Breaking it down: Lime green, helicopters and Twilight rick rolling

Dear LTT-ers,

Some pictures from the Breaking Dawn set of honeymoon reshoots in the Virgin (ahem) Islands this weekend have finally made their way onto the interwebs in all their lime green and water socked glory. We break it down…
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The one where Walmart sells Krisbian brand bikinis
UC: new love making pictures
Moon: oh lawd
UC: so Bella would never wear a lime green bikini
Moon: i was thinking the same thing. i mean really? lime green?
UC: Alice must’ve run out of time… Ran to Walmart & grabbed something from last season when packing
Moon: right who wears lime green? and WTF is going on here:

UC: well in real life she’s supposed to look “naked” but in LTT life I like to think that Kristen is making a fashion statement
Moon: is the green bikini just taped on? like her boobs are so amazing clothes just cling to them, they have to be close to the queen at all times? so i guess we can safely say the green bikini is a krisbian brand
UC: hahaha i think that’s a safe guess
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The one where we don’t comment but we do:
Moon: presented without comment (yet):

UC: exactly what i was thinking….. classing it up in St. Thomas what wahtttt!
Moon: right. playing the sweet virginal sad bella. smoke it up. i’m not trying to make a judgment call on smoking but come on. i have many friends who do and i will occasionally partake of a clove ciggie but i dont know….. its like tons of kids look up to you, you know. as much as you like it or not. and we know she doesnt like it
UC: it’s gross. I’ve done it. I still do sometimes when I’m drinking & am making stupid decisions and it’s gross. Note to kids: DON’T SMOKE JUST BECAUSE KSTEW DOES
Moon: bella and edward dont like it when you smoke, kids. it makes them cry * cue “the more you know” music *
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The one where it’s actually Kristen

Moon: this is actually how i picture kristen… they should just sub out the lime green for the pot-kini. save that 20 bucks they spent at target and the wardrobe budget will now equals 56 dollars total
wig budget = free from the party city leftover bin after halloween going out of business sale
UC: hahahhahahahahaha. that’s a funny picture. please photoshop pot leaves onto that. maybe add a hat
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The one where Rob is a tech nerd
Moon: in other news: rob is a super nerd and brings his ipad to the beach

Moon: i wonder if he has a team edward cover for it?
UC: I wonder if he has an LTT cover (Link- i think cafe press has them)! he has “Big in Japan”
Moon: cause he is… after a really big meal of ramen. gives you the bloat.
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The one where we gas up the helicopter

Moon: do you think that dude behind him just saw the robsten-copter circling overhead?
UC: hahahahah Yes. With fans attaching their parachutes.. ready to jump. ON Rob
Moon: robsteners and the paps rented boats for s. america so maybe they upped their game for the Caribbean and took to the air? they just tell the pilot to circle while they throw out handfuls of glitter on the holy couple. “rainbows of love” as they call it
UC: The actually rip off pieces of a bear skin rug & use it as confetti showering it upon their heads
Moon: They have some poor PA scurry around the set snatching up the pieces to fashion into a full size one because you can’t waste bearskin AND they forgot their travel size for the trip.
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I need a full table setting for 12


The one with the real royal couple
Moon: now that they’ve “outted themselves” (heh) they have to figure out a way to upstage the REAL royal couple, Kate and William’s wedding this weekend. do you think some kissing photo will just MAGICALLY leak saturday morning? just to remind the public who REALLY matters and to stop pulling attention away from the magicness
UC: I think there will be a pregnancy rumor… maybe a photo of Bella with child on the cover of a mag
Moon: or some “mysterious” twitter
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Our lovely Stephanie on the BD set

The one where we finally figure it out:
Moon: do you think rob went crabbing after the shoot in his wet suit and water socks, or did he hit up the water slide?
*time passes*
Moon: OH MAN! i think i know why that bikini is ugly lime green!!!
UC: GREEN SCREEN!!!
Moon: green screen color!!! they can replace it with whatever they want
UC: it just hit me too!
UC: smart….. (shhh don’t tell them i said that) what do you think she’ll be wearing? a little mermaid costume?
Moon: the potkini… they lost it after spring break 1993
UC: Will they CGI in some big beautiful bouncing breasts?
Moon: i just threw up
Moon: maybe her boobs will phase into wolves? she gets “THO” and BOOM wolves!
UC: they’re going to put her into a wolf bikini. just another FU to jake. gift from Edward. obviously

The one where I do some Twilight rick-rolling

Still too easy

Moon: oh and what about this one http://static.newmoonmovie.org/bdm/images/2011/04/ijsqf.jpg
First thoughts!
UC: hahahahaha
UC: First…. I had no idea who that was. Second, I wanted to get our my tweezers & pluck that unibrow. 3rd I laughed b/c it’s Jason playing a fake violin i mean non-existent violin. 4th I remembered the awfulness of the 100 monkeys and how serious he’s taking it
Moon: jason? who the heck is jason? and you call yourself the SUPERFAN… tsk tsk
UC: 5th I questioned… is that really jackson. I mean Jackson!!!
Moon: he really wanted that as his avi he tweeted it was his fave pic
UC: omg
Moon: i tweeted back and said “too easy.” I mean come on! you’re just asking for my mock and ridicule
UC: tweet him something we’ve made
hahaha
Moon: the facial hair is the catfish phase. this must have been last yr was this his subtle cry to be cast in WFE. then ron came by and took that role from him too. oh the humanity
Moon: he looks like a huge tool
UC: HUGE tool

Seriously, it’s too easy Jackson. I mean come on now. But is anyone else a little sad that this is it. This is the end of filming……. UC hold me!!!!!

It’s not the end… (it sorta is),
Themoonisdown

Did you wish it was the potkini? Do you think that Kristen/Rob/Taylor etc are role models to younger kids? Should they at least put on a more wholesome public front? Are you sad this is the beginning of the end?

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  • Anonymous

    I think the lime green bikini is to act like a green screen so they can more easily maker her look naked with CGI. That’s my theory anyway since it looks likes the same color as a green screen.

    (I haven’t read the whole post yet, so you might have mentioned this theory. )

    • RachelB

      I agree! Good theory! I thought it was just like- “hey put on a bikini doesnt matter what it looks like because its going to be taped on so you look naked anyways!”

    • Anonymous

      Yep. You did mention it later in the post. :) I figured we were on the same mindset. ;)

    • Stacey

      I was thinking though, wouldn’t easier to just use a nude colored suit and have her placed in the water, so it appears for her to be nude.

      The won’t be having her walking into the water nude, for that epic scene before fade to black. The movie’s PG13. Got to get those little girls into the theater. (Why do I always forget this is a YA novel. sigh.)

      Maybe Alice got hit in the head, lost all sense of fashion and developed a love for the 80′s and neon green? Now that would be a funny book.

      • Anonymous

        the CGI “big bouncing breasts” comment made me snort coffee out my nose.

        I do think her teeny breasts are so adorable that bikinis just stick to them. Don’t worry, K, sweetie. Mine used to be teeny, too, and then I had a baby and now EVERYTHING is giant! (sigh)

        • JustGoWithIt

          Crocheted tops, I miss them. This lime green bikini thing is confusing. However I think she looks way way better than she did in the white one.

        • Anonymous

          Man! How come I missed out on that?

          Puberty got lazy and went,, “meh, good enough,” when it came to my little boobs. The closest I got you a decent chest what when I nursed my babies. Then they stubbornly went back to the pre-baby size.

        • Anonymous

          Man! How come I missed out on that?

          Puberty got lazy and went,, “meh, good enough,” when it came to my little boobs. The closest I got you a decent chest what when I nursed my babies. Then they stubbornly went back to the pre-baby size.

          • Anonymous

            Dude, I remember being like 5 months pg, and I woke up and was like, CHECK IT OUT MY BOOBS ARE TOUCHING! Nothing went back to the way it was before, but the best thing is that now I am a C cup! BAM! Check the boobies!

          • Anonymous

            (TMI warning)

            That’s how I was a few days after having each kid and they, filled up. I was like, “so THIS is what it’s like to have boobs!”

            They were great, but pumping for the rest of my life just to keep them was just not going to happen. lol

          • Anonymous

            Oh, a TMI warning. I should do that more often…

            anyway, yeah, going from a “nearly B” to a D was Awesome! I was all about the low cut nursing shirts! :)

            I am not a D anymore, but I am sort of afraid to lose weight because what if I lose my boobs and not my ass?

        • TeamSeth

          Seriously though, she’s SO skinny. Like creepy skinny in some of those pictures. It’s kind of freaking me out.

          • http://twitter.com/pineylonesome natteringyeahrobber

            I think she’s gone on record about her skinny self, how she can never gain weight now matter how hard she tries. But on a similar note, super skinny Rose Byrne always freaks me out. There was a photo of her in VF this month and I barely look at it.

          • Anonymous

            I know, she’s teeny. I know it sounds weird, but I was the same way. I was 5’9″ and 120 pounds when I was 20. It *was* gross and creepy, you could see my hipbones. Kind of unattractive, really. I didn’t do anything special, but I was active so I just never gained weight. Also, there’s the whole celebrity culture of having to be SuperSkinny all the time, so I am sure she is under pressure to keep unhealthily thin, even if she’s not interested in the “ingénue” thing.

            This just got a bit tweed, and it’s humid around here. Imma take this stuff off now.

          • TeamSeth

            /shrug I think I commented later about how she hasn’t hit the “final phase into womanhood” age yet, so… I think I too had a creepy skinny look going on at 20. And now I have these hips and my jeans stopped fitting. Shit, I’m gonna start crying again. Metabolism, damn you!!!!

            Speaking of! When are we doing drinks :) (as if that were even possible. we’ll sort it out)

          • Leigh

            I feel you on the crying. I just turned 24 and seriously where are these hips coming from?! It’s like I woke up and bam! I could bear a child suddenly.

            Oh Kristen the things you have to look forward to here in a few years.

          • Anonymous

            Right?! It just sort of happens! Like, “lalallala. I am eating ice cream what is up?” Suddenly all that ice cream is on your ass! WHU?! It was slow, though, and then The Baby(tm), and now All The Ice Cream is on my ass!

            (but, also my boobs, which is kind of nice. Hi Boobs!)

          • Anonymous

            Oooh drinks. I would love to do drinks! Wouldn’t it be weird to find out we lived near each other? Is there a sort of secret way to say where we live online so stalkers don’t come kill us? I don’t want to get stabbed.

          • TeamSeth

            Yeah, twitter DM… or you can just email me. goteamseth@gmail.com ;) Or am I an online stalker?! (I have references against that, if you want to contact them) Or are YOU an online stalker?! (in which case you do NOT get access to my nice references)

          • Anonymous

            what if we were *both* stalkers?! And we tried to stab each other at the Exact Same Time?! I think it would go like this:

            *STAB*
            *STAB*
            **pause**
            BOTH: hahahahahahhhaaahahah!
            arms around each other, stumbling, bleeding into the sunset.

            fade to black

            Also: duh. Twitter. duh.

          • Anonymous

            I think it’s the age because I was that way too around that age. I was a pick of a thing. Too skinny. Not that I did anything. I ate fries and junk all the time and was tiny.

            Not now though. It’s like puberty comes in two phases: Phase I – woman-girl, “technically” a woman because you get to have Aunt Flo visits. Phase II ,, woman, you lose the girl and become full woman complete with thighs. lol

          • Anonymous

            I do think it’s the age as well. But doesn’t smoking have something to do with staying skinny? I have no idea from experience. Maybe it’s from smoking something else?!

          • Anonymous

            no silly. If you smoke the “something else” you also want to eat the “Taco Bell” and the “Doritos”. If you smoke cigarettes instead of eating lunch then you get skinny.

            Also, I just now read the “full woman complete with thighs” haha. Full Woman Barbie, now with thighs!

          • TeamSeth

            And finally proportional so that she doesn’t fall over by the sheer mass ratio of her breasts

          • Anonymous

            She mentioned something about losing weight for the pregnancy scene, but I don’t think that was necessary. Give her a few years, she’ll get a little padding on those hips. I gained weight at 21 and again at 25. It was out of the blue too, like my metabolism changed.

          • Anonymous

            Yeah, I think that happens. I was like magic. I don’t think that was mentioned in the brochure…

          • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY

            The thing is she’s naturally skinny. She doesn’t do anything to be skinnier than she actually is. I am one of those naturally skinny ppl to who spent years trying to drink weight gainers to get bigger to no avail until I accepted my size. She’s also a very small stature girl. She has long limbs but she’s really only about 5’2-5’3 ish.

          • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY

            The thing is she’s naturally skinny. She doesn’t do anything to be skinnier than she actually is. I am one of those naturally skinny ppl to who spent years trying to drink weight gainers to get bigger to no avail until I accepted my size. She’s also a very small stature girl. She has long limbs but she’s really only about 5’2-5’3 ish.

      • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

        Or they could go the True Blood route and use a “Snatch Patch” for her and a “Sock of Destiny” for him.

        • Anonymous

          Anything that touches the stand in for the Marble Nuts is the Whatever of Destiny: Underwear of Destiny, Yucky Old Levis of Destiny, PJ Pants of Destiny…

      • Anonymous

        Sure they are (going to hebe her walking “naked” into the water) there’s partial nudity in PG-13 movies. Take Dirty Dancing. You see the side of Patrick Swayze’s completely naked body as he gets out of bed after having sex with Jennifer Grey’s character, Baby. And she’s topless in the scene. Plus there’s lots of grinding with all the “dirty” dancing in there movie.

        The point is, there is hope.

        Plus, I’ve seem some PG-13 movies that I’ve seriously wondered how they managed to not have it rated R, because I was shocked it was PG-13. It sounds like Mr Condon is planing to push the PG-13 rating to its limit. Which is good, you know, for us.

        • TeamSeth

          What was Chicago rated?

          • Anonymous

            PG-13

          • TeamSeth

            (does mr. burns voice) Excellent.

        • http://twitter.com/pineylonesome natteringyeahrobber

          Oh Dirty Dancing. Lots of clothes-on sex simulation, an awesome way to get around the rating restriction. Love that movie.

          Maybe BD will have a ton of dry humping? Or maybe just lots of noises and moving shadows behind one of those rice paper shades. Maybe Condon shot the scene outside their love hut, peeping-Tom style. That would be hot. Maybe there will be a chicken running out the front door to end it all. It is not hot sex until you see a chicken run out the front door, after all.

          • TeamSeth

            Can’t rock out without the cock running out!

        • Anonymous

          I think I might have trouble breathing if/when they show a shot of just Edward’s clothes in a pile on the beach. *flail*

          Oh wait. They were hung up, weren’t they? I bet they were. (refusing to be a huge nerd and check) Meh, still. Naked!ward. I am not sure I can handle this in public.

          • Anonymous

            Edward’s clothes swaying in the warm, salty island breeze. Dangling there, teasing. Sending us the message loud and clear that Edward is in the water; naked, ready and waiting.

            Hmm… If I die right now, I die happy with that image locked into my mind. ;)

    • TeamSeth

      That or she’s actually going to have part FURSPLOSION on her girly bits! AWESOME!

      (and I did the same thing–saw green, then read post hehe)

  • RachelB

    The smoking picture looks like Rob got lost on the way to the set of WFE. His shirt makes me think of something hipsters would wear during the Great Depression.

    • Stacey

      I thought THE same thing. But now, after watching Water for Elephants, I like the idea. Maybe, Edward morphing into the brillance of Jacob from WFE. All sweet and understanding, yet rugged. Only problem, would be that Edward wouldn’t be helping tend to Rosie the elephant’s wounds, but probably eating her. Which as I write this makes me say a big, “Eww”!

  • http://fr.twitter.com/ minuit passé

    Hear that Bill Condom, there needs to be an inside joke on the green screen boobs. Maybe some sparkle?

    In other news, as someone from across the pond, I don’t get all the smoking fuss (in the country of hamburgers) or educational role of celebrities (I remember all the press used to talk about Stephanie Mormons’ Twi too).

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, I am all *shrug* about the smoking, too. I smoked for a while, too, and it wasn’t because I saw a celebrity doing it. (it was because smoking is awesome and I miss it…sigh) And aren’t these sorta illegal papparazzi pics? So, pssht. PSSHT I SAY!

    • Anonymous

      *Puts on Tweed*

      The thing is, that here in the US, smoking has become taboo in society as a whole. Smokers are literally ostracized – they have to leave restaurants, bars, work places, etc. to go outside, away from everyone else and smoke.

      The main reason is that everyone knows it’s unhealthy. There is no question that it’s bad for you. Additionally, it’s gross, you smell bad, you make other people smell bad, you potentially affect other people’s health and comfort etc, etc. (By contrast, eating is a necessity, while smoking is a leisurely activity. And while there are plenty of unhealthy foods, the negative consequences don’t affect other people’s health in quite the same way -IMO.)
      Maybe in Hollywood it’s different, but by and large, it’s not considered cool or sexy anymore. Quite the opposite in fact. It’s rather trashy and uncouth.

      As for educational roles of celebs, well it’s just that they are in the public eye and our culture has become so saturated and obsessed with celebrity, that fans feel like they know them and so look up to them. They have influence. They shouldn’t have influence but they do. That’s just the way it is. Bottom line is it’s a huge cultural problem. Arguably, this obsession is every bit as unhealthy, if not more, as smoking is. I think we’ve documented some of that sickness rather well here.
      So I guess we would just like it if celebs could recognize that too and try to offset some of the unhealthiness by promoting – by example – other healthy practices. Really, it’s not fair to ask that of them, and really it’s not their responsibility either. But again, it’s become part of celebrity culture.

      Phew! This tweed gets hot and itchy after awhile!

      • Bubs

        Summed up well Luludee. Has anybody else noticed that in “untouchedup” photos, they both have wrinkles [at their age!]. Rob in particular when he frowns and his front teeth are looking a bit stained. Smoking takes it’s toll eventually.

        If your reading this on your IPad Rob, please, please, please for all of our sakes [especially yours] try Laser/hypnotherapy, whatever [drag Kristen along too] and keep that cute body of yours healthy !

      • TeamSeth

        Hot and itchy? Well pass it over to me ‘cuz the sun just went away and rain started back up. I have a quick point to add in response to this part:
        “So I guess we would just like it if celebs could recognize that too and try to offset some of the unhealthiness by promoting – by example – other healthy practices.”

        I fully agree with this, but I also think that there are many of celebs who do use their fame and fortune in positive ways. So, why doesn’t the media jump all over that? Is it because there’s no controversy since we all approve of it, so it won’t sell?

        But why do we cater to that reward/punishment system anyway? If perception is reality, why can’t the media use their power to create the perception of ourselves and our “heroes” to be positive and good? Of 100 celebrities, I bet that at least 80 are involved in some form (money, example, advocacy) of charity work. Even Lindsay Lohan goes to charity auctions, so why do we only hear about her jail time and addictions?

        I wish UsWeekly and People and whoever else hangs out on our grocery store stands would get together and say, “Let’s make a real impact on the world. Let’s run 6 months of only positive press about celebrities and see how it affects our revenue.” Given how much war, starving people, AIDS, malaria, economic recession, unemployment, climate change, neglect, abuse, slavery, extortion, corruption, and other assorted negativities go on in our world right now, they might actually profit on selling something positive.

        Okay, this tweed is WAY itchy. Get it off! Get it off!

      • http://fr.twitter.com/ minuit passé

        It’s just that it’s funny to see Americans go all OH MA GOD on the 3 smokers you have, yet the very numerous very overweighted people is not that much of a health problem to talk about.
        Same for education, nobody talks about education when they see pattinson pants ladies and other twimoms with red carpets in their basement, but some stranger who leads a total independent life is supposed to be a model.
        We actually had this convo last week IRl,so that’s why i mentioned it.
        ok got to go

        • Anonymous

          Actually there is a ZOMGHEALTHWATCH thing on about every other day about obesity, either on the news or in an article somewhere, usually with slo-mo footage of overweight people in sweatpants.

          And don’t get me started on education. One of the reasons LTT rocks the house so much is that everyone here seems to be able to spell. So refreshing! :)

          • TeamSeth

            I had to explain why I yell out “zomg” occasionally (yes, as an explicative to express excited amazement mingled with disbelief in one syllable form, not individual letters). I learned “ZOMG” here on LTT, very exciting.

            And yes, the health watch thing was kicked off by (well, in the overtly public eye anyway) the first lady’s Let’s Move program (she should’ve named it Let’s Do This, then PattzPants would be on board) and Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution.

            But YEAH! Minuit passé, don’t get us started on the dismal state of education here and the push for reform that seems to be going no where because there’s such floundering over making any reasonable cuts to defense budget and social security. And DON’T get us started on health care. In fact, I’m so fed up with the lackluster state of government here that we just shouldn’t get me started at all. (refuses tweed coat and soapbox, exits Hyde Park and heads for the closest pub, which is overpriced due to its location)

      • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY

        Yeah, I see the cultural thing happening in the US, BUT with all the other bullshit they have to content with: invasion of their privacy, hacked email accounts, public scrutiny and backlash. I say they reserve the right to do what they want during their down time, without ppl trying to hang and criticize them for it.

        Everyone seems to forget that these are real people. I’m pretty sure they have other things they do to give back to society in some way. Like the message of not afraid of being who you really are, despite the massive attention. As stars they are a lot more grounded and wholesome than the majority of Hollywood, IMO. There is not bullsh!t with them.
        I say with as many freedoms they’ve had to give up inspite of their career choices…more power to them!

  • Merbar

    I would totally buy that royal couple mug if you sold it

  • Sue G.

    UC: Will they CGI in some big beautiful bouncing breasts?
    Moon: i just threw up
    Moon: maybe her boobs will phase into wolves? she gets “THO” and BOOM wolves!
    UC: they’re going to put her into a wolf bikini. just another FU to jake. gift from Edward. obviously

    You girls are too funny! I could totally see this!

  • Operarose

    Totes adorable that Rob brought an iPad to the beach. Loving the nerdiness. His old school plaid short sleeved shirt only completes the look!

    Also love that you ladies are more concerned for children than kstew is, thigh no one should consider her a role model less they morph into the Krisbian krazies.

    Meanwhile, all of the lime green bikinis just sold out at walmart.

  • nocoolname

    Here’s what I take away from this post: KStew is way skinnier than me. Sigh. I guess I’ll just try to remember that I am 36 and six months pregnant with my fifth child so it’s ok.

    • Anomaly

      Is Wrenfield Hall finished? Or will there be an epi?

      • Anonymous

        Anomaly, give her a break: “six months pregnant with my fifth child” should tell you something!

        • nocoolname

          Awww!! Thanks for looking out for me! But I DO need to finish it!!

          xoxo

      • nocoolname

        Don’t feel bad for asking, Anomaly! I need to motivation to get the last darn chapter finished so it can quit weighing on my mind!! :)

        I’m half finished with the last chapter – I PROMISE it will be finished!

        • Anonymous

          YEY!

        • Anonymous

          YEY!

    • TeamSeth

      “KStew is way skinnier than me.”

      I think she is way skinnier than everyone. It’s also important to remember she’s like 20? 19? Too young to drink or graduate college in the U.S. on normal age scale…which means she hasn’t hit the final shift into womanhood at age 24-25 (aka she can still wear bikini bottoms without wondering why they don’t fit anymore even though she didn’t change anything in her diet or lifestyle)

  • Anonymous

    I know, I feel like saying, “I used to be that skinny AND I AM TALLER, and now look at me. LOOOOOOK AT Your FUTURE! WWWwoooowwooooooo!”

    But maybe that is the coffee talking. I am sure she will have trainers and nannies and all that when she has babies and will still be adorable post-natal.

  • ChillinWithCullens

    BEST line from this post:
    “wig budget = free from the party city leftover bin after halloween going out of business sale”
    Nice work ladies! I’ll be laughing about that for a week!

  • blondieinco

    The PSA, the royal table setting, the wig’s mysterious origins revealed – this post was a great way to start my day!! I’ve got nothing clever to add. Except for the fact that all this new PDA by R and K is outing me as a massive Robsten fan. I’m gonna go now and check to see if they have room on the helicopter for the next steamy re-shoot.

  • drsaka

    Dear Moon, thanks for the ‘Big in Japan’ mention. iPad on the beach- nice.

    • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

      Yes, he’s upgraded his Kindle to an iPad, presumably so he can stay current with LTR when he travels. And the Goddess of Breezes has blessed us again with another triangle of Rob belly flesh.

      • drsaka

        Good plan, Rob.

      • Anonymous

        Maybe this isn’t the spot for it, but Nat, I thought of you when I saw this picture this morning. Shall we start a rumor: Robstoph? Pattinwaltz?:

        http://img25.imageshack.us/i/5660717221122e0cbc33o.jpg/

        • drsaka

          awwwwww

        • ChillinWithCullens

          That’s just adorable!

        • http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/breaking-dawn-fan-art-picture-2 natteringyeahrobber

          My love for Christoph is unstoppable. Might be time for an avi change.

          • Anonymous

            Yes, your avis’ are brilliant! Two for two today :)

        • Anonymous

          “Isn’t the spot for it”! The only more appropriate place to talk about a boy on boy relationship in which one of the boys is Robert Pattinson would be with me directly, with video evidence. Or at least tasteful stills, preferably in black and white.

          • Anonymous

            I have watched a lot of the WFE interviews, and they start to get really repetitive. Why has no one asked, “Rob, do you think you’ll be doing a film like ‘Little Ashes’ with Christoph soon? I’m sure this is what your fanbase would like to see.” I’m sure Rob would seriously consider it!

          • Anonymous

            Why has no one asked, “Rob, will you do a 90 minute Radiator Scene with Christoph? Please?”

            I am going to go yell that at the nearest restaurant window just in case he is in there. I hear its the best way to talk to him.

          • http://twitter.com/pineylonesome natteringyeahrobber

            I thought the best way to talk to Rob is via CW on Twitter? Damnit woman, don’t tell me I set up a Twitter account for naught?

          • Anonymous

            OMG we should both tweet that to CW. AND Jackson, just in case.

            OOh, speaking of Jacksper and how geeky cute he is on Twitter, 100 Monkeys is playing sort of a bit near me in June. I am not going to go. Right? I am not going to drive, like, an hour, am I? No. Probably. If you all lived near me I would. We could get drunk and yell inappropriate things about wigs and radiators. That would be epic. Maybe he would throw a beer bottle at us.

          • Anonymous

            I am going to the Monkeys in August near me. Since you mentioned July I’m assuming we are not close :( They’re a fun show and it would be fun to have a get together!

          • Anonymous

            Are you? Ooh this is a good Secret Code way to find out where everyone lives. My Secret Monkey code is July 12th.

            http://www.100monkeysmusic.com/news-shows/

          • Anonymous

            Aug. 27. Nope, not close :(

          • Anonymous

            They’re playing the Fillmore!?! Wow Jackson… I’m a bit stunned! Hummm… the Fillmore gives all concert-goers a limited edition poster of the performing band. Might give it a go for a poster.

          • TeamSeth

            You totally should. Maybe they’ll sign it… “Tell UC I’m still waiting for her. Love, Jacksper”

          • TeamSeth

            Wait, do you watch hockey? If so, Mr. Seth cried last night because July 12th beat Moantreal in OT game 7. (he’s from Manchester, NH originally). And unfortunately I’m August 21st, which seems like it’d be close to RFM date-wise, but it’s not at all.

            And even farther from you. This is a sadness. But maybe we can create themed drinks for each state we’d have to cross to meet!

          • TeamSeth

            Oh, cried in happiness. Sorry, wasn’t clear on that.

          • Anonymous

            Ooh a Manch-vegas boy, lucky you! ;) I don’t watch, but enough of my Twitter stream was filled with excited expletives that I got the point. That is how I watch all sports, actually.

            Why do I not know what RFM is? Rob For MarbleNutSlut? Yes. It’s that.

            This is, indeed, a sadness. Stupid United States being really big and far apart. Stupid Scientists not making wormholes so travel is fast and easy. Jerks.

          • TeamSeth

            Such jerks. I’m still waiting for the Doctor to show up with his TARDIS and make life easier. But Manch-vegas? Confused. When I went it was a big industrial city on a river.

            RFM=RobsFutureMate

          • Anonymous

            Aww. not Rob for Me? Curses.

            Manch-vegas = affectionate term for the only place to go out At All Anywhere in the entire state of NH.

          • Anonymous

            “Not Rob for me?”, nope sorry. You agreed to Edward remember?!

          • TeamSeth

            Ooh Burn!

          • Anonymous

            Damn. Right. I keep forgetting. They look so similar (sort of. not really, I guess. In my brain, anyway.)

            Just saw WFE and now I am a bit stressed out. Man there was a lot of punching. More punching and pain and disease than I was lead to believe by the previews. I enjoyed it, and OH The Pretty, but now I need organic fake co-op cheetos and beer. (See, if Edward was in a movie I totally would have gone opening night.)

          • Anonymous

            Yep, I saw it twice opening day! ;) I don’t know about the fake organic cheetos but the baked cheetos are AMAZING!!! Hard movie to watch at some points but wonderfuly done.

          • Anonymous

            See? You are a much more dedicated mate.

            It was lovely, even the harsh parts. The super harsh part? With the elephant and the ouch? (no spoilers!) the whole audience gasped! Thankfully the organic cheese is calming my nerves.

          • Anonymous

            I was much more emotional than I thought I would be after the first viewing. And I read the book!!

          • TeamSeth

            I cant’ reply to anything after this in the comment sequence, BUT I wanted to say…

            Sheesh! Now I think I will go see the movie!

          • TeamSeth

            Such jerks. I’m still waiting for the Doctor to show up with his TARDIS and make life easier. But Manch-vegas? Confused. When I went it was a big industrial city on a river.

            RFM=RobsFutureMate

          • Anonymous

            So close but still so far :(

          • http://twitter.com/pineylonesome natteringyeahrobber

            I know (from lurking at the 100 Monkeys message boards when I was trying to get info about their book) that 100 Monkeys fans get *really* pissed when people are only there for Jackson. We’d have to study up and listen to/memorize all their songs and start posting to the 100 Monkeys board (MonkeyNutSlut?). Join their FB page. Buy t-shirts. We would need to go deep cover. But as ApesFutureHeadBanana has mentioned (from experience), it would be fun to watch them.

          • Anonymous

            I want to join the board just to have the name MonkeyNutSlut.

            Sigh. I want to go, my former self would not have balked at a ride into the city but now I am all provincial and whine when I have to leave my neighborhood. When did I become such a loser? Oh right, when I had a kid. I should have thought that through better.

          • TeamSeth

            I think they’ll allow kids… it’s a banana show after all, right?

          • Anonymous

            Jackson says “you come as a Twi fan and leave a Monkey fan.” I found that to be true. As long as you don’t shout out Jacksper you’ll probably be okay. We kept our Twi-ness down but other girls were all open about and seemed kinda lame. “When’s that Jasper guy playing?” not cool, at least know the name of the band!

  • Ada

    I like how you all magically missed Rpattz drinking a beer ON SET. KLASSY

    • ChillinWithCullens

      Whaaat?? TOTALLY missed that! His magic-ness had me drooling all over the screen. Going back to check it out now…

      • Ada

        Oh, that’s fine. How can I expect you to have decent eyesight, when you can even control your basic body functions? :)…

  • Anonymous

    I understood the green screen bikini thing, because they want to CGI the nudity in later, but that makes me wonder who was the genius who went through the thinking process behind it: “This will be a nude scene– actors need to be naked; actors are the most-papped celebrities in the world; can try to have a closed set but look at our track record on that; imagine the thermonuclear explosion that will destroy the Earth and all life as we know it as Robsteners simultaneously orgasm over leaked naked photos; wardrobe department, can you sew up a bikini made out of the green screen fabric in order to save the world? Thanks.”

    • TeamSeth

      cue “We are the Rob”

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    If they can green screen on the nudity, Why can’t they do it with the wigs? Everyone wears safety green skull caps and they add the hair on later.
    Like these: http://sparklingearth.com/products/103-1123.jpg

    • drsaka

      Good point-

    • TeamSeth

      From Sparkling Earth too… they know.

  • Sagalvr

    I am so happy that there is photographic evidence of Kristen smiling! She can wear tweed serious pasties and smoke “salvia” at a schoolyard for all I care, as long as the girl is actually enjoying a moment of her life. I thought she had anxiety [all the time about everything] because she has to be the perfect Bella and smoke instead of eat due to nekked-scene readiness laws. Still, though, if you get to be with Rob all day (and get paid millions to have his hands all over you) I should think there would be more smiling pictures, starving or not ;P

  • Lisa

    I love that Kristen and Bill C. seem to have a good relationship. Goes along with a the nice things he said about her in her Vouge interview. Actually, judging by the videos from the beginning of filming Kristen seems to have a nice relationship with all the behind the sceens people. That’s important to have in the movie business.

  • chochang

    look out UC and Moon. Krisbians may be after you.

  • Anonymous

    OT, but last night, at the book club I am in, the new member and I spent part of the conversation talking about Rob’s nipples (with her arguing that both are strange, and myself replying that only the left one is slightly odd). So, yes, I spent the time that we should have discussed the ‘excellence in writing’ talking about a man’s nipples with someone I barely know.
    I fear this goes beyond the “that’s normal” stage.

    • Anonymous

      Completely Normal.
      I have spent many a happy hour googling Rob’s nipples.
      Wait, that didn’t sound quite right. Anyway, do you remember those horrible Zygote Rob photos? There must have been a reason they had that weird scarf around his neck, strategically covering one of his nipples. I think we’ll know more once we get to examine the BD stills of him frolicking on the beach.

  • Anonymous

    Does this mean there could be reshoots pending with the wolf pack running around in lime green bikini bottoms for when they phase back?

    • Anonymous

      Maybe lime-green speedos will be the new jorts?

      If your theory is dougherty, maybe Tylor wore one of those in Eclipse when his bones got crushed and he phased back. He wasn’t actually naked. He donned a lime-green speedo.

  • sw_twi_fan

    I don’t care much about the moral implications of them smoking. I’ve done/do some stuff that people think are “bad”, and I didn’t learn from celebs, I just blame peer pressure. I’m also leery of fake, goody-two-shoes celebs, because they eventually show their true colors – see Disney kids. However, they should quit chain-smoking because their teeth and fingers can turn yellow, and it could eventually kill them. Recreational smoking/drinking/whatever vice is fine by me, sorry gotta have some fun.

    • TeamSeth

      One can have fun without drinking or smoking or other drugs.

      One cannot have an alteration of mind/body without those things. Unless you have a natural chemical imbalance, then you’re always off (or are you always on, and everyone else is off?)

      Speaking of, it’s time for happy hour! YAY!

  • Anonymous

    Just wanted to say that these pics conveniently were done at the WFE opening weekend. ‘Let’s all not forget where Rob came from, without Summit we wouldn’t even know about him.’ Yes, I’m sure Summit has no alterior motives and they would never be a part of these so called conspiracies, right. Sorry, just had to rant.
    More Naked Rob, woohoo!

    • Anonymous

      Oh, and it’s always fun to blame Summit!!

      • http://twitter.com/pineylonesome natteringyeahrobber

        Can I blame Summit for the coffee I just spilled on my pants? Also, I’d like to blame them for this woman on my bus who kept saying “he needs his legs broken” (she was talking to someone on her cell). But she wasn’t saying it in a showbiz way, more like a hitman way. I cannot think of any other context. I really did not want to be sitting next to her but there were no other seats or places to stand. I think Summit planted her there just so I’d be afraid to check LTT on the bus.

        • TeamSeth

          Clearly the woman next to you was mad at Nikki Reed.

  • Anonymous

    I miss my lime green bikini. It was strapless with tassles on the top. Kristan’s is more of a bright almost neon green. I do have a feeling the are going to CGI her top. I do hope that top is taped on. She is walking around with no fear of that top falling off.

    • TeamSeth

      Tassels? Like Madonna style?

      • http://twitter.com/pineylonesome natteringyeahrobber

        Maybe Alice put some tassels in Bella’s suitcase as a joke, but Bella didn’t realize it was supposed to be funny. Maybe she took it all too seriously and wore the tassels, along with the pony girl harness and edible underwear (per SM, when vampires eat underwear they just hold it in their belly and discreetly cough it out later).

        • TeamSeth

          Hm, I guess that you don’t need edible underwear when having a vampire husband eat it off of you for just that reason. No matter what, he’s going to “cough” it back up. Cotton is a compostable, organic material too! :)

        • Anonymous

          I just laughed salad out my nose.

  • ROBPATTZ_WIFEY

    Wow. I gues I never read a post here that really made me feel rather disappointed in the joke/crit slinging. I think, the fact they both were on what suppose to be a CLOSED movie set, then they have the right to spoke the shit up til the break of dawn. These pictures were taken undercover by paps, so why the fuck should they be so inclined to stop being themselves and FRONT for the public, during one of the few open opportunities they get to be who they really are? A person who smokes cigarettes.

    Criticize that shit when they do it while at an event where they should watch their behavior. I most definitely hate that they both smoke, but it’s their right to do what ever the shit they want to during their down/ personal time.

  • Anonymous

    Kristen can smoke up so much she lights the set on fire, for all I care. As much as it may be important to tell kids (or adults) they’re better off not smoking, it’s also a good lesson to kids (adults) that they’re better of NOT making celebrities their role models.

    I really don’t care what they do on the set, as long as it makes good fodder for LTT. Keep the green bikinis and beach iPads coming, Robsten.

    P.S. did we all see what Twilight posted on Facebook today? “Would you rather go to the Breaking Dawn wedding or the Royal Wedding?” Who said they have to be two separate events?!

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