Oh it’s here: The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 – aka the longest movie title ever- DVD release

Breaking Dawn Part 1 DVD

Make sure you get the "Special Edition" cuz I hear there's a Robsten Sex Tape in the extras

Dear Twilight,

In celebration of the Breaking Dawn Part 1 DVD release tonight I thought we’d do something we haven’t done since New Moon or Twilight. (Sorry Eclipse, we forgot you) A Twilight Drinking Game.

Yes, it’s that time again. Time to stand in line outside in the freezing cold at the Target at midnight, waiting, not for a 72″ TV on sale for $29.99, but for a DVD that you could just get at 9 am the next morning (because there is no way Target is gonna run out of DVDs.) It’s time to gather your Twi-girlfriends together, kick the kids & the men out of the house, grab the special Twilight cups you keep just for this occasion (Red Solo Cups. (“I fill you up.”)) and make those snacks you call “Twilight Bites” that are really just an excuse to make double fudge chocolate brownies. It’s that one night a year you can let your girlfriends into that room you have permanently decorated as the Cullen’s House but let them think you hired a decorator just for the DVD party. You can take your Life-sized Jacob & Edward cardboard cut outs into the living space of your home instead of where they are safely packed away (on the floor on your side of the bed.. shhh don’t tell the mister) And yes, you can play “pin the (insert whatever you want) on Edward’s (insert preferred PG, PG-13 or R rated body part)”

But it wouldn’t be a Twilight party without a drinking game to go along with the DVD. So I give you:

Letters to Twilight’s The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1 Drinking Game

First

- Take a drink if you can say the proper title to the latest Twilight movie without stumbling.

Now Start the Movie
– Take a drink every time you wish Charlie was your dad
– Take a drink when you erase that first thought & wish you could get it on with Charlie

– Take a drink every time you get that gooey feeling inside when Edward is on screen & you want to scream or shriek like you’re in the theater at midnight
– Do a shot with every toast at the wedding. Double shot when Anna Kendrick speaks
– Do a shot every time you hear a song from an earlier film
– With every inappropriate smile that Bella gives Jake, drink!

Jumping RobDrink every time something makes you think of LTT (so basically every Robsten scene)
– During the Edward & Bella scenes (so basically the whole movie) drink whenever you think of a Robsten joke you or someone on LTT once made. Double fist if it’s about the bear-skin rug
– Drink if you find yourself humming “Breathe me”
– Take a BIG gulp the minute you realize you’re watching the scene where Jumping Rob was birthed
– Drink every time you miss Buttcrack Santa
– Every time you think, “Oh They practiced that!” Drink!

– Do a shot every time you get feel icky about imprinting
– As Rosalie gets scarier as the film progresses, drink. Extra points if you sing the song Nikki Reed’s husband sang at the end of American Idol (wait, did he win AI?)

-Close your eyes, hold your ears and CHUG the bottle when Bella’s back breaks, she goes down & gets torn apart. You won’t survive that scene sober
-Drink every time you want to cry because it’s so emotional & beautiful & Bella & Edward are having much better sex than you are. Or because the saga is almost over. (By now you should be drinking out of the bottle because you’re crying so hard because we’ve gotten you so drunk up to this point)

Think of Me

-Do a shot in Chris Hansen’s honor the EXACT minute Jacob imprints
– Drink if you or someone in your group says “WHERE IS THE CHRISTINA PERRY SONG?”
– BONUS Throw a drink in the face of whoever says “I KNEW it would end like this”

Yay!! Now you’re good & drunk! Eat more brownies! Make out with Cardboard cut out Edward! Make Cardboard Jacob kiss Cardboard Edward! Write some Robsten Fan Fic! Whatever!! You’re having Fun!

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Wanna Reminisce? Twilight Drinking Game & New Moon Drinking Game

So who is excited? Are you going to one of the Target midnight release parties? I’ll be away from Philly visiting my sister in Pittsburgh so I doubt I’ll make it to one, but I’ll be thinking of you all. Please tweet me the amazing things you see at your release party!   Oh Yeah- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR LAUTNER (Tomorrow) You were MUCH more fun when you were underage and/or seen out at Olive Garden more often.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Pascoe/588410142 Sarah Pascoe

    god i’m loving this! shame we have to wait another month in UK for the release!

    • Anonymous

      Yep. I’m just sitting here sulking ’til 12th March *mutter whinge*

      • MariaCecilia

        Let us mutter/whinge in harmonies! How about D major?

        • TeamSeth

           I will take you from this sickness, to the parties and champagne. I’ll hold your body and make you sing again. Come on, let’s sing again. Just sing again. Oh yeah.

          • MariaCecilia

            Thank you? I guess..?

          • TeamSeth

            *Cries quietly to maudlin self* Does no one know Pulp these days?

          • Anonymous

            Just hairy Mr Cocker nowadays…

            You know “maudlin” is my favourite word

          • TeamSeth

            I’ve only just learned it, however, it is possibly the most accurate word to describe my evenings this week.

          • TeamSeth

             And they reunioned last year… I tried to get tickets to see them in April. Sold out.

          • MariaCecilia

            See? *hums* You are not alone..

          • MariaCecilia

            Oh, Pulp? Naah, always thought they seemed affected. More an Oasis kind of girl myself..

      • Anonymous

        I shall outsulk you by 3 days SisterP! *drops lip*

        • Anonymous

          We can do synchronised sooking (heavy on the Strine, of course)

          • Anonymous

            …that would be ‘sinkrnoized’ sooking then…

          • Anonymous

            Yeeah?* You’re terrible Shiny, but noice

            How DO you type a rising inflection?

          • Anonymous

            Hmmm now let me think?  
            How about using ^these^ either side of the ^words^ with the rising ^inflection^??

    • Anonymous

      Here in Oz we have to wait until the 15th Boo!  
      (Bet you can’t guess who this is?? I’ll give you a clue I’m a Literary Lady…LOL) 

  • HowToBe

    I so did know it would end with the red eyes opening! Can I take a double shot if I’m that chick :D

    • MariaCecilia

      Have a Tequila sunrise!

    • Anonymous

      I did a clap, double fist-pump in the theatre. So either someone gets to smack me over the head with a wine bottle or I get a bottle all to myself.

  • Jerzeylisa

    Has anyone compared all the different versions of the DVD being offered? I noticed that Walmart has a special “wedding edition”. I want to make sure I have ALL the extra goodies that I can possibly have….I LIVE for deleted scenes. What would be AWESOME is a blooper reel! Summit probably deemed it impossible because of Kristen’s potty mouth! No need for a reel of bleeps and hair swiping. 
    Remember the Twilight DVD had that commentary with Cougar, Rob and Kristen? I watched the whole damn thing with them talking…it was so funny!But anyway, I’m curious if anyone has researched the best version to buy.

    • Anonymous

      I think the Lex did this… what I remember reading is it’s basically just the packaging that’s different this time… maybe one of them has a poster or something?

      • Anonymous

        The Target one, I think, has one of the flowers from the wedding set in it. Which, um…thanks? That will be probably thrown away.

    • MariaCecilia

      Yes, what do university researchers do all day?? Finally a topic where the general public are clamouring for some authoritative research!! Call Harvard, why don’t you?

  • Anonymous

    I’m lazy so I pre-ordered the dvd from Amazon, which means it won’t arrive in my mailbox till Monday. Let’s just say the links in this post are perfect for what I do have planned: A twi-marathon (sans BD). Saturday night should be interesting…

  • Anonymous

    I will be in Target tonight. I wish Target sold vodka.

    • Anonymous

      Yay MNS! Hope you’re betterer. Tequila tequila!

    • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

      Our Nut Slut lives!!! Hoooray.  We missed you.  Kisses.

      I am ashamed to admit that I already have BD I at home thanks the the corrupt torrent pirates at work.
      They twisted my arm and made me copy it onto my flash drive.  Honest, they did.

      • MariaCecilia

        Okay, let me twist your arm some more and maybe you’ll pour me a drink…?

      • Anonymous

        Hey baby! I missed you, too. <3

        Naughty Pirate! Spankings for you. I happen to have some spankings right here, come get them.

      • TeamSeth

         Tut tut, KSB! Very naughty of you. Stop making people want to make SOPA laws.

        • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

          Maria, c’mere.  I’m not into Tequila – but I have lots of German Lager over here… pull up a chair.

          And as for the pirate business – you KNOW it was only to hold me over until the Bluray comes out – right?!  Please don’t judge me..

          • MariaCecilia

            I won’t judge you if you pull out some good Scotch! Keep the lager for Rob-boy…

          • TeamSeth

             I will rescind judgment for a good Scotch.

          • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

            I think I have some Glenmorangie – but lately I’m more into fine French Brandy.

            Hey that rhymed.
            Look at me, I’m just dandy.

          • Anonymous

            Perfect. We need to drink together, KStewBoy. Mrs. KStew and Mr. Slut can be the designated drivers. Maybe they catch a (non-Twilight) movie together or something. 

          • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

             Book it!

  • http://twitter.com/kitten_mitton Kitten Mitton

    …….. I had no idea that it was time for this movie to be released….. I’m just not excited…..

    • MariaCecilia

      Okay, so maybe you should try crack..?

      • Anonymous

        In fact ‘liked’ like a million times!

  • Anonymous

    My two year old is looking over my shoulder.  She sees Jumping Rob and says, “There is a man. I see his tummy.  He needs a bath. The man has some underwear.” All true child, all true.

    • MariaCecilia

      Maybe your daughter is clairvoyant? Wait for the day when she says: “There is a man. His hair is messy. He smells funny. He’s about to call you and ask for a date.” Give the girl some candy!!

  • Anonymous

    As usual I didn’t read the post quite correctly and immediately started the drinking game b/c I happened to be watching the 5 min. preview of BD1 on Direct TV over and over~yes I taped it~don’t judge~ so this comment may be even more confusing than my usual =)! (Plus cardboard Eddie looks more life like after a few sips) Oh BTW Eddie caused me quite the embarrassment recently…I had to move him from his usual spot across the room from me b/c the puppies kept barking at him!! So into another room he went way out of there sight =(!  Shortly after, very late one night there was a knock on my door and there stood a local cop who was concerned about the man that appeared to be “on the lookout” from inside my husband’s shop!! Apparently from the outside of the house it looked as though Eddie was actually in the garage! You can’t even imagine my confusion then shock/redfaced humiliation when I stumbled through an explanation~but I digress~(warned ya) I did preorder my copy of BD1 b/c WalMart was running a contest but of course I can’t wait for it to arrive so I also set the DVR to record it at Midnight so I CAN have my own release party! Cardboard Eddie, blanket Eddie and pillow Eddie are all attending and hopefully I will have sobered up enough to start all over and play the game correctly at proper time! This gives me 24 hours of non stop viewing/drinking which will hopefully hold me over until my DVD arrives or I am too sick to care…either way I am more than excited!!!
    P.S. UC, be very grateful that I have forgotten my Twitter acct. password, you would NOT want me Drunk Tweeting at midnight~trust me!! HUGS! <3

    • Anonymous

      Seeing a post from you again, especially one about a mishap with the police and cardboard Eddie, has made my morning.  Many thanks!  Enjoy your viewing!

      • Anonymous

        Hey Bea…yes I must admit, its never boring here, for sure :)! I will raise a toast to all of you, my dear friends, at midnight! LTT Ladies forever!!! Hugs!!

    • MariaCecilia

      I’m so jealous: not only do you get BD1 way before me, you’ve got Eddie in your garage!! The day I can say the same I won’t need my little bottles anymore..

      • Anonymous

        LMAO, keep those lil bottles for when you GET BD!! Also, happy to report after Eddie’s lil misunderstanding, he is back where he belongs, right here across the room from me! I am thinking tho that it is time to take the silver sparkly garland  off from around his neck..nah…:P

        • MariaCecilia

          Hey, don’t begrudge him! Everyone needs a little help from their friends to sparkle sometimes..

    • The Old One

      I see things haven’t changed much for you, Cyn!  Never a dull moment.
      Good to hear from you.

  • MariaCecilia

    Girls, girls, I am SO jealous! Here I am, having to wait at least another two weeks before sending my husband off on a business trip to the US hoping he’ll have time to slip into Borders and get IT for me! I guess I’ll get vicariously drunk with you tonight – hey, I already got my little bottles out! Love you!

  • alice_av

    We need to wait until next week though… crap

  • twiprof

    very creative UC! I just wish I had someone to play with……maybe my hubby will indulge me?

  • Anonymous

    Was going to do the target thing tonight, but then happies happened. There was Vodka. Lots of it.

  • Michelle

    Nerd alert…I bought the Target one FOR the prop flower. Yes, I am THAT girl. it’s actually pretty cool – it’s in this DVD case sized plastic thing w/ a pic of E/B and looks pretty cool actuallY! Well done Target…dunno what the heck I’ll do with it, but cool. ;)

    • http://profiles.google.com/lecacopardo Lauren Cacopardo

       Michelle, when I saw the flower, I was like “what the crap?  I paid $25.00 for this sh*&??!”  Then I read the certificate of authenticity and I was like” WHAT THE CRAP?!  I GOT ONE OF THE FLOWERS FROM THE WEDDING SCENE AND ONLY PAID $25.00?!!!”  Yea, I was happy :)

  • Sabrina Ernst

    At Target (yes, I too am the girl who got all crazy over the cheap plastic flower petal) the TVs were not in sync so you couldn’t understand anything said.  We watched for about 5 minutes then were herded to the back of the store to stand and wait for almost an hour.  Did I mention there was a cop watching us?  I got to stand and listen to a chick in front of me in one of those electric cart seat things complain that she was tired of sitting.  So very lame Target. 

  • violet hour

    if i ever played this game i’d be drunk within five minutes i cannot hold liquor, so i don’t drink alcohol

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