Breaking It Down: It’s so obvious! Marsten, Nachos and English men

Man Up with Kristen Stewart...

Dear Kristen,

We just read your GQ article… yea, we were around when it came out a few days ago but it was simply too late to read and break down cause these things take forever. You understand. So of course after this thing trended (srsly?!) we knew we needed to break it down. So here we are…

Also, we feel it necessary to tell you and everyone else we were in the middle of a convo on Obama reelection chances, Mitt Romney and Rick Perry. Cause we care about stuff… then this convo happened…

The One where they still don’t get it but she looks good

I'm going to fwd her the groupon for laser hair removal

UC: we gotta break down Kstew right?
Moon: yea i was just about to say we need to do that…  i need to read it
Moon: im trying to find a link to this crap
UC: go to i-want-to-marry-k-stew.com or something
Moon: How about  Fierce Bitch Stew?
Moon: yes lets read and then talk
UC: okay godspeed
Moon: srsly
Moon: woah… this shit is long
UC: ugh good opener…like.. well written! ciao bella
omg the description of the mexican place… really? “each beer comes with a basket of salty chips & salsa” ugh. it’s a mexcian restaurant
UC: there’s that prepubescent line again- do they do NO research? the majority of twilight fans are NOT teeny bopper girls!  those girls were 7 when the books came out!
Moon: No, because by doing research and they’d be forced to realize we’re not all little kids and then they’d be forced to consider that maybe this thing it’s not  so bad/childish/dumb and they’d have to rethink their preconceived notions they’ve been fed by the cynical media.
Moon: Sorry, that was a mouthful.
UC: i like the photoshoot a lot.. i think it’s one of her best
Moon: yea she does look great!! I want those suits she’s wearing. .. and dude this person is a super krisbian
UC: the author?
Moon: yes, seems that way

Ohhh heeeey... maybe he's english?!

UC: i like how she knows her bodyguard was named HBG…
i feel like it’s a male author, but i have no idea.. probably not.. but i’m reading it like it is
Moon: yea i think its a gay guy… ok back to reading cause i dont know about HBG
UC: oh haha
Moon: whats that mean?
UC: hottie bodyguard… i dind’t know either but i’ve seen it
Moon: i thought they called him agent security blanket. shows how much we know of the krisbian world
UC: i just realized this is the UK version of glamour & that’s why there are misspellings!! i was like “man.. editor missed a bunch”
UC: “Twilight is catnip for those young innocent girls” … out of all the young innocent girls i know who have read it- and i know many- no one has latched on to it like we have or our friends. even KRISTEN doesn’t get it. i feel even MORE alone.. as an adult…
Moon: ks doesnt even get it but I guess that’s like a lot of people who just don’t have that personality type to really get INTO something or enjoy it without caring so much what everyone thinks.
UC: that’s what I was saying!!!  young girls have short attention spans.. they will freak out when the movie comes out again, but they (few) care in between
Moon: “They asked me to do silly things, and I wasn’t a silly kid.” imagine that

Follow the cut for MORE an Nachos!

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Not giving a fuuuucksten. Clearly.

The one where we blame someone else!
UC: omg…  the things we’ve started… she says the terms nonsten & “fucksten” as in i don’t give a fucksten
UC: I just asked Brookelockart… How does it feel that you were the creator of the term “nonsten” and “I don’t give a fucksten” and Kristen mentions them in an article?
she feels pretty good about it. She’d like to thank her dad. and her cats. And dedicates this to all the young girls out there, who, like a cat to catnip, cling to twilight as the ultimate perfection for their young minds to ascribe to and for
Moon: awwww all those years ago with that Single Ladies crew I “interviewed” Good job Brooke
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Rawwrrr!

The One where I really do try and then it comes back to Adam Brody
Moon: and this “you would have to be a brick or a piece of wood not to be able to engage with some of that material.”
HAHAHAHAAH
UC: twilight?
Moon: haha, no about her acting roles. this whole bit about her trying to be unpretentious is HILARIOUS
Moon: ok and still dont like her HAHAHAH
UC: hahaha
Moon: i really go into these things trying to give her a chance!! I swear I do, I really do!
UC: it didn’t change my mind about her… but i didn’t think it was a horrible article i just don’t think i’d get along with her
Moon: it started off interesting enough and then she just blows it EVERY time
UC: she’s not the type of person i’d be around, famous or not what did she do to blow it for you..? i just though it was a eehhh article… i mean until she started talking about babies & then i envisioned her and rob & little teeny tiny babies and puppies and rainbows and my life was complete
Moon: yea thats what it comes down to for me. shes not my people. and thats fine
Moon: the stuff about wanting to be unpretentious and how on the road is her favorite first book and how she’s an actor and she doesnt give a fuck.

We're still not over it

UC: right… she never was my people.. not from the summer before Twi came out & i saw her in that movie with adam brody. is that what it comes back to? I’m just mad she got to kiss Adam Brody? Probably. Subconsciously
Moon: anyone who gets to look at Adam Brody in the flesh for hours a day let, along kiss him is my mortal enemy. I totally understand.
UC: i just hate that she swears every other word & smokes all the time- which she clearly does b/c EVERY INTERVIEWER talks about it. i know SO many of those girls (sent you some pictures of them– member?) and they are the worst
Moon: i remember having a call with my clients at warners when that was coming out and we’re doing promo and i literally said “shes not a big deal… yet” and they didn’t like that. But she wasn’t as big as Adam Brody and Meg Ryan’s weird melty face were.
Moon: HAHAHAHA clearly wasnt into her then and not into her now
UC: right!
Moon its just the attitude i dont respond to… it’s ok to like things. get over it.
UC: what?
Moon: she just seems the type who’s always too cool for everything. And I know a ton of them here in LA. doesnt “understand” why people are into something. doesn’t overtly have any passions or are interested in anything seemingly “normal” or “fun” or “popular”
Moon: I just want to yell at them DUDE it’s OK to like things. it makes you a person and INTERSTING
UC: it seems like it stems from her childhood.. she was in movies.. kids made fun of her b/c that’s what kids do when they are jealous… and so she built up this protective thing- she said it there- and she’s just realizing now as an adult she doesn’t need to
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Kristen's future baby according to some crazies

The one with a BABY!
UC: well …she likes her british boyfriend, Moon.. now be fair.. and their future baby OMG THEY TALKED ABOUT A BABAY
Moon: ZOMG A BABY!!!!
Moon: HAHAAHA that part made me laugh. and so dumb. I’m not going to tell anyone anything. not the name, not anything. Because people care too much. get over yourself
UC: you’re making it WORSE for yourself, girl!
Moon: exactly
UC: they’re gonna start WEBSITES dedicated to your baby.. and it’s name that they’ll figure out b/c they’ll read your lips. just tell them enough and they’ll go away
Moon: or they’ve dress us a nurse, break into the chart room and photo copy the birth certificate. Or break into your email and see the email birth announcement. Since we know they’ve done THAT before.
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The name of my Robsten fanfic

The one where it’s the best business plan EVER!
Moon: DUDE why do i get so annoyed by her? it’s just she rubs me the wrong way in these things. which i know isnt her intention and that sucks but STILL!
UC: promise. you’re not interesting enough without all the secrecy the article didn’t annoy me.. it was just a boring article
Moon: exactly. its all smoke and mirrors because when you take away the magic tricks and secrecy and you get what we read in the article and it’s not that interesting
UC: nothing new… smoke, swear… i’m tired of twilight- it’s amazing changed my life.. I won’t talk about my boyfriend… a kid in hollywood. blah blah
RIGHT… nothing was interesting. i was bored. i breezed it
Moon: she/they have to keep up the facade of secrecy because when everyone finds out how boring the truth really is NO ONE will care. no magazine covers, no bodyguards. in that way she’s a shrewd and savvy actress/business person
UC: hahhaha what if it’s all an act.. just to sell more movie tickets!!
UC: then it’s brilliant
Moon: exactly. but i dont know if i believe she would actually come up with it herself
UC: of course not!
Moon: of course it’s an act it gets her more movies and more money. studios now make movies based off their perceived popularity
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NAAAACHOS

The one where we don’t know if the Brits gets free chips
UC: so that’s an overview- you were rubbed the wrong way… and I was bored..
Moon: yea essentially she just BUGS
UC: oh .. that description of the mexican place… really? “each beer comes with a basket of salty chips & salsa” ugh. remember that? like.. seruiosly GQ writer? is he/she british? Since it was a british mag? never been to a mexican joint?
Moon: didnt it say nachos?
UC: yes…. nachos with homemade salsa
of COURSE
Moon: “NACHOS”… said in my rob accent
UC: haha… i thought that was a bigger deal before i realized i was reading a british magazine
Moon: hahahaa
UC: so i’m guessing the author thought this ‘authentic mexican joint’ tucked in topanga canyon was one in a million
Moon: maybe they dont get free chips with their mexican meals
UC: speaking of that.. you’ve already tracked down all the small mexican places in that area, right? to start stalking?

Free. 'Merica!

Moon: let me yelp this place. theres probably a review about how kristen stewart is there all the time and thinks everyone is looking at her.
(im gonna get killed by krisbians)
UC: hahah i’m pretty sure you said that line before
Moon: I’m pretty sure I say that line like every other day. Some day I’m gonna open the door and there will be an angry mob. Or open the mailbox to some anthrax laced “fan mail”
Moon: and cue every krisbian making a pilgramidge to topanga canyon
UC: yeah– British Readers: Do your mexican places CHARGE you for chips & salsa?
Moon: ps that place is either abulitas or los toros
UC: haha nice. if it’s THAT easy to find… can she really be there as often as they made it seem?
Moon: no one from LA is just traipsing up to topanga canyon. I hate driving west of Fairfax, let alone up the 170.
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It's all so clear, now!

The one where it’s (not) a big revelation
UC: I’m being the devil’s advocate.. I mean. sorta.. i just didn’t think it was as bad as you did. i was just bored
Moon: I didn’t think it was THAT bad she just rubs me the wrong way sadly. Like, I really want to like her, she plays Bella. But alas… no dice.
UC: i didn’t think it was shit my pants on twitter good… TRENDING ON TWITTER good. holy F*ck to use Kristen’s phrase. like really???
UC: and also… b/c all i knew was “it’s trending on twitter “my boyfriend is english” so I thought they did it- she came out & told the world. what I love even MORE is that she didn’t. she didn’t even tell the interviewer in the interview. she said it at a photoshoot. where the interviewer WAS and wouldn’t have said it.. had she known… this wasn’t some big REVELATION…
Moon: you KNOW the editor was like this is boring you need to add something to the author and then he put in that line about my boyfriend is english
UC: haha so true!
Moon: like take that boyfriend part out and it’s like any other kristen interview
UC: and then she says.. all sarcastically “come on guys.. it’s SOOO obvious” and people are freaking “SHE IS FINALLY TELLING US”
UC: no she’s not.. she’s being like “You are dumbasses- you who won’t believe and you who are waiting for us to confirm so your “Side” is justified”
Moon: no she’s probably like DUH it isn’t obvious he’s the guy who’s always cut out of the picture

Super obvious!

UC: “it’s OBVIOUS” move on
Moon: cause who wants to read or see the guy who looks like an old man that 98% of the world doesnt know and his name isnt edward cullen
UC: what? Wait, who are you talking about?
Moon: marcus foster!
UC: hahahahhaa the Englishman she’s OBVIOUSLY dating
Moon: clearly….. conspiracy!!!
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He was born somewhere on this island!

The One where he’s English!
Moon: lets think of all the english guys who could be her boyfriend… besides rob
marcus foster… der
harry potter
UC:Lord Voldemort
Colin Firth
Moon: matthew lewis! id be pissed
UC: SO pissed
Moon: hugh grant
UC: The Princes. Both of them.
Moon: david nivens
UC: both of the harrys
Beckham- his lady on the side
Moon: paul mccartney. he’s still single
UC: Marcus Mumford
Moon: girl fight with carry mulligan!
UC Michael Caine
Moon: HAHAHA
UC: http://hotbritishmen.tumblr.com
UC: All of those guys
Moon: andrew garfield
BITCH!
UC: UGH!
Moon: michael fassbender
mr darcy… no, Mr. COLLINS
Moon: so it’s clearly VERY obvious who her boyfriend is
UC: VERY obvious
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English or obvious or whatever,
Moon and UC

We know you have thoughts, so spill!

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  • ladyofthemeadow

    Kristen’s bodyguard is named HBG – what’s that stand for? Honkin’ Big Guy?! He’s kind of attractive, in a fierce way.

    • natteringyeahrobber

      I wonder if HBG has a twitter account (not a fake one like everyone even marginally related to any of the Twi 3). I mean, now that CW is more or less off Twitter, I need someone else to drunk tweet. Someone else who inspires me to second-hand embarrass myself. He looks like a good candidate. What is he, a jock? Indie? I bet he’s smart.

      • Anonymous

        “What is he, a jock? Indie? I bet he’s smart.”

        I love you like air.

      • Jimmy Knipps

        Lol he’s actually my cousin my from Kentucky. He moved out to LA about 10 years ago trying to be successful and now he’s got this. Pretty sweet gig.

      • Jimmy Knipps

        Lol he’s actually my cousin my from Kentucky. He moved out to LA about 10 years ago trying to be successful and now he’s got this. Pretty sweet gig.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1024183947 Jennifer Allison Spence

      No HBG is hot body guard.  Some ladies started a fb fan page for him here at https://www.facebook.com/KStewsHBG

  • KStewBoy

    Just to let you all know I have a three-quarter English heritage.  And I follow English soccer.  One could even consider me “English” – even though I live in Michigan… I’m just sayin.

    • Anonymous

      is it  you!?

      • KStewBoy

        Unfortunately, no – it is not me (except when I am asleep)…

        And I must say that I really underestimated the mood of the room here – I mean I knew you guys weren’t Krisbians, but whoa – take it easy on the girl.  She’s just trying to figure things out.  Not everyone is meant to be all sweetness and light like (like Emma Stone?)  And she looks great in a short skirt and heels – isn’t that what’s really important?

        • Anonymous

          I have no issues with her. 

        • nocoolname

          Ah, you’re right.  Leave it to the guy to point out that we’re being mean girls.

          I guess I’m just embarrassed in general that I like Twilight and so to think that the girl who is lucky enough to play Bella probably thinks I’m lame stings a little.  So I’m jealous, I guess??

          Also, I’m sick, cranky and at home with five kids while the hubs is out of town.  I need to not think about the hot, rich, young movie star who is not currently covered in spitup and vacuuming up squished goldfish crackers.  Like I said, little bit jealous at the moment…

        • MariaCecilia

          Shucks! And here I was betting my shorts on the fact that what was really important was having a college education, a sense of humour and a taste for expensive booze and quality literature! Guess I know now why Rob isn’t dating ME… :(

          • Loleech

            someone is all literate and still doesn’t get sarcasm.So… no sense of humor!as far as I know, Kstew is harmless, she’s there, but still get to read good books (I guess) and drink good booze.in the end of the day, She’s still get everything you said, AND look great in short skirt and heels. sucks for the rest of us…does she pisses me ? hell yes! but I’m fucking smart, and I realise why Robert wants to be with her and and I get her characteristics. I won’t like what I’ll write here,but We’re all a bunch of jealous bitches looking for hair in eggsheel. no matter what She says, do, improve, dresses,she’ll piss us.

          • Loleech

            OMG. I totally checked if booze.in was a  real website. I would love it forever.

        • Sisterpenguin

          Meh. A bit of acting talent wouldn’t go astray. But then I don’t watch her films or (usually) read the interviews because of that. 

        • Anonymous

          He’s right, she looks great in a short skirt. And I don’t mind the “not sweet” thing. In fact, I like her, and again, she reminds me of me a bit at that age.

          I also get her, and Rob, and a few of the other actors being all, “This was great but it’s sort of second hand embarrassing”. Because I feel the same way. I LUUUURRRVE it, but it’s very difficult to come across as a serious person once people know you are a TwiHard.

          • KStewBoy

            I kinda-sorta love MarbleNutSlut :)

          • Anonymous

            <3 <3 <3 back atcha, punkin.

  • MariaCecilia

    Hm, so you didn’t really break down the fact that Kristen is posing in vintage bathing suits looking like the lady of the manor: what’s with that? Is that her whole new British look or something that she puts on for her boyfriend? Is she in training for a posh accent too? Will she buy a house in Reading and drink English Breakfast? Enroll in English literature at Cambridge?  (Robert, maybe you are but a stepping stone in this young woman’s identity process…?)

    And that isn’t her bodyguard, that is obviously Ben Affleck, in a walking meeting with her about his next movie, which is set in Boston and where she plays a girl from a rough neighbourhood who swears a lot, does drugs and smokes and is self-destructive..wait, why does this sound familiar?

    • Sisterpenguin

      She could be following in the footsteps of Madge (anglo nickname for Madonna) or Gwyneth – you never never know. I can just picture her in the Cotswolds now with flatcap and wellies…

    • natteringyeahrobber

      I bet she’s in training to be Kristin Scott Thomas. I mean, she wouldn’t really even need to change her first name or her initials and she could still be KStew. KST: lady of the manor, kind of icy, always gets the studs (somehow), requests only the hottest tea be sent to her hotel room (I think we all remember what happened when the hotel staff brought her hot water and a tea bag! OOF!). Instead of Boston, maybe it can be set in a rough area of London. But not too rough. Somewhere where you can’t get a decent curry after midnight. Affleck, are you reading today? You can thank us at the Oscars.

  • Michelle

    I was mildly interested in the article. I thought the pics were pretty great…she is quite beautiful and you don’t SEE that very often cause she grubs it up so often. I agree though, she’s not “my people” to steal your line. I couldn’t hang out with someone so sombur and “deep”. Hurts my head. ;) Let’s just laugh and have fun, ya’ll! Someone needs some xanax… ;)

    I must admit (don’t shoot me) I thought it was cute about her “english boyfriend”. I’m all in with it being the chubby in the movie but HOLY HAWT in real life Harry Potter dude. #obvious

  • http://memoramanda.wordpress.com operarose

    Wait, why is there a photo of Colin Firth in a bubble bath? ew.

    • nocoolname

      EW????  Did you just say EW to Colin Firth in a bubble bath???? 

      You are dead to me.

      • http://memoramanda.wordpress.com operarose

        yikes. sure feels lousy to be dead to 14 people. impulsive response made before my morning cup of coffee. where’s the delete button on these comments?!

    • http://memoramanda.wordpress.com operarose

      Colin Firth is not ew.

      Bubble baths are not ew.

      But there’s something about the two together that make me queasy?

      Am I the only one?

      Guess so.

      • Michelle

        Not only one. Agree.

      • lovethesefries

        Me too.

      • lovehigh

        Hahaha.  At first glance I thought it was Neil Patrick Harris and thought, why is he here?  He’s not British.  Hahahaha.

      • MariaCecilia

        At least it’s not a baby picture of Colin Firth lying naked and drooling on a white sheepskin rug…

        • http://memoramanda.wordpress.com operarose

          small miracles.

  • Anonymous

    I’m second-hand famous!!!! Kristen used words that I made up to make fun of the fandom and then the fandom bastardiized my genius.

    You’re welcome.

    • ladyofthemeadow

      I love that! Don’t apologize for inventing the term – it’s brilliant :)

      I think that makes me third-hand famous, for commenting on you being second-hand famous.

      • MariaCecilia

        An the rest of us are only tenthousandfivehundredandseventy-something famous for <3 you!

  • Anonymous

    I am totally with her on the baby thing.  If all goes perfect in Lindsay land when I do get pregnant, I am not going to tell anyone – ever.  They can judge or ask question but im not admitting anything.  The one day, I just dont show up at work anymore. 

    • Michelle

      You can be like the people who are raising their child genderless. They won’t tell people the gender….

      Wow. #NOTnormal

      • Anonymous

        ooh yea, and name it something cryptic like Taylor or Jordan

        • MariaCecilia

          Whazzup!!? Is Taylor Lautner a GIRL???!!

      • JennB33

        That is a terrifying movement. I don’t advocate dressing girls in only pink or boys in only blue, etc. but for chrissake, give the kids something to identify with! BTW – my daughter wears all pink – by her choice – and my son loves trucks (but his favorite color is pink and he loves to have his nails polished). They have both been raised the same way.

    • Anonymous

      You may get away with it for most of the pregnancy, if you are tall. I am not tall, but I think I could sqeeze into my normal clothes the first five months. One guy did say he thought I was just putting on weight when I finally had to wear something more roomy.

      • Anonymous

        No, Im 5’4 and sqautty.  I’d show at 6 weeks

        • Anonymous

          I’m 5′ 4″, you might be surprised.  But then you wake up one day during your 6th month and BAM!, where did that come from.  I swear I like double in size overnight.  Maybe not.

      • MariaCecilia

        He said that? And then you socked him in the face, right?

  • http://twitter.com/AmberRMW Amber

    I was pretty sure it was impossible to love Moon more, but then she slyly sneaks in Marsten. THAT is EPIC LOVE y’all!

    Also, can I go in the hall of fame with Brooke for coming up with Marsten? I mean, I DO have the gchat records to prove it. No matter if someone else stole it and made it a Twitter account. (I’m just mad I didn’t think of it first.)

    • Anonymous

      can i be co-marsten thinker upper? 

      maybe?

      bueller?

  • Anonymous

    You guys are going to get slaughtered by the Krisbians. 

    I think she looks HAWT in these pics. I didn’t read the article, but I have a twitter account so I know all about it. Actually, I had to turn off twitter—it was like severing a limb!—but I could not stand the bitchy TOLD YA ZOMG MY BF IS ENGLISH BAH SUCK IT NONSTENS that was cluttering my stream. Good lord. 

    I like KStew but am fully Team Not My Biz-sten and I think you are nuts-sten.

    I did read a few things and…FULL DISCLOSURE I think Kristen is lovely, overall. She reminds me of me a bit, when I was 20 and took myself and everything else way too tweed. Also I totally swear too much so I can’t fault her for that. BUT!

    I am concerned she is turning into Gweneth Paltrow, in her “I have been immersed in Hollywood since birth in one form or another and I have No Clue that life could be otherwise. So I say ridiculous things and then go: “you know?” *head tilt*” as if ANYBODY ELSE’S life is like that. ( I refer specifically to anything GP has said in GOOP, and the fact that GOOP exists. I used to enjoy GP, now I want to stab her.) And then tries to play off all “authentic”. NOPE. 

    Lastly, since a large group of people take their relationship status WAY TOO SERIOUSLY and it seems like that much emotional investment in the relationships of complete strangers is maybe a signifier of some sort of mental imbalance: What happens when they break up? ***what if they break up before BD Part 2?!?!?!?!****
    will the Robsteners boycott? I bet they will. The emergency psych wards will be stretched to capacity. 

    • natteringyeahrobber

      I didn’t read the article, I only read reactions to it on Twitter (Twitter is sort of like the super biased Cliff Notes version of anything). According to Twitter, she said she reads nonsten and robsten and fucksten blogs – that sort of was the “big reveal” to me, more so than the English boyfriend thing. C’mon she basically stated that she (and by she I’m sure she means all celebrities, but mostly Rob) reads Twi blogs.

      And if she’s not reading LTT and LTR, what the F is she wasting her time on? :)

      As for GP – I can’t even go to her blog. But MNSlut, you really need to see this, if you haven’t already. http://kottke.org/11/04/a-dramatic-reading-of-gwyneth-paltrows-cookbook

      • MariaCecilia

        Boy, you people are a treasure trove of information – I don’t know crap about GP – didn’t she just turn up on the map when she was cast in “Seven”? Are you saying she had a career as a child movie star and is being all coy about it? I really had no idea about her background..I’ve just been admiring her bone structure for years.:)

        • Anonymous

          Nope:
          “Paltrow was born in Los Angeles, California. She is the daughter of Blythe Danner, an actress, and Bruce Paltrow, a film and television director and producer”

          And yes, good bone structure. But I think the final straw was some article in which she was asked about being a “working mother”, and her response was something like, “A weekly facial, massage and pedicure are ESSENTIAL.”

          And then I burnt her in effigy.

          • MariaCecilia

            Consider her burnt.

      • The Old One

        Really, if KStew doesn’t/hasn’t read LTR/LTT, and enjoyed it, she would lose a lot of cool points in my book.  

    • Anonymous

      “I used to enjoy GP, now I want to stab her.”
      ILY.

      Oh, and that cookbook reading just enriched my life a thousand fold.

      • Anonymous

        that cookbook reading is my favorite thing.

    • MariaCecilia

      Hey, if they do break up before BD2 they’ll just go back to being ambigious about their relationship again, and then the Robsteners will think they are just being cute about covering up the fact that they are having a baby..everyone’s happy and Summit wins!!

    • Stella

      I totally thought of Gweneth Paltrow too!  The baby deal too. I have always had a theory that Apple and Moses are not their real names.  I think she threw that out to the press and their names are really Kelly and Tim or something else completely banal (no offense to Kelly or Tim, I do like those names, I am just sayin…).  There must be a class that Hollywood kids must all attend.  I am sure Gweneth probably let Kristen borrow her Cliff Notes!  Don’t be surprised if Kristen has a baby some day named Orange or British or Moon or UC even!  

  • Sisterpenguin

    I’m with UC – boring! She looks spiffing in the fashion shoots so good on her but other than that, meh.  What more do you expect of Anglo GC?

    An English boyfriend, so many options! Why not Hugh Laurie? or Lee Evans? And as an Australian that’s been living in the UK for… ok, I’m trying not to think about that, if only because it makes me feel old. Anyways, as a reader in the UK: if you can manage to FIND a mexican restaurant with decent food you don’t really care about the cost of the corn chips. Saying that there is a reasonable one in Worcester

    • MariaCecilia

      Why settle for ONE English boyfriend, let me break out the list!? And if you can tip me off about decent places to eat in the UK, I’ll take any advice I can get, after eating godawful Indian, Chinese and British grub too many times…*shudders* That’s it, Rob and Kristen: I’m moving in!

      • Sisterpenguin

        Yeah but all the cute English dudes (and the British ones) seem to be heading to the states. So not fair. Most of the ones around here are pasty and floppy (not marble-like at all) with weird ruddy cheeks. 

        As for food, hmm, Cubana near Waterloo, Wagamama anywhere major, a fab teashop in Exeter, The Stagg Inn on the Welsh boarders or a surprisingly great thai in Worcestershire (come visit, I’ll take you). That’s not a great haul after 15+years. 
        Actually it’s cheaper and yummier to buy a ticket to Sydney

  • Dbush

    I like r/k but i feel like both their interviews come off like this everytime Rob has one everyones all he’s so sad ,he hates twi. he hates his fans. This kstew interview to some thinks she’s full of herself which i don’t think i did use to think she was uptight but after the eclipse commentary i heard her laughing a lot and having fun so then i thought maybe it is the media attention that makes her come off the way she dose. I guess I get it i know in 08/09 Rob said he didn’t want fame actually they both said it s*** i don’t want fame.
    They have something to look forward to twi is ending and i think alot of the jobs they get are due to twi not their relationship. She’ll go back to all the indie roles like b4 twi which i think she really wants. I don’t think the i want talk abot my bf is a ploy to stay interesting. I just really think they think it’s no ones business and people are going to believe what they want so why talk about it. Well i’m a fan so i’m being to serious so i’m going to end it there.

    • rob’smate

      Do you seriously know what this man was thrown into at the age of 22 with no background whatsoever. That’s hard, people literally fell in love with him over night. “Rob this Rob that”. Always wanting something from him. People going nuts before the movie even came out, he would seriously freak out whilst at the fan events he is the one who did the major promotion for this movie franchise. SO HOW DARE YOU, yes he complaints but then goes on to say he appreciates it and i ADMIRE that.

      In the case of Kristen she just comes across as a girl who needs a serious ATTITUDE CHECK, yes i said it. LET THEM COME (Krisbians). She says “oh i’m not going say this and this” and ends up saying it. She is fueling the fire herself. I know Rob isn’t innocent though in this don’t get me wrong but he just lights up whenever he is around her he might not say it but he shows it.

  • nocoolname

    Well here’s this:  I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about KStew because I am a grownup and all, but it does kind of make me sad that she seems to not like Twilight very much.  It bugs me for two reasons:  One, it’s SUPER FUN to like Twilight.  Right?  Two, now when I watch Twilight I’m going to be thinking about how Kristen and Rob hate the fans that made them millions and think we’re all 14 and stupid and how they’re so much cooler than us.

    Screw it.  I’m just going to go back to the books which are what it’s all about anyway.  THOSE are still fun and I feel like SM doesn’t hate her fans.

    • Michelle

      Okay, I have to re-read…I thought in that article – maybe it’s the Glamour one – she said she DID like Twi and that Rob didn’t. Her and Taylor liked the books, etc. so she’d rather sit by Tay during the movies, etc. b/c of that? Am I making this up? LOL.

      • Dbush

        Yeah she did say her and tay were fans of twi. in Glamour .

      • nocoolname

        I don’t know, I didn’t read the Glamour article.  I guess I just get the feeling that she is glad to be done with all that Twilight silliness so she can get on to making REAL films.  And I don’t really disagree with that.  I might feel the same if I were her.  (Honestly, the Twilight movies are not exactly the pinnacle of movie-making artistry.  We all know that.)  It just makes ME feel a little foolish, being one of those FANS.  How very uncool of me.

        Wow, I am in a bad mood today!  I need to close the laptop and go play with my kids!!

        • MariaCecilia

          But then, we always knew that Rob and Kristen were much cooler than us, seeing as they have about one million fans more than we do, right? It’s only a question of time, though, before I’m discovered by Lars von Trier, and then my career will really take off! Not.

    • Dbush

      I’m sure they both do like twi but some fans go to far stalking,Hacking, Robsten videos i get it. Fans can get kinda creepy have you been on youtube.

      • Anonymous

        So many fans are creepy. And the thing is, it’s usually the Robsteners.

        I think I need to go to therapy to find out why I don’t care where R and K put their naughty bits, but Robsteners bug the shit out of me. That would be a fascinating case study.

        • gizmo

          You know, I agree with you on this. Because isn’t it more natural to want to cut the bitch who’s doing your fantasy man? All in good humour, of course. I find it extremely unnatural and pervy to fantasize about their love making and getting overly excited about the prospect of the 2 of them together in any way. Because I tend to just mentally cut out the other (real life half) from my boy crush daydreams.
          This fanatical celebration of 2 people’s lovelife just creeps me out.

          • MariaCecilia

            Creepy indeed. When you lovingly fantasize about your ex-boyfriend (correction: fantasy boyfriend) and his current girlfriend getting it on, you are only one step away from boiling someone’s bunny…

          • Anonymous

            Ugh. Yeah. I don’t want to cut KStew, because I am aware that she is not the reason Rob and I are not together. It’s not like he’s  all: “OH! Marble Nut Slut! If only I didn’t feel this crushing obligation to Kristen Stewart we could be together. Let’s just gaze longingly at each other across crowded rooms forever.”

            Reality is, WHEN we meet, in some sort of social situation, not a horribly awkward fan situation, he will be like “KSTEW WHO?! MNS FOR-EVA”

            Yes. It will be like that. *nods*

          • KStewBoy

            Marble – you have the scenario nailed down exactly as I see it too!  Then as Kristen stands alone – and before she can begin weeping – I will swoop in and take her arm.  The two of us will lock eyes, and she will forget Mr. WhatsHisName immediately.  Of course that’s how IT will happen.

          • Anonymous

            YES! I am happy to be your wingman in that scenario. We make an excellent team, you and I.

    • Anonymous

      Well said.  They may hate it because they were driven to that point. It’s sad to think we treat entertainers or anyone famous like Gods, as if their shiz don’t stink.  They are good at what they do, but it would be nice if all the craziness stopped. 

      • MariaCecilia

        “No wonder I have lost my wits:
        Oh Celia, Celia, Celia shits!”

    • Sisterpenguin

      I think this is the time to admit I’m up to “Selfish” in Eclipse (again). 

    • MariaCecilia

      She’s always been fiercely protective of the books, so in that respect it’s undeniably true that she loves Twilight. I guess what she has been uncomfortable about is the whole “famous with fans” business that comes in the wake of the movies being hugely successful. And that makes her come off as superior and snotty in interviews sometimes, but really, I think she is just under pressure and feels awkward… Hey, Kristen, we could trade places if you like? I have this really great position for you if you’re interested? ;)

    • http://memoramanda.wordpress.com operarose

      Well said, ncn (I will be civil even though you said I’m dead to you.) I don’t spend too much time thinking about her either, but I believe it is difficult to get a sense of who she is from these interviews. 

      Through the years I’ve read articles that lead me to believe she’s protective and proud of her work on Twilight, and other times I’ve read that she’s sick of the fandom and can’t wait to get the whole show over with. 

      I suspect neither is completely true (or un-true). It’s the magazine writers and editors who are trying to get a more sensational story out of a girl who is young, gorgeous, has a hot boyfriend (who she refuses to talk about), thinks the world sorta revolves around her (who doesn’t at 20/21 years old) and… that’s about it. They’re out to sell magazines and don’t really care about preserving her image. (I imagine Rita Skeeter writing all of these articles about her.) Sensational articles are just a part of the Hollywood game. Maybe she doesn’t play the game so well, but she certainly has a fiercely loyal fanbase and that means she’s doing something right.

      By the way – yes to Stephenie Meyer. It’s better to keep in mind what really matters: without her, we really wouldn’t have Twilight. Without Kristen, we would just be complaining about (or praising) another little starlet.

  • lovethesefries

    Yawn.  When I read the article, it just reminded me of that other one she did last year (Elle, maybe?) where they went to another “shack” of a restaurant in the middle of nowhere.  It also really made me want some nachos and beer.

    I don’t really understand the point of this interview.  You don’t like fame, you’re glad Twilight is done, you wish you had privacy.  Is that anything new?  Also, when you’re always being soooo careful to keep everything private would you really just “accidentally” blurt out “my boyfriend is English”?  And then “oh oops I didn’t realize!”  Please.  I guess I’m kind of with UC in the fact that I thought the entire thing was meh.  I’m a little over it all.

    • Anonymous

      Agreed. I think the “I am not talking about it” thing is sort of childish. I get not wanting your private life spelled out in detail, but just: “Yes, we’re dating. No, I don’t want to talk about it.” is sort of standard practice. The Will They Won’t They is tiresome.

      The eating at shacks thing the the false authenticity thing I was talking about in my screed. A Mexican Restaurant! With Beer! How DROLL.

    • Munkee

      She could, you know, refuse to be on the cover of a magazine.  Nobody makes them.

      • Anonymous

        to be fair, they sort of are under obligation to the studios to promote their movies. and promoting themselves as actors is good business practice for them and for the studios. It also depends what is in their contract.

    • guest

      She didn’t blurt if out she was talking to some one the day b4 the interview off the record and didn’t know he was interviewing her he used her off the record convo about england.

    • MariaCecilia

      Poor girl: imagine being asked to do interviews year after year, being asked the same questions and having nothing new to say? Rob is getting there too, poor guy, rehashing the same comments in a desperate attempt to do his job.

      Why can’t they just make things up instead? Like: “I had a passionate affair when I was 17 and it turned out she was my estranged half-sister.” or “When I get off the promotion tour of BD1 I am going to be working for Medecins Sans Frontières in Sudan for a month.” or “I never told anyone this, but I actually killed one of my teachers in high school and got away with it.” So much more interesting for everyone!

      • guest

        I agree all the interviews are geting boring it’s nothing new it’s been 3 years how much can you say i think they are holding on by a thread.

      • ladyofthemeadow

        Yes! Imagine being asked the same questions repeatedly (I think Rob has mentioned this too). And at 17 (or whatever) you have so little life experience to speak about.

    • Anonymous

      The thing about talking about your relationship K (although I agree, it is much classier to go the Jay-Z Beyonce route than go cover of OK), is that it would give you something exiting to say? I haven’t read many KStew articles. I find her likable enough. I think she comes across like most young people. I always think, okay, your ass knows your getting interviewed a million times a year, same questions. I am not the kind of gal that thinks about interesting things to say before I have conversations, but if I had 50 interviews to do in the next year, I think I would arrange to be that kind of gal.
      Wouldn’t have to make stuff up, just think of a few things to say beforehand. Give some shape the article. Talk about glitter lube…..with expressive hand motions….
      Unrelated: I was chatting with a guy at work today at lunch, and there was an exercise infomercial on the tv, and inspired by my mention of the shake weight/wiggle weight, he did the jerk off hand motion in a funny way. Making grown ups you don’t know do air jerking off! Hooray! 

      • guest

        I would think it was weird  that they didn’t just come out and say weather or not but then i thought jayz and beyonce did the same thing they would never confirm or talk about each other and everybody was  going crazy well in my circle next thing we know they are married and lasting so i guess people have to do what works for them . I mean really no needs them to say anything she’s righ it’s SO OBVIOUS so why talk about it.

      • Anonymous

        Making strangers do the jerk off motion is secretly the only reason the shake weight was invented.

  • Cazza

    I’m British, waves my flag!  

    Alright, to answer the Mexican restaurant question.  Eating out in a Mexican rest. is VERY expensive compared to the States.  You guys would have a seizure at how much we pay for that stuff.  The free supply of chips and salsa does not happen.  We have to pay for everything in the UK….remember, it’s a country where you ask for a diet coke and receive a small glass for approx. $5 with no free refills.  Mexican restaurants are also not as popular as say Indian restaurants.  We lurvve our curries in the UK more than tortillas and refried beans!

    x

    • natteringyeahrobber

      Just read this after I made a comment about curries. My BIL and SIL lived there and went out for curries all the time. So envious. There are so many Mexican restaurants where I live (most are sadly mediocre) and hardly any Indian restaurants (all mediocre). Like, I’ve heard you can get curry for breakfast! For dessert! Whenever!  With beer! They hated the UK weather but stuck around for a long time due to the curry access, as well as the fact Graham Norton walked his dog near their apartment. The little things.

      • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

        *gloats* I live in So Cal. We have better Mexican food than Mexico.

        • Gemma Thompson-Hailstone

          I’ve always said that!!! So Cal born and raised! We are so spoiled here!

    • Sisterpenguin

      Eating anything over here is expensive. And tricky to find sour cream *sigh*

    • Simplydazzled

      Yeah. I live in a village and we have 3 curry houses lol

    • natalie_MKH

      Blasphemy!!

    • MariaCecilia

      The best Mexican food I ever had was in a fancy restaurant in Tucson, Arizona. My son took his first bite and then froze and said, with round eyes “Oh, it’s so good! I don’t want to swallow!” :)

  • blackgirltwihard

    are “English” and “British” interchangeable

    • Michelle

      english = from england, british = from britain – two sep places, just next to each other!
      (I think…)

      • Simplydazzled

        Britain is England, Scotland and Wales. The UK includes the British Isles and Northern Ireland!!

      • Nelle

        Great Britain= England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland but people tend to use them interchangeably.

        • Anonymous

          To me the are all separate.  If I say British I am referring to those from England, like my cousins.  I didn’t know Northern Ireland was part of Britain until resently.  I guess I should know that since I have family from England and Ireland.   

    • Sisterpenguin

      NO!!!! Not unless you want impaling from any Scots, Welsh or Northern Irish person

      • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

        you said it, Sassenach ;)

        • Anonymous

          Saddenach! Say it again

        • The Old One

          Can we highjack this thread and talk about Sassenachs being impaled by hot Scots instead of KStew?  Please?

        • Sisterpenguin

          Oi! Easy tiger! The next most dangerous thing is to call an Australian an English person… 

          • lovethesefries

            Yikes…I did that exact thing the other night.  Met an Australian guy in a bar, and because the music was so loud (that’s my excuse) I couldn’t really hear his accent well so I said “are you English?”  He was like “Heyyy don’t insult me!”  Oops. 

          • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

            Lol,, I’m part Scot and Welsh, I can say it. ;)

          • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

            Hee hee hee… and I threw cabers today so that makes me uberScot ;)

          • Sisterpenguin

            You’re Scwelsh ;-) We shall revenge ourselves on these Anglo heathens.

      • MariaCecilia

        “Impaling” in a good way, or in a medieval way? Rob is English, right?

        • Sisterpenguin

          Medieval way – they do like a bit of fight. Yep, Rob’s a Pom, from foggy London-town

    • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

      British refers to England, Scotland, Wales, the surrounding isles and Northern Ireland.

      English is English.

      Am I right?

      • Anonymous

        no not all the surrounding isles are part of Britain e.g. Ireland

        • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

          I meant the small islands, like the Orkney and Shetland Islands.

          Or… if we want to really get specific…
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10

          • Anonymous

            learning is fun

          • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

            oops, and I still confused the UK with Great Britain… those little Islands trip me up.

          • Cazza

            Officially on all passports, The United Kingdom (UK) of Great Britian (GB).  It can get very confusing.  And yes, as said before, that includes Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland.  

            I’m Scottish, I speak English, if somebody asks where I’m from, I’ll either say Scotland or Britain/the UK.  My biggest pet peeve is when people think Britain just means England – trust me, it doesn’t.  We are all attached (Scotland, England & Wales), except for Northern Ireland which is across the Irish Sea.

            x

          • MariaCecilia

            Sigh. I love the small islands…Skye, Iona, Staffa – here I come! Aren’t those puffins adorable?

        • ChillinWithCullens

          Pukesten, just wanted to let you know I am in LOVE with your name!

          • KStewBoy

            I’m not sure I get it… can we have a lesson, please?
            Puke = Puke
            Sten = Kristen
            Pukesten = not a fan of KS?  Am I close?

          • MariaCecilia

            As I’ve said before, I am not 100 % with these English abbrevies but I think Nonsten means “KristenandRobareNOTtogether” Pukesten means “IamsosickofthisharpingaboutRobandKristenIcouldpuke” and Crapsten means “Idon’tgiveacrapwho’sbonkingwhom”. Please correct my silly foreign mistakes, anyone knowledgeable?

          • The Old One

            You used “whom” correctly!  You get an A+ in English!

          • Anonymous

            Those have also been my assumptions. But I do remember when I was new to the Twi, and didn’t know what anyone was talking about half the time.

          • Anonymous

            I am still confused with the dumpster.

          • MariaCecilia

            I think that goes back to a post I didn’t read a couple of years back, after seeing Rob in the vicinity of a dumpster in a pap picture and making up a whole story about how that is where he met up with whoever he was currently shagging. “Do me behind the dumpster, Rob” being the lead word.

    • http://memoramanda.wordpress.com operarose

      Found this on Google. Put on your tweed! http://blog.cgpgrey.com/the-united-kingdom-great-britain-england-venn-diagram/ 

      • The Old One

        Even more complex than I thought!

  • Munkee

    It comes down to this:  she’s young, gorgeous, rich, screwing Rob…and I wouldn’t mind trading places.  

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    LOLZ at “she feels pretty good about it. She’d like to thank her dad. and her cats.”
     
    Not sure how I feel about Ditta VonStew pics. #wrongSilhouetteForThatLook

    • JodieO

      Those big britches make her look boxy.  And the crazy photo shopping does NOT help.  It makes her look like a paper doll that someone pasted granny panties onto. 

      I really don’t understand the need to photo shop her so heavily. Is she covered in giant pirate scars and tattoos?

      • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

        Hell, I’d like her if she were covered in giant pirate scars and tattoos… or at least pirate tattoos.

    • Anonymous

      yeh not your typical GQ cover girl
      glad I’m still not the only one left that the krisbian virus hasn’t infected
      I.will.never.get.it.

  • http://www.talksupe.wordpress.com snowwhitedrifted

    I want chips and salsa.

    • natteringyeahrobber

      And cold beer.

      • MariaCecilia

        And I just had it! Just saying…it’s Friday night. Tequila’s next on the menu.

  • http://twitter.com/AmberRMW Amber

    Um, I was relooking at the hottie bodyguard up there. Um, I kind of hope she’s hitting that too cause DAYUM! 

  • MarstenIsReal

    I loved this so much! I was hoping for more Marsten, but just the fact Marcus was mentioned as a potential boyfriend is a good start. However, he is the REAL boyfriend. Marsten lives!!!!

  • Anonymous

    forget kstew…there’s restaurants in topanga canyon?? i stayed with some friends there a few years ago…in a tent. and the neighbors on one side lived in a school bus. on the other side? a broke down RV with no electricity or running water. apparently i was on the wrong side of the canyon.

  • Stella

    Moon, you nailed it on the head….”I just want to yell at them DUDE it’s OK to like things. It makes you a person and INTERESTING!”  I am a fan, but the blase deal BUGS!  The few articles I’ve read, I just want her to lighten up.  I think it is just immaturity [yea immaturity…like me (an old gal myself) is so mature discussing this!!].  I went back-packing in Alaska with a friend in college and we saw Kodiak grizzly bears eating salmon out of a creek in the wild and I was totally blown away.  The friend I was with responded, “ah a bear’s a bear.”  It was so startling blase I wanted to smack some sort of excitement into her!  Sort-a how I feel with Kristen.  

    • MariaCecilia

      “They’re NOT BEARS!!” (is what you should have said)

      • Stella

        hahhahhaha   

  • Anonymous

    Not to diminish Kristen’s beautiful GQ photo shoot… but I honestly believe if any one of the LTT ladies here were selected for any of the fashion spreads Kristen has appeared in… and had the same top-notch staff styling wardrobe, hair and makeup… plus lighting, filters and a well skilled fashion photographer… equal compliments would apply.  We all have our own unique beauty to begin with.  Adding these professionals to the mix merely helps to enhance it.

    Thanks UC and Moon for another fabulous breakdown!

    • MariaCecilia

      Please add me some professionals! Pretty please!

      • Anonymous

        Since we all may not be able to meet up for either of the two remaining premieres — how about if there were to be say an LTT gathering/reunion in the near future? 

        We could have it at a spa-like resort and all get the full royal treatment. Then after all the wonderful pampering and beautifying (and perhaps some tasty ‘beverages’)… we would have our own Vanity Fair Twilight (LTT) group photo outside on the spa grounds.

        Humm… I wonder if these places have early-bird/group booking discounts? Keeping it reasonably priced so we all can make it.  And with enough advanced notice… so we all can start filling our “LTT Trip” jars.

    • ladyofthemeadow

      We should ask TeamSeth to do a Ladies of LTT calendar!!  We just need the top-notch staff styling wardrobe, hair and makeup, etc.

      • Anonymous

        Fantastic idea!!

  • sw_twi_fan

    I think I’m a Krisbian
    because I have the opposite reaction to the article.  I identify with her because she is so not
    comfortable with a lot of things and she’s not a people person.  Reading about other stars that seem to be
    perfect depresses me more.  She’s someone
    who is not the Hollywood ideal, but is successful, so it makes me feel better
    knowing that you don’t have to be a mainstream people pleaser. 

    Yet, I don’t think I
    would be friends with her or Rob because they seem too deep and intellectual
    for me.  I’m a Star Wars/Twilight nerd,
    not exactly OTR or Cosmopolis stuff. 
    Moon and UC would definitely not be friends with me because it would take
    me too long to catch on to their wit and sarcasm. You can tell I have a lot of
    self-confidence, right?

     

    One more thing.  I met my first unicorn today!  He’s actually a co-worker and we were talking
    about the Hunger Games books.  He then said
    the Twilight books and movies were good. 
    This is a married man with two grown kids and he’s a volunteer
    firefighter.  Totally not what I expected.  We couldn’t continue the convo, but I was
    kind of excited.  Not that I would
    continually talk about Twi with him in the future, but it’s cool when you find
    a guy who likes Twilight.

  • Pammy

    I love you guys so much!!!! I think Rob would just love you too!! Thank you for making me laugh and making me feel “normal!”. Can we meet in the middle (Nashville) and have a big party? :-)

  • gizmo

    The thing that always ends up bugging me the most is when she yaps about her views on education and the whole “above it” attitude. It’s pretty ignorant and spoken like a true smart ass privileged kid. And I know it’s been said many times before. She should just learn not to go there, period. Because in there is criticism of the rest of us fools that follow the rules and don’t question authority figures thus not being true rebels or whatever. It’s always implied.
    But there’s that little tidbit saying how her teachers failed her, how the system failed her. I would say her parents failed her for not prioritizing appropriately. I’d say school before movies, but maybe that’s just me. Sure, the system is flawed, but it’s there for a reason. High school is uncomfortable for everybody at one point or another, but most people don’t have the luxury to bail the first chance they get and still live such a prestigious lifestyle.Of course there are other ways of educating yourself, and sure, she’s a bright girl but there is a socialization process to school which “Come on guys, it’s so obvious I don’t know the first thing about”.

    And here I go, sounding like another brand of smartass. I’m cranky. 

    “Come on guys, it’s SO obvious.” We need this on a T-shirt. And “My boyfriend is English”.

    Moon, you nailed it, she’s not my people either.
    Also t-shirt material. 

    So much of it in this interview.

    • Anonymous

      I totally agree I think she is the biggest rebel with absolutely no cause. you are a Hollywood actress. end off. you’re job is to pretend to be somebody else for a few hours a day so we can go to the cinema and forget about real life for a few hours. I actually think she is well aware of this abs that she isn’t even good at this job and it’s why she’s so at pains to pretend she’s cool and obscure and so above the obligatory fame that comes with it. quit trying to create this pretentious persona so that we well think you are interesting, you are not tge female belushi or depp. its irritating and insulting to our intelligence (most of us being university educated. this is why I don’t like her not cos she’s with rob and the only reason he’s not with me *eyeroll*

  • Kristy Cisneros

    “My boyfriend’s English”…yea Lord Voldemort!!! Bwahaha!!! PRICELESS!!! STILL DON’T like her!!!

  • Anonymous

    I think if I was KStew in an interview, I would talk about how The Vamp exists, and The SparkleLotus has yet to be made. Or it has been made, and is slow to go out on the market. 

  • Anonymous

    It would have be a niche market. Sex toys for straight men with Twilight and KStew interest. The SparkleLotus is for you! 
    Oh my kids, Google Succu Dry. I think SparkleLotus would be nicer. 

  • ItsJustMe

    I’m not a fan of Kristen but I don’t blame her about being uptight about the psycho fans (if she is – I haven’t read any of her interviews). But I noticed the glaring disparity when both she and Johnny Depp compared celebrity to being raped. She was crucified (at least what I read on twitter) but with Johnny people just nodded their heads and said, “he’s just saying it like it is.” Double standard much?

    Side note – anyone else call themselves a TwiDork instead of TwiHard? I consider myself a dork in general though so it’s more fitting for me.

    • MariaCecilia

      I’d like to think of myself as a TwiPerson, IF you don’t mind!

    • Anonymous

      I prefer TwiNerd. I can get so tweed about this shit it’s embarrassing…but only like 20 minutes into the conversation when I realize everyone else has glazed eyes or has walked away. :)

      And, yes, I did notice the whole K/Depp discrepancy.

      • ItsJustMe

        I was talking about movies with a girl I had just met and I freely admitted that I liked the Twilight saga. She just laughed and said I was brave to admit that. I smiled, shrugged and said I knew I probably shouldn’t admit it, but I do! She still talks to me so I guess she’s not holding it against me. :)

  • JennB33

    Stew’s boyfriend is OBVIOUSLY Rick from the Young Ones. Haven’t seen it? Look it up! He’s an anarchist on the outside, but inside he’s a chicken-shit.
    Also, love how they have MAN UP next to her on the cover…. Talk about clever placement!

    • Anonymous

      she thinks she’s so bad as that I think vivian would be more her type!!

      • Sisterpenguin

        No no no! You paint evil images. Keep the god Adrian Edmondson out of this. He’s married to Ab Fab’s Jennifer Saunders and makes great music on his lute (NOT a euphemism – check YouTube)

    • Anonymous

      “Hey Kristen, do you like Human League?”

  • Anonymous

    I was considering donning the “I don’t get Rob” mantle since TeamSeth is a little busy this week and asking whether if KS is not your people if Rob can still be your people… ’cause whether or not “it’s obvious” that they’re dating, it is obvious that they enjoy each other’s company.  But then I remembered how many of my husband’s friends I like and then I meet their wives and can’t stand them.  So I retract my devil’s advocate query.

    • Sisterpenguin

      I’m with ya. (Braces for stoning) Rob to me seems pleasant enough but just another pasty-faced pom

  • TeamSeth

    I am soooooooooo behind on LTT. I feel like the world went on without me. Like I’ve been on a mission to Mars or something and now I’m back. That weird time thing, where it’s like 1 year for me but 100 years for everyone else. Something from Ender’s Game? Am I going crazy… again.

    • http://letterstotwilight.com UnintendedChoice

      WELCOME BACK LOVE!!!

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