Taylor’s got a new lady and we wanna know if she’s DTF

Dear Taylor,

While I was busy watching the Grammys and suffering through people saying “Who are the Avett Brothers/Mumford and Sons/Arcade Fire?” You were busy making your way through LAX with a chick called Lily Collins, aka your costar in the upcoming flick Abduction. Is that why Taylor wasn’t at the Grammy’s? Did she refuse to put on a pretty pretty princess dress and instead locked herself in her hotel room and tried to think of all the words that rhymed with Lily? We all know Taylor Swift already wrote a number one song about YOU do you really want to give her fodder for a follow up record where she trashes you for having an on set hook up with a costar when that’s how YOU two met? Moving on is sad Taylors…

Hmmm this dress looks familiar… (ps if that was a DC we’d be in business)

Since I care for you Taylor I decided to investigate who this Lily Collins girl is. I was hoping she was the heir of the Olive Garden/Red Lobster restaurant chain, or at least the daughter of a McDonald’s franchise owner in the midwest somewhere but as it turns out is just the daughter of some musician named Phil Collins* who was born in Guildford, England aka where Daniel Gale in The Bad Mother’s Handbook is from (someone put me out of my misery for knowing that. my life is embarrassing right now). Also important to note is the fact she’s 21!!! Dude, you like the older ladies… that’s the same as Swifty (someone go give her a hug). She has written in a bunch of magazines, hosted a kids pick the president event, has been cast in the Mortal Instruments adaption and has large eyebrows. We’re taking Camilla Belle/Sandy Cohen level eye brows. So pretty much your basic cute girl next door. ZZZZZZZzzzzzz. Someone wake me up when she writes a song about family taco night at the Lautners or how Taylor gave her a “Women of the Word” devotional book.

The only info you we need to know about this Lily Collins girl is whether she is DTF like Taylor Swift was for you… and if not you better start sending those roses to Taylor Swift again and showing her your “tan skin” cause being non-DTF will just not do for us. Thanks.

I may or may not be DTF,
Themoonisdown

PS why does your face look like a weird fan manipulation image in that LAX photo?

*I know who Phil Collins is, thanks*

DUDES two Taylor posts, back to back! Where are our Team Jacob girls at? Do we think Lily is DTF or does Taylor really just likes that song from Tarzan?

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  • Gracieblack28

    ‘Tan skin’…snickers like the pervy old lady that I am.

  • JellyBeanRainbow

    What’s DTF?

    • Cristine

      I don’t know, I’m wondering the same thing…

      • natteringyeahrobber

        Don’t feel too out of it – I had to Google nearly every reference in today’s posting. DTF, Mortal Instruments, Camilla Belle, Sandy Cohen, etc… I got Phil Collins. This could very well mean I am now my mother.

        • nocoolname

          I got half of those references, but ONLY because of my long relationship with LTT.

          BTW, DTF is a reference from The Jersey Shore meaning “Down to F***”

          And again, I ONLY know this because an LTT post a while back where I asked the same question.

          Oh, the things I know now…

        • nocoolname

          I got half of those references, but ONLY because of my long relationship with LTT.

          BTW, DTF is a reference from The Jersey Shore meaning “Down to F***”

          And again, I ONLY know this because an LTT post a while back where I asked the same question.

          Oh, the things I know now…

          • MariaCecilia

            You know you have a cult when people insert abbreviations into every sentence that make sense to no one else…

          • TeamSeth

            Don’t drink the Heineken!

  • eatmyjorts

    *lame alert* What’s DTF?

    P.S. Don’t diss Phil Collins…he’s like a cuddly Uncle to us Angles…

    • Heidi’sMom

      I googled it — doomed to fail or down to f**k, apparently. Not sure which one Moon means.

      • Anonymous

        I think it could mean both, judging from history with Swifty.

        • TeamSeth

          OOH BURN!

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  • Hallmomma

    Thanks for putting that song from Tarzan in my head! I am not sure if I am more embarrassed to know it or actually own it!

    • MariaCecilia

      Was it Tarzan, wasn’t it the Lion king..? No, wait, same jungle, another love song “Can you feel the love tonight..”

      • TeamSeth

        Okay wait, Tarzan went down in Africa? Why’d always think it was in India?

        • Anonymous

          Wan’t “The Jungle Book” in India?
          Jeez, all these Disney movies are confusing.
          Also, ‘Tarzan went down in Africa’ is making it really difficult for my mind to not go in the gutter…

          • TeamSeth

            HAHA! i didn’t even think about that! But then when I read yoru comment I immediately started to sing “The Tarzan went down to Africa, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal.” (in my head, of course, shared office and such). Jungle Book is for certain in India, me and Kipling are besties when I imitate JLoveHewitt. For some reason I didn’t think Tarzan took place in Africa, but it is so. I suppose the book title “Tarzan and the Golden Lion” should’ve given me a clue. But I never read Tarzan books…

            “I’m gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware!” “Well I’ve never seen the king of beasts with quite so little hair!”

      • TeamSeth

        Okay wait, Tarzan went down in Africa? Why’d always think it was in India?

      • Anonymous

        Disney nerd alert: Phil Collins did the music for Tarzan, Elton John did the music for the Lion King.

        • TeamSeth

          Oh snap! Look who’s feelin’ the love tonight ;)

  • blackgirltwihard

    lmao!!!! I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord

    P.S. yeah ladies it’s Down to F#$%…It’s in another post up here where it originated… I forgot which one. LTT Lingo = hilarious

    • cosi bella

      “I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord” LMAO *kneeslap!*

      yup it’ll be “in the air” all right (and nowhere near Lily). ok I know I know I get 100 ‘evil points’ for that one..

      • TeamSeth

        It’s Valentine’s Day–anything goes. Oh heeeyyy

      • TeamSeth

        It’s Valentine’s Day–anything goes. Oh heeeyyy

  • cosi bella

    Saw this photo earlier.

    Lily’s for lovely head of hair would make a good beard for him I think. ;)

    Is it tooooooo coincidental that after being able to dodge the paparazzi for months suddenly oops he’s photgraphed with his supposed love interest around his birthday? (cos if they’re together he wouldn’t spend his birthday without her now would he? right? right.)

    I want to be wrong – dammit! I want his PR folk to do a better job of maintaining the illusion that he really is this jaw-droppingly beautiful, well mannered, sensitive, principled young man …..who even tho these characterstics usually come in a different package …..this time… THIS time …it comes in a straight man…..which means there’s hope for malekind and womankind and gives us happy romantic dreams…… I wanna believe!!!! I neeed this illusion – it made me happy.

    somebody, anybody sooth my doubting mind ….convince me please…the dark side of blind journalism is winning me over…and they don’t even have cookies..

  • cosi bella

    Saw this photo earlier.

    Lily’s for lovely head of hair would make a good beard for him I think. ;)

    Is it tooooooo coincidental that after being able to dodge the paparazzi for months suddenly oops he’s photgraphed with his supposed love interest around his birthday? (cos if they’re together he wouldn’t spend his birthday without her now would he? right? right.)

    I want to be wrong – dammit! I want his PR folk to do a better job of maintaining the illusion that he really is this jaw-droppingly beautiful, well mannered, sensitive, principled young man …..who even tho these characterstics usually come in a different package …..this time… THIS time …it comes in a straight man…..which means there’s hope for malekind and womankind and gives us happy romantic dreams…… I wanna believe!!!! I neeed this illusion – it made me happy.

    somebody, anybody sooth my doubting mind ….convince me please…the dark side of blind journalism is winning me over…and they don’t even have cookies..

    • Anonymous

      I must of been typing the same time you were . . . I was thinking the DTF was a shout out to your frustration the other day.

      • cosi bella

        Sadly…she prob is DTF…just not him…and he apparently is NOT read to be DTF with anyone and when he is it won’t be with her or ANY ‘her’

        I’m waitin’ …who will sooth my doubting mind and keep the happy illusion going for me..?

        Stevie Nicks – what say you?
        please. Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies….

        • Anonymous

          Stevie says:
          Just like the white winged dove…
          sings a song…
          Sounds like she’s singing…
          ooo…baby…ooo…said ooo

          Sorry, that’s all I can think of when someone says Stevie Nicks.

          • TeamSeth

            On the edge of seventeen… She already WROTE a NM inspired album.

          • cosi bella

            EXCARY! s’why I was hoping for some help from her!

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Or maybe ask Steely Dan (Donald Fagen) – they wrote Hey Nineteen.

            Or don’t worry, I just did. Their response? :

            “The Cuervo Gold
            The fine Colombian
            Make tonight a wonderful thing
            We can’t dance together
            No we can’t talk at all”

            Ok, well, that didn’t help much, but maybe after a few Cuervo Golds, I can give you a better answer.

    • TeamSeth

      I’m totally pulling for him to be straight, despite all my jokes to the contrary.

      • cosi bella

        Is that it????!! THAT’S all the reassurance the new kid gets from you LTT veterans to help me feel safe that i can look forward to years of movies starring the most gorgeous man ever to have been born being able to tranpsort me into a blissfull 1 hour and 45 minutes of suspended reality? – Worth spending mah 15 bucks on?

        I need more! As in ‘Tom-Cruise-scientology-type- brainwashing’ more!

        • TeamSeth

          Wait, you’re not new! I know your name now and have decided that I don’t think you’re brazilian even though I did at first, but maybe you actually are? Anyway, I guess I didn’t decide that after all–but this is my super stealthy way of asking ;)

          Is he straight? Take it from the professional:

          Love is like a river
          I think you’re uptight lady ooh, out of sight
          And you can’t say no in the middle of the night
          Love is like a river
          Well I think you’re uptight lady uptight lady
          Ooh, out of sight out of sight, baby

          • cosi bella

            Nope not Braziian. Lyrics are totally lost on me (this happens a lot with me) or are you saying I’m uptight?

          • TeamSeth

            No, that was Taylor singing to you…

            What? No, really, I couldn’t find any appropriately straight or appropriately gay sound lyrics, so I just put those in. Filler. Until the real convincing begins with her new [moon] release!

          • cosi bella

            Oh I see – Stevie Nicks stand in. gotcha.

            Phew! that’s a relief …..for a minute there I thought I was drifting towards “not normal”

            Speaking of which I have totally UBER over-posted on LTT today – is that normal?

          • TeamSeth

            Taylor days are rare. You gotta get it while it’s hot!

        • Anonymous

          Here’s my reassurance: Heck yes he’s straight, but he’s mine.
          :)

          • cosi bella

            strangely reassuring in it’s simplicity. ok…

    • TeamSeth

      I’m totally pulling for him to be straight, despite all my jokes to the contrary.

  • Anonymous

    I had to look up DTF awhile back or I would be googling too this morning. The Doomed To Fail is a LOT better than the other one, but I guess not if your Taylor (in more ways than one). All I can say about anyone famous dating is that at least they will have plenty of pictures to look back on . . . as will everyone else to remind them over and over again. Not the upside of fame for sure.

    Did think the other one (DTF) at first, and that it was a shout out for COSI BELLA tearing her hair out last letter on everyone always playing nicey with Taylor. Maybe it’s because the Sharkboy and Cheaper By The Dozen is still to fresh in our minds (and forever re-aired on TV).

    Also hoping for Taylor’s ego & whatever current girlfriend he has, he is always standing next to a hot girl when they take the next picture and his current flame understands. See, I’m doomed to play nicey too (and yes, I’m Team Space Heater).

    • cosi bella

      “Maybe it’s because the Sharkboy and Cheaper By The Dozen is still to fresh in our minds ”

      Maybe….but ….nah there’s something more interesting going on…tons of young celebs don’t get treated this way even tho they’ve got Disney/ wholeshome career backgrounds….

      remember Kirstin’s comment about Taylor when she ‘warns off’ Carrie Keagan for gettin smutty about Taylor? And Kristin gets all stern and serious with Carrie cos *gasp* he’s only “17”. er…didn’t she just make a movie with a then 15 year old Dakota Fanning with a full blown lesbian make out scene??? WTF?

      it’s voodoo I tell yah..

      • cosi bella

        …..ooh this is what I fr*ckin LOVE about Rob’s personality ……he made some quip/comeback to Taylor in an interview something like “you’ve got no room to talk – don’t you have to get romantic with a baby or something ?” (sorry being lazy I should hunt down the actual quote)…but I remember thinking hehehe Rob, good on yah – he’s an authentic guy – don’t think he’s got a bullsh*t bone in his body.

        Voodoo no work on Rob. His kung fu is stroooong.

        • Anonymous

          “Voodoo no work on Rob. His kung fu is strong.” Love that.

          Maybe it is in preparation for the baby love hell storm coming his way. The other thing that may be total bullsh*t is that the people who do know him know him as a honest to goodness nice person since they all seem a little defensive about him.

          I stumbled on this article a long time ago and I always wondered if his PR team/parents are trying to protect him from this whether he is straight, gay, or whatever. There was a reporter that kinda of pushed him on the gay thing (put says was not included in article? don’t know) and a gay publication was pretty cool in their response to it. He just turned 19 so watch out since some have rung the fair game bell and think his PR knows this.

          http://www.afterelton.com/people/2009/12/rolling-stone-new-love-taylor-lautner

          I know I tease and joke as well as this is TOTALLY what this site is all about but know it was something I thought was pretty interesting. Hell, I wet my pants watching Jessi Cruickshank interview him. Here’s the total other end of the spectrum that he has to deal with but she might of helped him prepare for the worst and his team to prevent putting him in certain situations.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFaRXcw8908

          Needless to say overall, you got a whole male gay population out there hoping you are right and female population hoping you are wrong.

          Didn’t mean to get so deep for a Monday! I hope that didn’t come out wrong, goody2shoes, or let’s hold hands Kumbaya.

          • cosi bella

            Yeah sorry when something “peeks” (nod to teamseth – lol) my interest I tend to wanna know EVERTHING and if it don’t make sense or don’t ring true…then my brain pesters me.

            Just askin these questions cos I’ve never in my many (too many) years had ANY interest in the Hollywood machine whatsoever…this all started about 3 months ago. So in my naivete maybe I’m crashing normal etiquette for what’s acceptable for speculation for 19 yr old celebrities.

            Thanks for the links – I did have a pang of conscience moment and then I think… he’s 19 and he’s soon to be $45 million richer ….er and I don’t even treat my s14 with the kid gloves that Taylor is treated…. I even asked my son’s friends if any of thier friends in school ever said “my word” or “goodness me!” They said no – that person would be considered a ‘freak’ and his friends agree…and that’s a 14 yr old…and we live in a ‘good area…….and…

            Yeah I feel like my questionns are prob too analytical and boring and too ‘in-depth’ lol – that’s me I’m cursed like that. Don’t want to dampen the lighthearted fun that is LTT (and why I love this place so much)

            Nope. Don’t wanna be a party pooper. S’ok I’ll be good now – I’ll play along.

            :))

          • Anonymous

            Bring it on. :D

          • cosi bella

            you really really shouldn’t encourage me – my textwalls when I get my ‘obsess on” have been known to dry up eyeballs.

            You has been warned!!!

          • cosi bella

            you really really shouldn’t encourage me – my textwalls when I get my ‘obsess on” have been known to dry up eyeballs.

            You has been warned!!!

          • TeamSeth

            Your kids also live in the real world. Even my 38 y/o Mr. Seth doesn’t say “goodness me” or “my word” in seriousness…

            Wait, am I even replying to this correctly?

            Anyway, I started peeking into Hollywood due to Twi as well. My first EVER red carpet show was the NM premiere! (that I watched, not went to) ;)

          • Anonymous

            I have chronic foot and mouth disease so I was thinking I am the party pooper.

            You probably nailed it with the PR machine and I’m drinking the koolaid, but I’m as clueless as anyone on what is real or not real in that tinsel town.

      • Anonymous

        Voodoo Taylor! It’s my favourite current conspiracy theory, and so so plausible to. Can someone call Scully & Mulder?

        • cosi bella

          oh I could run and run with the Voodoo Taylor conspiracy theory longtime.

          ooh – I’m still waiting for the photoshop of Daddy Lautner minus the poundage – seen lots of great ones on you tube but sadly no Lautner Sr.ones – anyone got any mad skills in this area? (that’s re Moon and UC’s adoption theory)

          Maybe it’s true – once BD2 is out and the wolf/baby situation is “managed” movie watched tickets bought money made – maybe Taylor will get his “crazy” on for the cameras. No one can have that ZERO of a personality No one can TRULY be that perfect

          Anyhoozle – If he’s truly a Good Guy he’ll “come out” after breaking dawn 2 and go into production or script writing or somethin. (Just hope that when he produces movies it’ll be with lots and lots of romance and love triangles — with drop dead gorgeous STRAIGHT actors this time please….)

          • TeamSeth

            You can’t really run and run with Voodoo conspiracy theory… because it’s fast.

          • cosi bella

            Goddamit Team Seth – that made me LOL (as in really. with sound. coming out of my mouth. am I over explaining?)

            I was like a little kid – I’m like – ooh ooh – that’s from the script – I geddit!!! I geddit!!!

            crazy/insane shizzle – this twilight business – but I love it!

          • TeamSeth

            (shh…I watched it last night)

    • MariaCecilia

      It would be no fun to be mean to the super-nice and super-correct kid who your mama thinks you should marry..it would only backfire in your face and make you look like an immature b*tch. I think that’s what we see happening in the press. Plus he is smooth as glass (no kidding he looks like the Barbie-version of himself!) so how could anything find purchase?

      • cosi bella

        “smooth as glass” “barbie version of himself”

        haha! this made me think of “max headroom” with the plastic ‘unreal’ face – yeah he really does LOOK plastic. But he’s still beautiful…so glad that he’s straight as well and I can therefore find him totally believable as the latest gorgeous leading man for years to come.

  • Anonymous

    I love that she’s from the same town as Daniel Gale. And that you knew that, Moon. You get the Twi/Rob Nerd of the Day award. It comes around to all of us at some point or another.

    • MariaCecilia

      I still haven’t seen the Bad mother’s etc – I guess I’ll have to now, or I’m totally out of it? More important question: where was Phil Collin’s former colleague Peter Gabriel born?! A-ha! Got you! (No, I don’t know either, but I like his songs more..;-)

      • TeamSeth

        Cobham, Surrey, England

    • Anonymous

      Ok, I really need to to check out this Daniel Gale character. Is the movie worth my time?

  • Anonymous

    She was cast for Hunger Games? Where the heck have I been? I am SO out of it.

    Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins… yeah, there’s nothing good there to mash them together. Taylor Lily, hey that sounds like Tiger Lily. Ooo! Maybe they should start a trend of having a relationship flower. Something that symbolizes their relationship. I mean, Taylor could be Tiger… becuase he’s NOT a bear. Right? Plus, it could be a meaningful tag to their relationship because Taylor is actually part some kind or another Native American (I believe) and many Native Americans used to use eat the bulbs so of that Lily… wait. That sounded dirty. Completely unintentional. I take back my suggestion. How about Collner.

    • Anonymous

      You crack me up!

    • MariaCecilia

      But the Hunger Games movie is like yeaars away (whining) and I want it to come out this summer! Stop teasing me with casting news and make it happen already! Collner sounds like a type of dog, no? Lol! Like my husband has deemed himself my “borderline collie”. (Don’t ask me to explain that..)

      • Anonymous

        Hahaha – k. Won’t ask. ;)

        Collner sounded to me like, “calling her.” Like, “Taylor started callin’ ‘er to see if she was DTF.”

        • TeamSeth

          bahaha! I immediately thought of a colander, then of a colon. Maybe not the best. LilTay? ;) So much win in that. Bring on the hip hop dancing!

          • Anonymous

            They could do ‘America’s Best Dance Crew’ with the other members of the wolf pack.

          • TeamSeth

            Howlin’ with my homies!

      • Anonymous

        So imdb.com is not updated yet to show this Hunger Games update. I’m whining right there with you.

        • Anonymous

          Um. Ahem. Imdb wouldn’t reflect that Lily was cast for Hunger Games because I, uh, KIND OF, SORT OF, apparently made that up in my head.

          Kitkat pointed out to me that Moon said Lily was cast for “Mortal Instruments” NOT “Hunger Games.” You know, I SWEAR it said Hunger Games when I read it yesterday morning! I think Moon’s just messing with me… ;)

      • Anonymous

        yes, 2013 is a bit far to be releasing info already

    • Anonymous

      I think Moon said Mortal Instruments, which is the series by Cassandra Clare. She’s been cast as Clary (side note: Hellllooo Jace!)

      • Anonymous

        *snort*

        She totally did. Hahaha! Whoops. I’m blaming the TBI. Gawd.

        Yes I know that series. I read…well am reading it (waiting for the next book to come out. (side note: yeah, Jace’s yummy…)

  • cosi bella

    …and UC as far as I’m concerned the minute I heard that Ms. Swift was dating the most notorious closeted Gay in hollywood (Jake Gyllenhaal – or however u spell it) – she may as well have stamped “Rent-A-Beard” on her forehead

    ooooh I bet Taylor’s PR people are P*SSED at her for that! Hmmmm – maybe she did it on purpose….

    • cosi bella

      oops – spaghetti brain today I meant ‘moon’ not ‘UC’ sorry!

  • TheColdWoman

    MUMFORD AND SONS!!!! LOVED IT! Anyway, she was also the daughter in The Blind Side. And I think this is obviously Taylor trying to be more Rob-like. Duh. Dating a girl whose dad is from the same town that Daniel Gale (played by Rob) is from… So transparent.

    And that LAX pic is legit. God shines his light on Taylor even when he’s indoors. Cue choirs of angels.

    And sarcasm detectors.

  • Anonymous

    Did anyone notice there was a Taylor Swift for Target ad on the Grammys last night (“I’m naming names”) followed immediately by an ad for the Olive Garden? I tell you it was a secret message! Taylor wants Taylor back!

  • Alice_NaA

    There there Swifty, time to put on another dress to lie awake at 2 am, thinking of the tan skin boy. Your next album needs some new inspiring lyrics.

    • Anonymous

      *cue perky tour guide* If you’ll just step this way Miss Swift I believe it is now time to show you an integral part of fame as we know it – The Backlash Torture Parlour – see you on the other side, you’re in good hands here.

    • Anonymous

      *cue perky tour guide* If you’ll just step this way Miss Swift I believe it is now time to show you an integral part of fame as we know it – The Backlash Torture Parlour – see you on the other side, you’re in good hands here.

  • Alice_NaA

    There there Swifty, time to put on another dress to lie awake at 2 am, thinking of the tan skin boy. Your next album needs some new inspiring lyrics.

  • Anonymous

    Whenever Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are mention in the same article without their last names, I always think it’s as if Tay-Tay is speaking about himself in third person. And then I’m reminded of the Seinfeld episode with the dude who always spoke of himself in third person.

    • TeamSeth

      TeamSeth laughed at that.

    • superhumanmoron

      Jimmy likes Elaine.

  • TeamSeth

    Maybe it is manip — there’s a little line where the neck gets shadowed under his chin/jaw… But regardless, I still think he looks hot in this picture. And he’s 19 in it, which is even better for not feeling super duper creepy about it.

    • Anonymous

      There is weird lighting in that photo – but, I don’t know, LAX can have some weird lighting. Especially in the United terminal – that terminal makes everyone look like CIA fugitives. That picture reminds me of a scene from Bourne Identity – kind of dark, kind of mysterious, like maybe that image was captured from the telescope of the Clive Owen’s rifle.

      • TeamSeth

        Oh, Clive Owen. Mmmmmmm You’ve just reminded me of what real men look like.

  • TeamSeth

    Maybe it is manip — there’s a little line where the neck gets shadowed under his chin/jaw… But regardless, I still think he looks hot in this picture. And he’s 19 in it, which is even better for not feeling super duper creepy about it.

  • Anonymous

    All I can say about said post is I know who the Avett Brothers are and I love them

  • Anonymous

    Lilly, Lilly, Lilly* – I want to like you, in fact I think you would be an awesome BFF who is DTF. I mean your dad is PHIL COLLINS!!! Apart from all that awesomeness your pocket money must be in the squillions – Taylor got a major b’day present this year yes (did you get your Dad to write him a song, like, a decent one?) which would totes make up for not getting a phone call (not calling someone on their eighteenth?! Who does that? Although there may have been some kind of network failure what with me trying to get all my b’day wishes through). Umm, oh yeah Lilly…BFF/DTF..you are making your mark as an actress *much applause* and we know how much determination /bitchiness etc that takes, and you look down to earthy, the eyebrows give it away (BTW my sister does a great brow wax & groom, video night maybe?) so Big Daddy would feel comfortable getting around in his pjs ’til noon when you visit. You have squillions of dollars, did I mention that already……but,

    I just don’t know. I’m looking for that wow factor and I shouldn’t have to. You look like more of a BAFTA girl, which is a good thing BTW, but I just don’t think Taylor is a BAFTA kind of guy, his clothes always look like they fit him properly if you know what I mean. Of course you’re both young and undeniably DTF so have fun I say while it lasts, take the opportunity to do stuff like get really drunk with Rob and bond over your Englishnessness just to piss Kristen off, get some words of wisdom from Big Daddy. And when it’s all over you’ll still have your inheritence and BAFTA, so all good yes? Glad to be of help.

    xxx Sj.

    PS Although you may be DTF that does not mean you get to have cosy morning lie-ins, you may not, repeat ‘may not’ interrupt the daily 5 hours that Taylor schedules for stomach crunches, unless of course you gave him a copy of the Karma Sutra – such a great 19th b’day present for the athletic type.

    *Yes I know it only has one ‘l’ but a friend has a daughter blah blah blah. Besides, I like it better.

  • Anonymous

    ooh, and I have this to say, my B, T-swifty had a roaring NY-eve party at her apartment in DT Nashville, post Jakey poo, my bet is she drank December away… AS a nashvillian, i think she is going to be fine

    • TeamSeth

      She’s dating Donnie Darko anyway, isn’t she?

      • Anonymous

        I was under the impression that they broke up…?
        Maybe it was because that creepy ass rabbit was following them everywhere like a deranged third wheel.

        • TeamSeth

          Seriously, I want to watch that movie again, but the memory of the bunny prevents me from doing so. (this coming from the person who still can’t say “bloody mary” three times unless she’s at brunch. I’m such a scaredy cat)

          Oh, and I don’t know if they did or not…Swift isn’t on my Google Alerts.

          • Anonymous

            Luckily, I have it on dvd. It’s a “double feature” one that also has Napolean Dynamite.

            “I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!”
            “Did you shoot any?”
            “Yes, like 50 of them! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?”

            Best. Movie. Night. Ever.

          • TeamSeth

            “It’s a mad mad world.”

        • TeamSeth

          Taylor: No I can’t see it.
          Jake: Really? Because he’s sitting right next to me.
          Taylor: As long as he’s not sitting between us. (huh, that’d be a great lyric for when I talk him into dumping me!)
          Jake: Yeah, I’m pretty sure you’re going to die if I don’t self-sacrifice. I mean, despite it being the year of the rabbit and all.
          Taylor: Yeah, I don’t believe in all that voodoo stuff. That’s why Taylor had to end things.
          Jake: Jimmy likes Elaine!
          Taylor: What are you talking about?
          Jake: (Seriously?!) You’re too young, I guess.
          Taylor: (Why do they always say that?!) Can we just watch the movie and not talk about the rabbit anymore!
          Jake: If I had a nickel…

        • cosi bella

          that was an uber fauxmance. Nothing can move me to buy into THAT one.

          • TeamSeth

            You’re so the rabbit! ;)

          • cosi bella

            Never saw Donnie Darko so of course just had to google it to get a picture of this ‘rabbit’

            whoaaa there momma…that is one scary-ass looking rabit sitting in that movie theater. sheesh.
            And it seems that it was in fact Jake G’s boyfriend du jour inside that rabbit suit. Apparently it helped them both to get their ‘bunny’ on.

      • Anonymous

        Sorry, that’s the Jake I was referring to. And yes, they broke uo

        • TeamSeth

          I finally understood what this is in reply to lol

    • cosi bella

      oooh referenceing Ms Swift’s alleged and completely unproven habit of heavy drinking methinks?….I see the blind dark side has claimed another victim…

      hehehehe

  • TeamSeth

    This is a touch OT, but did anyone else not know how to pronounce the name of the frenemy Lila in the Sweet Valley Twins series? Short i, long i, or the i that sounds like an ‘e’, like in Lilo and Stitch?

    • Anonymous

      I would assume lie-lah. But I have no idea. I can only assume you are writing a new SVH/Twilight FF?

      Jacob: Is your name Lee-la, Lie-la, or something else
      Lila: You can call me whatever you want, just leave the money on the table.
      Jacob: But…but…Dad said you were here to teach me Spanish.
      Lila: Cómo se dice “I’ll make a man out of you tonight”
      Jacob: Huh?
      Lila: Your padre says you need to be seen as a man. And I’m here to help you with this little PR situation of yours.
      Jacob: I am a man?
      Lila: You tell me, partner. (Said as she grabs his nightlight and throws it out the window)
      Jacob: But..but..I dated Jessica! And Elizabeth! Is that not man enough?
      Lila: Those whores. They only used to you get back at each other. Sisters. Look, running out of time, Winston is my 5 O’clock.
      Jacob: OK. But don’t mess up the leather, OK? And I can close my eyes, right?

      • TeamSeth

        Aw, Winston!

      • TeamSeth

        The leather! Nice back reference ;)

        • natteringyeahrobber

          You are writing a Twilight/SVH crossover fanfic, aren’t you? Please say yes & sign me up.

          • TeamSeth

            OBV! You can be Ghost Writer #225.

          • Anonymous

            Just don’t let Taycob anywhere near Enid, if you do it’ll be sunshine and lollipops forever.

  • superhumanmoron

    My Baribe had that dress. For serious. Hand-me down from the late 60s.

  • sweetinator88

    she was cast in The Mortal Instruments??? i didnt know! must google who shes playing

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_P2GYQJDOQ3NT4S2EMCU6UWXT2Q lysinAK

    She is definitely DTF… she is a total fan girl. Does anyone else remember when she blogged about the Twilight In Style photoshoot at her house (i.e. why I even knew that Phil Collins had a daughter)?

    http://twilightersanonymous.com/lily-collins-blogs-twilight-cast-backyard.html

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_P2GYQJDOQ3NT4S2EMCU6UWXT2Q lysinAK

    She is definitely DTF… she is a total fan girl. Does anyone else remember when she blogged about the Twilight In Style photoshoot at her house (i.e. why I even knew that Phil Collins had a daughter)?

    http://twilightersanonymous.com/lily-collins-blogs-twilight-cast-backyard.html

    • TeamSeth

      I didn’t even know Phil Collins was straight until this post… so, you know, you’re way ahead of me here!

  • twiprof

    hey guys,
    taylor swift is in Japan, on her international tour for Speak Now…
    that is why she didnt come to the grammy’s….

    • TeamSeth

      LIES! (btw, I at first thought Speak Now was some sort of activist thing… Speak NOW or something. I’m such a big Taylor Swift fan!)

      • twiprof

        teamSeth: I am quite the taylor swift fan, having listened to her speaknow cd over and over again. Back to December makes me sad for the taylors….and I thought speak now meant something else too….until I heard the song, and then of course, speak now or forever hold your peace…she imagines breaking up a wedding….would she do that at taylor and lily’s wedding? hmmmmmmmmmmm. maybe she wouldn’t…but she might write another song, now that is a possibility….

        • TeamSeth

          I like to think she’s too mature to break up her ex’s wedding. But I can imagine it becoming a new song. Though I’m doubting Lily and Taylor will get hitched…

          “Like an old rag, I ditched
          I ditched you.
          Miss your tan skin, like
          a hondroelia.
          Never were a fag, you’re hitched
          you’re hitched to
          Mrs. Love akin, like
          a hydrangea.”

          Yeah, it didn’t work out. My brain is shutting off for the day.

  • cosi bella

    OMG!!!!

    I just realized the PERFECT irony here of Lily with Taylor…

    Lilys last movie was the “BLIND SIDE” geddit????

    • TeamSeth

      No, but THAT’S why she’s familiar!

      Okay, but really I don’t get it. :'(

      • cosi bella

        All my recent panic over the dazzling Mr Lautner’s future in my movie going life has been stirred up by Journalistic BLIND ITMES

        This explains what they are here in “mommywhere do blind Items come from?” http://mediainsidergossip.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/mommy-where-do-blind-items-come-from/

        And here is a site called Blind Vice talks about all the ‘blind items’
        Taylor’s nickname is believed to be “Parrish Maguire” …..http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/search?q=parrish+maguire&updated-max=2010-06-25T19%3A55%3A00-04%3A00&max-results=20 check out what’s being said….

        So yeah ooooh the irony.

        • TeamSeth

          This is soooo helpful! I mean, if I was super concerned about celebrity gossip–now I know where to find potentially true items. But, I don’t really get the whole Blind Items Exposed giving people fake names, why wouldn’t the author just say it? I mean, the first article said they just keep mental note of this (maybe put it in their super secret journal that is locked up in their hidden compartment in their workout clothes drawer), but don’t publish it on a website with fake names and spell Xavier Samuel’s last name wrong. (Sheesh people, show some respect for the beautiful man!)

          Um. Okay. I’m gonna make some tea now and think about Steve Jones interviewing Xavier Samuel. Um. Amazing. The accents, the smiles, the hair, the cute noses, the clothing, the beauty. “Take me home tonight, I don’t wanna let you go til the morning light? (that was me petering out during my written karaoke moment)”

          • cosi bella

            As I understand it – giving fake names is way to dish the real gossip without risking a law suit – simple as that. Then – hey – it’s not the *journalists* fault if readers *happen* to – airquotes – ‘guess’ who it is…KWIM?

            According to some articles ‘Blind Items’ are gonna revolutionize the whole hollywood PR machine. Although I only just stumbled across all this stuff recently so I’m no expert

            And waaaaiiiit just a minute……LTT is a gossip/speculation/satirical blog right? on all things Twilight right? So of COURSE I’m super concerned about Twi celebrity gossip!!!!! Aren’t we all?? (as in ‘we’ who obsess about these darn movies and books on places like LTT?)

            Or am I missing the ‘point’ or somethin’ ?

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I think Blind Items have been around a while…at least in the context of gossiping without naming names (just using highly descriptive phrases like “19 year old Olive Garden loving hottie”. I remember reading the Murg column in Movieline – same thing, but there were no consistent fake names posted. I guess if you keep using the same blind name it is easier to put together. I guess if I had more time, it would be fun to try to figure it all out. I’m sure the attorneys will find a way to sue.

          • cosi bella

            I have no idea how long blind items have been around – like I say I just stumbled acrosss this stuff recently…but now you mention it I think it IS the consistent use of fake names that is more recent and causing the concern for the Hollywood PR machine.

            There’s tons of blind items on the twilight cast and they’ve all got nicknames..

            “Olive garden loving hottie” I’m guessing Popeye?

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Popeye. That would be a good Blind Item name for him, actually.

            Lawyers will find a way if names are consistent. Too bad I don’t work for those attorneys, then I could spend the whole day “researching” Twilight gossip. Then again, there is probably just soooo much I don’t want to know. They’d have to put a shower stall in my cube just so I could wash the filth off every few hours.

          • cosi bella

            ‘filth’ is a strong word IMO.

            For the record – and just in case anyone’s wondering – there’s not one single ‘blind item’ on the Twilight cast that I’ve seen that hasn’t already been alluded to many times here at LTT.

            Homosexuality/bisexuality – isn’t really that big of a deal these days really is it?

            It just amuses me to see the ploys the PR machine gets up to falling over themselves to cover it up…

            Hope I haven’t offended anyone.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Well, I’m prone to exaggeration. Filth sounded better than fine particulates. I don’t think that the Twilight cast has much filth on them actually, or at least nothing worth blind iteming (verb?) about. Well, maybe Nikki Reed. I can’t say her name without thinking dungeon mistress. And Jose Zuniga – I’m guessing he has dark ties to Halliburton. The Summit (or should I say Monolith Enterprises to give them a Blind Item name) folks…there’s probably a lot more dirt on them. Some weird stuff goes on in their headquarters, I bet.

          • cosi bella

            “monolith enterprises” *chuckle*

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Popeye. That would be a good Blind Item name for him, actually.

            Lawyers will find a way if names are consistent. Too bad I don’t work for those attorneys, then I could spend the whole day “researching” Twilight gossip. Then again, there is probably just soooo much I don’t want to know. They’d have to put a shower stall in my cube just so I could wash the filth off every few hours.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Popeye. That would be a good Blind Item name for him, actually.

            Lawyers will find a way if names are consistent. Too bad I don’t work for those attorneys, then I could spend the whole day “researching” Twilight gossip. Then again, there is probably just soooo much I don’t want to know. They’d have to put a shower stall in my cube just so I could wash the filth off every few hours.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Popeye. That would be a good Blind Item name for him, actually.

            Lawyers will find a way if names are consistent. Too bad I don’t work for those attorneys, then I could spend the whole day “researching” Twilight gossip. Then again, there is probably just soooo much I don’t want to know. They’d have to put a shower stall in my cube just so I could wash the filth off every few hours.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Popeye. That would be a good Blind Item name for him, actually.

            Lawyers will find a way if names are consistent. Too bad I don’t work for those attorneys, then I could spend the whole day “researching” Twilight gossip. Then again, there is probably just soooo much I don’t want to know. They’d have to put a shower stall in my cube just so I could wash the filth off every few hours.

  • Anonymous

    Great lighting follows Taylor everywhere now. It’s in his Breaking Dawn contract.

    I have my heart set on Taylor marrying a nerdy Amy Farrah Fowler type with a heart of gold who doesn’t care about money or fame and will give him the alpaca-y cuddliness he deserves (see comment under previous LTT post). I already have the perfect wedding gift planned for them, a nice Alpaca skin rug for their home. And I expect their home will be decorated with lanterns along the beach, a la the anticlimactic Breaking Dawn Isle Esme movie set picture released on Facebook yesterday that people were flipping out over because they wished they were “Edward and Kristen”, for the great deflowering.

    Also, Team Jacob and Team Taylor are not one in the same, Moon. Honestly. REAL fans know that. So you’ll forgive me for not flipping out over your 2 posts in a row. Write 2 posts in a row about JACOB and then we’ll talk.*

    (*p.s. that was not said in a serious bitchy tone. Imagine it was written in a sarcastic style font.)

    • nocoolname

      Points for The Big Bang Theory reference. :)

    • Anonymous

      So true- I’m Team Edward because that frees up Jacob for me (and since Taylor plays Jacob… I swear I’m not delusional).

      • TeamSeth

        This makes sense. I’m Team Edward too because Bella and him work together so well. But I’m not ‘into’ Jake except at the beginning of NM.

        That said, I’m not really concerned about the actors–unless they’re being interviewed by Steve Jones.

        • TeamSeth

          Though, I want to state that whenever people say “Oh, Edward is the perfect man.” I’m a little appalled. I do not find him to be perfect at all. I know not everyone thinks this about him (that he’s perfect/ideal etc.), and I liked in the films that Jake says to Bella she doesn’t really know everything about Edward, and she replies that she knows who he is. So, perhaps it’s that Edward’s perfect for Bella–because she recognizes his flaws but they don’t matter to her–but Edward will never be perfect to me.

          Sigh. Tweedy. Sorry about that.

        • TeamSeth

          Though, I want to state that whenever people say “Oh, Edward is the perfect man.” I’m a little appalled. I do not find him to be perfect at all. I know not everyone thinks this about him (that he’s perfect/ideal etc.), and I liked in the films that Jake says to Bella she doesn’t really know everything about Edward, and she replies that she knows who he is. So, perhaps it’s that Edward’s perfect for Bella–because she recognizes his flaws but they don’t matter to her–but Edward will never be perfect to me.

          Sigh. Tweedy. Sorry about that.

        • natteringyeahrobber

          I should just open Google whenever I open this particular blog entry/comments related to this entry and save myself some time. Steve Jones, Amy Fowler Farrah, the Blind Side. On the plus side, I can now drop these “young-and-with-it” references on my fellow old hags and watch them trying to secretly google shit on their iphones during lunch.

          • TeamSeth

            Everyone should google image search Steve Jones. And then Steve Jones shirtless. Let’s just keep writing Steve Jones so that an ad about him appears every page I visit… Big Brother, Big Brother, send Steve Jones right over!

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I’m like insta-cool after reading this. Because I now get Steve Jones. So gonna drop that in a conversation tomorrow with a coworker, just you wait. I did a google image search, but I forgot to put Steve Jones in quotes and got all manner of shirtless dudes – Daniel Craig, Jake G., Judge Jackie Glass (neither a dude nor shirtless, but she’s in the image search results). He’s pretty ripped, which is pretty intimidating (so is a smirking Judge Jackie Glass for that matter). And the red rover ditty – see, now, I’m old enough to get that. Thanks for having some mercy on me, Team Seth.

      • TeamSeth

        This makes sense. I’m Team Edward too because Bella and him work together so well. But I’m not ‘into’ Jake except at the beginning of NM.

        That said, I’m not really concerned about the actors–unless they’re being interviewed by Steve Jones.

      • operarose

        That is superbly smart of you! I like it…and will now use it as justification for being Team Edward, too. so relieved that my 4-year-long conundrum is solved.

  • TeamSeth

    omg! Did we miss a vital moment in that first pic…. is that, is that Big Daddy in the left of the pic cut off???!!!

    • Anonymous

      No, Big Daddy would def need the whole escalator step, it’s strange new security guard. Cool bald security guy MIA?!

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