Seriously, Access Hollywood? Jennifer Love Hewitt to report from the Breaking Dawn Red Carpet?

Dear Access Hollywood and Jennifer Love Hewitt,

Really, J Love?

Seriously, girlfriend? And while we’re at it, SERIOUSLY Access Hollywood and Billy Bush? You asked Jennifer Love Hewitt to hit the Breaking Dawn red carpet with you this coming November? I mean sure, we weren’t on Party of Five and sure we don’t whisper to ghosts and ok, maybe we weren’t in a John Mayer video and we definitely weren’t engaged to Jamie Kennedy but COME ON we can do this!!! If that’s the kinda background and experience you’re looking for in a journalist to cover the Breaking Dawn Red Carpet than I’m sure we can make that stuff happen… I’m sure Fox will rehire that dude from Lost, and the rest of the Party of Five cast… the baby might be a bit old now but we can make Bailey love us! And I’m sure if I took a stroll down Sunset I could find Jamie Kennedy somewhere and make him fall madly in love with us. The ghost whispering thing might be a bit hard but DUDE we’re ready. Put us in the game coach! You need EXPERIENCED people on the carpet not starry eyed actresses with big racks. Heck, I’ve got a decent rack but I’ve also got GOOD QUESTIONS! We’ve got stuff Jennifer Love Hewitt’s never even thought to ask. She’ll be too busy asking Mike Welch where “Edward” is when we’d be asking him if TrimSpa (baby!) really works.

Would you rather have J Love, who at best has been on a couple tv shows and has access to Billy Bush (apparently) or us? Two girls who have interviewed Stephenie Meyer, Jackson Rathboner, appeared in an MSN series, stalked seen the cast at a billion events, AND been on TV ourselves and interviewed for mags tons of times ABOUT Twilight? We’ve got what you’re looking for and it’s NOT questions like “Team Edward or Team Jacob?” Clearly, the correct answer there is Team Billy Bush (wink wink!!). We’ve got questions like…

Yes, that's us... the old lady with a mic

(to everyone)

  • What do you do during the time when McDonald’s takes the McRib off their menu?
  • (to: Solomon Trimble, Taylor Lautner’s dad, Chris Hansen, the wig lady (defs on the red carpet))

Be honest, do you have Google alerts for your name and did you turn them off after we clogged you inbox?

  • (to the underage actors) Are you going to actually stay and watch the movie or will you head straight of the open bar at the after party? Follow up question: What’s your poison?
  • (to Stephenie Meyer) Have you ever called your husband Pancho, “Nacho” in the heat of the moment? Follow up: wanna go get margs after this and gossip! We swear we won’t tell!
  • (to BooBoo Stewart) If you had the gift of Xray vision instead of the Werewolf gene tonight- whose dress do you wish you could see thorugh right now and don’t say J Love Hewitt!

We'll gladly let Taylor hold an umbrella while we hold a bedazzeled AH mic on the carpet!

  • (to Taylor Lautner) Have you thought about opening up any Red Lobsters or McDonald’s franchises with all this money you’ve been making? It’s all about diversifying your portfolio!
  • (to Rob) True or False – when you and TomStu went underwear shopping last year you never actually bought the pack, did you? You just made it look that way so people would stop talking about your hygiene. You’re actually currently wearing a pair from 2001.
  • (to Kristen) Does it creep you out that people fantasize about your love life? Follow up question: how DOES the bearskin rug feel?

Ok, ok calm down Summit (or Access Hollywood) we’d never actually ask these questions… well maybe the X-Ray vision one but they’d be this fun we can promise that. So screw you Access Hollywood, you couldn’t handle our kind of awesome, keep your C-list actress correspondent and we’ll head straight to the top (aka behind the barricades with the confused homeless people). It’ll be YOUR lose. Besides, we clean up well!

This has been Moon direct from the office chair red carpet,
Themoonisdown

PS Jennifer Love Hewiit, we get it, you’re a fangirl like the rest of us… but trust us leave this to the professionals!

Can you guys believe this ish?! J Love is up before us?! UGH! The humanity, the unfairness of it all! What questions would you asked if you got on the BD red carpet?

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  • nocoolname

    Ok, since I just found out yesterday that Stephen Morgan (AKA Stephenie Meyer’s DAD) used to date (apparently quite seriously) my mom’s best friend when they were in college (BYU), I’d ask Stephenie to call her dad right there and then and ask him if he ever still thinks about Chris from Connecticut and wonder what happened to her. She’s doing great, great husband, great kids, lives in Maine. In case he was wondering…

    • MariaCecilia

      Isn’t that just proof of the theory that there is six degrees of separation between any one of us on the planet? So you are, let’s see…five or six degrees from dating Rob now? Wow! Can I be your BFF and get within theoretical touching distance? :-)

    • Anonymous

      OMG, just think, if your mom’s best friend had been hotter or had not had some slight personality quirk, SMeyer might not have been born, and we would not be here! I shudder at the close call.

      • TeamSeth

        That was my exact response when she told me last night! hehe Of course none of us would know each other…this whole blog wouldn’t exist. And Red Riding Hood the movie still would.

  • MariaCecilia

    Of course that should be you up there on the red carpet! But now that Summit has read your convincing post, it’s obviously a done deal..(Oh, note to self/Summit: make that a bearskin rug instead of a red carpet. The readiness is all..)

    I would be careful about asking Rob the truth about his vintage underwear though: knowing him, he just might ask you to make up your own mind about it’s year by sniffing it!! (Re: what’s your poison?)

    • Anonymous

      Um…Ewww!

    • TeamSeth

      To quote Hermione in HP6, Excuse me, I have to go and vomit now.

  • cosi bella

    First I thought why the heck her? then i remembered she had a spot of media attention because she complained about being “snubbed” by Taylor Lautner cos he didn’t smile in a photo with her.

    So of course we’re going to have the obligatory red carpet ‘conversation with Jen and Taylor’ about why didn’t he smile and each will laugh and joke and Taylor will apologize and then they’ll make a big ‘show’ of taking a pic together with Taylor ‘smiling’ (yawn) – see – I’m jaded – what is WRONG with me!

    But actually Moon (hope you don’t mind if I call you ‘Moon’) your blog post gives me a blessed opportunity to Twi-purge about something i’ve noticed about Taylor in photos (it’s one of my wild theories that invade my brain – totally univited – and is why I luz you all loads cos now I can brain dump this nonsense here)

    K. Here it is. Taylor has a ‘photo strategy’. (fans and celebs)
    kids = smile
    Attractive older girls = no smile
    Babies/toddler = Huge smile

    Problem is I’m not sure why? I’m guessing because he’s 24/7 uber managing his publicity. Doesn’t want to smile next to attractive women to put off his adoring female fans? He’s definitely doing something ‘deliberate’ – (which is all part of me seeing him as this tightly, tightly coiled spring of self control and strategy. )

    ahhh – that feels better now!

    • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

      When I started reading I was waiting for the Taylor Lautner snub to come up . . . it was one of those totally over done story of a story thing and was totally milked all over the place. It was from a Wendy Williams show.

      • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

        I sooo don’t know how to do this, hence the offering hand apple avatar. Anyhow, I felt a little better her name didn’t come up when I started typing it in till the end. I always think of poor Carson Daly finding out they broke up when she did an interview some where. Though her list of breakups was quite entertaining on one of those Hollywood Breakup specials on E or MTV when I caught it flipping channels.

        I just feel like this could be another Queen Latifah train wreck about to happen . . . . make it go away!

        LOVE your Taylor photo formula by the way!

        • Anonymous

          “another Queen Latifah train wreck about to happen” – you nailed it. i don’t think i can bring myself to watch, but i will anyhow.

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            I just know I will be covering my eyes sinking into my seat trying to become one with the furniture and then peeking through for a sneak peek and alternately flinching . . . while at the same time trying to listen that no one catches me on the computer viewing the red carpet for Twilight.

      • Anonymous

        I can’t believe how much there is out there on this story. I somehow suspect this has something to do with why journalists never report any real news anymore. and Summit. /end conspiracy theories.

        P.S. Seriously? She had to announce to the world that she’s Team Edward and doesn’t like “Jacob” because he forgot to smile?! Is she planning on being in 6th grade for, like, her entire life?

        Edited to add: I am sorry to any 6th graders who might be reading this. Odds are I am being unfair to you.

        • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

          I know! I just recently caught a story trying to get any tidbit on BD and it was titled with Rob,Kristen,Taylor but the story was the story line for BD. WTF?

          I go through phases of searching info on Twilight that instead of going with the phases of the moon go with the amount of laundry and chores need to be done.

        • Anonymous

          The little scamp forgot to smile?!! I refuse to belive this is possible. Unless it was the day Swifty ditched him. Or Jen was totally a not Normal fan. Or someone at all his meat patties.

    • TeamSeth

      kids = smile
      Attractive older girls = no smile
      Babies/toddler = Huge smile

      I think it has something to do with those List members asking him to sign their panties–while they’re wearing them. It only takes one bad apple to ruin a bunch!

  • Anonymous

    Preach, Preach, PREACH!

    I will never watch anything from a Twi red carpet (unless the clips are specifically selected by or featured on this site, of course), because my fair sensibilities simply can’t handle the inevitable 2nd hand embarrassment. When that girl from the soundtrack to New Moon hosted the red carpet that year, that was the first and last time I watched any Twi-cast interviews on the red carpet.

    UC and Moon, on the other hand, as the hosts on the red carpet, would prompt me to take the day off of work and schedule a viewing party. I will bake cupcakes and tacos. I will roll out my replica red carpet in the basement. Perhaps perform a few rituals to the Twi-gods and SMeyer thanking them for allowing you to interview on the red carpet instead of Jennifer. I will set up an altar to honor the McRib. Or something like that. (Embellishing much? Not me.)

    In short, though, life is not fair, and clearly Access Hollywood is not “down with the kids”.

    • nocoolname

      Amen.

      • Anonymous

        You are invited to the viewing party, of course. Can you get your mom’s best friend and her ex boyfriend and also her ex-boyfriend’s daughter to come too?

        • nocoolname

          Totally. We’re all tight.

          • TeamSeth

            <3.

    • cosi bella

      ooh opera rose – know what you mean about the 2nd hand embarasing cringes – but it’s like a scary movie ya just HAVE to peek!

      Love your viewing party idea. So that’s a date – your house – k? done.

      So we have you moon & UC and others and someone sets a video camera rolling and do one of those youtube “reaction” videos (you know like the one with the twilight uber fan with the funny eyes when she saw the New Moon trailer for the first time – KWIM? yeah? Yeah. one of those)

      A “2nd hand embarassement buzzer” would be fun. (like the Staples – “That was easy” button. You’d all get one. Button gets slammed whenever 2ndHE moment occurs. The buzzers would have beenn going crazy at the Queen Latifah cringe fest (and please please miss L-H don’t let it be as bad as that – I don’t think I can take it).

      I’ll bring the popcorn :))))

      • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

        Yes, oooh a SecondHand Embarrassment Buzzer. That would be fabulous. It may ease the pain a bit, too.

        I am feeling a bit woozy just remembering the Queen Latifah thing. *breathe deep*

        • TeamSeth

          Head between the knees! Edward will be waiting to kiss you afterward…

      • Anonymous

        Yes, the 2ndHE buzzer!

      • Anonymous

        Count me in on the 2nd Hand Embarrassment buzzer. Though I think sometimes we’d need a 2ndHE air horn as well. Depending on the situation.

        • cosi bella

          Air horn even better…..Now about this red carpet reaction video…I would SO love to see moon and UC do one …

      • TeamSeth

        Uh oh… 2ndHE is a lot like TomStu:HE…

        I feel like all red carpets are dumb. I don’ tknow… they’re jus tlike TONS OF CAMERAS and then reeeeeaaaaalllllllyyyyy trite or completely awkward questions. “What’s your favorite sandwich?” and I really just am hoping one day Taylor will crack and say in a sassy tone, “Who the fuck cares? NO ONE.” and then run away shouting, “I’m Sean Penn, bitches!”

        • Anonymous

          ROFL, if Tay-Tay actually pulled a Penn, I just might switch teams. Or not. But I’d respect him much more. He’d probably get more adult parts, too.

          • TeamSeth

            I think if he did more roles requiring drag he’d get good parts… take the path of Gael Garcia Bernal.

            And maybe he should grow out his hair more?

          • Anonymous

            Grow hair. Caveman remake. Which? Nicole Eggert as Mo-Mo Amya. GRUNT. “A family of disgusting Neanderthals adopt sexy hot Cro-Mag-Man Droog (Lautner) after cavefather (played by Billy Black) is slaughtered by vampires.

          • TeamSeth

            ps-this just made me remember… is Billy Burke in that new Liam Neison movie coming out? Unknown, I think it’s called.

          • TeamSeth

            J/K! I meant that Drive Angry movie, not the Liam one. Anyway, yes, it is him. But seriously, Billy, SERIOUSLY?! Better than Fast and the Furious 5 I suppose.

          • Anonymous

            Nicholas Cage and Billy Burke in a Summit-produced movie, where Burke plays an evil cult leader? A cult leader without a mustache, no less. Nuh-uh, not working for me. I cannot imagine what circumstance would lead me to the theater for that one.

        • Anonymous

          bonus points for use of “sassy”
          And I’d be really worried if he shouted “I’m Sean Penn” but that might be made up for in sass.

          • Anonymous

            It would be an epic Hollywood meltdown moment.

  • http://twitter.com/dailytwimes Daily Twimes

    THANK YOU! I’ve been bitter towards JLH since I first heard she was a fan. I’ve never liked her and this just took the cake..or pie…or whatever I want to throw in her face. GRRRR!

  • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

    Pssht. JLove can suck it. You guys would be so much more entertaining (and me. Obviously I would go, too.). I would mix the kids their drinks!

    And as far as 6 degrees go, I know someone who knows a cast member, so RPattz and I are practically doing it already! Project BFFs with Benefits is go!!!

    • nocoolname

      We’re all just one big family, right?

  • Anonymous

    Please let Billy Bush have a Google Alert, Please!

    Screw You Access Hollywood!

  • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

    I am second hand creeped out on KStew’s behalf that people fantasize about her love life. (prepares self for onslaught of Robsten shipper’s ire)

    • JustGoWithIt

      Oh, the whole thing is mega creepy. I creep myself out all the time.

      • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

        It’s just…and I am just as crazy about other things, so believe me I am not judging…but, actors are slutty. SRSLY have you met any actors? They just are. Even Drama Club in high school is like Late Night Sex Party in the Janitor Closet. So, have they done it? Totally. Will they continue to Do It forever and ever in sweet gossamer candlelight? Doubtful. Also they are super young, so while they could pull a Paul Newman/Joanne Woodward thing, it’s unlikely. They are both still lovely and cute and I hope they are happy no matter who they are sexin’ up.

        Also they have made it clear that they don’t want to talk about it so I just get all Privacy, Plz! on their behalf.

        There. I said it. Please don’t kill me.

        • JustGoWithIt

          I wonder if actors have “The Talk” when they first start to get serious in an actor/actress relationship.
          “So, we seem to be entering some kind of partnership, no?”
          “Yes, it is time we had The Talk. So, we are both in show business, both in acting. We’ve got a really slim change of staying together here”
          “Yup, so it seems. I think it is best if we NEVER admit to anyone that we are in a relationship. That way it will be very hard for the media to pick apart our eventual break up, you know the one, the next time either of us is cast opposite someone we connect with”

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            Ha ha! Yeah, I bet they do. They are like, Dude. We do not want to be all Jen Aniston/Brad Pitt/Jolie thing going on.

            And, uh, yeah. Do people not know that actors are, you know, ACTING when they are in movies? Like, kissing in a movie is not the same as kissing IRL? For those in the media who are confused, let me have Sir Ian McKellan explain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyoWmkhRyp8

          • TeamSeth

            He’s the best!

  • JustGoWithIt

    Freakiest recent (super)fan encounter? (I love that back in day Rob bit a baby for a pic with a fan)

    Most insane Twilight themed fan made product? (presets some for show, in case cast does not search Twilight on Etsy regularly, ponies! ponies!)

    To other than Kristen Taylor or Rob: Do you ever go to Twilight Fan Fic . net and read stories in which you are the main character?

    • cosi bella

      ooh that’s a GREAT question to ask any of them – ask them about fan fiction.
      This would be particularly fun (ok more like evil):
      JLH : (after obligatory ‘smiley’ photo done of course)
      “so Taylor what do you think about Fan Fiction Lemons with you as the main character? Do you have a favorite?”
      Taylor: Oh golly gumdrops goodness gracious me….er…

      (wot? it’s gonna be 2ndHE ANYWAY – might as well do it right)

      or how bout this:
      JLH: Taylor, there’s been a lot of talk recently about how you are too clean cut. So just to prove that you’re a ‘real’ person can you turn to camera 3 over there and say loudly and clearly to all your fans what is written on this card (which says “hey there mutha F****rs!”)
      Taylor: Oh my word! Golly gee gosh no I……

      Aww I feel bad now – thought it would come across as funny but I feel like I’m being kinda mean…but then again he DOES need to looooosen up just a weeeeee bit already!!!

      • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

        JLH: I would like to ask you specifically about slashfic; in the fandom, you are almost exclusively a “Bottom”. Why do you think that is?

        TayLau: A what?

        JLH: A Bottom. You know. (indecipherable hand gestures)

        TayLau: I…I don’t…(nervous smile)

        JLH: Here, I will read you my favorite part from this one, called “Jacob and The Wolf Pack” oh wait, sorry, it’s “Jacob DOES the Wolf Pack”…

        TayLau: *faints*

        • cosi bella

          LMAO!!

          and poor Taylor – unless he looks anything other than completely ‘mystified’ by the terms ‘Lemon’ and ‘Slashfiction’ (err..I just had to look that one up myself) – then we’ll all be like – oooh he reads them he reads them!!!!!

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            You don’t know about The Fic That Dares Not Speak Its Name? It’s kinda fun, def. OOC but…Edward/Jasper is my fave ship *snicker*

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            Nikki Reed could of filled him in though . . . I would of LOVED to be a fly on the wall with ANY of their conversations. It is probably her official job to fill Taylor in since Rachel is not around. I can just hear it now . . .”Ah, Taylor, we need to talk babe.” She probably lives for making his face turn red.

        • TeamSeth

          JLH: Is this why you never smile in photos with grown, attractive women?

          TayLau: [Where's my agent!!!] Now you know that’s not true, I just smiled with you!

          JLH: That’s sweet. And what about ‘meat patties’. Is that code for something else, like how ‘hot pockets’ is code for ‘webcam sex on dirty hotel room sheets’?

          TayLau: [AGENT! Stop flirting with your TomStu:HE and get back here] (laughs) What? Golly, I sure had to eat a lot of those meat patties for my get buff Jacob wolf diet. I owe that to C-Dubs, even Steve Jones was jealous, whoever he is!

          JLH: Er, um, right. Okay, so…

          TayLau: (Big smile at camera)

          Cameraman is blinded and swings camera around, focusing on TomStu:HE covered in smelly Rob undies, and AH has to cut back to Joan Rivers in the studio. All viewers change the channel.

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            “covered in smelly Rob undies”…I think I will make that my new sign in name. SmellyRobUndies. Heh.

  • JustGoWithIt

    They should have Dakota do the interviews. Sure she’s in the movie, whatever. I liked when in an interview (Leno I think) she gave the classic fan run down of how long it took her to read the book and where she was at the time.

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  • Stacey

    Did you guys forget, JLH starred as P.Fach’s ex girlfriend in that classic high school flick, Can’t Hardly Wait! She has an in with Daddy Cullen! Awkward conversation with Jennie Garth!

    Oh, and them she’ll try to get engaged with Pattinson, because she’s been engaged like 50 times.

    • TeamSeth

      I hope she keeps the rings and makes some epic jewelry out of it… like “Diamonds on a string” necklace or something, as if they’re those gross candy necklace things…

  • http://twitter.com/hippietrixi Christine

    Ok, Access Hollywood what drugs are you smoking and where can I get some for myself?

    Ditch JLH and hire TheMoonIsDown STAT!

    • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

      Hale yeah!

  • GoodgirlgonePlaid

    Dude! They’ve bought back the McRib?!? No Fair!
    We havn’t had the McRib over in the Uk since about the last time they showed Party of Five! (which they ditched after season4- I have yet to see season5 again, NO FAIR)

    As for this red carpet reportage, I have the answer- start your own tv channel. Every show can be Hot Pocket and or Olive Garden sponsored. Simples.
    If E! Can do it so can we. I mean how hard can it be?

    • TeamSeth

      My fave Jon Stewart type ad (or maybe it was here?) was when he said “Why is the McRib always just for a limited amount of time? Is it because if it was always on the menu their clientele would all die?” hehe McRibs are so… weird. Just this weird chewiness that reminds me of Chili’s.

      • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

        It’s like the Niblet (at Applebee’s, I can’t remember which) where I dared to ask the waitress “and what part of the cow is this from?” Sometimes, you really don’t want to know the answer.

        • TeamSeth

          That makes me think of the Douglas Adams Restaurant at the End of the Universe scene where the cow asks Arthur Dent what section he would like of him. hehe

  • JustGoWithIt

    I watched the interview. She did admit to waiting in line to get a picture taken with Rob. She gets points there. Minus a few points for lack of embarrassment. Although Access Hollywood is all about lack of embarrassment…HELLO! And I detected a touch of Diva But I’m a Stah! attitude with the 100 women from Minnesota (or where ever she said) got their picture taken, and I didn’t. She might not have meant it that way, who knows.

    • oh werd?

      i caught that too! she may as well have just said “i’m jennifer love hewitt, helloooo?”

  • Anonymous

    Here are my questions to the cast:

    1. When you guys are just messing around after hours on the Summit compound, do you act out alternative scenes from any of the Twilight movies? Like, instead of having Jessica be smarty-pants valedictorian, do you put Emmett on the podium and have him orate a “Bill & Ted’s excellent commencement speech” up there with his graduation cap tilted way off to the wrong side? Because that would be fun if you did.
    2. Does Emmett even go to class? I cannot imagine him ever passing high school…I have a feeling none of those inside joke caps on the wall are his. He repeats because he cannot pass, correct, not because he needs to spend his days in school (I guess more a question for S. Meyer).
    3. Do you remember Stephanie Molina? The one in the red jacket? Wasn’t she cool?
    and of course the obvious:
    4. If you could have a My Little Twilight Pony or My Little TomStu, which would you choose?

    • Anonymous

      Sorry one more, for Rob.

      5. When you see any of the hundreds of fan vids of yourself on YouTube set to stripper music, do you yourself feel like stripping, putting a rose in your mouth, and circling your leg around a pole? Or is that just me?

      • Anonymous

        and 5a: what is your stripper name, Rob?

        • TeamSeth

          This is random, but what is your avatar? To me, from this angle and size, it appears to be Rob and a human dressed as an irritable black bear canoodling underwater OR near a supernova, very Moulin Rouge like.

          But I’m guessing it’s not that.

          • Anonymous

            TeamSeth: It is whatever you want it to be, let Baz Luhrmann be your spirit guide.

            Or: think Supermassive black hole, not supernova.

          • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

            Edward on Dancing with the Stars after he did one too many spins?

          • Anonymous

            I’m liking these guesses! Yes, it is Edward about to get dipped in a celestial dance with Sam (“that’s not Ursa Major!”).

    • Smolina991

      It’s me… Infamous red jacket SM. I’m headed back to BR this weekend with your questions in tow. Just wanted to let you know I appreciate the shout out. I’m seriously thinking about conversation material in order to maintain both normal status and max fun. Just saying

      • natteringyeahrobber

        OMG – you are really going back? That’s so awesome. I think you should print out the photo (or heck, print out the entire blog posting) and have them sign it. Sure, that would probably be awkward and might cause them to all make the “security, get over here” nod, but it would be such a win for the LTT team. Please tell them I said hello. Have fun – so jealous! :)

  • TeamSeth

    Okay, I’m not sure which Lost character you mean, but I hope that Miles’ character and Jennifer can announce together…ghost whisperer’s unite!

    Though, I would most want her and Ethan Embry (if we HAD to keep her in the mix)… a Can’t Hardly Wait reunion w/ PFach!!!

    • http://twitter.com/hippietrixi Christine

      Gawd Ethan Embry. I had such a crush on him.

      • TeamSeth

        ME TOO! :D Others here too… there was a discussion one day about him.

        • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

          I had to look him up. When I saw his face on imdb (thank you for whoever created that site) I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from . . . .Bobby Ray from Sweet Home Alabama. I’ve only watched the movies a gazillion times. Love him . . . even as gay Bobby Ray.

    • efam

      Moon’s talking about Matthew Fox (Charlie)…

      I saw him in person one time…totally hot!

      • TeamSeth

        Matthew Fox played Jack… Domenic Magonawhatever played Charlie (Merry from LOTR yay!). Or do we mean Charlie Swan? (Mr. Seth is HARD CORE obsessed with Lost, I don’t just ‘know’ these things lol Osmosis or something…)

        • efam

          Oh, I meant the Lost guy that Moon was talking about was Matthew Fox from Party of Five. His character in Po5 was named Charlie.

          Too many “Charlies”!!! :)

  • http://twitter.com/Freaky_Bella FreakyBella

    You should seriously send this to Access Hollywood. I hate Jennifer Love Whatever. She’s so annoying…

  • Anonymous

    Ugh why do they persist in trying to get ‘actors’ to ‘host’ and ‘present’ and ‘interview’ when all they’re really good for is ‘acting’ (and standing-still-on-the-red-carpet eye candy)? I don’t know why they can’t do all these things but it has been proven over and over again that it just doesn’t work – Queen Latif*ckup anyone??
    Moon, UC, of course you’re perfect for the job, that goes without saying…now you just have to get yourselves the gig!!

    • Anonymous

      plus celebrities already have more perks than we can ever dream of – clean swimming pools, nice hotel rooms, maintained houses, refrigerators that don’t make loud popping noises all night (had to throw that in there – my fridge is possessed), personal shoppers/drivers/trainers and the like. on top of all that, they have access to other celebs. why NOT give a non-celeb but camera-friendly expert access to the twilight people? i actually think it would draw in more viewers, because viewers could relate (i.e. “she’s one of us”). why do tv execs always have to assume that viewers only want to see celebs with other celebs? do they think we are that simplistic, that stupid, that shallow?

    • Anonymous

      plus celebrities already have more perks than we can ever dream of – clean swimming pools, nice hotel rooms, maintained houses, refrigerators that don’t make loud popping noises all night (had to throw that in there – my fridge is possessed), personal shoppers/drivers/trainers and the like. on top of all that, they have access to other celebs. why NOT give a non-celeb but camera-friendly expert access to the twilight people? i actually think it would draw in more viewers, because viewers could relate (i.e. “she’s one of us”). why do tv execs always have to assume that viewers only want to see celebs with other celebs? do they think we are that simplistic, that stupid, that shallow?

      • TeamSeth

        YEAH! Why did SMEyer have an Eclipse junket w/ bloggers? Because they actually care for real about the saga!!! And they’re real people. Maybe they think “real people” won’t be camera friendly? Pssshaw! Ridiculous.

  • pattygirl

    taylor doesn;t smile with older females because he is afraid his gay fans will mad. JLH has always been team edward girl, and ya who would want to speak to Bella when there is Edward. She is a presenter for team edward only aka Rob.

    • cosi bella

      Hmmm….just discovered today what ‘blind item’ means.

      if what they say about “Parrish Maguire” is true….then it seems all the rumors were true …

      Guess this is old news to you guys but I’m in SHOCK

      …off to look into this some more

  • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

    Ok, Billy Bush is the one that suggested she do this for Access Hollywood. Maybe he gets his way by saying things on Live TV so they can’t back out, because honestly who takes him seriously? So imagine being his boss . . . “ok Billy, whatever you say Billy” while making no eye contact.

    But this is the same guy who thinks when in doubt talk louder or emphasize with the Regis yell. Oh, can I be there when they pop Jennifer’s bubble and tell her due to an overwhelming 70% Access Hollywood Poll with all the graphics a 2nd grader can master the people do NOT want her anywhere near the Twilight red carpet let alone armed with a Microphone.

    Shaun Robinson and Taylor have that thing going on and she always diverts right before the team underwear signing thought comes to her so stick with what works Access Hollywood. Ok, I think I’m done now.

    • TeamSeth

      Are we talking about 1970s Billy Bush?

      • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

        The magnetism of the stache for that Billy Bush of the 70′s.

        No. The Access Hollywood Billy Bush was born in the 70′s. Cousin and nephew to the two George Bushes (wow, is that how you pluralize Bush, I have no idea).

      • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

        Just saw Houston Knights on Billy Green Bush’s imdb listing. I was so in love with that show . . . Don’t Make No Never Mind . . . had Michael Pare from Eddie in the Cruisers. Sorry, I was having a moment. The other cowboy guy on that show and the guy who played Jake Ryan were like my major hollywood crushes. Oh, and how could I forget Greg Evigan from BJ and the Bear. Ok, sooooo off topic. So sorry.

        • Anonymous

          Greg Evigan – now there’s a name I haven’t heard in literally decades! BJ and the Bear – god, what a name for a show. And what a concept – a trucker and his chimpanzee. The 1970′s were good for something, and that was wacky TV show premises. I remember Evigan from My Two Dads (with Paul Reiser). His weird mousse-y head and beard combo really freaked me out.

        • Anonymous

          Eddie Lives!

  • sw_twi_fan

    I think JLH really wants to be a vampire. She talked about bedazzling her vajayjay on George Lopez. I can see her fitting in well with the Twimoms on Oprah, if that’s the kind of embarassment Access Hollywood is looking for.

    • Anonymous

      “if that’s the kind of embarassment Access Hollywood is looking for: – actually, i think that’s the kind of embarassment Access Hollywood EXISTS for.

    • Anonymous

      How does one go about bedazzling their privates? Do you use like one of those decorating guns in those commercials? (Because they sound an awful lot like a hot glue gun…and I bet that would quite messy and um, hot.)
      I’m severely creeped out but still kinda interested. Normal.

      • MyNieceIsAFanRIGHT

        It will only be a matter of time before Cosmo has it listed on their cover so you can sneak a peek (noooo pun intended there) at the article while checking out at the grocery store. Also normal. Just remember to however sees/reads it first to fill us all in, inquiring minds want to know.

        • sw_twi_fan

          Apparently, she tells you how in her book. Yes, another celeb has “written” a book. She has a chapter called Vagazzeling your Vajayjay!!!! Sorry, I’m still not gonna buy it.

  • Alice_NaA

    Isn’t she’s the one with the sparkly vajayjay? I hate to say it, but no-one can compeet with that.

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