These new Breaking Dawn Part 2 character Posters are going to BLOW YOUR MIND. I mean, we think. We haven’t seen them. And I can’t imagine how a poster could blow anyone’s mind. Unless a bear skin/meat patty/buttcrack/little bottle/ was involved. Or Cathy Hardi was peeking out from the corner of the image. That would TOTALLY blow my mind.
But anyway, these new posters are being revealed in a way that only Twilight could do: forcing us to remember all the Coven members. Wait– what’s a coven again? That’s what I thought until I remembered my one true love from the show that died due to a Hollywood writer’s strike (RIP PUSHING DAISIES) Lee Pace:
So if you want to see one of these new posters, which may or may not include an image of Cathy Hardi*, you gots to participate in a scavenger hunt by uncovering the covens from clues hidden on the following fan sites (which includes us, duh):
BELLA AND EDWARD
HIS GOLDEN EYES
LETTERS TO TWILIGHT <— THAT’S ME DAD!
TWILIGHT SERIES THEORIES
THE TWILIGHT SAGA
LET’S DO THIS! (Facepunch)
*As far as we know, Catherine Hardwicke will not be in any of the posters. SAD