Send (us) Twilight your Holiday Wishes!

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Dear LTT-ers,

You know how on like December 20th you remember CRAP I haven’t sent/done/made/mailed the Christmas cards yet and I REALLY wanted to include Kellan/Rob/Taylor/Nikki /Stephenie/Summit/the person who created those Twilight bandaids on my list. Well have NO fear because we have you covered. Inspired by “Wish the Obama’s Well for 2012” and our pal Bella Not an Addikt, we’ve created this totally fake AWESOME form for you to send your Holiday Greetings, thanks, and New Year’s hopes to anyone in the Twilight Universe!

Want to share you 2012 wishes with Kristen or tell Solomon how much you wish he would have a cameo in BD2? This is the place… we will see to it that they get delivered… right to our inbox! Then if we laugh hard enough or our cold, dead hearts cry a little your entry may be featured next week right here on LTT!

Holiday Wishes

And as is tradition here at LTT/LTR here is our 2011 Christmas card… now imagine we printed these, wrote your name and address in calligraphy on the envelope, mailed with the a christmas stamp to your house and it’s currently hanging on your fridge/Xmas card holder. Awwww…. isn’t that a nice thought?!


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Happiest of Christmases, Hanukkah’s, Chrismukkah’s, Festivas’s and whatever else you may celebrate! We love you!
Moon & UC

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  • Anonymous

    Dear Aro: These children in my house, I have a suspicion they are Immortal Children. Come investigate.
    Thanks, Holiday Hangover Bella.

    (srsly, it’s 8:30am and I had lots of wine last night. They are arguing about play dough. Grounds for immolation? I think yes.)

    • Anonymous

      Is it the red eyes or them sucking the life out of you that gave it away?

      • TeamSeth

        Sister, please! We all know how much immortals like playdough. ;)

        • Anonymous

          It’s the sucking the life out of my *while* doing play dough. ;)

    • Anonymous

      Mine are very angry they can’t open any Christmas presents yet. They are allowed to open one tonight, and that is not good enough for them! 

      • TeamSeth

        I’m blaming your husband since he’s the Christmas fanatic.  Did Santa come for everyone this year? I know how not *everyone* believes this year… that kind of magic isn’t real because it cannot be taught. ;)

        • Anonymous

          Kids are smart, he dropped that subject like it was hot and happily sat on Santa’s lap. When Santa (who was really one of my bosses at the company kids Christmas party) asked if they kids had been good my littler one found it appropriate to mention the most outrageous thing the older one had done this year. 

  • Notanaddikt Bella

    I miss Buttcrack Santa… you know what you guys still need in your shop? A Buttcrack Santa HIPFLASK! 

    • MariaCecilia

      Should it be really tiny or a more..eh..realistic size? Hey, I know: make it a cluster of tiny bottles in a hip-net!

      • Notanaddikt Bella

        There should be a tiny version for the kids (get ‘em started on that booze early!) and a large version or a collection of small versions for adults! Boy, this is going to be such a success.

      • Anonymous

        Oh. MiGawd. Now I really want that. A cluster of tiny bottles. That would be the best Twilight present ever.

  • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

    Dear Eclipse,

    I’d forgotten how nothing really happens during your first 200 pages.  For Christmas please get to the good stuff faster.  It’s hard to stay awake while I read you in bed with half a buzz on.

    • MariaCecilia

      Or you could dog-ear the “relevant” parts before you start reading. It helps. Really.

      • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

        Oh – and for Christmas I want a new job:

        http://www.imagebam.com/image/cb9652151664971

        • Anonymous

          I think a firehose would get the job done double quick, then you could wear a fireman’s uniform and everybody would be happy in their own special ways

          • TeamSeth

            I agree! :)

        • MariaCecilia

          Heck, I’d take any job as long as I didn’t have to be that chick with her tits in an ass-tight wrap, stumbling around in Doc Martens, getting sprayed with cold water on an English beach in November…

          • TeamSeth

            Especially not if David Tennant is there in witness.

  • Nelle

    Thanks UC and Moon and fellow LTTers, LTRers for another great year. 

  • MariaCecilia

    Dear Stephenie, since you obviously have nothing to do for the next nine months, and can afford to have other people clean your house and cook for you this Christmas: SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN AND FINISH WRITING MIDNIGHT SUN ALREADY!!
    I love you and look forward to having something new to read by next Christmas! And now I have to go deck the tree…..***

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, I feel like punching the tree too…. ;-P

      • MariaCecilia

        Seriously, it’s me or the tree – and that thing is armed with a thousand needles! Like I told my husband when he told me to “Just hold on to it for a minute longer”: Whose side are you on??!!

        • TeamSeth

          You two are sending me into giggle fits today! I want to send a big heart, but that’d be kind of creepy, wouldn’t it? Very Edgar Allen Poe of me…

          • Anonymous

            Chocolate hearts are fine. Ones that were pumping a little while ago not so much

          • MariaCecilia

            Yeah, I’ll take the Belgian chocolate hearts with truffle filling, please! (Feeling kinda grumpy, got up at 7 to clean Brussel sprouts. Don’t ask.) Heart you too!

        • Anonymous

          A quick revenge: knock out just one of the fairy light bulbs and get him to work out which one it is. He might not think the tree quite so cuddly then

          • MariaCecilia

            Remind me to tell you sometime of the Christmas when he almost set first the tree and then his beard on fire..*sniggers* Epic swearing went on, I tell you.

          • Anonymous

            We need a “really really like” button

  • Stacey

    Dear Breaking Dawn,

    When the second movie comes out could you have name caption and a brief background synopsis when any new vampire comes on screen. Then put the names back up whenever one pops up screen, so we know who to ridicule in the review.

    Thanks a bunch!

    EW Movie Critic

    Happy Holidays Everbody!
    (Got to finish wrapping gifts!)

    • MariaCecilia

      These functions are all available in the awesome Blu-ray version, didn’t you know? Along with a tiny Kellan in the upper left-hand corner making inappropriate jokes and giving us corresponding Bible passages the whole time..

      • TeamSeth

        GASP! There’s a Biblical PIP option?!!!!

    • TeamSeth

      Yes! Pop-up video meets Zach Morris breaks the 4th wall style!  Jake would be Zach, of course.  Where were goes, “Who are all these leeches anyway?!*” and then we footnote… yeah, he’ll do a turn to camera, make a T with your hands and say, “Timeout. Who are all these leeches anyway?” Everyone but him will freeze on screen. Then he’ll start to walk to each vampire and they will unfreeze and say who they are with a lower third popping up to font them. Jake will make snarky comments along the way, very Zach style. I really want this now.

      • TeamSeth

        LOLZ, i didn’t mean to write “where were” rather “where he”, but it fit as a little nickname for werewolf didn’t it? I laugh. It’s Friday. Let’s all laugh. I’m going to the post office and then considering to peace out of work for the day…

  • TeamSeth

    Um, I can just tell Solomon in person. We’re fb friends, you know. And he totes lives in my city. And his gf doesn’t hate at all!

    • MariaCecilia

      Do you get to braid his hair too, when you’re both drunk and the gf is out of town?

      • TeamSeth

        WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!

        • Anonymous

          *snort-laugh*

        • MariaCecilia

          “I’m a police woman. I know things.”

  • Anonymous

    Dear Moon and UC,

    I want another one of these:
    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=TO7TLlV5MT8

  • Anonymous

    I wish I had a local normal person to exchange gifts with. I am pathetic at Christmas. If I had been better this year I would have at least asked TeamSeth for her address and sent her something.

    • TeamSeth

      Yeah… oh well. Saved you a trip to the post office. ;)  All I needed for Christmas was you [at the BD premiere in Seattle]. Viva Jeff Spencer and the spinal cord snap dance!

  • MariaCecilia

    Just got back from Christmas at my brother’s – and my husband and sons gave me…wait for it: a Snuggly blanket with arms and the Robsessed DVD. *blushing face paw* Oh, they just know me too well!  I squeeked and hid the DVD quickly under the mountain of wrapping paper, since I gave my sister-in-law a paperback copy of Twilight.  Wouldn’t want to freak her out or anything at the depth of my obsession, before she is well and truly hooked herself…Going to bed now: have an awesome Christmas you all!

    • Anonymous

      Tee hee hee. Just finished wrapping Robsessed for my friend! Have a fabulous Crimbo sweetie

  • TeamSeth

    Buttcrack Santa brought me I love Vampires magnet AND two pins (or badges as they call them in Engerland) that say I <3 Jacob and I <3 Edward.  Both are bleeding hearts…  AMAZING! :D  Thanks, Buttcrack Santa!!!

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