We’re NOT dead! We swear!

Posted by themoonisdown on January 20th, 2012

Someone actually made this!

Dear LTT-ers,

Seriously, we’re not dead. I know it may seem like  UC and I possibly got abducted by mad Krisbians and taken to their underground lair for “reprogramming” (aka 24/7 Kristen movie watching, wallpapering rooms in K magazine covers and Joan Jett listening) but we did not. In fact UC got a major award in her industry last night and I started a new job last week so that’s our non excuse, excuse for why we’ve been MIA.

Have no fear though, we’re going to reconvene and get our Twilisht shiz back in order. I mean there are 2 weeks old hair cuts to talk about, Target events with BD 2 clips to plan, Kellan’s must have shown up at a beach somewhere half clothed and of course the DVD is coming out!!! There is a lot to do, we know!

Thank you for understanding and I swear we’re ok and haven’t converted to Hunger Games/Warm Bodies/Mortal Instruments/whatever fans and left forever.

LOVE YOU!
Moon & UC

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  • Anonymous

    Well that’s a relief! We were starting to get a posse together to go retrieve you from Demetri.

    Kudos on awards AND new gainful employments. The only way is up with you two.

    Peace, love and mung beans

    PS. KStewBoy wants (or is that needs) the EXACT location of the Krisbian’s lair. I think he’s willing to sacrifice himself to reprogramming in your stead

    • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

      Umm – like pronto!  How much is the admission fee?  I’d only be willing to give my right arm and re-mortgage my house for the cost if ‘Jumper’ is not included in the 24/7 Kristen movies.

      And thank you, Moon and UC for coming back to us.  I wasn’t sure how much longer I was going to be able to hold my breath.

      • Anonymous

        Now what kind of devotion is that if you’re going to get picky about the films? I’m sure your imagination can find many ways improve it

      • Anonymous

        I will go and face the peril! It’s not a lot of peril!

        • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

          We’ll get side-by-side seats and giggle and text our friends the whole time.  Squee!

          • Anonymous

            OMG yes.

            I am not watching daytime tv, I am reading internet gossip. Much cooler. And yes, when I did watch daytime tv in a post partum stupor, kelly & whoever was …. not the worst. Still, PFach can do better. He can build an ahhhhmy!

          • The Old One

            OMG you are just the cutest, KStewBoy!

          • Anonymous

            I know you’re talking squee but all I can think is Clockwork Orange

  • northernlights

    Congratulations to both of you! I’m so glad you’re still alive – it’s been a loooooong week.

  • Anonymous

    Also: your version of the musical.  Looking forward to that thoroughly.  Congrats on all the wonderful things going on in real life this month!

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, i’m still waiting for that too.

  • Anonymous

    Oh good. I was wondering who I would talk to about PFach being a guest host on the Kelly Ripa show. I mean, REALLY P? Kelly Ripa?! *smh*

    • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

      Marble – why are you home watching daytime TV?  But you show good taste – I actually like the Kelly & Whoever show.

  • Anonymous

    YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!

  • Bubs

    Thank God you two are “alive” !!!! [A la Mike Newton]. I was wondering where my LTT email was this Saturday morning [Sydney Australia time]-I’m glad I finally checked out my Facebook page.

    Congrats on your Award UC and new job Moon. It sounds like it’s going to be a big year for both of you. Hope you can still find time to fit us all in…

    Glad you haven’t gone to the dark side n converted to Hunger Games etc. I’d be very suprised if I wanted to actually see them more than once on the big screen-they’re definitely no Twilights in my humble opinion…..

  • Anonymous

    Mortal instruments, does anyone here know when the movie is coming out? No, i’m not converting either (i can’t, twilight drained all of my obsession powers).. just wondering.

    • Anonymous

      Oh, and i’m so happy for both of you girls.

    • Anonymous

      Just check out the ad on the right (as TOO says, weird!). March 23rd… 

      The books don’t make me obsess either but I really enjoyed them and am definitely seeing that film.

      Which leads me to Warm Bodies. Just finished it – great stuff. Not sure about seeing the film. Interesting to have Nicholas Hoult as ‘R’ though, I picture him as older

      • Anonymous

        OMG ignore almost everything I’m saying. I think I’m losing the plot. I read ‘Mortal Instruments’ as an exclamation, not a title…

        I’m going back to my sofa and blankie

  • Late Convert

    Thought about you all yesterday when we FINALLY got to see Breaking Dawn. It opened in Ghana yesterday, so has been a VERY LONG WAIT! Ahhhh, was worth it though Plus we were the only ones in the cinema so we could talk and laugh as loud as we wanted!

    • Anonymous

      Yay. And your favourite bits?

      • Late Convert

        I loved Aro’s “first it’s the spelling, then the grammar”. More people should get eaten by vampires for poor spelling and grammar!

        That’s one thing that the movies usually miss is the quirky humour from the books (although that quote is obviously not from book). This one has some lovely humour – the wedding speeches being a highlight, Edward’s face plant into the bed in response to the revealing lingerie etc.

        If only they’d had Rosalie making the dog bowl…
        We had a good laugh/cringe at wolf speak and loudly counted all three Jasper lines!

        Also confess I spent a lot of time lusting after the architecture…I’m sure I NEED an Isle Esme. With some of the Cullen house architecture thrown in.

        • TeamSeth

          Agreed on the architecture! I loved the doors on Isle Esme. *swoon over the doors*

          Anyway, your tweet now makes sense to me haha. I’m a third of the way into your book now… I can’t put it down! (well, I did, to eat dinner. And I’m trying to get writing of ch 13&14 done this weekend myself.) :)

  • The Old One

    Did you know your own site is trying to sabotage you?  It’s freakish how they can pick up on words and translate them instantly into advertising: There’s an ad for Hunger Games playing over there!  (And one for amazing abs.  How do they do that?)

    • Late Convert

      You need to download adblock. I can’t see any ads at all. 
      http://adblock.com/

      • Anonymous

        Agree. I have adblock and I don’t see ads either.

        • Late Convert

          It’s great in Facebook too. Far more enjoyable without ads picking up on every word you type.

          • Anonymous

            Sounds brilliant but the website appears to have gone… Any recommendations?

  • Twiprof

    Love you guys! Can’t wait to see what you come up with next…patiently await coffee through the nose, for you never fail to make me laugh!

  • Anonymous

    Wait, BD 2 clips? I forgot all about that! Next fall seems so far away, I didn’t even have marketing on my radar yet. But that movie has already been made, they’ve got clips just waiting around for the right time. 
    This would be my BD 2 clip edit:
    Scene 1: Bella hoping off the operating table she’s been on and pretty much immediately making out with Edward, wrapping her body around him in a way that is not polite for company (what that is what happened and who wouldn’t?)
    Scene 2: Edward looking fatherly holding Renesmee, possibly also smoking and eating corn on the cob…..wait that didn’t happen..
    Scene 3: Jacob driving to the park in a Jag and trying to imprint on the first girl he meets.
    Scene 4: Flashback of immortal children, that is cool
    Scene 5: Hot vampire sex

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