Emergency Post (Because Michael Sheen does a dramatic Fan Fic reading)

Dear Twilight,

It’s Thursday at 11:42 am ET. And I stopped what I was doing (photoshopping a truck for a “truckload sale” we’ve having this weekend. Come on down if you want a hot tub & live in Philadelphia!) because THIS VIDEO of Michael Sheen dramatically reading a Twilight Fan Fiction appeared:

(Sorry if you’re out of the US and can’t see that. Boo hoo :() This is ALMOST my dream come true. Except my dream involves ROB doing a dramatic reading of ROBSTEN Fan Fic and then making out with me afterward because, ya know, ROBSTEN fan fic gets me hot

What a great addition to my Thursday! Thanks Michael Sheen. And Best Week Ever and Marah for the heads up :)

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Our internet game is ridiculous: LTR, The Forum, Twitter, The Store
  • Anonymous

    Here’s the thing: Michael Sheen is so hilarious that I have trouble taking Aro seriously. As if SLO MO VAMPIRES is not horrible enough (*and it is*), watching him as Liz Lemon’s semi-love interest on 30 Rock and then watching New Moon the next day really sort of takes one out of the story. 

    This is not a criticism of the awesomeness of Michael Sheen.  It is probably more a comment on my inability to compartmentalize. 

    • Anonymous

      I wonder if you watch “The Queen” after New Moon if you’ll forever think Tony Blair is an evil overlord…

      • Anonymous

        I may have to conduct an experiment…:)

    • Anonymous

      I missed that. I like 30 Rock, I can’t keep up with it though, there are so many. I should start recording them more often. It is one of the only sitcoms that I actually enjoy at the moment. I gave how I met your mother a try, after someone saying they were the new friends, but I didn’t find them all that funny. Watchable, and the show held together, but not laughing funny. Except when Jason Segel’s character got obsessed with making printed charts. They were damn funny. I wanted to go make some chart posters.

      • Anonymous

        Some 30 Rocks are on Hulu, that is where I watch them. I liked How I Met Your Mother, too, I just…I don’t know, I am not good at regular TV watching, I guess. What a stupid thing to not be good at…

        Anyway: Can You Handle The Cute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=201qDoKniuE

  • tiffanized

    I was disappointed he didn’t say “Isabeller”.

  • natteringyeahrobber

    F&$%. Damn you work PC with no audio capability. Anyone have a link to the fan fic he was reading from so I can confirm the words I think he was mouthing? Too busy staring into his eyes, could not read his lips. He has groovy eyes.

    • Anonymous

      no. NO. You have to wait to hear the inflection of his voice. It’s worth it. Trust me.

    • TeamSeth

       I fell in love with his eyes.  Then I fell in love with him.  One day I hope to hear him say “Little hobbitses.”

      • natteringyeahrobber

        I think he might have been born unto this temporal, unforgiving earth to say “little hobbitses.” One day he shall. And on that day, I will dissolve. Solid to liquid, in an instant. 

        I had to wait 8 hours before I could play that clip, but MNS, you were right. It was worth it. He needs to be the voice of every audio book. And the eyes. Eyes + voice. I did not like yellow giggly woman. She interrupted.

        Agay-nst. The way he says against. ROB, SORRY, I HAVE MOVED ON.

        • TeamSeth

          You moved on from Rob?  YOU moved on from Rob?    OH! This is a thrill.

          • Anonymous

            She also has a thing for Andrew Garfield. Maybe it’s just British men, not that I blame her I did have a small thing for Jude Law.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            TS – I haven’t moved on from Rob. Wish that was even possible. But Sheen’s voice momentarily distracted me from Rob lust. When he talks, Robsessing retreats back into the deep dark corner. Maybe that is even a good thing.

            RFM – lol, outing my AGarf crush when I am away on vacation. It was supposed to be a secret confined to LTR! But now that it’s out,might as well go prime time with it. He was nothing to me in Social Network, but Never Let Me Go did it. 

          • Anonymous

            Sorry, Nat! I thought that was common knowledge. I can’t keep my LT’s straight! ;)

          • Anonymous

            Sorry, Nat! I thought that was common knowledge. I can’t keep my LT’s straight! ;)

          • Anonymous

            Sorry, Nat! I thought that was common knowledge. I can’t keep my LT’s straight! ;)

          • TeamSeth

            I don’t even know who Andrew Garfield is, so don’t worry, secret is so safe with me because I’ve not even committed it to memory :)

            And Jude Law mmm except when he cries. Not attractive.

  • Sisterpenguin

    Dang! Curse this European location…

    • BayWolf

      Yeah it sucks.. If anyone knows a link to where us Europeans can watch it – please please please post it ;-)

      • Anonymous

        YouTube. Look up Michael Sheen Fan Fiction.

  • mope

    OMG BEST THING EVER!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Epic.  That is all.

  • Aleishacd

    FTW. Though I did feel a little ashamed knowing that I would’ve probs been… ahem… wet by that point in the fanfic. Those people laughing in the background don’t know what they’re missing. LOL

    • Anonymous

      You mean you were wet because you accidentally fell in a puddle because you were reading while walking, right? That happens to me sometimes too.
      Yes, blondie there made it look like it might be impossible to enjoy a little fan fic, but Michael Sheen made up for it with his intensity.

      • Anonymous

        of course that’s what she meant about being wet! what else could it possibly be? ;)  

    • Maria Fernanda Valenzuela

      i know what you mean!! i’m surprised they found a part where they weren’t talking  about “Edwar’s hardness” heheh…those are my favorite parts!

  • Anonymous

    I cant wait to hear this when I get home because it’s not comming through on my phone. Is he really reading from unexpected circumstances? Does Savage know? :D

  • Anonymous

    Found it on YouTube. Thank you for the emergency post. Was more exciting than the other emergency I had this morning (I never know what I’m walking into when I hear someone screaming “EMERGENCY!” at my house.), which was a small amount of shaving cream spayed on bathroom wall. My little guy looked deeply disappointed in himself for having done it, until I explained that it not in fact any type of big deal.

    And yes, Rob reading Robsten/Belward fanfic and then making out with me would be a pretty ideal situation. Or Rob talking about how he reads Letters To Rob. That would be pretty good too (especially if he made out with me afterwards).

    • natteringyeahrobber

      I want Rob to read LTR postings aloud so bad. But no giggly yellow woman, please. BANISH.

      I think Michael would say Go With It in a way that would make you Gone With It. And he’d say Nattering in a way Rob never could. Rob would smirk. Michael would say “nattering” like foreplay. 

      • Anonymous

        Giamatti reading LTR would be fabulous.  

        • Anonymous

          Moon and UC have to start a campaign to convince celebrities to do dramatic readings of LTR!  This must happen!

      • Anonymous

        Oh come on now, give Rob some credit! I sent you that audio of him doing Vampire Vet…it was pretty well done with little snickering. But yes, Sheen did bring it.

        • Anonymous

          I’m sorry? Vampire Vet? Oh please do share.

          • Anonymous

            Haha! This was so much easier to find than I thought. Apparently, you can Google it. It’s very common ;)

            The Vampire Vet portion is in the second half if I remember correctly.

            http://www.breakingdawnmovie.org/robert-pattinson-interview-with-hamish-andy/

          • Anonymous
          • Anonymous

            Ha ha! Excellent. Looking forward to the Twilight/Cosmopolis mashup where the vampire gets a proctology exam. “Your prostate is asymmetrical, and now it’s frozen like that forever. Good luck with that. WHAT.”

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Rob should win an Oscar for Vampire Vet. Still love that line “bad news is that the dog didn’t make it…good news is that i don’t need to go out for lunch” (or something like that). Too bad they took down the video.

          • Anonymous

            I know, the video for that would have been awesome!

          • Anonymous

            I know, the video for that would have been awesome!

          • Anonymous

            I know, the video for that would have been awesome!

  • Wendy

    So am I second hand emabarrassed for Savage for writing, or just plain old embarrassed for myself for being totally in love with that fic??? 
    I feel kind of like I did when I was 14, and my older brother’s friends discovered my stash of NKOTB mags.

    Oh, Michael Sheen…just let us have our fun!

  • Anonymous

    wow! daily posts? reminds me of the old days, wish emergencies like this would occur more often ;) 
    saw this on YouTube, epic is the only word to describe it.   

  • Anonymous

    Hey guys, not to horn in on how awesome Michael Sheen is (assessment: crazy awesome) but I promised some of you pictures of my new tattoo, and I  just got home and OMG It Was So Fun YAY: http://tracitalynne.com/traci/?p=1127

    • Anonymous

      Nice tattoo. Is that your lower arm? Brave girl. Please also show us your back piece of David with “Marble Nut Slut” written across your shoulders.

      • Anonymous

        It’s my calf. It attaches to a piece on my foot, but the angle is hard to get.

        NYR, the dragon & CW deviantart is in a more…private place.

    • natteringyeahrobber

      No dragons? No MNS + CW 4EVA? It is so…tasteful. Nice. 

    • Anonymous

      Oh I like!  I was just thinking the other day of getting something similar on my back.  I don’t have a clear vision of it yet, just a idea.

      • Anonymous

        Tattoos are for awesome people.

  • TeamSeth

    oh.my.god.

    am.dead.

    • TeamSeth

      why did it put a link for that?!  UGH.  Disqus drives me nuts.

  • Sue G.

    Holy Shit….what a great sexy voice…much better than Aro’s!

  • operarose

    Finally found the video on youtube (posted for those of us poor souls outside of the USA). With that voice and those eyes, Michael Sheen, you can read my fan fiction any time.

    • operarose

      please note I have no idea what that means. perhaps it would have made more sense if I’d said “you can read ME fan fiction” considering I have no fan fiction. I don’t think.

  • tigerkitten36

    Would Michael take FF requests?

    Carrie Keegan, I like her, did you see her interview with the wolf pack last year during the New moon Promos?  It waspretty funny.

  • drsaka

    That was GREAT!  Thank you, Micheal  Sheen! 
    (I was waiting for Isabeller, too!)

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    Awesome!
    Can Michael Sheen be the voice of my GPS (if I had one)? Except then I may drive into trees or something.

    • Anonymous

      So true.  What a sezy voice.

    • Anonymous

      So true.  What a sezy voice.

    • Late Convert

      We called our old GPS Hillary, because it sounded like Hillary Clinton. I’m not sure I’d get anywhere with one that sounded like Michael Sheen… Maybe I’d just drive around all day getting lost…

      • operarose

        haha, I thought I was the only one who named GPSes! My current one is Sarah. Yep, her “American” accent is more like an Alaskan accent. Aro would be infinitely better. I think I’d like driving more if he were the voice.

        • natteringyeahrobber

          Aro GPS might mess with you though. Tell you to drive right into his lair. No matter that it is the opposite direction from the baby shower you are supposed to be attending. Aro voice cares not about your other plans, it’s all about him. And you attending to his needs.  

        • natteringyeahrobber

          Aro GPS might mess with you though. Tell you to drive right into his lair. No matter that it is the opposite direction from the baby shower you are supposed to be attending. Aro voice cares not about your other plans, it’s all about him. And you attending to his needs.  

          • TeamSeth

             I want to hear him shout “Attend!  Attend!” and clap his hands so marvelously.  Oh, Aro, turn me! Turn me! Screw your wives, we will be together always.  But I will have to cut your hair, sorry.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            Agreed. Eric was allowed to get his hair cut on True Blood, so we now know that it is possible for vampires to get hair cuts. Wouldn’t mind if he let some of his natural curl come through either. I know that fluffy curls probably aren’t as menacing as straight dark hair, but they are much more attractive.

          • TeamSeth

            How did you know I was only thinking about Eric when I wrote that?  He’s my new hard and heavy celebrity crush.  Just ask Stacey… I emailed like 50 times about him this weekend.  I couldn’t restrain myself.  He’s so beautiful, even when his eyes are all red around the edges or he’s wearing an obvious wig in the season 3’s Viking flashbacks.  It doesn’t matter, he’s just beautiful.  So tall, and big, and similar to Daniel Cudmore, but leaner and…  SHIT.  I have to be doing work.  Must stop thinking of Skarsgard. Must stop thinking of Skargard.  “Mm, greedy.”  “yeah, I am.”  “I love it.”  and then I’m all wet ‘cuz accidentally fell in a puddle because I was watching on my ipod on demand while walking. So cruel.

            2pm deadline.  Focus, TS, focus.  The Swede can wait.

          • natteringyeahrobber
          • TeamSeth

            “Is there blood in my hair?”
            Exasperated sigh.
            “Pam will have to go shorter than planned.”

            “Hello Bill. How do you like my new look?”
            “It suits you.”

        • natteringyeahrobber

          Aro GPS might mess with you though. Tell you to drive right into his lair. No matter that it is the opposite direction from the baby shower you are supposed to be attending. Aro voice cares not about your other plans, it’s all about him. And you attending to his needs.  

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    I think that just inspired me to wear THIS to the gym today:
    http://www.cafepress.com/LTT_LTR.439506996

    • operarose

      SO cool!

  • Late Convert

    (Thank you youtube for making it possible for those in the rest of the world…) Stunning. Love the host fanning herself. No-one says ‘stallion’ quite like him…

  • nocoolname

    That’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.  Fantastic!

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha!

    Thanks for the emergency post. That was awesome.

  • LadyN

    *fans self* Oh my… now I want to read that one….

  • LadyN

    *fans self* Oh my… now I want to read that one….

  • Anonymous

    just finished reading Last Sacrifice. Man, i’m never going to enjoy reading a book after twilight :( especially from the same genre. i keep comparing, it’s annoying.    

  • TeamSeth

    Hm. I thought MichaelSheenIsADILF would’ve commented by now…  Maybe she’s still recovering.

    • natteringyeahrobber

      It is really hard to break free of the replay loop with that video. I think I played it an embarrassing number of times. Maybe she couldn’t quit? “She’s locked herself in her room…will not respond…some English guy talking about knights in the background, we don’t know what happened. She does push out empty food trays and she’s taking water, but that’s it.”

      • TeamSeth

        Sounds like when Jamie Bower Campbell tweets Sir Daniel Cudmore about riding a big, strong horse in the Black Hills.  Which is… really hot.  Of course anything involving Daniel Cudmore is bound to be really hot…

    • natteringyeahrobber

      It is really hard to break free of the replay loop with that video. I think I played it an embarrassing number of times. Maybe she couldn’t quit? “She’s locked herself in her room…will not respond…some English guy talking about knights in the background, we don’t know what happened. She does push out empty food trays and she’s taking water, but that’s it.”

    • natteringyeahrobber

      It is really hard to break free of the replay loop with that video. I think I played it an embarrassing number of times. Maybe she couldn’t quit? “She’s locked herself in her room…will not respond…some English guy talking about knights in the background, we don’t know what happened. She does push out empty food trays and she’s taking water, but that’s it.”

  • alice_av

    That was EPIC with shouty CAPS I do love him… ( I hope Rob does not find out)

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/iNoy11YH1pbU7a.P7bdoq54i3FINJ.8k#6f742 pattygirl

    Hey Girls.
    vote 4 Rob at MTV ;best male,best kiss, best fight http://www.mtv.com/ontv/movieawards/2011/best-villain/ till 4 June !

  • Anonymous

    did you girls see the poster released a few days ago? someone please tell me it’s just a teaser, cause if it’s not things aren’t looking very promising :(

    • Anonymous

      Saw the teaser trailer, but I like this one better: http://twimom101.tumblr.com/post/5831998229

      *snicker* Oh Rob. I do love you. I do. :)

      • Anonymous

        Everything’s better with Jumping Rob!!

        Wouldn’t it be fun if they did DVD extras: find the hidden Jumping Robs

        • Anonymous

          YES. THIS, PLEASE, Mr. Condon.

        • natteringyeahrobber

          GENIUS, RFM. 

        • natteringyeahrobber

          GENIUS, RFM. 

        • natteringyeahrobber

          GENIUS, RFM. 

    • operarose

      Yep – they were definitely pushing the “fade to black” idea via the teaser. Definitely not promising, as you said.

  • Anonymous

    whether “Decode” is the only song you listend to by Paramore, or you’re a Paraholic like me check out a clip of thier new single “Monster”:
    http://youtu.be/us1SBANWJhg it's AWASOME!
    (not quite twi-related i know, sorry)

  • Anonymous

    Oh man!  That was AWESOME!  I had to laugh out loud when Michael’s voice went up to be the female voice.
    Come on Rob, you have got to read fan fiction someday!  Perhaps when you finally make it to Saturday Night Live?  It would make a great skit!

  • Anonymous

    Oh man!  That was AWESOME!  I had to laugh out loud when Michael’s voice went up to be the female voice.
    Come on Rob, you have got to read fan fiction someday!  Perhaps when you finally make it to Saturday Night Live?  It would make a great skit!

    • Anonymous

      Yes, he was very theatrical. He’s a professional, of course!

  • karleen

    This is the best thing I have ever seen! Fing hilarious! My dream situation would be to witness a round table reading ( I would be sitting on a lazy Susan in the middle of that table) With all of the cast members and have them all do dramatic readings from fan fic. Particularly, from the link that was posted on here a few months ago about Bella meeting Edward in a snow storm. Epic. 

  • Anonymous

    Speaking of Fan Fic. I was getting a bit down on Trylle  a few posts back, and its Twilighty starting out. Didn’t know if I’d see it through. But, yey it did not really continue to be too much like Twi. She used “foxy” and “being a dick” a few more times, and with a few more characters than I though realistic (maybe that is the new lingo with all the kids?), but I really liked the romantic direction she took it in. And kudos for making “auras” sexy hot, I wouldn’t have thought they could be.

  • Anonymous

    Oops! The vid was removed. Will keep looking!

    • Anonymous

      What is with videos being removed all the time? I understand when it is something obviously stollen and being misused, like a personal sex tape possibly released by the staring person, or unauthorized pre-release footage of something major. But a clip of an interview that was made for public viewing? Why?

  • Anonymous

    I was just reading what the haters have to say about this site over in press. Now I am picturing Corperate middle men that probably don’t speak English getting paid to log on and read LTR. Who do I apply to for that job? Do you think they’d consider a girl who does speak English?

    -”Hmm right a letter to rob because he actually reads them doesnt he.
    Corporate middle men that probably dont speak english and get paid less
    than a dog open those letters and reply ’sincerly rob’ haha this sites a
    joke” -Grundy

    • Anonymous

      And I’m not going to worry about getting paid less than a dog. Because I’d bet that dogs who do get paid get paid well. Like Lassie. So if I had to make a little less than that reading Letters To Rob, that would be okay.

      • TeamSeth

        You’re so right.  Think of all those dogs in True Blood!  And I bet the wolves make a killing. Probably because they’re NOT bears.

        (ps-I just started watching True Blood. I’m trying to keep my obsession under wraps, but it’s starting to seep out, like blood tears from Lorena. She’s always crying.)

        • Anonymous

          Love True Blood. Can’t wait for the new season. Have you read the books? They are pretty addictive too. Don’t buy them all though. Take mine instead if you want them, they are just taking up room in my house, and I have all but two (the 1st and the 10th). I have just finished Trylle, so I have been watching dream casts on YouTube.

          • TeamSeth

            Nopers.  I’ve not even finished watching season 3 and never saw season 1!

            Thanks for the offer, my sis said she’d send me some.  Now I can’t stop thinkin’ in a southern accent.  It’s maddening.  Feel like a raccoon tha’got’er hand caught in a jar.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I find book Sookie to be more irritating than TB screen Sookie. Am I alone in that? Book Sookie uses a lot of exclamation marks, which always bugged me. That’s why I couldn’t make it past book 5. I was appreciative that Alan Ball made her a little less excitable. Note: I said a little less. Thankfully Pam scenes are the antidote to the Sookie Schtick.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I am also curious how the “breasts quivering like puppies who long to be petted” scene is going to play out on Season 4. I mean, will Alan Ball actually use cute puppy imagery? Maybe 2 puppies running through a meadow, jumping on Eric?

          • Anonymous

            *Minor spoiler alert*
            I’m wondering how they are generally going to handle relationships in season 4, and if they are going to go in the same roundabout the books did relationship-wise. They have done things a bit diff. than the book all along the way, and I wonder what they’ll do with Bill.
            Sookie’s (book version) breasts are more or less absent from the series, unless I’ve missed something. Show Sookie’s breasts are more like kittens than puppies, so maybe they’ll use that. “Sookie, your breasts are like kittens stalking string, just waiting for it to be tugged so they can pounce.”
            Hopefully AP and AS can bring the heat chemistry-wise like Sookie and Bill have. Oh, and I think the hottest moment of the later books, when Tiger man walks in on Sookie drinking Erics blood. They have to include that. HAVE TO.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            sookie’s boobs appear in book 4. i don’t remember them in the other volumes i read. i agree that they are more like kittens, though. perhaps even like baby dolphins. “sookie, your breasts are like baby dolphins on the prowl for squid, specifically my giant squid.”

          • Anonymous

            Oh, book Sookie is more annoying without a doubt. Good call on not going farther, if she was annoying you by book 5, you might have throttled her if you kept on going. I could not stop. But, woman has got to make some seriously bad decision for the series to continue to be exciting. Poor Sookie can’t just decide to go straight and get herself away from trouble. I wouldn’t want her to really.

    • natteringyeahrobber

      LTR has press?

      • Anonymous

        And haters! And they are hilarious. Now all LTR needs is the new comments format, I like it better. I’m  lazy and enjoy setting the comments up so that they are newest first, and being able to see what I am responding to while I am writing. LTR has press? would have been too much for me to remember without going back and checking once or twice.

    • Anonymous

      Wait, what? Links, please! There are people who get paid to hate on random things? Well, actually now that I think of it, that probably makes sense. Still, I want to read that.

      • Anonymous

        There probably is a site called “The Haters” that hates at random. I was just reading the Press section of this site, towards the bottom are some great quotes from non-professional haters.

      • natteringyeahrobber

        I totally want to get paid to hate on random things. Fish and Chips are SO OVER. People who water their lawns are all JERKS. Post-Its – what a waste, no one ever uses the other non-sticky side – suck it, you 3M bastards! People who don’t leave extra rolls of TP under the bathroom sink – WTF, all of y’all are LOSERS!

        • TeamSeth

          This is funny, the 3M bit in particular.

    • TeamSeth

      Wait a second, people talk about LTT/LTR in the press?  Seriously?  That’s hilariously wonderful. Especially if what you just wrote is real… very astute review, I say!  Let’s drink to that.  Where’s NutSlut?  Drinking buddy, something to excuse drink about! :)  We’re in the news!

      • Anonymous

        Aggh! Shit! I am going to a political event and can’t drink with TS on LTT!

        Oh wait. I am going to a political event. Which means I will be practically *required* to drink! Day=saved! ( won’t be the same without you. Let’s come back later and drunk tweet pervy things about Cosmopolis stills. )

        • TeamSeth

          Please do.  Except the fiance’s finally back in town after his stint in Ireland. So, I might keep my pervy thoughts off of twitter.  For now.

        • Anonymous

          Pervy thoughts about hot suit Cosmopolis Rob? I want to do that.

          • TeamSeth

            I misread that then. Thought she said we’d be drinking cosmopolitans and tweeting pervy thoughts… just in general.  I can’t join in on The Rob.  Just ain’t my cup of garden burger.

          • TeamSeth

             ARGH.  No “ain’t”!  Stop it, TS. You’re not living in north Florida, just stop it.

            Sigh.  Sorry about all of this.

          • Anonymous

            I haven’t drunk typed in a long long time. The poor people I used to email drunk…..what am I saying, I mean the lucky people I used to email drunk. Who wouldn’t like a drunk and pervy email from a friend? And if a friend thinks you are weird and inappropriate for sending said emails, do you really want them for a friend?

          • TeamSeth

            Dear Corporate Middlemen Bella,

            Let me first sayu that I’m might be drunk a little. Tjen I need to tell you, that you SUCK! LTRob is the bestt bestest site ever and your just jealous tjat you didnt think of it first. So there. Whenever you want pervy pics of Rob, you can go there. Whenever you neef a humping rob, go there. LTR is heaven and your just jealous. Ha!!!

            With regards and a little Bill Compton pizzqzz,
            Slightly Too Many Cosmposlises Edward

            Follow-up Email the next day:

            Bella,

            Haha! I just reread my drunk email to you from last night and realized that I wrote “humping” instead of “jumping”!  Sorry about that, but hey, I guess both are valid, right? ;)

            Yours,
            Edward

          • Anonymous

            I think I am a little in love with Hilariously Semi-Apologetic Edward. I want him to drunk email me every day.

          • Anonymous

            No you do not. You do not want them as friends at all. We should exchange emails.

          • Anonymous

            Awesome! I am back from an incredibly humid, sweaty room full of people in suits and me in SmileMode. I have blended up some rum drinks.
            Let’s talk about THIS: http://www.imagebam.com/image/fbb405134372022

          • Anonymous

            Pass the blended rum drinks (better than Cosmos, imo) and let’s discuss Rob and his little sausage! (can’t do it. little just isn’t working for me!)

          • Anonymous

            heh. sausage. The set pics so far seem to be pretty phallic, which I suppose makes sense as this book was manlier than Hemingway in a tub of rum with a case of cigars.

          • Anonymous

            Oh my. I can’t wait. It is too much. Suit. Sausage. Overload.

          • Anonymous

            The thing is, when I see Cosmopolis Rob AKA suit Rob, I’m not even pervy. All I can think of is him dancing with me in an elegant ballroomy way (that I do not know how to do. I’ve been trying to get Mr. GWI to take lessons with me forever by reminding him that it was his idea originally). Or taking me out for a romantic dinner. I look at that sausage and I don’t even think about a penis. I think about how suit Rob and I just caught a film festival-ish movie and are now eating street vender food. Not drunk. That is my problem.

          • Anonymous

             mmmm film festival and street food with a hot guy in a suit. That sounds…perfect…*swoon*

             I took Ballroom Dance as my P.E. credits in college, so I actually *can* dance, but Mr. Slut only caught the tail end of the swing dance thing that happened 10 years ago. Also, there are no places that you can actually ballroom dance unless you are at a prom or a wedding. It’s not actually an applicable skill in most cases.

          • TeamSeth

            More importantly than ground pig in a phallic shape being held tantalizingly close to Rob’s open mouth, let’s discuss how cute that dress is!  Want!

            Oh my gosh, I’m turning into the Staceys! ;)

          • Anonymous

            I’ve been doing that since last week! And it just keeps getting better! Buuut pervy thoughts about hot suit Cosmopolis Rob whilst drinking Cosmos…even better!

  • oh werd?

    LMAO that was fantastic. Even Baby Werd looked up from Barney long enough to comment at the end.

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