The exact moment NONE of these things happened

Dear LTT-ers,

You know those moments you have an epiphany? It’s the exact moment you realize something that changes everything. Well I think we’ve caught some of our fave (or the one’s who showed their faces this week) cast members having epiphanies…

This is the exact moment Dakota realized her career was being eclipsed by her sister Elle’s…

Who needs Tom Cruise on speed dial when you used starred on a movie directed by JJ Abrams and produced by Spielberg? Suddenly that on screen kissy face time with Kristen Stewart doesn’t seem like a big deal when your sister is out taking over Hollywood.
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This is the exact moment Kellan knew he was on time to teach Sunday School on his local church

This week he’s going to teach them about Noah on the Flannelgram board. The kids love when he teaches because he does the “voices.” You should hear Noah’s wife.
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This was the exact moment Elizabeth Reaser realized her five head was best covered up with a side swooped bang

We agree.
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This was the exact moment Jackson saw his reflection in the mirror behind that girls head

And thought “WELCOME TO RATHERBONIA!!!!” ok ok maybe he thought: “Daaaaayyyyuuum playa. I look GOOD!”
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This was the exact moment the Holy Trinity realized they forgot to include “final approval on all movie images” to their contracts.

More on this gem later…
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We’ve all had those moments, haven’t we? Only ours haven’t been immortalized on a calendar for all over 2012.

Glad I don’t have the paparazzi following me,
Themoonisdown

Is anyone going to buy this calendar or is it actually the cover for the BD Halloween costumes we’ll be able to buy in October? Do you want Kellan teaching your children from a Flannel gram board? YES!!!

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  • Anonymous

    No. Not more on that calendar later. More on that now. What…the hell? Are you sure this is not an image from AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com? Why does Summit hate us so much?

    • Anonymous

      That calendar is sooo bad.  Does Scummit think we’ll just buy any old crap just because it’s Twilight-related or has Rob’s face on it?  Where did they get that idea?   Oh, right.

      • natteringyeahrobber

        Only October has Rob’s face. I guess I’d just have to keep the calendar in a desk drawer the other 11 months. At least October has 31 days. They really missed the mark. Every month should include just Rob + headboard. Maybe one of those lenticular calendars where if you tilt it back and forth, Rob can be seen thrusting.

        • Anonymous

          Yes. 16 months of ThrustBoard.

          • TeamSeth

            Maybe those graphics that move when you turn them side to side…they can only do simple movements, but thrusting is quite a simple motion, so it works.

        • TeamSeth

          Only October?  I don’t even like Rob, but that’s a bit insulting and ridiculous. There should be at least 6 months of Rob!  2 of Kristen AND Rob, 2 of Jacob: one without a shirt on and one mid-phase (at the naked part, of course) then 1 of Demetri and Charlie making out and 1 of Aro and Felix eye fucking each other.

          I will leave it on those two months :)

          • TeamSeth

            Oh, I forgot to say that Aro would be doing that face he makes when he’s leaning in to eat Bella (twss) before Alice says, “Wait! She’ll become one of us. I’ve seen it. I turn her myself.”  He looks like he’s salivating and panting and if we can’t get his cute hair and gorgeous green eyes, then I at least want to see some sexuality to the Sheen.

            And maybe a Steve Jones pic on the days part, a Welsh a day kind of theme.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I think they could probably find a way to include Alex Skarsgard as well. He sometimes wears plaid, and that’s Twilight enough, for calendar-sales-purposes.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            I think they could probably find a way to include Alex Skarsgard as well. He sometimes wears plaid, and that’s Twilight enough, for calendar-sales-purposes.

          • MariaCecilia

            He could be in the background in a copstache, posing as a young Charlie don’t you know…

          • ladyofthemeadow

            I’ve always wondered what Billy Burke looks like, without a shirt on. Quite a tantalizing thought.

          • TeamSeth

            Hairy.

          • ladyofthemeadow

            Yeah but it’s a good hairy and he’s def a DILF. I like Kellan hairless; I’m flexible like that.

          • TeamSeth

            When there’s a will, there’s a way.  And you know for me there’s ALWAYS a will when it comes to Alex Skarsgård.

            In fact, this has spurred a better idea over all than this silly twilight calender: Men in Plaid

            Jan = viking (he will be Dec too, I think those blue eyes should be reserved for the cold months…they can have him playing by the Baltic Sea and on a boat whale watching off the California coast)

            Feb = Taylor, he wears plaid, right?  At some point he must. Plus his bday is in Feb. so it’s fitting (tight fitting — yes, there it is. That scene where he’s fixing the bike and it looks like his muscles are going to rip the shirt like bruce banner during a phase)

            March =  Sam Merlotte in his little Sam shirt. aww.

            April = Charlie Copstache with the Forks rain in the bg in his flannel

            May = Alcide. nuff said

            June = Jason Stackhouse, because Ryan is so damn cute with his RL voice

            July = Steve Jones.. that boy does wear plaid. He’s stylin’

            August = Rob

            Sept = Bill taking Sam’s shirt off his back (just rewatched that scene Friday night.)

            Oct = Rob (see how nice I’m being!)

            Nov = Charlie Bewley and Daniel Cudmore

            Dec = viking, again. (and again and again)

            OR… I could just go for an all Skarsgård calender.  Surely they make those!  I’m certain Mr. Seth will support this effort.

          • natteringyeahrobber

            You can count me in for 2 copies (1 copy to be hidden in back office at home, 1 copy to pin up under my desk at work). Actually, and 1 more copy for my OB-GYN’s office, so they can post to ceiling.

          • TeamSeth

            I’m actually considering making this… you know, the print at home kind since otherwise it’d be illegal/photo copyright situations etc. etc.  I could send you the files, if you’d like…  (if I do it, the likeliness of that is slim to none, and slim’s on his way outta town).

            We’ll see…it may happen tonight.

          • TeamSeth

            http://sunnynala.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/youvehadmyblood.jpg

            Is this sufficiently plaid?  I would prefer to go with this one, but there’s no plaid in it… http://www.thepostgameshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/billsam.jpg

          • TeamSeth

            Yeah, this is definitely going to happen.  Forget slim, he was a jerk anyway.

            And I’m going to have to replace one of the months with Ian Smoulderholder (how the hale did I forget him?!)  Sorry Mr. October.

          • TeamSeth

            Okay, I’m going to have to be lenient on the definition of plaid for some of these guys…I’ll do my best, but sometimes you just have to accept checkered as plaid… I feel the most important part is getting really hot photos, so I’ll use my discretion that way.

          • Stacey

            Since i’m on vacation, I wasn’t going to comment…BUT SAM’S SHIRT! Best month ever…sorry Edward/Rob, nobody can beat Sam’s shirt or Alex…okay can we just throw a Ian Somerhalder/Damon just for fun?

          • TeamSeth

            haha, I just commented about the Ian mishap there…

            Nothing will beat the Sesame Street teeny tiny Sam Shirt though!  It makes giddy and tear up just thinking about it!  Is he one of them grouches?!

          • TeamSeth

            http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l98ajpSIpG1qd55zyo1_500.jpg

            Him and Tara in the background!  AWWW!

          • TeamSeth

             Okay, I’m going to need some assistance in determining which plaid Robs are manips and which are not.  Any volunteers?

        • MariaCecilia

          SO much better than those postcards of Jesus crucified where he nods his head and then looks up and opens his eyes…

      • MariaCecilia

        Maybe if all the months had Rob’s face on it? You know, superimposed in glittery points that only show when the sun shines on it?

    • operarose

      At first glance I thought the image was a joke/bad fan manip. First wigs, then horribly weird soundtrack in the trailer, now Summit can’t even find a 1/2 decent graphic designer to do a 1/2 decent Photoshop job for the promo calendar. What else are they going to slack off on in BD? I am starting to get very, very worried… 

      Also, is it just me or do all three of them look like they had a rotten egg omelette for breakfast in that picture? Maybe Summit’s slacking on kraft service, too. 

      • operarose

        by the way I realize that comment seems a bit bitchy; it’s hard to get across in a text comment that I mean all of it in good fun. 

        But you have to admit that, taking into consideration so much awkwardness has already been involved with promos for a movie that was predisposed to being slightly awkward to begin with, that Summit IS asking for it….

        • Anonymous

          I think we can all assume that long time readers/commenter of LTT are not here to be purely mean. And even when people very occasionally do say purely negative things that don’t have a funny twist, it is kind of funny because they are reading and commenting on a Twilight fan site (so how much are they really hating it?).

    • HowToBe

      I agree. WHAT THE HELL. That calendar looks like a huge fanmade-photoshop-fail. It’s the hair.

      • MariaCecilia

        -and the makeup, and the clothes, and the contact lenses, and the lighting, and the general “what the f**k, are we being photographed?” look of it all…

        • TeamSeth

          I will say that I am digging how casual Edward looks though.  Jacob’s still all attack over anxious pose, and Edward’s got this, “I won, now Imma have a beer and chillax in the jacuzzi.”

          • ladyofthemeadow

            I’m thinking Bella looks kinda clingy. Not enough of “a strong, independent woman”.

            But hale, if I was that near Rob, I’d be clinging too. All over.

          • TeamSeth

            Last photoshoot around Edward was all “Beller is mine!” so, it’s fair that she finally was like “I made my choice” and is clinging on… right?  Plus Tanya’s back…  “Edward is mine, strawberry blond bitches!”

    • MariaCecilia

      Well, they are looking into making a sequel of the Addams family, named..wait for it: The Cullen Family!! This is the promotional poster! Instead of the Thing in a box they are gonna have kennels. With Taycob in them. And I think Carlisle is a BIG improvement on Uncle Fester!

  • Anonymous

    I think Elizabeth Reaser must have read LTT that day when it was pointed out how looming her forehead was, and got the hint.  It’s good y’all can provide those style consultation services!  

    • MariaCecilia

      But why oh why does her forehead only loom in the Twilight movies?? (2 and 3 I should add, she was way more pretty in Twilight 1, caramel coloured hair and all…*sigh*)

  • Yesjayme

    That calendar picture may or may not be the worst pic I have ever seen.  Thanks, Summit, for saving me some money.

  • chochang

    i was a bit confused by the “16-month 2012″ wall calendar part. oy. 0_o

    and kristen’s face on that thing just looks so.. wrong. maybe she should’ve consulted with elizabeth with the proper usage of side swooped bangs.

    • natteringyeahrobber

      I think 16 months calendar is just for the Robsessed.

      12 regular months, plus 4 months (cumulative) to account for all the time we spend trolling the internet for photos of him/discussing photos of him/envisioning him in our office environment/watching movies/shows starring people peripherally involved in his life somehow.

      • chochang

        in short.. 4 extra months of having no life. (w/c may or may not include me)

        • MariaCecilia

          But WHAT a no-life it is!!!

      • ladyofthemeadow

        Maybe it’s something to do with going back in time, like time travellers. Oops, that’s Outlander.

        Or maybe it’s my employer asking me to find an additional 4 months somewhere, to make up the time I spend trolling the internet etc., as you say.

    • Anonymous

      I’ve always found those posters wrong. In every possible way. This one is no different. They have SO MUCH TO WORK WITH, and they have them all standing around. Boo on creativity there. They should have talked to whoever does the True Blood advertising, those folks use some creative juice and know how to make people look good just standing around.
      I also have a personal dislike for high hair like Bella is sporting here too. I was hoping the high top hair was going to be gone with the wig. Bella just doesn’t seem like the kind of girl who round brushes her hair while using root stay up spray.

      • Anonymous

        “Bella just doesn’t seem like the kind of girl who round brushes her hair while using root stay up spray.”

        Heh.

      • TeamSeth

        Right, TB’s standing around is better for many reasons… 1) They’re not all standing, so there’s depth and levels, 2) We know all of the characters are going to have dirty sex at some point, so it’s just hot in general 3) The coloring of the graphics and the actors’ clothing and skin matches and complements each other 4) Alex Skarsgård  5) Anna Paquin has a talent of making her breasts look extremely perky, unlike KStew (<3 you, KStew! Not your fault!!!)  6) MA rating vs. PG-13 rating = Ann Taylor dress vs. well, what Sookie wears.

        • Anonymous

          Yes, they’ve got A. Skars, but Twi has Ron (typo but funnier so leaving it), and even if Ron is not your cup of tea, you’ve still got to know he is a hot commodity. But they always have him give his furrowed brow constipation face, and that is not his best look (I mean really!). With the exception of when he is about to kiss Bella with it, but you couldn’t get that in a still promo shot really. They need to be more “smolder Rob, smolder! Less ticked off, more sex eyes!”

          • TeamSeth

            He can do sex eyes well.  I think I just discovered the where the “holy hell batman” saying came from (besides, well, Batman & Robin minus the cussing)… that hot piece of ass Vanity Fair photo of Rob wearing the bat shirt!  Am I right?  Regardless, that photo has made it into the Men in Plaid calendar… which is coming along quite nicely :D  Best evening endeavor EVER! (well, not EVER, but, nevermind)

          • TeamSeth

            He can do sex eyes well.  I think I just discovered the where the “holy hell batman” saying came from (besides, well, Batman & Robin minus the cussing)… that hot piece of ass Vanity Fair photo of Rob wearing the bat shirt!  Am I right?  Regardless, that photo has made it into the Men in Plaid calendar… which is coming along quite nicely :D  Best evening endeavor EVER! (well, not EVER, but, nevermind)

          • Anonymous

            Well, yeah. There are about a million hot pictures of Rob, they aren’t hard to come by, and none of them are in Twilight Saga promo pictures. And I’ve said it before, but I can’t help myself (literally, I would if I could), what is with the shortish burgundy monotone hair! Completely different from the other movies. Out of all of the things to change/fuck up – Edward’s hair!? The dad shirt is totally understandable. He doesn’t have to pretend to be a high schooler in these movies, so he might stop wearing short torsoed denim jackets, why not. But what was wrong with his hair?

          • Anonymous

            Srsly. One of my non-Twilight friends watched the movies and was like, “Isn’t Robert Pattinson actually really hot? Why is he not hot in the movie? *pause* Kristin Stewart looks hot still though.” YES. We know.

          • Anonymous

            I wouldn’t go so far as to say RP doesn’t look hot in the movies (I’m getting a movie Edward montage playing in my head right now), although they do have their styling issues, although from a non-Twilight friend’s perspective…

          • TeamSeth

            Yes, even me, the one who doesn’t “get it”, acknowledges that Rob is hot…”I just want to try one thing.”  Yes, he’s super hot in that scene.

            But, his photo shoots for GQ/VF/(even)EW are still much more smoking hot than Summit could ever hope for.

            Maybe they had to work with the WFE hair?  Still though, highlight and lowlight a guy!

            Speaking of these things, on my bus route home a new salon opened…it’s called Bouffant.  I squeed.

          • Anonymous

            I also would like to just try one thing……..

    • Anonymous

      I’ve always found those posters wrong. In every possible way. This one is no different. They have SO MUCH TO WORK WITH, and they have them all standing around. Boo on creativity there. They should have talked to whoever does the True Blood advertising, those folks use some creative juice and know how to make people look good just standing around.
      I also have a personal dislike for high hair like Bella is sporting here too. I was hoping the high top hair was going to be gone with the wig. Bella just doesn’t seem like the kind of girl who round brushes her hair while using root stay up spray.

  • TeamSeth

    Oh Moon, I see you in the tabloids all the time!  You usually only make the internet though, not the print.  Hey, I’m not the one in charge of this…if I was, you’d be cover each time. Opposite of the suited Jackson pic, so it’s made to look like you’re in a relationship.  Maybe I’d photoshop you into the walkway with Kellan…add in UC and Bear and call it Abbey Road: Los Angeles.  Maybe.  They’d fire me for that, but I think it’d be worth it ;)

    Maybe I’ve found my new calling.  This job was getting boring anyway, and it beats writing fake testimonials of male enhancement drugs. What’s this world becoming?

    (Wow, so OT, sorry about that)

    In other OT news: Did anyone see TB premiere?!  I feel like everyone was talking about it and then no one watched it except me!!!!  I’m kind of going insane not talking about it…

    • Anonymous

      “Did anyone see TB premiere?!” 
      *waves hands frantically* Ooh, me! I did!

  • MariaCecilia

    Actually we could use some new Sunday school teachers in my church, so I’m gonna give Kellan a call..he would probably swiftly become the most popular teacher, dunking the kids in the fountain on the courtyard after prayers..
    I would *shudder* never be desperate enough to buy that particular calendar, on the contrary I am steering clear of all BD merchandise until I know what’s what: when will we hear more of the soundtrack, for instance? I will go on vacation into the wilderness outside of Internet range for a while, but I will miss my LTT dose very much..so I have loaded my suitcase with unread novels and a neglected knitting. Have a lovely week here on LTT!

    • TeamSeth

      Enjoy the trip!  When you said this: “but I will miss my LTT dose very much..so I have loaded my suitcase with”  I thought you were going to end the sentence with this: “printed out old entries with all the comments attached so I don’t feel so distanced.”

      But you are actually normal, so you did not say that. ;)

  • http://twitarded.blogspot.com/ Snarkier Than You

    I saw that calendar when I was out this weekend and I couldn’t even bring myself to buy it… Now I realize i have to own it, but only because it’s that freaking hideous!!! Why oh WHY can’t they take a decent “official” photo?!

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/iNoy11YH1pbU7a.P7bdoq54i3FINJ.8k#6f742 pattygirl

    god no, the bd calender   with NM and eclipse are hideous, even at half prize noooooooooooo!

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/iNoy11YH1pbU7a.P7bdoq54i3FINJ.8k#6f742 pattygirl

    tweet summit @summit ent. on your thoughts on the calender. 

  • TeamSeth

    Okay, if there is real interest in the Men In Plaid 2012 calender, I made it happen last night.  So, just let me know.  The file is ginormous, so you’ll either need gmail or I’ll have to put it up on one of those large file download sites.

    I have to do a little reformatting tonight so that it’s printable on 8.5×11 and can be spiral bound together easily.  It’s a perfect gift for your OBGYN!!! :) Everyone’s in plaid or checks (I decided those had to count, I’m sure you understand) and Rob ended up being June. The photo just worked for June best.  Anyway, here’s the line-up:

    Jan = Alexander Skarsgård
    Feb = Billy Burke
    Mar = Taylor Lautner
    Apr = Kellan Lutz
    May = Sam Trammell
    Jun
    = Rob Pattinson

    Jul = Daniel Cudmore
    Aug = Ryan Kwanten (sp?)
    Sep = Paul Wesley
    Oct = Joe Manganiello
    Nov = Ian Somerhalder
    Dec = Alexander Skarsgård (hey, I did warn that I was bookending it with him)

    I guess we could call it Supes In Plaid?

    Let me know! goteamseth@gmail:disqus .com   WEE!

    • ladyofthemeadow

      Please can you do a Men in Plaid, Full Monty edition?

      • TeamSeth

         If you supply the photos…  they’re not as easy to find in high enough resolution as one would think!  Plus Billy Burke would be out, he’s basically never sans clothing.

        • ladyofthemeadow

          Ooooh I found a few shirtless Billy ones via Google… very nice. Kind of like a buff version of manofthemeadow.

          Some crafty Photoshopping would be necessary for the majority of the Full Monty edition. To heck with truth, I just want gratuitous nudity.

          • TeamSeth

            I can work with that mentality… though, like Bill Compton, I do enjoy a little bit being, left to the imagination.

          • TeamSeth

            Can you please send me those links, btw.  :)  I’d be much obliged.

          • ladyofthemeadow

            http://www.squarehippies.com/2008/04/billy-burke/

            I’d like to be taking the photo where he’s lifting up the sunglasses to smirk… in my dreams, the photo was taken while sitting on his lap.

    • Anonymous

      You are awesome. And dedicated. I think I need this calendar and already have my glue and sparkles ready to highlight the magicness.

  • TeamSeth

    Also, where is TeamJacobEdward?  Has anyone heard from her lately?

    • nocoolname

      She’s alive…she just left a review on my latest FF update.

      (And oh yeah, I’m alive, too…barely.  Baby coming in 9 days…)

      • TeamSeth

        Thanks for the updates!  I thought maybe you’d had her already!  Still going with “Anne” as the name?

        Um, also, you added the final Chapter?!!!!!

      • TeamSeth

        Thanks for the updates!  I thought maybe you’d had her already!  Still going with “Anne” as the name?

        Um, also, you added the final Chapter?!!!!!

      • Bubs

        Good luck with the delivery….don’t forget those 4 little words….”GIVE ME MY DRUGS !!!!!” Hope all goes well.

    • Anonymous

      “she’s aliiiivvveeee!” (said in Mike Newton voice)

      But she’s been totally flaky lately.
      ;)

  • Anonymous

    Oh Summit. Sometimes I get the feeling you don’t want to make money, like this whole Twilight thing was actually supposed to be a tax write-off or something. Or maybe you’re embarrased by your success and are desperatly trying to tone it down with bad wigs and promo pics etc? If so I guess you won’t be taking up @natteringyeahrobber’s excellent Thrusting Rob merchandise idea (see her earlier comment) which makes me sad because I think I would like some(twss).

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/iNoy11YH1pbU7a.P7bdoq54i3FINJ.8k#6f742 pattygirl

    one clause that TL has  :  every thing that has Rob , has to include him. MTV First a anyone?  Search Rob in yahoonews TL is comes up too. TL publicists has a special  arrangement and buys space for  news release. usually news last for a week to a month.   

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