The worst part about the end of the Holidays (and a Monday Funny)

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Dear Twilight,

Mr. Choice is a better Twilight blogger than me (click this)

Do you know what the worst part about the end of the holidays is? No longer having an excuse to not be productive. (Coming in at a close second is: Sobering Up after 3 weeks of being constantly tispy; The cookies are all stale; Accepting the fact that eating 8 cookies at day for 3 weeks made you fat; Having to stand in long lines to return the horrific gifts you were given; The month old Christmas Tree causes bleeding when you attempt to drag it down 4 sets of stairs to the trash; Having to clean & reorganize your closet now that you have extra things to put in them; You feel really guilty about throwing out your friends & families cute (and over priced) cards/pictures of their kids)

And boy did I EVER enjoy that excuse this holiday! Don’t get me wrong, I was SUPER productive- I have to be with a job that depends on me [gotta sell those hot tubs y’all!] plus a part time job that has quickly taken up more and more of my time & attention. But if something didn’t have to get done this past month, like I’d still get paid (or not paid) if it didn’t happen, or no one would die or get sick or be sad or kill me, then I didn’t do it. I embraced the “It’s the Holidays” excuse BIG TIME and just STOPPED doing things that needed to get done.

Yes, Twilight, that includes you. I don’t even remember tweeting “Merry Christmas” “Happy Hanukkah” or “Happy New Years” this year. Even Mr. CHOICE tweeted you all a Happy New Years message! And I’d like to tell you that today, on January 1, 2012, as I’m writing this, things are going to be different. I’m starting 2012 off RIGHT and with a BANG with some new/amazing/awesome/EPIC* news or blog post, but I’m not. I barely even have an excuse because despite finishing off a bottle of wine plus 1/2 bottle of champagne last night, I feel fine today. I was even up for brunch at 9am. And while I technically could say “It’s the Holidays” because it is January 1st, and all, and I don’t have off tomorrow like the rest of the world, the reality is I’m just being lazy & want to get in my PJs early & watch a movie/TV/peruse blogs that didn’t use the “holiday” excuse/pin things on pinterest/eat more cookies/play with my cats/fall asleep <—- any of those excuses work.

I will leave you, however, with a small Monday Funny that was sent to us by LTT reader, Lindsay, who came across this news item that included a picture of a girl who can only be Kristen Stewart’s inbred cousin:

kristen Stewart inbred cousin

Although attacking a man with a bowl of spaghetti totally sounds like something that could have happened between Kristen & Rob or any one of the Britpack guys, really, during a drunken New Years Eve.

Happy New Year. I promise to be a good blogger soon (as soon as I don’t think of another excuse)

xo,
UnintendedChoice

*crap… I totally promised myself I wasn’t saying EPIC in 2012. Already failed. UGH

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  • Anonymous

    Hang on, isn’t it DR Choice from now on?

    The worst part of the end of the holidays? Definitely having to pretend to be a grown up again.Best part? People stop madly trying to de-single-ize you before Christmas

    • Anonymous

      Madly trying to de-single-ize you. That sound painful in a few ways Sisterpenguin. I was watching Bridget Jones 2 last night giggling my brains out. Silly, yet affective. Renee Zellweger was good in that. 
      I wonder if my other half would prefer Mr. GoWithIt, or Mr. BumChum. Dr. BumChum? He says his dad at some point added the “Dr.” before his name for no apparent reason. 

      • Anonymous

        Tis indeed painful. More painful than than being caught in your big underpants!

        Do we have another boy on the team or does BumChum mean something different over there?

        • Anonymous

          The BumChum refers to my Twitter name (@StoneBumChum). It is a take off on MarbleNutSlut’s name. 

          • Anonymous

            Ahhh. That explains it. It is a colloquial term for gay male sexual partner in a few countries

  • Anonymous

    I have truly made it in life- new years resolution, shout out on ltt. January 2nd- complete.

  • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

    Allison Kurasz looks very scary.  I will not accept any dinner party invitations she sends my way.  A big Corningware cooking bowl could totally hurt!  And she does look like Kristen’s inbred cousin.  Creepy.  I wonder if the ‘father of her unborn child’ looks like Rob’s inbred brother?

    • Anonymous

      Not to mention what the pasta could do if you’ve got a wheat intolerance!

      Maybe the ‘father of her unborn child’ looks like HER brother…

  • Anonymous

    I felt SO! AWFUL! all day yesterday, which is *so not* like me. My Irish ancestry is failing me all of a sudden. Is it age? Am I getting aged out of getting shitfaced drunk, just in time for me to meet Rob and get him to fall in love/like/wanting to do sex with me? SIGH. I am pretty sure I kissed a LOT of people at midnight. That’s what my emails are saying, anyway. *facepalm*

    • Anonymous

      Well I, for one, am very proud. 
      My body refuses to allow me to get drunk so now have no excuses for my behaviour. It bodes well for November. *cheesy grin*

      • Anonymous

        *doublefacepalm*

    • Anonymous

      What is there to be ashamed of?! Look at it this way: if drunk people remembered your drunk make out session(s) then you must be one hell of a kisser!
      GO SLUT!!!

      • Anonymous

        It seems I smudged someone’s glasses and everything!

        • Anonymous

          Enthusiasm over technique?

    • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

      If you are actually out of your house on New Years Eve, not just watching Times Square on TV with a 4 pack of beer – then you are not old… unless you’re so old that your kids are grown and you can actually leave your house if you feel like it.  But I don’t think you’re at that age yet, MNS.  You’re still just young-old.

      • Anonymous

        Young-old. Awesome. I used to like you, KStewBoy. *glares*

        We don’t usually do much, actually, but Little Marble went to Nana’s house for the weekend, and our friend’s cafe was having a ‘do, and I just learned a trick to do cat-eye makeup, so really it was a perfect storm.

        • Anonymous

          Is Little Marble’s real name Chip?

          • Anonymous

            Ha! I almost typed “Little Slut” but…that’s inappropriate. ;)

          • Anonymous

            Yeah, you’ve got to save something for when they’re older ;-)

          • Anonymous

            *nods sagely*

        • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

          Well congratulations anyways… sounds like you had a fun night.  Mine night was a bad movie on the sofa with a Mrs. that fell asleep by 11:15pm.  And I had nightmares of Dick Clark.  Can’t they let him retire already?!

          • Anonymous

            It’s true, it was really fun.

            Dick Clark creeps me out. Sweet that they drag him out every year, but srsly, let the dude sleep.

  • Anonymous

    Do away with card-in-trash guilt: I’ve got a bulletin board in a weird corner of my kitchen where the photo cards, at least, live all year long.  Everybody who comes to my house loves looking at all of them, and it’s a good reminder that you’re loved on days when you feel isolated.  Since I have small children the non-photo cards get recycled for crafts, too.

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure what it says about me that rather than the traditional Twilight calendar I have gotten for christmas these past three years (the eclipse one is frozen at august with a hawt pic of Taylor), my little sister got me a phineas and ferb (disney channel) calendar…

    • Anonymous

      I’ll take a phineas and ferb calendar over a summit’s offical niece photoshoped one (what is this sentence?) any day. if memory serves you asked not to be given this year’s Twilight calendar, no?

      • Anonymous

        well, I never really ask for any of the merch, it just is given unto me. I was given an official prop replica of Bella’s hair comb. It is gorgeous, and I will be able to wear it without any twilight connection.

  • Anonymous

    OT’ish:  Did anyone else take a look at the “You might also like:” links at the end of Kristen’s cousin’s spaghetti article? If not, here you go. Bon appetit!

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    Pot Bracelets: Schools warn of bracelets used to smoke pot

    Road Rage: Half-naked woman leads police on chase

    • Anonymous

      Even more OT’ish. 
      Christmas catch up of TV shows: Saw The Simpson’s Tree House of Horror XXI with… Tweenlight! Milhouse with a tat on his upper arm, gets cranky and turns into a poodle hee hee hee

      • Anonymous

        Ok. Just realising you guys probably saw that two years ago but hey!

        • Anonymous

          Hadn’t seen this! And wish I had. Google’d images… Milhouse’s poodle alter ego has a parasol! Gonna see if Hulu or YouTube has the full episode.

          • Anonymous

            Even better for the haters from the Potter camp – Daniel Radcliffe voices the 8yoa vampire that Lisa falls for!

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