fixie and listens to bands no one’s ever heard of.

26. You act out scenes from the books with your friends, significant other, and stuffed animals (if they’re needed for those loads and loads of extra characters in Breaking Dawn.) – Only on my LARPing weekends. I’m Celeste Donavon from the Port Charles coven.

29. You hope to run into Cougar Cathy whenever you go to TGIFridays. – I live for this possibility… and the hope that maybe she’ll give me Jamaican vacation braids while showing me THE AUDITION tape on repeat.

30. You hope to run into Big Daddy Lautner whenever you go to Olive Garden. – See above only this time I hope he gives me a big bear hug and teaches me the finer points of choosing which sauce and pasta combo on the Endless Pasta bowl menu item leaves the most room for dessert.

31. You have multiple sets of the books and multiple versions of the movies. – Obviously everyone needs a “loaner” set. DUH.

You might be a Twilight fan if... you've made something like this

33. You read the books that Stephenie says inspired her when writing: for Twilight, Pride and Prejudice, for New Moon, Romeo and Juliet, for Eclipse, Wuthering Heights, and for Breaking Dawn, The Merchant of Venice and Midsummer Night’s Dream. – Yes, it’s called required reading in high school and college lit classes.

34. You cried when Buttcrack Santa died in Twilight. – I sobbed.

35. Every time you have a dream, you try to write a best-selling, teen-sensation, multi-million-dollar story based off of it. – Your lips to God’s (or Little Brown’s) ears…

36. You’ve attended Comic Con just because Rob was going to be there. - I used to attend for work, now I just use work as a cover for my real motives: losing my hearing to 50 year old women screaming out “ROB  show me your sparklepeen!”

39. You like for your significant other to hitch your leg whenever you two are gettin’ cozy. – Yea, it’s weird when Rob asks me to stop requesting that move though. Kinda kills the mood.

41. Your diet consists mostly of Heineken and Hot Pockets. – More like Diet Coke and Twilight conversations hearts and Sky chocolate bars with the Cullen crest on them.

So, I guess you could say I’m sort of a Twilight fan from the facts listed above. I mean you haven’t really lived until you’ve photoshopped some actors head on a dude in a drive through window or coming out of a porta potty or on a dude with a mullet. And you also haven’t lived till you’ve eaten your weight in nasty conversation hearts while quoting the Twilight movies with the girl you blog about Twilight with… I mean yea, I’m sort of a fan…. maybe.

Ok, I’m a fan, you caught me.
Themoonisdown

It’s funny how we can simultaneously say yes and HALE no to the same question about whether we’re a fan or not. Any you would like to add? Throw ‘em in the comments.

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  • Anonymous

    WTH? GREAT post and no comments??? Moon it was awesome! (Probably cause I have/will do most of the above) You did leave out a few tho..”Do you sleep with a Blanket Edward everynight?” “Do you have a life sized Edward hidden somewhere in your home and YOU didn’t buy it?” “You pretend that the reason your freezing is not b/c its on -3 outside but that your cuddling w/Eddie” I better stop now as I am embarrassing myself! Happy Monday everyone!! Hugs!

    • MariaCecilia

      Oh, so that’s why I love cold showers in the morning!? It all makes sense to me now… :-)

    • Anonymous

      hahahaha! My comment is also Blanket Eddie related – I guess I’m a TwiFan in that I actually own a Blanket Edward – HOWEVER – I did not purchase it for myself. My sister just wanted to make fun of me.

      p.s. It IS cold today, isn’t it, Cyndi?!

      p.p.s. Chapter Eighteen up today – http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6369019/1/Wrenfield_Hall

      • Stacey

        Another fabulous chapter! I was very impressed, lady!

        • Anonymous

          Thank yoooooouuuuu!! :)

      • Anonymous

        Can’t wait to read it!

        (By the way, I wanted to pm you last night after I saw the latest installment of Downton Abbey, because I have no one in RL I could squee with over poor, hot, Mr. Pamuk. Had to google to see who the actor was (Theo James). Oh no, possible Rob replacement in my fangirl universe?!!)

        • Anonymous

          Believe it or not, I actually DID NOT WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY last night. I was, in fact, writing – that’s how much I love you guys/my story. I have it on the DVR and I cannot wait until 7:31 tonight when I shut the last kiddo’s bedroom door so I can watch it in peace. Can’t wait!!

          • TeamSeth

            aw me neither! Bob wanted to watch the soccer game.

          • TeamSeth

            Er, Mr. Seth… “let’s just call him Bob” that is.

        • TeamSeth

          hooray for mr. pamuk! mmmm Though he wasn’t a particularly kind character…

          • Anonymous

            Somehow his evil ways hardly registered for me.

          • TeamSeth

            That’s because you wanted them to show mary having sex with him! TURKISH SPARKLEPEEN!

      • TeamSeth

        Squee! Can’t wait to get home!

      • Anonymous

        Hey do we have matching Blankie’s??? Actually I now have 2!! Neither of which I bought, but one in particular I treasure b/c it came from two very special people!! Life-sized Edward had to be moved b/c he kept scaring the crap out of me and the dogs were always barking at him lol! Can’t WAIT to read your story!! It has given me countless hours of enjoyment! Your a GREAT author!!! (You would have lol if you had seen me the other day out in my backyard in shorts/Twilight tee and barefoot!! Long story)
        Hope your feeling well, trying to make something for your baby, will keep you posted! xo

        • Anonymous

          Tried to reply earlier but Disqus sometimes hates me.

          My blanket is fleece with an enormous brooding Edward head on it with some embarrassing quote about how he can’t live without Bella or something. My poor little boy is currently sleeping with him as he needed an extra blanket in the cold weather and it was the first one I grabbed out of the closet. He’s only two but actually called the blanket “spooky.” Smart kid.

          I can’t believe you’re making something for the baby! I love that!! First babies get all the good gifts – by the time the fifth one rolls around, the poor thing doesn’t get anything new! I’m so looking forward to it. :)

      • Anonymous

        I just finished all 18 chapters. I enjoyed it very much. I was kind of rushing to finish the last chapter so my coworker didn’t think I was a total recluse during our business trip. There is more to come, right?

        • Anonymous

          Yes, more to come! Glad you liked it!

    • Stacey

      Hi Cyn!!!!! I though Connecticut was cold!

      • Anonymous

        HI!! Yes its unbearable!! I can’t even imagine how Bella could cunoodle w/Eddie when I am chilled to the bone in a heated house!! Now -5 and falling!! I am going into hibernation!! xo

        • ChillinWithCullens

          Hale yah, it’s -10 here in NY ….

    • TeamSeth

      Hey Cyn!!! That is super duper cold. I couldn’t handle that kind of weather. I’m cold just thinking about it! Hm…maybe that means Felix or Demitri is around ;)

      • Anonymous

        Hey TS missing you so! Yes I think I have stepped into the whole damn Volturi chamber..its now -5 and falling..snow storm tommorow too..lets catch up soon! xo

  • http://twitter.com/inessathesky Andreia Santos

    I’m guess I’m not a fan! Yuppii! No more shame for me;)

  • MariaCecilia

    Thank you for yet another soul-searching round of Analyze this! I’m divided..I FEEL like a Twihard but I am totally in the closet about it still, since I have no awesome friends like you lot nearby. I have my own secret (or not so secret) little signs. I figure that the day I run into Rob he will interpret them and realize that I am the TRUE love of his life. (Because guys are normally so good at understanding female non-verbal communication skills, right?)

    I would probably NOT get an Edward cut-out or put up any of my Twilight posters, but I do have an Eclipse calendar up in my bedroom. On my side of the bed. And keep the door closed at all times. Oooohh, I am SO SITC! (Still In The Closet).

  • MariaCecilia

    Thank you for yet another soul-searching round of Analyze this! I’m divided..I FEEL like a Twihard but I am totally in the closet about it still, since I have no awesome friends like you lot nearby. I have my own secret (or not so secret) little signs. I figure that the day I run into Rob he will interpret them and realize that I am the TRUE love of his life. (Because guys are normally so good at understanding female non-verbal communication skills, right?)

    I would probably NOT get an Edward cut-out or put up any of my Twilight posters, but I do have an Eclipse calendar up in my bedroom. On my side of the bed. And keep the door closed at all times. Oooohh, I am SO SITC! (Still In The Closet).

  • MariaCecilia

    Thank you for yet another soul-searching round of Analyze this! I’m divided..I FEEL like a Twihard but I am totally in the closet about it still, since I have no awesome friends like you lot nearby. I have my own secret (or not so secret) little signs. I figure that the day I run into Rob he will interpret them and realize that I am the TRUE love of his life. (Because guys are normally so good at understanding female non-verbal communication skills, right?)

    I would probably NOT get an Edward cut-out or put up any of my Twilight posters, but I do have an Eclipse calendar up in my bedroom. On my side of the bed. And keep the door closed at all times. Oooohh, I am SO SITC! (Still In The Closet).

  • MariaCecilia

    Thank you for yet another soul-searching round of Analyze this! I’m divided..I FEEL like a Twihard but I am totally in the closet about it still, since I have no awesome friends like you lot nearby. I have my own secret (or not so secret) little signs. I figure that the day I run into Rob he will interpret them and realize that I am the TRUE love of his life. (Because guys are normally so good at understanding female non-verbal communication skills, right?)

    I would probably NOT get an Edward cut-out or put up any of my Twilight posters, but I do have an Eclipse calendar up in my bedroom. On my side of the bed. And keep the door closed at all times. Oooohh, I am SO SITC! (Still In The Closet).

  • Anonymous

    hmmm, apparently I’m not *that* big of a fan after all ….

    NICE!!!

    No seriously, someone needs to tell the writers of these silly quizes that there are more to us *normal* fans than all that delusional psycho-ness possessed by 14 year old girls and desperate middle aged moms!

  • drsaka

    Dear Moon- great answers to the quiz questions.

    You bring up a scary point: will HR departments start writing in rules for termination parameters of -fired for “Twilight related offenses”. If so, YIKES! I might be in trouble!

  • Cazza

    I was *oh lookie* there is Bobby and Phil! I am one of those sad peeps who has paid some ridiculous amount for a private party with said Bobby and Phil.

    You forgot Pocket Eddie! Yep, been there posing at various world landmarks with a 6 inch doll in hand. He has now been relegated to the bottom of my bag and never sees the light of day anymore.

    You plan your summer holiday according to where they have shot scenes from the Twilight Saga.

    X

  • Em of M

    You used my letter! Woot! Tbh, I had kinda forgotten that I’d sent that email until I got yours this morning! I like a lot of your reactions, too.

    • Anonymous

      Great letter Em of M!!

  • Tualatin TwiMom

    Wait a minute I am a fifty cough cough woman and I don’t recall screaming out that
    which you refer to…no. 36. Would I mortgage my house for one night with Rpatz? “Without a doubt!”

  • http://twitter.com/_Freya Freya

    Maybe you haven’t worn Edward’s face on your boobs, Moon, but you have worn JASPER’s face there. I think there’s photographic proof somewhere…

    • Anonymous

      I was thinking the exact same thing when I was reading that part!! LOL

    • Anonymous

      And maybe, Moon, you have leghitched the paper cutout of Edward and Jacob and there’s a photographic proof of that somewhere as well ;)

  • Anonymous

    39. You like for your significant other to hitch your leg whenever you two are gettin’ cozy. – Yea, it’s weird when Rob asks me to stop requesting that move though. Kinda kills the mood.

    Aww, man!! I was gonna ask him to bite the feather pillows! Better hold back!

  • Anonymous

    Yeeahh! We rule, I mean I do. You, I hate. Clearly.

  • Anonymous

    You know you’re a twilight fan when… you receive a bunch of twi-related gear for your birthday, even though none of it was on your list.
    Excellent answers Moon. At least we’re Normal. :)

    • Anonymous

      That happens to me as well – there is this one relative of mine who gets me a Twilight board game every holiday. First of all, I dislike board games. Secondly, no one I know in RL likes Twi, so I would have to play it by myself. (If I were inclined to do so in the first place)
      Thank goodness for being able to return things.

      • TeamSeth

        Aww… next time you should mail it to me! :)

        • Anonymous

          The next holiday is what? Valentine’s Day? So I suppose you can expect your package sometime after that point. ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Most excellent! Though my one twi friend here has the attention span of a 6 month old puppy

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RUFF5FRHUAWIYADJD4TE5RLUYE Amber

    So…um…who are those 2 dudes?

    • Anonymous

      Part of the BritPack, aka Rob’s musicaly inclined buddies – Bobby Long and Phil I have no idea what his last name is, or even who he is. I recognized Bobby, but got Phil from Cazza’s comment above.

      • Anonymous

        Is he Phil, Renee’s baseball-playing husband Phil? Maybe two seconds of screen time in Twilight?

        I did recognize Bobby Long. I’ve been to a Bobby Long show and have his CD, but I’m not sure if that makes me a Twi-hard or a Robsessor, which is different.

        • Anonymous

          It only makes you a Twi-hard if you listen b/c it makes you feel closer to Rob.

        • Anonymous

          Lol, good call!

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  • zzzKATEzzz

    I suppose I’m guilty of #13… after much debate, my husband and I settled on the first name of Garrett for our third child. Middle name was a toss up until a last minute hormonal shift in favor of Anthony. So, you could make the connection… but none of my friends or family are really into the series, so it seems relatively normal either way. I don’t even think my husband recognizes the reference (homage) despite the fact that he feels comfortable throwing around terms like second hand embarrassing.

    Frankly, other than having read and listened to all four books more times than I can count, I wad very much a closet casr until that fateful day SM drew LTT out of the hat and turned you all into my daily dose of Twilight. Now I sit flipping through Car and Driver magazine in the Dr.’s office giggling at the page with the Aston Martin Vantage (gorgeous, but there is just something about the Vanquish) knowing that I’m just a little obsessed… just a little.

  • Stacey

    Great letter, Em of m!

    Hey Moon, here’s some questions…if your SISTER bought you Edward New Moon Sweet Tarts and a very small Edward and Bella Eclipse Meadow pin (Some boutique in Baltimore makes them), does that make you a Twi hard? Cause you might be saving the box of sweet tarts and possibly wore the button…umm…as a joke. yeah…a joke.

    Or…if you have a tendency to call your small children ‘spidermonkey’ and ‘monkey man’ does that make you one?

    Or…if you met one of your closest friends on LTT and started a blog with her, does that?

    Or…if you had a dream of Robert Pattinson and your dad both wearing that god awful People’s Choice jacket and drinking lattes at Starbucks?

    Darn it.

    • Anonymous

      It makes you an awesomely “normal” one. ;)

  • TeamSeth

    I’ve had 1 Rob dream and 2 KStew dreams. Well, one of the dreams had both of them, so 1 KStew dream? Anyway, I ran into them on the corner in LA on my way to a party at Moon’s (yeah, seriously) and took them along. Then Rob asked me to run lines with him, and decided to put in a word for me with Slade. I woke up after he put Slade on the phone with me and he was all into me auditioning.

    The OTHER dream w/ just KStew was super awful and I cried. I was good friends with Matt Smith (Doctor Who) and had a long time crush on him. And then KStew started dating him and she hated me and was so mean to me and demeaning. Sigh. And I had to just watch Matt waste his time with her, and she would make out w/ him in front of me just to make me mad. *Sob* Ever since that dream I’ve had a vendetta against her…I keep it quiet though. What an awful dream. Need to focus on my recent Damon and Stefan dreams! :)

    • Stacey

      I had a new Rob dream that he was wearing last night’s fancy duds, but was in 1800’s Scotland with Johnathan Rhys Meyers, Dean from Supernatural and Kevin Kidd from Grey’s Anatomy, who were both wearing kilts. I couldn’t understand any of them, because I think it was gaelic. Then Rob shouts, “Ugh, Laddies. Dinna you think my tan jacket would clash with my tartan?”

      It was weird, but slightly awesome. Which also tells me I shouldn’t read and watch the GG’s at the same time.

      It was odd

      • TeamSeth

        That is odd. I need to start reading that series soon… well, you know what I mean. Anyway… I’m considering entering this YA writing contest, but the entries are due 1/31. I’m not sure I can whip something up that quick. SIGH. And they might, just might, think that a vampire story is trite…

        • Stacey

          All the kids, at least the female ones love the vampires! The young ones have a thing for vamps. (As do their moms. Hmm…) You are such an excellent writer! You should do it!!!!

      • Anonymous

        Odd, indeed, Stacey. Do you often dream of Scotland and people speaking in Gaelic?

        • Stacey

          Ever since SnowWhiteDrifted got me to read Outlander. I finally got obsessed with it. I have been reading it all weekend and imaging the cast of the movies. SnowWhiteDrifted already did, but when she wrote it I had no clue who she was talking about. It’s so good! The last time I was this Scotland obsessed was Monarch of the Glen.

          • TeamSeth

            Haha, I think once I read it, the last time I will have been that Scotland obsessed will be when I watched David Tennant’s Doctor’s Diaries. Mmm…tennant at 2am night shoots looking sexy in his glasses.

          • Anonymous

            I have Outlander on my list of “to read” if I ever stop reading only fanfic. Maybe I can get rid of one book obsession by replaceing it with another?

          • drsaka

            The whole series is pretty good!

          • drsaka

            The whole series is pretty good!

          • Stacey

            Trust me, once you read about Jamie…that’s one fantastic character. sigh. He’s like dashingly rugged brave. Plus, I really like the character of Claire.

          • Anonymous

            Outlander is on the top of my list. Will purchase it next month. I’ve been convinced by Luludee and others.

      • Anonymous

        Mmm, Scottish Rob. Me likey! And kilts are all kinds of HAWT.

        But I must disagree with SWD’s casting of him as Jamie on your blog. Kevin McKidd (don’t forget the Mc! He’s really Scottish!) is much closer to the Jamie in my head. Sorry Rob, but you are way too scrawny. Maybe a young Ian or someone else that I cannot name, but I think even those might be stretching it a bit. I don’t think I can picture Rob in the series at all. But I still like the idea of him in a kilt ;)

        Also

      • Anonymous

        Oh my! Why can’t I ever have dreams like that? I saw a restaurant while in Bama called Tilted Kilt. I wanted to go so bad, but didn’t get a chance. Then I got all excited imagining all male waiters in kilts. And if that wasn’t the dress code, it needs to be. I need to stop while I’m ahead

  • Anonymous

    If you look at that Jumping Rob manip, it seriously looks like poor Rob has been stripped of his outer garments by the pack of Twihard ladies and he’s just managed to get loose and is escaping in just his underwear.

    • Anonymous

      Ahahahaha!! That’s funny!!!

  • Tiffany

    wow according to this list Im totally not a twilight fan… I will say I recently took a photo with a cardboard cut out of Justin Beiber (as a joke…sort of) maybe i should really have a think about where my loyalties lie.

  • http://twitter.com/PrettySparklies Pretty Sparklies

    I am guilty of a few of those, but I wonder if the following makes me a twihard or just a 2nd hand embarrassing crazy twi-blog reader/writer:
    -constant interjections into normal conversation of “when UC (or Moon) said”
    -confusing people who understand a UC reference by using her real name instead
    -getting crazy excited and fangirling over meeting a fellow twilight blogger

    Just a few..hehe.

    PS

  • JustGoWithIt

    Re: Twihards
    I was introduced the word “Twihard” via Lainey Gossip, so that informed my definition of the term. I don’t think of myself as a Twihard because I wouldn’t be genuinely agree at someone who said/wrote negative/critical things about Twilight. I don’t think it is super serious or call it a lifestyle. If I saw Robert Pattinson walking down the street I would certainly be tempted to try to get him to pose for a picture with me if he looked like he was in a good mood, but I wouldn’t participate in any crazed cattle run to get near him.
    Twilight addict, yes, that fits. I’ve tried to quit without success. I’ve felt shame. I’ve alternated being out in the open about my addiction and trying to hide it (I know, when you alternate nobody is going to buy it when you say you’re not that into it). It’s all about the internet. You know when you go online, and you’re looking for something to do, and there is nothing? And you feel like jeez there should be something that is amusing for more than 30 second on this blasted thing. If you have a Twilight addiction there is pretty much endless material to search through read, endless Robsten pictures to look at and try and figure out if they are manips or not…you know.

    • JustGoWithIt

      angry, not agree. oops.

  • 3hboyshouse

    If you host Twilight themed Bunco’s does that make you a Twihard?
    I may or may not have decorated with posters that feature shirtless vamps and weres.

  • Anonymous

    How about if you had a dream that you flew out just for the day to hang with Moon and UC and a bunch of LTTers to plan Pillow Bite 2011 premier?

    Or how you ALMOST got to meet another LTTer in the flesh while traipsing around the country on vacation? (It was after 2am Luludee…. Well 1am your time. Didn’t even cross my mind that there would be a time change. We COULD have made the other city work :( #TJE Fail)

  • Anonymous

    Nice quiz! I liked how you were -almost- always honest. ;)

    The only thing that freaks me out about my own Twifanishness is that I actually do own (technically, though it’s been years since I’ve seen many of them) multiple sets of the books and movies. This is only because friends and inlaws will ask from time to time, rather covertly, if they can borrow a book/movie and I never, NEVER am given them back. I am used to this happening and now consider it a public service. (or is it disservice? Not sure these days…)

    I also love that you have your limits. I am also not into the naming of pet fish after Twilight characters.

    And finally…this post reminds me of the Twilight conversation hearts. Will they have them again this year? If so I must have them. Best AND worst(tasting) Twimerch ever.

  • Anonymous

    When its a cloudy/ rainy day/ night you hope he (rob/eddy) is waiting outside to take you somewhere

    • Anonymous

      Mostly rob, Tennessee is not conducive to vampire living… but Bobby has been here many times- he needs to brings his bff

  • Anonymous

    I must say, I’ve had several dreams about Rob. It had been a while, but the GGs last night brought him back to me. Are we having wild sex? Nope. We’re almost always having a nice conversation in my car as I drive him somewhere or chatting over a drink.
    I’m not sure what this means. Lack of imagination?

    • Anonymous

      Don’t worry Laters, he’s always cockblocking me in my dreams too! I forgot I had one last night!!! I was looking at a magazine with several pages of pics from the Globes. (too much internet time before bed)

    • TeamSeth

      Sigh. EVERY time I’m about to kiss a celebrity in my dreams, I suddenly remember I’m engaged. It’s the most frustrating thing ever. I’m just like “It’s a dream, just cheat on him, just write him out of the dream. PLEASE PLEASE!” Nope. Fail every single time. I’m so sorry Matt Smith, I try, really I do! You dump KStew yet? Yeah, that’s what I thought. We’ll talk again in 50 years after your next regeneration.

      • TeamSeth

        um… got a little ooc there. Sorry.

  • oh werd?

    i’ve recently jumped on the twilight fanfic wagon and this week have been printing it out to take to work with me, as (hopefully) a less conspicuous means of sneaking ed-n-bell into my boring day. does that count?

    i probably shouldn’t mention the cost of getting caught…

    • TeamSeth

      Print out is much better… I think it looks way more serious of work if it’s printed (because who prints now-a-days), plus it forces you to lean over and be really intense. Then people just leave you alone thinking “Whoa, she’s really into that document. I’m not gonna interrupt her. I’ll come back later.” PLUS no internet browser history! :)

      • JustGoWithIt

        I printed for the first time a few weeks ago. I’d do it again too, if I could find any fanfic that I was into. I haven’t been able to find any to commit to.

        • TeamSeth

          Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte It’s the only fanfic I’ve ever read, and I don’t think I’ll be able to top it, so it may be the last.

        • Anonymous

          I haven’t read much fanfic, but did read Wrenfield Hall, all 18 chapters in 2 days. Well, I had to. Now printing it out, that is a good idea. Unfortunately at my work you don’t get left alone just because you are reading something that looks important.

  • Kim

    I laughed out loud when I read number 15, I could seriously punch whoever wrote that line as well. I cringe everytime I hear the spider monkey quote. AHHH!!!

  • http://sweetinator88.wordpress.com/ sweetinator88

    does anyone else think of Twilight when they hear the words “It’s time” ??? lol

    • TeamSeth

      YES! But I also think of Lion King when Rafiki says “It is time.” at the end to adult Simba.

    • Anonymous

      No, but my non-twihard friend (we all have our faults) keeps saying ‘Let’s do this’ and it cracks me up. I wonder if she gets it from her other twihard friend and doesn’t know where it comes from? On my to-do list, meet that twihard friend and introduce her to the wonderful world of LTT. She’s going to need the therapy after her high school sweetheart/husband just told her he wants a divorce.

  • Anonymous

    How about when you see, often without looking, Twilight references everywhere and wonder if it was done on purpose, just for other fans? OR that you are indeed that person that makes covert references in your professional life for other people to see.

    Like just this morning I was reading an article about sexual harrassment. Not because I am suffering from it, but because it was one of the 5 slides on the MSN homepage and I am otherwise bored.
    And low and behold I see “Jane,” “Jasper,” and that the author is affiliated with something called “Muse2Muse.” She’s gotta be a fan, right? Right?!

    • TeamSeth

      Um, she’s totally a fan. You should email her and ask what her name on LTT is.

  • Anonymous

    If wanting to go on holiday to California (from across the oceans) to hang out at LA Olive Gardens on the chance of bumping into Big Daddy means I’m a Twihard, well then yes…yes I am.

    PS If anyone has a spare Jacob Eclipse pen…I’ll trade you a breadstick.

    • TeamSeth

      Um, I have an Eclipse Jacob keychain that I got complimentary from the South Africa theater I went to. Will that work? And how come they’re so much nicer in other countries than in the US? Free gift for going to a movie?! I want that here!

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