Ohh the good ol’ days of Twilight

Dear Twilight Cast,

Let me be a grandma for a second and talk about the “Goldie Oldies,” or the “Good old days” Or “Way back when” or “When I was a kid…”

First… some explanation as to why I’m donning a bonnet & jumping in a caddy with my walking stick, and a pocket full of werthers caramels, and a bunch of stuffed animals in the back of my car (okay I’ll stop). I logged on to BreakingDawnMovie.org to catch up on what’s going on in Vancouver & I saw this:

Ashley Greene looking like someone ate half of Ashley Green’s legs. No seriously. Where did they go?

Gill Burmingham shows up sans wheelchair & looking jacked

and Kristen also arrived in Vancouver- but that was too boring to even grab a picture.

And.That’s.IT! The CAST is in Vancouver. There are no pictures of them together. There are no dinners out. Lunches in. Dance parties. WHY, Twilight gods, WWWWWWWHY!?

If the boringness of airport arrival photos wasn’t enough, I had to click on a link about celebrity roommates and see THIS:

FAKE LEZZIES FTW!

with the caption:

Nikki Reed and Kristen Stewart: The Twilight castmates bunked up while filming New Moon in Vancouver. “We didn’t go out that much,” Reed told Us. Instead, she said that cast would “go to group dinners a lot. Peter Facinelli is a great cook and so he made us pasta.”

(They mean “Italiano,” of course) Sniff! Do you remember it? I don’t really mean the fake lesbianship- although I sort of do- but I mostly mean THE FRIENDSHIP, The discussions of the friendship & the knowledge that the cast actually likes each other.

A friend in Vancouver sent me an email after hearing the 100 Monkeys are gonna play Vancouver sometime soon. She asked what she thought the chance of the cast showing up would be. I answered:

100 monkeys are gonna be in Vancouver: Will Twihards show? YES
Will Robsten? HELL NO. Will cast members whose names we can’t remember show? Probably

And this is what makes me sad: I bet Rob & Kristen haven’t talked to Jackson since last day of filming Twilight. During the first filming we used to hear stories about how they holed up in each other’s hotel rooms, singing songs, drinking & bonding late into the night. Now everyone is so divided. I wonder if the cast divides along Nonsten/Robsten lines like the fandom does? If so who do you think swings which way? Nikki is Nonsten, obviously. I bet Taylor is Robsten. Just because he’s seen the bear-skin rug in person so he knows the magicness is real. Ashley is probably Nonsten too but only because she refuses to believe a guy could fall for any other girl before she hooks up with him. Do you think Bill Condon has a side? Stephenie? You’re welcome to write an anonymous comment today to let us know. Just call yourself “The Original” and we’ll know it’s you.

WHY is it that when cast group news or pictures emerge it’s just about the new vampire covens that no one really cares about? Why can’t everyone in the cast we care about just get alone? Why must they ruin our fantasies that movie-making is magical & beautiful and isn’t, at the end of the day, like a “job” anyone else goes to!? Even I go to a happy hour with my co-workers on occasion. After a shoot, walk down the street to the closest bar & get crunk together! Get Taylor & Kristen fake IDs. Do shots off Kellan’s washboard abs! Get Kristen to sing “Back to December,” dedicated it to Taylor during karaoke. Play SPIN THE BOTTLE and get video of Jackson & Ashley’s make-out. Ask Peter to cook you ITALIANO every night! Just please please PLEASE be friends again. For just a few more weeks while you’re finishing up in Vancouver. These are the BEST days of your lives. You’ll miss them when they’re gone. One day you’ll be an old grandmother like me, wishing for the years of your youth.

Love your ol’ granny,
UnintendedChoice

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  • miapattinson

    whats nonsten,please? thanks

    • Anonymous

      you must be new! Welcome!
      A Nonsten is someone that doesnt agree with the Rob/Kristen true life couple. This category also includes those that see the obviousness of the relationship and chose to ignore it.
      Hope that helps!

      • miapattinson

        thanks for the info and welcome @lindsay! i am just new here! I hated myself last week for NOT discovering this fun site right away!
        Its super fun here. all of you guys are cool and boosting with wit and humor! Its so fun to be with you guys

        • Anonymous

          We are a super fun bunch. Especially me, I am super awesome :). I look forward to the MWF posts like clockwork – you should check out all the archives – a) great waste of time, b) you will know what the hell we are talking about
          Enjoy

        • Anonymous

          Lindsaylee is right. There IS some uber awesomeness in the archives. Definitely worth the time. You’ll get some ab exercise with all the laughs.

          • cosi bella

            yeah I’ve only been here a coupla months I bet there’s so much goodness to catch up. Top of my list is search on “Disney” per TeamSeth’s comment earlier. Any other suggestions? kinda like
            LTT MUST READS

          • TeamSeth

            Disney? (confusion.)

          • cosi bella

            TS this:
            “It’s all about who owns the rights. Wow, we’ve had so many Twilight amusement park comments on here over the year”

          • TeamSeth

            oooooooooooh! Yeah, good luck with that. It’s so hard to find old comments. Though I do think there was one post about an actual theme park.

    • Nelle

      Those who either don’t believe Rob and Kristen are “together” or who don’t want them to be.

      • JustGoWithIt

        It would be a super mindfu%k if it turned out they weren’t a couple. Since they’ve been secretive and not wanting to talk about it the whole time. Not that I have any doubts, they go on vacation together, people who work with them let it slip.

  • Anonymous

    it’s like it’s the Twilight version of The Real World.

    ” A bunch if strangers picked to star in a movie and find out what happens when people stop being polite, and start getting real. The Real World: Twilight.”

    • Anonymous

      Yea, and with all the intense scenes, like when james pushes edward’s head into the mirror, or Bella’s orgasim/nighmare. I would like to see the face cam on those.

      A la: Cam G.
      “Rob was being a real ass when filming the ballet scene, he made his stunt double do everything. And it was the first scene we filmed! He is such a pussy, at least I did the whole thing myself – hes not gonna make it in this industry. Good thing I have a promising career…”
      Thats how it goes in my head.

      • TeamSeth

        This is awesome! Mostly ‘cuz Mr. Seth makes reality shows for a living, so I’m imagining him producing this. I’d LOOOVE to see the confessionals. And I’d LOVE to see what the ‘background’ set-up would be for the interviews lol Whether they’d go all white like project runway (with that ridiculous mannequin every time–okay, guys, it’s been like 12 seasons now, change it up!) or have the original cast photos on a poster. Or something cooler, like they’d take place on Cougwicke’s bed. OR OMG! I hope they have that creepy dog painting from Beller’s room!!!! That would be epic.

        Nikki:
        “I’m just so grateful to be working with Cathy again. She’s such a sweetheart. One time in St. Martin we had our hair done up. She did braids, but I did that hair wrap with the multicolors. I mean, I’m not a real lesbian, but I still have gay pride, you know? I love all people! That trip was a blast though–just be careful how much Cathy drinks (laughs)! Billy [Zane] was there, thankfully, otherwise I think she would’ve sailed away with some random salty dog.”

      • TeamSeth

        Billy Burke in his confessional:
        “Okay, now I don’t want this to go too public, but, I just have to say it. I hate Catherine Hardwicke. The only reason I work with her is because she has this blackmail hanging over my head. I’m NOT going to say what it is, but I can tell you that it’s so wretched I’m willing to sacrifice my potential film career by working 90% of my gigs with her. Apparently she wants to remake Red Riding Hood in a few years. I’m hoping I’m not the wolf, mostly because I don’t want to sit in the make-up chair for that long, but seriously–Catherine, if you’re seeing this, just know, one day–ONE DAY–I will have my vengeance. I will be free of you. I will win an Oscar and you will be home alone talking to Billy on Skype while he’s off doing something spectacular with his career. So, just know that. Just know that, you succubus maniacal wench! Oh, crap, wait, is this on national TV?”

    • cosi bella

      Taylor would never stop being polite.

      Voodoo too strong.

    • cosi bella

      Taylor would never stop being polite.

      Voodoo too strong.

  • cosi bella

    *sigh* yeah it’s losts its innocence and charm. Guess it’s cos they’re all SUPASTARZ, and gazillionaires now.

    Or maybe it’s cos the fan following is ‘assured’, individual celebrity ‘achieved’ – they don’t need us no more *sniff*.

    “Get Taylor & Kristen fake IDs.”
    ….tho….Aren’t they both old enough to drink in vancouver?
    (and I confess I was secretly hoping for at lease ONE alcohol induced “Taylor gone wild” story to come out of canada..)

    “Get Kristen to sing “Back to December,” dedicated to Taylor during karaoke. ”
    Oh THAT is funny as hell. On so many levels. Taylor/Kristin are ‘big karaoke fans’ ….that’s right!!!!. I wanna see this so bad.(Taylor singing it to himself – even better – lol ) Oh well, I’ll have to settle for it going in the fantasy spoof movie in my head “breaking down”

    • Anonymous

      Yup, Canada’s drinking age is 19. You know these things when you go to college in Seattle. And drunk cast karaoke would be epic.

    • Stacey

      I don’t think Taylor will ever start drinking, at least, until he gets hurt filming his blockbuster action flick. Then starts drinking to dull the pain from the accident and gains 200 pounds from continuing to eat hambuger out of a cooler, but not exercising. It will all become a tragic True Hollywood Story on E!. Then he’ll start doing the kind of movies Nicholas Cage does now. So sad.

      Oh and Taylor Swift will marry Jack Nicholson. She keeps dating older men, so it’s definitely possible.

      • TeamSeth

        EW! Like in that cougar movie with Keanu Reeves and Diane Keaton!

        • Anonymous

          Which movie that? Never mind TS, I don’t wanna know.

    • Anonymous

      PARTY!!!

  • cosi bella

    *sigh* yeah it’s losts its innocence and charm. Guess it’s cos they’re all SUPASTARZ, and gazillionaires now.

    Or maybe it’s cos the fan following is ‘assured’, individual celebrity ‘achieved’ – they don’t need us no more *sniff*.

    “Get Taylor & Kristen fake IDs.”
    ….tho….Aren’t they both old enough to drink in vancouver?
    (and I confess I was secretly hoping for at lease ONE alcohol induced “Taylor gone wild” story to come out of canada..)

    “Get Kristen to sing “Back to December,” dedicated to Taylor during karaoke. ”
    Oh THAT is funny as hell. On so many levels. Taylor/Kristin are ‘big karaoke fans’ ….that’s right!!!!. I wanna see this so bad.(Taylor singing it to himself – even better – lol ) Oh well, I’ll have to settle for it going in the fantasy spoof movie in my head “breaking down”

  • suprgirlc

    I too miss the good old days of them actually going out together, or hell, even talking to each other! I do feel really bad that this has gotten so out of hand that none of the cast (except for the unknowns) can even step foot outside without being swarmed by crazy twihards or paparazzi. I miss happy smiling Rob. Now, we get “I fear for my life while pretending to be happy smiling” Rob.

    • Anonymous

      They’ve learned to hide… the new kids have learned how to get publicity… and thus we get exciting shots of random vampires whose names we can’t remember. Blah.

    • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

      Aww. Poor “I fear for my life” Rob. I do hope he gets happy make out time with KStew or someone equally hot to make up for it. (I am DontCareNotMyBiz-sten)

    • TeamSeth

      Nah, I never seen Trimble and we live in the same city and I read his myspace every day and I hear he never cut his hair. How many tall, skinny guys with long hair can live in a place? (HAHAHA, I can’t even type this with a straight face. Oh Portland.)

  • Anonymous

    It looks like wolfpack guys are the “new Twi-cast”, hanging out together and having fun.

    The cast probably moved away from the Robsten/Nonsten because they don’t want to accidentally (while out on a drunken night) spill out the secrets of the most epic couple there ever was.

    I bet Taylor is I-wanna-be-in-a-threesome-sten – “because he’s seen the bear-skin rug in person so he knows the magicness is real” .

    Sorry, can’t be serious about it.

    • TeamSeth

      He’s SEEN it? Girl, you know he’s rubbed his abdomen goodness all over that somewhat uncomfortable fur. Then he realized that nothing can compare to alpaca wool and he peaced out the whole ordeal. “I’m Sean Penn, bitches!” and flashing the David Slade two finger salute. God I love the Taylor I’ve invented in my head. He’s actually like 27 with a few forehead wrinkles and the ability to wiggle his eyebrows and wink at effective times. (oh crap, there I go again with my Steve Jonesin’)

    • TeamSeth

      He’s SEEN it? Girl, you know he’s rubbed his abdomen goodness all over that somewhat uncomfortable fur. Then he realized that nothing can compare to alpaca wool and he peaced out the whole ordeal. “I’m Sean Penn, bitches!” and flashing the David Slade two finger salute. God I love the Taylor I’ve invented in my head. He’s actually like 27 with a few forehead wrinkles and the ability to wiggle his eyebrows and wink at effective times. (oh crap, there I go again with my Steve Jonesin’)

      • cosi bella

        you had me at “rubbed his abdomen goodness”

      • cosi bella

        you had me at “rubbed his abdomen goodness”

  • cosi bella

    Ok stop press. If I don’t share I’ll burst. just saw Rob’s ‘Vanity Fair’ cover shoot…

    OMG -it’s … “PIMP ROB!!!”

    • JustGoWithIt

      I am temped to purchase no matter how much scorn it brings me from hubby.

      • ChillinWithCullens

        Do it! That is a necessity. We need our RobPorn, no matter how much man-pouting we get from the hubs!

        • JustGoWithIt

          Man-pouting, ha ha.

        • JustGoWithIt

          And he enjoys some lady-viewing, just a more to the point version of Rob in VF. I don’t make fun of him for it. It would be funny if I did. Ha ha, you like to look at naked ladies! He’d be like, so, you better come up with a better angle than that.

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            Srsly. Me looking at RobPorn = Hubs gettin’ some…a LOT some. It’s a pretty convincing argument.

          • TeamSeth

            That’s the old stand-by. “You hate Twilight? Really? ‘Cuz, I just wanna try one thing…”

          • Anonymous

            Anything to convince best friends? I doubt putting the moves on her will help change that…

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            you never know…try it and then just motorboat her boobs. Chicks dig that.

            (no. they actually don’t, really, but it would have been super funny if that had happened in the movie. Now I want to do a remake…)

          • TeamSeth

            I think I misread. But I’ll just go with it. (hehe that’s someone’s name on here!)

          • JustGoWithIt

            I know, and a (probably) super lame movie with Adam Sandler and Jen Aniston stole my screen name. I guess I didn’t make up the phrase though.

          • TeamSeth

            Didn’t misread! lol Just slip her a still of The Tuck. “Would you rather THIS…” slip her VF beach shot “Or THAT?”

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            noooooo not the tuck. dear lord. when I see RPattz naked I would prefer it to be a loving, sweet, most likely very whiskey-soaked stumbly sort of thing. not a kind of weird movie where I snap out of my MMMMmmmPretty daze and think, “Hey! This is actually a good movie! Weird!”

            I still stand by my motorboating theory. You won’t be able to motorboat Bella’s boobs when they are hard like marble, Edward! Do it now!!!

          • TeamSeth

            But he’s hard!

            “whiskey-soaked” I like the way you think… motorboat?

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            mmmmwhiskey.

          • Anonymous

            That would have been awesome in Jessica’s graduation speech:
            “This isn’t the time to make hard and fast decisions; this is a time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love… a lot. Have a guy motorboat your boobs before they turn to stone.”

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            SuperLike. <3

          • TeamSeth

            That’s the old stand-by. “You hate Twilight? Really? ‘Cuz, I just wanna try one thing…”

          • JustGoWithIt

            Me: What do you think of doing some role-play exchanges? My idea one night, yours another?
            Hubby: You’re not going to make me pretend to be that guy (Rob) are you? Because I’m not doing that.
            Well of all things to have to pretend, letting a few days of stubble grow in, drinking a few beers and grabbing some hamburgers before we get it on shouldn’t be that hard! Or putting on a plaid shirt and leg hitching me? Also not difficult. Maybe a little sweet talk about sitting on a porch and drinking lemon aid?

          • Anonymous

            I think DH could play Edward & easily pull it off. He’s already prone to mood swings and he does own a tweed jacket. But Rob? Don’t think DH could ever pull that off.

            I couldn’t propose that idea to DH anyhow. He’d want me to play Dana Delaney,and I wouldn’t know where to start. I only know her from Jeopardy Celebrity (she’s never that good, either, so I’d just have to guess wrong and bet too much), and China Beach (I guess I could be evacuation nurse in Vietnam?). Too hard.

            Playing Edward and Bella…would not put me in any mood though.

          • JustGoWithIt

            Wasn’t my number one idea anyway, but if he’d been into it I would have been up for a leg hitch. Or a well Edward I know you don’t want to go all the way before we get hitched, but how do you feel about a BJ?
            Who would I have to be if we were going with specific people….my word, the last person he mentioned that he though was dreamy was Tessa Virtue. Ice skating outfit, stage makeup….I could do that.

            http://www.cbc.ca/sports/figureskating/story/2011/02/18/sp-virtue-moir-fourcontinents.html

          • Anonymous

            “I know you don’t want to go all the way before we get hitched, but how do you feel about a BJ?” – I’m not sure pre-marital BJs are up to Volturi code either. Off to check the SM site about that. Now that you mention that, I don’t see why it’s not a possibility.

            Tessa Virtue. Thanks for the link – I didn’t know who that was, and without the link I would have assumed porn star or stripper.

          • Anonymous

            Oh, so now you’re all about SM’s site, are you? ;)

          • Anonymous

            Oh, all about it. The BJ question was not posted, though, darnit. I did find this though:
            http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/img/craptasticcover3.jpg

            I think she’s trying to tell us hand jobs are OK by Volturi code. That’s how I’ll interpret it anyhow.

          • Anonymous

            Oh, all about it. The BJ question was not posted, though, darnit. I did find this though:
            http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/img/craptasticcover3.jpg

            I think she’s trying to tell us hand jobs are OK by Volturi code. That’s how I’ll interpret it anyhow.

          • JustGoWithIt

            That was funny.

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            Is there any OTHER way to interpret it? I believe there is mention of “practicing”, so. Yes. Motorboating and Hand Jobs. That is what we missed between Eclipse and BD. OBVIOUSLY.

          • Anonymous

            Some quotes from Midnight Sun Draft 4 (on the SM site) clearly indicate that HJs are acceptable practice:

            “My hand gripped under the edge of the table as I tried to hold myself in my chair. The wood was not up to the task”

            and

            “Instinctively, stupidly, I reached out to stop her hand…the heat of her skin burned into mine…she yanked her hand out…”

          • Anonymous

            Love you! <3

          • Anonymous

            Love you! <3

          • Anonymous

            Love you! <3

          • JustGoWithIt

            I would be somewhat surprised if SM had a Frequently Asked by Dirty Minded Married People That May Want to Do Twilight Role Play, and Want To Keep It Accurate Q & A section of her website. Mind you she has answered questions about vampire semen and Edwards possible appetite for Bella’s period blood (yikes).

          • JustGoWithIt

            I would be somewhat surprised if SM had a Frequently Asked by Dirty Minded Married People That May Want to Do Twilight Role Play, and Want To Keep It Accurate Q & A section of her website. Mind you she has answered questions about vampire semen and Edwards possible appetite for Bella’s period blood (yikes).

          • JustGoWithIt

            No no, not that hubs has never “been to the strippers” as he puts it, or watched porn, but his crushes always lean on the doe eyed innocent side. Come to think of it, he has mentioned that Kristen Stewart is hot before, but that may have been something he said as a reaction to something I said about Rob.

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            The other night Hubs was being silly and even said, “I’ll let you call me Robert”. I was all, “err…no. Weird. And sort of gross.”

            He has crushes on Natalie Portman, Maggie Gyllenhall, and Emma Roberts. Thankfully I am the perfect blend of all 3. Ahem.

          • JustGoWithIt

            Wasn’t my number one idea anyway, but if he’d been into it I would have been up for a leg hitch. Or a well Edward I know you don’t want to go all the way before we get hitched, but how do you feel about a BJ?
            Who would I have to be if we were going with specific people….my word, the last person he mentioned that he though was dreamy was Tessa Virtue. Ice skating outfit, stage makeup….I could do that.

            http://www.cbc.ca/sports/figureskating/story/2011/02/18/sp-virtue-moir-fourcontinents.html

    • TeamSeth

      You know you’re from Florida when the first thing you did was look for the strap holding the gator’s mouth shut.

      • TeamSeth

        ps- I NEVER thought I’d say this, but oh my gosh I miss his long ridiculous hair!!!!!

        • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

          are you serious? UNF I luurrrve the long ridiculous hair.

          • TeamSeth

            (am serious…not a big rob fan)

          • cosi bella

            I loved his blonde/bronze highlighted bouffy twilight hair

        • Anonymous

          In the VF article, mention is made of a fan who screamed “Rob, I just want to touch your hair!!” at him and of course the article makes her out to be cray-cray. The fan wasn’t crazy (wasn’t me, either, though it could have been). His HAIR. If I ever came close to him, I’d be tempted to shout that out. And by shout, I mean murmur under my breath like I always do whenever a celebrity is anywhere close to me. But the sentiment would be there.

      • TeamSeth

        ps- I NEVER thought I’d say this, but oh my gosh I miss his long ridiculous hair!!!!!

    • TeamSeth

      You know you’re from Florida when the first thing you did was look for the strap holding the gator’s mouth shut.

  • JennB33

    There are Werthers Candies in my office today. I saw them this morning and immediately thought of Creepy Uncle Rob and you all.

    I don’t think Peter does cook them Italiano unless they are all allocated just one noodle apiece, except Gil. He gets the whole pound, baby. Everyone else is toodamnthin.

    • ladyofthemeadow

      Taylor probably doesn’t eat pasta at all, too many carbs. I bet he’d eat the meatballs though.

      i can picture Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed and Kristen saying, “Oh no I couldn’t eat another bite” while secretly they are starving. Ah, the price of looking thin. I don’t suffer from it.

      • JustGoWithIt

        I only know about two people that are naturally thin, and neither are particularly big eaters, we’ll be eating lunch, and they’ll be like do you want one rice cake “pizza” or two? (rice cake pizza being a rice cake with sliced mushrooms and a slight bit of grated cheese) How about 5 or 10.
        Every other thin person I know goes up and down with their weight, and during the down they are grouchy, low energy, and obviously HONGRY!

        • TeamSeth

          I’ve always liked rice cakes, but not as much as ice cream or pizza or chocolate truffles or heck, bagels. Mmmm omg I’m so hungry now. I liked the cinnamon rice cakes back in the days, the ones from the Oatmeal company… Quaker? Anyway, I’d eat like 3 in a row though… didn’t they make the little ones? I liked the texture and how they kind of dissolve in your mouth. Why did that just make me think of pop rocks?

      • cosi bella

        I bet he eats meatballs too.

        • ChillinWithCullens

          “oh BURN!!”

        • TeamSeth

          giggle snort. Now I’m imagining my Taylor opening his mouth really wide and shoving in two meatballs side-by-side and they pan down to show that he’s wearing a red “Vampire Jizz Longevity” shirt while at Disney Gay Days. (about to ride Maelstrom at Epcot… “Vil du kanula, bitches!”)

          • Anonymous

            He should incorporate ‘bitches!’ into his scenes. That would be epic.

            “Do not get me upset. Things are gonna get very ugly, bitches!”

            “It’s a wolf thing, bitches!”

            “You stay the hell out of my head, bitches!”

            “If any of them bites a human, the truce is over, bitches!

          • TeamSeth

            “It’s a wolf thing, bitches” New Tshirt. *Esme finger snap* Now.

          • TeamSeth

            “Gravity no longer existed. The only thing holding me to the earth was Demon Baby, bitches!”

          • cosibella

            TVD you just made me laugh so loud I scared the dog.

            “For just one secondT for just a split seconT – mofo bitches!!”

            T-SHIRT MOMENT!!!!
            “Things are gonna get very ugly
            BITCHES!”

            So many T-shirts so little time

          • TeamSeth

            omg I’ve totally fallen in love w/ my Taylor in my head. Am listening to “Just Dance” by Lady GaGa and imagining going dancing in south beach with him and the squeals from the men as he rips off his shirt and dances in one of those cages suspended from the ceiling. How much fun!!! Fun TayTay! And when someone makes a comment about him catching grapes he’ll give that slur grin and say, “Seriously, because who didn’t know I was a catcher?”

          • cosi bella

            Now I’m have a Aww poor Taylor we shouldn’t pick on him – bless his little meat patties..

            Damn that voodoo

          • cosi bella

            meh – m’over it

          • cosi bella

            ooh slash fic…keep going..settling down…brought mah popcorn…

          • TeamSeth

            I was waiting for you to respond… I’m actually really in the mood to create Steve Jones/Taylor manips all day… but…. sigh. I can’t really, er, save those to my work computer. :'(

          • Fanjacob7

            confession: I don’t know who Steve Jones is.

            fanfail?

          • TeamSeth

            Not a fan fail dear, in fact, life can only get better when you learn about Steve Jones. And I’m in the process of making some manips. Ahem. It’s already hilarious and entirely NOT work appropriate, so you better clap when you see them.

          • TeamSeth

            So, I posted them, but they’re links so they have to be approved.

          • Anonymous

            I suck at manips or anything photo-image related, but here’s something while you wait for TS’s way better manips. And yah, I know it’s not Steve Jones by the plants, but it’s better.

            http://i53.tinypic.com/1skrj6.jpg

          • Anonymous

            I was kinda hoping for multiple Jumping Rob’s skipping down the lantern lit beach!

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            well now that is what I am hoping for, too. Aww Jumping Rob. Why does it just make me love you more?

          • Anonymous

            Sorry RFM and Traci – like I said, anaphase…er…I mean, SUCK at photo manips, as you can clearly tell. I’ll try though. It will not be pretty.

          • Anonymous

            Sorry RFM and Traci – like I said, anaphase…er…I mean, SUCK at photo manips, as you can clearly tell. I’ll try though. It will not be pretty.

          • Anonymous

            OK, this might go down as one of the lamest photo manips, EVER.

            http://i55.tinypic.com/23k2gjk.jpg

            Sorry in advance.

          • TeamSeth

            most epic win ever. the tattlady made it!

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Tattlady was so avant-garde. Without her, it would be so 3rd grade (actually, my 6 year old could do a better job, I’m sure of it).

          • cosi bella

            Is one of those photos of this “steve jones” is that the british celebrity handsome steve jones – the one famous for for womanizing? (I remember seeing him do a Twilight interview once….?)

            Does steve like sucking at manips too?

          • cosi bella

            Why does sucking manips sound strangely pornographic?

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            Why does sucking man nips sound dirty? *shrug* It’s a mystery.

          • TeamSeth

            This is sad. Why won’t my pictures post?! :'(

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I know! I am waiting! Maybe they are too controversial? Meatballs metaphor too obvious?

          • http://www.tracitalynne.com Tracitalynne

            I don’t know who Steve Jones is, either. I am also unclear what Tweed Serious is, but I have just sort of nodded awkwardly whenever anyone says it.

            However, I am excited about anything Work Inappropriate.

          • TeamSeth

            Tweed serious originated from the Twilosophy posts. Basically, NM Edward wears that tweed jacket (like how professors and people like Walter Cronkite wear tweed), and so he seems really serious and academic. Like this is 60 Minutes or a social science/lit course called Edward Said and Post-Colonialism, Is America Different Than French Africa? Anyway, it’s tweed serious, you know. Because serious people wear tweed. Then they (being UC&Moon) threw in some serious glasses too. The 1960s Buddy Holly kind that hipsters loved before the 1980s owl style came back “in” (excuse me, I just vomited a little bit). Anyway, that’s serious. Like Bill Condon serious, you know? So, Twilosophy days are serious–like tweed and serious glasses. And that’s where tweed serious comes from. It’s a mocking of ourselves for thinking that twilight is something that should ever be combined with philosophy to form a faux portmanteau.

            So, how was that for an explanation? Pretty tweed serious I think. ;)

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            listen, you. I do not have time to obsessively search for Twilosophy posts, which I am now going to go do. (we used to do this with Buffy back in the day and I wasn’t **nearly** as manic about that) (why do the undead and philosophy go together so well? OHSHIT I just found my masters thesis!) But in general, yeah, I get it. Also, let’s totally have sex just for the gratuitous use of rhyme in the phrase “faux portmanteau”. That’s hot.

          • TeamSeth

            As long as we’re being safe.

          • http://twitter.com/tracitalynne Traci Olsen

            Sure, sure. Be Safe. It’s sort of a motto of mine.

        • TeamSeth

          giggle snort. Now I’m imagining my Taylor opening his mouth really wide and shoving in two meatballs side-by-side and they pan down to show that he’s wearing a red “Vampire Jizz Longevity” shirt while at Disney Gay Days. (about to ride Maelstrom at Epcot… “Vil du kanula, bitches!”)

        • TeamSeth

          giggle snort. Now I’m imagining my Taylor opening his mouth really wide and shoving in two meatballs side-by-side and they pan down to show that he’s wearing a red “Vampire Jizz Longevity” shirt while at Disney Gay Days. (about to ride Maelstrom at Epcot… “Vil du kanula, bitches!”)

        • ladyofthemeadow

          Just read your comment and fizzed my coffee all over my keyboard, LOL.

          My mind just went somewhere dirty. Is it just me, or did you mean that??!!

          • cosi bella

            Mean wot?
            (oh allright it’s true I can always be counted on to lower the tone in polite company. )

            I spilt coffeee on my keyboard the other day too …but it was ok I got it all under CTRL

          • ladyofthemeadow

            I meant that, “I bet he eats meatballs too” brought me pictures of Taylor in some boy-on-boy action. I prefer picturing him as a cute straight boy in my personal fantasies.

            And what a waste of coffee, eh, spitting it all over the keyboard?! But it’s the sign of a great LTT/LTR posting.

          • cosi bella

            “I prefer picturing him as a cute straight buy in my fantasies”

            Me TOO! I’m tots jelleaux – my fantasizing abilities are sulking and refuse to play.

    • Stacey

      The reason Peter stopped cooking the ‘Italiano’ is because the girls would all come over and eat one strand of pasta while exclaiming, “I am getting so fat!”

      Then Jenni Garth would whack the back of their heads and tell them to shut up. Because, Jenni’s cool.

      If I was Peter, I would stop cooking fro them too. It’s just ungrateful.

      • TeamSeth

        was ungrateful a joke about grating cheese? Because I laughed.

  • ladyofthemeadow

    Speaking of vampire covens that no one really cares about, I saw a trailer for a new series called Camelot, featuring Jamie Campbell Bower (and he looks very handsome in it!)

    http://camelotfans.wordpress.com/page/2/

    • Anonymous

      My husband started recording that. We watched an episode the other night. He does look good in it. Though his brother on the series…. nice. ;)

    • cosi bella

      yes he does! very dishy!!

  • Anonymous

    OT:

    My husband is looking into putting a fireplace in our living room. When he first mentioned that he wanted to put one in, I replied with, “ooo, a fireplace, huh?” and wagged my eyebrows. No kidding, he quipped back, “yep, now all we need is a bearskin rug,” and winked jokingly.

    I laughed so hard.

    • JustGoWithIt

      That is awesome that your husband knows too much.

      • Anonymous

        Actually he doesn’t know too much, which makes me wonder if he’s checking up on my internet history and finding out all sorts of….. oh my god! that would SO explain a LOT.

        (If you’re reading this, hi honey!!! I’ve caught on to you!)

        • TeamSeth

          They sell sheepskin rugs at IKEA… it’s a start. Until he can be super manly and go kill a bear.

        • JustGoWithIt

          That is an obnoxious husbandy I fancy myself a computer wizard thing to do.
          I sometimes wonder if there is a function in computer history that just looks at comments posted on internet sites, without having to actually look in the actual site they are posted on. Seeing as I imagine this might be possible, you can see I don’t fancy myself a computer wizard. I certainly let loose a bit via internet commenting, seeing as I’m pretty certain nobody actually knows my true identity. That makes it sound like I am some kind of Twilight fan super hero. I rip off my clothes to reveal a plaid shirt and skinny jeans….
          I was telling the hub about LTT one time, and how it was two bloggers, and sometimes other fans, and he was like “You’ve written one”. I denied it, but he didn’t buy it for a second, probably because I turned bright red (I’ve never seen myself blush, but apparently I do). So that got me paranoid that he did read the letter I wrote that was saved under a false name. So I deleted it, and deleted it from the trash too. But who knows, sometimes deleting stuff just calls attention to it to said computer wizard. Not that I am ashamed to write a letter to Twilight, just that the letter was so not meant for his eyes.

          • ladyofthemeadow

            Me too, hubby does not know I share my innermost thoughts with y’all. I prefer to keep it that way.

            I’d still feel that way even if he knew about the significance of a sheepskin rug in front of a fireplace.

    • cosi bella

      your hubby sounds fab.

      reminds me of when someone here said their hubby/bf said “it’s a toasty 108 degrees over here” If MINE said that he’d get lucky EVERY night!!!!

      • Anonymous

        Actually that comment was just serendipitous he didn’t know how epic of a comment it was, which was half the reason it was so hilarious.

        Though he’s come a loooooooooong way since the beginning. He used to be quite surly about the whole thing (apparently he was all grumpy because I ignored him and the kids while emersing myself in the books or something). Now he’s developed a healthy sense of humor about it. I have a super fabulous story about him that speaks to his new found humor with my love of Twi, but I think I’ll save it for another day.

        • TeamSeth

          Puh-leeze, you gave birth to said kids. You’re allowed a human moment (or month) to read the Twi series.

          • Anonymous

            Conversation intercepted between TJE and Mr TJE in August 2008…

            “TJE? Are you going to come to bed? It’s 2am, you have to get up for work in three hours.”

            “Um. Yeah. In just a minute….”

            “Seriously?”

          • Anonymous

            Conversation intercepted between TJE and Mr TJE in August 2008…

            “TJE? Are you going to come to bed? It’s 2am, you have to get up for work in three hours.”

            “Um. Yeah. In just a minute….”

            “Seriously?”

          • Anonymous

            Conversation intercepted between TJE and Mr TJE in August 2008…

            “TJE? Are you going to come to bed? It’s 2am, you have to get up for work in three hours.”

            “Um. Yeah. In just a minute….”

            “Seriously?”

          • TeamSeth

            Hey Minnesota! How likin’ the triple post, girl?

          • TeamSeth

            OMG. I fail.

          • Anonymous

            Hey, TS, real nicel, man.

            How the hell did I do that? *shrugs* I guess disqus felt it was REALLY important. Or it could be my phone was slow and I hit the button a couple, few times… Nah, couldn’t have been user error. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Morning everyone! I too miss the ole days! I am still watching Twilight everyday and now I get to watch New Moon (not my fav) and Eclipse, so long nights are not so long now ;)! I still am drawn to Twilight for sooo many reasons, the best of course is it brought me here! Also, the magic is there even with the silly lines and awkwardness..I love it all! OT: I am really curious about the movie Red Riding Hood as I hear the CH directed it and from what I have seen in the previews it definately has “her touch”….
    Not much progress with BD but working hard at it, also I have some great news…my lil Belle is expecting pups on March 23-24!! For those of you that know me you’ll understand my excitement especially since my beloved parrot Maxie is no longer with me :( and I miss her very much everyday (and she was really starting to get Eddie’s voice down) so having pups to look forward to has made it alittle easier!! I may even be tempted to name a few from my favorite movie tee hee….

  • Anonymous

    Morning everyone! I too miss the ole days! I am still watching Twilight everyday and now I get to watch New Moon (not my fav) and Eclipse, so long nights are not so long now ;)! I still am drawn to Twilight for sooo many reasons, the best of course is it brought me here! Also, the magic is there even with the silly lines and awkwardness..I love it all! OT: I am really curious about the movie Red Riding Hood as I hear the CH directed it and from what I have seen in the previews it definately has “her touch”….
    Not much progress with BD but working hard at it, also I have some great news…my lil Belle is expecting pups on March 23-24!! For those of you that know me you’ll understand my excitement especially since my beloved parrot Maxie is no longer with me :( and I miss her very much everyday (and she was really starting to get Eddie’s voice down) so having pups to look forward to has made it alittle easier!! I may even be tempted to name a few from my favorite movie tee hee….

    • Anonymous

      Hey Cyn! Miss you.

    • cosi bella

      congrats on the puppies!!!

      ooh you could name one of them “eat my jorts” (my fave LTT name) cos puppies do that kind of thing right? (Jorts for short)

    • Anonymous

      Hey Cyn! Glad to know you’ve survived the winter, but sorry to hear about your parrot. Hugs!

    • Anonymous

      Hi Cyn! I want to see Red Riding Hood too because it does look like it has the Hardwicke touch- aka slightly ridiculous, but with at least two hot guys. Sounds like fun to me! It’s good to hear from you!

  • TeamSeth

    WOW, Ashley’s legs should be singing, “Not a girl, but not yet a woman.” Where are her hips…did she leave them at the Disney Channel? Oh wait, that *phase* hadn’t started yet. Still though, I always knew Rob was hungry hungry, but I thought it was only for Hot Pockets!

  • Anonymous

    I watched the MTV interview clip with Jackson Rathbone yesterday, the one where he was talking about BD & 100 Monkeys tour. Even though he’s not “Twilight Elite”, he’s still one of the main players but fame does not seem to have affected him (maybe because he doesn’t have many fans? does he?). He was relaxed, chatty, weird, kind of high, loveable and semi-articulate. He mentioned his band is writing an novel. Not a biography, not a set of essays, but a novel. The whole band. One novel. Then they cut to a clip of his band dancing around someone’s backyard like 9th graders & playing really irritating music. Anyhow, he seems to be the old-school Twilight we all miss. I bet he ate Peter’s pasta & asked for seconds (and even snuck off with some in a ziplock he keeps in his guitar case), I bet he still plays practical jokes on set, I bet he’s the only one who reads Twilight blogs and maybe even responds. I’ve decided I’m going to be his fangirl, even if I am the only one. Or maybe because I’d be the only one. Go 1000 Monkeys (or 100?).

    • Anonymous

      “I bet he ate Peter’s pasta & asked for seconds”

      This is one of the moments where my dirty mind will not give something up.

      • TeamSeth

        Just pull a Nikki, she gave it up looooong ago.

      • Anonymous

        LOL!

        He also mentioned Kristen’s cooking. Again. What is up with everyone mentioning her f’ing cooking skills. I cannot escape it. It’s not enough that she may or may not have Rob (Dontgiveadamneitherwaysten over here) and millions in the bank, but now she’s a better cook than me. Excuse me while I pull a Taylor-Penn and call BITCH on her. I’m going to have to finally make her damned tortilla soup with the damned bell peppers in it just so I can see for myself.

        • TeamSeth

          Don’t give into her PR!!! “Hold the bell peppers, bitches!”

          • TeamSeth

            (I really don’t know why this “bitches” thing is so hilarious today, but it really is (for me at least). I just love imagining TayTay at a red carpet even yelling it out. With his smile. lol)

          • Anonymous

            I know, but maybe her f’ing bell peppers are the reason. All this time I thought they added a slimely too-sweet element to tortilla soup, but WHAT IF I HAVE BEEN WRONG. Seriously, there have been at least 5 references to how damn great her slimey pepper soup slop is, I just have to know. And if it is good, I will have to just give in, TUCK it under, and move on.

          • TeamSeth

            Now that the tuck and slimy slop is involved, there’s no turning back. Let us know.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Oh FFS! I’ve been spelling slimy wrong my entire life. FUCK! Damn you Slimey (the worm from Sesame Street). If Slimey didn’t spell his name with an E, I never would have thought to add an e. Slimey did, and he’s cool. Even plays the tuba. Damn you Slimey, you have brought dishonor to me.

          • TeamSeth

            I kept spelling it slimey too but it was giving me the red squiggly line!!!!

          • TeamSeth

            the word’s a slimy little bugger, eh!

          • Anonymous

            Personally, I like “slimey” – it seems more fitting. And is almost an onomatopoeia. “SliiiimmmEEEEyyyy Snaaaapppeeee Sliiiithered into the Sttteeewwww’s Ssssooooup.”

            ^ssseriously ssssleeep deprived.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Oh FFS! I’ve been spelling slimy wrong my entire life. FUCK! Damn you Slimey (the worm from Sesame Street). If Slimey didn’t spell his name with an E, I never would have thought to add an e. Slimey did, and he’s cool. Even plays the tuba. Damn you Slimey, you have brought dishonor to me.

          • Anonymous

            NOO don’t go over to the dark side! Tortilla soup does NOT have bell peppers!

          • Anonymous

            I know. I do the Edward groany-almost-barfy look every time I think about it. But I will make it. Maybe Sunday. It’s gonna flop, I just know it. I’ll try to document the process and outcome.

  • TeamSeth

    OT, but still hilarious (and OT in the Twi theme kinda way), dude in my office just answered his phone saying “Well hello” EXACTLY like Waylon Forge does when Victoria shows up on the dock.

  • reese

    Prayers have been answered! Twifans is posting that some guy named Ben Worobec tweeted he spotted the entire cast including Rob and Kristen eating dinner at…..wait for it…the Spaghetti Factory. ????? Hilarious if it is true!

    • JustGoWithIt

      It kills me that they are all in my city. I could get my ass to the Spaghetti Factory (maybe, if I didn’t have to eat there?).

      • TeamSeth

        I’m sure they serve spinach salad or mushroom ravioli.
        Just go with it!

        • JustGoWithIt

          You’re right. I’m on my way. Do you think they’ll still be there? I’m pretty sure I’ve been to that restaurant, and considering it had spaghetti in the name I don’t remember being impressed with the spaghetti. But yes, I could always see if they had a garden burger and some berry cobbler.

          • Anonymous

            OMG, you must go. But be cool (refer back to S. Molina blog entry). Just pretend to take photos of Peter’s large caliber hot pasta with your cell phone and ask Jackson if he’s into sloppy seconds, because if he is, there’s a half-hearted fangirl waiting on LTT for him. I will help him with his novel. I have some ideas.

          • TeamSeth

            Jackson’s writing a novel? Is there anything he DOESN’T do? He’s so the guy I always hated in high school. “I know 3 languages, play 17 instruments, have read the whole Bible is 6 versions as well as every essay on political theory in South America and all of Dante’s Inferno, plus I just finished up the Iliad for the third time. Also, I can cut and dye hair, and I can play 4 different sports, varsity level–I start, actually. I sing. Oh, I do ballet on weekends and tap for a bit as a kid. And Wednesdays I go salsa with my friend Lauren–she’s so cool, but it’s not “like that” you know. Anyway, I also was in the play last year–I was Tony, but the Maria was so-so. Whatever. I helped with the costuming though, I love sewing, which sounds gay, but it’s not. And I got the top score on my PSATs so I’m getting a full ride wherever I go–which is now looking like Duke or Northwestern. I was think Yale, but I don’t like New Haven. So, what are your hobbies?”

            Um… ummmm… that’s when I’d run away and cry. Renaissance Men… who needs them!

          • JustGoWithIt

            Ha, I lived in New Haven for a bit. No, not very like-able.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Jackson is not writing it. His entire band is writing it. And, he doesn’t know tortilla soup from Tortilla Flat, so don’t be a hater. He’s just as flawed as any of us, but he’s got a book deal. Actually, the more I look at him, the more I like (he reminds me of all the men I had a love-hate thing with in college).

          • TeamSeth

            Garden burger? That sound disgusting, like something you dig up out of your garden. Rabbits might nibble on. That’s like backyard burger or something…

          • TeamSeth

            Okay, so you’re writing up your letter to LTT right now, right? With photos and a juicy ‘may or may not have’ story??? :D

    • ladyofthemeadow

      If Kristen is as good a cook as they make her out to be (questionable), she’d be disappointed with her meal at the Spaghetti Factory.

  • reese

    Prayers have been answered! Twifans is posting that some guy named Ben Worobec tweeted he spotted the entire cast including Rob and Kristen eating dinner at…..wait for it…the Spaghetti Factory. ????? Hilarious if it is true!

  • Anonymous

    Awww, thank you! But I was thinking of ONLY Jumping Robs, lol!! Not multiple Rob tattoos!

  • Anonymous

    Awww, thank you! But I was thinking of ONLY Jumping Robs, lol!! Not multiple Rob tattoos!

  • Anonymous

    Awww, thank you! But I was thinking of ONLY Jumping Robs, lol!! Not multiple Rob tattoos!

  • Anonymous

    Yay for the 100 Monkeys! They are actually a great show, wonderful stage performance!! Music is not that great but really fun! I got hooked when I saw them live. Jackson is a great guy!!

    • natteringyeahrobber

      Yes. I love him now. I cannot listen to his music, but do you think Nicole Kidman really likes to listen to Keith Urban? Do you think Gwyneth can deal with Chris Martin’s schtick? It could work. Just me, Jackson, DH, kids – we’ll grow avocados in Ventura and ride off our novel’s profits for a good 40 years.

  • Anonymous

    Yay for the 100 Monkeys! They are actually a great show, wonderful stage performance!! Music is not that great but really fun! I got hooked when I saw them live. Jackson is a great guy!!

  • Anonymous

    Yay for the 100 Monkeys! They are actually a great show, wonderful stage performance!! Music is not that great but really fun! I got hooked when I saw them live. Jackson is a great guy!!

  • Anonymous

    Srsly! You quote that and your STILL not into Rob?! That’s a Robclassic right there! Hehe, loved it <3

  • Anonymous

    Srsly! You quote that and your STILL not into Rob?! That’s a Robclassic right there! Hehe, loved it <3

    • TeamSeth

      was this is reply to the garden burgers thing? Cuz that interview was part of my Rob Requirement post.

      • robsfuturemate

        Yes! But it wasn’t from an interview, it’s on the Twi Commentary. I thought maybe you had photo/audiographic memory but it’s possible you watched the Twi Com more than once. Still that was one of my fav Rob quotes!

        • TeamSeth

          Oh ho! My Rob Review shines through! It’s from BOTH the commentary AND an interview. It’s in the three-way cougarific commentary, but then it also appears (prior to commentary, I believe) with the MTV Star on Star (or whatever semi sexual name that show has) interviewing between him and the Hayley chick from Paramore. WOOT WOOT! Go me! And the editor kept cutting to Rob drinking his coke. It’s seriously him drinking his coke really close up about 5 or 6 times in a 4 min interview or whatever. Maybe 9 min. Anyway… check it out ;)

          • Anonymous

            Oh yes, it’ been checked out! Repeatedly :) Yes, that was Rob’s introduction to the world of Veggie Burgers. Aw come on, you didn’t enjoy watching Rob sip his coke through a straw?! But yes, props to you my mate!

  • Anonymous

    Srsly! You quote that and your STILL not into Rob?! That’s a Robclassic right there! Hehe, loved it <3

  • Anonymous

    wow

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