These new Character Posters are going to BLOW YOUR MIND

Dear Twilight,

These new Breaking Dawn Part 2 character Posters are going to BLOW YOUR MIND. I mean, we think. We haven’t seen them. And I can’t imagine how a poster could blow anyone’s mind. Unless a bear skin/meat patty/buttcrack/little bottle/ was involved. Or Cathy Hardi was peeking out from the corner of the image. That would TOTALLY blow my mind.

But anyway, these new posters are being revealed in a way that only Twilight could do: forcing us to remember all the Coven members. Wait– what’s a coven again? That’s what I thought until I remembered my one true love from the show that died due to a Hollywood writer’s strike (RIP PUSHING DAISIES) Lee Pace:

If this is a coven, I love a coven

So if you want to see one of these new posters, which may or may not include an image of Cathy Hardi*, you gots to participate in a scavenger hunt by uncovering the covens from clues hidden on the following fan sites (which includes us, duh):

BELLA AND EDWARD
http://bellaandedward.com/

HIS GOLDEN EYES
http://www.hisgoldeneyes.com

LETTERS TO TWILIGHT <— THAT’S ME DAD!
http://letterstotwilight.com

TEAM TWILIGHT
http://www.team-twilight.com

TWILIGHT EXAMINER
http://www.examiner.com/twilight-in-national/amanda-bell

TWILIGHT GUY
http://www.twilightguy.com/

TWILIGHTISH
http://www.twilightish.com/

TWILIGHT LEXICON
http://www.twilightlexicon.com/

TWILIGHT MOMS
http://www.twilightmoms.com/

TWILIGHT SERIES THEORIES
TwilightSeriesTheories.com

TWILIGHT SOURCE
http://www.twilightsource.com

CREPUSCULO-ES
http://www.crepusculo-es.com/

TWILIGHT ITALIA
http://www.twilightitalia.com/

THE TWILIGHT SAGA
http://www.thetwilightsaga.nl/

TWILIGHT SWEDEN
http://www.twilightsweden.se/

UK TWILIGHT
http://uktwilight.co.uk/

LET’S DO THIS! (Facepunch)

Love,
UnintendedChoice

*As far as we know, Catherine Hardwicke will not be in any of the posters. SAD

 

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  • MarbleNutSlut

    Bad aaasssss.

  • chochang

    By “blow your mind”, I hope you mean no tweed outfits of any kind and/or no wigs seemingly out of place. Those are all that matters really. And maybe a lil sum’in sum’in similar to that epic balcony tryst of yesterday. Of course, minus the kid.

  • Nelle

    Wow. What happened to Scummit’s horrible bad taste posters. These are yummy!!

  • MariaCecilia

    Hey, I’m MUCH too tired by the end of the day to go on an exhausting scavenger hunt all over the Internet! And I’m guessing someone will soon start trying to sell me those darned posters anyway..and I’m sure you will be kind and break them down for me. (Are there companion pieces with the Volturi and the catch phrase “Not”?)
    Thanks for reminding me there’s a Twilight universe out there, though, I was wondering where I could find new pictures of our friends at Cannes..

    • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

      Maria, your final request is an easy one… but beware the comments – much adolescent screaming is within: robstenation.blogspot.com

      • MariaCecilia

        And pray tell, how did YOU find this particular gem of robsessiveness? Did you google “Kristen-Stewarts-boobs” and slip while typing?

        • http://letterstokristen.wordpress.com/ KStewBoy

          Trial and error, my friend – trial and error.

          • Sisterpenguin

            Mind fizzing at your trials and your errors :D

  • BeaDee

    So now that I’ve seen the posters… they’re much improved from previous ones… but the “lip gloss for boys to wear” budget for this film must have been astronomical! Ron’s is even frosted!

  • Luludee

    I’m confused. Are the posters just the one’s of the holy trinity or are they supposed to be of the coven (I almost typed convent, lol) too? Because I’m almost more excited to see Lee Pace vamped out in old falling apart clothes and a tricorn, than anything else.

  • Luludee

    I’m confused. Are the posters just the one’s of the holy trinity or are they supposed to be of the coven (I almost typed convent, lol) too? Because I’m almost more excited to see Lee Pace vamped out in old falling apart clothes and a tricorn, than anything else.

  • JellyBeanRainbow

    Congratulations, Summit.  You never disappoint us, once again you made three oh-so-pretty looking people in RL seem strange. 

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