Getting excited about Breaking Dawn Part 1

Dear Breaking Dawn Part 1,

I don’t know about you but the news err non-news-stalker-pics-wigger-kids coming out of Vancouver this week got me REALLY excited for Breaking Dawn. If only we didn’t have to wait until November to see the finished project. But oh well. We’ll take what we can get.

We got this letter a week or so ago from SJ discussing what she was looking forward to in BD Part 1 & it got me even MORE excited about the movie!

I’m Excited

  1. Rob’s career make or break scene: can he pull off being the most seductive vampire ever whilst wearing water shoes?
  2. Taylor’s voodoo power: forget kung-fu, is his voodoo strong enough to convince the world a teenage shapeshifter imprinting on a newborn baby is not creepy (may also be seen as career make or break time).
  3. The pale ‘strange one’ and the chick who hates dancing and parties unobtrusively getting down with the locals at carnival time then prancing up the beach between the pumpkin lanterns.
  4. Kristen enduring parading Summit Wardrobe Department‘s idea of Stephenie Meyer’s idea of Alice’s idea of stylin’. And will they reuse blue art smock for a maternity top?
  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt wetting her pants on the red carpet. But that’s just me being petty and mean (Taylor hatin’ beetch!)
  6. You should really use a condom

    Will there be a condom/Condon reference somewhere in wedding or Isle of Esme, or just ANYWHERE? I am praying for an outtake of Bill popping up in the ocean next to Rob & Kristen saying ‘I really do think I’m needed in this scene, move over Kristen’. And then me yelling ‘for the love of god move over Kristen!’

  7. Charlie’s ‘stache. Jasper’s hair. Carlisle’s accent. Esme achieving full camouflage with the backdrop in every scene she appears in.
  8. Merchandise – Isle of Esme jigsaw, maracas, water shoes? Team Edward/Jacob wedding garter. Isle of Esme sarongs. Pregnancy test kits.
  9. Edward attempting to pimp out Jacob to Bella so she can have a ‘normal’ pregnancy (although maybe not normal by LTT standards). Or is it Bella being pimped out to Jacob? I’m not really up to speed on the Pimp’s code of conduct but it does seem that it would be a win situation for all of them. Anyway, cannot wait to see how Rob delivers those lines. It may just be the first time I feel sorry for him.

All this and it’s only February! Are we halfway there yet?

xxx Sj.

Hey Rob.. in Isle Esme ... you should do that move I taught you on my bed back in 2008...

I know, SJ. I know! It’s SO far away, yet hopefully the time will FLY! Because I have to add the following things I am so excited about for BD Part 1:

  1. Watching a Catherine Hardwicke interview where she discusses how the Isle Esme sex scene(s) were “just as passionate as the moment Robsten was created my unmade bed in Venice Beach.”
  2. A NEW SOUNDTRACK to listen to (nothing funny here- you know we’re serious around here about music!
  3. Watching Bella tell her high school friends she’s getting married. And then making the brilliant awkward lines that Yorkie & Mike are sure to say after they hear the news our new mantras.
  4. Seeing if Taylor breaks into giggles anytime sex is mentioned, suggested or insinuated

Oh November… can’t you be HERE already!!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

What (Serious or non-serious!) things are you excited for for Breaking Dawn Part 1!?

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  • toooldforthis

    So that first pic…”Breaking Dawn Part One (the one where Edward and Bella Get.It.On.)
    That is an official movie poster, right?

  • Anonymous

    Taylor’s voodoo power: he may be legal, but apart from his eightpack, his face still looks like a 5 years old, but verry verry pretty kid, so nothing creepy there.

    And it looks like I have to go and read BD again (only did it once) because I have no idea what water shoes are.

    • Anonymous

      Oops, the water shoes are actually from an LTT post a few days back.

      • MariaCecilia

        They may still exist though…at least under the water.

      • TeamSeth

        Oh phew. I was actually worried that I needed to reread BD too (I mean, I will anyway, but you know, specifically for this bit of trivia) because nothing matches like cut off white denim button downs and gray and teal water shoes. And you know they’re not the TEVA sandal kind ;)

    • cosi deluso

      That’s because his voodoo spell got to you – s’ok you can’t fight it

      • TeamSeth

        wait, are you cosi bella?

        • cosi bella

          yeyah,

          just temporarily changed my name to cosi deluso (using google translate italian)

          But back to bella now. my happy bubble is back.

  • Anonymous

    How could I forget about the music, besides the hotness that is Edward played by Rob, the music / soundtracks are the best part of the saga.

  • Anonymous

    “Breaking Dawn: Part I (the one where Edward and Bella get it on)” – Don’t they mean, “(the one where Edward and Bella…fade to sad)”?

    -Condon/condom reference” – I hope sooo hard that someone in Breaking Dawn interviews will freudian slip “condom” instead of saying Condon.

    -“Edward attempting to pimp out Jacob to Bella” – “Dude, you do her.”

    • Stacey

      I swear if they don’t put in the Edward pimp scene, I will be horribly upset. I might also be picturing Rob right now wearing a fur coat, gold chains, and a fedora with a feather in it. Snow White Drifted, you should manip that. Please!

      • Anonymous

        Yes, a purple fedora!

        • Bubs

          “Purple’s cool”

      • Anonymous

        Me too. That scene is a MUST. “Come on dog, you’ve got to bang my wife for me”

        hmmm… Shirt ideas. Let’s see,

        Big Pimping
        Closet Pimp
        Something Everyone Should Enjoy
        BD: Apparently she doesn’t have to choose after all…

        • Anonymous

          ‘BD: Apparently she doesn’t have to choose after all’ – Now that should be the promo poster.

      • TeamSeth

        An Isle Esme feather? Poetic.

    • cosi deluso

      sudden urgent urge to see Edward in his pimp garb – I think I found it….

      https://picasaweb.google.com/fanjacob7/Pimp

      • Stacey

        Fabulous!

      • Anonymous

        Can’t see it?

        • cosi deluso
          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            I still can’t see. Now I am obsessed.

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            I still can’t see. Now I am obsessed.

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            I still can’t see. Now I am obsessed.

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            I still can’t see. Now I am obsessed.

          • cosi bella

            Totally normal

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            I still can’t see. Now I am obsessed.

    • nocoolname

      How come I cannot recall this Edward-pimping-Bella-out part at all? Guess I need to brush up before November.

      • Anonymous

        Really?

        You don’t remember Edward saying: “If it’s a child she wants, she can have it. She can have half a dozen babies. Anything she wants. She can have puppies, if that’s what it takes.”

        and about them sharing Bella. Jacob get’s her on the weekends, pass her back and forth….

        And Jacob thinking when he went to proposition Bella to go through with Edward’s idea and shack up on weekends: “I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice.”

        (NO. I did not know those quotes by heart.)

        • Anonymous

          Who could forget the puppies! #surreal

        • TeamSeth

          Okay, none of the A/V people at my school were dweebs AND the head cheerleader WAS in A/V. j/s, steph!

    • TeamSeth

      I HOPE that Taylor is the one who slips and says “Condom”. And I HOPE it’s to Steve Jones and Steve makes him blush REALLY hard (twss) and then they both take off their shirts for no reason at all.

  • ChillinWithCullens

    oh hale YES!! “the brilliant awkward lines that Yorkie & Mike are sure to say after they hear the news – our new mantras.”
    okay, that, right there – makes me want November to come RIGHT NOW!

    • Stacey

      That’s what was missing in Eclipse! Awkward Newton and Yorkie dialogue. They are the real stars of those movies. :0)

    • Anonymous

      La Push baby! La Puussssshhhh.

      • Anonymous

        How you likin’ the rain, girl?

        • TeamSeth

          btw, my sister gave me her ipod touch, which happens to have (squee) Twilight on it. And when you lsiten to it through earbuds, OMG you hear sooo many more lines! WHO KNEW that Charlie says to Billy Black in the truck gift scene the following:

          Billy: I’m down with the kids!
          Charlie: Yeah, you’re da bomb.

          ALL THIS TIME I’ve not known I could use “da bomb” as a Twilight reference. Now, that’s a tragedy.

          • Anonymous

            You should put it under the face of little Charlie in your avatar to make up for all the lost time. That would be da bomb.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Charlie gets tons of good/awkward lines, but they are usually spoken 30 decibels lower than everyone else’s so they are harder to notice. Sort of as if Billy Burke was embarrassed to be speaking them, so he said them under his breath. Hoping no one heard.

            Oh, oh, but I did. Every line, every sub-audible line. Why is there no Charlie fast forward feature.

          • TeamSeth

            There ought to be. I’ll give Bill a call.

  • Anonymous

    ‘And will they reuse blue art smock for a maternity top?’ Right?!

    I’m excited for the good parts and looking forward to the parts we can talk trash about. And the soundstrack, I think so far New Moon was the only one I wasn’t into that much.

  • Stacey

    I’m counting down to that soundtrack. I like that they come out early,so you can pick out which songs are going to be in what scenes. For instance, you KNOW they are going to have a Sia song for the fade to black. My wish is that they use a heavy metal scary song for that childbirth scene. I don’t like heavy metal, but since the childbirth scene is the scariest part of the whole movie, it would only be fitting. I find that baby more frightening than James, Victoria, Volturi and the overabundance of jorts.

    • MariaCecilia

      Yes, why couldn’t they just adopt? Stephenie? I forgot that there was still the soundtrack to look forward too, though, that’s right!

      • JustGoWithIt

        I think having their own baby will pay off with grotesquely pregnant blood sippin’ Bella. Good stuff. I am looking forward to seeing that.

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      Birth scene= Slayer, definitely.

      • TeamSeth

        I was hoping for K0RN… Freak on a Leash Umbilical Cord

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          Lmao!!

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  • MariaCecilia

    Since BD was never my favourite (too much creepiness going on and too many fade-to-black moments) I don’t know what I am looking forward to in an honest, tingly way, and what I am “looking forward” to in a hide-behind-my-pillow cringing kind of way. ANyone else have that problem?Sure I would like to see Bella and Edward get it on, but what are the chances? :-) I just hope I’ll be able to fill in the blanks myself and that the wedding will be OK.

    I tremble for part 2 though: too much brooding Edward, blood and imprinting on babies.. Oh, did I mention running the perimeter and talking for hours about a big fight that turns out to be no fight because Bella can build an invisible bubblegum force field? Is that movie script material? Don’t know how many pillows I may need for that one…

    • Anonymous

      Bubblegum force field’s RULE

    • Stacey

      Do you think her bubblegum force field tastes like strawberries?

      • nocoolname

        YES

      • Anonymous

        Of course! A cloying wash of strawberries hits their nose and tongue as it covers them.

        Mmm… I have a auden craving for Strawberry Bubblicious bubblegum.

        • MariaCecilia

          Didn’t think about the cloying wash of strawberries: obviously THAT’S her secret weapon! :-) WIN!

          • TeamSeth

            When Alec’s oozing power hits it, will it be like the strawberry is being covered in chocolate? I think that Cameron can pull that off given how much chocolate he seems to have been eating…

          • TeamSeth

            When Alec’s oozing power hits it, will it be like the strawberry is being covered in chocolate? I think that Cameron can pull that off given how much chocolate he seems to have been eating…

    • JustGoWithIt

      Worried about computer animated baby. Nature of the beast there. Can’t be played by a real baby, and it would be a first in film history if a computer generated human passed.

      • Stacey

        Do you think they are going to stick that little Mackenzie girl’s face onto a baby’s so that Res…you know…will immediately start talking, instead of going the ETrade Baby route?

        It’s just going to be weird no matter what, mostly when poor Taylor has to gaze lovingly at it. Ohh…I can’t wait to start reading the reviews for these movies.

        • JustGoWithIt

          Baby; either way win, right? Either it will be done well and work and surprise everyone, or it will be hilarious! I could live with either, or both, there are so many stages of development to show, we could end up with both.
          The critiques and critics and the sheer mass of opinions available for reading/viewing is a treat for Twilight fans. Oh, and all the leading up to interviews – my favorite interview moment was Rob on Ellen, I think he was there to promote something non-Twilight but whatever, when Ellen had him put on a silky robe with two other guys and be felt up by a blindfolded lady to guess which was him.

          • Anonymous

            Edward on Ellen was pretty funny. The woman chosen to feel them handled herself pretty well. I think she was Australian.

          • JustGoWithIt

            She did handle herself well. I would have gone straight for the hair. Because after reading the Twilight books, the line between hair grabbing and doing it has been blurred.

          • JustGoWithIt

            I just looked it up. Pattin’ Pattinson! He was a good sport to do that. She did spend a lot of time on the real deal. Lucky girl, a pectoral girl from the looks of it.

          • TeamSeth

            Australian?! SJ!!!! You have some explaining to do–I thought you liked Taylor!

          • Anonymous

            Hey, we have our fair share of weirdos down here. *whistling casually and strolling into the distance*

          • TeamSeth

            NOW we know what Bella and Eddie are all butterflies and lollicups about in NM’s flash forward… They’re laughing at how ridiculous the CGI baby turns out. They’re thinking “And you find THIS hilarious, audience.” That little private grin, NOTHING to do with bear skin and everything to do with the CGI baby being worse than the wigs.

        • Anonymous

          Maybe it’s more of a protective ‘she’s mine’ kind of gaze. Remember in the beginning is about them connected to one another, but not in the ‘future way we don’t want to think about when she’s little because it’s creepy’ kind of thing. Showing the future scene of Jacob and Reneseme..might take away from the creepiness (I hope) Remember, Edward is like 90+ years older than Bella, right?

          • Stacey

            I am sure it will be meant to be a protective, “she my future lady….BUT…I only think of her as a sister now…BUT…later she will be my wife lady…even if she doesn’t want to…”

            Nah, it probably will still border on creepy. Or at least in the eyes of the critics reviewing the movie. The Edward thing also in close examination is also pretty creepy. He’s like Bella’s 90 year old sugar daddy. Oh no…now I am picturing Edward wearing a Hugh Hefner robe. Argh!

          • Stacey

            I am sure it will be meant to be a protective, “she my future lady….BUT…I only think of her as a sister now…BUT…later she will be my wife lady…even if she doesn’t want to…”

            Nah, it probably will still border on creepy. Or at least in the eyes of the critics reviewing the movie. The Edward thing also in close examination is also pretty creepy. He’s like Bella’s 90 year old sugar daddy. Oh no…now I am picturing Edward wearing a Hugh Hefner robe. Argh!

          • MariaCecilia

            You are hilarious! But I think you’ve got the oscillating emotions down pat.. Please, not Edward as a 90-year old playboy in his mansion, though, please no! (Are the Denali sisters his Playboy Bunnies??)

          • Anonymous

            Looks like he’s already got the robe! You know Rob stole that from the Ellen Show!!

          • Anonymous

            True. I guess there just is no way around it. I think I didn’t focus to
            much on it in the book.

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          E*Trade baby Renesmeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

          • Anonymous

            Which does not get my hopes up, as I hate those commercials… It should make for a good laugh though. :)

  • Kaweingarten

    Definitely waiting on the mustacheoed Charlie!

    I was flipping channels yesterday and got sucked into a Lifetime movie because of him…though he lacked the power stache.

  • Anonymous

    I am so excited it hurts. Really.

  • JustGoWithIt

    Looking forward to:
    -compare and contrast, what got left out of the book, what was different
    -Yes, the soundtrack, although I find myself getting into an overly emotional mood when I actually listen to them
    -Where will they cut it off, and how they will treat the “Jacob” section
    -The 2 months before hand that I will feel giddy with anticipation
    -Not being able to stop myself from going on opening day
    -Trying to act casual during casual Breaking Dawn news conversations

    • TeamSeth

      -The 2 months before hand that I will feel giddy with anticipation
      -Not being able to stop myself from going on opening day
      -Trying to act casual during casual Breaking Dawn news conversations

      THIS! These bits just feel so good. I can’t wait to buy my sister a Breaking Dawn part 1 viewing kit.

    • cosi bella

      “Where will they cut it off”

      My guess is that they’ll cut it off right at the moment when Jacob sees renesmee and “imprints”. i.e. movie reaches a climax as Jacob goes in with murderous intentions wanting to kill the “monster” then SUDDENLY he stops in his tracks /lingering shot on Jacob’s face as Jacobs imprints. The “imprint” dialogue from Eclipse will be played in the background to convey what’s going on “…..It’s not gravity holding you to the earth it’s her etc etc” (this has been used as background dialogue in a lot of fanmade videos and it works really well IMO.

      It’ll lend the same “dramtic” impact to the ending of BD1 as the “marry me” /bella gasp did at the closing line of New Moon.

      I Could be completely wrong of course but I think it would work well.

      • TeamSeth

        I’m hoping that they cut it right when E & B are about to have sex. The ultimate fade to black. So what if the movie is only 37 min long. I’ve sat through LOTR Return of the King extended version, I can def. handle a reeeeaaaaaalllllllyyyyy long final installment and still feel happy about it. Bring it, Bill! Let’s Do This!

      • JustGoWithIt

        That sounds like a likely scenario.

    • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

      re: overly emotional: I found myself all ::blue:: the other day, and then realized I had just listened to the Eclipse soundtrack in the background. aaaannnnngggggssstttt………….

      • JustGoWithIt

        Yup, it happens. I’m usually too busy (for my personal liking anyway, I like being lazy and doing whatever I like), some amount of under slept, have money and schedule woes, so it doesn’t take much to put me over the edge.

  • JustGoWithIt

    Oh, and funny T-shirt to think about getting. I loved the leghitch 2010 T-shirt. Although I didn’t get one. But I liked the idea. What would an anticipatory BD shirt look like? Let’s see, it might have:
    -a collaged depiction of the vampire tooth C-section with Jacob standing by with a heart shaped box of chocolates in hand, with the caption “baby love 2011″, maybe not.
    -a box of unopened tampons, a plate of scrambled eggs and a scared Brazilian housemaid?
    I could go on if I had the time, fun!

    • Bubs

      “PLEASE go on……” [you crack me up !]
      Cafe Press could do with some new slogans/visuals on their Twi products

      • TeamSeth

        “PLEASE go on”

        with a bunch of feathers doing a fade out as you go down the shirt.

    • yertlesmom

      Ooohooohoooh – can’t wait to see what you guys come up with for this one. I personally loved LegHitch2010, myself. I’ll be first in line to buy!

    • MariaCecilia

      I guess Cafe Press would HAVE to come up with a ceramic mug alluding to Bella’s thirst for blood.. (“She’s bloody normal” or “Drink your heart out” or “Need my protein” or “I’ll have the red, please” or…)

      • Anonymous

        She’s bloody normal! My personal fave!!

      • TeamSeth

        Gotta get that protein in there!

        • cosi bella

          on of my FAVE lines…love the way he says it!!!

    • Anonymous

      Baby love 2011! I love it!

      • Anonymous

        It gives me the mental image of Jacob watching the birth and singing “Baby Love” by Diana Ross and The Supremes.

    • natteringyeahrobber

      How about a t-shirt with a pregnancy test stick. Only instead of a positive line, you get the fan art of Bella’s gruesome birth scene.

      Sorta like this:
      http://i56.tinypic.com/2s0zrzp.jpg

      • natteringyeahrobber

        Or forget the t-shirts, maybe EPT can market a BD (BD also stands for Baby Dance, as in conception) pregnancy kit. Positive results = gorefest fan art. Negative results = Dancing Rob/Edward.

        http://i56.tinypic.com/2qv4nxs.jpg

        • TeamSeth

          All EPTs come with a coupon for eggs.

        • JustGoWithIt

          No way. Positive should be Jumping Rob. Negative could be bad drawing of Rob fan art.

  • Anonymous

    Hmm. I have nothing witty or funny to add. :-/

    I’m actually really curious to see where and how they cut this first movie off. I remember we discussed that awhile back and some peeps had some majorly brilliant ideas.

    Some part of me, that I’m not quite sure what to call, is kinda looking forward to the hater possibilities once it comes out. It’s going to be awkward-palooza. And joke-city. I’m thinking of all the Talk Soup possiblilities already. I expect there to be much laughter.

    • Stacey

      I was watching Community last night and all I could think about what Joel McHale would say about Breaking Dawn. It will be mean, but brilliant. No one can be as delightfully snarky as that man.

    • nocoolname

      Hee hee! “awkward-palooza”

    • MariaCecilia

      And maybe we’ll get a Robsten sighting at the Golden Razzies?? I would really love to hear Rob’s acceptance speech at the Golden Razzies… :-)

  • JustGoWithIt

    Normal to click on that Mr. Paddleson circa “Twilight” pic repeatedly, riiiigghhht?

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    Too funny, SJ!!

    Soooo….
    What about Bella’s bachlorette party? There are plenty of “Mrs. Cullen” shirts available for herto wear on her girl’s night out. Maybe the wolfpack moonlights as male exotic dancers, since they have abs and all. Just remember Bells, What happens on the Rez stays on the Rez!

    • Stacey

      You just gave me nightmares, lady. Jort wearing Chippendale dancing wolfpack nightmares. Thanks a bunch.

      • blackgirltwihard

        LMAO!

      • cosi deluso

        The expression “jort wearing chippendale dancing”brings Vampire Sucks to mind of course (it’s raining men!) but also the Hillywood Twilight Eclipse Parody music Video

        I love, I love this video ……ok heck I LOVE it even more than the movie I think..
        I’ve prob watched it 30 times.

        see dancing wolfpack @ 3:53 and 7:06

        • Anonymous

          Exactly what I was thinking! Here’s the VS clip, even tho it’s much more disturbing than I remembered. I really do love the Hillywood Parody!

          • cosi deluso

            LOL! thanks for that RFM I’d forgotten how hilarious that part was (sadly I think that was the ONLY really funny part of the movie ….maybe one more …what was …it?)

            Can you imagine if moon and UC had done this movie instead – it would have been hilarious – no bull.

            Ooh and hillywood is coming out with vampire diaries parody in the next couple of days – don’t watch it but I know a lot of guys here do.

      • MariaCecilia

        Everything your mind can dream up already exists. They ARE Chippendale dancers! They just haven’t all of their moves down yet….

    • Anonymous

      ‘Just remember Bells, What happens on the Rez stays on the Rez’ – please tell me this already exists in FF.

      • cosi deluso

        Talking about new t-shirt slogans
        “What happens on the rez stays on the rez”

        Gets 100 votes from me.

        YOU MAKE IT I’ll BUY IT.

        LOVE it!! :))))

        • cosi deluso

          sorry but my imagination’s running with the ‘REZ’ t shirts – I think we LTT gals should all show up en masse wearing these t shirts during one of the Breaking Dawn promotional talk shows. Moon & and UC should Def be “question consultants” so that we get some fr*ckin decent questions asked for a change. We should each one of us hold up banners in the audience saying things like:

          “Taylor slash fiction rules!”
          “Kristin full sentence counter” (and have a tally going on with a marker every time she actually manages to complete a full sentnce or a thought on the show. (or cheer even)
          oh I’m sure you guys can come up with better ones.

          Rob will find it hysterical and totally ‘get it’ and appreciate the comic releif in the usual gruelling cringey promotional tour questions
          Kristin will take it all and herself waaaaaay too seriously and will say so in broken unfinished sentences.
          Taylor will laugh politely and break the record for most meaningless platitudes uttered in a single talk show…..

          Also some of the names here at LTT never fail to make me ROFL.

          LegHitchThis
          GoodGirlGonePlaid
          MichaelsheenisaDilf
          Arghhh – there’s other good ones too what are they?(THEY should all go on a banner)

          Then of course if they DON”T consult with moon and UC – in our ‘MOB’ collective we will get our revenge by getting our 2nd hand embarrassing buzzers out (which will be secreted on our persons)

          I just have ONE question request: I need to ask Taylor if he is aware that the word ‘second’ ends in a ‘D’ not a ‘T’

          • cosi bella

            remembered another one! “EatMyJorts”….you HAVE to have a banner!!

            :))))

          • cosi bella

            remembered another one! “EatMyJorts”….you HAVE to have a banner!!

            :))))

          • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

            Taylor slash fic FTW!!! I live your ideas!

          • Anonymous

            ‘I live your ideas!’ I know you meant ‘love’, otherwise you really do have Rob, Taylor and Jackson held hostage poolside on a Greek island (all wearing ‘staches). And if you have you could have invited us.

          • TeamSeth

            Well, if that’s the case, I hope she meant live.

          • TeamSeth

            I think we LTT gals should all show up en masse wearing these t shirts during one of the Breaking Dawn promotional talk shows.

            This alone is epic. Pick a show!

          • cosi bella

            Well I guess we need to know what the promotional schedule is. have you guys ever got together before?

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            I can be at Rockerfeller Center for the Today Show in 3 hours. I have no problem pressing my boobs against a window, esp. if RPattz is on the other side and my boobs say something inappropriate.

          • TeamSeth

            Are the buzzers like Taboo ones? Or can we do the easy button one from staples. Or maybe specialty ones with the debbie downer noise… hm.

            I really want to do this now! lol And when you wrote ‘MOB’ I immediately thought about us all doing a flash mob dance at the close of the show. Mostly because I love en masse group dances, but also because it would make it the casts’ most memorable show yet.

          • cosi bella

            I’ve just had some fun looking up sounds (this would actually be easy to achieve – just download the same sound on to all our cell phones)

            THIS sound made me pmsl! – (def candidate for the 2ndhe sound)
            here’s the link to the audio file (have to press the little play button)
            http://soundbible.com/1683-Silly-Snoring.html

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            Sign me up for any and all flash mobs, especially any promoting slash fic.

    • yertlesmom

      Love the image of a Bella bachelorette party. Thanks–this made me laugh!

  • Anonymous

    Can’t believe I forgot to add ‘Perimeter Running’! No, seriously.

  • TeamSeth

    Now, I may just be in angry mode, but this “It may just be the first time I feel sorry for him.” about Edward…

    No, I don’t feel sorry for him. You what I feel? I feel like he should man up and accept that his WIFE wants to both have THEIR baby and become a vampire, which he agreed to assist her in doing. He should stop suggesting she quit loving him, divorce him, and marry Jacob instead. She CHOSE you, if you love her so damn much, get the baby out and turn her. sigh. Okay, sorry. Calming down now. Luckily it’s late in the day and few people will read this.

    • Anonymous

      I completely agree.
      I think that may be why I didn’t like BD that much – (amongst other things…*cough* Fade To Sad *cough*) Edward’s total lack of stepping up and just accepting things. He continues to brood like he does in the previous books. Just less charmingly.

      • JustGoWithIt

        When Bella mentions that she is pleased that they “fit together” perfectly after their first time I get halved to see what is going on inside illustrated drawing of a pee pee in a who who that pops into my head. It isn’t sexy. Yes Bella, the ding dong is made to fit in the cha cha, usually does. Rarely doesn’t. Anyway.

        • TeamSeth

          Nah, I find that one of the nicer moments of the book. And an easy way for SM to make sure we know that they did do the naughty, that they didn’t just play naked scrabble and get Bella all bruised up because Edward’s very competitive at scrabble.

          • JustGoWithIt

            No, I know. But I do get that drawing visual when parts fitting together are mentioned. I do remember kind of having that thought after my first time. A less romantic version of that though. More like well I’m glad it finally worked, not that it was wonderful (he was big and I was nervous, so the upshot had been needs more lube). The romance, I know.

          • JustGoWithIt

            See, at least she wasn’t as descriptive as I just was!
            “Edward and I finally did fit together perfectly, who knew his marble-like man part would need so much lube.”

      • TeamSeth

        Standing O here, and not the good kind. It’s like you got what you wanted… literally, EVERYTHING you wanted. Get.The.Hell.Over.It.

        (mind you my personal life’s Eddie is creepily imitating this exact trait of Edward’s and I’m over it, so I might be a little…extra on edge about this. ahem)

        • JustGoWithIt

          You’re personal life’s Eddie? Do you have a devastatingly handsome and broody stalker?

          • Anonymous

            Could I please loan him for a couple of hours to come and put a futon together?

          • TeamSeth

            No, just Mr. Seth.

    • Anonymous

      Oh no, I meant sorry for Bob, not sorry for Eddie. Totally agree about Edward ‘manning up’. Maybe he’s suffering from some type of post de-virginalisation stress syndrome, after all he isn’t like ordinary guys who just want to throw a party and tell everyone about it.

      • TeamSeth

        He’s no Alice…

      • TeamSeth

        As long as I can come along for the trip. ;) Anyway, I had my first Taylor Lautner dream last night. I had to tell you. It was… weird. It was like this odd combo of VampDi’s most recent episode and one from last season (both of which I watched last night), with me as a human, but maybe a vampire, running from a witch down a street that is an actual street in the real Port Angeles (yes, I’ve been… like 3 times) then I cut myself on a leaf (how’s that possible?) and then a vampire friend of mine fed me her blood to heal me. Then I was suddenly having an emotional moment with this guy who resembled Erik Odom and was human. Then same vamp friend, Erik guy, me, and a driver (who may have been the witch?) were in a car. And tryig to help someone? Anyway, I knew that Erik-human was in Twilight, so I was asking him about being in it. Then I turned back to him and he was suddenly Taylor Lautner. But it wasn’t actually him, it was his stand-in, I thought. Like naturally of course it was in the dream world. So i was asking what it was like to be never really in the film but always there for the shooting. And he just smiled and said nothing and then I really looked at him and was like “Oh god, you ARE taylor aren’t you?” and he just smiled and I felt a sudden weirdness. Like the opposite of zero weirdness. Then he put his hand on mine, lightly, because after all he was the same dude as Erik-human, just…different looking. Then I woke up.

        And I thought, “I’ll have to tell the Team Jacob LTTers. ‘That was the first night I dreamed of Taylor Lautner.'” and I laughed to myself. (I should note that I also watched part of Twi on my commute home on my ipod)

        • TeamSeth

          oops, the trip was meaning to Ozland to fix your futon (and frankly, I’m better at building things than Mr. Seth)

        • Anonymous

          TS- I loved your dream!!! “Oh god you ARE Taylor, aren’t you?” Lit’rally LOLed!!! Glad to know I’m not the only one with bizarre dreams who remembers all the weird details and how I felt about them!

      • Anonymous

        Vampires aren’t allowed to have de-seeding/first seeding parties. Volturi code finds that to be vulgar. Instead, Aro takes the guys out to happy hour. A few cleverly disguised Bloody Marys, a congratulatory pat to the bottom, an 18th century joke about plumage, and advice about how far in advance to to warm up the codpiece (you don’t want it too hot…but no one likes tepid, either).

  • cosi bella

    I’m looking forward to:

    1. The movie cos I love all things twilight saga – it’s like a familiar old friend now

    2. Seeing Taylor making goo goo eyes at Bella for 2 hours. (cos I like my men shirtless, drop dead gorgeous and lovesick – i am powerless to fight this). And jacob is the first chracter in movie history to give us this trio of goodness

    3. NOT looking foward to watching Edward sitting next to Bella looking tortured for 2 hours. At least in BD he’ll be able to stop wincing and squeaking after every kiss -right?

    4. I’m so looking foward to seeing Bella drinking blood out of a sippy cup.

    5. Looking forward to seeing Aro – cos he’s just so darn cool.

    6. Not looking foward to seeing Leah (unless she grows out that Bob)

    7. Looking forward to the Jacob/Rosalie Blonde jokes.

    8. REALLY looking forward Taylor breaking my heart as poor Jacob going out desperately looking for someone to imprint on (Awww *sniff* poor Jacob! ahem sorry having a ‘moment’ there.)

    9. Looking forward to attending talkshow en masse with LTT crowd (see my other comment)

    10. Looking foward to all the cast interviews (and partic talking about them on LTT) The DVD commentary – which will be all three surely? and the Hillywood Breaking Dawn Parody.

    11. Finally I’m looking forward to Moon and Uc’s BD movie parody calling ‘Breaking Down’ which will feature water shoes, rite-aid dashes and trips to pier one.

    • TeamSeth

      3. NOT looking foward to watching Edward sitting next to Bella looking tortured for 2 hours. At least in BD he’ll be able to stop wincing and squeaking after every kiss -right?

      Me neither. But at least now it’s justified. Like “Do you NOT understand my feelings for you at all?! I want you because you make me feel good inside. That’s why I’m always so broody around you and look like I’m smelling something disgusting and always seem disappointed in you via my facial expressions. BECAUSE I LOOOOOVE YOU!”

      gag. I want Twilight Edward back.

      • cosi bella

        “At least in BD” oops I meant to say “BD2″

        • TeamSeth

          BD covers all parts ;)

          • TeamSeth

            TWSS! teehee

    • TeamSeth

      Looking forward to the Jacob/Rosalie Blonde jokes.

      I agree! I think I’m looking forward to that because I actually want to see someone be a bitch to Rosalie. “It’s a necklace. Alice picked it out. I was guilted into looking like I bought you something, even though I didn’t because I hate you. Are we having fun yet?” Of course, Bella gave an eye roll at Alice’s bday party efforts. So I guess both gals are super talented at having manners.

      • Anonymous

        YES!! Looking forward to Rose making a dog dish for Jacob and then him throwing at her head! You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair!
        ANd all the blonde jokes (even tho I’m blonde and not like Rosalie)

  • TeamSeth

    Okay, actual response now! :)

    So, after the 1 picture we have, I’m not sure it’s possible to reach the magicness of Cougwicke’s bed in Isle Esme… I’m kind of worried it won’t even be as hot as their first kiss in her room. How do you say “Je voudrais essayer une chose.” in Brazilian Portuguese? And why do I say it in french over Edward when he says it in English?

    Can we talk about things we’re not excited to see? I’m not excited to see that stupid PA’s Assistant whose job was to throw grapes into Taylor’s mouth. And I’m NOT excited to have another mediocre to crappy Making-Of. You better make it worthwhile, Condon! Don’t disappoint!!! My god, who would’ve ever thought I’d say it, but I really, really miss Cathy!!!! Enough to even use her real name! Maybe I’m just getting emotional because of the sneak peak at Red Riding Hood during VampDi last night. March 11th, people! Ahem.

    I’m excited to see who they name as the score composer. And praying that it’s NOT the one from Eclipse. What a yawn-fest.

    I’m really excited to see if we can tell the difference between scenes shot in Vancouver or in Baton Ruse (or in Brazil, heh).

    And I’m excited to see if our own Stephanie Molina got herself a little cameo with her new secret celebrity lover Erik Odom when she went back after the first visit.

    • Anonymous

      Heard the composer is THE Carter Burwell. Looking forward to BD2 with Robward playing/singing a Renesme lullaby!

      • TeamSeth

        Hm. Are we going to have that “waaar naaaaaaaarrrr” again? Like Twilight Reprise or something… Anyway, he apparently did The Kids Are Alright, which I liked the music in.

    • cosi bella

      the grape thing is kind of impressive – but I blame the long neck. I reckon he pops it up out of his shoulders like a ventriloquist dummy ‘neck on a stick’.

      We could all sooooo do that too if we had a neck/head set up like a lacrosse stick.

      ..and please no more “Taylor Time!” – or did I dream that?

      (This all needs to go in the spoof “Breaking Down” – I reckon there’s enough material for 10 complete spoof scripts at LTT already)

  • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

    Just wanting to update everyone on how incredibly “normal” I am:

    1. dreamt that I kept parking next to a car covered in Twilight bumperstickers, included LTT/LTR ones (really) and the whole dream was me trying to find out who this was so we could OMGTotally be best friends.

    2. then, in actual life, spotted someone wearing a Twi-shirt in a museum and spent the rest of the day trying to find them again.
    2a. It was one of the subtler ones, but I saw the words, “Be very still” and “heroin” and I knew what it was instantly. Normal.

    • TeamSeth

      So did you find him or her again?

      • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

        No! It was awful. I missed the whole second half of the museum. I was all, “yes, yes. Culture. Learning. Whatever. Where is that lady?!?!?”

        • natteringyeahrobber

          I would totally stalk someone with a LTT/LTR shirt. Probably even slip a love note from Edward in their purse. I’m really good at secretive notes. One day you’d be fishing around for your eyeglass prescription (well, at least mine is always at the bottom of my purse, because never sure when I’ll need it), and you’d find the note from Stalkward (aka me). You’d wonder when it was that the note was left, how you didn’t notice someone opening the zipper of your bag. Was it at the grocery store? You felt a tug when you were bagging up too much arugula. Maybe at the pediatrician’s office, in the 13 seconds you left your purse to give the receptionist your insurance card.

          But a person with a “real” Twilight shirt…both flight and fight kick in at that point. I get nervous. Ok, I’m not a fighter. Just flight.

          • TeamSeth

            You’ve officially creeped me out. Like that commercial with the girl sitting in the tree watching the guy she just went on a date with through his window… You can do that psycho girl smile, right? You totally can. You ARE Slappy.

          • Anonymous

            But. Admit it. You wouldn’t mind finding a love letter from Stalkward in your handbag just once. I’m not wrong, am I?My DH just discovered Stephen King. I don’t know how you can get to age 36 without reading SK, but he did. So he’s collected nearly the entire oeuvre. I’ve been re-reading it and I guess the creep has seeped in a bit. Horror movies used to be my dark passenger, but there are too many car seats crowding it out of the minivan. Hard to have a dark passenger when you are driving a shiny Odyssey.

          • JustGoWithIt

            Oh I’ll admit it. I rarely spot anyone that could be visually identified as a Twilight fan. I mean you could just go women from age 18 (because you wouldn’t want to slip a note from Stalkward to someone underage right?) to 50, and chances are you’re going to have a pretty good chance of someone appreciating it.

          • JustGoWithIt

            And I’m pretty certain I can’t be identified as a Twilight fan, unless you catch me walking by Twilight merchandise while I sneak a few extra peeks at it. Which I do. That would be a dead give away.

          • Anonymous

            Yah, good point. Anyone over 18 who looks up when the name Bella is spoken will get the letter.

          • TeamSeth

            Yeah, slipping it to an underager would be bad. You’d go from the thrill of having slipped a note to the fear of constantly looking over your shoulder for Mr. Hansen.

          • TeamSeth

            I have to say that when I first read oeuvre I though oeuf. I am so into this egg thing right now!

          • Anonymous

            *slips on Tweed Serious shirt*
            I’m usually wandering around Target or Walgreens on weekends, and I’ll make sure to keep my purse unzipped for easier access. Ok?

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Ooooh but I do like a challenge. Open totes are way too easy. I like the close-to-the-pits short strap drop variety, with sticky brass zippers, the ones that are not easy to open. No outside pockets. But for you, I’ll make an exception,esp. if open tote is LTT tote.

            Such a sucker for Walgreens. Spent many a lunch break in there. So many shampoos, so little time. God, I will admit to buying Suave strawberry shampoo at Walgreens just because of Twilight. I totally forgot how fake fruity it is, plus it made my frizz-prone hair even frizzier. Bella must have really greasy, flat hair to use that regularly. I now use it to wash my van, it works super well on the hubcaps (no joke).

          • TeamSeth

            She doesn’t though! She has frizz hair that is an apparent mess after sleeping on it… like a birds nest. That might be an actual descriptor from the book… Oh suave!

          • TeamSeth

            I *just* realized that “*slips on Tweed Serious shirt* ” didn’t mean you slipped on it like you would a banana peel, but rather like you slip into something comfortable (which my tweed serious shirt is!)

            (also, i saw a banana peel on the road the other day, like exactly how cartoon peels are, and I was expecting Wario to drive up in his MarioKart lol)

          • cosi bella

            free sanity check for TeamSeth.

            I thought the slips on/banana thing too! (you’re welcome) :)))

            (but then I’m not exactly ‘sane’….whateva…it’s the thought that counts)

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            Okay, first, I am incredibly impressed and want you to teach me your ninja pickpocket skills. Second, I would be horrified to see anyone over the age of 13 in any sort of Actor’s Face Shirt, or Team Anyone sort of Hot Topic thing. But this was sort of subtle. Ooh, look, I found it: http://www.cafepress.com/+Edward+Cullen+Quotes+Long+Sleeve+Dark+T-Shirt,344492993?cmp=pfc–f–us–155–344492993&utm_term=344492993&utm_campaign=Long+Sleeve+Dark+T-Shirt&sourcecode=affiliate&utm_source=froogle&utm_medium=productfeed&pid=6673073

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Well, technically they are putpocket skills. And technically I don’t quite possess ninja putpocket skills, though I do like to pass & plant secretive notes. [OMG, I'd *die* if someone caught me putting a Stalkward note in their bag.] Your shopping cart. I could manage tossing a note in there, I guess.

            Well, in case I don’t run into you at the supermarket, here’s the note that I’d attempt to toss into your basket:

            To my Grocery Store Bella:

            I don’t usually go grocery shopping, because I usually don’t eat food. Or at least not eat in the sense of putting it into my mouth and chewing. But I do like to come here to think. It’s calming, organized. All labels facing out, as they should be. “A place for everything and everything in its place.” Now I sound like one of those hackneyed plaques you can buy at the schlock shop in Forks, don’t I. The one owned by Newton’s mom, the one that smells nauseatingly of rootbeer gummies. Catering to the wolf crowd, they do get sugar jones during waxing moons. But I digress. I saw you, you with the cart full of golden chanterelles, morelles, risotto, and shallots. Oh, if only I could digest. I’m guessing you will be cooking for someone tonight. But, perhaps you wouldn’t mind if I were to appear after they left, though. Just leave a window cracked if you’d like me to just show up. Maybe set the mood too – maybe hang some white lights, put on the purple floral sheets, and respond when I say “hi Bella” even if your name is not Bella. You’ll always be my Bella, even if your name is Jeanette or Laura or Blake or whatever else people are calling themselves these days. Do me a favor and pretend to be on the phone with your mom when I appear. Act surprised. I know that sounds weird, but I’d appreciate if you could just play along. That’s about it.

            (Hope To) see you sometime tonight – remember to leave the window cracked BELLA.

            Yours,
            Edward

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            Dear Grocery Store Edward,

            It’s true, I am cooking for someone else tonight, but, you know what? You truly have amazing penmanship, so yes, my window will be swung wide open for you. To hell with that dude. Just…okay, I am happy to do the purple sheets thing, but could you grunt into my mouth a bit? I fucking love that.

            Okay, off to the flannel shirt store. I’ll wait for you.
            Desperately,
            Tra…uh, Bella.

          • Anonymous

            Dear Grocery Store Bella:

            Purple botanical sheets are a dealbreaker. No sheets, no trying just one thing. Don’t forget. Also, forgot to mention, please get a corkboard and then tack up all sorts of random shit to it. The more, the better. Raid the receipt bin next to an ATM if you have to. Mattress tags, old Christmas cards, whatever, as long as you tack up as much as you possibly can. That disturbs me in all the right ways. Such clutter. So wrong. So right.

            Looking forward to it BELLA,
            Edward

            p.s. there might be some lady outside filming us. Just Cathy. Please don’t worry about that.

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            Dear GSE,

            Okay, botanical sheets, some cougar, random corkboard. Got it. Just one more thing: I am hyperglycemic, and I might just try to shove my tongue down your throat at the slightest provocation. And then faint. Don’t worry about it, it’s cool, I’ll recover quickly. Maybe that will work for your chaos/order disorder? Here’s hoping!

            xo
            B.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Dearest GS Bella,

            Don’t worry about your condition. I have plenty of advanced medical decrees. Nothing a warm chamomile compress, skunk cabbage salve and a leech or two can’t cure. The more clutter on your corkboard, the wilder things can and will go. Magazine offers. Shopping lists. Old car registrations. Torn Netflix envelopes. Faded coupons for Venus razors. Mmmmm…I am looking forward to the corkboard-tryst of ours. God, it makes me so bothered just thinking about it.

            Yours in a few BELLA,
            Edward

          • oh werd?

            OMG yall. sooooo mfn funny.

          • cosi bella

            acknowledging “putpocket” for the lol factor.

            :D

          • TeamSeth

            seconding that. I snorted.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            p.s. LMAO at “Actors Face Shirt” – unless it was Charlie. Someone wearing a Charlie Face shirt would be 10 level awesome.

          • Anonymous

            Loved your letters!!!
            Okay, if you wanna see someone wearing an actors face shirt go to Disneyland. Srsly, I see one every time I go! Sometimes several. I went one time with my Twilight shirt (that’s all it says no face. I save that for home) and another with my Leghitch Imprint Hunt shirt. I really wanted to meet an LTT/LTR girl, okay!

          • Anonymous

            I would hug anyone with a Leghitch Imprint Hunt shirt (those words in any order would work, or just Leghitch alone).

          • TeamSeth

            If you hugged me (I don’t have that shirt, but hypothetically speaking), I would whisper “I just wanna try one thing.” Is that weird? NO! You’re the one hugging a stranger…

          • Anonymous

            I’m SOOO gonna steal that if I get hugged by a random stranger whislt wearing an LTT shirt!

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            SUPERLIKE

          • Anonymous

            Nat, even tho you kinda creeped me out with your Stalkward-ness you can hug me anytime! And I realized I need to get more LTT shirts to wear every day of the week. That way I’ll be sure to meet and LTT/R girl!!
            (I <3 British Boys and Pattinson Fam Reunion are already on my list, just so you know!)

          • TeamSeth

            I’d do him! It, I mean it. Actually, whoops, I already did. I completely forgot!!! For my NM premiere shirt… I ironed on Charlie giving Bells her gift… on my WalMart Cami. I should have a pic of it somewhere. (pause please, even though you’re reading this and won’t need to pause. ahem.) Okay, apparently not. That’s sad. :'( I used to have it to link to somewhere… I’ll do it later. Actually, there’s a Charlie on the back too, from Twilight. Yeah. #normal.

  • natteringyeahrobber

    Sorta OT, but am I the only one who is already bitter about the forthcoming “Twilight surprise” at the Oscars? Anticipatory suckage?

    Since Summit has said none of the cast members will be there, it has to be some CGI thing, right? CGI baby Renesmee will present an award? WTH?

    • TeamSeth

      man. I replied to this yesterday, but it didn’t stick. Oh well.

  • TeamSeth

    OT, sort of: I’m at work (yeah, on Sunday boo) and I went to go indefinitely borrow a tea packet from my coworker who isn’t here, but is a unicorn. On his desk is his Down Spiral LTT mug. :-D

    And my sister just told me she posted photos on facepunch that I should go check out. hahahaha I always do that, type in facepunch when trying to go to facebook.

    • cosi bella

      oooh that’s funny cos I always wanna type ‘facepalm’ in facebook- cos it’s used so much in another forum I’m a regular at…

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