I was surfing the webs and noticed you went to the Victoria’s Secret 6th Annual (there was need for 5 others?) “What Is Sexy?” Celebration. Besides the obvious questions: this is a celebration? Why is there a question mark in a party name? Are only “sexy” people allowed or does Ed Helms get a free pass (cause he’s sexy to me)? So I got to thinking are you putting me up to the challenge? Are you asking me to prove to you I know what’s sexy?! WELL mission accepted pal!
What IS sexy…
Dude looking all dark and mysterious and foreboding and all come get me in this wool peacoat from Zara Men’s line that I picked up while you were in the dressing room and I was holding your purse cause I’m secure in my masculinity? Boom: Sexy.
Dude who says don’t worry babe I’ll get all the luggage and find our car while you go call your mom and tell her we landed safe and we can’t wait till she comes to visit for 3 months and stays with us? Boom: Sexy
Dude who’s not afraid to dress up for his girlfriends work costume party/neighborhood block party/children’s birthday/Church Harvest festival/Pride Parade in West Hollywood even thought he’ll be ogled/look alike contest/ex boyfriends halloween party? Boom: Sexy!
Dude who says don’t worry ma’m I got this and then stops traffic to help a 90 year old lady cross the street with her groceries and then personally escorts a group of orphans across the busy intersection before heading into his shift as a volunteer firefighter in the understaffed inner city? Boom: Sexy.
Dude who saves animals from burning homes, flood wrecked towns on the Mississippi and natural disaster savaged cities during his volunteer firefighter and National Guard shifts and then adopts them and loves them as his very own after doing exhaustive searches to find their owners? Boom: Sexy.
Ok… so I think I know what IS sexy… let me take a stab and what’s NOT sexy...
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What is NOT sexy…
Dude who doesn’t leave anything to the imagination after his audition for a day shift at the local Chippendales? Not Sexy.
Dude who fixes your car when it breaks down in the valley, plans board game nights with snacks and the original Trivial Pursuit and Pictionary, brings you tacos from your favorite stand and watches Mean Girls with you when you just want to stay in YET doesn’t acknowledge his feelings for you and the weird more than friends tension that’s obviously there so he covers it up by dating some hussies? Boom: NOT sexy!
I’m not really sure what this Victoria’s Secret “What is sexy?” celebration is all about nor do I really care because let’s face it, I think I’ve got a REALLY good handle on what is sexy and what isn’t. I think all the ladies would agree…
1st Annual We know what sexy is celebration,
PS I think I like you best with dark hair…. fyi
So what’s sexy to you… and what the heck is this “celebration” about? Kellan: better with dark or blond hair? AAANNNDD go!