Jacob & Renesmee: I just can’t imagine it

I realize that reading this NOW after the big MAJOR SPOILER BREAKING DAWN LEAKAGE OF STILLS OF BASICALLY THE ENTIRE TWO MOVIES is pretty anticlimactic, but I wrote this Wednesday night & I’m currently on a plane to Florida, so there was no time for an update. But laugh with me that I considered THIS a spoiler as of Wednesday! Xo

Dear Breaking Dawn,

Today’s letter is brought to you by a MAJOR SPOILER ALERT. Well, I think. I could have actually imagined that I heard this little Breaking Dawn rumor. I’m not SEEKING out info. If I come across it, I sometimes read it, but I’m not opposed to being completely surprised with this movie. Just because… I can’t imagine how it’s not going to be so freaking’ creepy. Like when I imagine Breaking Dawn, I picture this Halloween costume:

So I try to not to go there, ya know? Anyway, back to my SPOILER ALERT. I remember hearing that they “Cast” the older Renesmee. And, as a result, speculation was swirling that there would be a “grown up” scene between Jacob & Renesemee. Aww sweet. Less ick factor, right?

Right?

Jake needs a Do-over

That’s where I have a problem. IS that less “ick factor?” Let’s say, for example, that Taylor gets his day in the sun. Or Jacob does, rather. They both need to get some- doesn’t matter who. Taylor needs to prove to the world he CAN kiss without major head-bobbing motions like with Jake’s big moment with Bella, but….. with Reneseme? Renesmee who we see as a baby one minute, a child then next & then flash forward to a scene where she is potentially kissing her big bro-protector-turned-lover Jacob Black? Umm… ick. Right?

Team Jacob deserves this, I get it. There is a HUGE portion of the Twilight fandom on Taylor’s side & they’d LOVE to see him with a little tonsil hockey action with anyone (Suggestion: Maybe Jake & Leah sip a few too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades down at La Push one night? Give Team Jacob a little french-kiss action there? Just a thought) But what if there is a Jake & Nessie scene that is…. HOT? Maybe Alice is seeing the future or something (creepy, Alice…has life with Jasper really gotten that stale?) but then we go back to the present, where Renesemee is a CHILD? I can’t wrap my head around this….!

I know I should probably trust the movie makes on this one, but, of course I don’t.

During my first read of Breaking Dawn, Jake & Nessie never creeped me out. I didn’t like that a kid was introduced.. I wanted Bella & Edward love making 24/7 without the distraction of a mouth to feed a deer to, but I never really thought about the creepiness till I met you all & your aversion to the creepiness effed with me! But NOW it’s all i think about… WHAT WILL THIS BE LIKE!?

Think on this for a few minutes with me. The following is cute:

Aww! It's like Jake's a 24/7 petting zoo

Only thing creepy about this is Bella creeping in the corner (Reminds me of Creepy Eddie in the van. Remember him?)

Everyone needs a fluffy friend to comfort them

and my own personal favorite:

 

Jake, Nessie & Seth

All appropriate, right? Weird, sure. But we’ve known that Jacob imprints on Renesmee now for like 3 years. We need to get over this. It’s time to move on. We get that he’s not creeping on a kid. It’s just a weird thing that doesn’t actually happen in real life.

But THEN…. this:

 

Jake & Nessie of Green Gables

"This is how your mom liked to be held too!"

Ick

Am I right to be worried?

Don’t creep me out,
UnintendedChoice

So…. WHAT do you think? How is this gonna go down? Am I overreacting? Will it be all cool? Will we be able to look at little McKenzie Foy the same way again if the flash-forward scene happens like is rumored? (PS: I found the link where I think I read the spoiler)

*UPDATE – this seems ironic now that we’ve sen them together (allegedly). This is a reminder PLEASE DO NOT LINK OR POST ANY OF THE LEAKED IMAGES. We like our limbs and our money. THANKS!*

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  • ChillinWithCullens

    EWWWWWW!!!!!

  • Marifervg

    At least we’ll have enough of Edward and Bella sexy times to ignore the creepyness between Jake and Nessi…..
    I know you haven’t mentioned this but can I just say that the leaked pictures were EPIC!!!!….*sigh* I just had to get it out of my system lol

    • JustGoWithIt

      Yeah, I couldn’t not look. I looked quick, like it would only be half looking. They look pretty great.

  • toooldforthis

    It will never be not creepy to me. When does he know it’s okay to give her special hugs? When he no longer has to rock her to sleep? (Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.)

    Oh, by the way, thanks for the Jacob/Bella kissing gif. When I watched the movie I closed my eyes during that scene and I’ve managed to avoid watching since. Now you put it on an endless loop. Turns out it’s exactly like what I thought it be – watching a brother and sister kiss.

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      I know, shades of Flowers in the Attic. The part in the book where Chris walks in on Cathy and is all like “whoa – this is wrong, but I cannot stop looking – so wrong – cannot stop looking” – I imagine there to be a similar moment where Jacob sees Renesmee. They’d better be selling brain bleach packets at the theatre.

      • TeamSeth

        Hm… business idea! Like the people who did the Yankees Suck shirts at the Red Sox games…

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      I know, shades of Flowers in the Attic. The part in the book where Chris walks in on Cathy and is all like “whoa – this is wrong, but I cannot stop looking – so wrong – cannot stop looking” – I imagine there to be a similar moment where Jacob sees Renesmee. They’d better be selling brain bleach packets at the theatre.

  • Anonymous

    I am really just commenting so I can get in on the ZOMGthrustingHEADBOARDUNFFFffff’ing that has got to go on here. I just couldn’t bring myself to click on the video, but I get the gist of it from the LTR post. Thanks. Also, #headboardismylifenow is the best hashtag ever.

    As far as the ick factor, like you, I trust in the movie gods. It could very well be that the worst book in the series ends up being the best movie. I was Very Pre-Second Hand Embarrassed for this movie, but Bill Condon seems to actually get it, so, yay you, and yay us.

    Okay, let the OME’ing begin!

    • Anonymous

      I love your name!

      • Anonymous

        thanks! I was pressured into it by a ridiculous comment I made a while back. But I kind of like it now, especially since I get to refer to my husband as Mr. Slut.

  • Stacey

    I think some of you already know what I think about this part of Breaking Dawn, but after seeing these very…umm…huh…special pictures, I just want to cringe and laugh hysterically.

    Yeah, if I was Bella, imprint or not Jacob would be a dead man. Let’s think of it this way, Bella’s ex boyfriend (kind of, sort of) is now saying in the future he will be having ‘relations’ with her child. Disturbing.However, I can see Renee wanting ‘relations’ with Jacob. She seems to be a cougar like that. *snicker*

    Also, Alice watching Jacob and “the baby”, eww. But, since it is Alice I assume she was all about watching Bella and Edward’s feathers. So not so out of the ordinary for that lady.

    I so can’t wait for Breaking Dawn. Poor Taylor!

    • Anonymous

      “I assume she was all about watching Bella and Edward’s feathers. So not so out of the ordinary for that lady.”

      I giggled. I’m sure Alice figured watching the feathers fly was just retribution on Edward always having open view of her and Jasper…and everyone else. Well…probably not completely retribution… ;)

    • operarose

      LOL – Renesmee’s the cougar? So funny.

      Although it would make sense. I have this theory that every generation is either more liberal or more conservative than their parents. (So if your parents were insanely stuffy and conservative, you’re going to be, like, crazy liberal, and vice versa), so that would make sense. With Bella and Edward as parents, if Renesmee’s the opposite, Jake won’t have to wait long ifyouknowwhatimsayin.

      MAJOR CRINGE at everything I just wrote.

  • Anonymous

    UC as much as I hate it, you are right.

    Oh Stephenie *sigh* all I wanted from the whole series was to see Jacob get some decent booty. I was never concerned for Eds & Bella, they’re the main characters therefore happy ending guaranteed. But I was on tenterhooks waiting to see if Jake would get mauled by the Volturi or hook up with Leah or even a cute cheerleader/ conservationist etc from La Push. There were options Stephenie. Plenty of options. What were you drinking when you came up with monster imprint spawn?

    Every time I think about it too much my image of Jacob morphs into Woody Allen. I’ve even abandoned my village mob pitchfork for a spade, ready to throw it to anyone who looks like they might be able to dig the way out of this creepiness. If only someone other than Woody would turn up dammit.

    And while I’m at it, was is it with the idea that it’s sweet for the imprinter to give the imprintee everything they want? We all know the results of giving a toddler as much sugar as they want, letting them decide their own bedtime or determining appropriate clothing to wear out in the snow – it makes as much sense as giving a drug addict the keys to a pharmacy. IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!

    -end rant-

    • Stacey

      Exactly! There were so many possibilities! Leah! Random Beach Girl! Anybody else, but a baby. It was like she was the Bella consolation prize. Can’t give you Bella, Jake. How about her vampire hybrid kid instead. Ugh.

    • TeamSeth

      I think it’s described as meeting her every need, not want.

      But yeah, basically.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001626556180 Lita Gabriel

    i, for one, am completely over it. why? because i need to see some Emmett and Rosalie love. we see Edward and Bella love. we see Alice and Jasper love. we know there is going to be some Jacob and Reneehoweveryouspellit action. let’s not even talk about the parent’s Carlisle/Esme or Charlie/Sue love.
    i see no Em/Ro love.
    i need some Em/Ro love.
    i need a cookie.

  • Anonymous

    hahaha. With Audio: http://youtu.be/yruX4lABRZA

    • http://twitter.com/tlmfarmgirl Tammy Masters

      Do you have a link with the pids too? I missed all the fun…. ;'(

      • Anonymous

        someone emailed them to me. You can google it, though.

        • http://twitter.com/tlmfarmgirl Tammy Masters

          I tried….. *sigh*

          • Anonymous

            aww. you are making me sad! Will I go to jail if I offer to email them to you? If not, I am happy to email them to you.

          • http://twitter.com/tlmfarmgirl Tammy Masters

            LOL – I’ll live – either way. At least I saw the vid – thanks for that!

          • Anonymous

            I figure if I ever do go to jail, it will probably be something Twilight related. It’s really only a matter of time, I think. ;)

      • Operarose

        I missed all of the fun too. At least there’s nothing to “Unsee” – except for today’s LTT post (sorry girls)

        • Operarose

          Never mind. Should have suspected they’re all over the place now. Um….wow?!

  • Anonymous

    Eddie in the van. Bless him

    • Moon

      perv eddie in the van is my fave!!

  • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

    Great fan art, especially liked Jake of Green Gables. I have a feeling that Taylor will go from being committed to the role to just, uh, being committed after all this is over. I heard that Lily Collins has been making numerous appearances to the BD set. Maybe she’s the body double for Renesmee (since she’s legal), or maybe she’s the fluffer for the Jacob-Renesmee sexytimes scenes?

    • http://twitter.com/tlmfarmgirl Tammy Masters

      actually – I think she’s Taylor’s gf… :)

      • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

        Yes, and apparently they’ve been hitting up Subway together (they are all about the chicken salad sandwiches), and “standing very close” to each other quite frequently. Wonder if Taylor goes for the $5 footlong or splurges and gets 2 6 inches just to show off. Maybe whenever Taylor has a hard time looking like he’s in love with a 9 year old, he just looks over at Lily slowly peeling back the paper wrap from her Subway sandwich? Oil and vinegar dripping down her arms, a wee piece of mayo-coated celery at the corner of her lips? Hot.

        • TeamSeth

          I’m guessing he’s a $5 footlong kinda guy… unless he’s on the roids this whole time, then he might just be a 6 inch salami sub.

      • Anonymous

        Shhhh! Stop crushing dreams! (and I mean that in the sweetest, most non-delusional way possible)

  • Anonymous

    Um, people are upset that they can’t unsee the pics that leaked yesterday? (You know, the ones I missed because I was doing things like feeding my child instead of hanging out on Twitter.) I was fine until I saw that costume. That I can’t unsee, friends. Talk about disturbing.

    • Anonymous

      OMG I have just now decided that I am going to get that costume for Halloween, and have Mr.Slut just cover his face in blood, and we can go as The Birth Scene. Maybe we can borrow a dog to follow us around and look forlorn….

      • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

        Oh, you MUST – and of course post photos here (maybe you can buy one of those giant stuffed pink wolves and just drag it along on rollerskates, with a Renesmee doll glued on top).

        Only Twilight people will know what you and Mr. Slut are trying to do, which is fine. I’d consider a costume like that but 1)Mr. NYR would never role play Edward in any capacity and 2)I’d have to explain the costumes to our young kids, who would no doubt be forever scarred – we’d probably get a visit from Social Services that night.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Me and my husband when as brain eating zombies a few years ago for Halloween. We dressed our 1 year old the same including head wound and blood dripping from mouth.

  • Moon

    that pregnant stomach creeps me out. MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!

    • JustGoWithIt

      Reminds me of a story someone told me a while ago. That picture. Not BD. A couple came in to the gallery I was volunteering at and when into this short film story idea she had about a pregnant woman. Her friends keep trying to be nice and encouraging, but she seems kind of mater of fact about the whole thing. Eventually they throw her a surprise baby shower, and she gets fed up with the whole thing and grips her stomach and yells “I’m raising it for the mean, okay!” Then the girl made me swear not to steal her story or tell anyone else so that they could steal it. Oh well, LTTers, go ahead, make your movie short. Of course the weird part was the conversation, and how she launched into this story without any particular reason to.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Wow, I killed her/my story by writing “I’m raising it for the mean, okay!”. That makes no sense. Supposed to be “I’m raising it for the meat, okay!”

        • Aarjammmur

          Maybe the woman who gave you that idea worked for Summit? like a planned “leak” sort of reference. Summit wants you to write a screenplay, so that they can then produce and make more millions.
          But don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll let you go on the set and make any edits that might be necessary. And I’m sure CW will be available to direct. And I’m sure Taylor will be forever typecast as “raising for the piece of meat” role, so you can probably get him on board as well.

          Now just get to writing so we can all claim to “have known her when she was just a funny LTT commenter.”

          • JustGoWithIt

            It’s not a bad idea really. Could be made with diversionary subplots and character development, and then BAM at the end and the movie ends right there. Maybe that lady did make it and we just haven’t seen it because it is a short student film. Probably not though.

          • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

            BAM – then fade to black. Yes. Oh JGWI, you must develop a screenplay, you must. Besides, it is a fairly common sort of idea (who doesn’t think about raising their own meat…uh…) so it’s not like she can claim you stole it from her. I’ve spent the last 2 minutes developing a cover in MS Paint for you to present to Summit. I’m sure they’ll give you an advance based purely on the cover.

            http://i51.tinypic.com/se0n60.jpg

          • JustGoWithIt

            That is fu*&ing great!

          • TeamSeth

            That’s true. Now that you’ve posted about it, expect a $50k fine for “stealing” their idea which isn’t even original anyway. A Modest Proposal, anyone?

            Oh. Looking at Nat’s little link, I think i misunderstood what “meat” meant here.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Off topic, but Sweet Valley High was trending on twitter today, so I checked it out. Weren’t you the one who had some question about Lila’s name some time ago (cannot remember, though you seem like the likely culprit, forgive me if I’m wrong!). It’s Lee-la, not Lie-la and a new book is in the works. Also, I didn’t know this but the last SVH book had a plot involving a vampire, or at least some character who would only see one of the twins at night.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            p.s. Lee-la? Who spells their name Lila, but pronounces it Lee-La?? Messed up. Though perhaps not as messed up as Renesmee.

  • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

    I’ve never had a problem with the Imprinting storyline, I actually thought it was pretty creative idea for a Fantasy book, BUT I have NEVER understood why SM introduced children into it. IMO, this entered BD into a whole different realm of disgusting; why did she do this?? *shudders*

    • KL☼ W4E♥ Ami♣ BD1♂2♀ Csmpls♦

      With Quil and Claire I was like Ewwww, too, but I knew the girls would grow up. The wolves couldn’t help when their future ladies would come along…but, well…her agent could have tried harder to say, “Reeeeeally Steph? Not a good idea…”

      *shudders with you*

  • http://twitter.com/hippietrixi Christine

    I am going to pretend that this post does not exist, just like I pretend that Renesmee does not exist. I love you guys though. Just not the abomination that is Renesmee.

  • Minderelly9

    “This is how your mom liked to be held too!”

    I die.

    End of story, game over, stick-a-fork-in-me. Done.

    Coupled with the leaked pics I’m so glad good fandom is back.

  • Anonymous

    Aw, it could be a double date with Jake and Nessie, and Quil and Claire… Well it would have to be a more distant flash forward since Claire is human and grows at human speed.

  • TeamSeth

    I’m so glad you posted that picture I found… er, or not glad at all ;)

    Anyway, are the released on purpose to hype things up, send super conservatives into a tizzy, and get Summit enough to pay the extra million that Ashley Green and Kellan demanded for the 5th film leaked photos real? I thought that maybe, since it’s April 1st and all, maybe it was a joke?

    • Anonymous

      thing is, those released still are probably all we will see. Literally, it will be like FLASH naked back FLASH closeup feathers FLASH Headboard Arms! It will be a 10 second sex montage. then back to blah blah Swim with Dolphins Blah kissing Blah OMG Knocked Up blah blah perimeter/deathbaby/HEY! I can hear her/Volturi non-fight/HEY! I can hear *you* The End.

      oh. spoiler alert.

      • TeamSeth

        Aw, “hey I can hear you” ::tear:: Favorite part!

        Um, but basically. I only saw the little thumbnails ‘cuz I’m a purity ring wearer for ALL things, including the soundtrack. (I know, hardcore). I will only watch the previews/trailers, ‘cuz they’re meant to be watched. That said, the Bella 2.0 vampire edition in front of the green screen (hopefully so they can place her in that Runs with Edward’s Vest flash forward from NM Volturi scene–epic) pic was really cool. Prosthetic dept seem to be more on task than the wig dept.

        Also, ps to Nat: I changed my avi to a fun Renaissance version of Beller/Eddie fanart, but it’s not showing up yet on my computer. Maybe you can see it? Hopefully. April Fool’s! :)

        • Anonymous

          I know, I love it when he hears both of them. So sweet. It’s like feeling the baby move x1000. <3

          I really struggled with seeing the pics. I actually refrained for a bit, but I am just not that strong, and people would not shut up about it. I refused the video altogether until someone put the funny Jerry Maguire sound on it. I am able to not see papparazzi pics because the whole idea of that bugs me in a big way, but somehow I don't mind as much with these because the people in them are actually consenting to be photographed. *shrug* I am morally ambivalent. I would make an excellent vampire.

        • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

          I cannot see your new avi. I’m assuming the fact that it is not there is a hint that you want me to make one of my infamous horrible manips for you. Well, I went on the prowl for Renward images, and found a hilarious website where someone has posed all her Edward dolls in strange situations and created captions for all of them. I’m sure all you regular LTTers already know (could actually be a LTTer) about it, but it is worth a look-see if you are bored.

          http://adventureswithedward.blogspot.com/

          Blog hasn’t been updated in a while, but maybe if enough of us request she/he do a parody of the leaked BD photos with the doll collection, she/he will oblige. I’d love to see Humpward clutching a fake doll bed.

          • Anonymous

            That is amazing. I especially like the Christmas Eddie doll in his pimp-tastic santa coat.

          • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

            Yes, and Eddie in a Snuggie watching Lost isn’t bad either. Also like it when she takes Edward on a flight with her and has him watch Ladyhawke on her iPhone. Also Edward getting all tangled up in the tape dispenser.

      • TeamSeth

        Aw, “hey I can hear you” ::tear:: Favorite part!

        Um, but basically. I only saw the little thumbnails ‘cuz I’m a purity ring wearer for ALL things, including the soundtrack. (I know, hardcore). I will only watch the previews/trailers, ‘cuz they’re meant to be watched. That said, the Bella 2.0 vampire edition in front of the green screen (hopefully so they can place her in that Runs with Edward’s Vest flash forward from NM Volturi scene–epic) pic was really cool. Prosthetic dept seem to be more on task than the wig dept.

        Also, ps to Nat: I changed my avi to a fun Renaissance version of Beller/Eddie fanart, but it’s not showing up yet on my computer. Maybe you can see it? Hopefully. April Fool’s! :)

    • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

      You took the crossed-out words right out of my big mouth. ;-)

      Hey girl, how the Hell are ya? We need to exchange an e-mail.

  • http://www.twitwitter.ning.com Cyndi Jo

    Funny thing is I had a conversation today with someone I will never look the same at again. They were all for letting Nessie just go with Jacob at 5 years of age. The argument being she knew right from wrong at birth practically and it was wrong to hold her back as a teen!
    *blink*
    I rank super smart fully grown kid with the whole “imprinting” mess..I hate them both. To me they take away the free will of the person. Where does Nessie grow if she’s all knowing from just a little lesson of this is wrong and this is right?
    I feel for Ed and Bella as parents. How many x boyfriend’s have you wanted to kill? Nessie might just run away and join the Volturi and Jacob would make a nice wolf-skin rug and a nice new pair of slippers for Marcus.

  • natteringyeahrobber

    OK, well, in case the 1.2% of you were wondering…the 100 Monkeys novel isn’t fake, but it also isn’t a novel. Surprise! It’s a compilation of thoughts by 100 Monkeys band members. I guess I’ll pass, though still slightly curious. If anyone has purchased, please at least share a choice passage or two. I will hold out hope that Jackson has 3-4 witticisms that are quotable.

  • GeminiGypsy

    I don’t think that they’re going to show a kissing moment between Renesmee and Jake- the book ends with her as a toddler. As much as the Team Jacob fans might be hoping for it, I really don’t think it’s going to happen. I also think that Bill Condon will be common sensical enough, to make the Jake and Nessie moments as least creepy as possible. Jake is supposed to be brotherly, until she needs a man- until she gets old enough! So, I think it’s going to be cute petting zoo Jacob throughout Breaking Dawn :P I like both Edward and Jake, so the Nessie & Jake stuff only bothers me a little- I think it would just be weird that your mom kissed your boyfriend, and that your dad and your boyfriend are both abnormally old… because Jake is technically going to be about 17 years older than Renesmee and her Dad is going to be 119 (incorrect? I don’t have my book with me to check…) years older than her.

  • GeminiGypsy

    I don’t think that they’re going to show a kissing moment between Renesmee and Jake- the book ends with her as a toddler. As much as the Team Jacob fans might be hoping for it, I really don’t think it’s going to happen. I also think that Bill Condon will be common sensical enough, to make the Jake and Nessie moments as least creepy as possible. Jake is supposed to be brotherly, until she needs a man- until she gets old enough! So, I think it’s going to be cute petting zoo Jacob throughout Breaking Dawn :P I like both Edward and Jake, so the Nessie & Jake stuff only bothers me a little- I think it would just be weird that your mom kissed your boyfriend, and that your dad and your boyfriend are both abnormally old… because Jake is technically going to be about 17 years older than Renesmee and her Dad is going to be 119 (incorrect? I don’t have my book with me to check…) years older than her.

  • KL☼ W4E♥ Ami♣ BD1♂2♀ Csmpls♦

    When I first read BD, I thought nothing of Jake imprinting on Ren. The girl was gonna grow up. And fast. What I was more concerned of, was he was gonna have to wait like 7-10 years for her to be an adult. [cause E would have no hoochie-coochie before that!] But I definitely understand all the different POV’s on the subject. I don’t know what I’d do about a J&R novella, either. I’d probably read it, but I wouldn’t be DYING to like another Twilight book or MS.

  • operarose

    Maybe I’m just an optimist, but somehow I feel like an older Renesmee could be done well. I think it important that the (mocking masses of) audience members see the evolution: how Jake’s love for baby Renesmee (my stomach just turned a bit sour at that thought) is different than his love for 18+ Renesmee (ugh…nevermind…my stomach is feeling really bad now. How how how is this going to work?!)

    But yeah, I’m optimistic…..?

  • Anonymous

    What, exactly, is wrong with my brain that I unpack this delightful “March Goes In Like a Lion” craft from my kindergartener’s backpack and I can only think: “So the oddly angry lion fell in love with the poofy haired lamb”?

    http://tracitalynne.com/traci/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/IMAG05171-e1301856327717-199×300.jpg

  • cosi bella

    look – there’s loads of movies where this happens e.g. tomboy girl next door (usually someone’s snot nose little sis) who some guy barely notices – comes back years later to see she’s grown up to be a beautiful ‘woman’ blah blah blah. They fall in love….. Can’t think of ONE darn concrete example mind -but there’s LOADS I tell ya (I think – oldie black and white movies a lot of em probably – lurking in my memory somewhere)

    Or what about young girls having ‘crushes’ on older guys in movies. No one ever makes THAT a sexual issue right?

    If we use the word ‘betrothal’ instead of imprinting – would that make it better? Except it’s MILDER even MUCH ‘milder’ than a full ‘betrothal’ cos Renesmee has free choice to NOT become romantically involved with Jacob if she doesn’t want to when she becomes of age. Absolutely and totally FREE CHOICE.

    Also has anyone ever figured out the TRUE age difference between Jacob and Renesmee at the point where they would probably unite romantically i.e. as in Jacob’s slowed down doggie age & Renesmee speedgrow age? hmmm?

    Also Jacob has ZERO sexual feelings for the prepubescent Renesmee so what’s the biggie?. There’s the ‘potential’ for a love match up that’s all.

    So why is everyone obsessing about this?

    Oh yeah it’s because it’s Twilight and that’s what we do here – obsess about Twilight…and it’s aaaaalll normal..

    :))))))

    • TwilightedForever

      I totally agree with you! It’s imprinting aka ‘true love’ where Jacob will protect Nessie and would give his life for her. Too many closed-minded haters picking on Jacob — shut up and wait for the movie.

  • cosi bella

    …Also OT ….but wot? not one single BD leaked photo of JACOB????

    **SULK**

    • Anonymous

      For all the Team Jacob girls: I am totes Team Edward, but this cracks my shit up: http://twimom101.tumblr.com/post/4346592822

      • cosi bella

        Nutslut, That is Awesome! LMAO!! Ooh now I want to see the whole movie re-scripted x-rated style.

        (PS there’s something deliciously wicked (in a good way) about the name ‘Nutslut’. haha! – but remind me – what was your former name again?)

        • Anonymous

          I am so impressed that whoever it was got the facial expressions so well. Also? an x-rated re-dubbed Twilight? I would happily buy that. ha ha!

          In a former life, and everywhere else on the internet, I am Tracitalynne.

  • Kipramatsa

    Emm the book says nothing about this love between them lol.

  • Kipramatsa

    Emm the book says nothing about this love between them lol.

  • marcayla 11year old gurl

    this is is going to be the best twilight movie yet i cant wait till december when it come out in theaters i will be getting front row seats at the AMC theaters im so pumpedup for it

  • Renesmee and jacob fan

    Did anybody notic in the last pic of renesmee abd jacob , jacob looks younger like how he looked wen ye played shark boy for the movie shark boy and lava girl but i think its gunna b romantic in the end with them but its gunna b akward at first cuz remember how the little vapire baby grows up like super fast

  • Wuschel92@hotmail.de

    Edward is süs und sexy Bella auch Jacob geht so

  • Dixon Colton

    LOL

    • Dixon Colton

      totally ! 

  • Eyelandgurl4

    The creepy part is that after Jacob does a little spit swaping with bella maybe a year later he’s getting freaky making half wolf half vampire babies with her daughter. who cares about her age just look at the fact that shes dating mommy’s ex lover.

  • Shaunacorcoranxx

    when you type this up it comes up LETTER AND THIS IS NOT JACOB@S LETTER TO RENESMEE !!!!

  • alex

    jacob and renesmee are so cutie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • callie

    that is cutie

  • kate

    why does her dad not no she is a vampire and she had a baby.

  • kate

    i love taloer lounter

  • kate

    i am your biggits fan i love u i bet u hrer that evry day thisis why i like u so much because u are nice,kind,helpful,fun,funnyand cute.

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