Breaking Dawn Part I: The Musical

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Dear LTTers,

We have these friends Alice & Bella Not an Addikt (You remember them from their defunct website. RIP) who live in Belgium. They’re normal 20-somethings- ya know, speak 4 languages (or is 5?), in PhD programs (I think Alice is done hers actually. And Bella was “too busy” defending her dissertation last week to get this video done for us) are gorgeous, friendly, bring me macaroons when they visit me in New York on hot Spring days and are about to BLOW YOUR FREAKIN’ MINDS with what they did for us at LTT.

Yes, Bella & Alice are bringing us Breaking Dawn Part 1: The Musical complete with original lyrics set to Broadway favorites. Stop what you’re doing. Put down that contract you’re combing through at your boring desk job. Drop that kid. Pull that car over on the side of the road (seriously, don’t read LTT while driving) and Watch This Now:

We know. We cried too! Feed the wolves? Don’t cry for me Jacob Black? Who is that rediculously brilliant & funny? Is this a sign we should retire from LTT & give our Belgian friends the reigns!?

Hear from Alice & Bella themselves after the jump!

Right after we saw breaking dawn, we loved the movie, but we couldn’t help thinking how it would be an even better musical. Bill Condon could have definitely made that work. And now, hearing the news of Twilight being turned into a musical, it’s time LTTers take action before it’s too late. We have to make sure this project does not turn into a total fiasco. These people need our advice!

So what would we definitely like to see in this musical:

Alice_NaA : Dancing! Preferably random dancers in funny costumes who just show up and disappear without adding anything to the story.
Bella_NaA: You know, like Buttcrack Santa… except our Buttcrack Santa would be dancing.
Alice_NaA: Oh! And a Can Can. Every musical should have a Can Can. Otherwise I’d want my money back.
Bella_NaA: Can do! (bad pun so very intended)
Alice_NaA : Kitschy effects. Fake rain, snow, fireworks. Sliding décor. But no wire-work, it doesn’t need to be tacky.
Bella_NaA: Plus, we already had wirework in the movie anyways. Been there, done that (thanks, Cathy Hardi!)
Alice_NaA : A good emo-moment also never killed anyone.
Bella_NaA: Nor did the frequent use of jazz hands.
Alice_NaA : And please… do some subtle copying of the classics. Everyone prefers a good copy over a crappy original.
Bella_NaA: YES! You know, with all this SOPA and PIPA stuff going on, better hurry up and copy some of the classics before it’s too late.
Alice_NaA: and if it’s not toooo much to ask … some full front nudity would be nice.
Bella_NaA: that depends on who’s going to be nekkid, of course (Forget it, Waylon. Stop waving your hand in the air.)

In case you were wondering, yes, that is indeed Bella_NaA torturing your eardrums throughout most of the musical, helped occasionally by Alice_NaA. Feel free to run for eardrum bleach now (or to offer us a record contract, of course).

So, what would YOU like to see in a musical version of Twilight? Any songs that would lend themselves well to Twilightification? Hey, can we make Twilightification part of the LTT canon now?

Yes… Alice & Bella.. yes you can. You can do whatver you want for making our day. Or our week. Hell, I better win the lottery in 2012, because I don’t think my year is gonna get better than this!

Love,
UC, Moon, Alice & Bella

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  • Anonymous

    Coffee spit. All over the laptop. I think “All That Sex” was my favorite, and not just because I loved Chicago. Awesomesauce.

  • Notanaddikt Bella

    I love how THAT frame is the one YouTube chose to put on the page. Yes, indeed, Summit is to blame for all the world’s woes! YouTube says so.

    • Alice_NaA

      did someone already offer you a contract to work for a sexline? they should!

      • Notanaddikt Bella

        Hello, additional income stream! :-p

  • http://thecoldshower.wordpress.com/ Bleriana

    OMG I Can’t anymore. Laughing so hard right now! BWAHAHAH!
    Great job you girls!

  • Anonymous

    OMFG that is GOLD.  I loved that as much as the real thing!  MNS I totally agree with you and I haven’t even seen Chicago!  Magicness indeed!

    • Anonymous

      Magicness. Yes.

  • Anonymous

    That. Was. Awesome. I am died. That was a great way to start my work day. Thank you Bella and Alice NA. :)

  • Sue G.

    Great job ladies!  Your creativeness astounds me!

  • HEA-Girl

    HOLY CROW that is epic!   LOVED it and bow to your greatness!!!

  • dazzledtodeath

    ROFL. BD2 needs some ABBA. Waterloo during the fight scene maybe%3Pr

  • glynna

    I can’t decide which I like best, but it’s between “All that Sex” and “Vampire”. My 9 year old loves WICKED and sings Popular all the time. It will never be the same. Thanks for sharing this with us!!!

  • Anonymous

    S L O W C L A P .

    • Notanaddikt Bella

      Our Belgian national dance involves a slow clap! (true story!) (I kid, I kid)

  • Laxplays

    Oscar worthy!  Fabulous girls……

  • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

    Excellent, fantastic, outstanding video ladies.  You are sickly creative – thank you for sharing your vision with us.  And Bella_NaA, I must comment that your Belgian accent is way cute.

  • Anonymous

    Oh my goodness, how long did it take you gals to come up with all of that? Brilliant! I especially loved “Vampire.” “Sparkling in the snow, good-bye to auntie flow, orgasms will be multiple” – Hilarious!!

    • northernlights

      That was my favourite part as well!

  • http://memoramanda.wordpress.com/ operarose

    Okay, this was well worth the wait through the little LTT hiatus (hi Moon & UC!)…

    SO incredibly creative and very smart! You two are very talented. Writing, singing, video editing…. please, Summit, give them a contract now!

    I am not sure which little number was my favourite, but My Favorite Things, Feed the Wolves, and Don’t Cry for Me Jacob Black are right up there.

    So, when do we get the full length musical?

    • TeamSeth

      After your recent Evita moment in Argentina and your love of the wolf, I thought that they’d written Don’t Cry For Me, Jacob Black especially for you, Opera :)

  • Anonymous

    Oh my wordy lordy yes! yes! yes! So good I watched it twice. You two babes are stars. Great lyrics and you can sing. Shove over Gaga.

    Loved Be Our Guest but my favourite has to be Jacob – Imprinting but that’s ’cause I’m a Dancing Hybrid Thing from way back.

    The guy in the can can with his head through his legs – he could be useful. Keep it coming 

    • Alice_NaA

      YES! I love the can can guy! Someone need to give him a contract!

      • The Old One

        I thought he was was doing a dance interpretation of the demon spawn emerging from Bella’s womb (the normal way)!

        • Anonymous

          Which is probably why Bella was all for the E-section

          • Anonymous

            E-section OMG! You are SO good!

          • Anonymous

            *deep bow* (Happy Australia Day!)

        • Alice_NaA

          comment of the day award!

        • Alice_NaA

          comment of the day award!

    • Notanaddikt Bella

      The boyfriend just saw the vid in its entirety for the first time. He didn’t get 3/4 of the jokes (he hasn’t seen the movie), but he chuckled at the can can guy. *sigh*

  • Nelle

    You made me late for a meeting. Pure genius!

  • Anonymous

    As a big fan of cheesy (and not so cheesy) musicals, I have to say this was awesome!! You guys nailed it. :) And no musical montage should be complete without something from the Music Man. How about this:
    He’s a what, he’s a what, he’s a Vampire! But he doesn’t know he’s territory!

    Oh well, not that great but you get the idea.

  • Alice_NaA

    Thanks for the lovely comments everyone. We had a great time making this obvi :).,  plenty of bloopers where that came from. Oh and take note: doing something for LTT is VERY good for you ego :).

  • Venom

    Kicking in the wooomb, la la la. Hilarious!!! I think I like musicals now.

  • The Plane Friend

    So freakin hilarious! Thanks for making my day a bit better!

  • Anonymous

    That’s it. Must book flight to belgium, pronto. Prepare for a live slow clap.

    • Anonymous

      TWINNERS

    • Notanaddikt Bella

      We’ll teach you the Belgian slow clap dance!

      • Alice_NaA

        we will welcome you with open arms and chocolate (and beer for Janetrigs).

      • Alice_NaA

        we will welcome you with open arms and chocolate (and beer for Janetrigs).

        • Anonymous

          Sold! Now i just need to find a flight…

  • Goldberrybecca

    So great!!! way to go ladies! I’ve been wanting to see a musical version of anything Twi for a loooooong time, this was perfect! It HAD to come from a LTTer to be legit. Am I right? I am right.

    • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

      You IS right.  This video is totally legit.  Come one “they’re not bears”.  That gets me everytime.  And I like how Matt LeBlanc is in there – with his overplucked eyebrows :)

  • Anabel

    Fang-tastic!!!! Kudos to you girls!

  • Just me

    OMG. Best video EVER. It’s been years since I’ve commented, I check in now and again (because LTT never fails to make me laugh) but this is RIDICULOUS. Can we have a musical Twilight next (maybe work in some Phantom music – oooh, maybe Twilight in the style of Andrew Lloyd Weber?) Please, please, please. I don’t even know where to start. All that sex for the win but Vampire made a tremendous finale. A few of our favorite things. I’m off to watch it again. Someone needs to fedex a copy of this to Carter B who will surely appreciate it with his musical background :) 
    Alice and Bella – bravo!!!!!

    • Anonymous

      Methinks you might enjoy this item pointed out a couple of posts ago… http://www.twilightthemusical.com/

  • http://twitter.com/MsYuppieScum Laura

    That was GOLD! You girls really know your musicals.

  • Anonymous

    S l o w .   F r i g g i n .   C l a p .

    Wow, I picked the right day to be at home sick. No mute. No interruptions. No having to explain why I was on the floor laughing (and singing along). And just what the doctor ordered.

    Loved it all! Faves so far are “All That Sex” and “Vampire”.

    Thank you Alice_NaA and Bella_NaA!!
    Brilliant! You two are absolutely brilliant!!

  • Late Arriving

    Out of five stars? It’s a solid 7! Loved! It is a Tony award winner.

  • Fnc98malu05

    Hysterical laughing while at work = bad judgy staring from random strangers, I mean coworkers… I think I peeped myself ((0_o)) Awesome crazy good ThANks this made my week!!

  • MsLiss

    crying, stomach cramps, laughing so hard right now, you girls are brilliant. oh priceless! thank you for sharing!

  • Anonymous

    OH MY LORD! I could not put down my contract to watch this earlier, sorry. It’s my last week at this job and all…but I am lad I waited to give the little mucial ditty my full attention. THAT SHIZZ WAS BRILLZ. I cannot believe the talent and funny from you gals. NOW I need a passport to go to Belgium too! I must meet these funny ladies. I MUST.

  • Anonymous

    I was super busy all day, but this was worth the wait. Excellent work ladies! I liked playing “count the LTT joke.” So good!

  • TeamSeth

    Feed the Wolves!  I was singing it before the lyrics even began!!! Oh, I love that song in original form, but it was just amazing.  I definitely cried while watching this … from laughter! :)

    Bravo!  Standing ovation!  Roses thrown on the stage!!!

  • TeamSeth

    I have to say though, Be Our Guest’s lyrics are absolutely fantastic… I especially love the opener  “Sit down, have some plaid.”  All casual and comforting… I felt like Joel Grey was willkommen, bienvenue, and welcoming me in for the oncoming evening of thrills.

    “Brush my teeth. Shave above the knee” and the word “Bruises” never sounded so sexy…

    I’m going to listen to this on repeat while I finish up the contract I’m writing :)  Working from home was never so fun!

    • http://www.kstewartnews.com KStewBoy

      Yeah – “Bruises” was my coffee snorting point. :)

  • TeamSeth

    And the snowglobe effect on the Feed the Wolves visuals! I DIE. <3

    • Alice_NaA

      Does it show that I had lots of fun playing around with the 5 special effects of the freeware?

      I must say, I was disappointed that it wasn’t raining in the movie when Jacob was crying. Such a wasted opportunity for true hollywood emo!

      • TeamSeth

        And it’s been clearly established that the boy can emote in the elements!

    • Alice_NaA

      Does it show that I had lots of fun playing around with the 5 special effects of the freeware?

      I must say, I was disappointed that it wasn’t raining in the movie when Jacob was crying. Such a wasted opportunity for true hollywood emo!

  • TeamSeth

    Okay, maybe just me, but at 3:14 on the line “the demon alive”, I am imagining NotanAddikts doing the Mike Newton “aliiiive” hand motion.  (mind you, I am on listen number…whatever the number for I lost count is)

    • Notanaddikt Bella

      Totes!

  • Bubs

    Amazing !!!! I  LOVED….”just a spoon full of O Negative….” let alone “Feed the Wolves”. Talk about laugh and to think I was mortified by the thought of a Twi Musical-I guess it all depends on who writes it.

    You girls are soooo talented ! Thank you !!!!!

  • TeamSeth

    Okay, can we get this as an mp3 so I can start practicing for BD2 Tent City karaoke?  :)

    • Anonymous

      Yes, that!

  • TeamSeth

    Oh man, I cannot get enough of how adorable you sound when you sing “Buttcrack Santa — Oh, he’s dead!”  I laugh every.single.time.

  • TeamSeth

    I’m just blown away at how well “Imprinting, can’t be helped, it’s a werewolf thing” fits into that song!

  • Anonymous

    I made all of my friends (non twi-fans included) sit down to watch this. They were not happy at first but once the music started they all went…

    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lowm5356Oy1qiwfd6.gif

    • Anonymous

      Despicable you in the best possible way.

      Haven’t checked the FB response yet. People often seem to pretend I haven’t posted anything. The talent they’re missing!!

    • Alice_NaA

      Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

      (I love me some Toy Story)

    • Alice_NaA

      Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh

      (I love me some Toy Story)

  • Notanaddikt Bella

    Thanks everyone for your sweet comments. You make us blush!

    • TeamSeth

      Oh, puh-leeze, you guys are fantastic! (and may have inspired me to come up with lyrics for Twilight Musical…yes… yes, that has already happened last night in my zeal)

      • Alice_NaA

        do it!

        srsly, there are more musical songs??? (I am out of repertoire)

        • TeamSeth

          *gasp* Rodgers & Hammerstein are very, very disappointed.

          New Moon was begging for this one from Cinderella:

          Impossible!
          For a pale, cold-skinned vampire and
          a plain human to join in marriage!

          And three Quiluete goofs will never
          be three grown werewolves.

          Such fo-de-fum and fiddle-lee-dee
          of course is
          Impossible!

          Or what about this Eclipse classic:

          All I want is a tent somewhere
          Far away from the cold Forks air
          Two men for me to share
          Oh, wouldn’t it be loverly?

          Belgian chocolate for me to eat.

          Jacob Wolf makin’ lots of ‘eat.

          Warm face, warm ‘ands, warm… heh.

          Oh, wouldn’t it be loverly?

          • TeamSeth

            OH! Or BD3… Nehual singing to Renesmee about her Imprint Offender, set to “A Boy Like That” from West Side Story (oh, I got plenty more from WSS):

            A boy like that, who kissed your mother
            Forget that boy and find another!

            One of your own kind,
            stick to your own kind.

            A boy like that will give you sorrow,
            you’ll meet a dashing hybrid tomorrow.

            One of your own kind,
            stick to your own kind.

            A wolf who kills,
            cannot love!
            A wolf who kills,
            has no heart!

            And he’s the wolf who gets your love, and gets your heart
            Very smart, Renesmee, very smaaaart!

      • Alice_NaA

        The ONE song I wish I could still include was ‘tomorrow’ from Annie.

        ahhhh the options….

        • TeamSeth

          Whoa…. creepy.  That was the first one I wrote a song to!  I will post it here so you can enjoy.

          (ahem)

          “Skin of a Monster” sung by Edward (set to “Tomorrow” from Annie)

          When I’m stuck with a day
          that’s gray below the cloud bank

          I run up the hill, undo my twill and saaaaay, Oooooh!

          The sparkling skin, of a monster
          Listen to light refracting off a monster
          In the suuun!

          Just thinking about your blood,
          makes me want to drain you until it’s gone

          Until there’s nooooone!

          (I’m) A monster! A killer!
          Sick, masochistic lion!
          You’ll never be safe a-gain!

          (I’m) A monster! A killer!
          Sick, masochistic lion!
          You’ll never be saaaaafe aaaaa-gaaaaain!!!!!

          • TeamSeth

            apologies for that super awkward formatting…

          • Goldberrybecca

            oh. my. gosh. WHY have you been holding on to this gem??? While on daughter’s field trip tomorrow I WILL be singing this. 

          • Notanaddikt Bella

            This is gold. Gold I tell ya! TS, the world needs your musical version of Twilight.

          • Anonymous

            I think we’re going to have to have you bronzed!! 

            Shove over Tim Rice

      • Notanaddikt Bella

        Yes! Do the Twilight musical! We beg you! We’ll fly over and be your background chorus!

        • TeamSeth

          Er, you may need to be my foreground singers. My singing skills are not up to snuff.

          • Anonymous

            Unacceptable! You wrote ‘em, you sing ‘em

          • TeamSeth

            I got kicked out of choir when I was 5! Trust me, you don’t want me singing.

          • Anonymous

            If everyone stuck to that Andrew Lloyd Webber would be broke

        • TeamSeth

          BUT, I am more than happy to be flown over to Belgium for some delicious beers mmm.  Or, if you must, you can fly here to shoot the music video in the stunning backdrop of, well, of the real Forks… or  the fake Forks! You pick, I have it all :)

          Act I is nearly complete.

        • Notanaddikt Bella

          Whoa, the real Forks?! We’re in! Now all we need is a flight!

  • Katester

    Brilliant! Would love to see the “Making of Breaking Dawn Part I:  The Musical”

  • Stacey

    I finally got back over to the site! (It’s been crazy busy here! New puppy coming!) But, I had to say…

    Loved this!!! Very funny!!!!!

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    awesome!

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