News Dump: A whole lotta Kristen Stewart with a LITTLE TomStu on the side

Needs more Garrett Hedlund

Dear LTT-ers,

There’s lots of little bits of Twilight and SORTA-we-wish-we-were-and-kinda-are related bits of news out there floating around. Since there’s nothing HUGE happening, like pictures of Renesmee and Jake’s first date or Edward giving Jacob the birds and the bees talks… oh those didn’t happen? Well in any case here’s a round up of what’s going on out there in the world of Twilight…

  • The Twitters are…uh… atwitter with talk of the stills released from Kristen’s upcoming movie On The Road. UC and I spent hours (read: minutes) discussing but we’ll let you *ahem* come *ahem* to your own conclusions about it CLICK IT! (Source)
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  • Indie actress Kristen Stewart in negotiations to play Snow White in Snow White and the Hunstman from art house studio Universal and supposedly turned down playing little known comic book icon Lois Lane in the Superman reboot being produced by another small studio called Warner Brother.

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Tom says something about Kristen in On the Road here. The real issue is that fact that TomStu looks teeeeeny tiny next to RACHEL BILSON. If Summer Roberts can make TomStu look small than homeboy needs like 5 more Hot Pockets.
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Was it awkward when someone from Ouch Magazine (wtf?) chased Chaske backstage after his performance at Chippendales and demanded he tell them what kind of women he was into while they filmed it with their cell phone camera?

Tons of Kristen for our Kristen fans and actual SET PICTURES!! See Summit, it’s not that hard, take a cue from On the Road!! I actually think at this point we have a better chance of Stephenie leaking some pictures she took with a disposable point-and-shoot camera from the corner 7/11 taken on her set visits than we do of seeing official ones. *sigh*

Another day, another random news item!
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Excited about On the Road but probably MORE excited for the insane twitter speculation about how jealous Rob is of those set pics and how Garrett Hedlund’s arm is around her. CONSPIRACY! And really WHAT is that outfit Chaske is wearing and WHY is there NO explanation about it? And do we all think I could fit TomStu in my handbag and carry him around like a lil chihuahua?

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store

  • http://twitter.com/minuit_passe minuit passé

    Someone also needs to tell TomStu how to hold a mic. I’ve seen one interview of the junket and have no idea what he said. Now we can understand why he’s skinny, I mean if he does the same with the Hot Pockets… dude, do you know where your mouth is?

  • Anonymous

    Yes, I’m sure Rob’s terribly jealous that an actor’s arm is around Kristen in a movie where he plays her husband. And she’s going ballistic about the WFE poster because his hand is sneaking South on Reese.
    Good grief. Really I think if he cares at all about those stills he’s too busy being turned on by the one of Kristen dancing to whine about anything else. Anybody else know any 24 year-old boys?

    • Moon

      conspiracies!!!

  • MariaCecilia

    You are hilarious, as always: I loved the thought of TomStu fitting in my handbag – are you selling him as a stuffed animal on your webshop yet?

    I loved the book On the road in my teens, (we could discuss its images of women, though) and I have absolutely no problem with Kristen in that movie, it should be excellent for her. Tuck those legs in and just keep driving! Ooops, you missed the exit to Baton Rouge? No worries… ;-)

    Ahem: how could Chaske’s outfit be deemed more weird than the fact that he on a regular basis turns into a CGIwolf and runs the perimeter – for a living???! Get a real job!

    • TeamSeth

      OMG EPIC! Forget about those Hot Pocket Eddies, bring on the Plush Stu!

      And we could discuss the images of women…like all day and night long, and then in the morning we’d still be in Texas. hehe

      And is Chaske going the way of his Sam predecessor?

    • TeamSeth

      OMG EPIC! Forget about those Hot Pocket Eddies, bring on the Plush Stu!

      And we could discuss the images of women…like all day and night long, and then in the morning we’d still be in Texas. hehe

      And is Chaske going the way of his Sam predecessor?

  • Anonymous

    All I know is I want to carry TomStu around in my handbag, too.

    I’m looking forward to seeing him play Alan Ginsberg (gay New Yorker Jewish beatnik poet) in On The Road, more than I’m looking forward to Kristen’s character.

    • Moon

      le ghey tomstu!!! yeahhh!!!

    • TeamSeth

      Yeah, there’s women in On the Road besides that one Mexican chick in Fresno or whatever?

    • TeamSeth

      Yeah, there’s women in On the Road besides that one Mexican chick in Fresno or whatever?

  • nocoolname

    I have to say, Kristen looks less inhibited in that photo of her dancing than we have seen before. Maybe this role will work for her?

  • Anonymous

    Sign me up for TomStu: HE (Handbag Edition) as well. I have just the right little padded gadget bag for him, too, it’s quite cozy and I’ll leave it partially unzipped so he can get some oxygen. He’d be a great conversation starter, especially when I’m stuck in some boring/awkward meeting with a vendor (“forget about the weather, do you want to see my new TomStu:HE?”). He’d be great at restaurants too – my kids get bored with coloring books all the time – I could just take lil’ TomStu out and they cound engage in all sorts of imaginative role playing games with him. He might also even help them finish their food – they never do! Not sure how TomStu might fit in to the marriage bed, but it could happen. I’d just have to be careful that DH doesn’t roll over on him.

    • Moon

      it’s like pocket edward only not plastic… and REAL!

      • Anonymous

        Purse-sized Real Tom-Stu Figure – normal, right???

    • Moon

      it’s like pocket edward only not plastic… and REAL!

    • TeamSeth

      You could put him in a dresser drawer. That’s what my parents did with my sister when they took her on a camping trip at 12 mos.

      • Anonymous

        I think that’s what parents must have done back then – put kids in dresser drawers – because DH has several shots of himself and his brother sleeping in dresser drawers too. In fact, DH’s crib (when he was a newborn) was a dresser drawer. I think Tom deserves better than a dresser though. No, I think I’m giving him my old Fisher Price fold-up Schoolhouse (if he’s good, that is, bad TomStu:HE gets a shoebox).

        • nocoolname

          Whoah! I had no idea there were others out there who were dresser drawer kids! I thought that was my poor (literally) mom’s idea when my older sister was born. Maybe it was a thing…?

          • Anonymous

            Dresser drawer kids – new demographic category. DH also has pictures of himself playing in kitchen drawers as a toddler. And to this day, he likes small, confined places. Our house is nearly the size of a dresser drawer.

          • TeamSeth

            This is awesome! Who knew! And to think that people spend tons of moola on fancy schmancy cribs these days… all they need to do is buy a dresser at a garage sale and put it on top of a table with a mobile above it…

          • Anonymous

            Why buy the whole dresser? Sounds like you just need to grab a drawer when no one is looking and leg it.

  • TeamSeth

    Can’t watch the vid ‘cuz youtube doesn’t work at work, but… that beard. God, that’s disgusting. I need to move back East. I miss people caring about their appearance (sorry, Portland, but I’m over this ‘I’m too blase hipster to shave’ essence…we’re supposed to be a working class industrial city, not Green Point’s overflow from Williamsburg.) /End rant.

    Kristen looks young again! Er, that wasn’t stated quite right…i think it’s the blond hair that harkens me back to that movie with the OC guy. And they wanted her to play Lois Lane? Opposite that guy who was supposed to be Edward before the sex tape, er I mean Cougwicke bedroom audition? Oh well, I guess we should look forward to Amanda Sigmund Freud finally dying/cutting her hair/getting a wig. Emma Stone can’t be two super hero GFs after all!

    Though… poor SWD, why isn’t SHE being cast as Snow White? She IS Snow White. This is very upsetting.

    Have a good weekend everyone! :)

    • Anonymous

      The beard doesn’t bother me too much – it’s the dirty hat. I don’t mind caps in general, but for God’s sakes, toss it in the wash now and then, K? I guess he’s trying to appear casual. Well, good thing that TomStu:HE is fully washable and groomable. Oh – and BTW most SF people are nearly as slobby. This city is a sea of oversized purple fleece and pet-hair-covered NorthFace pullovers (no offense – I love pets!). Whenever I visit my folks in SoCal, I feel really sloppy/disheveled, whereas up here I feel overdressed all the time. Oh well – still love this town.

      • TeamSeth

        Mr. Seth has a beard/stache etc. But… I don’t know, he keeps it trimmed, you know? He’s more of a Ryan Giggs look than an adolescent cave man.

      • TeamSeth

        “Oh – and BTW most SF people are nearly as slobby. This city is a sea of oversized purple fleece and pet-hair-covered NorthFace pullovers” HAHAHA! It works out though, cuz purple’s cool! And yeah, SF has more dogs to adult human ratio than children to adult human ratio!

        Yeah, SoCal is much more … properly dressed? … than these parts. They don’t count as West Coast dress-wise ;) Man, I so wanna come hang with you and TOO! Meet me in the Endor Forest (er, Redwood)? I’ll bring my plush, magnetic Ewok, you bring your TomStu:HE. (I like how that also emphasizes his maleness with the “HE” in all caps. Nothing more manly than a handmedown hat from Rob)

        • Anonymous

          SoCal people (totally generalizing here) wear more body-conscious clothes. And they tend to be a bit more stylish (i.e. not dog hair covered fleece & frayed olive cordura pants tucked into their shoes). Yes, we should walk in the Endor woods. A LTT Girlscout-type camp-out, complete with TomStu:HE in a dresser drawer, mushroom ravioli served on smore sticks, and lots of plaid.

          • TeamSeth

            I’ll bring some smoked salmon from RL La Push. it’s super yummy! And some good microbrews from Oregon. :D

          • TeamSeth

            So… you inspired this. I love Fridays :)

            Epic Endor LTT Adventures

          • natteringyeahrobber

            OK. Love this, TomStu in a drawer-pack. A+ for that. And mushroom ravioli on a stick. A++. I cannot makeout what is on the mug and tote, though. Do tell, I’m old & eyesight is failing me. We gotta make a LTT camp-out happen one day.

          • TeamSeth

            It’s all LTT gear… R2D2 has a Team Aro sticker (‘cuz R2D2’s the oldest of all the characters there), the bg ewok has an LTT/LTR anniversary tote, Chewy has a Tweed Serious hat, and the foreground ewok has a RIP Riley mug, because ewoks understand what beauty is. ;)

            (ps-do you know how hard it was to find a picture of an open Louis Vuitton pet carrier without a yorky/chiuaua/chinese ugly rat dog thing in it?!)

          • Anonymous

            Bowing down to your awesomeness! I noticed some of that but not all of your greatness. You rock!!

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I actually thought it would be harder to find an image of mushroom ravioli on a s’mores stick, but I guess I thought wrong. An empty LV pet carrier is clearly much higher on the Google image difficulty scale. For some reason I thought the sticker on r2d2 was a music note and I kept clicking on it – I was hoping Supermassive black hole was going to start playing. Aro sticker is equally cool, though. And I did notice Chewy’s hat – God is in the details, as they say. DH saw this image (its now my Blackberry screen saver) and commented “I just don’t want to know, do I?” :)

          • TeamSeth

            Haha! Mr. Seth didn’t find it all that amusing, and he LOVES Star Wars (well, maybe that’s why he didn’t…)

            The mushroom ravioli stick is actually the ravioli on a fork mashed up with a slightly altered ewok with a spear image. That ewok was not originally in the photo. He’s so cute though! Anyway, I think it’s hilarious to be your BBbg.

  • TeamSeth

    Can’t watch the vid ‘cuz youtube doesn’t work at work, but… that beard. God, that’s disgusting. I need to move back East. I miss people caring about their appearance (sorry, Portland, but I’m over this ‘I’m too blase hipster to shave’ essence…we’re supposed to be a working class industrial city, not Green Point’s overflow from Williamsburg.) /End rant.

    Kristen looks young again! Er, that wasn’t stated quite right…i think it’s the blond hair that harkens me back to that movie with the OC guy. And they wanted her to play Lois Lane? Opposite that guy who was supposed to be Edward before the sex tape, er I mean Cougwicke bedroom audition? Oh well, I guess we should look forward to Amanda Sigmund Freud finally dying/cutting her hair/getting a wig. Emma Stone can’t be two super hero GFs after all!

    Though… poor SWD, why isn’t SHE being cast as Snow White? She IS Snow White. This is very upsetting.

    Have a good weekend everyone! :)

  • JodieO

    I’d gladly carry TomStu around in my handbag like a lil chihuahua if he’d let me dress him in silly sweaters with hearts and flowers and duckies on them.

    Ohh… right…

  • JodieO

    I’d gladly carry TomStu around in my handbag like a lil chihuahua if he’d let me dress him in silly sweaters with hearts and flowers and duckies on them.

    Ohh… right…

    • Moon

      right like that duckie sweater he already has…..

      • JodieO

        The sad part is, I never thought he was hot until I saw that sweater. I think that means I need to start dating again…

        • TeamSeth

          I just laughed awkwardly loud–thanks for that. I almost said “Talk to Jodie about it.” when the boss gave ‘that look’, but instead I said “People of Walmart…” and quickly logged onto that blog *just in case* he came over to look at the pic. (he didn’t)

          Anyway, yes, I think you may want to consider dating non-duckies…

    • Moon

      right like that duckie sweater he already has…..

  • bubs

    LOVED TomStu in The Boat That Rocked, I felt he was perfect for that role. It’ll be interesting to see how On The Road translates to film [I found it one of the most boring/silliest books I've ever read]. What was with his body language when talking about Kristen ??? Hmmmm…. and where is Ninja Stew [let alone the cute TL] ? Come on Summit we need proof they still exsist…November is tooooo far away !!!!!

    • TeamSeth

      Yeah! Where’s TayTay? I’m having some withdraws! Whoa. Never thought I’d say that.

      • Anonymous

        Soooo, Sharkboy and Lavagirl was on Disney Channel last night. Just saying.

        • TeamSeth

          Hm…that’s too young version of Taylor for me to find endearing. Like a Krisbian watching Spy Kids… HM! That’s what I can do with all those leftover marshmallows from xmas dessert! mmm rice krispies! :)

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            I still cringe when a current article has a younger Tay picture attached to it. Get with the picture people (pun, so sorry)! Another milestone b-day coming up so we can feel some what less pervie. Oh, too late for that I guess.

          • Anonymous

            Yes, he is too little, but it’s still funny. In other news, he’ll be nineteen in about a week.

          • TeamSeth

            Oh good, now he’s in the age range of thinking a college football player or European soccer player is hot. :) Not at all creepy, and absolutely acceptable!

  • sw_twi_fan

    There’s some tweets about Mackenzie having cute moments with Rob and Kristen, but what about Taylor? Are they trying to downplay that whole Nessie/Jacob thing. I’m so okay with that. I’m bracing myself for when the Twi-haters and critics trash and bury BD for that whole storyline.

    • Anonymous

      I hope Stephenie has started practising her ‘it really is a sweet/non-creepy idea’ speech cause it’s gonna be a hard sell. Fingers and toes crossed she hasn’t been getting public speaking tips from Blinky McStuttery.

  • Anonymous

    Ok, I feel so in the dark about TomStu. I know who he is, but not of his work. How many films has be been in? He’s so tiny! What is he wearing? He looks like he raided the donation collection box. And Chaske, I don’t know what to say. I didn’t finish the clip.

    • Anonymous

      TomStu was recently in Pirate Radio, aka The Boat that Rocked. He was in Vanity Fair with Reese Witherspoon with Rob (who sadly was cut, sorry Rob). He’s done some other stuff too, you can google it…it’s very common.

  • Anonymous

    Yay! TomStu is alive!!! That vid made me think that Tom wants his own Trucker Profile. Come on, the hat, the beard, that sweater…He’s beggin for one! My question is “where is this communal clothes pile located that they all share?” They both move around so much, do they have a homebase for the clothes?

    • natteringyeahrobber

      communal clothes pile – yes. let’s wash it, dry it on high, and roll around like pot-brownified hippies in the warm splendor that is the communal clothes pile. i think it’s a free for all. tom, rob, andrew – whatever is at the top is available.

      • TeamSeth

        Um, you mean whichever guy is on top is available?

        Wait, who is Andrew?

        • Anonymous

          Yep, I read whoever is ON top!! lol

          Andrew Garfield from The Social Network. He’s the new Spiderman (almost wrote Batman, hehe).

        • natteringyeahrobber

          whatever, whomever, whichever, however – just as long as it/he is on the top of the clothes pile. andrew is the dude in the center here (somehow he’s making tom look chunky by comparison). http://i53.tinypic.com/2wnqwzp.jpg

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            Maybe it is like Taylor looks bigger when he takes his shirt off . . . TomStu looks bigger when he shaves. I don’t get the same feeling from the clips from the movie he was promoting.

            We use to say hose those boys down when anyone was working on the grungy look. I know my brothers were always waiting for visits to Mom who would feel sorry for them and end up doing their laundry. I keep thinking of Rob’s shampoo . . . dirt . . . ok, no one can say that quite like Rob, I do have to say.

            I always wondered when people do talk shows in ripped jeans, messed hair, etc. Do their Mothers call them to say “what were you thinking?” or maybe that’s just my Mom.

          • TeamSeth

            I suppose by this point his mum is just like “Whatever” I’d be more worried about a gang TwiMom rape if I were his mom…

            “hose those boys down” hehehehe I’m going to start saying that whenever I step out of my house (meaning, they’re everywhere)

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            You had me laughing with the TwiMom comment. I pray for Rob’s sake he NEVER meets my sister-in-law because he will not be safe.

            Yeah, I pick on them but was typing it wearing a sweatshirt hoodie and baseball cap. I just hope that Dress Team show doesn’t show up at my house with the big old garbage can. My friend use to post a cartoon at work that says it all “Entering Connecticut – Dress Nice” similar to you saying that you miss the way people dress in the East. I think I was born in the wrong state.

            I miss my VT days when I thought I was styling when I got new shoelaces for my Sorels.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            OK, now I’m wondering if my SIL calls me a Twi-Mom and laughs about how *I* would be a threat to Rob on whatever forum(s) she might be a part of. For a sec, I was worried you were my SIL but thankfully you dropped a VT reference and she’s never lived there. Phew. Awkward SIL-online-encounter averted! Anyhow, I don’t think of myself as a Twi-Mom and Rob would be safe because I’d do my usual panicky-act-like-a-statue-and-avoid-eye-contact routine.

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            TOTALLY know what you mean by the Phew. I hesitated on reference sometimes thinking someone is going to say, hey, is that you? I’m very comfortable in my closet. I have a portable DVD player and some snacks now. I can last for a bit here.

            Might have a bit to do with my brother saying “Don’t tell me your into Twilight! That’s like for 14 yr old girls. Honestly.” I secretly am sending him the double whammy that the girl of his dreams or at least his next couple of dates all LOVE Twilight or have a hidden Twilight tattoo he finds at an extremely pivotal moment in their relationship if you know what I mean.

            I totally do the panicky-act-like-a-statue-and-avoid-eye-contact routine with an added remain cool. I would just say something stupid or deer look when whoever it is asks me something (which I have done, shudder just thinking about it). And I know for a fact I would not look stunning in a red coat like Stephanie.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            i have done the deer look so many times, not funny. i think i’ve had like, oh, 7 celebrity encounters in my life, and none of them went as smoothly/awesomely as stephanie “legendary” molina’s. i was a deer for 6 of them and the 7th was john travolta. i had to talk to him because he had just ordered a popcorn. out of necessity, i had to ask him what size. but i did try to charge him, manager was pissed at me about that.

          • TeamSeth

            I’m glad you did. Really, because John Travolta can’t afford the $8 small popcorn on his salary. Right, while the rest of us charge it to our credit cards and pretend that social security might just last through to our old age…but we know it won’t.

          • TeamSeth

            Mr. Seth works with celebrities fairly often for his job. He’s super professional…though he did meet Matt Damon on his birthday…they rode in an elevator together and Matt told him “It’s my birthday today.” and Mr. Seth said, “Happy birthday.” I suppose that’s still professional–BUT makes me INSANELY jealous.

          • Anonymous

            OK, normally when I am alone in an elevator with a stranger who tells me it is his birthday, I’d assume he’s fishing for a sexual favor. And my normal reaction would be to karate chop him and then hit the emergency call button. Perv!!! But Matt Damon. If he told me it was his birthday in an elevator, I’d tell him “happy birthday, and if you read this script, there is a sexual favor waiting for you.”

          • Anonymous

            OK, normally when I am alone in an elevator with a stranger who tells me it is his birthday, I’d assume he’s fishing for a sexual favor. And my normal reaction would be to karate chop him and then hit the emergency call button. Perv!!! But Matt Damon. If he told me it was his birthday in an elevator, I’d tell him “happy birthday, and if you read this script, there is a sexual favor waiting for you.”

          • TeamSeth

            Well, he was about to interview him for a press junket, and there was apparent other rumored gossip having to do with another coworker that I did not mention. Oh, and my fiance is straight.

          • TeamSeth

            But yeah. I’m a big Damon fan. ;)

          • natteringyeahrobber

            i have done the deer look so many times, not funny. i think i’ve had like, oh, 7 celebrity encounters in my life, and none of them went as smoothly/awesomely as stephanie “legendary” molina’s. i was a deer for 6 of them and the 7th was john travolta. i had to talk to him because he had just ordered a popcorn. out of necessity, i had to ask him what size. but i did try to charge him, manager was pissed at me about that.

          • TeamSeth

            Um…the Spidey pics I saw did not have *THAT* hair. Is he recycling a dyed Eclipse Bella wig?

          • Anonymous

            yah, i chose that photo because i felt it best represented the communal clothes pile in action. garfield’s hair is insane, maybe he thought it made him look bigger? matches the suspenders quite well, though.

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            In my youngin’ days, which means the late 80’s, if a chick walked into the fine establishment we were all gathered at (I started to type a chick walked into a bar and realized it sounded too much like the start of a joke) with hair (Andrew’s – the dude in the middle) that big and hoops of course (since you can’t have big hair w/out the big hoops), the warning cry was BIG HAIR & HOOPS AT 12 O’CLOCK, WATCH YOUR MEN. Boy, I miss the old gang.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Again, your posting had me worried you were my SIL – she would totally call out the “big hair and hoops” comment. Only she hates bars, so again, whew! Anyhow, I tried the big hair and hoops thing in 9th grade (but it was the South and you were assumed to be the dreaded “narc” if you didn’t have big hair and hoops). Once my big hair got all caught up in my earrings and when I brushed my hair, I nearly ripped out an earlobe. Serious pain, and blood too. I was not a threat to any relationships, just a threat to my own safety. :)

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            “just a threat to my own safety”

            That’s me in heels, though anyone I topple on would also be in trouble too! I would do the catch on the way down & take a few out with me for sure. I’m a late bloomer in shoes and dream of one day being able to walk in model heels if not have an occasion to do so (I restrained myself and called them model heels, see).

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Late bloomer, LOL. My uncle (not pervy – I guess everyone assumes uncles are pervy, so I’m adding disclaimer early on in this posting) once told me I would be a late bloomer, but he told me this when I was like 24, LOL! (or not LOL!) . I cannot pull off heels either. For one I’m 5’9 so heels put me at 6’0. Second, I was very tall at a young age and I towered above all the boys I was interested in at the time. I always had to crouch down to be at their eye level. I developed “the hunch” during that period. I made the mistake of wearing heels to high school once. Don’t even get me started on the nicknames that occurred out of that mistake.

          • TeamSeth

            Awww! So, wait, are you a model now?

          • Anonymous

            Am I model now. OK, thanks for the Monday funnies. Needed that, today has been a real bitch, what with an early morning teeth cleaning from the bitchiest dental assistant ever and a new Employee Manual revision listing 100 new ways the company can fire anyone who works here. Anyhow, “model”, LOLS!!! I have been described as “the surly chick” from Parks and Recreation (I haven’t watched that show at all, but will have to check out the clip posted on LTT tonight – cannot access YouTube at work or on my phone). Also compared to Neve Campbell. Both comparisons came from men who were drunk (neither was DH, and DH found both comparisons to be somewhat funny) so there you have it.

          • TeamSeth

            So, I quickly scanned and thought this was going to be about 100 Monkeys. Neve Campbell’s hot! I don’t watch PnR either…

            But you should def. do the modeling thing if you look like Neve Campbell! :D Esp. if you happen to stumble upon one of the 100 ways… “99 Methods to Fire Employees in the manual! Take one down pass it around” yeah. Uncool. Anyway–if you’re out a job, we have some openings coming up at my work. Sales, Marketing, possible IT, possible accounting, and possible HR.

          • Anonymous

            Just read on Robsessed that Andrew was fliming a UK show at the time. 1970’s serial killer look, apparently!

          • natteringyeahrobber

            suspenders & big hair = serial killer. love that. i did own suspenders in the 1970’s (thanks to mork and mindy) and my hair was equally ridiculous. but sadly, i didn’t get a movie deal out of it!

        • natteringyeahrobber

          whatever, whomever, whichever, however – just as long as it/he is on the top of the clothes pile. andrew is the dude in the center here (somehow he’s making tom look chunky by comparison). http://i53.tinypic.com/2wnqwzp.jpg

  • Anonymous

    That pic is giving me the slight creeps because it reminds me of that gory driving scene in “Death Proof”. So, for the love of god, K-Stew, DO NOT hang your foot out the window…because Kurt Russel may be waiting.

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  • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

    I remember seeing somewhere a video of Rob signing autographs and someone showed up with an “I Love TomStu” shirt. Rob totally did a double take and said in his cute british accent that is the funniest thing he had ever seen. Sorry if this is a repeat if someone else mentioned this already (or OMG if the vid was posted on LTT!).

    Still can’t get the little TomStu doggie popping out of a handbag picture out of my head. Ashley Greene would sooo want to dress him to match her dog so he might want to stay clear of any Twilight sets.

    • TeamSeth

      “Jonas #1, can you please hold this. Thanks.”
      “Um, Ash, this is a miniature human.”
      “I know! How cute is he!”
      “I think…I think this relationship might be over.”
      “WHAT?!”
      “Yeah…”
      Enter Taylor Swift
      “Hey Joe…wanna go back to December?”
      “I’ll go back to whenever with you! Swiftnas here we come!”
      Ashley grabs TomStu:HE and marches away.
      “I can’t believe this is happening to me.”

      • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

        You forgot Jacob, I mean Taylor. He’s your Back to December Guy. I think Swifty should push Jonas #1 out of the way and then she asks the other Taylor to go back to December . . . yeah, your way works better.

        I actually could hear Ashley’s voice saying that last line but then I realized it could be the Jonas Dude saying it too. Decisions, decisions . . . Wow, better not bring Dakota Fanning into this or Selena Gomez, the possibilities are endless!

        • TeamSeth

          Fanning is above this. I feel anyway…

          I still am not sure who Gomez is–HS Musical with those nudie pics from when she was like 15? Or is that someone else? Anyway… I just like Swiftnas because it sounds like swiftness. It’s the small things in life…

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            Selena Gomez of Disney show fame, Wizards of Waverly Place, pretty clean cut but can rock the shoes and BFFs with Taylor Swift also friends of the other TayTay (the one with the tan). . . . and how I know all this does honestly lead to being blamed on my niece . . . okay, the majority of it. The “she’s on Wizards of Waverly Place” part of it (Gomez, not my niece).

            For some reason I thought Taylor L and Dakota would some how get together but maybe that was just a Deja Vu of a People Magazine cover.

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