The beginning of the end

Dear Twilight,

Last week I hopped on to BreakingDawnMovie.org my go to source for Twilight news (besides Twilight FB which is my go-to place for the opportunity to respond to news with comments like “I BET ROBSTEN REALLLY LIKES THIS NEWS STORY” (all in caps, of course)) and something struck me.

It struck me once with this headline from March 23rd:

Breaking Dawn Filming Completed of the Swan House, Deconstruction Begins

I snuck on the set & got this picture for you guys

Then it struck me with THIS headline, too:

Breaking Dawn Filming News: Jamie Campbell Bower Has Completed His Breaking Dawn Filming!

Bower is on to bigger & better, bitches

WHAT? WHAT IS GOING ON?? DOES ROBSTEN KNOW ABOUT THIS? Is this actually happening?

Then I read an article where Rob mentioned the end of Breaking Dawn (and have since forgotten which article it was since it was such a horrible thought) and I basically had a bad week. But 2 strong cocktails Wednesday night, beer & wine at work after a 14 hour event, plus 5 glasses of wine at dinner on Friday AND Saturday nights helped. But now that I’m sober (read: currently drinking 1 glass of red) and doing some research on what I missed last week, I’ve been STRUCK with this tweet yesterday from Kiowa Gordon:

WRAP? The END? These are words I don’t want to hear associated with my beloved Twilight saga. This is like reading the final page of Breaking Dawn all over again. This is like taking the last “leg hitch” picture with Stephenie Meyer. This is like Rob turning his back and walking away whenever I stalk see him at a work event (“Work” for me here on LTT/LTR. Not work for him. He likes it better when he sees me peeking through the bushes on his off-time) And the Twi-cast has the nerve to throw a PARTY for the “Wrap?” And since Kiowa called it the “final” Party, I guess we can assume there were MULTIPLE EVENTS “celebrating” this horrible time in all of our lives? Who celebrates tragedy? Who celebrates the DEATH of something you love?

But what has STRUCK me since I read the first whisper of the inevitable end is that the end is coming whether I’m ready for it or not. Which I’m not. I mean.. the END? It’s not like this Breaking Dawn shoot has been like Vancouver shoots of the past- we haven’t had the Father-Son trips to Olive Garden (Did we make that up or did they ever actually DO that?). Rob didn’t get lost in front of a church. There haven’t been any rumors about Nikki Reed freaking out about Robsten, late at night (although Perez Hilton posted a pretty great rumor about a fight between Ashley Green & Kristen Stewart!) and Bill Condon has turned out to be quite dull as compared to Chris Weitz & David Slade. But still.. THE END? No! Never! What will I do after THE END? And I don’t just mean “What will I write about on LTT after THE END?” (But I kinda mean that too) I just mean….. The Twilight saga & the shooting of its movies has been a part of my life for YEARS  now. Literally YEARS. And now… it’s over?  Sniff….

There are going to be lots of moments where we discuss “THE END” considering we have a lot of ends coming up- the end of Bella as a human; the end of Taylor Lautner’s relationship with whatever that girl’s name is that he’s dating now; the end of Chris Weitz responding to obnoxious, ridiculous questions from the fandom; the end of Ashley Green’s career; the end of the 100 Monkeys; the end of Kellan Lutz’s heterosexuality; the end of me going on about the end, but today I just want to be sad for a minute. About this Twilight milestone. Because while it means we’re one step closer to another movie and seeing Edward Cullen sexytimes and how in the world the movie makers will interpret the Jacob/Renesmee story-line without Chris Hansen arresting everyone who buys a movie ticket, it means that it’s all coming to a close. And I don’t know about you- but I’m not ready to say good-bye quite yet.

Don’t leaveeeeeeeeee me, Twilight!
UnintendedChoice

What do you think about the END of Breaking Dawn filming? Does it make you sad? Do you think we’ll have enough to keep us entertained until the next movie comes out?

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  • Anonymous

    Oh UC, it’s okay. Breathe. We have at least 20 months left together with Twilight.

    Think about it; BD I is 7 months out. BD II is 19 months out. And BD II will give us at LEAST a month’s worth of things to discuss, especially with the whole jacob/Renesmee thing. But even then they’re will be things like the DVD ~4 months after that.

    I’m putting my blinders on, refusing to see the end…at least until after we’ve run out fodder from BD I after it’s out and I have to face there’s just one left..

    • Anonymous

      there will always be things to talk about

      • Anonymous

        Truth

    • Stacey

      BTW…excellent chapter of your story! I am loving it. That’s what can happen…you can continue to write great stuff and I can read it. That will distract me from THE END. :)

      • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

        She’s doing such a great job isn’t she?! I am so proud of TJE!

        btw, when do we get some new “Forks”? :-)

        • TeamSeth

          Midnight Cougar–new avi. I like it. (does the Bella at prom thumbs up to Jessica)

      • Anonymous

        Thank you!! I’m SO glad you’re liking my new fic!

        I’m having a blast writing it. And I have to admit, I had some good giggles myself with writing this last chapter. :)

        Okay I’ll do my best to keep adding chapters on a regular basis to distract us from “the end”…so long as you keep distracting me with your stories too.

        • MariaCecilia

          I’m completely out of it, obviously – what story? :-(

          • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

            TJE is writing a new Twilight FanFic. It’s a great story called “The Trip” & she just posted ch 4 yesterday. Here’s the link, if you care to check it out:
            http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6767285/1/The_Trip

          • Anonymous

            What MC said. ;) And you’re not out of it really, it’s new-ish and it hasn’t been brought up here at LTT before, I don’t think.

            PS, Stacey (staceleo)’s fic is, “Forks” if you didn’t know. :)

    • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

      You can join my new “Team Denial” group if you want?! :-)

      • Anonymous

        I rock at denial. I’m in.

        BTW; I totally read it first as, “Team Denali” I was so confused. lol

        • MariaCecilia

          Which is why the first spin-off series to the Twilight TV-series will be called “Living in Denali” and star Tanya, trying to live down her Edward-abstinence cold turkey. A sort of Desperate housewives. With snow. (Oh, there is so much wrong with this idea…)

          • TeamSeth

            No, this is brilliant. The Edward denial, Kate’s new man, and Irene’s untimely demise–what will Tanya do? How will she cope? She’s all alone in the white wilderness… until the Hunter comes along. But he’s human. Will she have the strength not to continue her succubus ways? Will they fall in love? Will she turn him?

            Cue theme. Insert title graphic.
            Living in Denali

          • Anonymous

            Psht! We all KNOW Tanya won’t ever give up her succubus ways… Though, the TV show will keep making us think, “maaaayyybe NOW she finally will.” We will kick ourselves every time for thinking it’s possible And tell ourselves that we should know better than to believe she’ll change her succubus ways; old habits die hard in humans, with a vampires rarely changing requirements, well, it’s nearly impossible.

          • Anonymous

            This sounds eerily similar to the Snow White script I’m reading starring SWSNBN. Oh, I think here you can say her name!

        • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

          I KNOW you “rock in denial” that’s why I have to constantly beat you over the head telling you that you ARE a great writer; but you know I love you anyways. lol *hugs*

          • Anonymous

            Hahaha!

            So, that’s the REAL reason I can’t get rid of these migraines, not the head injury; MC’s constantly beating me over the head. One mystery solved. lol ;)

  • Nelle

    It will never end as long as there are those of us who are faithful…oh no- wait. That’s Harry Potter. And OMG. That’s ending soon too!

    • Operarose

      Yes, my thoughts too. Sorry twilight but I am going to have a harder time managing the end of Harry this summer. Although Breaking Dawn should help me through!

  • efam

    *sniff*

    I would probably be more upset if the Breaking Dawn filming actually gave us something to talk about. It’s been dullsville!

    On a related note, is anyone getting the new Twilight book? The Illustrated Guide to the Saga (or something like that)? I haven’t heard any buzz about it.

    • Anonymous

      Oh wow, after your comment I googled it and had no idea it’s set to release tomorrow.

      Isn’t this the guide that was supposed to come out back in December of 2008?

      I’ll probably get it. But that’s only ’cause I shop too much and love an excuse to buy things like this.

      • Anonymous

        yeah, it was supposed to have been out eons ago. I guess I’m running to Target tomorrow.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, I preordered it. Not sure what to expect, but hopefully it won’t dissapoint.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, I preordered it. Not sure what to expect, but hopefully it won’t dissapoint.

  • Stacey

    Sniff, sniff, sniff…I came to this party really late. Sniff sniff…Now I am going to comfort myself by rewatching Ian Somerhalder on VampDi and pretending Stefan’s a slutty Edward. This is why I like TV. It doesn’t have to end. It can just keep going and going. (Well until cancellation)

    That just made me think… VampDi started out as a book series just like Twilight. What if they switched? Stephenie decided to sell Twilight to the CW and Kevin Williamson decided to make Vampire Diaries into his next SCREAM. Just think of the possibilities! (I will, because these thoughts are distracting me from the endless boxes I need to unpack!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001626556180 Lita Gabriel

    CALL 911!! I’d like to report a crime.

    LTT has stabbed me right in my beating heart with this line- “the end of Kellan Lutz’s heterosexuality….”

    • chochang

      it’s like UC gave us a heartquake.

  • Sue G.

    I’m sad it’s coming to end….sniff..sniff… :(

    Maybe Stephenie WON’T finish Midnight Sun (cuz we DON’T want it finished anyways!) and then we still won’t have anything to look forward to!

  • Cat P.

    we will never have leaked set photos again….

  • Cat P.

    we will never have leaked set photos again….

  • JodieO

    Don’t be silly! It’s not the end until everyone has to fly back to Baton Rouge for reshoots and we all beat our chests and wail that the movie is going to be awful, AWFUL, for why else would they need to do reshoots?!!??! And then we can get all the rumors about how Rob refused to show up and when his highness FINALLY graces them with his presence he punches Booboo in the neck for insulting Renesmeemsme’s lullaby.

  • Anonymous

    Thanks for Totally Bumming Me Out.

    Actually, I have been thinking about this for a while, and I have decided to have faith that The Crazy will never end.

    Look at Star Trek. Those crazy people Just Won’t Stop. Conventions, study groups, costumes, FANFIC, etc. I think we can/will be the same way.

    We can hold symposia in stuffy libraries on Leg Hitch: Cockblocking As A Deviant Sex Move. We can re-enact scenes like Civil War re-enactors. We can stalk minor celebrities whose careers die after this so-called wrap party, and be Best Friends with them (I am thinking like Wil Wheaton and that guy who played Scotty or something? There are a few Star Trek dudes who have nothing better to do that go to conventions. I am assuming this will mostly be WolfPack. Sorry guys, you know it’s true.)

    We can celebrate made up milestones like Bella’s Birthday, the Day We All Found Out That Rob Was Really Dating Julia Jones The Whole Time, and the 10th anniversary of Twilight Release Day. It will be epic.

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      We can convince someone to write Twilight: The Next Generation. Twilight has to go to outer space, it just has to. Descendants of the Cullen clan build a spaceship (under the supervision of Wil Wheaton) in order seek out new food sources. Humans on Earth are scarce, and the ones who are left all have an icky supervirus that causes the vampires who feed off them to lose their youthful good looks. They go from planet to planet, sampling the blood of aliens and finally find planet PldXX, which is populated by female life forms who all smell like strawberry Pop-tarts. Promise. Hope. There are some initial communication problems between the crew and the alien females, since the life forms on PldXX do not have words, just sighs, awkward looks, and varying degrees of lip biting. The spacecraft crew seduce the Pop-Tart scented aliens by stalking them, acting mysterious (they respond well to that), Claire de Lune serenades and offering joyrides on their back. The PopTart aliens naturally become massively and collectively horny, and the Cullen crew members promise amazing sex if they all go back to Earth and hook up with vampires. And thus Twilight: TNG begins. Thousands of Bella-Edward type hookups, each with their own love story.

      • Anonymous

        this is my absolute favorite idea for anything that has ever happened ever.

      • Anonymous

        Your skills are wasted at that law firm, girl, you need to be creative director at Summit or something so these ideas can be turned into reality/cash.

        • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

          I am planning on pitching this idea to Summit as if I was from planet PLD-XX. I’ll douse myself in strawberry fragrance and mime/lip bite the whole plotline. Hopefully they’ll see the genius.

          • Anonymous

            Can I come? Please? I can bite my lip like a *motherfucker*. It will be the new Cougar Bed Make Out story, but with pop tarts. LETS DO THIS.

          • Anonymous

            Can I come? Please? I can bite my lip like a *motherfucker*. It will be the new Cougar Bed Make Out story, but with pop tarts. LETS DO THIS.

    • TeamSeth

      Who is Julia Jones?

      • Anonymous

        had to consult the Google gods after my brain kept trying to translate Julia as January … she’s movie-version Leah Clearwater

        • TeamSeth

          Ah! Then my prediction is this: Rob and Kristen were dating when she had the Joan Jett hair, then when she started to grow it out again and Julia Jones had to chop hers off, he switched to Team Julia. Who can blame him, really, short dark hair–that’s his thing.

          • Anonymous

            I am so into us starting this rumor. From now on we talk as if this is Known Fact. RobLia. JuleBert. JonesPattz. Just pick one and run with it.

          • Anonymous

            I am so into us starting this rumor. From now on we talk as if this is Known Fact. RobLia. JuleBert. JonesPattz. Just pick one and run with it.

          • Anonymous

            And thus begins another rumor that even we will soon have difficulty separating from fact. :)

          • Anonymous

            PattinJones?!

          • Anonymous

            Not that I don’t know that They Are Totally Dating, I Think It Is Love, but: short dark hair is his thing? Is that a RobMeme I don’t know about? I need to know, as I will need all I can behind me before I punch that bitch Julia in the face so I can steeelz me some Rob.

          • TeamSeth

            hahahha, it is now.

            RobLia. (JonesPattz rings too much of Steve Jones and Robert Pattz… that’s just NOT okay… or is it TOO okay??? ;)

          • Anonymous

            I like RobLia, too, because it’s just another blurring of the line between real people and their characters. Julia…LEAH…SEE? Gah, they are so in love. So cute how they try to hide it.

          • TeamSeth

            I totally saw it ;) Plus there’s that throw back to Julia Roberts…

            GOD THEY’RE ADORBS!

          • TeamSeth

            I mean, they’re sooo secretive about it, there’s no pics of them together, BUT I think this pic says it all–how could Rob stay away from that shirt?

            http://images.dailyfill.com/000de027db7f40be_b59f79c77c441fbe_o.jpg

          • Anonymous

            Right? I can’t believe she is wearing her Robert Pattinson Flannel Fetishwear right out in the open. Are we NOT supposed to notice that?! IT’S SO OBVIOUS.

          • TeamSeth

            Seriously, if I didn’t know his chest measurements, I’d swear that shirt IS his! Totes obvious. Do you smell something fishy? Yeah, it’s that red herring called KStew! ROBLIA 4eVa!

          • TeamSeth

            Does this make us fishippers?

          • Anonymous

            I am going to go with “yes”.

  • Anonymous

    (BTW: @twilight tweeted something like, “Are you excited for Kristen Stewart’s birthday?” I was like….o.O I think “excited” is not the correct word, really. I am not getting presents, nor do I get to make out with KStew for her birthday or anything like that. So…no. I mean, sure, Happy Birthday, Girl I Don’t Know but Think Is Really Pretty and I Like To Watch You Act Awkward, but…excited? Get a grip, Summit.)

    • Anonymous

      hah, I saw that too, and felt insulted. Why would I be excited unless she was inviting me to her Super Exclusive VintageRebelIndieHipster-Themed Party and buying me a drink?

      • Anonymous

        OhMyGod my next birthday theme is TOTALLY gonna be Super Exclusive VintageRebelIndieHipster. Awesome. To the Thrift Stores!

        • JustGoWithIt

          get your late ultra skinny jeans, scraggley facial hair and scarves folks!

          • Teamseth

            I think cut offs (aka cheaper jorts) are in this year. The radio announcer said to expect those and headdresses at Sasquatch and Coachella this year… MGMT has taken over!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

          • Anonymous

            yep, I went out shopping this afternoon and definitely saw a fair amount of cringe-worthy, wolfpack-inspired fashion: Jorts. *shudder* what’s next… The tweed jacket? The blue blouse and long khaki skirt? The mandarin collar sleeveless men’s shirt? Because that’s where we’re headed, folks…

          • Anonymous

            GUYS. I live near a prominent women’s college, so I can verify for you the cringe worthy fact that patterned black nylons with short shorts are indeed A Thing. A Terrible, Terrible Thing. Patterned nylons, short shorts, ankle boots. Clunky big plastic sunglasses OBVIOUSLY.

          • Anonymous

            I hear you! I saw the same kinds of horrors this afternoon. I know we’re getting majorly off topic but what is up with the fugly fashion this year? awful.

          • TeamSeth

            Bravo. I see this everyday, all day (but I DO ride the bus and I DO live in Hipsterville Take 2 –Williamsburg clearly is the first Hipsterville, but Hawthorne is a close second!!!)

            It’s just a true shame. There’s so many KStew’s a la NM era here, I often find myself trying to decide to ask someone for an autograph or not.

          • Anonymous

            at least it’s easy to find an outfit to wear to her birthday party. (see: previous comment)

          • Anonymous

            GUYS. I live near a prominent women’s college, so I can verify for you the cringe worthy fact that patterned black nylons with short shorts are indeed A Thing. A Terrible, Terrible Thing. Patterned nylons, short shorts, ankle boots. Clunky big plastic sunglasses OBVIOUSLY.

          • JustGoWithIt

            I don’t like to stereotype people, or make racist comments. But here goes: I live in a city with a large % of Asian folks (yey Asian folks, no hate here). Anyway, it is my observation that young (ish) Asian women have always, and continue to love the short jort. All weather, tights or no tights, with flats or sneakers, or heels even though they are out walking their dogs.

          • JustGoWithIt

            I’ve seen less headbands lately. They were around for a while, not so much anymore. Yet the ultra skinny jean has managed to stay. I prefer headbands. And although they have nothing to do with hipsters, why in the hell are leggings still so popular. Seriously most folks just look like they are walking around with tights and no pants. Especially when they are a size too small, or have been washed a million times and are now semi transparent. Or maybe those are the folks who wanted to wear leggings, but didn’t want to go out and buy a pair, so they just put on a pair of tights and thought nobody would be the wiser?

          • TeamSeth

            Thank you for this. Just thank you.

    • Anonymous

      I’d have been excited if I were invited to the surprise party, and got to hide behind the sofa and snicker quietly with Rob while we wait for the birthday girl to show up. Hopefully she would be late and we’d be hiding behind the sofa for a long time and have to find some fun things to do while huddled together in the dark. . .

      • Anonymous

        I wish I could “like l this A LOT.

        LOL

  • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

    I am starting my own, new version of “Team Denial” b/c if this really is “The beginning of the end”, then my main question is: WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE OUR “LETTERS TO TWILIGHT” after BD2?! *puts face in hands*
    :-(

    • TeamSeth

      There there. I’ve already begun the LTT screenplay, no need to fret!

      • Anonymous

        I’m in as long as we can all be extras.

      • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

        Excellent, do I get to Beta this too?! Ooh, & it definitely will need an “M” Rating. ;-)

        • TeamSeth

          M? ONLY M?!

          • Midnight Cougar (MC) ★BTB®

            Hey, I’m open to upping the anti. Let’s just Rate it as TwiPorn.

      • Anonymous

        Yey! When do the audios start? Or do we get to play ourselves? Like:

        Cast:
        Moon as herself
        UC as herself
        Team Seth as herself
        TeamJacobEdward as herself

        …..etc.etc.

  • Ms. J

    Maybe, just maybe if there comes a day when there was really really really nothing to discuss (which I don’t see happening for a long time) we could stalk the Hunger Games people. They are fixin’ to start shooting that series soon. Just saying…..

  • http://twitter.com/hippietrixi Christine

    Is it sad that this REALLY makes me sad, or more 2nd hand embarrassing? What will I live my life for now? The movies and the books have been such a big part of my life, which is weird to say, but have made me happy through a truly difficult time of my life. At least we have the actual movie to look forward to when it comes out.

    Thank you Stephenie Meyer and Summit for the distraction and getting me out of my own head for a little while.

    • Anonymous

      You know what? It is incredibly weird to me that Twilight has, truly and honestly, helped me through some really tough RealLifeShit. Sorta this weird little series and crazy fandom has quite literally changed my life. I wish I could be all “100 Years of Solitude changed my life. Infinite Jest changed me so that I will never be the same again.” But it is my fate to have to argue that Twilight quite literally and in many ways changed my life for the way, way better, and no I am not some Three Wolf Moon & sweatpants wearing knuckledragger who has never picked up anything heavier than a Harlequin novel.

      I think my memoirs are going to be called “Haters Gonna Hate”. Or perhaps “Second Hand Embarrassment”. That’s probably more accurate. Siiiggghh.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Shout out to Three Wolf Moon, nice. I once had a purple wolf pup howling at the moon T-shirt. But it was child-sized, and sadly I can no longer shop in the kids t-shirt at the thrift store.

        • TeamSeth

          You could repurpose it into a throw pillow :)

          • JustGoWithIt

            I should have!

  • Anonymous

    I’m not overly broken up about the end of the movies. I was disappointed that the book series was over when Breaking Dawn was released. But in my opinion the movies have been hit and miss from the beginning. Breaking Dawn is arguably the worst one to translate to screen. I hope it turns out well, but a part of me wonders if it may be a slight relief to have it over with.

    What stops me from being sad about the overall end of the “Twilight era” is the faint hope that maybe Stephenie will eventually keep writing. (On a related note that’s the only thing that’s kept me going after the end of the Harry Potter series – that JK Rowling may continue too.)

    Hmm, Jo and Stephenie should get together to form a support group/writers circle. They may be very different writers, but they have had very similar experiences over the past 5-10 years. And I just selfishly want both of them to write something!

  • JustGoWithIt

    Okay, so I heard a rumor that SM was considering writing future Twi, with Jake and Nessie. Is this totally crazy to kind of believe possible? So I heard it from my mom, and she doesn’t have any inside information. So I can’t find anything to substantiate the rumor in my 2 second internet search. If you can’t find it in a 2 second internet search, does that mean it isn’t true?
    Would I have any particular interest in reading the post BD Jake and Nessie story? Oh wait…YES! Of course I would be hoping that it had more of Edward and Bella than the bit about The Redhead in Bree.

    • Anonymous

      Little Brown held that contest for a Twilight fans gathering with Stephanie. Well, they selected the winners and flew them to Vancouver with Stephanie a few weeks ago. And the topic of a Jacob-Nessie sequel was brought up (as well as Midnight Sun). So your mom was right. = ) Cheers!

      http://www.usatoday.com/life/books/news/2011-03-31-meyer31_CV_N.htm

      Re: Jacob and Nessie … “That is a question I’m reserving the right not to answer, because there is a chance I’ll go back to their story.”

      • Anonymous

        There is so much to love in this article! Oh USAToday, you are so terrible and so awesome.

        “the often shirtless Taylor Lautner”

        HOmigod the German dude who won the contest for his wife? LURVE.

        Alice backstory?! Well shit now I HAVE to buy that stupid book. Damn.

        KStew “looks amazing in clothes”. *snortlaugh* But they’d look even better in a pile on the floor of my bedroom…baby.

        Then they sort of breeze over the whole Chris Hansen-ness of Jacob/Nessie. Nothing to see here! It’s all good!

        Also: not overly happy to hear that Midnight Sun will be such a chore for her. STEPHENIE: I will pour acid directly into my own eyes before I ever read that drivel. Do Not Want. Got it?

        • Anonymous

          Pre-ordered the book and completely forgot there’ll be backstories! I’m thinking those stories could at carry us through Breaking Dawn post-production time.

          Loved the German couples story, too. Sweet husband. Perhaps a Unicorn too?

          • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

            Total unicorn. “For my wife” – nice cover, dude. You know he did the “i’ve got a golden ticket” dance when they called. So sweet. We need a guest blog entry from that couple.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Wow. Thanks. Sorry though Stephanie, I’ll believe it when I see it. Not that I’d want to see you phone it in, gotta be inspired, but you’ve mentioned actually finishing MS lot of times and we have yet to see it.

      • Anonymous

        I’m sorry. The only thing I can focus on, and that really sort of delays the end for me, is Steph’s comments on how the first BD is going to end – when Bella opens her eyes as a vamp. And I specifically remember someone commenting on here like 6 months ago that that would be the perfect ending for the first movie. So to hear that it actually might be, make me super excited, because it could be so bad ass.

        • Anonymous

          Totally agree… I keep seeing the final scene as starting with a full letterbox close-up on Bella’s crimson eyes then panning out to her new vampire glory in the dress Alice placed her in during the burn and then simply fade to credits… And to what music? Something Carter Burwell… or maybe more Thom York?

          • TeamSeth

            Hm… I was imagining a remake of Bowie’s “Ch-ch-changes!”

      • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

        “This reporter was the only journalist invited to attend this international fan event.” – Wow, way to rub it in the faces of lesser journalists everywhere, USA TODAY reporter! I mean, Stephenie could have invited a reporter from the New Yorker or NY Times or BBC News or School Library Journal or hell, LTT. But clearly that USA TODAY reporter must know her shit better than anyone else. Cuz she was THE ONE. NO ONE ELSE, biznitches!

        And I like how the reporter (Ms. Only Journalist to us) calls Stephenie has dropped the surburban look and gone “Hollywood” because she wears pants, a floral t-shirt and heels? I am not sure this reporter has been to Hollywood. But I will not question the Chosen One.

        • JustGoWithIt

          I think “going Hollywood” means she put golden highlights in her hair and hired a personal trainer. That is what I assumed when I read it anyway.

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      If it isn’t Google-able, it doesn’t exist. But, I think I remember reading something about Jacob and Nessie, too (here?). I did a quick search on Yahoo Answers, which is where I go whenever I don’t want something answered.

      Yahoo Question: Will S.Meyer write another book told by Nessie or Jacob?
      6 Yahoo Answers: “dear god i hope not”, “there is no 5th book which SUCKS ALOT”, “no, there has been no clarification”, “Yeah she said she’s writing a book from Nessie’s perspective” and “She better not.”

      Hope that clarifies.

      • Anonymous

        Maybe we should ask Cleverbot. Haven’t had too many conversations with him lately. (yes, I think he’s a male. who else would question why I want to see Rob?)

        • TeamSeth

          I thought Cleverbot is C-Dubs, no?

          • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

            I’m working on confirming that. Just need to set up a Twitter acct at some point.

        • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

          Cleverbot must have been hacked too. Unusually weird answers today.

          Me: Will stephenie meyer write a book from a Jacob/Nessie perspective?
          CB: Wait, what if the baby is male, what will we call him then?
          Me: I don’t know, Eddy Jr.?
          CB: Who is Ed?
          Me: Father of Renesmee.
          CB: Why is a mouse that spins?
          Me: Does Chris Weitz read Letters to Twilight?
          CB: Jenny, what’s your name again?
          Me: Does Summit read Letters to Twilight?
          CB: Don’t ever say that again.

          I will need to set up a Twitter account just so I can ask CW “why is a mouse that spins”. Hopefully when I ask him that, he’ll respond that S. Meyer will be writing another book.

          • TeamSeth

            <3

          • natteringyeahrobber

            someone dare me to tweet CW. i cannot bring myself to do it. i’m all nervous. tried having a glass of wine, thought that would work. maybe i need to drink more. need a dare. he won’t answer. why would i be nervous when he won’t even answer me. finally set up a twitter account and CW is my first tweet? that is pathetic. he’ll click on my account and see i have no followers and am only following LTT. yes, CW, i’ve been under a rock. PLEASE ANSWER.

          • Anonymous

            I double dog dare yah! (Yes, I am a dork) No twitter account either. I don’t really get it. Lots to learn

          • Anonymous

            I extra dare you, too. You can follow me on twitter, but only if you remember my Secret Name From The BeforeTimes. Or if you ask. I will totally follow back, and I look forward to the intense Twitter relationship between you and CW.

          • TeamSeth

            OMG. Your old name. THINKING. THINKING.

            Not coming to me. Sadness. Give me the whole day. Maybe it’ll happen once I can drink again (APRIL 24th!)

          • TeamSeth

            OMG. Your old name. THINKING. THINKING.

            Not coming to me. Sadness. Give me the whole day. Maybe it’ll happen once I can drink again (APRIL 24th!)

          • Anonymous

            hee. It’s interesting because MNS is actually my secret identity that nobody knows, not the other way around.

            Here, I will follow you first. Is this you? https://twitter.com/team_seth1

            Is THIS you? https://twitter.com/obsethedninjas

          • TeamSeth

            @goteamseth

            But…. I’ve not been on in like… 1 year?

          • Anonymous

            Mwhahahha. I twittered you.

          • TeamSeth

            Tracitalyn or just TraciRobNutzLover? Same thing.

          • TeamSeth

            Girl, I tweeted Daniel Cudmore once about having a threesome with him and Charlie Bewley–I think you can handle a little honest to goodness tweet exchange with C-Dubs ;)

            And yes, I was drunk when I did that. And joking (mostly). And not under my RL twitter acct but rather my TeamSeth one.

          • TeamSeth

            Girl, I tweeted Daniel Cudmore once about having a threesome with him and Charlie Bewley–I think you can handle a little honest to goodness tweet exchange with C-Dubs ;)

            And yes, I was drunk when I did that. And joking (mostly). And not under my RL twitter acct but rather my TeamSeth one.

  • Anonymous

    There will never be an end ! There I said it ! you know why ? cos people can’t fall out of love like that, not the twilight love, it is meant to be eternal…yeah our hearts will go on with the twilight world inside of us…
    Cut the melodramatic.

    No seriously I think we have a good 3 years of craziness before the end and then…well…I guess we will become girls version of fanboy of Star Wars..

    • sw_twi_fan

      I like your way of thinking, melodrama and all!

      I’m totally a fangrrl of Star Wars, so yeah, I’m still loving all things SW even though the last live action movie was in 2005.

  • blackgirltwihard

    That’s why I have never read one piece of FF….I’m rationing this thing out!

    • JustGoWithIt

      Freaking smart you are.

    • Anonymous

      Don’t ever start!! DOWN with FF!

  • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

    So, let me get this straight. They are knocking down the Swan house? Seriously? Why on earth WHY? Do they not understand that people would travel for miles for the opportunity to see Bella’s room or Charlie’s sofa in person? Why would they tear down a perfect cash cow?

    • Anonymous

      It could be the centerpiece of Twilight Land! Why didn’t they think of this when they were thinking of all other possible ways to milk us of money? (see: splitting BD into two parts)

  • chochang

    I’m not ready to say goodbye to LTT either. T.T

  • Anonymous

    :( :(

  • MariaCecilia

    You can’t throw posts like this at me before giving me a heads up, like. “SPOILER ALERT- go get a stiff drink before you read this!” *taking deep breaths*

    Okay, no, I am pretty confident this will not end so easily. Because:
    1) It started out in our heads when we read the books, and it will go on there, even if (God forbid!) LTT/LTR disappeared and there were no more movies to look forward to.
    2) Because greed never ends, and there is sure to be a TV series, which may or may not suck, but one can always hope…
    3) The amount of fan fiction is endless, and a surprising amount is pretty good, which brings me back to 1) about all of it being in our heads anyway. Now I will finally have time to WRITE fan fiction!
    4) There will always be sci fi conventions where we will be able to fawn over Mike, Tyler, Seth and the rest of the wolf pack, and eventually maybe all of the actors will end up there once their careers peeter out!? I’ll take Kellan out for coffee and discuss his sexual orientation in a motherly fashion..
    5) We will all band together and camp out in Stephenie’s front yard, singing “We shall overcome/We will see the Sun” like true crazies until she gives up and sends Midnight Sun to the publishers.
    THE END IS NOT NIGH BECAUSE VAMPIRE’S NEVER DIE… (can I print that on a t-shirt and join Team Denial now?)

    • TeamSeth

      Please put that on a shirt… SWD, you listening? I like the combo of the lines:

      The end is not nigh
      Because vampires never die!
      We shall overcome
      We will see the Sun!

      Hm…this is starting to have the potential of a new Muse single.

  • RMRLGOODMAN

    The end!! I feel like someone is dying! I am gonna need counseling for this….I do NOT want it to end….

    • Anonymous

      Twilight Depression. It’ll be a real thing some day soon. Everyone well be going through withdraws and getting on meds to make them feel better. They’ll talk about it on the news howe it’s a rapidly growing epidemic.

      • TeamSeth

        Forget TB, TD is going to wipe out all the females…

  • TeamSeth

    Pause to reflect on what I just saw:

    THAT IS JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER (whatever his name is)? He finally looks like a male!

    Onto reading the actual post…

  • TeamSeth

    Chillax, UC! We’ll always have Paris, er, Forks. Besides, you can take the girl outta Twilight, but you can’t take Twilight outta the girl.

    • Anonymous

      WORD

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/CoraleComics?feature=mhum#p/u LegHitchThis

      amenz

  • Anonymous

    THIS>>> “the end of Ashley Green’s career; the end of the 100 Monkeys; the end of Kellan Lutz’s heterosexuality” is BRILLANCE.

    PS I can’t quit you. We’ll have to make up fake blogs to write to randos dammit. I already have like 10 fake twitterers to go with them.

    • Anonymous

      I think you may be on to something;
      “Letters to Randoms”

      I like it.

      PS- I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, “I <3 haters" and I immediately thought of you.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/CoraleComics?feature=mhum#p/u LegHitchThis

    The line about Chris Hansen arresting everyone was effin hilarious!

  • Anonymous

    Twilight won’t ever leave LET’S BE HONEST lol … Even the haters who constantly keep saying that they’ll be happy know that Twilight won’t ever be gone.

  • Anonymous

    It’s the end of an era. I’m very very sad. There will be other movies but it will never be the same, the innocence is lost forever.

    • TeamSeth
      • Anonymous

        Srsly, just come out of the closet with your Robsession already! Now you’re quoting him again!!! ;)

        • TeamSeth

          No, i googled that line ‘cuz I thought it was from a movie.

          Look at my avatar… clearly NOT Rob. Sigh. Huff. (hums)

          Living in Denali (yeah, oh yeah)
          Living in Denali. (wooo, ooooh)

          The sounds of hot sex
          from her and my wannabe ex.
          Garrett’s hands moves high
          up Kate’s leg to her thigh
          Where, oh where is my guy?
          Living in Denali.

          Caius moved on,
          to his Camelot song
          While the Wolfpack runs free,
          Irina can no longer can be
          When will my hope I see?
          Living in Denali.

          The end is not nigh
          We vampires never die.
          Sparkling free in the Sun,
          Mystic Falls, here I come
          Damon, we shall overcome
          Living in Denali

          Yeah, living in Denali (whoaa)
          No longer living in Denali.


          Okay, that was a bit non-related to this comment response.

          • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

            I have the Living in Denali song in my head to the tune of “Going Back to Cali”. Hope that’s OK. Also, who is your avi now? I’m guessing not Paul Rudd?

          • TeamSeth

            The lovely x-men star, brother of 2 professional rugby players, son of doctor and head of acting something or another for British Columbia, on set bestie of Charlie Bewley, avid snowboarder, and lifetime Canucks fan, none other than Daniel “Cuddley” Cudmore. Obviously ;)

          • TeamSeth

            Still think I have a secret robsession and am not in Cuddley and Bewley? Bring it. (ahem, I kid, I kid. Well, creepily not so much. But… no, not into Rob. Still.)

          • Anonymous

            Okay fine. You just have an knack for remembering random twi facts (sure, sure ;) ). You know I do like it better that way since it shortens the Rob line!

          • TeamSeth

            Oh, and yes, great tuneage there! “Going back to Denali Cali”

          • Anonymous

            Hey yo, I don’t think so…

          • Anonymous

            YOu are good, TS

      • Anonymous

        No, I didn’t. I haven’t read the article or the comments, it was my first thought. Thanks for the link, I’m going to read it now.

        • TeamSeth

          I’m down with the kids.

  • Anonymous

    Will we have enough to keep us entertained until the next movie?

    Oh Hale yes!! One of the things I love about LTT and LTR is just having a place to go where you can have convos about Twi and Rob with Normal people! We get off topic a lot but it’s always fun and sometimes educational. And sometimes I see things I could never unsee but it’s still an awesome place to be! Thank you Moon and UC for creating such a place for us <3

  • twiprof

    UC, I felt a sinking in my heart as I began to read your blog today. I am going to avoid twilight depression at all costs. First, I am going to read the series (again) to prepare for november….and I will, must I say it, follow the actors into their other endeavors (water for elephants, and on the road, Bel Ami, Cosmowhateveritiscalled)
    Then: drum roll, stephenie, cover your ears,
    I predict that stephanie will have THE SUN ready for publication as the grand finale, right before nov 2012….it will be epic…and we will laugh and cry and dream for the rest of our lives…..
    sigh….

  • cosi bella

    IKR? Sad Sad Sad.

    I still wish the Twilight would keep making making different movies together Bratpack style. That would be fun.

    Oh well, so long as TL keeps making movies I’ll cope.

    (PS TL has an interview tomorrow on MTV.com about Abduction – I actually wrote it in my calendar. I have NEVER written any kind of show ‘reminder’ down in any kind of diary in my life EVER. )

    The madness just doesn’t seem to die for me!

    • cosi bella

      correction: I meant ‘Twilight cast’

  • pattygirl

    don;t bet on the end of twilght. Summit will have a Twilght Theme park and spinoff, and SM won’t be able to resist the dollar signs, just finish MS alrdy. thats what the fans wants.

  • http://twitter.com/Twilight_Site Twilight News Site

    There will be reshoots, interviews, and more… And The Host will be out soon… And then the other Host films… And then the rebooted Twilight…

  • JustGoWithIt

    Semi unrelated: The other day I was looking at Craisglist Rants and Raves. Why, I know, 90% of the postings are mentally ill people hating on women or exercising their right to have racist world views, and at least 9 of that last 10% are normal people actually responding and trying to talk some sense into the mentally ill racist woman haters. Anyway. There was a funny comment in a rant about women who have dating personal ads on Craigslist, most of it just a semi-woman-hating rant (of course, the women are all lazy, too demanding, blah blah blah) but the funny part came when he said the lazy demanding women always lost interest after seeing a picture and chatting and then realizing the men weren’t Edward from Twilight. I was pretty close to giving the dude some advice (would have if he sounded a touch smarter and a touch less woman hating). Write back as Edward – duh! You could find yourself a real gem who wanted to start out a relationship with Twilight roleplay, instead of going there when things get dull.

    • TeamSeth

      Sparkle glitter cost SOOOO little, and he can probably get it at Walmart,

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      Uh, um. If he needs any help writing back as Edward, I’m here for him. I’ve always wanted to be Craigslist Edward.

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      Dear Craigslist Bella:

      I am responding your CL ad seeking a “fun easy-going female driving companion to Alaska, baby!!!”. I am not female but I do like games. I would like to offer my services and vehicle. I am a fast driver and I do not require sleep so we can be there in about 2 days. My service is free; however, I require you follow specific, detailed instructions during my tenure as your driver. First. You shall agree to wear a blue prom dress and leg cast. I will be providing you with the cast; please just send me your Converse shoe size. Second, you will be sure to reach for the stereo whenever I reach for the stereo, just so we might ever so slightly touch hands. You will gasp a little, and comment on how cold I am. And each and every time you will act just as surprised as the last (but not moreso, that would kill it for me). Third, every time we stop to get gas, you will escort me out of the car, across the Chevron parking lot, just so I can have a big f’ing grin on my face. You will make comments to me about how everyone at the gas station is looking at us (even if there is no one there). Upon completion of our drive, you will need to make a choice: marry me or I will drive you right back home to the boring life you are trying to escape from.

      With Love,
      Craigslist Edward

      • TeamSeth

        Everytime I read one of your creeptastic notes, I always sing the opening to the Belle & Sebastian “Dear Catastrophe Waitress” song.

      • JustGoWithIt

        Dear Craigslist Bella,

        It’s Edward from Twilight. I attached a photo of myself so you can be sure I’m the real deal. I would like to stand silently at the foot of your bed and watch you sleep every night for a few months before our relationship moves forward. No need to give me a key, but if your windows are squeaky when they open and shut, it would be thoughtful of you to WD-40 them in advance. If I like what I see (I’m just playing coy, we both know you are my world now), then we will begin spooning and having long talks as you lay your head on my chest. After we do that for many many nights, I will invite you to my place. I don’t normally have a bed, but I’ll make sure to get one before you come over. You’ll come over every night and I will get you all hot and bothered by letting you leg-hitching me, but then insist that I cannot make love to you, for your own good. But believe me, I want to. We will do the leg-hitch routine until we just can’t stand it anymore. After that we’ll do the whole marriage and babies thing. Ohhhh, just so you know, we will have to name our first born daughter Renesmee. Yes, that is a deal breaker.

        With Love,
        Craigslist Edward

        • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

          You need to email that CL guy with this. Because THIS is what every woman (and especially every woman who has written any ad for anything on CL) wants. I’m hoping the attached photo is of Thrustward, correct?

          • TeamSeth

            The animated gif.

          • TeamSeth

            *snort* I just noticed that your avi makes it look like “Bella” (blond? Is that actually Rosalie then?) is holding a cricket or radish because the plant in the background looks like antennae.

            “Oh, I love you, Radishme!”

          • JustGoWithIt

            Done and done. No, I didn’t use a pic of Thrustward. Although I will fix that if you post a link. We’ll see what the (true) crazies have to say.

          • TeamSeth

            Um, you REALLY posted that on CL? This is like, own personal hero moment.

          • Anonymous

            LINK. I must see this plz!

          • Anonymous

            LINK. I must see this plz!

        • TeamSeth

          But Chris Weitz Cleverbot said that it might be a boy… can a boy be named Renesmee? (WHY THE HALE NOT!)

      • Anonymous

        NYR, you are my world now.

  • JustGoWithIt

    I also once saw a “Strictly Platonic” asking for a woman to come over and role-play Bella, while the poster role-played Jacob, in character only the whole time. I actually did write that one back to let him know that while his request wasn’t explicit, no woman was going to take that as a “Strictly Platonic” request.

  • JustGoWithIt

    I just had a super not so sane mini fantasy about being a call girl (not me, someone else of course) that only did Twilight role-play. Damn you Craigslist.

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      Sounds like good FF potential. Best Little Whorehouse in Forks or House of the Midnight Sun. You can charge extra for Rosalie – because she’s worth it, fellas. Madame JustGoWithIt has a nice ring to it.

      • TeamSeth

        Seeking somewhere to find your Forksy fun?
        Come hither to the House of the Midnight Sun.

        • TeamSeth

          Rooms are cheap, the booze flows free
          Wolves and vamps for a competitive fee

          “She’s worth it fellas”, but take heed
          Rosalie is pruder than Nikki Reed.

          As summer closes, so does our fun,
          For we only are open during the midnight sun.

    • Anonymous

      It’s all about niche marketing these days. I think you have a valid business model there.

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