A little help for the Newbies

We received the following from LTT friend TheVenom the other day:

Dear LTT,

In light of the recent scandal that has erupted due to confusion over the Sheila post (people are throwing chairs, offering free but questionable psychoanalysis services (i.e. “losers off yourselves!”) etc.), I thought it might be funny/helpful/lame to write a fake newbie personality quiz to minimize confusion for new folks and help them maybe but probably not blend in a little more easily.

Disclaimer: I am not an authority on this subject. This is based on my own newbie observations, which could be totally wrong of course, and on the fact I actually read the FAQs first. I’m a dork that way.

The first (and only) question is:

LTT-Virgin

1. Would you describe yourself as a…. (choose one)

a. Weird, Twi-hard commenter over at E-online
b. Celebrity stalker “loser”
c. Bully
d. Just a person who likes to read funny shit
e. Other:______________

Results:
If you answered….

a. Caution: You may not like it here very much & it’s possible you will seem weird and mean. You also may not get the jokes. You will probably freak out because of this and needlessly judge others. People will notice. It will be funny. You will not think so.

b. You may claim to have insider knowledge about gossip that debunks fun, innocent speculation but nobody will buy it, because these are seasoned pros. Your math skills will be questioned. Fake T-shirts will be created in your honor. (they’re fake right?) You might seem a little crazy and people might bag on you in a super nice way. Lurkers will laugh at this! (Also see results for a)

c. You might need help. Cyber bullying is a real issue these days. Nip it in the bud. Go take a free iTunes class in psychology since you’re so serious about shit and smarter than everyone else. Or just pay the money for therapy. Come back when you’re feeling better. They might let you. There is hope.

d. You’re normal, probably, but that will always be subjective because you are here. You will have thumbs ups and downs. Sometimes you will feel like an ass, but at least you have a sense of humor so you won’t care either way. You’ll like it here.

e. Other- Results vary based on expert opinions of Moon, UC and non-newbies. Lurk awhile and you’ll figure out who they are. They are to be revered. Give them a chance before the hate, and you’ll laugh so hard you’ll pee a little, which is totally a good thing. Try it!

I loved this start to the “Newbie Quiz” from TheVenom & have a few to add:

2. Have you heard of “Sarcasm?”

a. Yes- but it confuses me
b. No
c. Yes. I’m a fan
d. Yes & I’m a frequent user

If you answered:

a. Then we’re REALLY gonna confuse you
b. You’re going to hate it here
c. Welcome
d. You’re our people. Submit us a letter of your own!

3. Do you take the teenage love story about Vampires who sparkle in the sunlight & can impregnante their wives so seriously that you’ll hate on anyone who might criticize, poke fun of it or its fans? 

a. Yes
b. I don’t know anyone like that
c. No- I make fun of it all the time, yet I love it so much. Is this normal?

If you answered:

a. You’re gonna hate it here
b. Welcome to LTT. We ARE those people
c. That’s Normal. So normal. You’re home now hunny. You can relax

4. Do you think famous people who get paid millions of dollars to be in the public eye should never have their personal lives discussed?

a. No
b. Yes
c. Just don’t criticize (insert name of person you love)

If you answered:

a. LTTs gonna feel like home
b. You’re gonna hate it here
c. (Name of person you love) probably hates (insert name of of someone hated by person you love) and we’ll definitely discuss that, so you’ll be happy. But then the next day we’ll probably discuss (name of person you love) and piss you off for a minute. Sorry.

5. Finish the sentence: It’s more fun to:

a. Speculate or fantasize about what MIGHT actually be (or never EVER be, depending on the day)
b. Only discuss truth & facts

If you answered:

a. How does creating a “Character” for your favorite Twilight actor sound along with a favorite restaurant, girlfriend (we could even write a song for the two of them) and altogether “new” (but, let’s be honest, pretty accurate) personality sound? Good? You’ll like it hre!
b. You’re gonna hate it here.

6. When you leave a comment to hurt someone, you’d expect the response to be:

a. Something mean back, perferably to be called a bad word for a female body part
b. The responder to try to start a debate or argument
c. Something confusing (is that sarcasm?) that sounds like it agrees with you but also maybe doesn’t? And maybe makes fun of your spelling.
d. Total and complete agreement

If you answered:

a. This could happen on LTT, if you’re offended another newbie
b. This might happen at LTT, although it’s hard to debate with an LTTer who has been around for awhile
c. This is likely the response of a seasoned LTTer, or, if you’re lucky, UC or Moon decided to join the “there’s a newbie who doesn’t get it gone crazy in the comments” fun for a few minutes that day.
d. This means you got one of your friends to comment too! Look at you!

So newbies, how did you do? Does it seem like LTT is going to be a place to call home? Or did you end up with mostly “You’re gonna hate it heres?” Sound off in the comments & old LTTers (Can I call you Old LTT Hags?) what did I miss!?

Love,

UnintendedChoice

Did you remember we have FAQs? I forgot & re-read them last night (and even added a few new lines) HILARIOUS. All that crap STILL makes me laugh. Read the LTT FAQs now!

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  • Obava Anoni Li

    Seems pretty easy, doesn’t it? I love us!!!

  • ChillinWithCullens

    is there an LTT shirt of the mouth with the cherry? cause I’d wear that everywhere!

  • Anonymous

    oh dear. *sets box of valentine chocolates on lap, waits for the shitstorm*

    p.s. in unrelated news, Jack told us the name of the band that plays the song that was going on in the back of the Target BD2 clip: http://www.teamjack.com/2012/02/happy-valentines-day-from-jack.html

    We got so. many. questions about that. I couldn’t hear it because all the tvs were out of audio synch. I mean, uh, because omg who would go to Target for 4 hours at midnight? Crazy people, that’s who. *whistles innocently*

    • Anonymous

      Cheap chocolates would have been the perfect accompaniment to last week’s brouhaha! Suppose I could go back and reread the fun…

    • Anonymous

      A person that went to this one Target could have been ticked off that they couldn’t even understand a single word that was said on the BD2 preview because they had several tv speakers on at once, and the feed to all the tvs weren’t in sync.

      But uh, I’m just guessing, I mean, I heard somone said they were ticked off about it.  Because who would go to Target at midnight, even if it was just for an hour… Yep, crazy people
      *joins MNS in whistling innocently*

      • Anonymous

        Some people’s long-suffering husbands may have even gone through and turned down the volume on all the tvs he could reach so that possibly we could hear it the third time around, but it still didn’t work, and maybe he even sort of tried to get the Target staff to fix it but they don’t understand tvs, or sound, or something, so we all just wandered off eventually.

        I heard that somewhere. *ahem*

    • Anonymous

      Crazy normal people you mean

      *still lurking by the mailbox waiting for 12th March*

      • MariaCecilia

        I’m curious. Why do you need to lurk by your own mail box? Oh, wait: you ordered the dvd to your NEIGHBOUR’S mailbox, and now you need to lurk 24/7 just in case you miss it? Ehm, maybe you do need some therapy…? *whistling innocently while rolling eyes nervously*

        • Anonymous

          You never know when others may be loitering ready to snaffle my Amazonian post (it has it’s own spears). I live in the sticks don’t you and we have to make our own fun.

          LTT IS my therapy *weird shakey giggle*

      • Bubs

        At least you’ve got a date Sister P…is Australia still the “arse end of the World” as far as “Scummit” is concerned ???? No idea yet when it’s being released here. If they think we’re going to see Hunger Games more than once, they have another thing coming-it doesn’t have 1/100th the attraction of Twilight – just wanted to get that off my chest !!!!! Don’t care if they amalgamated with Lionsgate or whoever. They should pay attention to their Market-it doesn’t start and end in the US [no offense to all my friends n family in Col. n Cal.]. GRRRRR……[end rant].
         

        • Anonymous

          Does it make you feel better to know that you (that should be we *sob*) get a lot of films released before the UK? 

          Also I thought StupidShiny said it was being released on 15th March. Party time

  • Anonymous

    Q 4: Do you think famous people who get paid millions of dollars to be in the public eye should never have their personal lives discussed?
    A: If you issue an exclusive pregnancy announcement to US Weekly you’re asking to have it discussed. PR/ career growth strategy older than the Hollywood sign, friends.

    • Anonymous

      This is an excellent point. I am not super into discussing Real, Actual People’s lives (see also: DontGiveAShitSten), but press releases are purposeful. However, what I really want to talk about is Jackson’s cravat in the Target BD clip preview. Cravat, really, Jackson? *CRAVAT?*

      • Anonymous

        The cravat is downright endearing compared to, um, the red velvet suit. I want to know if the boy has a “quirky” stylist or if he has the time and energy to come up with all of this on his own.

      • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

         Ok Marble, you made me google *cravat*.  Now I know a little bit more about mens’ fashion that I will never wear.
        I think he is relating Jasper’s southern heritage very appropriately.  Let’s hope he was on set and in character at the time (now ducking from JR fans).

        • Anonymous

          You never know, he my graduate to spats next (á la Scrooge McDuck). There’s a look and a half

          • Anonymous

            Spats and a monocle! FTW (or not perhaps…)

        • Anonymous

          I am nothing if not educational.

      • Anonymous

        Why does cravat always sound like a swear word to me?

        • TeamSeth

          It makes me think of bolos, which makes me think of Alice teaching Bella reverse cowboy, which was a comment thread in a post probably over a year ago now. I’m not sure why I have that train of thought.

          Speaking of, has anyone else been to Islands of Adventure, on the Dudley Doolittle Ripsaw falls ride, and taken an absolute pleasure in the part just before the first drop when the VO says, “Horse, I seem to have lost my train of thought!” and then a train approaches your raft vehicle? I think that’s my favorite part of that ride (nods)

          • MariaCecilia

            Let’s see, I’ve been to Iceland, Iona, Skye and Staffa, but I never met any people addressing horses..? Did you have a bad dream after eating a burrito?

          • TeamSeth

             I want to snuggle you for this comment.

          • Anonymous

            Not as much as I want to snuggle YOU for that awesome V-day gift.

          • TeamSeth

             Nice avi ;)

          • Anonymous

            I’ll be seconding that 

        • MariaCecilia

          Maybe reminds you of “crap”? But who can tell the workings of the female mind..?

          • Anonymous

            It’s a mystery to me – that’s how I manage to entertain myself :D

  • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

    I hope you all have learned your lessons.  If you ever again say a mean word about [Insert Twilight actors name here] I am going to shut this site down!

    • Anonymous

      Come on KStewBoy, we ALL know that [Insert twi actor name here] for you is Niki.  Your name is a farce

    • MariaCecilia

      *whining* Come on, be fair, you’ve already got your “IloveKristen”-blog set up – why do you need to sabotage us innocent Idon’tgiveacrap-steners?

      • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

         Sorry Maria – I was just practicing playing a newbie character there. 
        My Kristen tattoo is still full of ink.

  • Anonymous

    When it comes to Twilight humor do you:
     
    a.)  find yourself asking where humor would find it’s place in a Dramorror (drama/horror) because it doesn’t belong
    b.)  Too humor challenged to even find the humor in my made up word “Dramorror”
    c.)  Insert strange, obscure comments in conversations that seem completely unrelated to anything, least of all Twilight simply to entertain yourself.  And/Or see/hear/read seemingly completely random words or phrases that shouldn’t remind you of Twilight but do
    d.)  own a dry sense of humor out of the inexplicable love of Twi that most people “don’t get”
     

    a.)  You’ll hate it here
    b.)  You’ll REALLY hate it here
    c.)  You’ll love it here (knickerbockers, buttcrack santa, jumping rob, Chris Hansen, Big Daddy, meat patties, they are NOT bears, little bottles and how kids love them, that’s normal… really, I could go on and on all day)
    d.)  You’ll love it here

    • TeamSeth

       Dramorror!

      Next time I’m ask about my extracirricular activities, I’m going to say that I read a blog about a dramorror saga.

      • Anonymous

        <3 U

        I like my made up word though.  It sounds very theatrical, doesn't it? 

        • TeamSeth

           I love it! It’s totally epic.  It makes me want to speak out from my diaphragm saying, “Oh, the dramorror! The drammor! Will it never end?” and shake my head before launching into a solo.

          • Anonymous

            Seriously – where’s my “Love” button?  Like just doesn’t quite do it for me.

        • TeamSeth

           Oh, and I emailed you! :)

          • Anonymous

            I saw – I’m typing an epicly dramorror reply, I assure you… just don’t expect it right away.  Dramorror perfection is an art.

          • TeamSeth

             The balance in the juxtaposition between the two genres is a delicate thing. By all means, take your time.

        • Anonymous

          Lovin’ it. Does this make you a dramorror queen?

          • Anonymous

            Omg! I laughed SO hard at this!

            This comment is awesome.

            And yes. Yes, I’ll take that title. lol

      • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

         Is it too obvious to suggest the alternate name for the genre: “Horrama”?  Brings up all kinds of images to mind :)

        • Anonymous

          Hahaha! Horrama brings about images of things like the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
          XO

        • Anonymous

          The image of Elvis sneezing?

    • MariaCecilia

      a)-d) You should find a table at the British library and start your dissertation now!

    • Anonymous

      If you answered c.) You’re Rob, right?

  • operarose

    Just a tip for newbies: the only posts on here that are actually, truly, really serious (maybe) are the ones with tweed.

    Otherwise, chillax.

    Moon & UC, I’m sending you a virtual day late Edward Valentine and some Edward conversation hearts.

    • MariaCecilia

      Hey, why not change the entire background to tweed while we’re at it? Since this is a Serious Expert Site?

      • TeamSeth

         I find the homemade parchment look to be just as compelling… very early AD Rome…

  • Anonymous

    The newbies kind of scare me. They can be rabid. I got the hale out of there after reading the first few “shame on you, they’re in love!” comments the other day.

    Ok, not all newbies scare me. Clearly TheVenom understands and belongs here ;) Anyone else like her is welcome too!
    We’re LTT and we have a lot of love to give! <–that was a non-Twilight related quote, btw. 

    • Anonymous

      We’re all about the love.  The strange, twisted, no one understands kind of love, but it’s still love.

      • MariaCecilia

        Have you been talking to Edward? You sound so..misunderstood and tortured?

        • Anonymous

          I can neither confirm not deny that I have been spending time with a drop dead (ha) gorgeous sparkly vampire named Edward. ;)

    • Anonymous

      “Shame on you, they’re in love!”? Are we sure that person wasn’t in on the joke? I think I may also have to back peddle and read the comments on that one. 

      • Anonymous

        It wasn’t an exact quote, just sort of summarizing the general feeling I got. There was one person at least who said something to the effect of “shame on us/how dare you” (and meant it) and that she was offended every time she reads LTT.
        During that post I just stopped reading the comments when I got to that first one, because I had flashbacks to earlier times and thought it was going to get ugly and I just didn’t want to read the Hate.
        But I did go back and re-read the comments (because TS and some others commented in this thread about how funny it was) and it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be at all. Hardly any hater comments really, and LOTS of funny ones. I had many laughs. :D

        • Anonymous

          It is easy to forget on this site what most public comment section are like, it is an angry angry mob out there. That is pretty darn funny that someone reads LTT on a somewhat regular basis and is offended each time but keeps returning. 

  • Anonymous

    Thank god for that: I passed the quiz, clicked my heels together and I is home *snuggles on in*

  • Elle

    DUDES!! I’m a complete LTR h00r to the core, and Neeeverr peek in next door to see what LTT is up to because, well personally, I only care about Rob, DUH! Anywho, the title of this post definitely got my attention and so here I am in anticipation of the claws, (well acrylic nails) hair pulling, (again, probably more like extensions or even better the clipped in feathers) bitch slapping, (the kind where you just got your acrylic nails and don’t want one to break OR you’re just a chick) snarky spouts (the kind where you actually think the Twi-Star of subject really gives a shit that you’re “sticking up” and single-handedly eliminating the haters one by one. 

    LOVE this subject, “a little help for the newbies”Help for newbies should be a bi-yearly post (at least) At a sort of tween -slash- borderline cougarish midlife crisis level.Question one: Do you have access to the internet?Suggestion: Before continuing further it  is recommended that you Google the following:  humor, sarcasm, and Robert Pattinson (ya know the whole LTR thing)  Of course I read all 235 comments about “Jasper”s (I mean the 100th monkey)…I said aloud every 5 posts or so, SRSLY??If such a post ran this route over at LTR? {birds chirping}I love a good blog and the sort of escape from RL that goes along with it. My advice for the occasional commenter, virgin blog reader: Youtube is a great place to get bitch-ass crazy about your feelings. Just click on anything and comment about whatever comes to mind, it doesn’t even have to be related to the video. Also, be thankful that there are others out there, like yourself, with no life. (Refer to Question one)It’s suppose to be funny. You should have an opinion; that’s the very lifeline of a good blog. If you actually have a little bit of a life “thumbs down” and move the hell on.Oh and Google: tough skin (Twi-hards go for the jugular)Yeeahhhh Buuuddy! PEACE!

    • TeamSeth

       I love the energy of this comment! I feel like some of your coffee is seeping into my sleep deprivation, and I LIKE IT! :D

      I will say though that the first like 50 or so comments of the Jackson post were quite funny and standard LTT. There was like a divider point. Above this line is gigglefest, below this line is awkward. KStewBoy was particularly fabulous that day. ;)

      • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

        You are too kind, TS – I have to admit I was quite caught up in all the excitement that day.  It really was the first time I’d experienced the true awesome power of a Twi Hard mob.  You could say I had my TwiHardMob cherry broken that day.

        And I liked it. 

        Do me anytime, you naughty and rough group of Jackson lovers.

        • TeamSeth

          I could say that you had your TwiHardMob cherry broken that day, but I would laugh too much to get it out. :)

        • Anonymous

          HAWT.

        • Anonymous

          Looks like I am going to have to wade back in to read your hilarity! If it’s anything like this comment, I’m in for some laughs! Yay!

      • Anonymous

        Damn my day job that does not allow me to participate in the heat of the moment on all new LTT posts. I get there late at night 3 days late, and by then it doesn’t really feel like participating. My only option there is to bring ipad to work and hide in a corner of the cafeteria with LTT. I already do that with Kindle and smutty fanfic, so it wouldn’t be that different. 

        • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

           GoWithIt – you MUST do this.  The highlight(s) of my work day are when LTT is really cooking with gas.  It’s fun to pretend to be immersed in work when really you are immersed in comments about Jackson Rathbone’s questionable choices in attire.

          • Anonymous

            It’s perfectly normal to giggle when you’re immersed

          • Anonymous

            Before I decided it was best to station myself in a corner by myself while reading smut on my lunch break: I was sitting in the lounge and reading fanfic smut and my co-worker leaned over with a “what are you reading?”. I awkwardly tilted it away from the screen which was full of hot core honey and hard members, and said “ummm….just a trashy novel” and she tried calling me out with a knowing “Are you re-reading a Twilight book?” No, much much worse.

        • Anonymous

          Don’t you worry about that honey chile – we’re watching and waiting. From multiple time zones too :D

          • Anonymous

            Thanks. You’re right. It always peps me up a bit read even if it is all days old conversations.

  • “guest”

    Um really? A personality quiz? Proof positive you need to get a life and yes you are a dork. Is it 7th grade already? Long live Robsten and their amazing true love story! How dare it be mocked? And speaking of hate, take a look in the Bella/her Gram mirror at yourselves. How mean to make fun of newbies! Who’s with me?

    • TheVenom

      Just kidding. It’s awfully quiet today. I’ve resorted to explaining sarcasm to no one in particular.

      • TeamSeth

         It feels like Monday, I think. 

        Wait, is that why you’re in ” ” marks?

        Speaking of times I felt dumb, did you know that I initially thought Rob was over the top covered in moles when he’s shirtless in NM, but in fact it was just the dots for the sparkle light refraction effects to be added in later? (nods) Yup. I think that’s the first time I’ve admitted that.

        Good to be home, think I might stay awhile. (VampDi season 1 quote, that always makes me giggle… similar to “She’s a dead ringer for Katherine.”)

        • “guest”

          Ha ha I do feel dumb! And slightly confused. Back to lurkdom I go…Bad newbie!!

          • TeamSeth

             No, no! I meant that I myself feel dumb, quite often. Usually I pretend that I do not feel dumb by keeping quiet, but I decided to share today.

            (I have not slept a lot, so I make rambling nonsense today and I apologize for this! Please ignore)

          • “guest”

             I wasn’t offended by your comment that I blondely misunderstood. It made me laugh so I had to banish myself in response. I thought the moles were real too! They’re seriously not? Makes sense tho, why would vampires keep them?

        • Anonymous

          Mmmmm. Damon

          *floats off into Happy Place*

      • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

         Bravo, “guest”.  My cubicle mates are about to head over to see what I’m grinning at.
        Get away you pack of nosy nerds!

        • MariaCecilia

          Rope’em in! We always need new unicorns..*wiggles eyebrows*

  • TeamSeth

    a. Something mean back, preferably to be called a bad word for a female body part

    Coffee spit!  Oh man. This makes me laugh.

    Speaking of really boring commentary that seems to over-summarize the plot to people who have already read the books 100 times and thus know the plot inside and out, has anyone else watched the BD1 commentary?  I miss Chris Weitz and Peter Lambert. Oh, Mr. Lambert, I adore you and your overpriced education. I cannot watch Love Actually without knowing you were sat there next to the editor watching and learning. So adorable with your fluffy hair!

    Anyway, back to reality, we did a drunk/drinking live tweet of the commentary on Sunday and it was really just (yawn).  They need to put a second person on for BD2.  I vote MarbleNutSlut.  I mean, I know you guys want Rob, but really, he and KStew and Taylor should all 3 do a secondary commentary for BD2–maybe a Picture in Picture?  Then Condon, Stephenie, and MNS can do a primary commentary.  One will be silly and ridiculous and all the things you guys love about Rob, and one will be informative, endearing, heartwarming, and littered with hilarity (from MNS).

    Stephenie, I know you’re reading this, so, take heed. You’re producer now, you should be on the DVD commentary for the final finale.

    • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

       I fully endorse this proposal.  Picture in picture is not used near enough.  It is ideal for commentary.  Maybe even 3 heads of MNS in 3 different corners of the screen all talking to eachother?  You know, kinds like the Brady Bunch opening sequence.  The MarbleNutSlutty Bunch!

      • TeamSeth

         The MarbleNutSlutty Bunch Threeway is so much win I can’t even focus right now.

      • Anonymous

        I will do this. I will do this to anyone who watches with me, in fact, so I may as well get paid for it. Sometimes I talk in voices as improvised inner monologues!

        TRUE STORY: I watched New Moon with some of my girls, and one of the bfs was like, “I wish I could turn this TRACI commentary off.” and I was like, “WELL YOU CAN’T.”

        • Anonymous

          I made someone miss a Jessica snarky comment with my BD commentary. It was her first time watching too. 

          • TeamSeth

             We were just talking about how great everything is!

    • MariaCecilia

      And if Summit is not amenable, remember you can put your own commentary up on YouTube, Stephenie! (Please include Rob, Kristen and a pile of snacks. Look the other way when they sneak in beer..)

    • Anonymous

      Why picture in picture isn’t used for commentary has always baffled me. It would be hilarious with Rob. I think the 4th corner should go to Wyck, he’s always interesting.

    • Anonymous

      Please, anyone BUT Rob. He’s bad enough in interviews when they’re trying to prise info out of him.

      We want MNS and the Goddess!

      • Anonymous

        We need to start a petition.

      • Anonymous

        Rob not a good interview?! Okay I used to think that and have to turn the channel/hit mute on the YouTube video. But then something clicked, and I never looked back. 

        • Anonymous

           I love Rob interviews. Never stop the word vomit, Rob. Never.

          • Anonymous

            Hmmm. I cite Graham Norton:

          • Anonymous

            Please. Drinking a beer, looking dead sexy in Twi premier style black on black suit. Dumpster shoutout! What is not to love?

          • Anonymous

            Ok. You can have Rob, I’ll have TayTay when he’s in major Cougar stage (and Smoulderholder and Skarsgård – greedy, moi?)

          • Anonymous

            TayTay and Smoulderholder are all yours. Skarsgard is too good not to share though.

          • Anonymous

            Split a 6 pack with ya ;)

    • Anonymous

      I dunno. I vote UC and Moon.

      • TeamSeth

        But then who will make fun of it? These crucial details must be kept in mind. There is little left of Twilight to mock after the BD2 DVD is released…

    • Anonymous

      Those “Special Features” were lacking, besides the making of doc, which had some real gems i.e. KStew playfully kicking Rob in the taint and the KStew doll. Me thinks we could get another edition in the future with other comenters and deleted scenes. Why no deleted scenes? Bill mentions them in the coments, but they didn’t think we’d want to see them? Right, because we wouldn’t want to see the full *mixed messages* scene with Edward throwing Jacob against the wall. WE LOVE MIXED MESSAGES DVD MAKERS!

      • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

         KStew doll?!  Please explain.  If you tell me it’s life-sized I have lots of decisions to make about my life.

        • TeamSeth

           Life sized… but emaciated end of the pregnancy physique.

        • Anonymous

          Oh, I think you’ve already made your decisions

          • Anonymous

            Like TS said. Totally life sized, but irrevocably undoable. 

        • Anonymous

          Sorry Sissy P I meant that in response to KStewboy, I think we can safely say you are not tempted to do the KStew doll. It doesn’t come up in Google really, otherwise I would link it up. You’ll have to watch the making of doc. Love, Birth, Death, Another Birth death? I don’t remember. The doll is amazing, and I think I change my mind, it would make for some super creeptastic sexy times really. 

          • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

            You all might be surprised, but I do not like the idea of humping a life-sized Bella doll – IF it is a doll made to film the “Ugly Bella” scenes.  My opinion on Ugly Bella is well documented: http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/2012/02/09/ugly-bella/
            Vampire Bella, or even New Moon Bella is a whole different story. 
            Did I just admit that I’d hump a life-sized Kristen doll?!
            That’s an entirely wrong thing to admit… I mean to do.

          • Anonymous

            Gasp! How did I not know you had this blog? Big bad for keeping my head in the sand. I shall be reading up the morning young man – it’s just clicked over to midnight and my glass slipper has turned into an ugg boot (the non-trademarked original kind that you only wore outdoors if you were a Westie)

          • Anonymous

            But what if it was that or nothing? What if there was nobody there to judge you? If someone offered me a sad New Moon Edward in ugly red robe doll or the wax figure Rob that really missed the mark, and nobody was watching……..I mean I’d much rather have suit Rob or Breaking Dawn tank top Edward, but you know.

  • Michelle

    This post deserves the slow clap. Steps away from desk…

    Stands up…

    Clap…

    Clap…

    Clap clap clapclapclapclap.

    Aww yeah.

    • MariaCecilia

      I’m wondering: what happens when you do this at work? Does your boss turn up? Do random co-workers rush off in tears because they think you’re being sarcastic about their work?

      • Anonymous

        I just usually call out, “no worries, just me slow clapping the client.” I may get looks.

  • Anonymous

    HATE.

    just the @janetrigs kind of hate

  • Stella

    Totally clears it up! You’ve reaffirmed my love for all thing twilight and especially LTT/LTR! It’s the serious sh*t that freaks me out and makes me cringe. What’s life without a little good, clean snarkiness?!

  • Anonymous

    I HATE all you H00rs! #HATE

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